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TFW you do a deep dive on the Internet for someone and find out way too much information
#stalker mode activated#The internet is a scary place#This is what happens when your socials are locked up like Fort Knox and Iâm too chicken to friend you#I know way too much now#bruh your family is loaded#same astrological sign#same birthday as my dad#ðµïžââïžð#who even knows how much of that stuff is true though#cause I looked up myself and things were very wrong lol#but a lot of it was true too ð€·
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#this is somethin between us ââ#wow im cryin ð IMMA CRY ! its the truth . i was like nobody gona see it âð¿#ask#askdv#anonymous#ððâ¥â¥ðâ¥â¥ðµïžââïžðµïžââïžâ¥ðððµïžââïžðµïžââïžð€ ð€ ðð€ðð
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My fellowð§ââïž Americans ðºðž. Itâs becoming ð¬ïž clear ð tonight, that as ðfar as we ð¥ can tell ð®, Mr. Jeryd Mencken ðšð»âðŠ³ will likely be the âïž next presidentðof the ðºðžUnited States ð, and I ðïž, for one âïž, wish ð§ââïžhim â€ïžâð©¹well ð. For although I ð set out a clearð£ïž and compelling ð± pathð€ïž, America ðŠ, in her divine ð wisdom ð§, has chosen ðto take ðanotherðµââïž. Well. ð€Good ðluck. â²ïž And Iâd like ð to say ð£ïž to my first ð¥ running ðââïžmate , who I ðwill not ð« dignify with að name-check, but had that woman ð
not droppedð§ out ð€, and then had ð§ðŒâðŠ³ I not âhad to ð replace her with ð¥anotherð€ figure who turned ð€out not ð«to be able to bearð» the weight ðïžââïžof public ðµïžââïžscrutiny ð§âHad I ðïž not been ððªbetrayed ð by those two 2ïžâ£ jackrabbits ð, who ð€·ðŒââïžknowsð€·ðŒââïž? PoliticsðŽïž of ð€¢envy ð€. Ugly ðŸ game ð°. I ð²happen ðž to ð°be ðµ a ð³billionaireðª. Sorry ð. But honestly, ðºðž America, you flunked ð¯ it. I ð€ guess ðyouâre gonna have to find some ð€ other poor ð€±mookâs ðŒpaps ð» to suckle ð on. The corrupt ð« bipartisan ð system zombie ð§ââïž marches ð¥ on. And so I call ðout ð£ïžto my ð¯ââïžfriends ðtonight, to my ðšâð©âð§âðŠpeople, I ð say, Conheads ð€, I salute ð«¡ you ð«µð». And, America ðºðž, be afraid ð±. Be â£ïž warned â ïž for the Conheads ð are coming. ðð» Thank you ðð». God ð§ââïž bless ð America ðºðž.
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redbullracing: Inspector Verstappen doing some Max-stigating ððµïžââïž
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Opening a thread to talk about what we'll see in the second season of the animated adaptation of âSpy x Familyâ about Twiyor, Loid and YorâŒïžðµïžââïžð¹
Before going into details, let's contextualize a bit.
The second season was announced in December, and a teaser was released at the end of the first season. Although its length was not specified, it made it clear that it would cover what is known as the TwiYor Date & Cruise arc.
As of the date of creation of this thread, we haven't received much more information. In May, a couple of posters were released, but that's about it. However, that doesn't stop us from keeping an optimistic attitude.
That said, let's go explore what this second season has in store for us!
TwiYor Date/Twiyor bull-shot date or Misión Extra 2
The first thing we will see is one of the most loved and appreciated chapters within the fandom. It is a chapter that was expected to be adapted in the first season, but it could not be and was left for the second in this chapter, we see that Yor takes a bullet in the butt and due to her annoyed expression, Loid decides to take her on a date. With this premise, a series of events and a rather charming moment between Loid and Yor unfolds.
Chapter 40.
Although perhaps considered a transitional chapter and not very relevant, it presents a couple of curious aspects. Although they are immersed in a comic situation, Bond actually contributes a lot to the development of Loid's character, especially because of something that will happen later.
Chapter 43.
A chapter that begins with an informative introduction and then develops into a comic situation thanks to Franky and his attempt to win over a girl by retrieving a cat with Yor's involvement, we could consider it a subplot, but it actually lays the groundwork for what would become a full arc.
Cruise arc.
This I believe is the highlight of the second season. It is the first extended arc found in the manga and contains what are considered some highlights. Talking about this arc in relation to each character, especially Yor, would require a separate thread that I could do ð
A highlight is that this is the first time the family is separated and away from their routine of work, secret missions and Eden. This situation intensifies their feeling of missing each other, which makes for some very tender moments and contributes to the development of each of them.
