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fabled-lady-twilla · 12 days

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Hi, I'm Twilla and I'm currently in the process of writing a ShigaDeku Dystopia/Soulmate AU fic that no one, and I mean literally NO ONE, asked for! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why do I always join fandoms late and why do I always somehow end up loving/shipping the rarepairs in fandoms that barely anyone likes or wants to read about lmao? 🥺👉👈

I just finished reading the latest manga chapter, watched all six seasons, and binged all three movies. I am absolutely BURSTING with ideas of where I want this story to go. I want to at least post the first chapter by the time ShigaDeku Week 2024 is here next month. :)

In my fic timeline, the MHA canon story line doesn't happen until Class 1-A's third year, and since my story is set six years after their graduation, most of the main characters are in their mid to late twenties. My story starts after the Quirk Affliction, a strange illness that begins killing off Quirk-users all around to world, resulting in a massive a death toll that causes civilized society to collapse.

Anyways, here's the general synopsis:

The Final War was over before it had even begun. With the onset of the Quirk Affliction, a mysterious illness that disproportionately targeted the Quirks of heroes over the Quirks of villains, the world was left defenseless as it plunged into a new era of chaos and devastation.

It’s been six years since the onset of the Affliction and the death of All Might. Six years since the world’s heroes, and the society they desperately fought to protect, crumbled into dust in Shigaraki Tomura’s hands.

From the ashes of this destruction, Japan’s new regime was born. The country was split into three territories, each with its own Grand Commander, united in nothing save for one singular rule: life for those who submit, and death for those who do not.

As Grand Commander of the largest and most plentiful of Japan’s territories, Shigaraki has lived the last six years reaping the fruits of his labors and taking pride in helping his Sensei accomplish his dream. But as of late, Tomura has been having strange dreams of his own: hazy memories of an abandoned park, of blooming wisteria trees, of laughter and freckles and forest green eyes.

Midoriya Izuku, now Quirkless due to the Affliction, has not stopped his pursuit of helping others, despite the world — and everything in it — turning itself upside down. Izuku dreams of a brighter future, and strangely enough, dreams of his long-lost childhood friend, Shimura Tenko.

The same Tenko that Izuku had unknowingly befriended as a young boy. The same Tenko who’d stopped him from jumping off the rooftop all those years ago. The same Tenko that, Izuku realized with horror, was now the monster known as Shigaraki Tomura.

Unfortunately, Izuku learns all too late that having a Soulbond with the King of Villains comes with a heavy cost. Shigaraki seems hell-bent on keeping Izuku as close to him as possible, believing Izuku to be his Soulmate, and thus, Shigaraki’s only true weakness, stirring up an ill-fated romance that neither has prepared themselves for.

As a new calamity encroaches upon them in the form of a mad man attempting to become a god, the heroes and villains must find a way to work together and solve the mystery of the Affliction before it destroys the world and everything they hold dear.

✨ P l e a s e ✨ let me know if you're interested in hearing about this by either, liking, reblogging, or sending me a PM. I'm working really hard to get the first chapter of this out by ShigaDeku Week 2024 in May!

Thank you so much for reading. 💚💚💚

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years

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Horror Villains And: Period Sex

oh that is the perfect gif I totally forgot all about it but oh boy. thanks billy for your service to this blog.

Warnings: Obviously, menstruation, blood, and smut. I’m dealing with a particularly uncomfortable period (for me at least) and just want some e m p a t h y about it.

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Who LOVES it:

Freddy Krueger: ABSO-MOTHER FUCKING-LUTELY. It’s a struggle to keep his hands off you (on a normal day) during your period. He can smell it.

Kieran Wilcox: yes please mommy, he’s waiting.

Luda Mae Hewitt: This is her secret kink.

Michael Myers: B l o o d p l a y? Any kind of bloodplay, Michael is into it. If you weren’t already bleeding, he would probably make you bleed, with his (Actual) knife.

Mickey Altieri: Bring it. Jesus christ, Mickey thinks its so hot. Getting his cock or his fingers coated in your slick and your blood (Seeing the string consistency between his fingers), seeing you in a total mess from your period and being fucked to oblivion? Oh yes.

Midnight Man: He just likes it. I dunno. I don’t have a logical reason, extension or explanation of my vibes here but I am getting them from him.

Patrick Bateman: Oh my god it is his favourite kind of sex. Yes yes yes. Please please please. He marks your cycle in his calendar, with special notes about flow and mood. Soon enough he’s figured out your whole period every week and knows exactly when the iron is hot enough to strike. Any w h e r e, any t i m e .

Both Pennywise’: Ooooh, watch their eyes glow and their hair get more luscious when you tell them. Their teeth get sharper and the whites of their eyes get whiter- they’re horny as fuck now. Be a good sport and give them a lil taste, won’t you? A smell at least? That, or have them trailing you like lost puppies for the rest of the week, and curling up to/around you as tightly as possible when you’re sleeping.

The Clown / Jeffrey Hawk / Kenneth Chase: Where else could he possibly go on this post, honestly.

The Man (Hush): Yep. He’s favourite time of month.

Who is like ‘a b s o l u t e l y n o t’:

Jerry Dandridge: Do I really need to comment? I mean, he can control himself being around you on your period, but you cannot let that blood smell hit the open air. Your controlled, classy vampire bf will disappear in an instant and will be replaced with… well, Evil.

Yeah no thanks:

Debbie Loomis: She’s not vehemently against it, but still… nah? Thanks for the offer tho. And it won’t happen when she’s on her period either, c e r t a I n l y not. Don’t even touch her when she’s on her period, jesus christ.

Jennifer Check: Yeah she just got a new manicure. Over her dead body will you stain her new French tips with your coochie blood. And if she puts her mouth down there, it might excited t o o much if you get what I mean and you will become a real snack.

Is indifferent towards it:

Bo Sinclair: You’re sure into him durin’ this time o’ month, aren’t you? Eh… whatever. Hop on. He’s happy to help his partner, especially if its in such a gratifying way! I mean he won’t buy you any fucking pads but he will do this and there’s Bo as a boyfriend for you.

Chucky / Charles Lee Ray: I mean sure? Blood doesn’t scare him and it is, in fact, a turn on for him of course so sure. Plus, you’re less likely to get pregnant at this time, which is great! Doesn’t see what the big deal is, here. (Although, weirdly, I see past Chucky from Curse to be very much in the next category)

Inkubus: It’s not even a big d e a l, man, its cool. He likes all kinds of sex. Go wild.

