#41–50% fuckable

[poke-a-mon]

Those you rated so far not realy gave me highly sexual vibes. How about we go for the realy hot shit. Palossand. It has a gender and i dont even know why.

Excellent, now we're getting somewhere interesting!

Palossand | #0770

Appropriateness: 35%

When it comes to the appropriateness of fucking a Palossand, the real question is "How appropriate is it to fuck a sand castle?" And the answer to that question is significantly more complicated than you might think. What we're dealing with here is norms, if you ask the average person how they feel about the idea of fucking a sand castle in the privacy of your own home, they'll have so problem with it. But in general, when you think "Sand castle" the immediate assumption is of something built by children on a public beach, and that specific association is going to negatively flavor most people's opinions of the whole situation.

Practicality: 83%

Palossand is one of those Pokémon that seems difficult to fuck at first—I mean, how do you fuck a sand castle—but the answer is quite simple, you lay back and let it do the work. While the rough texture might not be for everyone, Palossand's sandy form can easily conform to whatever shape it so needs ti please you, and is also capable of forming powerful vortices, which I'm sure you can see the advantage of. However, it does also survive by draining the life force from other creatures, and even if not intending to, it may suck a little more out than it tries to—although some would consider that a reasonable price for the experience.

Appeal: 27%

As with most object Pokémon, Palossand has a fairly low base appeal. Similar to above, the question is "How much do you want to fuck a sand castle?" And for most people, the answer to that question is "Not at all." The appeal to a Palossand lies in knowing its abilities, and in particular how those abilities can be applied in a sexual situation. Of course, those who are familiar enough with Palossand to know that are also going to be aware of the withered corpses found buried beneath them, and will be turned off by the possibility of having their own life force similarly drained—although if that's what you're into it's a perfect match.

#palossand #41–50% fuckable #ground type #ghost type #pokemon #pokémon #ask response

[eoinmcgonigal]

Fuck, marry, avoid: The Results

The Fuckables:

André Zirnheld (78.4% of 37 votes)

Georges Bergé (70% of 40 votes)

Grapes/Las Vinas (66.7% of 27 votes)

Reg Seekings (62.7% of 59 votes)

Eve Mansour (54% of 50 votes)

Pat Riley (53.1% of 49 votes)

David Stirling (51.1% of 47 votes)

Paddy Mayne (49.2% of 61 votes)

Mike Sadler (47.3% of 55 votes)

Dave Kershaw* (46.5% of 43 votes, tied with 'avoid')

Augustin Jordan (46.3% of 54 votes)

Dr. Gamal (45.7% of 46 votes)

The Keepers:

Jim Almonds (87.2% of 39 votes)

Eoin McGonigal (82.7% of 52 votes)

Bill Fraser (69.4% of 36 votes)

Johnny Cooper (50% of 44 votes)

Marc Halévy (48.6% of 35 votes)

Mirren Barford (46.5% of 42 votes)

Nurse Indira (36.1% of 46 votes)

The Undesirables:

Winston Churchill (90.2% of 41 votes)

Randolph Churchill (90% of 40 votes)

General Auchinleck (88.6% of 35 votes)

General Knox (86.7% of 30 votes)

Archie Stirling (84.8% of 33 votes)

General Ritchie (80.6% of 36 votes

Chalky White (76.7% of 30 votes)

Highlander Wilson (71.9% of 32 votes)

Walter Essner (71.8% of 39 votes)

Rob Willy (62.5% of 32 votes)

Jock Lewes (50% of 48 votes)

Dudley Clark (48.5% of 33 votes)

Dave Kershaw* (46.5% of 42 votes)

Most Divisive:

Dave Kershaw (46.5% fuckable, 46.5% avoidable)

Nurse Indira (30.6% fuckable, 36.1% marryable, 33.3% avoidable)

Most Popular:

Eoin McGonigal (only 1.9% of 52 votes would avoid him)

Jim Almonds (only 5.1% of 39 voters would avoid him)

