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hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf · 3 days

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Can I please a smut with dom siren!seonghwa?

I love the concept of a siren with him,

And I mean like the mermaid type of siren.

Thank you!!

Mommy

siren!hwa x fem reader

Trigger warnings: none that i can think of!

Content warnings: names (baby, my love, angel, mommy sorry not sorry he’s so mother), choking, oral (f receiving), very mild breeding kink, hwa uses his powers for sex good idk i just liked the idea lmao

Summary: your boyfriend just wants to reward you

Word count: 4.3k

A/N: bestie i’m so sorry this took so long but oooooh lord. anyways. two in a little over one week after being on hiatus? not too shabby. also decided to try something a little different with the pov so lmk what you all think! enjoy my loves! 🥰

Tags: @bahng-chrizz @foxinnie8

Smut below the cut

I let out a soft sigh as I curled up in my chair, looking out over the water. Sitting with my knees to my chest, I sipped my tea from my favorite mug as I watched the sunset. I’d inherited my brother’s beach house, which was settled in a quaint coastal town, a few months ago and had finally gotten settled into a routine. Every evening, I’d sit on my private dock and watch the sky turn shades of orange and pink before heading inside once the moon graced me with her beauty.

After a short while, I saw the very end of a tail pop out of the water before quickly dipping back below the surface. I smiled softly and stood, placing my tea on the table. I’d always loved watching the fishes and wanted to get a closer look. I’d never seen one with such a large tail in this area. How big could this thing be?

I walked to the edge of the dock and stared out at the water, trying to spot the fish again when I saw a brief splash only a few yards away. Excited, I laid down on my stomach and dipped a hand into the water. It was coming towards me.

But what greeted me a moment later was not a massive fish. It was the face of a man. The most beautiful man I’d ever seen, in fact. And he was emerging from the water, his face mere inches from mine. His hair was slicked back and water droplets ran down face, eventually dripping from his nose and chin. His lips were full and his cheekbones were high. He had a strong brow and curious, sparkling eyes. He looked elegant. Princely. Soft.

Of course, I couldn’t help but let out a scream as I scrambled back. “What the fuck?!” I shouted as I jumped to my feet.

“Who are you?” He tilted his head as he reached for the edge of the dock.

“Who am I? Who the fuck are you?”

“I’m Seonghwa. I’ve seen you here before. Who are you? Where is the man who lives here?” My heart sank at his question and I frowned.

“I’m y/n. That man was my brother. He died and left me the house.” I said quietly, looking out at the horizon. “How did you know him?”

“He died?” The man, Seonghwa, looked alarmed as he started to hoist himself out of the water with wide eyes. “How? When? He said he’d come back.” He sounded frantic. Panicked.

“He was sick. It’s been about six months now.” I paused, crossing my arms over my chest. “But you didn’t answer my question. How did you know my brother?”

He paused when he was halfway out of the water and I noticed something shimmering on his body, a few inches below his belly button. “He was a friend. He saved me and in return I gave him company. We spent much time here on the dock.”

“He never mentioned that…” I said warily, backing away a few steps.

“I asked him to keep my existence a secret.”

“Why?”

“You remind me of him.” He suddenly changed the subject with a dazzling smile that left me breathless. Was my mind playing tricks on me or were his teeth just a bit too sharp to seem human? “He was just as guarded the first time we met. He saved me but then interrogated me for hours. I was a captive audience as I was injured but the conversation grew lighthearted once he was satisfied with my answers. He asked many questions. You do too.”

“It’s only natural to ask questions when a strange man emerges from the water and says he knew my late brother.” I rolled my eyes, fighting not to grin. The situation was bizarre not to laugh.

“You seem to have the same temperament as him too.” He hummed, seemingly deciding on something. “I can trust you then. But you have to keep my secret.” And with that, he jumped out of the water. I expected the secret to be that he was a local who went skinny dipping for shits and giggles but I stood in stunned silence when I saw a shimmering blue-green tail. The same tail I’d seen splash out of the water only a few minutes prior. He had fins on his forearms that I hadn’t noticed before and one running down his upper back that stopped halfway down his spine as well, all of them the same deep teal as his tail. His beauty was terrifying and would surely haunt me for a long while. Maybe even the rest of my life.

“Y-you…you- what the FUCK?!”

“Shh!” He brought a finger to his lips and I clamped my mouth shut, looking around to make sure none of my neighbors were outside. Their houses were quite a ways away since each house had a private dock with space for a mid-sized boat but I was certain I was loud enough to draw attention to myself. “You can’t tell anyone about this. They’ll hunt me down and torture me in the name of science.”

I nodded, dumbfounded as he transformed before my eyes. Within minutes, his tail was replaced with a pair of legs and he stood before me as any other human man.

And he was stark naked.

He was stunning. Slender, toned, and tan. His shoulders were a bit wider than his hips, which were narrow and led to a pair of long legs. my eyes trailed back up his legs, tempted to take in every part of his body, and I realized I was gawking.

I quickly looked away and cleared my throat awkwardly. “Um…would you like to come in? I still have some of my brother’s clothes, I’m sure something will fit.”

He nodded and started for my house, leaving me standing alone on the dock, dumbfounded by what was going on and admiring his ass. My big brother was friends with a fucking merman and never told me?! I rushed to catch up to him, grabbing my now-cold cup of tea as I chased after him. By the time I caught up, he was reaching for my door.

Once we were both inside, I turned towards him, once again forcing myself to make eye contact and not stare at his perfect body. “Just…wait here. I’ll be right back.” I instructed before scurrying off to one of the spare rooms where I kept my brother’s belongings.