Jason Voorhees: Jason is basically ace in the way he conducts himself on a general basis but if it tuned out that he was interested in sex and/or was willing to do it with you, then some blood leaking out of your private parts because of some natural causes is not going to change his mind. Is this not normal??

Jedidiah Sawyer: ???Alright??? He wears a mask made of skin, your natural bodily functions are not going to scare him away. Besides, the knowledge that it could lessen menstrual pain for you is a nice bonus. He’s gotta take care of his family.

Roman Bridger: It’s really not a big deal to him. We’ll just put down a darker sheet, or some plastic. You both need this sometimes (Him for emotional support when he’s stressed, and you of course cuz you’re on your damn period) and a bit of blood is certainly not a deal breaker. Besides, he finds the easy thrusting to be nice and comfortable. Preferred sometimes, actually. Just some nice, lazy, relieving sex with your director boyfriend.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt: A little bit a’ blood aint gonna turn me off, sugar. Don’t you worry bout that.

The Djinn: See Inkubus. Except, our dear Wishmaster is so much more of a tease about this.

Is enthusiastic when they learn that orgasms lessen period pain:

Bubba Sawyer: He doesn’t care about exposure to blood, obviously, and he doesn’t see it as gross at all but he was still concerned about whether that was safe during your… monthly thing… but once he found out that it could help you with cramps he got on board immediately! ^^

Lester Sinclair: Oh boy, well okay then, let’s give this a go then!!

Mayor Buckman: He knows the drill; Boone gets terrible cramps. Don’t worry, he’s got you.

Pamela Voorhees: Oh of course she’ll help you out when you’re hurting ^^

Stuart Lloyd: Well… don’t get him wrong, for sure there is the part where it helps you in a seriously uncomfortable time… but then there is also the fact that he is a lil bit of a secret freak and menstrual care is a good excuse for him. (So he also belongs in the first category ^^)

The Deathslinger / Caleb Quinn: Blood doesn’t bother him, and if it’ll give you a hand with yer monthly problem then you just need to ask him. You’ll be on the bench in the saloon with your thighs spread without a second thought, like asking for a glass of water. (Except of course Caleb’s a lot more hands on about the whole thing of course (; ) He’s happy to help.

The Huntress / Anna: Oh!! Really?? It’ll help? Okay, then, sunflower. Remove your pants. Let’s go !!

Vincent Sinclair: He’s just very supportive and helpful through all areas of your period. He doesn’t understand, but he can still be sympathetic and help the way you say would be good ^^

Is curious and will try:

Billy Loomis: Is really curious and excited to try it. I mean, he likes blood? He likes sex? And this is both those things?? Fun lubricant, yay.

Chop Top Sawyer: And when I say that he’ll try and I REALLY MEAN IT, MAN. Like, go big or go home. He’s going to eat you out at this time and he’ll end up really enjoying it. Buckle up babes, you’ve awoken something buried pretty damn s h a l l o w l y inside him.

Granny Boone: Similar to Chop Top except with him, you had to tell him you were on your period and all so it would be different and all, while with Boone she was the one sniffing it out and *cough* hunting you approaching you about trying it.

Jill Roberts: For the same reasons as Billy. Plus, she wants to be able to say ‘well I did it for you- you have to do it for me.’

Leslie Vernon: I mean, he’ll give anything a shot once. What’s the harm?

Piper Shaw: Same as Jill.

Stu Macher: Super enthusiastic to try!! XDD Just, like, dyed lube- right?

Is c a u t i o u s:

Carrie White: … periods have always been difficult for her… But she’s willing to give it a try as long as you’re willing to return the favour! ^^

Thomas Hewitt: Tell him, if whatever he does hurts you. He is very serious about this. He wants you to feel better, but he doesn’t really know this works and does not want you hurting in his vein attempt at making you feel better. So, please. Tell him how you’re feeling. He’ll get really good at making your cramps and discomfort go away.

They may take some convincing:

Drayton Sawyer: I mean, he’s of course not afraid of some blood but… uh… Well, I mean, he doesn’t really have a big, or even moderate sex drive in the first place so any sex of any kind takes some warming up to. Maybe if the stars aline and you catch him on a good day. Otherwise, he tells you to just suck it up.

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leviachaan · 4 years

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would ask for a matchup but i decided to go w/ a headcannon request. how would the brothers or undateables (whichever you’re more experienced at writing ^^) react to MC taking them to ikea? apparently the furniture names are like demon summoning rituals if you try to pronounce them. 👀

//This is honestly so amusing to imagine siajdjks we need to somehow bring them all to IKEA for real

Lucifer 🎲

"MC, stay close to me so you don't get lost. It could be dangerous in this labyrinth" "Lucifer, honey, this is a furniture store" "oh"

You cannot change my mind that this man would be staring at the most gothic yet elegant pieces of furniture ever (I thought of lamps for some reason)

His eyes would be constantly glued on you. You never know what could come out from under those beds, MC.

He would do his best to stifle a laugh from your poor attempt of pronouncing a word.

"Take your time" remarks here and there to piss you off Lucifer you little shit

MC: "These words feel like I'm summoning a demon"

Lucifer: "????? excUSE-"

He ends up buying the gothic lamp. Another addition to his dungeon looking bedroom.

After his fascination for the lamp is over, he would mostly be focused on you and your cute little outbursts of excitement over random things.

"Lucifer, look at all those candles! Don't they look great??" "Of course, my dear"

Your room would be 90% candles the next morning.

And a matching lamp

Mammon💴

For the love of Diavolo

Don't. Leave. Him. Alone.

He will steal buy everything that he finds on his way the second you turn your head away.

The whole building is like a Mammon harem. He needs to buy everything. He needs it, MC.

"How many bucks if I fit this whole table in my pockets" "maMMON NO-"

You bet he would find a way to piss the employees off to the point you two would have to run and hide inside one of the closets.

"Y-you sure must be feeling grateful to be stuck with someone like me inside a closet, human" "Mammon, I swear to everything holy-"

The whole walk would be you having to babysit Mammon and sweet talk him out of buying every object in the bloody building and him criticising stuff.

Mammon: "Who would even buy a bed like that?"

MC: "I like that bed"

Mammon: "I love that bed"

He would end up getting lost and you would have to ask one of the employees to help you search for him.