Special mention to the conclusion: chapter 56. It's another chapter that is beloved by the fandom and encapsulates the heart of the Forger family dynamic â€ïž
Chapter 58
This occurs after the closing of the cruise arc. This is a rather extensive chapter starring Loid and Bond where, as mentioned in chapter 40, we can appreciate more sincere moments from Loid both emotionally and in his words. Importantly, the speech includes one of the most touching moments we have had so far from the spy.
For now, that's all. I know that there is a moment missing that is transcendental for Twilight's character; however, we don't know how much it will occupy in the second season nor its duration.
Therefore, I close this commentary based on what I believe will be primarily the plot of the second season.
If anything else needs to be added, I'll be on the lookout to do so!
If you made it to the end, thanks for reading this thread. It would be helpful if you could spread it around or comment to let me know what you think! â€ïž
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ðŸ Just doing a little neighborhood reconnaissance from behind the fence⊠ð Who else loves a good mystery? ðµïžââïž #CuriousPup #NeighborhoodWatchDog
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ð My name is John Crichtonð«¡, an astronaut ðšâð. A radiation wave ð hit and I got shot ð« through a wormhole ðª±ð³ïž. Now I'm lost ð€ in some distant part of the universe ð on a ship ð¢, a living ship ðž, full of strange alien life forms ðœðŸð¹ð§ââïž. Help me ð. Listen, please ð. Is there anybody out there who can hear me ð? I'm being hunted ðµïžââïž by an insane ð€ª military commander ð®ââïž. Doing everything I can ðââïž. I'm just looking ð for a way home ð.
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Characters I write for ð
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Fluff : ðºÂ  Smut : ð¥Â  Angst : ð  None : ð² Incorrect Quotes : ð«
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#masterlist#dark content#miri's-files#naruto dark content#naruto shippuden dark content#spy x family#tw.incest#spy x family dark content
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Valentine's Mini Prompts Masterlist!
There was a (late created) mini prompts event for Valentine's Day.
5 days, 2 prompts a day, for anything people felt like doing from drabbles and sketches to full fics and beyond. Short notice, but lots of enthusiasm! ð
(please note fic ratings are always based on the Ao3 format and all Aloy/Kotallo unless marked!)
Day 1 - 10th of Feb
ðïž hands / touch
ð 'ShhâŠ. they'll hear us'
ð I wear your marks with pride (M) by @koteevna
Meridian is filled with small nooks and crannies where two people can love each other without limits
ð Hands (T) by @murmeringwhisper
A quiet moment between Aloy and Kotallo.
ðš ðïž Hands/Touch by @quiche-draws
ð Quiet (E) by @fogsblue
Aloy wants Kotallo to lose his well earned control. He has other plans.
ð Best in the West (E) by @r4diate-love
They've got a few minutes to kill before having to be in ChainscrapeâŠ
ð It's okay to be not okay (NR) by Fallen2theVirus
(Kotallo/Female Character)
He looked at her, assessing, still not moving. She rolled her eyes, letting out a sigh - »Come on, Marshal. Donât tell me you are afraid of a little bit of âholding handsâ!«
ð A soft touch (T) by @beyondbendingsky
She was the one that had asked to take time to explore this newfound intimacy between them.
Day 2 and beyond under the cut!
Day 2 - 11th of Feb
ð things I notice about the other person that no one else does
ð Touch starved
ð Never Again (M) by @r4diate-love
Memories⊠(touch starved)
ð a welcome touch (G) by @fogsblue
Kotallo sees the way Aloy startles momentarily at each friendly, familial touch before she leans into them...
ðThe Way... (NR) by Fallen2theVirus
things I notice about the other person that no one else does
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Day 3 - 12th of Feb
ð Shenanigans at the Carja peace summit in Meridian
ð¿ steamy showers after long battles
ð Bathtime fun (E) by @fogsblue
Aloy doesn't like Carjan nobles, but a relaxing bath can improve her mood, especially if Kotallo is willing to help out.
ð Shower (E) by @murmeringwhisper
Aloy and Kotallo wind down after a long battle.
ð Hangry (E) by @r4diate-love
Aloy rolls her eyes. Finally today's meetings are over. Time to blow off some steam!
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Day 4 - 13th of Feb
â»ïž "I didn't want to fall in love, not at all. But at some point you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it."
