#AND IN THE ASK BOX NO LESS

[clownsuu]

*woop woop woop*

GUESS WHO JUST MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD MOFOS

Any sus or horny behavior will get you bonked and sent right to horny jail!! Right away!!

(and yes I know there's crime/entire mob syndicate in the neighborhood but I'm here to stop the sus!! The horny!!)

AYYYYY WOOP WOOP MY M A N S S S S

#ALSO HOW TF DOES SOMEONE COMMIT 3 CRIMES IN LESS THAN 16 WORDS #so Glad to see you again woop woop anon your existence has watered my crops and saved a turtle waddling across the road #Oh man gamer- the absolute crimes iv seen in my ask box #O o f

[genderkoolaid]

I think the men dni post is….. bad

I am a gay man. There is no reason for a woman to interact with the explicit content that I right by a man and for men, and it often plays into fetishization of gay men and also makes me, a man who has been forced to like women in the past, feel like a boundary has been crossed. Ultimately, it’s my internet experience and I get to control my content and interactions. If you feel like “men dni” or “woman dni” applies? Don’t interact. Simple as that

There is a reason. That woman could be a gay man who wants to interact with content for gay men without being alienated from their own community because of exorsexism and told they are "invaders" and "predators" and "fetishizers" just because they are both a gay man and a woman (or a lesbian and a man). Gatekeeping multigender people from gay/lesbian spaces is no better than gatekeeping trans people & its often justified with the same transphobic arguments.

#m. #ask box #multigender gay men arent any less gay than you #and we have the same right to gay men's spaces as you #if you make content for gay men then excluding gay men who are also women is just exorsexism

[inkclover]

What would Scarab's reaction be when he saw Nightmo for the first time?

" ... curious."

nightmo on the other hand...

#nightmo was less than happy at the new roommate arrangement at first jdsjdksjd #they'll all learn to get along tho #...eventually #prohibitedwish #(? #doomedwish #is that the nightmo/scarab ship name we using now? /gen #nightmo #prismo #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time #inky doods #inky art #inky answers #ask box #scarab only discovers nightmo post fnc events #but nightmo is somewhat aware of what happened in ep 4 and onwards #and prismo didn't want ANOTHER thing to get on scarab's radar #oh your defense security mechanism supposingly gain sentience and you didn't think to report this? #ye so am think nightmo probably be hiding deeper inside the TR when scarab came

[smilezandmics]

Can you draw vaggie and Charlie?

“before the fall”

#if they were written by me vaggie would have been revealed to be a a fallen angel at the start. of the show #and and her drive to make the hotel work would be by driven by her desire to be let back into heaven #and as she falls more in love w charlie the less she’d want to go back bc #heaven corruption or whatever #but alas #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #hazbin charlie #chaggie #ask box

[front-facing-pokemon]

#do y'all pronounce this as [sɔɫ.'gæɫ.i.oʊ] or as [sɔɫ.gə.'ɫeɪ.oʊ]. those are the two pronunciations i've heard for it and personally #i've always said the former. but since i heard the latter from someone else i figured i'd ask #solgaleo #i dunno this is definitely a less fitting evolution for cosmoem than lunala. lunala absolutely seems like the. Prime. Correct evolution #in this evolutionary line. solgaleo might just be here to be a different legendary for the other box #lunala just looks so much more fitting in the cosmog line…

[inoreuct]

What if, in some circumstances which I cannot even think of, Sanji cannot cook himself and has to tell Zoro what to do.

And Zoro's sword skills are NOT equal to his knife skills 😭

Sanji also would use fancy chef vocabulary to give commands like "now sauté those onions until they're godlen-brown" or something and Zoro's like da fuck's a co-lander. why would you need like 5 different pans.

BADABING BADABOOM HERE YOU GO REG MY DEAR technically pre-rs but they act like they’ve been married decades. ANYWAYS enjoy 🤭🤭

Zoro swore as the knife slipped again, skidding flat against the chopping board with a dull scrape that made him wince. 

In hindsight, this was all the stupid cook’s fault. Bastard just had to go and break his arm; Sanji had tried to do things one-handed for a while before he’d evidently gotten fed up and stuck his head out the galley door to scream for Zoro to help with lunch at top volume, apparently under the assumption that since Zoro was a master swordsman he’d be able to handle knives.