“You changed things.” I heard him say and puffed out a sigh.

“Yeah. It was hard moving in and seeing all his things.” I explained, hearing his footsteps as he wandered around the living room. “I kept everything, I just put it all away.” I finally found the box of clothes and rummaged around until I found a pair of sweats and a loose tank top. I rejoined him and held out the clothes, looking anywhere but at him. “Here. Can I get you anything to drink?”

“I’m alright, thank you.” He smiled again as he reached for the clothes and my heart raced. Something about him was drawing me in. He was intoxicating. “You're much prettier than him.” He said after a few moments of staring at me, finally taking the clothes and making his way towards the bathroom to get dressed as if I hadn’t just seen every inch of him.

“Um…thanks?” I stared after him, entirely bewildered at the turn the evening had taken.

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I let out a soft sigh as my fingertips danced over the scales that reached up his lower back. That night had been the beginning of my romance with Seonghwa, who was now a fixture in my life. The two of us had spent hours talking about my late brother, sharing stories and fighting back tears. He’d held me until I fell asleep and I woke up the next morning to the clothes folded neatly on the end of the sofa and a note on top, scrawled in beautifully messy handwriting. See you soon.

“You're staring again.”

“Hmm?” I lifted my head from my arm and offered a sheepish grin. “Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to. Just thinking.”

“About what?” He asked, shuddering as my fingertips ghosted over a particularly sensitive spot just above the fin that ran down the back of his tail.

“The night we met.” I hummed, laying my head back down with a tiny smile. “Beautiful.” I whispered, touching the same spot as before. I knew he liked it.

He smiled softly and pulled himself up on the dock, kissing my forehead. “It was the best night of my life.” He responded, opting not to address my comment.

“Mine too.” I whispered, closing my eyes at his touch. I opened my eyes a moment later and looked up at him. “Do you want to come in? It’s getting kind of cool out here.”

When he nodded, I got up and backed away, leaving space for him to get on the dock while I grabbed the clothes I’d picked for him. It had become routine for me to meet him at the dock with an outfit and watch the sunset before inviting him in. He usually stayed the night with me and then went back to the water during the day when I had to work.

I watched in awe as he transformed before my eyes. It was a mildly unsettling sight but I could never manage to tear my eyes away, always intrigued. He didn’t look bothered despite how uncomfortable the transformation appeared. He’d explained early on, with mild indignance, that he was a siren, not a merman like I’d originally thought, and told me how his magic worked. It was kind of confusing but the main points were that changing forms didn’t hurt him and that his power wasn’t simply used to lure sailors to their deaths, like most fantasy books said. In fact, he’d used his charms to lull me to sleep the night we met after seeing my grief over my brother.

Once he was dressed, we walked up the dock towards my house. His arms were around my waist the moment I closed the door. “You look so beautiful tonight, my love.” He murmured, pulling I against him.

“So do you.” I wrapped my arms around his neck and smiled up at him.

He leaned down and caught my lips in a gentle kiss, bringing one hand to the back of my head. I shivered when his fingers tangled in my hair and gave a gentle tug. After two years, he knew exactly how to manipulate my body and heat pooled between my legs as he nipped at my bottom lip. It was almost embarrassing how quickly he ignited such need in me.

I dragged my hands down his chest and inched my fingers under his shirt, whining softly when he pulled back. “Let’s go to the bedroom, darling.” His voice took on that tone I knew all too well and I quickly followed his instructions, knowing it was best to follow his orders.

When I reached my room, he sat on the bed and motioned for me to stand between his legs. I complied, smiling to myself when he slipped his hands under my shirt and lifted it over my head. He frowned at the sight of my bra and I laughed. “Don’t worry, it has a zipper.”

“Good. I fucking hate fighting with those hooks. They’re so finicky.” He huffed and for a moment I saw his cute, childish side. As soon as he noticed my adoring expression, however, he gathered himself and wrapped his arms around me. “My beautiful girl…” he whispered as he pressed his lips to my stomach.

I shivered at his tone as my hands moved to rest on his shoulders, goosebumps appearing on my skin at his touch. I didn’t speak as his tongue darted out to tease me, biting back a pathetic noise when he slipped a hand between my legs and touched me through my shorts. His touch was gentle, further cementing my thoughts on his elegance. He could never be rough with me unless I begged, despite possessing the inhuman physical abilities that all sirens had. I was too precious to him. Too fragile.

“Tell me, my love, what do you want? You’ve been such a good girl lately, I think you deserve a treat.” His voice took on that mind-numbingly sweet tone and I felt myself growing dizzy as a fresh wave of arousal washed over me.

“I want you, Hwa.” I whimpered, grinding down against his fingers.

“Hwa?” He paused, looking up at me. I froze on the spot. I knew what he wanted me to call him, what I secretly wanted to call him, but I was always too shy to do it unprompted. “Is that my name, baby?”

“No…” I bit my lip and fought hard to maintain eye contact.

“Say my name then.” His eyes seemed to grow dark for a brief moment and warmth flooded my chest as my stomach did a somersault. He was using his magic on me.

“M-mommy…” I whined softly, cheeks going a soft pink.

“Good girl.” He cooed and applied more pressure to my clothed core as he continued. “Now, tell me again what it is that you want.”

“I want you, mommy. Please?” I begged despite my embarrassment as his magic compelled me to do the tasks I was too shy to do without his…encouragement.

