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[spineplucker]

I am unevolving to become a fish.

just become some ancient fishie decided land looked good, I have to have anxiety? No thx

#Shitpost #shitposting #fish #meme #prehistoric meme #fish meme #Funny?

[spineplucker]

Fearing spirits?

please

*drink floats to my hand*

thank you Andrew.

#Spirits #Shitposting #Shitpost #spirits #ghosts #idk what im doing

[spineplucker]

Have I made mistakes? Yes

do I regret them? Also yes.

#shitpost #meme #idk what to tag this as #idk what im doing #help #mistakes #shitposting

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Haha, got banned from using lighters because apparently, trying to set my brother on fire isn't "appropriate" hahahah

#shitpost #not funny #shitposting #tag meme #meme #idk what to tag this as #idk what im doing #brother #fire #burning tw

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Stop???

For your viewing pleasure

[spineplucker]

Sleepy hamster

(via)

#ñam #food #tw eating things #eating healthy #im joking #cute #aww #shitpost #just shit posting

[spineplucker]

X: would you rather dying or-

Me: dying

X: ok then, would you rather live until tomorrow or di-

Me: die.

X:

Me:

X: are you ok...?

Me: dying

#just shit posting #shitpost #funny #not funny #dying tw #death tw

[spineplucker]

If you spit it out it’s not cannibalism 

#shitpost #just shit posting #funny #not funny #no i will not reconsider #Cannibalism tw

[spineplucker]

internet headcanons!

When you open internet, a site called google (gugol) is the first thing you would see!

You can search  A N Y T H I N G

Pictures, names, people...

You can play games!

You can research information

How to kill people! 

That’s how I learned

Bye

#shitpost #just shit posting #idk why #headcanon

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“I’m nOt liKE oTheR giRLs...” I say, with my hands stained in red. “I peel blueberries” he sighs relieved. “After I get the blood off”

#shitpost #blood tw #just shit posting #idk why