#AND THEN!!!! THEN!!! NOT ONE BUT T W O TWO TWO T W O OF MY CHILDREN

[tobybestupid]

König NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare

König knows he's big, he knows he can be alot while intercourse. So he treats you like an actual goddess/god, he gives you pillows, food, cleans you off, etc.

B = Body part

His favorite body part on himself is his fingers so he can shove them in your mouth<3

C = Cum

He absolutely loves to cum in you, hates having to pull out of you.

D = Dirty Secret

He eventually tells you everything, he hates keeping secrets from you.

E = Experience

DILF könig is a sex god idgaf what you say, younger könig doesn't really know what he's doing.

F = Favourite Position

Basic ass man, missionary and doggy

G = Goofy

He's in the middle, he can be a little giggly.

H = Hair

Tbh I think it'd be canon that he's a hairy ass man and hates shaving, so he isn't really shaved but I feel like he'd hair darker colored hair downstairs.

I = Intimacy

He's not nervous, but more of just quiet.

J = Jack Off

I'd say könig isn't really a man that enjoys sex, would prefer taking you out and spending time with you. So he doesn't really masturbate, will be open to you jerking him off though.

K = Kink

He's more of a basic ass vanilla dude, he doesn't really have kinks. *COUGH COUGH COUGH* BREEDING KINK *COUGH COUGH*

L = Location

Bedroom, wants you to be comfy :3

M = Motivation

Teasing, turns him on so quickly.

N = NO

Quickies

O = Oral

He loves giving you head, one of his favorite things ever.

P = Pace

He's gentle and slow, he knows that he can be alot to take at once .

Q = Quickie

Hates quickies, would rather take his time with you.

R = Risk

He's really scared to have sex in public or somebody else's house etc, he just gets nervous.

S = Stamina

He can go a long time, but he understands if you can't go as many as him.

T = Toy

He doesn't own any toys, but doesn't mind if you do :3

U = Unfair

He loves to tease you, gentle gropes throughout the day, flirting, etc.

V = Volume

I bet he pants alot, and grunts, he doesn't really make any other noises though.

W = Wild Card

He likes cuddle sex :3

X = X-Ray

Alright, he's big. Huge. König is THICK. 7-8 inches long, almost two inches thick and he gets thicker in the middle, bulbous tip fr. Large happy trail, small veins running along it.

Y = Yearning

He can last about 5 rounds, but it just matters on how long you want to go :3

Z = ZZZ

He always takes care of you before you both sleep, always cuddles you after though <3

#x reader #gn reader #könig x reader #könig cod #könig mw2 #könig #könig call of duty

[clownsuu]

I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t #Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn #Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches #One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft #I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s #Howdy pillar #Wally darling #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

[ryuuna]

tis wip previews only season :')

#ryuunart #wip #hades game #persephone #nyx #hades #this ones a two parter and has been on the cusp of being finished but... so busy :'))) #ALSO YES SHE BAGGED T W O BIG TIDDY GOTHS WHAT A LEGEND

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[lucifer-kane]

every time i see an audio drama poll with tma or malevolent on it im like. god damn you're not even giving the little guys a chance here

#no hate to tma or malev (...) but sometimes it's also kinda disheartening to see way smaller shows against those two #thinking about this bc of that 'most miserable podcast man' and quite simply ofc jon and arthur are winning they're the most popular #tho on my dash of good and smart people everyone is going WHERE IS. DAVID WARD. #i did pick dan bc i think he's right behind david for me t b h #sometimes i just wanna see a poll w/o those two on it tbh #and maybe adding wtnv characters as well as ones who shouldn't be on a poll since it's also still Big

[robsdoodlebook]

Watched the rising movie with my buddies for a second time last night and we had an amusing post-movie discussion about how barnaby gets when you take away his partner (cough boyfriend)

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#tiger and bunny #taibani #kotetsu x barnaby #kotetsu t. kaburagi #barnaby brooks jr #ryan goldsmith #i need to draw the other characters more #but i'm a little bit gay and a little obsessed with the main two. sorry for my me #barnaby is my favorite character bwaaaa #kotetsu my close second but it's like. SUCH a close second fave i cannot live w/o him either #eye strain #[that one vine voice] haha Ryaaaaaaaaaan~!