And by all rights, he should. He was the demon pirate hunter. He carried his best friend’s dream like a talisman in his pocket. He wasn’t going to let himself be bested by a fucking vegetables and a knife.

But Zoro was quite certain that barring his sense of direction, he had never been quite this bad at anything in his entire existence. 

The garlic had been miniscule, the celery had been too fucking slippery, the onions had made his eyes burn, and now this stupid carrot kept trying to run away from him. He could handle rough chops, sure; but when Sanji was being all picky about— 

“I said medium dice, marimo, not mutilate.”

“I don’t know what that fucking means, shithead,” Zoro gritted, not even bothering to turn around where Sanji was sitting at the dining table. He re-aligned the knife and felt inexplicably betrayed when it slipped again, slicing diagonally into the carrot. It was a miracle he hadn’t taken off a finger yet. 

He felt stupid. Awkward and useless and out of his element, it was just cooking, for fuck’s sake—

“Marimo.” 

“What,” he snapped, fingers tightening around a wooden handle. Sanji’s tone had gone soft around the edges and it rankled him, made him feel irrationally angry like a tiger pacing around in its cage, trapped and seething—

“This one’s on me,” Sanji murmured, coming around to hover by his side, something Zoro couldn’t identify in the set of his face. “Shouldn’t have assumed that you’d be good with knives just because you’re good with swords.”

The words sent a wave of panic through Zoro, stomach dropping fast enough that he ran his mouth. A need to please he hadn’t felt since he was a child. Desperation not to disappoint. “Shut the fuck up, I am, I just—” He snapped his jaw shut, pressing his teeth together hard. “Just… Give me a minute to figure it out.”

“You’re already doing better than I was, when I started,” Sanji said lightly, hair falling across his face as he tipped his head. 

“You were a child,” he ground out. The knife clattered as he put it down to shake out his hands. “S’not saying much.” 

The cook hummed, strangely gentle. “Still. It’s alright—”

“I don’t want your pity.”

And, oh. That’s what it was, wasn’t it? Pity. Zoro felt like a dumb kid again, and it was so much worse because it was Sanji. And he didn’t want to think about the implications of that, so he sneered, “Don’t look down on me, shitty cook. You and your fancy-ass cooking terms and your hundred and one pans and—”

Sanji cut him off with a bark of a laugh, tossing his head back. His left arm was immobilised in a sling, tucked close to his body as he moved behind Zoro and reached around him to pick the knife up again. “Your brains must really be full of moss if you think I’m looking down on you. Come on.” He offered Zoro the handle, and the swordsman didn’t need to look to know that Sanji was smiling over his shoulder. “One last try.”

He worked his jaw for a second, and huffed through his nose. “I fucking swear, curly, if I get cut—”

“You won’t,” Sanji replied, resolute as he watched Zoro take the knife. 

“How do you know?”

“Because you’re not stupid and I’m not careless, especially not with you.” 

The last part had been a little quieter, riding on a rushed breath, and Zoro eyed the cook pensively as slender fingers wrapped around his hand.

“Here. Like this.” 

With Sanji’s help, he cut the carrot into lengthwise sticks and then neat cubes, chopping up a few more before dumping the whole lot into a bowl with most of what he’d already cut. Sanji shifted away, poking a chopstick into the oil he’d left to heat.

“See the bubbles?” he murmured, peering down into the pot. “That’s how you check if it’s hot enough.” He twisted one of the knobs down before grabbing the vegetables and dumping them in, shifting the pieces around with a wooden spatula as they sizzled gently. “This is a mirepoix,” he said, pronouncing it meer-pwah. “It forms the flavour base of a lot of dishes. The aim is to use low heat, cook it down really slow— so that it doesn’t burn and you bring out the sweetness.” 

He was speaking softly enough that it could have been to himself, but the commentary was obviously for Zoro’s benefit, and Zoro. Did not like how that was making him feel at all. 