Pat Riley (only 6.1% of 49 votes arould avoid him)

Georges Bergé (only 7.5% of 40 voters would avoid him)

No One Wants to Fuck:

Randolph Churchill (0% fuckable)

Fuck, Marry, Avoid Polls Tag

#sas rogue heroes #sasrh fma polls #i couldn't not organise/sort this out #i'm now gonna pass time and amuse myself by judging the results

[leebitkitty]

list of skz nsfw prompts!

minors DO NOT INTERACT with this content

note: thank you all so much for 300 followers! i srsly do not know what to say, i can't believe yall still scroll thru my content even tho i'm barely active. i will try my best to be more active from now on, as an apology for my absence and gift to my followers, i present to you a list of skz nsfw prompts :)

2nd note: not all of these prompts are mine!! cr to: @fight-me-m8 and @httpseiki !

how to request? pick the number of the prompt + pairing(s). please tell me in the ask if its gn!reader, fem!reader, or gn!afab!reader and if you don't tell me any of these, i will write for gn!reader. multiple members are allowed. next, pick the dynamic. (i.e the sub/dom/switch)

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1. "caught ya, kitty."

2. "honey, you're perfect.

3. "oh, you are not wearing that."

4. "you're not.. wearing anything under that.. are you?"

5. "oh, please.. touch me already"

6. "god, you're so sickeningly beautiful"

7. "oh, fuck, it's huge."

8. "you're sitting on my lap, we're friends, and im hard. i'm sorry."

9. "p-please.. i've been so good!"

10. "beg for it then."

11. "next time, say that when i'm inside you."

12. "fucking shut up and take it!"

13. "you don't deserve it after being a brat, do you?"

14. "stop dancing like that or i'm going to cum in my pants."

15. "so needy, huh?"

16. "come and sit on my cock"

17. "i'm going to fuck you so hard you'll forget about that dumb asshole."

18. "that was the first time i'd heard you moan.. it was like a melody to my ears."

19. "i'm done being just roomates."

20. "fuck! im sorry! i shouldn't have entered.."

21. "fuck yourself and let me watch."

22. "should i give you a massage?"

23. "bold now, are we?

24. "why don't you come and join?"

25. "you just look so fuckable in my shirt."

26. "it's late, shouldn't you be asleep?"

27. "i'm going to cum if you dont stop."

28. "how was your wet dream?"

29. "stop." "no.. no fuck i can't"

30. "fuck, we really shouldn't be doing this"

31. "your brother is right outside.."

32. "let me show you just how much i love you"

33. "fuck, i can't cum like this."

34. "we're in public, honey.."

35. "ugh.. it's too early.."

36. "i'm so sorry. i didn't mean to cum in my pants."

37. "why are you worrying? thats so cute, it turns me on."

38. "fuck, i'm hard again."

39. "let's start off with touching here.."

40. "i'm sorry, i've never done.. you know.. this before."

41. "whimpering like a puppy in heat aren't you? dumb dog."

42. "yeah? you like that? you like when i touch you there?"

43. "you're mine now. never see that asshole again."

44. "fuck! it's too much.."

45. "the only thing you're getting is my thigh. c'mon, fuck yourself on it."

46. "fuck, i really need you right now."

47. "can't wait to come home to you and fuck you till the last thing you remember is my name."

48. "if you wanted me so bad you should've said it."

49. "what did i say about breaking the rules?"

50. "how about you beg for it first?"

51. "yeah? you want me to breed you? to fill you up with my load?"

52. "let's save water by showering together, baby"

53. "n-no! it's too sensitive t-there.."

54. "i'm sorry i just couldn't wait any longer.."

55. "a-ah! please, i need you so bad, i've been s-so good!"

56. "once this meeting is over, i'm going to get you back, brat."

57. "so is it me or the game, baby~"

58. "what a slut. screaming like a whore under me as i fuck your brains out."

59. "you thought i was asleep? you thought wrong."

60. "cum for me again, i know you have it in you~"

61. "does it get you hard knowing our friends are 10 feet away?"