ðµïžââïž Sneaking away from an official event
ð Careful (E) by @r4diate-love
What happens at the King's dinnerâŠ
ðŠ âI didnât want to fall in love, not at all. But at some point you smiled.â by @charger-lens
ð I didn't mean to... (G) by @fogsblue
"I didnât mean to fall in love with you"
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Day 5 - 14th of Feb
ð² The 'âŠ.oh' moment
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Leaving marks / Biting / Hickeys
ð muddy moments (T) by @fogsblue
Kotallo wasn't expecting a life changing realisation today, but then there's the mud.
ð The Luckiest Man (T) by @r4diate-love
Softness
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Chapter fics that cover multiple days!
Second verse (E) by @shipperobsession
Aloy has doubts, Kotallo has answers. Stories from a life lived together.
Chapter 1: "Shh⊠They'll hear us"
Chapter 2: "Touch starved"
Chapter 3: "Steamy showers after long battles"
Chapter 4: "Sneaking away from an official event"
Chapter 5: "Leaving marks / biting / Hickeys"
The Mark of Love (T) by TheArtseeWinks
These two are very much in love with each other.
Chapter 1: Hands/Touch
Chapter 2: Things I Notice About the Other Person That No One Else Does
Chapter 3: Shenanigans at the Carja Peace Summit
Chapter 4: "I Didn't Want to Fall in Love. Not at All. But at Some Point You Smiled and Holy Shit I Blew It."
Chapter 5: The 'Oh' Moment
The Marshal's Moments (E) by @mayalli
A collection of drabbles from Kotalloâs point of view.
Chapter 1: Shh
Chapter 2: Things I Notice
Chapter 3: Shenanigans in Meridian
Chapter 4: I didnât want to fall in love
Chapter 5: Marks
Tell Me You Love Me (M) by @goodvibrationsmp3
Day 1: Hands/touch + âShh⊠theyâll hear us"
Day 2: Touch-starved
Valentine's Mini Prompt Challenge (G) by @dino-trash-kieran
(Kotallo/Talanah)
Chapter 1: Hands/Touch
Chapter 2: Noticing Things No-one Else Does
Chapter 3: Shenanigans at the Peace Summit
Valentine's Mini Prompt Challenge (After Dark) by @dino-trash-kieran
(Kotallo/Talanah)
Chapter 1: Shh, They'll Hear Us
Chapter 2: Touch Starved
Chapter 3: A Steamy Shower
Chapter 4: Sneaking Away
When Mountain Meets Sky by @quiche-draws
Day 3: Caught - Shenanigans at the Carja peace summit in Meridian
Day 4: Tempt - Sneaking away from an official event
Day 5: Love - The '...Oh' Moment"
Kotaloy Elysium Valentine Prompts (T) by @cotanerd
Chapter 1: Hands / Touch
Chapter 2: Touch starved
Chapter 3: Shenanigans at the Carja peace summit in Meridian
Chapter 4: Sneaking away from an official event
Chapter 5: Leaving marks
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With all the lies and the books ð
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Hi! It's time for another fanfiction... And if you love crimes/solving crimes and a little hard detective Work this is the perfect one.ðµïžââïžðµïžââïž
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Also, to see how Helen Hope B and mister detective Void meet for the first time click on this fanfiction as well:
This is set 6 months before detective Void got his mask, so he is an ordinary detective here.
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Warning:If you hate/dislike snakes you better not read this!
This is actually the third part, the second i didn't wrote it yet ð
I plan to make at least 10 fanfictions, they are not conan to the real detective Void lore, but for me they are because itis set in the same Universe...
The fourth part name is: The other side of the mirror
This fiction is set a month and 4 days later after the actually lore.
P. S:This fanfiction took the life out of me, lmao ð€£ð€£ð€£ð
Thank you for your support, you are the best sweet slice of cake!
Hope you like it!
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Title number: A box full of snakes-619
Fanfiction class:Euclid
Summary: ððððHelen Hope B finds herself in a very strange case with none other than our favorite detective Void... ðððð
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Disclaimer:I don't own detective Void, he is not my original character!! Find this cute original character on Youtube!!
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The event was better than he hoped it It was the 15th anniversary of the company, a world-famous company, every guest had a good time, he was an old man at 62 years old with lots of responsibilities, one if his important guest madame Rossiya with her fiance mr Berliini, she was a lovely lady of about 47 years and he was the new director of a major Austrian bank just invited him at their table, they wanted to make a generous donation for the greenhouse where the exotic plants were keept, she was impressed by their colors and beauty, something worth conserve for the future.