The noise he let out made my head spin and I clenched around nothing, my panties sticking uncomfortably to my folds. “My good girl even used her manners.” His tone was almost taunting as he pulled me onto his lap.

I stifled a small noise and settled on his thighs with no hesitation as his long fingers teased my hips. The skin just above my waistband once more erupted in goosebumps at his featherlight touch and I shivered. “Of course I did, mommy. I wanna be good for you.” I murmured, waiting for him to tell me what to do next.

He chuckled softly and nodded, hands sliding to squeeze my ass. “You always are, baby.” He assured me, leaning up to peck my lips.

The peck turned into a fiery kiss when I looped my arms around his neck and wiggled in his lap in an adorable attempt to grind on him. He was hard beneath my ass and I wanted to feel him. He made a sound in the back of his throat as he laid back and flipped us both over to pin me to the mattress. He immediately rolled his hips against mine and I gasped against his lips.

He broke the kiss and moved to trail his lips along my neck, sucking and biting occasionally. Each nip had I arching into him as heat pooled in my belly. “Mommy, please-” I gasped, gently tugging at his hair as his lips moved lower.

His elegant fingers tugged at the zipper of my bra, freeing my breasts in a matter of seconds. He pulled back just a bit to admire me and I saw his eyes darken with lust. He wasted no time in latching onto my left nipple, tongue swirling around the stiff peak. I let out a soft cry when I felt his teeth scrape over my skin and he promptly switched sides, focusing on my right breast.

Much to my dismay, he didn’t spend much time on my chest, opting instead to work his way lower. His lips ghosted over the spot he’d been teasing before pulling me to his lap and I sighed, eyes slipping shut. I lifted my hips when his fingers hooked in my waistband and bit my lip as my shorts and panties traveled down my legs.

After tossing my clothes aside, Seonghwa guided my legs apart and made an appreciative noise deep in his chest. “My beautiful girl…you’re gonna take me so well, aren’t you?” I nodded immediately and he smirked. “But first, you're gonna let mommy suck on that pretty pussy, right, my love?”

“Yes, mommy.” I whimpered, clenching around nothing. It was almost embarrassing how wet I was when he’d barely done anything. Almost.

“Good girl.” I moaned weakly at the name and he chuckled softly. “You always respond so well to that name.” He cooed as he leaned down. He kissed my belly while his hands guided my legs to his shoulders, tongue circling my navel like he knew I liked.

“Tickles…” I whispered and bit my lip, lifting my head to watch as he brought his mouth a breath away from my aching cunt. He didn’t immediately dive in and I wanted to scream but managed to keep my composure as he blew on me.

He ran a single finger through my folds and I felt my body grow weak. Keeping my head up so I could look at him was becoming a chore as he finally pressed a chaste kiss to my clit. I felt dizzy from the simple touch. “Mommy, please…” I whimpered, fighting the urge to grab a fistful of his silky black hair and drag him into me.

My plea seemed to be the only thing he needed because a moment later he sucked my clit into his mouth and a low growl rumbled in his chest at my resulting moan. One thing I loved about Seonghwa was just how enthusiastic he was to go down on me. He ate pussy like a madman and always made sure to finish me off before we even got to the actual fucking. I could live with his head between my legs.

The fight to keep my head up was lost and I found myself staring at the ceiling, my eyes slipping shut a moment later as a long, slender finger entered me. “Mommy…” I mewled, my hands moving to my chest.

“Taste so fuckin’ good, baby.” He groaned against me and my hips bucked of their own accord. He brought an arm up and slung it across my hips, pinning me to the bed. “Don’t move, angel. Let me enjoy my meal.”

“Sorry, mommy.” I bit my lip as I tugged at my nipple, my back arching slightly when he curled his finger. “Oh-” I gasped.

He didn’t say a word as he added another finger and quickly curled them to reach that same spot that had my whole body burning. He licked and sucked until my legs trembled on either side of his head. He made a small appreciative sound against me and the vibrations damn near made me squeal.

Then he pulled back and I was about to pout when he added a third finger. He curled them instantly and his pace became rough and my back bowed off the bed. “Oh my god!” I cried out, quickly bringing my hand to my mouth. I didn’t mean to muffle my sounds, I just needed something to sink my teeth into and my knuckles were perfect for the job.

He kept his pace and the coil in the pit of my belly wound tighter. He leaned back in and pressed a soft kiss to my clit and it felt like lightning struck my body. My hips jerked at the contact but his arm kept me in place and I felt him smirk against me.

Eyes now watery, I looked down at him and found him staring back at me. His eyes darkened once more as he watched me fall apart and simply muttered a few words in a language I now recognized as his mother tongue, his voice sending vibrations through my pussy. Instantly, warmth was blooming in my chest and I found myself whimpering behind my hand as an intense pleasure filled my body.

He knew how much I loved when he used his power to intensify my pleasure and helped me along quite often.

My orgasm hit me like a truck, steamrolling me as he lapped at my pussy. He kept his pace even as I began to writhe, his eyes glinting with mischief. A second orgasm approached and just as I was about to come undone, he pulled back. I let out a disapproving whine but didn’t argue further. Instead, I started to sit up.

“Can I-”

“Did I say you could get up?” Immediately I sank back down against the sheets. “Don’t move.” His eyes flashed. I couldn’t even if I wanted to, though the warmth spreading in my chest made any desire to disobey flee my body entirely. He’d pinned me to the bed with a simple glare and I watched helplessly as he undressed himself, my palms itching to help him.

