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SPITBALL THOUGHT #3

totally random thought BUT

would like OM Nightbringer become a way better game if the first one wasn't made???

I mean don't get me wrong both games are really good, but it's just that now there's TONS OF THINGS to cover (and my 99+ chats in nightbringer doesn't help me at all developers helpp)

don't know abt the rest of yalls, any opinion?

#spitballing thoughts #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me shall we date #obey me dateables #spitball thought 3

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#this frfrfr

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Crazy about you~

#ANATA NO KOTO ITSUMO YOROKOBA SETAI~ #my man looking FINE- #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos

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what your favourite obey me character says about you (dateables+ edition)

╰┈➤ ❝ DIAVOLO. ❞

you like responsible/mature people

you like making people laugh

you're an optimist

you don't take things too seriously

you have a big heart

you like the classic gentleman type (opens the door for you, pulls out your chair, etc.)

you want a "golden retriever boyfriend"

╰┈➤ ❝ BARBATOS. ❞

you like side characters

you enjoy meta/fourth wall breaks

you want to be doted on

you're a quiet person

you prefer one-on-one conversations

you like tea

you like cooking/baking, or eating

you have a monster kink, and/or have a thing for yanderes

╰┈➤ ❝ SIMEON. ❞

you're not great with technology, or, alternatively, you're tech-savvy and like helping people

you like making people smile

you like/want café dates

you fluster easily, or you like to fluster people

you're patient

you don't follow trends / are immune to peer pressure

you have a corruption kink

"aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape shit"

╰┈➤ ❝ SOLOMON. ❞

you don't mind cooking/baking

you like mysterious people, or you're mysterious yourself

you're an introvert

you enjoy learning/academics

you're kind/forgiving

you're mischievous/playful

╰┈➤ ❝ LUKE. ❞

you're great with kids, and/or are a kid at heart

you like baking/cooking

you have a sweet tooth

you're kind and caring

you're a bit stubborn

you're optimistic/cheerful

╰┈➤ ❝ RAPHAEL. ❞

you like serious people

you want to be that one person your mean/cold crush is secretly nice to

you have a great attention to detail

you're a quiet person

you have a thing for biblically accurate angels

you're blunt and it might come off as rude

you have sensory issues

you're autistic

╰┈➤ ❝ MEPHISTOPHELES. ❞

you're dramatic, or you like dramatic people

you're a theatre kid

you're creative

you like writing

you like fancy dates, and/or are high-maintenance

you're competitive

you like groups/crowds and being in the spotlight

╰┈➤ ❝ THIRTEEN. ❞

you want to be stepped on

you're dramatic, or like dramatic people

you're an extrovert, or an introvert that tends to get 'adopted' by extroverts

you're competitive

you have a sweet tooth

you like to make people laugh

you're blunt and it might come off as rude

#its concerning how its a little too true with barbatos for me- #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me side characters

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"Ya better be grateful to be gettin' flowers from THE Mammon!"

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Nom nom

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oops I was late~ Happy V Day~

#UHHH THEY CAN EXPLAIN #WAHHHHHHH eeeeee #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub

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MC is at the Demon Lord's Castle helping Barbatos make tea.

MC: And what exactly is in this blend?

Barbatos: *lists every ingredient*

MC: Mhm. And what are the benefits of those?

Barbatos: *details the benefits of each ingredient separately and together*

MC: Right and where exactly did you obtain this?

Barbatos: I made the blend myself. While I was able to find some of these ingredients at my usual market, I had to grow some of them myself in the gard-

MC: ?

Barbatos: MC. Why are you asking me so many questions about this tea?

MC: Oh, I just like to watch the way your eyes sparkle when you're talking about something you love.

Barbatos: I see. Then you must allow me to list everything I know about you.

MC was too flustered to speak. Barbatos only chuckled and kissed away their astonishment.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

#ayo too smooth my man #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me mc

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uhh BARK BARK AWOOO GHRHSRHHRHGS

you guys fanartists are just a different species- (in a good way ofc)

have yall SEEEEN fanart of alastor!???

it’s enough this man is clouding my mind and the fanart isn’t helping

JUST LOOK AT THIS OH MY-

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #i turned into a dog for a sec-

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UAUAHAHGHGHGHGHGH his pjs though LETS TALK ABOUT IT

Beel and his heart pj’s are so cute 💕💕💕

#yes beel's my top 1 #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub

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Give tiny Beel a kiss

Inspired from mitzubao

#GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!! #GIVE IT!11!!1 #my baby needs his daily kisses T-T #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me shall we date

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✌️😄✌️

#POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG #*in luca's voice* #he so cute wth #nijisanji #nijisanji en #luxiem #luca kaneshiro

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Mammons most recently googled questions:

- do humans like to be pet?

- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?

- how to cut out human meat from my diet.

- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?

- how to not leave finger prints???

- top Ways to get rich quick

- gold bag

- demon scale gold bag

- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)

- human intelligence quiz

- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.

- what does outer space taste like

- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?

- what is bone apple teeth???

- sharkcoochi board???

- sharkcochi baord??

- how to spell shark coochi bord??

- charcuterie board.

- shark shaped charcuterie board.

- how to tell if your human has rabbies

- what does a rabbies bite look liek???

#canon fr #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me headcannons

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Oh Happy Late Birthday Dear Prince~

#permission to cry is a go #how dare you but fr #T^T #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo

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MC: Hey, Luci.

Lucifer: ?

MC: Would you love me if I were a worm?

Lucifer: I-

MC: Just answer

Lucifer: ... Yes?

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MC: Mamms.

Mammon: Huh? What's it, human?

MC: Would you love me if I were a homeless, stinking slob?

Mammon: what is this question, huh?!

MC: Answer

Mammon: How do I answer that?

MC: From the bottom of your heart, be honest.

MC: Everyone know that you would love me even if I were a stinky nig-

Mammon: Don't- finish...

Mammon: ... Yes, I would love you.

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MC: Levi, hello.

Levi: Oh, hi, MC! Do you want to play with m-

MC: Would you love me if I were a computer cable?

Levi: ... A computer cable?

MC: A computer cable

Levi: Well... yeah, I guess...

Levi: Now, do you want to play w-

*MC left.*

Levi: ...

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MC: Satan?

Satan: Yes?

MC: Would you love me if I were a dog?

Satan: ...

MC: ...

Satan: A d-

MC: Just answer dude

Satan: ... N-

MC: From the bottom of your fucking soul which you don't have

Satan: ... maybe yes...

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MC: Hi my beautiful sunshine

Asmo: Oh, hi love ♡!

MC: Would you love me if I were a the ugliest person on the world?

Asmo: Hmmmm... not as much as now, but... I would love you as much as I can ♡

MC: Cute...

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MC: Hi bear

Beel: Oh, hey MC.

MC: Would you love me if I were a Solomon's food?

Beel: ... uhm...?

MC: Please, answer... honestly...

Beel: ... Is everhthing okay?

MC: Please

Beel: ... maybe if you were in a jar... yes

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MC: Belphie, would you love me if I were dead?

Belphie: What—

MC: Now, here, answer this.

Belphie: ... Did you saw a "Corpse Bride"?

MC: Thank you.

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Lucifer: What was that for, MC?

Mammon: Yeah, I'm so confused!

Satan: Not only you...

MC: Conclusion of my test...

MC: You're all weird

#did not see that coming mc 💀 #i thought it'd be wholesome #till it wasn't #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date

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enjoy this silly strips i drew ‼️

#satan with a neko mc #he's finally truly lived #obey me #obey me satan

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Could I request headcanons for the Brothers with an MC who makes master-level pastries and such? I hope you're having a good day! :3

MC is an Amazing Cook!

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

The way you seared that shadow hog and flambéd it in demonus paired horribly well with the fat in the meat, caramelizing it into smoky, savory perfection.

Like any man, food is the key to Lucifer's heart, even if his tastes are more on the refined side. Luckily, you don't seem to have a problem with that since your food is already gourmet level.

Don't even get him STARTED on your pastries. He's not a fan of sweets, but there's just something about that trice spiced coffee cake you made that just pairs so well with his Hell coffee....

Highkey tempted to have you cook for Lord Diavolo, as a not-so-humble humble brag. Like, 'look at what my human can do. Fufufu'

"I must say, having your cooking as a part of our menu has changed everyone's attitudes for the better. Even Beelzebub has been calmer lately, so I thank you for that. ....Do you mind bringing some of that cake to my office? I'd like to have some with you."

Mammon

Woah... WOAH!! This food's amazing! It's almost like you've got a demon's palate memorized, because the food you make is crazy good!

You know, you could make a killing off of this cooking! Actually he's already starting to plan a restaurant idea. With your cooking and his advertising expertise, the two of you can take over the food world of the Devildom! You'll be rich!