Mr Greenmark also had been looking for him for sometime by now, the new reporters arrived and they wanted an exclusive report,it Was the moment everybody celebrate with a bath of confetti but in the moment the ceiling opened a male body not older than 49 years dropped, the wires nearly behead it...lt was a scene noone was gonna forget about too soon.
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Three days later after the incident Mr Williard decided to open the tourist resort, 514 guests were invited all over the world, they have just received an operating permit from the emergency authorities, so all he had left to do Was to check the food, the lights if they were in the right position and of course the great speech which he wrote and rewritte all over again.
"Why so nervous old friend?"
Mr Greenmark was the second after Mr Williard in the great business, they have known each other since they were in their 30th.
Later that day the guests arrived, everyone were so excited, the good music, the lights, the atmosphere, some of them decided they will return again, the other already made up their mind to spend their honeymoon there, everything went well then it was time for the great speach however Mr Williard couldn't find his business partner Mr Greenmark anywhere and he made a gesture toward some staff to make a little search while he made his way to the microphone.
"Welcome to the Hazel willow tourist resort and also one of the largest laboratory where the anti-venom is prepared, we have a large range of anti-venom from at least 1471 species... The laboratory name is Lady-in-white such a beauty, and i am your host Mr Williard W. Monarch, my grandfather was a butterfly specialist, did his research on them all his life, clearly i choose something more dangerous. Enjoy your stay! I am ready to answer all your questions!"
"Sir, mister Greenmark is dead, sir in the west wing of the greenhouse...It's too horrible!"
Everybody turned their heads at the maiden that just come in while some of them gasped or returned a shocked gaze upon mr Williard, some of them even started to gossh, it was something neither of them would forget too soon.
"Poor fellow, being buried in a pile of venomous snakes... Now that is what we call a venomous karma death... All the bad blood between in and out you see...Well, till the police arrives we better check out our rooms for snakes and lock ourselves in them..."
"I agree, who knows who will become the next victim, poor mr Greenmark, rest in peace!"
People talked and gave opinions, that was everything you could heard in the next three hours, it was getting late and the luxury event waan't luxurious anymore after the macabre incident, yes, that is how they put it...Mr Williard was affected the most, two murders in the same place in such a short time, the police still investigated the other one, what a bad luck.
"Is everybody ready, well i would like to say a few words, now i know some of you are concern about all those snakes bites but we guarantee we are trying our best to control the situation, no snake can enter the resort, please don't panic. Now lot's of you asked me why this is happening well my opinion is that because of the hot sunny weather, the climate change, the rainy and dryness, snakes are active pradatory if they find food much easier they build their muscular mass, they shade more often and that creates a need for reproduction, with optimal conditions.The female snake can lay 20 to 60 eggs, in the wild the eggs don't usually survive so that is one of the reason of such many eggs, some of the eggs are infertile those are named slugs... Now it's time to identify some types of snakes like the coral snake, we have the picture in the left corner as you can see, the king Cobra on the right, you can see the beautiful head, magrove snake in the middle. "
"Mr Williard, may we have a moment... Your snake presentation was fascinating but i would like to know more about those snake accident..."
"Such a shame indeed, me and my good friends put a lot of efforts in this company, to be attacked by those creatures... What on Earth is going on?Imagine being bitten by a snake and then ended up hung, who would do such a thing and why?"
"Do you have a greenhouse, sir?"
"Oh yes, is where we keep some of the most rare flower species, my mother loved them, we are trying to protect them by giving them what they need, i am afraid that the ground quality had dropped in the past years. We need to be prepared for anything as humans. "
Helen was in her light blue dress, she looked for any sign of a potential anomaly on the guests that were coming, the heels was killing her, even if it was an elegant event she wish to have brought a pair of sneakers. It was some few moments later that she felt a hand on her shoulder, turning around Hope had found an interesting familiar face, this time he Was wearing a dark light mask which made her was sad a little, Hope considered the color of detective eyes very beautiful and unique, she couldn't understand why would detective Void choose to hide it.
"And what are you doing here? With another SCPs bussiness? This place is the last place i would expected to see SCP foundation members. "
Hope was taken back a little, the detective voice was a little cold and dark, that was strange for her, it was like he was there with her but still he was not.
She didn't wanted to make a scene, yes Hope was a little hurt, but it's not like she would actually admit it, It had to be diplomatic, the diplomacy was always the key to success.
"Look, i don't know why you are acting like a jerk, but not really...Well, yes, sort off... We intercepted some strange calls from this center being attacked by snakes..."
"Is that all? Is there something more about it and you won't tell me just because it is a foundation thing to do, who is the jerk now?"