My mouth watered when his cock sprung free from the confines of his shorts and he took a step toward me. “I’m gonna fuck this tight little pussy and you’re gonna fall apart on my cock, understood? I’m not stopping until I hear you begging for mercy.”

I clenched around nothing and nodded eagerly. I loved when he got like this. When he was so worked up that my reward turned into him simply ravaging me. I wanted him and he was damn sure going to give me what I wanted until I couldn’t take any more.

He lined up and urged my knees toward my chest, sheathing himself inside me in one fluid motion. The fullness I felt in that moment was one of my favorite things. He always fit so perfectly inside me, filling every inch of my pussy like it was made for him.

“Shit, baby…” His groan made me tense in anticipation. Every time he cursed like that, he gave it to me hard, just the way I liked it. He was careful with me, of course. I was his fragile little human. But he knew I preferred him fucking me furiously over taking me slowly and he gave it to me as a reward.

He also punished me that way but that was a story for another time.

“Mommy-” My breath hitched on the first thrust and my eyelids fluttered as his hand found my throat.

His pace was brutal, the sound of skin slapping filling the room in record time. He was precise with each thrust and my eyes rolled back when he gave my throat a gentle squeeze. Molten lava filled my veins as my vision swam.

He let up quickly, having long since learned my limits, and leaned down to crash his lips to mine. His taste mingled with my juices in the most intoxicating way and I let out another small whimper.

The coil in my belly was back and more intense than before as he reached a part of me that had stars dotting my vision. “Oh fuck- there!” I cried, the sound muffled by his lips. He drank up the sound with a low groan and slammed into me harder, determined to make me fall apart before he did.

It didn’t take him very long to accomplish that. Not even a minute after I had the thought that I wouldn’t last much longer, my orgasm washed over me. I swear the edges of my vision blurred with the force of it. A scream ripped from my throat as he continued to fuck me through my orgasm, showing no signs of letting up any time soon.

“That’s a good girl. Just like that.” He praised, pulling back just enough to watch me writhe beneath him. “You look so beautiful when you cum all over my cock, angel.”

Warmth flooded my chest again and I let out another cry as a third orgasm slammed into me, Seonghwa’s magic holding me captive as it settled deep in my belly. He was doing this on purpose of course. He wanted to make sure I was sated. He always did.

“Look at me.” He demanded. I did. I couldn’t look away. He was stunning like this. He looked powerful on top of me.

When I felt a fourth orgasm building, tears filled my eyes and I begged for mercy. “Mommy, please- too much-” The words came out as a broken sob of pleasure.

“You can take one last one for me, can’t you, my love?” I nodded frantically, knowing he’d give me a break after I’d cum a fourth time. “Good girl. That’s what I thought.” He grunted as sweat dripped from his chin and landed between my breasts. “Fuck, baby. You look so perfect right now. Just wanna fill you up with my cum and watch you try not to waste a single drop. Wanna breed that perfect pussy and give you a baby.”

“Please!” I sobbed, nodding furiously. I needed that. Needed him to fill me to the brim and make it so blindingly obvious who I belonged to.

“Yeah? You want that?” I nodded again as my orgasm barreled towards me. “Then cum for me, angel. One last time and I’ll give you every last drop.”

I let go, my back bowing off the bed as my whole body shuddered with delight. The sensation was so strong it made my toes curl and my watery eyes roll back as I let out one final cry. I bet I looked possessed with the way my body spasmed.

With a final curse, Seonghwa let go and spilled inside me, his thrusts becoming sloppy and losing rhythm as his high crashed over him. He only stopped when I let out a pathetic whimper, my body aching from all the pleasure he’d given me. Slowly, he pulled out and I whimpered when I felt his cum begin to leak out of me.

“You’re wasting it.” He teased as he laid down beside me, throwing a strong arm over my waist. “Are you okay, my love?”

“I couldn’t be better.” I smiled as I rolled over to face him, eyes already drooping. “I love you, Hwa.”

“I love you too. So fucking much.” He whispered. His words were the last thing I heard before I drifted off to sleep in his protective embrace.

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zackmartin · 2 years

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hang on im having a vision. ok. florist!henry and mechanic!zack. zack leaves an oil handprint on hens workspace and it ticks him off and then other stuff happens and then they kiss and then ride off into the sunset on zacks motorcycle that he has now

Okay, sorry this took me legit over a whole ass month, my body hates me but. The way you’re literally a genius, like truly a visionary of our time. Like, I’ve legit been thinking about this au this entire time. “on zacks motorcycle that he has now” the way that you literally Get Him. (but seriously, I always give him a motorcycle in the future because he had one at least one point in his life. Like, he just did)(and I had (have?) a one-shot for Christmas where Hen is visiting Boston for the holidays and Zack’s dad gives him his old motorcycle as a Christmas gift and Zack’s so excited about it he wants to drive it right that second and he asks Henry to go with him and Hen’s like “right now? When it’s like, 10 degrees outside?” and idk why I’m telling you that but I am so.) ANYWAY. Just as a warning before I get into it, this is probably going to be kinda messy and rambly because I have really severe brain fog from my new meds like, it’s BAD. So, I apologize in advance, hopefully I’m not TOO incoherent lmao

send me an au and i'll tell you how i'd have it play out!