62. "i came so hard last night just from a picture of you"

63. "stop being a fucking brat and move your hand."

64. "you're driving me crazy right now, you jerk."

65. "i love you."

© leebitkitty, 2023

[fantasyimmortal]

Satisfy Me

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 |  Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16 | Chapter 17 | Chapter 18 | Chapter 19 | Chapter 20 | Chapter 21 | Chapter 22 | Chapter 23 | Chapter 24 | Chapter 25 | Chapter 26 | Chapter 27 | Chapter 28 | Chapter 29 | Chapter 30 | Chapter 31 | Chapter 32 | Chapter 33 | Chapter 34 | Chapter 35 | Chapter 36 | Chapter 37 | Chapter 38 | Chapter 39 | Chapter 40 | Chapter 41 | Chapter 42 | Chapter 43 | Chapter 44 | Chapter 45 | Chapter 46 | Chapter 47 | Chapter 48 | Chapter 49 | Chapter 50 | Chapter 51 | Chapter 52 | Chapter 53

Saeran POV. MM Fantasy AU. Fic Rating: Explicit

Tags thus far: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Rough Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Explicit Language, Derogatory Language, Masturbation, Violence, Blood and Violence, Torture

               My eyelids were heavy as I forced them opened. I tried to focus my vision when I saw _____’s face looming over me. I raised my hand to touch her, some of my strength seeming to have returned. My strength is back? I remember being weak to the point I can’t stand. If my strength is back, then this has to be a dream… I slowly sat up and held her face in my hands.

               “Saeran, you shouldn’t—”

               “Shhh. It’s just a dream anyways.” I whispered against her lips.

               “O-Okay it’s a dream but lay back, please.”

               I moved one of my hands to the back of her head and forced her lips closer when she tried to pull away. I trailed my other hand from her face to her arm and pulled her with me as I laid back down on the mattress. She straddled my hips as I rested my head against the pillows.

               She bit her lip as she sat up and looked down at me. “I’ve never let a woman get me on my back like this. I sure hope you make it worth my while, _____.” I smirked as I started to lift her shirt.  

               Her cheeks flushed, and she wrapped her fingers around my wrists. “S-Saeran wait!”

               I frowned and growled low in my throat. “Wait for fucking what?!”

               “We aren’t the only ones here.” She said frantically as she desperately tried to stop my hands from lifting her shirt any further.

               “What…” I looked to the side to see Ricward giving a sheepish smile and my brother looking away and scratching his head. “A fucking nightmare.” I dropped my hands to the bed and closed my eyes, my strength leaving me once more. How annoying. It comes and goes even when I’m not conscious.

               I felt _____ crawl off me, my eyes followed her while I kept my lids closed. “What are we going to do? It’s getting worse.” Her voice sounded worried and I furrowed my brow as I tried to focus on their voices.

               “Miss _____, please keep your voice down. His Majesty has excellent hearing. When he wants to use it.” Ricward informed her in a voice so low I could barely make it out.

               Getting worse? How could I get worse, the pain is gone…What the hell kind of dream is this?

               “But if we don’t do something he’s going to… He’s going to…” _____’s voice cracked with emotion and my heart ached.

               I heard the shuffle of material and could only guess that someone was hugging her. I clenched my fists and sneered. “Whoever is holding her, knock it the fuck off!” The statement was simple enough, yet I felt as if I couldn’t breathe.

               I heard quick footsteps and my body instantly began to relax when I felt her hand brush against my hair. “Saeran, it’s all fine. Please, just relax.” I took a deep breath and just took in her touch as she continuously brushed her fingers through my hair. “That’s it.” She whispered.

               I was close to slipping into a dreamless darkness when she pulled her hand away. I could hear her talking with Ricward and my brother once again. What the fuck is happening to me?! I’m being treated like a fucking child!