"Sir, please follow me, your guardian is looking for you"

Leviathan 🐍

It would take l o t s and l o t s of convincing to even bring him out of his room. You had to promise him two nights of TSL binge watching as compensation.

Why go there when we can enjoy the online IKEA simulator?

Would 1000% stick to you like a lost puppy. He's not used to being outside and in such a huge building, please don't leave him alone.

He would shyly hold the hem of your shirt for comfort (would try to hold your hand as well, but if you mentioned it he would be like "ROTF how did my hand get there? LOL!"

At some point he saw you staring at a love seat.

MC, please no

You: >:)

MC, NO

You ended up pulling him down with you on the love seat. Congrats! You broke Leviathan!

He would bury his face inside his shirt like an ostrich, anything to avoid you seeing the ridiculously prominent blush on his face.

He felt pride swelling in him though once people looked at you sitting on the love seat together.

"They are mine. Take that, normies"

Satan📖

He would s p r i n t to every vintage bookcase that caught his eye.

Probably the only one of the brothers to actually look at the furniture.

You would turn away for 0.1 seconds and you would find him sitting on one of the chairs for display already having read 3 of the books meant for props.

"Dear, do you know where an employee is? I want to borrow this book-"

Will definitely try to buy the book

It was an accident, but you got really excited by a small plant and wandered around, leaving Satan behind as a result.

Needless to say, you would find him soon enough as he would be punching through every fake door in his way and yeeting chairs to the Gods thinking that someone kidnapped you.

"DID YOU TAKE THEM???" *insert terrified employee*

You would have to literally tackle him to prevent him from murdering everyone on sight.

You would have to explain his demon form to everyone as part of a Halloween themed party

Even if it's August

Asmodeus👛

If you think this man would do anything else but stare at the mirrors, you are wrong.

"Darling, look how amazing this mirror looks! Oh wait, it's just me~"

If you are interested in actually buying something, he's your demon.

People would actually ask him things, because they would think he works there.

You are in for a 2 hour long presentation for the reasons the pale pink chair fits the shade of your bedroom wall more than the pastel orange one.

He would insist on you two taking pictures in front of absolutely every mirror on display.

He maintains that he did it because he wants to decide which one to get later back at home, but in reality he really wants his phone to be full of pictures of you.

You are the most beautiful thing in his eyes and he wants to stare at you all the time 💖

Beelzebub🍔

Food detected

This hungry boi would locate the cafeteria as soon as you two stepped inside the building.

MC: "We could eat lunch here! But it takes a while to get to the cafeteria and to find it-"

Beel: "Found it "

He's really hungry, but he doesn't want to ruin your date so he will follow you around everywhere you go and patiently wait for you to say it's time to eat.

Poor boi will feel his heart pounding louder than his stomach once you show him a small hamburger plushie with a smile on it and told him it reminds you of him.

MC: "It's cute, just like you!" Beel: 🥺

He bought the plushie and is now officially sleeping with it every night and if anyone dares to touch it, he will eat their hands.

He has to hold back from eating it, but it reminds him of you and he holds it close to his chest every night so he won't have nightmares.

His smile could beat heaven itself once you two sit to eat.

Belphegor 💤

You thought persuading Levi was hard? Take a look at this fool.

You would have to literally b e g this damn cow to get out of his bed and come with you.

You promised him cuddles and naps when you come back so you better stick to your word.

As soon as he locates the beds, you are done.

Not even the three realms together could make this man stand back up.

MC: "Belphie, please, get up"

Belphie: "Make me"

Fun fact: you couldn't make him.

This demon grabbed your hand and pulled you down on the bed with him.

He clang to you like a koala and wouldn't let go no matter what.

You would softly try to remind him that there are people watching.

He would straight up growl at anyone that looked at you or tried to make you two get up.

You were eventually kicked out and Belphie couldn't be happier.

Time to go home and cuddle you.

Diavolo 👑

"So this is how humans spend their time! So intriguing!"

He would act like an excited puppy the whole time. Yes, this man is the prince of hell.

He would be thrilled by e v e r y t h i n g and I mean e v e r y t h i n g.

You two would end up playing hide and seek and he would easily find you every time.

He's a demon, he can smell your scent from 1 kilometer away. That's the only reason he would let you roam around like that without being worried about your well-being.

He can't really hide from you either considering how tall and buff he is.

You would pretend not to see him so you could see that beautiful grin on his face thinking that he hid well. Protect him.

Mentally writes down anything you seem to like so he can buy it for you.

He wants you to feel safe and accepted in the Devildom so he will get you anything he can to make you feel like home 🥺

You wake up the next day with your room fully redecorated and a heartwarming letter from Diavolo thanking you for taking him with you and him hoping you had fun as well with a small smily face at the end.

I'm weak for this man

This took me a while to write, but it was so fun! I hope you enjoyed it! I will try to practise more on writing for Simeon and Solomon and make sure to write about them too next time! Thank you for the request 💖

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo

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aw-eather · 4 years

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Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire

Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go.

I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :)

This go very long so I hope it posts properly.

Ooooh mysterious tank

I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go

Don’t trust this guy

JACK

YOU’RE ALL WET JACK

Is he?

Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake...

You see, the year is now.............. 2077

CREDITS

Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy

End credits

TERYL ROTHERY

honestly that device looks very Star Trek

Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke

Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all

Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up

thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either

“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight

Wizard of Oz reference

38 teams is a lot of teams

MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE

DON’T TRUST HIM JACK

General whats his face just dropped something on the ground

STARGATE

Jack is handsome

Me: I’m gay

Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha

Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years

Tok’ra mind probe

Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??

Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”

So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack.

NOX

I LOVE THE NOX

WHAT CUTIES

look at them, they’re so sweet

Jack stop thinking and showing them shit

Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them

LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS

Thats a big ship

This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good

Why don’t we meet the Furlings?

I wanna meet them

They sound fluffy

I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute

Kathrine! You’re great girly

“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*

Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea

Yeah let him rest stop bullying him

purple goop

stop the pruple goop Jack

purple goop is never a good thing

Oh look... ANOTHER tank

DANNY BOY

Please cover your nipples

I don’t wanna see your man nipples

A third tank... funny that

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM

Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead

LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM

Get these people some clothes

leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude

Blanket looks like a mat tbh

BRATAC

SKARRA

Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE

He has a SHIELD Jack

FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS

HATHOR

I love Hathor hosts

She’s great honestly

Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best

RIP Hathor

No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD

Teal’c

JANET

ah yes, unusual

Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much

THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!

janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise

Are they tho?

Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y

Well he will leave

Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart

That zoom in on the patch is nice

YES JACK STOP THE GOOP

Nice kick!

BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU

AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE

AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET

#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit

Like... he looks sooooo good

God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today

But seriously can he dress like that more often?

Go get ya girl, Jack!

Oh look... not the SGC

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED

Serpant and Horus guards! :O

STOP THINKING BABE

THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU

SAAAAAAAAAM

BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL

O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT

SHOULDER TOUCHING

SHOULDER RUBBING

SHOULDER TOUCHING

SHE IS TOUCHING HIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER

STARING AT HER NAKED BACK

TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK

HE IS SO IN TROUBLE

HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH

I MEAN SAME

she also looks good but like he looks better???

GRABBING

WALL HOLDING

HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS

PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN

COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING

THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER

DEAR GOD

sorry I’ll stop with the caps

I just physically cannot with those two

i love them so much

and i hate how they were treatd

Hathor you idiot,

SUANNE

LOL Jack

Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great

Rude Jack

lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick

uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-

ACK SNAKE

I hate them the same way Jack does tbh

they make me squirm

Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait...

sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute...

Alright! On to Into the Fire!

DAVIS

MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU

MY FAVOURITE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE

Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S

CREDITS

I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1

How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!

I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind.

I love Hammond

MARTIN WOOD :O

He is a great director

Ew snake

Jack still looks fucking good

Jack now is not the time for sass

Give it to Daniel. No one cares

Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”

Of course it wants Jack

Poor Jack

Why is it always him??

You tried, buddy

Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED

TEAL’C

BRATAC

Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain

Poor Jack

Hathor fuck off

What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD

oh gross

i hate it

I hate it so much

ugh the chills I currently have

Suanne Baun is super pretty though

YAS TOK’RA LADY

WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU

Another Wizard of Oz reference

Sorry Daniel looks so bad

its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe

Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*

Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3

YAS GIRL

NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady

Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol

Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam

Yeah they are Teal’c.

Dead and false and dead... or is he???

Hand dance

Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot

oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign

And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again

Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool

Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy

I’m sick of your army already, Hathor

OOOOH a barrier

Hammond is awaiting

Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME

Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”

6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend

The president can suck a rotten potatoe

Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times

Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE

GO SAM

SAVE THE DAY

BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST

Hammond visiting Chulak

because he’s an angel baby

and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.

Yas Teal’c, spill that tea

I will join you, bb

Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe

and he needs your help cause Davis said No.

HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT

Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down

Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband.

Poor Tok’ra lady

Hand on chest again

Fucking Hathor man

Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment

Stop hurting Sam

YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT

I love his response to it too

Like the shock and fear

This hug goes on a long time

I know he’s cold or whatever but like...

and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit

he’s doing it for her as much as him

but they’re STILL hugging

They literally never do this again

Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug

And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up

Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts

“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute

C4! Who’d have thought it

Ah shit they’re surrounded

He still looks good

They BOTH look good

They make a great couple

Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it

This general guy is a bit of a dick

Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.

Only 1? Thats not a lot of time

Get out there, Jack! Buy that time

Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)

He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld

Its really not impossible

ex-goddess lol

“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often

I love him tho

Thank god, thats good timing

Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT

There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years

Time to KICK SOME ASS

JAFFA YAS

ooh coming in from behind, sneaky

YEEHAW

OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY

Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him.

I hate them ffs

Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute

Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous

and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies.

Final Thoughts:

Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season.

100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter

Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair.

Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING

Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them!

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fuckedurbias · 4 years

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Hello, A-Z smut tag for Bambam from Got7 please? Thank you.

oof this will b hard for me since i can only rlly see bammie in a platonic way ;-; but for u, my dear, i will do it.

a = aftercare

he’d be so so caring and soft afterwards ;-; i can see him, in the midst of both him & his partner coming down from the rush of what just happened, softly smooching them all over their face whilst he stays in them and then once his heart rate’s back to normal he’d carry them to the bathroom and shower them both or just wipe his partner over and clean them off before giving them their favourite pjs to get changed into while he gets them some water and tucks them back into bed :(( so wholesome

b = body part

his fave body part on his partner would 100% be their ass. he is 100% an ass man. also legs!!! whew he loves legs. he would love every part of them but those two really get him going. and on himself, i feel like he really loves his lips,,, he could do so many things with them,,,, also his chest i feel like he loves his own tiddies.

c = cum

god i can see him being the messiest when it comes to cum,,, he’d almost never cum inside his partner. and his favourite part to cum on them would be their chest or their face. like around/on their mouth & chin.

d = dirty secret

being pegged/anal/buttplugs & just butt stuff in general, he is not ashamed to admit that he fucking loves it. both giving and receiving.

e = experience

with bammie i feel it he is either fully at one end of the spectrum, no in between at all. he has either never gone all the way or he is very experienced. if he wasn’t he would very quickly learn and become a natural, if he wasn’t already.

f = favourite position

d o g g y s t y l e!!!! either that or some whacky really unusual one that even i don’t know about

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

come on it’s bambam,, the biggest goofball ever. part of what would make sex so great and fun for him, especially with his partner, would be that he could still be humorous. like even if it was angry sex or for stress relief he would very quickly lighten up and start joking around.

h = hair

hmmmm i feel like bammie shaves. i just don’t see him as the type to like body hair on himself, at least not down there for sure.

i = intimacy

like i said before, he would still be a goofball during sexy times but he would definitely still put effort in when he was able to. he would love to spoil his partner whenever he had time to and would ~set the mood~ with some candles, rose petals, a nice warm bath/shower, incense even! he’s a very sweet, wholesome, pure-hearted boy and would love to go that extra mile.

j = jack off

he would DEFINITELY jack off to some porn or even just with his imagination when he was on tour and not able to actually physically be with his partner. and he would LOVE phone sex, with just words or even better, facetiming his partner where they are also jacking off.

k= kink

bammie imo,,, one of the kinkiest idols out there. he’s 100% a switch and would love giving/receiving and trying everything with no prior judgement. he wouldn’t have too many favourites, but he would have very few dislikes, he would always be in the mood for something or other. his favourites i feel like are definitely cumplay & assplay (as said before), bondage (being the rope bunny), exhibitionism, voyeurism (both watching and being watched), any kind of roleplaying but especially maid/butler roleplays and that’s just to name a few, but definitely his top faves.