Lizzie, I am. So SO sorry for how long this ended up being. You activated that part of my brain and I went absolutely NUTS but I obviously don’t expect you to read all this, just know i had so much fun with it 💕

I think Alyson Stoner’s Max should work at Zack’s auto shop with him. No real reason why, I just want her too. I want them to be mechanic besties, and i want Max to make fun of Zack when she figures out that Zack is crushing on the florist next door

OKAY, SO. Henry’s a florist that owns this little, modest flower shop in Swellview and one day an auto shop opens in the vacant spot right next door

But, Henry doesn’t actually meet his new “neighbor” until the grand opening of their shop when he comes strolling into his flower shop, and despite the fact that his auto place has only been open for a few measly hours, his overalls and work boots are already covered in gunk, and he smells like a nice mix of oil, gasoline, and a hint of sweat, which is already a bit of a turn off (but like. His outfit reminds henry of schwoz because it’s literally the same outfit schwoz always wore, just long-sleeved and covered in grease LASKJDF so like. Zack’s just. Got too many things working against him right now)

(Also, just as a side note, Zack’s also wearing a worn out baseball cap, sometimes backwards, pretty much every day while at work. Idk why, but it’s happening in this au, and no I don’t take criticism)

But, this guy’s obviously trying to be nice, so Henry tries too, despite the fact that Zack’s putting his grease-covered hands all over everything, leaving gross fingerprints on the glass counter Henry just cleaned

He introduces himself, and Henry, in a fit of annoyance, is very sarcastically like “I never would’ve guessed” considering it’s literally stitched in giant, white lettering on his overalls

I want Zack to call Henry “flower boy” in this AU just as a fun little reference to the fact that we call him “flower boy Henry” whenever we discuss the iconic flower camp line. I will not be taking any criticism at this time

Zack tries to be helpful by pulling a rag out of his back pocket to wipe up his mess, except the rag also has stuff all over it, and it basically just spreads the grease around, so now instead of a few tiny fingerprints, there’s a giant smeary circle that takes up like a ¼ of the counter

Henry’s just staring at him like “........really?”

And that’s when Zack’s like “maybe I should go” Henry: “maybe you should”

As Zack’s backing out, he accidentally bumps into a display, knocking a few potted plants over, and ofc, they break

Zack offers to pay for them, but Henry just,,,, does not want him to cause anymore damage so he’s just like “I will forget everything if you please just leave. NOW”

But, despite the fact that Zack literally left the worst first impression, Henry’s dealt with wayyyy worse customers, so once he’s cooled off, he’s decided not to hold a grudge (or. So he thinks)

But, the thing is. Henry doesn’t need to have peace and quiet all the time, because, I mean. He practically grew up with Piper’s screaming temper tantrums, and Ray’s temper tantrums, and the chaos that was the Man Cave, and even the chaos that was Kid Danger missions, so it’s not like he needs it to be quiet 24/7 but like. This particular auto shop is. Very loud

Between the whir of the tools and the fact that they always have the radio turned up as loud as it can go 24/7 is enough to drive anyone insane

(And to make matters worse, the music they always play is literally the worst music Henry’s ever heard in his entire life)

And there’s just that one day where Henry’s having one of those mornings where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong; like, his alarm didn’t go off so he’s late, and he spills his drink all over himself and his car on the drive to work, and he gets stuck in traffic, and he has a raging headache. One of ThoseTM days, ya know?

But much to his relief, this is one of those rare mornings where the auto place doesn’t have the radio on, so the only thing he hears is the occasional sound of the louder tools

And his shop is kinda slow, so he’s able to just go through the motions of doing arrangements and trimming

Except, around noon, the radio goes on. And it’s not like they turn it on and gradually turn it up. It always starts out full blast, and it startles Henry to the point where he accidentally clips the top of a rose clean off

And that’s kinda when he has his “that’s it!” moment of just being,,, completely tired of this shit

So he storms over to the shop and finds Zack, who's currently sprawled out under a car

And Henry tries to get his attention just by calling his name, but it’s so damn loud in there

So Hen has to kinda,,,tap his boot to get his attention (except. It’s a little harder than just a tap. Like, not enough to hurt him, ofc, but it’s more than just a nudge lmao)

And Zack rolls out, completely unaware that Hen’s been stewing in annoyance towards him for the past few months to where he now completely despises him, so Zack’s just like “:) hey, Flower Boy. What’s up?”

Hen: “first off, don’t call me that. And secondly: really, with the radio? Do we have to do this everyday? Haven’t you ever heard of headphones? Or…spotify?” Zack, scoffing, like this should be the most obvious thing in the world: “We can’t use headphones with these power tools. I need to hear if someone comes up behind me.” Henry: “...........you literally couldn’t hear me yelling when I was standing right here!”

Zack just shrugs at this

Henry: “Whatever. If you’re going to insist on playing this everyday, can you at least pick something good, instead of this garbage?” Zack, now standing up at the speed of light: “Garbage?!? This isn’t garbage! Bro, these are classics!!!!”

Then Hen does that like, scrunched up face he does (the like, wtf face. Idk how to describe it, and I’m too lazy to find an example, but hopefully you know what I’m talking about alksdjf) “Don’t call me bro. We’re not bros. And it’s garbage. Please, just….pick something different.” Zack: “Well, what would you suggest?” Henry, who wasn’t prepared to offer an alternative: “....Not that!”

And then he’s storming off again. And ofc now Zack’s annoyed, cause this dude just came waltzing into his garage just to demand he change his radio station, and how dare he call the classics garbage?!?!?! Buuuuuuuuut….there’s just something about him that Zack can’t help the little ghost of a grin that’s creeping onto his face and he literally can’t stop himself from watching Henry go. Like, he would never admit it out loud at this point, but he’s just the tiniest bit attracted to that fiery side of Hen

and ofc in this au, Henry’s car is a clunker (three guesses as to where I’m going with this alskdjf). It gets him from point A to point B, but just barely

There’s one night where Henry’s driving home after finally getting one of his every-few-months hangouts with Jasper and Char where they all catch up and it’s like, the wee hours of the morning, and he’s on a back road (because the two of them live a few towns over, so the three of them always have to drive a bit to meet at a town in the middle) (luckily he’s back in the Swellview city limits, tho) And what should happen?