               I grit my teeth as I tried to calm my nerves. Everything seeming to wear me out faster than it should. Rika…that bitch was alive! And she…

               My eyes shot open as I inhaled a deep, but painful breath. I clawed at my chest as ______, Ricward, and Luciel turned to look at me. I scrambled off the bed and dragged my feet across the floor, walking over to a mirror. I clutched its frame, breathing heavily. Sweet beaded my brow and the whites of my eyes were bloodshot.

               I examined my reflection, I was in my true form and I didn’t have the energy to hide any of its features. My horns spiraled upwards from the sides of my head. The points of my fangs peaking from under my lip. My claws were now dark as my wings and dug into the frame’s woodwork. My tail whipped back and forth angrily as my pupils thinned to slits.

               I glanced at _____ through the mirror. She held a hand to her mouth and her eyes were wide. Come to think of it, she’s only seen me fully like this the one time…when I imprinted on her. She didn’t take her eyes away from me, but she did take a step back. Every fiber of my being wanted to throw her against the first fuckable surface. My body ached to bite and mark every inch her skin and show the universe that she was mine.

               I groaned and pulled my eyes away from her and my eyes froze on the visibly growing mark on my chest just above my heart. The marking was almost like a bruise. Reds, blues, and purples mixing to make their own horrid color. I swallowed hard as I continued trying to breathe properly. My hand shook as I reached up to touch it. Pain sliced through my body and I fell to my knees instantly, my claws leaving scratches in the glass of the mirror.

               “Oh…Saeran!!” She rushed towards me.

               “Get back!” I warned her.

               “But Saeran?” She said softly.

               I slapped her hand away as she reached for me. I denied the urge to look up at her, I knew the hurt I would see in her face. “Just…stay back. I’ll hurt you.” Even if it was a dream. Hurting her like that… I closed my eyes tightly as my chest burned.

               She was silent for a moment before she knelt down beside me. “Saeran.” Her voice was even softer than before and my body flinched as if I had been struck.

               I felt her fingertips against my hair before I grabbed her wrist. With one swift pull I pinned her beneath me. “Why are you being so fucking dense?!” I shouted.

               She stared up at me with widened eyes and I swallowed hard as I watched her chest rise and fall with her breathing. She kept her arms at her sides, making no attempt to push me away. She looked scared but still refused to move.

               “Dammit, _____!” I growled as I punched the floor next to her head, the flooring cracking beneath my hand. The adrenaline coursing through my veins was fighting against the fatigue that I felt and was currently winning. “Cruse me! Tell me ‘no’ like you fucking mean in! Fucking say it!!” I glared at her as I grit my teeth. I could taste blood and realized I had clenched my jaw so hard my fangs had pierced my gums.

               She gasped as my tail slipped around her neck, just above the choker she wore. The black of my tail against the white of her skin looked almost like a collar and the desire to fuck her increased exponentially. “You need to fucking say it, _____!” I leaned in and growled.

               She held up her hand to stop Ricward and Luciel from walking over. I smirked as I looked down at her. “Far be it from me to stop you if you like being watched while I fuck you!”

               “Saeran.” Her voice was quiet and calm, making my heart skip a beat.

               “Shut up!” I snapped back at her as I grabbed the hem of her shirt and began lifting it.

               Silently she raised a hand and cupped the side of my face. “I know you won’t hurt me.” She said as she lifted her other hand and placed it against my other cheek. My brow creased in confusion as she slowly guided my face down to hers. “I love you, Saeran.” She whispered before she lightly pressed her lips to mine. “I love you and I trust you.”

               My tail tightened around her throat as I pulled back from the kiss. I hissed between my teeth as pain pulsated through my chest. I grabbed her wrist as I unwrapped my tail from around her neck. “You really shouldn’t.” I told her as I brought her wrist to my lips with a smile.

               The smell of her skin was intoxicating, and I could feel her pulse beneath my fingers. Since it is a dream… I looked down at her as my lips touched her skin. The fear that sparked in her eyes gave me a thrill and I chuckled before opening my mouth and sinking my fangs into her forearm.