"Why are you acting like this? You know very well if some objects are involve in this, how dangerous it can get... Clearly, you mister detective can't keep away from these anomalies..."
"It's nice to see how much you care!"
"I don't like it when people are getting hurt, i am trying to change something for the better..."
"You don't make such a good job..."
"Look forward mister detective, what do you see, those people are afraid, to think this all started two months ago when first Mr Williard found a strange gift box on his desk and when he opened it, it had sheded snake skin along with an actual dead venomous snake in it. Of course you don't have to believe me you can ask him in person. "
"Well, it's the moment we all have been looking for, before we end this i want to thank you all for all of your support even in those hard dark moments, on your seat you will find a box that is a gift from our company to you, dear guests, together we made a better year. I felt honored to be here with you today."
As everybody was preparing to open their gifts, looking at the box detective Void had a feeling about that, something told him to stay away from ot and his reflections kicked in.
"Wait a second, do not open the box! Hope the boxes now! "
Hope throw her gift box as well, the others were confused and some people started to scream, they could hear some kind of hiss coming and the first thing they thought was it might be a bomb.
"Those are taipan snakes, they are native from Australia."
"You know those snakes well, maybe we can work together, can i see the Laboratory where they recolt the venom from the snakes?"
The next day even When everybody took their breakfast the tension remain thick, the police told the Witnesses to remain in the building as if one or more of them could be the culprit behind all of those acts, they woldn't have been surprised even if they found a snake in their pot of tea.
"Chef inspector Daniel Sunrise and this is my young sergeant Jaxon, we are here to investigate the strange case of the snakes, we need your statement as well as your fingerprints, in this case everybody is a suspect, we are just doing our duty if you may follow us."
"Great, just great, please mister detective Void tell me you had worked with the police in the past... Now we have them on our tail too, great so freaky great. I am so tempted to use amnestics on them after all this is over, they could put us in the jail for something we didn't do...Oh, fuckk my life double it! "
"Hope don't be so drastic the police is not the problem here, we just need to be careful not to arouse suspicions, as far as they know we are cousins and that is all."
Detective Void and Hope could see that it was more to this story so they put aside the whatever Was going on and tried to work as a team, they both were mature enough, plus Hope felt much better with a familiar face, since she wasn't used to work alone, that and too many strangers.
"If you may take a seat, this should be quick, we still have 303 suspects to check them so first question is where were you at 8:21 pm this Tuesday?"
"I was with mister Gorenje talking about the big event that night unfortunately that was postponed because of the discovery and my cousin was waiting his turn for the karaoke number, you can ask our host, Mr Williard."
"Seems fine till now, let us see some ID cards, huh interesting seems like we have a private detective here, I swear that all detectives have this nature that anywhere they go, they will find a mysterious case."
"I would like to offer my assistance in this delicate situation."
"Fine by me, just don't mess up the scene, let us handle it and if you find anything let us know after all this is an official police department business not some detective work.Come on, send the next ones on the list, you two are free to go for now!"
"Ok, i am gonna put myself together! We have to work together to end this nightmare, like i said before those people are afraid, mr Williard is one of the nice people i have meet, always making sure others get their anti-venom if their life are in danger even if they can not afford it."
"Seems like I will take this case, with 4 murders in such a short time and 3 more victims, the police sure are not enough."
"Ahem, you won't be alone mister detective Void, i will help too, i always wanted to work with a detective in secret that is... I sincerely would love to."
"Fine by me, but no SCP foundation business...Also are you saying this only to make yourself feel a little better and find courage? "
"Is not like i can call them, if it's not an anomaly they don't care speaking between you and me and to answer your second question, it is an yes, snakes scares me."
"Great... Now lets find mr Williard office, somethong tells me that he is there, did he mentioned anything about the office?"
"Mr Williard i will take the case, along side with Ms Bright here, we will try to make everything in our power to find the culprit and help the police catch them."
"First thing first this has security cameras, right? I will go and see what the cameras caught and you Hope, i have a list of question s you may address of guests and stuff around here, maybe they saw something."
Thry have been searching and asking question for about an hour and 45 minutes till they finally meet again.
"Well, what did you find out, mister detective Void? Had any luck?"
"Well, not so much, it made me think that whoever is behind this knows well this place, but i found something interesting in mr Greenmark death. You see, mr Greenmark was all alone at the moment when it happened, noone was around but somehow he stumble upon a wire, i suppose it was a bit dark maybe he did not see it and the venomous snakes falls upon him."