[mixelation]

Is naruto convinced that deidara is his real brother?

nah. he's old enough to understand when his parents are simply playing THE BEST PRANK OF ALL TIME

#reborn au #although i have been messing around with the idea of them having a second child #bc i see minakushi as very family oriented #but maybe it's like #minato considering the prospect of having TWO mini kushina: listen i love the both of you very much. but i am so fucking tired #meanwhile kushina is like: no no it'll be fine!!! i already decided-- one boy like me and one girl like you!!! #minato: (pained expression) i fear your genes are stronger #tori: hey you could always just steal karin #kushina: .................w h o m s t ?

[phantomdecibel]

Thinking about them <3

@teamfortresstwo @ghosty-crow I now present the wip ive mentioned to the both of you–

#two!! t w o !!!!! of my favourite ocs interacting!!!!!!!!!! oh how I love being an artist if only for this one piece……. #I’ve been meaning to draw this /forever/ XD #my art #ask me about them and I can guarantee I’ll have something to say lmao–

[frmulcahy]

How did that little article not disintegrate after two decades of being crumpled in Roy’s wallet

#like B R O #THATS TWO YEARS LESS THAN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME #DID HE LIKE MAKE FUCKING COPIES SO WHEN ONE GOT RUINED HE COULD REPLACE IT????? #T W E N T Y Y E A R S of that nagging at the back of his mind #holy s h i t #Roy I am BEGGING YOU to go to therapy #Ted lasso #Roy kent #trent crimm

[deus-ex-mona]

very sadded that no one shares my delight at chair deoxys :(

#and the arms go around you when you sit on the chair!!!!!!!!!! it’s cuteeeee!!!!!!!! #i neeeeed this thing so bad you dont even k n o w #it looks so dumb it’s adorableeeee :( but it costs a hundred bucks :((( #m a n do i need to go to the pkm centre again to find this thing… maybe pick up another goomy plushie or two while im there… #still sadded over how my mother made me put a goomy plush back on the shelf bc i had just won another one in a crane machine :( #they’re n o t the sameeeeeeee there are differences!!!! every goomy plush is a unique plush!!!!!! #though. speaking of goomy… i have the sudden need to sew myself a goomy hoodie (<-can’t sew) ueeeeeee maybe next year ig… #but i think it’d make for a cute oversized dress-like hoodie if it worked out??? #like the tail end of it could droop a little to represent its little tail… plus the four squishable horn things that could go on the hood… #m. maybe i could do a mockup of it and force my lxl nuis to model it for me first lol. i could measure my smaller plush for the sizes and— #h m. i think i have a ✨problem✨

[theonemajesty]

episode 804:

“the sea is broad! you’ll definitely meet kind people some day!”

“the sea is vast, so someday, definitely, you’ll come across friends who will protect you!”

eiichiro oda i am in your fucking walls you rat BASTARD

#oda you can’t— YOU CANNOT THROW THAT AT ME ODA!! #T W I C E?? IN TWO DIFFERENT HORRIFIC BACKSTORIES???? i hate this fuckin shit man #i’m g o i n g to kill myself ACTUALLY #i can already fuckin tell yall. i will never watch this arc a fucking gain #one piece #maj watches one piece #whole cake island #enies lobby #black leg sanji #nico robin #vinsmoke reiju #jaguar d. saul

[killjoy-prince]

Manga haul from yesterday

#prince's talk tag #i promise this wont be an every week thing #i went back to the city yesterday to buy a beloved game from my childhood and decided to hit up the bookstores again #i said i wouldnt go overboard but mission failed lolol #i was happy to find the second volume of t/okyo m/ew m/ew o/mnibus bc i couldnt find it anywhere #and im really enjoying w/itch h/at a/telier in both art and story so i decided to collect it #i wasnt gonna get w/ot/akoi but 1) i found out the english version combines two volumes into one so its only 6 volumes long #and 2) the 6th volume cover was an exclusive at the bookstore i got it from (which was kinokuniya) #and comparing it to the regular cover i thought the exclusive was cuter so i decided why not #i also got more volumes of b/lue f/lag but the thing is i got those volumes from barnes and noble #and the thing about the bnn i went to is to prevent people stealing them they put security stickers in the book #but sometimes they put them over panels or worse a page of black ink #so taking off the sticker is easy but it does take some of the pigment off and it annoys me #like i get it but you're kinda ruining the book #the miku book is an artbook of Kei's art and i had to get it bc i love his miku artwork #seeing them in thr p/roject d/iva makes me happy #its 95% miku and 5% the rest of thr cryptonloids which makes sense bc the book IS called mikulife #but yea imma cool it with purchases now #im getting a book shelf tomorrow so i can finally put them away instead of having them on my dresser

[lesbonoi]

actually that really was driving me insane where the fuck was optimus at ALL why did bee never contact him or megs or elita or arcee or anyone AT ALL. LIKE ?? GHOST KNOWS BEE IS OUT THERE NOW WE DONT SEE OPTIMUS SAYING ANYTHING ABT THAT??????