l = location

the!! practice!! room!! literally just in the middle of the floor without a care who could possibly come in. he would also fucking love it in the shower or bath. also doing in in front a mirror where you can both watch each other and yourselves.

m = motivation

seeing you wear tight jeans where your legs and ass can be seen and shown off. seeing you in pretty lingerie even if it isn’t to please him or get the mood going, it automatically would because he loves it so much and thinks you look so sexy and stunning.

n = NO

i feel like anything that could potentially harm you or hurt you really badly, like wound you, would be a bit too far for him. if you really wanted it though and could guide him through it so it didn’t end badly, i feel like he would try it. but other than that, i really don’t think there isn’t anything in particular this boy wouldn’t be up for, unless he knew 100% he didn’t enjoy it or like it.

o = oral

oh he’d be so amazing at giving oral holy shit, whether it is a blowjob, eating out both a pussy/asshole he would be a natural. in terms of giving/receiving i don’t think he’d have a preference, he’d get enjoyment out of both just as equally.

p = pace

hmmm i see bammie as more of a fast/rough person by quite a bit. i can just envision him loving to pummel hard and fast and rearranging your guts. he could have his more slower/sensual days but for the majority, he’d love it rough and fast.

q = quickie

oh he’d 100% be down for quickies whenever & wherever needed. obviously he’d love the times when you actually had longer to enjoy sex more but he wouldn’t ever be against a quickie or hate them. if either of you needed it, you needed it and he wasn’t going to stop it.

r = risk

YES!!! i’ve been saying it throughout this whole analysis and i’ll say it again. nothing this boy wouldn’t try or take a risk for.

s = stamina

he could go for hours. i think he could last long but not really long, especially if he’s feeling needy, just depends. but even if he comes quickly he can easily go for round after round and would eagerly do so.

t = toys

he would love toys. he would love using them on himself and his partner. i really feel like he’d love his partner using buttplugs on him, amongst other things if he’s in a subby mood. and would love to see his partner use toys on themselves and he’d love to use them on his partner as well. anything to spice up the already spicy sex life.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

he would LOVE to tease and be a brat in both sum and dom mode. he’d love to see his partner whine or,,, get angry and riled up and get their revenge on him. however when his partner would tease him, he’d hate it and get so whiny and needy, but would just add to the fun.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

wbk he is very very vocal in bed. he’d curse in every language he knows and moan, groan, whine, the whole lot. he wouldn’t do it very loud but it wouldn’t be quiet either, the way he would say his partner’s name though,,, w o w.

w = wild card

listen,,,, i’ve been too scared to say it this whole time bc it is quite gross but,,, bammie would be quite fond of watersports HAHAHAH okay sorry let’s carry on

x = x-ray

definitely a long boy,,, not very thick but definitely quite long and skinny. doesn’t matter though because he can use it very well.

y = yearning

i can see his sex drive being quite high, not very high but on the spectrum, definitely towards the higher end. it would also depend on his partner’s sex drive and needs as well.

z = zzz

once bammie’s needs are fulfilled and you’re both cleaned up, he definitely knocks out right after, no matter the time of the day.

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sunshinexlollipops · 5 years

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FOR THE LOVE OF MANGOS PLZ. A/O ARTHUR HEADCANONS (both with the reader and Arthur being A/O plz! Thx!!!)

anon. I have heard your prayers. your answers are coming. (like Arthur. and much of this community over abo Arthur, apparently lol.)

BONUS: alongside doing alpha and omega for Arthur, I did high and low honor as well. It would definitely affect how Arthur acts in the ABO verse. Also made gender neutral, alongside you being alpha or omega yourself. ;)

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A L P H A A R T H U R

Low Honor

when you first arrive in the gang, Arthur allows his eyes to wander to you. he leered alongside the others when you were new, and he didn’t make any attempt at hiding his interest.

soon, the others become competition, and you best believe Arthur is going to finesse himself an alpha/omega like you. you are his prize.

he boasts about himself, takes the lead on missions, steals the prettiest and best stuff for you, hunts your favorite game, puffs his chest, tries to act badass and suave. he pretty much postures himself at you, acting like a stereotypical alpha trying to impress their intended mate.

and normally, you hate pompous alphas like this, but damn if it doesn’t work.

he’s possessive asf. constantly baring his teeth at anyone who so much as looks your way with any interest in their gaze.

you’re HIS alpha/omega, and he makes sure to let everyone know.

there’s also a huge thing about scent: you have to ALWAYS smell like you’re his. whether he marks you, your clothes— or even puts you in his own— strangers don’t even have a problem with knowing that there is an alpha to answer to if they try anything.

if someone even so much as makes a comment or joke, or if a stranger says something in passing, best believe you have an enraged Arthur Morgan at the ready. he will take people down, guns or not.

marking is also done with hickeys. he loves how flustered they make you, and he takes damn pleasure in seeing the jealousy in the others’ eyes for getting to put them all over your neck. it’ll make it that much sweeter for his mating bite.

he hints about your upcoming heat/rut, or even about his own, and there’s no doubt that he wants to be there for the main event.

and when it does happen, Arthur is there before you’re even really into it. you can even be in the middle of camp, he won’t care— he’ll grab ahold of you, throw you over his shoulder, and take you where he deems fit to weather it out.

(maybe his tent in camp, or an abandoned shack he scoped out nearby, it all depends. because even if someone tries to bother you both, they’re getting shot.)

the alpha is rough and quick, he gives it to you like you need. there’s never a dull or slow moment when you’re in bed with Arthur.

overstimulation KING. you think your climax is the end of it? WRONG. he will work you through every second. even when he’s got a knot deep in you. the man will stop when either you or him drop. and good luck, he’s got stamina core for daysssss

also. huge fan of eating you raw. he loves getting your slick in his beard, till he looks wet with it. he will literally make you drip from his tongue alone. you’re better than a shot of whiskey any day.

when you do pass out eventually, Arthur takes those moments to stand outside for a quick smoke break. shirtless. with nail marks from you all over his chest and back. he likes the way Micah gets pissed, because he was never alpha enough for anything like this. (a cig never tasted so good, either.)

he’ll sketch you as you are, naked, and marked up by him. he also does close ups of his bites, those are his faves.

it’s when you’re deepest in heat that he gives you his mating bite. you knew it was coming, he made it obvious, but it doesn’t stop the gasp that escapes you when he does it.