#Satisfy Me #Mystic Messenger AU #AU Fanfic #Demon Saeran #Saeran POV

[akarakxm]

Part 3: #50-41 Welcome to Rakxm's first Holiday Countdown: The Most Fuckable Characters in Super Smash Bros. These results may surprise you, but I guarantee, you won't finish unsatisfied.

#valentines day #super smash bros #smash bros #nintendo #lgbtq #sexy times #countdown #comedy #parody #romance #love #self love #Youtube

[paruo]

I didn't look at these. 8, 18, 22, 23, 27, 33, 35, 38, 41, 50, 52, & 59.

i already did 18 but ill do the rest ok

8. What do you label yourself as? this is kinda weird, like i guess id describe myself as an artist, but i dunno i just kinda make stuff i dont really consider myself anything. :/ sorry im a lame

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I can scream at a really high pitch and everyone that hears it gets freaked out. i dunno if thats a talent or some weird curse but i can do that. 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? its not at all unique but i am deathly afraid of television static. its just so loud and sudden i dunno it freaks me the fuck out.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?  fuckinh im 17 i cant drink but i guess umm give me like fuckin a bunch of eggo waffles or maybe a cadbury creme egg ???

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? i guess itd probably be my grandpa on my dads side. he died when my dad was 4 so he never really got to know him so i guess itd be him. plus he played the accordion and thats kinda cool

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? actual worst at everything babe ;)

38. What is the color of your socks?  plain black or white with little red parrots or brown spears ((theyre vans socks please dont make fun of me))

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? banana 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? whenever i constantly ask my friends ‘which is the most fuckable pokemon?’

52. How long could you go without talking? like fucking ive had practice with this so like maybe 3 or 4 days 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i sing in the shower and also like do weird stuff, like ill practice conversations and debates that will never ever happen just so if i ever get into an argument ill be ready BI CH

#urithebee

[bad-girl-shimizu]

This or that

Just doing this out of boredom in homeroom. Damn, that Hayashida is such a fucking bore.

1. Coffee or tea? 2. Black and white or color? 3. Drawings or paintings? 4. Dresses or skirts? 5. Books or movies? 6. Phone calls or texts? 7. Chinese or Italian? 8. Early bird or night owl? 9. Chocolate or vanilla? 10. Introvert or extrovert? 11. Hugs or kisses? 12. Work hard or play hard? 13. Winter or summer? 14. Spring or fall? 15. Rural or urban? 16. PC or Mac? (Way more valuable to pawn) 17. Tan or pale? 18. Cake or pie? 19. Ice cream or yogurt? 20. Ketchup or mustard? 21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? 22. Comedy or mystery? 23. Boots or sandals? 24. Silver or gold? 25. Pop or Rock? 26. Dancing or singing? 27. Checkers or chess? 28. Board games or video games? 29. Wine or beer? 30. Freckles or dimples? 31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? 32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? 33. Neutral colors or bold? 34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? 35. Facial hair or clean shaven? 36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? 37. Skiing or snowboarding? 38. Smile or game face? 39. Bracelet or necklace? 40. Fruit or vegetables? 41. Sausage or bacon? 42. Scrambled or fried? 43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? 44. Tattoos or piercings? 45. Antique or brand new? 46. Dress up or dress down? 47. Cowboys or aliens? 48. Cats or dogs? 49. Pancakes or waffles? 50. Long hair or short hair? 51. Be idealistic or realistic? 52. Numbers or letters? 53. Surprise party or theme party ? 54. Truth or dare? 55. Money or fame? 56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? 57. Snakes or sharks? 58. Orange juice or apple juice? (Much better match with vodka) 59. Sunrise or sunset? 60. Slacker or over-achiever? 61. Pen or pencil? 62. Peanut butter or jelly? 63. Swimming or sunbathing? 64. Detailed or abstract? 65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? 66. Adventurous or cautious? 67. Saver or spender? 68. Glasses or contacts? 69. Laptop or desktop? 70. Classic or modern? 71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? (More potential to be fuckable) 72. Internet or cell phone? 73. Hamburger or taco? 74. Curly hair or straight hair?                                                                       75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? 76. Spicy or mild? 77. Honesty or other people’s feelings? 78. Beach or swimming pool? 79. Sky dive or bungee jump? 80. Pizza or sushi? 81. Jello or pudding? 82. Shower or bath? 83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? 84. Leather or denim? 85. Stripes or solids? 86. Bagels or muffins? 87. Whole wheat or white? 88. Tent or camping RV? 89. Hardwood or carpet? (Speaking from experience, more comfy to fuck on) 90. Smoothies or milkshakes ? 91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? 92. Raisins or nuts? 93. Picnic or nice restaurant? 94. Working as a team or working alone ? 95. Sour or sweet? 96. Lipstick or lip gloss ? 97. Fiction or non-fiction? 98. Smoking or non-smoking? 99. Roses or tulips ? 100. Asking questions or answering questions?