They were quiet for a while as Sanji did his thing, and the swordsman crossed his arms as he leaned his hip against the counter. The sun filtering in through the window was lighting Sanji’s hair up gold, washing his features in a subtle glow that emphasised the softness of his expression, relaxed and so entirely in his element that it made Zoro’s chest ache. Made something press up beneath his lungs, made it hard to breathe, and it ached.

Impervious to his inner turmoil, Sanji continued, stirring frequently as the galley started to smell really good. “When the onion turns translucent, that’s the sweet spot—” The chopped (more mushed, if Zoro was inclined to be honest) garlic from earlier went in with a vicious sizzle, then a few dashes of different sauces and a good pour of chicken stock. “Could you get the black pepper?” 

Zoro grunted, grabbing the grinder from the corner and putting a few good cracks into the pot as Sanji added salt, stirred one last time, and propped the lid on partway. “That’s it?” 

“That’s it,” Sanji confirmed, smirking, but not unkindly. “Once that simmers down it’ll be our soup, and I’ll just have to cook some noodles. I was planning for mussels in a garlic butter white wine reduction and seared scallops with this delicious spiced pomegranate and herb glaze, but— I think that might have killed you.” Something must have shown on Zoro’s face, because the cook laughed, bright and easy. “You did good, marimo, all things considered. I’d probably be horrid at sword fighting. We’re even.”

Zoro scowled, fighting back against the spark that flared in the depths of his chest at that thought. Sparring with Sanji, in his element, giving the cook shit for it but also helping. Teaching. “Hurry up and get better, and we’ll see.” 

Sanji groaned, rolling his eyes even as he chuckled. “You’re gonna kick my ass, aren’t you.”

Maybe. But even more than that… He thought about how Sanji had held his hand over the knife, patient but not condescending even though he could have been, the skin of his wrist cool against Zoro’s forearm. The look on his he face as he did what he loved and the way it had made something warm bloom behind Zoro’s sternum. The swordsman let his teeth peek in a lazy grin as his chin tipped up; an entire challenge. Half of the bite. “We’ll see.”

fin.

#zosan #zosan fanfic #one piece zosan #op zosan #zoro x sanji #mirepoix was one of the first things i learned to cook this was so nostalgic #also zoro’s less repressed than i expected wowwwwwww #ronoroa zoro #one piece zoro #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #ask box #ino’s ask box

[pononoin]

i think the other anon meant you were unknowingly being antisemitic by making art portraying Kyle as trans (meaning he used to be a girl); and in Jewish culture, when men are portrayed as effeminate, it’s rather very offensive.. 😬

So that anon is accusing me from antisemitism because sometimes I portrayed Kyle as a trans man and that’s makes him effeminate / a girl???

UUUUUH That’s kinda transphobic ????

#and its very fucked up that trans guys cant express their selves as they want because that’s makes him -less masculine- or whatever #what the fuck #finn’s epic ask box

[originalartblog]

So can ada Chuuya and Dazai even touch each other any more. Like ada Chuuya’s ability is now amplification and Dazai’s nullification which lead to them creating a singularity if they touch right?

My boring answer is that No Longer Human cancels out any ability it comes in contact with, and wins, no exception. So Dazai touching Chuuya would just cancel his ability before it takes effect, preventing any funny reaction. No ability can affect Dazai after all.

After that there's the question of how this new ability works. I was thinking "always active" to match NLH, but it's true that the kid in the video seemed to activate it on demand. It's hard to say what the lab had done with him at that point though.

In any case, Chuuya keeps the gloves on because his ability works through touch, so it's easier to get used to it + not activate it by reflex during a fight and cause more chaos if he needs to take off the gloves first.

This isn't near the first ask or comment I have received about this specific topic, so if you have ideas for a fun singularity that could happen here, don't be shy! Let's all explore this together bring your ideas to the table

otherwise I said it before but the funny answer is that if Dazai touches Chuuya while he's using his ability they are subjected to the equivalent of a static shock and both start yelling and complaining about it

#would it be more fun if chuuya could still do the gravity thing willingly by using his ability on himself? a lot less powerful though #like it's harder to use since he's technically cheating and he could maybe like #hit harder but not float for example #lift boxes more easily but not return bullets #hm #ask answered #ada!chuuya #ada!skk #not art

[dennisboobs]

just found out my local library does indeed have sunny seasons 8-10 on dvd so i guess i'm ripping that shit tomorrow

i mean what. legally watching. legally playing them in my legal dvd drive. you will not see the efforts of this endeavor online in any way shape or form and definitely not find the bonus features uploaded to my internet archive at any point.