If you guessed “his car breaks down”, you are correct!

Henry’s been….kinda neglectful about getting maintenance on it, because there’s only one (1) auto shop in Swellview that he doesn’t want to take it to for obvious reasons and he’s just been too busy (and honestly, too lazy) to take to a different shop in another city, so he really isn’t shocked that this happened

But ofc it had to happen on a back road where he gets no cell service, at a time of night when hardly any (if any) cars go by

He pops the hood, just to see if maybe it’s something he can fix on his own, but that man don’t know shit about cars

By some lucky twist of fate, about a half an hour later, this motorcycle pulls up

And motorcycle guy asks Henry if needs help, and ofc Hen is like “yes, please. Thank you so much” and he feels so relieved because, up until this point, his only options were sleeping in his car or making the million mile trek back to town, and considering he’s not a teen anymore, either of those options would probably result in several body parts being wildly sore tomorrow lmao

As they’re shutting off their bike and putting down the kickstand, Henry’s like,,,,struggling to see them in the dark (even with the flashlight on his phone) so he can’t tell who it is right away (but it doesn’t matter, cause they’re wearing one of those helmets that hides their whole face anyway).

The only thing he can really make out is the guitar shaped case that strapped to their back that they take off and set down next to their bike, and the jeans and leather jacket they’re wearing, and even tho Hen hasn’t seen their face yet, the bike and the guitar and the jacket makes Henry have a very fleeting thought of “hm. Kinda hot”

Listen. I know it would be super corny and stupid. I know, I KNOW. BUT. I really need Zack taking off his helmet to be like that scene in jatp when Willie takes off his helmet in slo-mo. And as he’s doing it, Zack’s like, “So, don’t recognize me without the overalls and grease, huh? 😏”

And ofc Henry’s having an “oh NO” moment, because the thought doesn’t go away even after he finds out that motorcycle guy is Zack, so now he has to reconcile with the fact that Annoying Auto Shop Guy is also Hot Motorcycle Guy

But, Henry doesn’t want him to know that ofc, so he’s gotta try to be cool (or. As cool as henry can be asldfjk)

Zack: “Man, how lucky are you that the person who finds you on the side of the road at this time of the night just happens to be a mechanic? :)” Henry, sarcastically: “Yeah, I feel super lucky right now” Zack: “Must be fate 😏” Henry, through gritted teeth: “It’s…certainly something.”

Zack goes to look under the hood and he just says out loud “so, what seems to be the issue?”

And Henry, who doesn’t know SHIT about cars, decides to just throw out the first car sounding word he thinks of: “I think it’s the…..carburetor”

Zack: “I’ll give you fifty bucks right now if you can point to the carburetor. Actually, you don’t even need to point to it specifically, just the general area of where it is.”

Henry takes a shot in the dark and points to a random spot, but Zack makes this like, loud buzzing noise to indicate that he’s wrong. Henry tries two more times, with two more loud, obnoxious buzzing noises from Zack, before he’s very impatiently like: “alright, then why don’t you just tell me where it is if you’re such an expert?!”

Zack, lips slowly curling into a shit eating grin: “It was trick question, Flower Boy. This car doesn’t have a carburetor.”

Henry, scoffing: “I know. I was just testing you to make you sure you know what you’re doing. You passed.”

Zack just rolls his eyes and breathes out a laugh before he looks under the hood to see if he can find the issue, and he’s just like, “Man…when was the last time you changed the oil on this thing?” Henry: “You’re supposed to change the oil?” Zack, whirling around to face him, looking like he’s about to have a stroke: “Please, tell me you’re joking” Henry: “Pfft! Of course I’m joking. I know you’re supposed to change the oil”

Anyway, it ends up that it’s an issue that Zack can’t fix right there, so he drives Henry home on his bike that night (much to Henry’s dismay) and has the car towed to the shop the next morning

And when Henry goes over a few hours later after Zack’s had time to really run a diagnostic, Zack has to tell him that the cost of fixing the car is wayyyy more than the cost of the car itself and it would be MUCH cheaper in the long run to just get a new car

But like. Henry’s had this car since he was young, like he drove Piper to her high school graduation in it, and he and Charlotte and Jasper took a road trip in it the summer after they graduated college before they all started their careers and went their separate ways, and even though Henry’s not really in contact with Ray anymore, Ray was the one that helped him pick out this car since Henry doesn’t really know anything about them, so in a weird way, it’s kinda like his last connection to him, so he really can’t bring himself to give it up just yet

And for some weird reason, henry ends up telling Zack all of this because he’s basically having a breakdown about having to get rid of it

And Zack can definitely understand that, considering the only person from his past that lives in Swellview is Max, and even though he would never ever admit it, he misses his brother and his parents and his friends

So, he promises Henry that he’ll fix it, and he’ll even offer him the hefty friends and family discount, but only if Henry agrees to let Zack show him how to fix it

And ofc now Henry’s really confused because that just seems like a really bad business decision lsdkjf

But Zack’s just like: “I would just feel better knowing that you’ll know what to do if you end up broken down on the side of the road in the middle of the night again. It’s solely about your safety” (It isn’t. He obviously just wants an excuse to spend time with the cute Flower Boy) Zack, King of terrible jokes: “I can’t always be your knight in shining leather”

Ofc, it’s bad enough for Henry just having this shop right next door, but having to spend a few hours after work learning how to fix cars from Zack just sounds like absolute torture (especially now that he’s like, the tiniest bit attracted to him)

Zack: “Either you spend this little time with me now, or you spend every few months bringing it in for maintenance. Either way, I win.”