"That is crazy indeed, maybe we did not find anything else because the police took the rest already, anyway i also found something interesting."
"I doubt chef inspector Sunrise would leave such an important evidence behind, so what have you found?"
"First Mr Williard and Mr Grinschmoire, the man who was the second death, had an argument two days before, a maid named Sylvia heard them and told the receptionist about it. Unfortunately, Sylvia has been missing for some time, everybody thinks she is sick or that she has left after the second murder..."
"That is strange, maybe Mr Williard hides something from us, he told us there was no trouble at all... And for this maid i wonder why nobody thought she could be dead as well till now?"
"Maybe we should call off today, mister detective Void, i'm tired from all this detective work...Hope you don't mind it but with so many snakes around here i'm feeling much safer with you."
"You can stay, it's not like i can make you leave in the first place, i will read all the answers and organize notes about everything we know so far."
"Goodnight and thank you!"
Even so, the truth was that Helen forgot to take a room, she though that she didn't need it in the first place, nearly almost 3 days without sleep, she just tried to be busy as a bee just to forget about something, anyway if she knows something about men Was that they have big egos.
"Good morning, ready for a new day? I woke up with this feeling which tells me that we are gonna find the last piece of clue to end it today, can not wait. "
"I just spoke with mr Williard, we have a new clue where we can search, i added to my agenda, are you ready for a trip Hope?"
while they were going detective Void saw a white-yellow substancs powder on a top of a rock, it was the same one found in the laboratory were some snakes were held captive, it was indeed odd to find it there since those snakes were caught in the opposite direction away from the place they were.
The door to the cottage was unlocked, but it was more like someone forcing entry, Scratch marks were present on the wooden door. So entering the cottage the two of them begone to search for anything usefull that may had lead them closer to the truth.
While searching detective Void tripped over a ditch almost would have fallen too if he didn't grab the first thing he could get his hands on, slowly revealing a nice nest full of eggs.
"Those eggs are tall, big and heavy, wonder which bird lays them?"
But he did not have time to find the answer When Hope started to speak, by the sound of her voice the detective notice she Was afraid of something.
"Mister detective, there is an anaconda... A 15 feet long life anaconda...Ahh!"
Her heart skip a beat, Hope was paralyzed by fear, the sharp snake tongue hissing at her and the huge opening mouth revealing its sharp fangs was a nightmare before her, she felt like a mouse.
Mister detective Void could see only the half of the body of the giant anaconda, the anaconda was in the position to strike probably it compare Hope with a heavy meal.
Before she knew it, Hope felt on a pile of something, the anaconda head look at her from above but the window Was too small for such a large body shape.
Helen couldn't open her eyes she still Was afraid, of course dealing with anomalies Was much easier for Hope, they have the technology and there were people she could count on, plus an anaconda that long could eat you in a second and you should know better than to provoke such a large snake.
"Am i dead? Am i in a belly of an anaconda?"
She did not dared to open her eyes yet till she felt a hand on her check, the detective wanted to make sure Hope was still alive and to assure her that there were no snakes near her, he sigh as for someone who was kissing the danger almost everyday Hope sure Was more pale than usual.
"No silly, you just passed out, come on, that anaconda won't bother anyone ever again!"
Hope slowly opened her eyes, finally he thought, they could move on, still she wanted to know What was hiding behind the pile on which she had landed.
A mountain of boxes beautifully arranged they were in front of them, and the detective knew, the only question remain Who brought them there?
"Well, at least we know what happened to the gifts that were suppose to be given, are you alright?"
Hope yawned, Who would have known that the cases were so energy-consuming, she looked at detective Void, clearly something was with him but she couldn't figure it out and it's not like they spoke about it. The poor detective must have been shocked too, that snake had been something she was sure they won't forget soon.
"Just a little dizzy, probably from that snake..."
"Put your hand around my shoulder mister detective, let me carry you, we come together, we leave together...ok?Just try to relax, you are too tense."
They reached the resort, mr Williard was waiting together with Karina also there was another police car near, they have been waiting for them.
"Do you need anything, water, are you hungry? I will speak with Mr Williard myself, promise me you will stay here."
"Incredible, an anaconda this tall takes some years and if they have enough food, what happened to the eggs? We can not let such a gene pass, having more anaconda like this it will destroy the eco-sistem."
"Yes, i know, we also found the gift boxes discarded and covered with an old blanket, we didn't found much i'm afraid.
Helen was in one of the dead point, if the detective was right this was the moment they finally catch the one responsable for the unfortunately incidents. It wasn't long before a shadow appear, it was fast, Hope had begun the chase...for her it Was now or never.