[ghosts-of-the-midwinter-fires]

😉 q 1 till 50 😘 🤘🏻

1. Dirtiest thought I’ve had about a stranger? I’m not sure, like I don’t really find people I’ve just met like, fuckable? I feel like I’d at least like to know their name. 2. Do I prefer sex at night, midday, morning or now? Um, all the time pls. 3. My favourite way to be seduced? Smiles, smiles melt me. Smiles are seductive. Smiling. 4. The dirtiest fantasy I’ve had at work? It’s not really that dirty but you people reblog a lot of porn so I’m kinda like “I’m about the right height to fuck someone over this counter”. 5. How would I dominate my boss if given the chance? He’s my uncle so I wouldn’t. I’m also straight so lucky me. 6. What do I do when I get horny in public? Desperately try to tuck my penis away without drawing attention to myself because we can’t have that thing on display for everyone7. Have I ever masturbated in a public bathroom? Not that I can think of 8. Weirdest thing I’ve thought about while touching myself? Um, I used to get weird sexual gratification out of my own self harm? That’s weird. 9. Strangest prop I’ve used to get off? I’ve never used anything, perks of a penis I suppose. And I have a virgin butthole, pretty boring eh? 10. Do I remember the first time I felt aroused? Um, 2005(?) Patrica Velàsquez in the The mummy (1999)11. Who gave me my first orgasm? Me 12. Do I remember what it felt like? Um so amazing it made me a chronic masturbator for like 3 years13. Have I ever had sex with someone who’s name I never knew? Nah, the least I can do is know their name. 14. Favourite thing about a quickie? Um, they’re usually really aggressive and passionate, and it doesn’t take up too much of a busy day15. Most sexually daring thing I’ve ever done? Idk, my ex was into some kinky things so a lot of that was very daring. 16. Ever fantasised about a teacher? I had a really hot goth/punk biology teacher in high school, and she had the most amazing ginger hair. Urgh she looked good in fishnets. What a babe. 17. Do I ever mentally strip strangers just for kicks? Nah not really. 18. Then imagine in dirty detail what it would be like to fuck them? I seen a girl fight with another girl in high school and she looked so amazing and graceful as she done it I think that was the only time I mentally striped and when “god that was fucking hot pls” 19. Have I ever kissed someone of the same sex? In drama class in 4th year a friend and I had to for like acting purposes, does that count? Only a lil peck though. 20. What inspires me to make the first move? Um, usually an overwhelming combination of “if not now, when?” And “yeah they’re cool with that”21. In my opinion, what does it mean to be good in bed? To be good in bed you should always make sure she cums a minimum of 4 times before you’re even close to feeling like you’re there. And sex shouldn’t finish just because I’m finished. Like find something to satisfy your partner for 5 minutes and you’ll be ready to go again tbh. 22. Have I ever cheated on a partner because I couldn’t help myself? Absolutely never in my life have I ever been close to or thought about cheating on someone I’m with. No one else matters to me when I’m with someone. Bad terms or good terms loyalty always stands. 23. Have i ever pushed the boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just for the rush? What an odd way to word this question, but no. 24. Do I have a go-to masturbation fantasy? Nah it changes all the time, right now. 25. What porn turns me on? See, I think professional porn is too artificial so see as long as it’s kinda like people actually enjoying themselves? Then my penis is good to go. 26. Have I ever had sex with my eyes closed? Sometimes when sex feels so good it’s impossible not to close your eyes for a second but eye contact during pre sex/ sex and afterwards is so fucking attractive and makes it so much better 27. Have I ever blindfolded or handcuffed a partner? Of course, and vice versa. 