And that sounds wayyy worse to Henry, so he begrudgingly agrees

If I was gonna write this, I would have to include a scene where this like, ridiculously flashy pink limo shows up (there’s some crazy shit in Swellview, but even this is pretty wild for downtown), and this girl in a sparkly outfit that looks like she belongs on rodeo drive rather than main street steps out, a blonde girl in much more casual clothes behind her

Henry’s been in his back office up till this point, but his employees and even a few of the customers are excitedly chatting about something, so much so that it piques his interest, so he goes to see what’s up, and one of his co-workers is very eagerly like “London Tipton is outside!!”

(the only reason Henry even knows that name at all is because Piper and Jasper were both obsessed with her web show aldkjf)(Henry, on the other hand, has been a bit turned off to web shows ever since Frankini LASKDJF)

And much to everyone’s even bigger shock, London and her blonde girlfriend she’s holding the hand of (obviously it’s Maddie. I literally would not pair London with any other girl but Maddie. They’re soulmates, your honor), step right into Henry’s shop

London tries to skip the line, but Maddie gently holds her back

On the other side of the counter, Henry has to quietly tell some of his employees to chill, cause they’re practically buzzing lmao

When the two girls finally get to the front, London is like “I’m looking for Harry-” “Henry,” Maddie corrects

Henry, who is now thoroughly confused: “That’s…. me?” (Like, he doesn’t even know what London’s doing in a place like Swellview to begin with, let alone his little modest shop, but now he’s trying to figure how the fuck she knows of him enough to literally ask for him by name. Almost. like he’s wracking his brain to figure out what obscure connection they may have)

Anyway, they’re there because they’re getting married, and Maddie wants to use all small businesses for it (like for the cake and the catering etc) so they want Henry’s shop to do the flowers

And ofc, Henry’s thrilled about that, because London Tipton’s wedding is a huge deal (like, it’s literally being covered by like E! News alsdkjf)

After the meeting when they’re getting ready to leave, Henry’s curiosity finally gets the better of them, and he just asks how they heard about his place and they’re like “You came very highly recommended by a friend :)”

But that really does nothing to help Henry figure it out, because he doesn’t know what friend they might possibly have in common

Anyway, after they leave, Zack meets them outside on the sidewalk (so, Henry can see them through his shop window). Zack gives London this big bear hug (despite her obvious protests considering he’s all covered in gross stuff)(Maddie, however, happily accepts his hug) and that’s when it finally ClicksTM for Hen

So, when Henry goes over that night after work to work on his car, he’s like “So. I met your friend London today.” and then he sort of defensively is like, “you know, I really don’t need you doing me any favors” Zack, scoffing loudly: “You think I care about doing you a favor? I believe in your business, Hen. I figured you could find the perfect balance between London’s flashy taste and Maddie’s more modest one. That’s all.” Henry, unsure of how to take a compliment from Zack, of all people: “Oh…..Well, thank you.”

And now there’s a kind of tension in the air because this is the first conversation they’ve had since they met where they aren’t lowkey bitching at each other (and this is kinda the turning point where those annoyed feelings start turning into genuine “I really like this person” feelings)

One night, when there’s a sort of lull in the conversation, Zack asks Henry if flowers really do have their own secret language

At first, Henry kinda just gives one word answers, partially just to be spiteful, and also partially because, usually when he starts talking about this stuff with others, they quickly grow bored (the only one that really listens is Charlotte, and that’s because I LOVE Nesha’s HC about Char being a plant Mom that has like, a whole forest in her apartment.)

But, Zack keeps gently pushing him to keep going until Henry finally caves (if you were to ask Zack directly, he would say he just wanted to know because he was bored of the awkward silence between them, but it’s actually because he’s starting to view Henry as a legit friend and he’s got a lil’ crush, so he wants to share in something that Henry is obviously passionate about)

So, it basically becomes a situation where there’s a trade off: Zack teaches Henry something about fixing a car engine and Henry teaches Zack something about flowers

Anyway, Zack starts flirting using flowers lasdkjf Like, henry goes into work a little late one day, and one of his employees is like “oh, by the way, a customer left a gift for you. It’s on your desk ;)” and it’s a single flower that Henry told Zack the meaning of, and it’s basically supposed to be like, a symbol for admiration

Zack sometimes gets it wrong but Henry can usually piece together what he meant

(and sometimes he gets it very right, but Henry thinks he got it wrong. Like, he sends one where he’s pretty much trying to tell Henry in no uncertain terms that he’s super into him, but Hen thinks he just messed up again. Like, he couldn’t possibly have meant to send such a strong message)(even though it gets to a point where Henry is also super into him, so he’s desperately wishing that’s what he meant)

(they’re idiots to idiot lovers in all universes, your honor)

Sometimes he sends one back, so it gets to the point where they’re having a whole secret conversation using flowers