...Is what he's thinking, but his head is too fuzzy from all the delicious flavors bursting in his mouth. It's like a warm hug... it can make a grown man cry..

On the days when Mammon needs a little pick me up, he'll specially ask for you to make

"That one dish I like! Ya know, the spicy one with the meat! And the sauce! Yeah yeah, that one! But make sure ya cook enough for the both of us, yeah? I wanna eat it with you, too. And don't ya go makin' any for my brothers!"

Levi

Is there anything more moe than someone who's a god at cooking? You're like the protagonist from that one anime, 'Cooking Wars'!

You're a god with a spatula, and Levi is too distracted with the taste of your cooking to even think about his inferiority complex. Even if his tastes lean more toward the processed side of things, he can't help but drool when the smell of your cooking wafts through the air.

Actually, that seems to be one of the only things that's gets him out of his room. He's used to skipping meals or hoarding junk food in his room, but he feels like he gets a major performance boost when he eats what you make! Like the food in the games that gives you a status effect!

But now that he thinks of it, there's only one way to truly test your skill.... So please look at this list of TSL foods that he wants to try! Especially the cursed goat tartare sandwich with cheese!!!

"You can make it, can't you? I'm not gonna let you do it alone, so don't worry! Uwaaah... if I can actually eat food that the Seven Lords ate, I'll have bragging rights for centuries! No... for a lifetime...!"

Satan

Satan lent you one (1) cookbook, and the kitchen hasn't been the same since. His book collections hasn't either, since you always seem to come back for more.

You became a culinary master in no time, even learning how to use some of the most difficult ingredients the Devildom has to offer!

Even things that would otherwise be poisonous if handled incorrectly become key ingredients to your godly cooking.

He's also a big fan of the sweets you make. Not because he eats them often himself, but because you're open to taking requests. So when you decorated a cake to look like a cat, Satan was considering proposing. Instead, he settles for asking for some pointers.

"Thank you for indulging me. I thought you'd tease me for wanting to master these cat themed cupcakes, so I'm relieved. I can never seem to capture the right amount of cuteness no matter how I try, but I feel like I can do it well if you teach me. I'm in your care, MC."

Asmo

YOU ARE RUINING HIS DIET MC

Asmo has never been very good at self control in any form, and he's got the biggest sweet tooth out there. So when you come along with your Top Chef quality sweets, he feels his resolve crumbling away...

Flan, cookies, fruit pies, spice cakes, cream puffs.... So many decadent sweets come pouring out of the kitchen on a daily, and he can't have any!

Well.... a tiny taste couldn't hurt, right? And maybe with your skills, you could make him some low-fat sweets to help curb the cravings..? Please? 🥺👉👈

"MC, you're such a tease! There's no way I can resist forever, you know? You're making me so hungry I can't stand it! Hm? Oh, I'm talking about your desserts. Unless... you'd prefer if I meant something else..~?"

Beel

MARRIAGE PLEASE. 💍💍💍

It was almost like Beel sensed your culinary abilities the moment you dropped into the Devildom, ecause there was just something about you that had him like 👁👁

And when you prove your worth on your night to make dinner? Man already has his entire future with you planned out in his head.

The food hits his plate and he literally sheds tears over your amazing cooking. Now he's standing up and taking your hands, asking you to stay with him.

"You don't need to go back to the human world, right? Stay here. I want to eat your cooking everyday, forever. I'll move your bed into my room, too. Actually, I'll take over Mammon's job and I'll watch over you instead."

Belphie

Belphie knew your cooking was something else when he actually stayed awake the entire time he ate it. And he NEVER stays awake at the table.

Did you cast some kind of spell over it? What kind of magic are you using? Because it's hella sus that the smell of your food has the ability to wake him up out of even the deepest sleep. (Lucifer is tempted to use you as a Belphie alarm clock in the morning-)

He's a little annoyed that your cooking is so effective against him. It's like a weakness that he can't ignore. There's no way he’d turn down a chance to eat your milk pudding, though. Don't laugh.

Kinda treats you like the Devildom's Uber Eats, though. MC, please leave his meal at the door and he'll grab it in a sec. Make sure you knock so he knows you're there 👍

"I'm so tired.... Hey, MC. Why don't you try feeding my dinner to me? I want to enjoy your food while it's still warm, so you've got to help me quick." "...Hm? Spoiled? Eheheh, maybe I am. I can't help it when I'm with you."

#dont make me try and burn my own house down #if only this were canon to me #i cannot even cook egg T-T #without adult supervision #obey me fluff #obey me headcannon #obey me