She had both of her guns with her, the suspect would have no escape from her, she was determined When she heard a bottle break, and initially thought it was detective Void.
"Well, what do we have here, i will take that... Do you recognize this remainder of broken shard, miss? I will only ask you once, judging by your face, I know you do so let's hear it! "
"I recognize it because i was in the kitchen before, but only because my detective cousin haven't a proper meal and i was worried for him! I told the Head chef if he could make some dumplings for detective Void, it was there when i saw the package with sealed champagne bottles to be given to Mr Williard guests in that evening. "
"How convenient that you just see these bottles, the same bottle with which my sergeant was hit in the head. What i am saying is that you both are liars, do you even know your so called detective cousin name, miss?"
"My name is Simon Angelo Smith, and my cousin Helen Hope Bright doesn't use my name when i do the whole detective work, please stop with this, you are on the wrong track here if you think she has anything to do with this attack!"
"That would make a cute story for children but i'm afraid the facts prove otherwise, hands behind your back miss, you are arrested!"
"Let her go, you have more important things like your sergeant laying bleeding on the floor."
"Hands up you, in the corner right now!I am the one who gives the order here, back in the corner."
"This situation is geting out of control, mister detective..."
They watched for more few seconds, there was when Hope used the B class amnestics on the inspector and his Sergeant, after they left the sergeant on the Infirmary, they put the inspector on a chair somewhere else for when he was going to wake up and left him there.
"There is nothing amnestics can't resolve, now the 24 hours are gone. So glad i have them with me."
Hope and detective Void decided to tell everything they know to Mr Williard, the poor old man was waiting for news like hot bread, the mam understood them and give them the keys.
As they split up again later that night Helen saw something moving, it was big and looked heavy, plus some pleople in uniform but trying to get closer another trap net full of snakes falls on her, lucky Hope knew exactly about it but the sound it made caught unwanted attention which forced her to flee from there.
"Mister detective Void, i saw something... Ah...Ugh, also i think one of the snakes bite me, i can not feel my leg anymore..."
The detective caught her, leaving Hope gently to the ground, then he took the out station he had at hand while trying to make sure the venom wouldn't spread any faster, mister Williard and a team of medics soon arrived after, Hope attempted to make some jokes, she didn't wanted to put more salt on the wound.
"Obviously for someone who got bitten by a venomous snake you are pretty chilling and vibing... Glad to see you are not the type who would scream their lungs out!" One of the paramedics said as a joke, it was nice to see someone agreeing with her, slowly turning her head in detective Void direction.
"See mister detective Void, i told you i am a tough cookie, not made of sugar...And why should i scream when i know everything will be fine, after all i have the best detective i could ever ask for right next to me and a dedicated rescue team!"
After a while only detective Void and mr Williard remain, the detective carefully planned the next move, he was very focus looking straight at the door, maybe it was time to put an end to this whole saga.
Mister Williard looked at the detective, him and the girl risked so much for the sake of his business and for the lives of the others, he had to encourage the young man somehow but didn't know how.
"It's lovely to see how much faith she has in you, as a young couple I assume...Don't worry we will keep an eye close to her, Hope is in good hand, now you can go and finish what you want to do."
Those words took him back, he slowly took two steps back, couldn't believe what he was hearing... Sure, he and Hope Were a little closer after all they have been through but a couple, the answer was simple: no.
"Am I that obvious?"
"It's just an old man thought, i used to be very protective of my sweetheart as well when i was young.When we, men, find the right person for us we don't know where is left and where is right anymore!"
"Alright, i am going to work on some paper, you know hospital related, don't move around too much, let the anti-venom do it's job and drink lots of liquid..." The nurse slowly put her hand on Hope left shoulder, encouraging Hope, while she left, Helen moved her head to the window, knowing the detective she couldn't stop being worried at what he might do all alone with the" vipers".
"Please be careful mister detective Void, don't get hurt!"
Detective Void enters the room, somehow he knows exactly what to expect, he didn't know how, he just did, the room colors gave him a headache and the smell of perfume, it wasn't like an ordinary criminal case where the walls were old and smelly with some visible mold.
"l must say i have found our marriage boring at one point, he was always looking at young women, do you know how boring that was? Even when it was our anniversary he couldn't take off his eyes of some maid ass or chest, made me sick...Tell me detective what would have been the point if we got divorced? why shouldn't i have all his money and even have more money from those sales? Elegance lies in snakeskin, shoes, coats, hats, purses, Wallets, i could have rule the world, me a woman, a fresh widow which doesn't give a penny for that weak pig cheater!"