Anyway, there’s one night a few months later when they’re so smitten with each other, and Zack’s showing Henry how to do something, and Henry’s pretending like he doesn’t know how to use a wrench asldjkf so that Zack will have to put his hand over Henry’s to show him how to do it (like those really cheesy scenes where a guy is showing a girl how to hit a golf ball, so he puts his arms around her, and guides her through it; same deal here, just with a wrench instead LSJDKF)

And the closeness from that kinda leads to their first kiss. It should be the most unromantic setting, what with them literally standing over an old engine, in a dingy garage, but they somehow make it work

Zack: Sooooo, uhhh…..what kinda flower would you use if you wanted to ask someone out? Like….on a date? 👀” Henry tells him that there isn’t one that means that EXACT phrase (if there is, I’m sorry, google was wildly unhelpful lsdkjf), but red roses are pretty well known for being romantic in nature, so you can’t really go wrong with them

So, ofc when Henry goes into work the next day, there’s a single red rose on his desk

And, that’s pretty much it! They go on a date, they fall in love, they ride off into the sunset on Zack’s motorcycle

Oh! And I meant to say this wayy earlier but like, okay. Gays stick together, this is a fact laksjdf so like, even though it isn’t on purpose, a lot of the people that work for Henry and Zack are LGBT in some way, so they all end up becoming friends with each other at one point, and they eventually get a pool going on how long it takes for Zack and Hen to get together

Like, they’re all just getting a drink after work together one day, and they’re talking about a fight Hen and Zack got into that day and one of them is just like “they need to just kiss already, this is getting ridiculous”

Zack and Hen eventually figure this out, though, so like, they keep pretending to hate each other just to mess with them LSKJDF

Like, Zack goes storming into Henry’s office one day, and he slams the door shut behind him, and all of Hen’s employees are looking at each other like “👀😳” cause obviously they think they’re about to have another knockdown, drag out fight, but they’re actually just, having lunch together lajksdf

They would find out eventually, tho, cause Zack’s not shy about PDA and he would either forget, or one of the employees would walk in on them giving each other a kiss goodbye or something, and then it would be all over, because that would spread like wildfire through that little group alskdjf

The only one that knows from the very beginning is Max, and that’s not because Zack told her, she literally just knows him really well and she can tell he’s lying and she also can see the literal hearts in his eyes whenever Henry is around sldkjf

A few more HCs just cause I’m obsessed with this AU:

They still send flowers back and forth to each other every once in a while, just because that’s a thing that’s so exclusive to them and they like it

There’s a time after Henry’s been riding Zack’s motorcycle pretty regularly, where he goes through this phase of wanting to throw himself into it by wearing the leather jacket, and the fingerless gloves and shit, and his outfit basically ends up being the one he wears with the sunglasses in the Danger Force episode Return of the Kid (if you don’t remember it, or for anyone else that might be reading that doesn’t know what I’m talking about, if you google that episode, it’ll will show you the exact outfit I mean)

And Zack has to very gently be like “Baby. No.” cause let’s be real, that outfit looks fucking ridiculous anywhere outside of dystopia alskdjf

He basically gets Henry down to just the leather jacket and the shades but Henry’s still like “I’m keeping the fingerless gloves”

Zack, after letting out a HUGE sigh: “Fine.”

Although, there is a huge part of Zack that loves the wardrobe change, because he thinks his boyfriend looks very hot in leather jackets

If Zack and Hen are in Zack’s garage during work hours, and they give each other even a quick little goodbye kiss or something, every single one of Zack’s employees will whistle or whoop or something. Every. Single. One. (because Zack just has that type of friendship with his employees, like there’s a definite camaraderie in that garage) (also it happens every single time)

Max literally will not let Zack live down the fact that he’s now hopelessly in love with the flower shop owner he used to make fun of

I didn’t say it earlier in the fic, but Zack is a part of a band in this universe, but just as a hobby, and they sometimes play at bars. And when Zack finds Henry on the side of the road, he’s actually coming back from one of those gigs

they play that music that Henry can’t stand, but actually, it’s good when zack does it alksdjf

Zack and Henry are a cheesy couple in every universe lasdkjf Sometimes Zack will sing/play directly to Henry (like they’ll just lock eyes, and it’s like they’re the only two people in the bar) and their friends around them are definitely standing there like “🙄🙄 really?” but they all secretly think it’s cute. They WILL relentlessly tease them both about it, tho

There’s two constants whenever Henry goes to see Zack play: 1. He always gets tipsy lasdkjf and 2. He always turns to the random strangers around him to very proudly declare: “that’s my boyfriend! He's in the band. :)”

Zack does it too, though. Like, they’ll be at some random wedding, and Zack’ll point to the floral centerpiece and just be like “Do you see this? My boyfriend did this :) He did all the flowers. He’s so cool 🥰”

Anyway, I gotta stop myself here cause I’ll just keep going on forever if I don’t, but. thank you, Lizzie, for this gift, I’m literally having a BLAST thinking about this universe 🥺🥺🥺💓💓💓

#asks #au ask game #lizzie tag 🐸#anyway. lizzie is one of the like. three people i trust with zack cause they Get Him #this game is so so fun for me #because I either get to think about an au i've never thought about before. like this GOD TIER au. thank you lizzie 💓💓💓#or I get to ramble about one of the bajillion aus I already have #and i have some that are truly wild compared to canon #so i'm playing this game forever. like y'all can send me an au at literally any time and i will be thrilled #this made me so soft cause like. my dad was a mechanic. so it gave me a happy sense of nostalgia 🥺💓💓#like I can literally smell the shop he used to work in lmao #anyway. I might add more to this later cause I have serious issues aslkdjf #and things keep popping into my head

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