#ada speaks #hoping theyre not scratched to shit #very very excited to see the season 10 dvd in person it's a thing of beauty #they have up to 14 on dvd but no bonus features and i have 11 and it's like. just. trash. like there is no reason to own anything after 8 #does anyone really want bonus feature-less 480p dvd episodes of sunny #release a bluray boxed set fx i am not asking #but yes. yeah. season 9 has actual bonus features and i can rip s8's finally too #i have the s8 bluray but i cant fucking rip them bc of. various. technical issues. #screen recording works but it's not the correct fps which drives me nuts #i will always take a proper DL vs RIP even if its 480p vs 1080p

[friendlyengie]

Woof. That’s uhhh. Big number.

#Thinking about clearing out my ask box just to clear my head #I wanna take requests but I know I won’t be able to when there’s already so many resting to rot in here #if I haven’t responded to your ask I am so sorry! My brain is so small and I am easily overwhelmed by things I should not be! #I will try to keep some of the ones that I can answer… I think if I just Let Myself be ok with Not having art for every ask. #Then I will Hoard Asks Less. #but I need. To give my brain a hard reset. U know.

[genderkoolaid]

Have you seen the people on Twitter making 50 thousand look Tweet threads about how being altersex “fetishizes” being intersex 😭 God forbid you don’t want a traditional transition

I haven't seen those specifically because I rarely use Twitter but I know what you're talking about lmao

For one it shouldn't matter whether or not someone wants to transition for a fetish. But also the way people think that "no one could possibly want non-traditional genitalia for Good and Pure reasons, it's a curse you most be born with" is good for intersex people. Hell intersex people CAN BE ALTERSEX, especially people who want to return to genitalia they had at birth that was changed against their will as infants. There absolutely are intersexist altersex people but to call an entire group fetishizers for simply having genital dysphoria/euphoria is so unhelpful to intersex people. Like there are far bigger issues than salmacians just existing (also, people can work on unlearning intersexism, whereas these people want salmacians to either stop existing/be dysphoric forever because of their discourse-poisoned idea of what "fetishization" means)

It's also fucked up because I know that a LOT of salmacians felt guilty for years for wanting a salmacians body because it is so heavily sexualized, and the only place they ever saw it was in porn. r/salmacian has a ton of posts from people saying "I thought I was a weird freak for wanting this & that it could only exist in hentai but now I realize it's actually normal and attainable". It's so deeply fucked up to shame people away from transition that could radically improve their life for some bullshit identity politic "activism".

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the idea that non-traditional genitalia is not only natural, but can be desirable to possess, is only good for intersex people. The idea that non-traditional genitalia can ONLY be for people who were born with it is just. stupid. It creates this vibe that it's like, a burden you must carry rather than something you can choose to have or keep because it's normal and can be just as nice as traditional genitalia. Intersex people and altersex people can and should be friends & allies.

#& this issue tends 2 focus on salmacians and less on like #agenital or xenogenital people #also I imagine there's overlap in terms of discrimination between intersex ppl w non-trad genitalia & post-op salmacians #so i don't see why we are seen as opposite sides when there are very clear reasons why our fights are intertwined #m. #ask box #salmacian

[skaziver]

u should draw more broadway squip cuz hes my squsband & squexy <3 /lh

guy ever

#bmc #be more chill #the squip #squip #i wanna draw it scarier and less young looking but ive been severely art blocked for like the past month so here #ask box #my art

[change-linguistics]

Do you have some funny goblin headcannons? Bc I love the green cats (like a pet) they be the skrunkly ajajkekwjwsjjw they are absolute brainrot for me rn

Ettuaurzhdugdr6dgic 😭😭

Hello, honestly I don't know if my headcanons about the ToA goblins are funny or not but they are as follows;

They're totally capable of speaking trollish and english (and other languages) but simply chose not to out of spite because everyone is so shit to them.

Unionised.