he places it where it’ll be obvious no matter what you do, and he likes it like that

he’ll mark your neck up like nothing else, and he’s very proud of the way you looked wrecked afterward

you don’t walk right for at least a week and a half afterward, something that Arthur puffs his chest about. he always smirks at the comments the others make at your stiff gate. it makes watching you that much more pleasurable.

likes you loud. he wants no one to doubt when he takes you. he wants you screaming so they can all hear just how good he’s making you feel. you’re embarrassed most of the time, but shame is nothing he could ever feel when it comes to something like that.

pretty much every time a job goes well or there’s a celebration, it ends with him knotting you. ;)

when stuff goes bad, there’s still knotting, but expect him to get you to the point where your body aches as much as it sings under him.

if you get pregnant, expect Arthur to be extremely pleased with himself. he bred you well, and he can’t wait to see how you’ll look.

he’s more possessive and wanting of you when you’re expecting— you always have him stiff and hungered when he sees you as you are, knowing he did that to you

when the kids (or pups) are born, he’ll try and get you knocked right back up

High Honor

it starts with a crush, and dear lord was Arthur pining when you first arrived.

he hears the others gushing about you, and when the others also speak of their own interest, Arthur stays quiet and feels hopeless— how could you end up with an alpha like him with so many better people lining up?

he vents in his journal, writing poems and fantasies he has where he gets to be your alpha. he is very longing, and sometimes you catch him staring at the fire or when you happen to feels his eyes on you. (he can’t be subtle, even though he thinks he is.)

he draws you, ofc. with flowers in your hair, when you laugh. his favorite moments are when you’re smiling, because he likes to imagine that he’s the sole reason it’s stretching your lips.

this man practically breaks his own heart over you, and he M O P E S

but, much to his surprise, the girls and other encourage him, and he FINALLY gathers the courage to tell you about the god damn cavity you’ve made with how sweet he is on you and you A C C E P T?

he courts you, right and proper like an alpha should. he gets you flowers, sweets, nice clothes or other trinkets he thinks you’d like— all acquired fairly. he also takes you on dates, from the theater in Saint Denis to quiet rides through the Heartlands with you by his side.

he endures so much teasing, especially from Micah and John, but he will take it. he doesn’t care if he’s gone “soft,” you’re too good for him to be anything but. Micah can still stfu though.

he doesn’t ask you to help with him during his rut, and he’s shy to offer his... uh.... assistance.... with your heat/rut. not because he doesn’t want to, but because he doesn’t want to pressure you! he doesn’t want you to think he’s only here for that, or that he would be disappointed if you declined! this dumbass would gladly go gray if you waited that long.

(which you never would, obviously. but damn if that isn’t sweet asf.)

when it does come around, he is so sweet. he found this really nice place— this precious cabin— and he’s been preparing it for months while he waited for this moment.

he’s so gentle with you, and not impatient at all. he preps you, makes sure you’re always comfortable. he only intends for you to feel pleasure, not pain, and trust me— you’re gonna enjoy yourself.

he peppers you with kisses, constantly asking if you’re okay or if there’s something else he can do. he’ll follow your requests, and give you what you need as you want it.

when you climax, Arthur is sweet to you, he praises you, holds you close as it happens. he doesn’t push you, and let’s you float right back to him whenever you’re ready.

during the moments in between the heights of your heat, he cleans you up, and feeds you peaches by his fingers as you lean against his chest.

he’ll hum songs for you, because of course he doesn’t know the words. but the tunes are pretty, just like you.

if you ask kindly enough, he’ll even read from his journal. but don’t worry, he’s always been a sucker for big doe eyes, and yours do him the worst.

he shows you the sketches he’s made too, especially when he was thinking you’d never give him the honor of being your alpha. they’re too precious.

the heat/rut will pass without a mating bite, because it needs to be done RIGHT.

he plans it out, it’s pretty much Hallmark. he buys your favorite food, takes you to your favorite place. he makes it special by giving you the same flowers that made his first bouquet that he gave you, and made sure to ask you under the stars like you wanted.

he is careful about it, and he feels awful that it has to hurt, but he makes sure to kiss it afterward, and he gives you a tonic to make it stop aching.

he places it lower on your neck, where it can be easily covered if you wanted

(but you’d never— because the way Arthur looks so flustered when you walk around with unbuttoned collars is WORTH IT)

he is such a proud alpha, and he walks around camp with his head held high and not even Micah can bring him down

he constantly gets you things, or does stuff with you. he never lets a moment pass where you don’t feel loved or appreciated by him

if you get pregnant, Arthur will be emotional. tears, but happy ones, will be shed. he can’t believe he got so lucky to mate an alpha/omega like you, and that you’re giving him a family again.

after you break the news, Arthur will practically worship you. that, and he will be protective like nobody’s business over anything and everything— someone threatens you? someone says your fat? expect low honor Arthur levels of mayhem.

when your kid finally get into the world, he can’t help but be the proudest papa Arthur. he is a bear to these kids, and he dotes on them endlessly. but he also makes time for you, and always tells you how grateful he is.

he doesn’t push for more kids, but you can tell he’s a big family man, and you can’t help but try and put a smile on his face for as much as he finally puts one on yours like he wanted to from the start

O M E G A A R T H U R

Low Honor

when you arrive— holy shit. he might as well be in heat with how wet you get him. the others thirst over you too, and oh, it makes Arthur j e a l o u s.

NEEDY. when he notices you, you spark an itch he can’t scratch. he is constantly biding for your attention, and he’ll do whatever he can to get it.

he touches himself to the thought of you, and he gets off many a time by the fantasy of you getting him and claiming him. never gets old. especially when you catch him moaning. totally not on purpose.

Arthur does all he can to seem like the omega you desire, and he may or may not have done things like play around with your clothes to get you smelling like him.

when his heat comes up, he plays up how bad they are and that he needs someone. he definitely makes sure to do this around you. for no reason at all, of course.

you offer, and ohmygod what a surprise Arthur accepts that shit like VISA

Arthur preps like nobody’s business. he tries to make himself look nice, tries to figure out things you like. he aims to have you claiming him by the end of this.

when he feels his heat ramp up, he’s slick for you, and let’s you know.

he takes control, and rides you hard. has has you begging for him, he takes you so deep. he’s practically hoarse himself, and the whole camp knows just how you feel inside of him now.

