TFW you are a respected sports journalist and your last interview left you yearning for a man who unironically wears khakis
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Set those work boundaries early or you might find yourself dying for your boss, having your soul consumed by her, and waking up months later in her body just to put in unexpected overtime fighting a million wasps with a sword
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somebody stop me, I'm about to reinvent the week (world building), and that's really not useful for anything!
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guys please don't explain twilight to me. i'm a veteran of that battle. i know the history. i lost comrades in those trenches
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slowly rebuilding my pinterest board to match my new kw sensibilities
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