28. Does dirty talk get me aroused? Yeah sure, as long as it’s not cringey. 29. Am I sure about that? Yep, hard as an iron girder. 30. The dirtiest thing someone’s said to me during sex? Oh that’s a difficult one, but to not damage confidentiality I’ll keep that private ;)31. Have I ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing? Nope, that’s weird. 32. Ever watched a couple having sex with their permission? Nope to that one too. 33. How would I respond if a couple asked me to be their “third”? It depends, it would need to come up for me to know for sure. I’d hate to make the other person self conscious. 34. Most flattering thing someone’s said about my naked body? I’m not as in shape as I used to be but my dick has had a compliment or two. 35. Last time I had a vivid sex dream? Oh jeez it’s been months. Like before I split from my ex in September. My sub conscious isn’t as horny as the rest of me I suppose. 36. What do I think an orgy would be like? A bad penis to vagina ratio with the smell of s bunch of sweaty ballsacks. 37. Have I ever propositioned a total stranger? No I’m far too ugly and nervous but I do have the charisma I imagine. 38. The ideal one-night stand? I don’t know, because if the person was so perfect and ideal only having them once wouldn’t be enough. 39. How long does it take me to get myself off? Sometimes it takes forever, sometimes not. 40. Weirdest thing that turns me on?…. someone’s taste in music, or style. Or someone’s hair, being like “that looks fun to pull”41. Ever had a naughty dream about friends or family? Certainly not about family, but I’ve had a lot of female friends that have on occasion slipped into my dreams I must confess. 42. Ever woken up humping my pillow?…. no? Do people do that? I have questions. 43. When did I last orgasm in my sleep? Never, I have never had a wet dream. You always wake up at the good bit. 44. The most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me while hooking up with someone? Um, I’m sure both my brother and my sister have walked in on me with my ex at one point. Or I accidentally got cum in their eye. 45. Do I like touching myself in front of the people I sleep with? If they’re doing it too then sure. You can even make it a competition. 46. Dirtiest text I’ve ever sent or received? Now that would be telling too much ;) 47. Professional or amateur porn? Professional is too fake. Amateur is better. 48. Favourite blowjob technique? Um, hmm, you need to get some hand and mouth in there girls. 49. Would I be a Dom or sub? I’ve only ever been a dom and submissiveness isn’t really in my nature, But it’s always enjoyable when she’s on top.50. Anything I won’t do in bed? I wouldn’t shit on someone, or be shat on I don’t think. Honestly though anything else I’m pretty much game for it.

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#me

[poke-a-mon]

Gorebyss | #0368

Appropriateness: 28%

Gorebyss is essentially a fish, and while it does have some qualities that set it apart from mundane fish—discussed later—it remains very close to an animal.

Practicality: 49%

As with many water types, Gorebyss is adapted to life in the water, whereas humans are adapted to life on land. This means that during any encounter one partner is going to be at something of a disadvantage—although you will get the best results while in water. And while its long flexible body can lead to some interesting positions, it doesn't quite make up for the lack of limbs and usable mouith.

Appeal: 60%

Gorebyss is quite sleek, which can be very appealing, especially combined with its bold pink coloration. Of course, the eyes are what really sets it apart from a standard fish, being large and inquisitive, with lashes adding an extra touch of classic femininity. The shells on its chest are also quite reminiscent of a mermaid, which gives Gorebyss an additional mythological mystique, which can be quite alluring.

#gorebyss #water type #41–50% fuckable #pokemon #pokémon