(thanks Arthur)

he plays on your instincts, and he manages to get you to bite him on the neck. your claim is the first thing he’s wanted since a good fuck when his first heat hit, and damn if he didn’t get both from you.

if you knot Arthur, it practically makes him D R O O L

Arthur has no shame about the bite. he shows it off, let’s everyone know that he got claimed. he hasn’t been this much of a show since he presented.

he always tells you how slick you get him, and he will always try and pull a quickie whenever he can manage.

he tries to spur jealousy from you whenever he can, but don’t worry, he’s just as possessive over you

High Honor

holy shit. you. you are something else, and damn if Arthur doesn’t feel like a sad pathetic omega for lusting after you as he is.

he’s never craved someone like you before, and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. he hasn’t even exactly felt the desire to be claimed, but oh, you make him feel a lotta things.

he doesn’t try to mention his heats— he doesn’t want you to think you owe him help or that he’s dreamt about you making him feel good, but when you finally ask about it it just kinda... happens?

when you offer helping him, he about loses his mind. you? during his heat? what did he do to deserve that?

he gets so nervous, thinking he’ll embarrass himself, or that you’ll reject him for whatever reason. he thinks he’s hideous and doesn’t understand what you see back in him, but he just tries to focus on making it good for you.

you notice his nerves, and you assure him it’s fine. pretty much all of his heat, you’re praising him, and you get to see just how it gets to the omega. apparently, he really likes it when you tell him how good he is.

Arthur feels great, and he responds so well. you light him on fire, and damn, a heat never felt this good. you make it bearable. enjoyable. that isn’t an easy feat.

when Arthur climaxes, he clenches around you, both with his arms and his body— and he cries out.

you end up biting him out of reflex, and oh god— it makes Arthur caterwaul because he didn’t know how much he needed this

you apologize, saying you should’ve known and done better, but Arthur doesn’t care. he loves it. and he loves you.

Arthur is proud of your bite, and he can’t believe he’s your mate. he accepts the role with grace, and enjoys the way it gets you flustered.

he oftens tells you how much he loves you, and how he wouldn’t be mated to anyone else.

there you go anon! hope you enjoyed. ;)

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raccoonwritings · 5 years

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A Drink Away from Honesty (Ch. 3)

Childhood Friends AU (angst with a happy ending, be warned)

Lucas is an oversharing drunk, Eliott is both desperate and dramatic, and everyone is trying to just keep everything straight.

Or alternatively, Lucas and Eliott were childhood best friends until a storm tears them apart and brings them back together.

(Title from “Don’t Miss Me?” by Marianas Trench)

Chapter 3: WE MADE AN AGREEMENT

Lucas (16) and Eliott (18)

Dimanche 20:52

Lucas spends the rest of the weekend ignoring all of Eliott’s texts – pleas, really – to meet. He ignores the memes, the inside jokes from when they were kids, the pictures of cute animals that he knew would make Lucas smile. It’s incredibly unfair, especially to Lucas’ heart. He distracts himself by doing the homework he neglected last week when he couldn’t sleep. At least he had something to pry his attention from the constant pinging of his phone

From: Don’t Answer

Hi, how are you?

I’m okay today

I really appreciate your concern for my wellbeing

It’s rather touching

But anyways

I’m really sorry about the other day. I really wanted to see you, I promise.

Lucille has just been on my case recently

You know how she can be

Please answer, Lucas

I miss you

Please

The fact that Lucas can hear Eliott’s texts in his own voice, begging for Lucas to respond, is eating away at him just a little bit. It’s dreadful. Lucas is trying to decide if he wants to answer when the boys start messaging in the group chat, and that isn’t something Lucas wants to deal with either, so he plugs his phone in on his bedside table and resumes his attempt at completing his Biology homework. It doesn’t go very well.

From: Don’t Answer

Okay so you’re ignoring me

Two can play at that game

Lucas snorts. If he’s being completely honest with himself, he’s enjoying the effort that Eliott’s putting in to get his attention. It’s nice. The phone pings again.

From: Don’t Answer

Alright, only you can play at this game

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee talk to me

Lucas bites his lip and the bullet.

To: Don’t Answer

You’re an idiot

I told you to leave me alone

From: Don’t Answer

S P E A K S

Alright, that makes him smile. Lucas will give him that. Eliott is just as dramatic now as he was a year ago, but then again Lucas didn’t expect that to change.

To: Don’t Answer

Yeah but only to tell you to go the fuck away

From: Don’t Answer

That’s not nice Lucas

Didn’t you ever learn manners?

And not to steal other people’s markers

Alright. He has had enough of this shit. He’s just about to respond when it comes to him. He knows how to get Eliott to shut up. Well, in theory.

To: Don’t Answer

Someone doesn’t know how to

L E T

I T

G O O O O O O O O O O

From: Don’t Answer

NO LUCAS

NO FROZEN

WE MADE AN AGREEMENT

Lucas lets his laughter fill the room. He’s missed this, but he’ll never tell Eliott that.

To: Don’t Answer

Goodnight Eliott

I’m going to go sleep

…

From: Don’t Answer

Don’t do it, Lucas

To: Don’t Answer

For the first time in foreverrrrrrrrrrrr

From: Don’t Answer

DIWOQNEKLRFDCRPKETHOBG

LUCAS

Wait you said goodnight to me :,)

Lucas rolls his eyes and turns out the light. He feels his phone vibrate one more time before he goes to sleep. He’ll answer it in the morning.

From: Eliott

Goodnight, Lucas. I missed you. So much.

Lucas (11) and Eliott (13)

Mercredi 17:01

“What movie do you wanna watch?” Lucas is lounging on his bed while Eliott is on his knees, searching through the large pile of dvds laying on the floor.

“I don’t know, why do you think I’m looking for one to watch?” Eliott muses, flashing Lucas a smirk.

“There are plenty of good movies, just choose one. I’m wasting away over here,” Lucas pouts.

Eliott laughs, “what do you mean you’re wasting away?”

“You took the snacks with you.”

“Oh my god, you’re seriously that lazy?! I’m not that far away from you!” Eliott takes a handful of popcorn and throws it at Lucas. It doesn’t do much more than create an obstacle course of now dirty popcorn.

“Don’t waste the popcorn! I’m hungry!” Lucas whines, mourning the loss of his dear popcorn.

“Cranky,” Eliott responds, standing up from the dvd pile. “There’s nothing good here.” He joins his best friend on the bed.