They are the product of what happens when magic meets slimemould, which is how they stay together in A Shape despite not having any bones and basically being muppets filled with upsettingly viscous organic materials.

They reproduce asexually, you know that green gloopy mess they're seen in on the ceilings in the show? That's how they replenish their numbers every day, and why they look like clones of each other, because they essentially are. They hang onto the ceiling, liquefy, glorp around for a bit and divide each cell, regrouping into new bodies when they're done.

Note that little to none of this is canonical to the franchise, just a small group of theories about how they work based on my interpretation of how they're presented.

#tales of arcadia #goblins #headcanons #I always forget this blog still exists until someone randomly sends me an ask and I'm like #oh yeah #my secret box of (uncompleted wip) shame DOES exist and has been seen by dozens if not hundreds of people #even if it's been in hiatus for the last few years more or less #to the other ask that's apparently been in my inbox for a year... I live in eternal shame

[lumidotexe]

Wait what Schlatt vod I need context -

shhhh you dont need to know. :D

tho i may or may not be entering for a new one

#ask #my ask box is open #i hate the previous one i did i think its cringe #but this one might be less(?) cringe #actually nvm the thumbnail says it all

[dervampireprince]

to the anon who just sent me two asks. i am not publishing them so i am addressing you here. stop. yes you are crossing a line. yes you are making me uncomfortable. i didn't ask for help or advise. i am very uncomfortable with being given unsolicited advise. you do not know me. you do not know my situation. doesn't matter what i've shared about myself online, you don't know me. do not come into my ask box to offer me serious life advise. if this happens again i'll just not share anything anymore. do not assume things about my life, or assume worse things about my life than what i've shared. i'm not a fictional character, nor your friend. you do not know me. no matter what i share about me or my personal life, you do not know me nor do you know the details or everything that's going on in my personal life. i do not share most of my personal life because it's personal and private.

i'm sure in your mind you had good intentions, but that was so incredibly inappropriate.

#i feel so gross now #i know people getting parasocial is just a risk of being online but guys really? #the vampire vents #this sort of behaviour makes me want to close my ask box. #i feel so gross #wish i hadnt opened the askbox right before bed #going to be sharing less of me going forwards #or i'll keep it to twitch and not talk about it over here since i feel like i cant trust you guys

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"

#both change on a daily basis #gender depends on vibes. weather. A Cool Art Piece I Saw On Tumblr. a dream i had the night prior. what im doing at the moment. song playin #i use & prefer they/them but really anything is free game For The Bit. i am willing to play pretend and try on different hats! #orientation depends on who im looking at in the moment. like i consistently surprise myself with who i do/dont find attractive #it also happens.... less than id expect. but when it does happen its a very strong Ohhhhhh. Ohoho Hi Heyyyy<3 moment #BUT OH ITS SO FUN TO BE UNLABELABLE #thats not a word! except yes it is! #i take the boxes people try to put me in. i make a sickass fort outta them & add blankets and pillows & paint #there is a drawbridge and a moat. and origami dragons! #its so so fun #but also very annoying on the rare occasion im asked what i am #like! fuck if i know! this is my first time being alive! its none of my business! i have bigger omelets to burn! #its like.... #'are you gay' yes but also no 'are you a lesbian' yes but also no 'are you bi' yes but also no 'are you-' Yes But Also No. #again: wildcard. #absolutely unprompted #its like... oh man if i wasnt so squeamish about syringes i could make my gender Soooo Me <3 #bc i want a deeper voice but i like my body how it is. mostly. its literally just my voice that i dont like #& facial hair would be nice but also do i want to deal with the hassle that is shaving. no i do not <3 #still i cherish the two hairs i have on my chin. theyre so neat #i wish skirts were comfortable. i need a better eyeliner pen. i need more tank tops and a good binder. i want to confuse people #and then like... women with deep voices and men who're all dolled up and ambiguous folks who are so visibly queer- #there is so much to love everywhere and i do not care for the generally excepted/used fences people keep putting up #im ripping up their signs and kicking over the fences. Let Us Roam Free Range #shoutout to all my fellow Idk What The Fuck I Am And I Like It That Way homies. we're so funky #and you're So fucking valid. you don't need a label and you don't need a description. you are so so so awesome and rad as hell