#earthspark spoilers #like not even in a wahhh i love oppymus way im kinda eh on this op so far but like. he was rhe one who brought bee out of hiding w/o telling #ghost about it. staring di #rectly at the writers #also they keep just vaguely going not all decepticons are bad but what does decepticon MEAN here. what was megatron trying to Do in the firs #t place. #like ok megatron saw the war was destriying his people and onviously something happebed to make optimus trust him enough to THROW HIM THE FU #FUCKING ALLSPARK??? also the human charas feel so Non Characters but theyre human charas in tf they cant all be sari sumdac #i think earthspark is at its best with the ‘learning abt themselves and how to be a transformer’ stuff #it feels a little bit like they pitchhed two shows one like a slice of life earth transfomrers show abd one a darker post war bots trapped #on earth thing and hasbro went MASH EM UP

[lazarish]

Vespertine: “You really haven’t guessed?”

#ts4 #ts4 storytelling #berry sweet sims #sims story #laby #laby gen3 #TWO YEARS #T W O Y E A R S #I HAVE HELD ONTO THIS #AND I ONLY EVER TOLD ONE PERSON

[seokmatthewz]

never before have i wished to be one of those weirdos who is obsessed with the world wars and knows every fact abt them but man it would really help me with the exam i have in 3 hours

#i read anything abt ww1 and it goes in one ear and out the other #this exam has TWO essay questions on it. i have to write T W O E S S A Y S #i cant think of any points to make for the second essay question. prof what the FUCK #icb this is a first year course this exam is so deeply irritating #iri.txt #thank god this is a full year course so this exam isnt worth like 40% of my grade. but dear god

[shannonswizzies]

Rant ahead

#okay so #I teach pre-k just so everyone knows before I go on my thing #so I have the oldest class right the 4/5 year olds YKNOW #and our youngest are little 2 and a half year olds so I GOT BABY BABIES #okay so we had our field trip to the pumpkin patch which we do every year without a hitch #this year we had A T O N more parents wanting to go which fine #like 5 in my class alone #so my NEWEST BEEF WITH PARENTS #if you are going on a field trip with your YOUNG CHILDREN TO A VERY PUBLIC AND PACKED PLACE #p l e a s e dear god either take them or let me watch them #PICK ONE JUST PIC K AN OPTION I AM SO USED TO WATCHING THEM I PROMISE YOU I DO NOT ACTUALLY NEEED YOU #but doing that back and forth BULLSHIT WHILE I HAVE 15 OTHER CHILDREN IS NOT THE MOVE #because I am now my headcount is all over and now I have 5 children who I don’t FUCKING KNOW IF THEYRE WITH ME OR NOT #AND THEN!!!! THEN!!! NOT ONE BUT T W O TWO TWO T W O OF MY CHILDREN #T W O OF THEM BEGAN WONDERING OFF like I need you guys to understand this is a huge farm/cornfield/pumpkin patch BIG PLACE #wander WHATEVER IM NOT FIXING IT #NOT A PARENT IN SIGHT SO I T O O K THEM #only to have their parents COEM TO ME A WHOLE 15/20 MINUTES LATER BEING LIEK ‘oh sorry I got distracted’ #then give me attitude when I’m like ‘they’re just a part of my headcount now’ like STAY WITH THE GROUP NOW #I’m not risking losing a little child #keep in mind this is with MY class #the little guys ONE OF THE DAD’S WHOLE ASS LOST HIS CHILD CAME PNICKING OVER FOUND HIM S O B B I N G AND HE WENT TO THE TRACHER FIRST #anyways #pick one #I really honestly truly am so used and OKAY with having all my class because they are little Angel babies for me #(and yes I got many compliments on how polite and sweet my littles are from the staff thank u one of the best behaved groups THANK YOU) #I lost my train of thought #pls if you come on a field trip just stay with the group or don’t #pick a side choose a side I don’t c a r e what side you choose PICK ONE