"You bribe your husband and Mr Williard economic agent to do your dirty work just so you could eliminate him later. After you got what you wanted you left those papers in one of Mr Williard books as a clue for the police to find it later, so that they would thought he is the one responsable. Two birds with one stones!"
"Exactly detective and if you were smart enough, you would have left things just the way they are."
"Well, it turns out there's nothing more to say then..."
"Exactly. Goodbye detective!"
"What a wonderful terrifying experience we had, right mister detective? Also thank you for saving me again, i just can't keep my little tail out of trouble, don't I? So, um...would you like to meet more? It's not like you keep yourself out of the whole anomaly situations anyway..."
It's been a week since the police arrested Mrs Grinschmoire and the whole operation shut down, Hope felt better and she just finished her entire report of course without mention the detective, she knows Matei and Vivienne would not let her go that easy especially after she was bitten but Helen could live with that.
Chef inspector Sunrise and some other police fellow found the suspect in the middle of the room, her gun was five meters thrown away from Mrs Grinschmoire as she was on her knee looking like a crazy old lady, nobody could find an explanation, they also found a confesion voice recording type along side with money and a large snakeskin clothing range, soon after they found the rest of accomplices, unfortunately Sylvia was found dead.
"Speak for yourself, Hope i am busy..."
"Well, i tried, what can i say more? Just, try not to get yourself killed, alright? Hope we meet again, i can't wait for it, so much fun when you are around..."
"Before we take a different path again I feel like there is something else you want to say to me, your expression gives you away, so what is it?"
"I...Mister detective would you like to go and see... The next time we meet each other maybe we could go together and...Damn, it's much harder to say what i want to say... Look ok, since you like so much to... All those SCPs thing, maybe one day we could make a visit to this lovely place which is a SCP, it has an incredible view..."
"I have one question first:why me?"
"Because just don't ask, i don't have an aswer, i just want to show you the good part of the scps not only the bad one..."
"I will think about it and don't worry if i accept i will let you know after all i am a detective and i always have my ways."
"I would never thought the other way anyway, mister detective Void, till then take care, hope i will see you soon!"
They shook hands and then the door closed behind the detective, he had done well for now, sure never doubt himself ever again maybe after all this detective Void will find the right path to find what he has lost.
The end!
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And incredible commission by @domicofo of my new OC - Grigoriy Lesnov, an agent from the USSR whoâs got a mission in NC. What will wait him there? ðµïžââïžðð€
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hello bee - my offering to you to please speak more on conspiracy theory mickey: ðªŽðð«ð¶ð·ðŠ
(hey remember when my ask linked to a completely random post that one time. i hope that doesn't happen again ahaa)
oh hello ray babyyyyy ð€ð€ð€ ily did you know? thank you for the offerings, your link worked perfectly this time & i would love to chat more about conspiracy theorist!mickey! ðððµïžââïž
soooo, my guy is absolutely a moon landing denier ðð«ð§âð like, what do you mean a bunch of astronauts went to the moon a few times & then we never went back?? what kind of fucked up science is that? it absolutely could've been faked on a soundstage, those hollywood fucks are always making shit look real!
also! ALSO! aliens! ðœ can't trust the government for shit, but even they're admitting aliens are real now! but mickey was into area 51 waaay before it was cool, ok? if he weren't married to the world's biggest worry-wart, he would've strapped up & joined all those guys that ransacked the place a while back. yippee kay yay, motherfucker! ðž we canât be alone in the universe & to say differently would be ridiculous.
"gotta watch out for the gray, ian."
"who are the gray?"
"those big gray alien fucks that are messin' with our dna. snatchin' people right up off the ground & doin' all kinds of experiments on 'em & shit."
"mick... just because you're turned on by aliens doesn't mean that they're abducting people & changing our genetic code..."
"it's called galactic interference, asshole. look it up." ... "& fuck you, it ain't my fault you look like a goddamn freckled freak."
"you need to get off the internet."
because yeah. that's where most of this shit gets stirred up. of course it is. when mickey can't sleep, he's scouring reddit boards & weird little sites that nobody's ever heard of, reading post after post by people with usernames like tinfoilhat4life and wakeupsheep69. he's not sure that he believes everything he reads -- he's definitely not into some of the more whack ones that right wingers have been peddling recently about pizza shop sex rings & whatnot -- but look.... he doesn't know.... you know? ðððµïžââïžâš
#hehehehe what do we think?#obviously it's a slippery slope but mickey uses discernment#conspiracy theorist!mickey#ask bee#answered
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