Hello everypony, you are all sick in the head,
Jeon Jung-kook (전정국) -
you imitate the feline friends, you ignored your responsibilities as a military soldier, and you left your friends. (BTS - Bangtan Boys)
translation :
"당신의 고양이 친구들을 흉내낸 군인은 당신의 임무를 무시하고 떠났습니다. (방탄소년단-BTS)"
Papyrus (Sans' Brother) -
you've played the foolish game that I play and kidnapped a child, and tried to unalive an innocent newborn. (Frisk Undertale)
Lord Boxman (John [NOT canon] ) -
hate crimes (will not elaborate). You are an active danger to the civilians that roam this basement so I tied you up like a doggie.
Barney Calhoun ( Half-Life [not HLVRAI DON'T mix them up] ) -
not patriotic to the free American States, how sickening. I actually can't think of anything else right now so I'll come back to you (maybe).
Kowalski (Penguin of Madagascar. The Smart One) -
Kowalski, Kowalski, Kowalski. You're a nerd dork, and endangered the entire world. But your worst crime was becoming an internet meme. And you're bi.
Jerma985 (Jeremy Elbertson. The SUS guy from the game Among Us) -
Oh, Jerma. Sweet, sensual Jerma. The crimes are infinitely endless, like the formula to Pi. (I don't know if that's correct). You threaten 'chat' and to 'ban' members on the platform Twitch™. My ink is travelling hold on oh it's smudging holdon.
Oh, Jerma. Your worst crime of all is being so handsome and delectable. However. I'm currently not on the market.
Shadowy Venomous (Professor Venomous' heterosexual repression) -
My, Oh, My. My Sweet Darling. You are so Yaoi and Sugoi. I'm bethrothed by your immense dedication and passion, and I would like to further our relationship. I'm handing you this note, please tick yes. *hands him a note with 'do you like me' on it, with 2 boxes, one being yes, the other being no* please say yes. I am YANDERE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH ME!
The scene is set with a large group of individuals ranging from short to tall, from all different section of the Fandoms (#Tumblr). Please BTS fans do not come for us, this is just a bit of tomfoolery. From left to right: Stinky gay homeless, Stinky gay homeless again, Tied up chickie (stinky gay homeless), Jungkook (BTS stans please dontgetmad at me) saying 'What the FLUFF!' because he is a kawaii catboy, Skeleton (Sans' Brother), and Half Life the game smoking a fat blunt (I don't know why.)
Please refrain from any comments about the accomodation, I am short on funds (The government has cut my benefits). We are in an economic crisis. I'm hashtag WOKE.
I'm writing this with my Glitter Gel pens and feelin' girly! ₊˚୨୧·₊ ♡·₊
YOU ARE ALL HERE TO BE PAWNS IN MY BIG GAME OF HUMAN CHESS (plus skeleton and catboy and chicken and snake and penguin). Enjoy the RIDE because it's BUMPY. You must ALL post on the torturous HELL that is TUMBLR.COM. buhehehehehehe~
I will KILL you if you do not OBEY.
- Billy ꔛ♡
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I tried to make the ugliest sweater as I could for my au,, my doormaker sans and kris (+jevil and spamton) are definitely not disaster squads at all. i remember this comic when I was in a kid, so why not I draw them? I am having fun with it,, :D
background belong to @xpau-official !!!
doormaker sans with his big sweater,,
kris only stealing present for susie,,,, I wish I also draw susie too, maybe for later,,
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Short lil Swapfell papyrus x reader (and/or just MC). Because I need to do something while I’m trying to stay off ao3 until it’s okay.
-x-
“On a scale of one to ten, how bad will this be for you if your brother finds us like this?” A bare whisper, as you and Papyrus huddled close to one another in a small coat closet at a party, avoiding said skeleton’s older brother. Sans had already passed by a few times, audibly gnashing his sharp teeth.
“he already knows where we are.” Papyrus snuggled in closer to you, resting his jaw on your shoulder with a low chuckle. “just working up the nerve to open the door.”
“You didn’t answer the question.”
“He’s just trying to give himself plausible deniability and is hoping i’ll short cut away with you first.”
“Plausible deniability on what?”
“that his little brother is dating someone and he, the perceptive bastard he usually is, didn’t realize it, as focused on work as he’s been.” Papyrus hugged you, and you happily snuggled into the cushy jacket he wore, face in the fluff of the hood.
“That's…bad?”
“no. he’s just embarrassed he’s not been treating you like you’re my date mate.” Papyrus lets out a sudden laugh as he pats your head. “see you tonight.”
“What? Why?!” You gasp as Papyrus burst out of the closet and gently tossed you in Sans’ direction. The last you see of your so-called date mate was a cheeky grin as the golden fang flashed away as Papyrus shortcut away, leaving you to Sans’ mercy. Luckily, after a brusque apology over the nature of your relationship with his brother, Sans offered a wicked, sharp-toothed smile.
“SHALL I SHOW YOU SOME OF PAPYRUS’ EMBARRASSING BABYBONES PHOTOS?”
“Hell yes.”
“LANGUAGE!”
Papyrus was later found in his room with his fluffy hood pulled up over his completely flushed skull after being mercilessly teased by both his brother and date mate.
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