“There has to be something!” Lucas searches around his bed for something they can watch and grabs the first dvd case he sees. “Here!” He chucks the plastic container at Eliott, hitting him.

“OW!” Eliott says, clutching the spot on his arm where the case hit him as if he’s been shot. He dramatically falls on his side. “I’m dying!”

“You’re so freaking dramatic!” Lucas is laughing and moving to hit Eliott again because he deserves. Before he can, Eliott catches his wrist. Lucas makes eye contact with him and realizes just how light Eliott’s eyes are, how much he likes them. The thought halts his brain and renders him motionless.

His friend’s voice snaps him out of his stupor. “Why do you have a dvd of Frozen?!” He notices Eliott waving the plastic rectangle at him.

“My cousin was over a few weeks ago and we sat in here and watched the movie cause she really likes it. It’s not actually a bad movie,” he admits as he feels his cheeks warm.

“Excuse me, did I just hear you say that you like Frozen?” Eliott exclaims dramatically.

“It’s not that bad! What’s your problem with it?” Lucas grumbles.

“It’s like the worst movie ever! It’s the only thing girls in my class talk about. ‘Let it go, let it gooooo!’ God, I hear it too much.” Eliott flops down next to Lucas, which allows Lucas the opportunity to reach over quickly and grab the dvd. He leaps off the bed and dashes to the dvd player.

“We’re watching it!” Lucas shouts, with a bright smile. Eliott catches him before he can put the dvd in and picks Lucas up by his waist, pulling him away from the tv. “Noooooooooo!” He shouts, flailing his legs in an attempt to get Eliott to drop him. The attempt fails and Eliott drops him on the bed.

“We aren’t watching Frozen, Lucas.” He takes the dvd from Lucas’ relatively smaller hands and chucks it behind the bed. Lucas pouts and eventually gets his way, because he always does when it comes to Eliott. Eliott has a soft spot for him and he’s fully aware of it.

When it comes time for the song Eliott hates the most, Lucas uses all his might to belt the lyrics. This prompts Eliott to attack Lucas and tickle him until he can’t breathe. Lucas hates tickles.

“I’ll stop tickling you if you agree to never watch Frozen again,” Eliott says when the hands tickling Lucas’ sides still.

Between heavy breaths, Lucas huffs. “I’ll survive. I wanna watch the res-“

The hands tickling him start up again causing him to laugh. “Say yes to the agreement, Lulu. Say yes or the tickles continue,” Eliott threatens. Finally, after an assault that Lucas tries his hardest to survive, he gives in.

“Fine, fine, fine!” Lucas all but screams. He just needs to breath.

“So you agree to the agreement?” Eliott quirks an eyebrow.

“Yes, we’ll never watch Frozen again.”

“And you’ll never reference it again?” Man, Eliott just keeps on pushing it.

“Fine, okay, just stop tickling please,” Lucas sits up and catches his breath. Eliott is smiling wide at him.

“I always get my way with you,” Eliott meets his gaze.

Guess Eliott knows Lucas has a soft spot for him, too.

#lucas x eliott #elu #skam france #skamfr #skam fr #elu fic #lucas lallemant #eliott demaury

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icedcoffeeissupreme · 5 years

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Birthday Cake for a Demon

Prompt: “Sorry I ruined your birthday and summoned a demon, but they were real nice. They even helped us bake the cake.”

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I pick up the black cat ear headband, using it to keep the hair out of my face as I do my makeup for the night. As I finish up my phone buzzes,

‘Hey, I’ll be there in 5 and I have a surprise…’. Oh god, Lisa and surprises usually don’t go well together, last time she “had a surprise” for me we almost got arrested for trespassing. My phone buzzes again, ‘And don't worry, we won’t have to have Jisoo bale us out this time ;p’. I roll my eyes with a smile on my face, I felt so bad for calling poor Jisoo at three in the morning to come get us. I set my phone back down and picking up the curling iron, wrapping it around the sections of my hair needing it. Once I’m done I fix the cat ears so they’re sat on the top of my head. I take a quick look at myself in the mirror before deciding that my look is complete, the short black dress hugging my curves well and the black lipstick on my top lip completing the look along with the whiskers drawn in eyeliner. I walk out of the bathroom and down the stairs, making my way to the kitchen and pouring myself something to drink as I hear a knock on my door before Lisa walks in, dressed as a devil judging from the horns and red dress. She runs over giving me a tight hug before pulling away with a wild grin,

“Guess what I brought?”

“What?”

“I said guess”, her eyes light up as I think for a minute,

“Well I’m hopefully popcorn but I have a feeling that’s not it”

“Not even close. I brought us a Ouija board to play with”, my expression drops.

“No way, you know shit like that freaks me out!”

“Oh come on, just humor me and play”, I remain silent, “Pretty please”, I sigh.

“Fine. But I’m taking a shot first” Lisa jumps in excitement.

“Poor me one too”, I walk over and grab two shot glasses along with tequila. I pour the shots, handing one to her along with the salt shaker and a lime. We both down our shots and my face twists in disgust at the taste. Lisa grabs my hand and drags me over to the living room and pulls me to sit on the floor. She pulls the board out of her bag and sets it in between the two of us, setting the planchette in the middle of the board. We both place our two fingers on it,

“Go ahead and ask something”

“Okay first, no, you brought the board you’re asking first. Second, I’m pretty sure you have to ask if someone’s there first.”

“For someone who doesn’t like this stuff you know a lot about it”, she smirks,

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that”. She rolls her eyes playfully.

“Okay, is there anyone here we can talk to?”, the planchette moves to the “yes”. She looks at me, I assume she’s just playing and moving it herself so I decide to humor her.

“How many of you are there?”, it moves to the “2” and I look back up at Lisa

“Okay, um, what are your names?”. “J”, “e”, “n”, “n”, “i”, “e” and “R”, “o”, “s”, “e”. I look at Lisa.

“I know it’s you, can we go make popcorn and watch shitty horror movies now?”

“I swear it’s not me”

“Right, okay well would “Jennie” and Rose” like to visit us?”, It again moves to the “Yes”. Suddenly the room feels colder and a shiver runs down my spin. I feel a presence behind me but when I turn to look there’s nothing, just a draft I guess. I turn back around to look at Lisa but as I do I gasp, behind her is stood two women. The one has light brown hair and the other has red, both of them have a piercing gaze and blank expressions. I point behind her,

‘L-Lisa”, she looks, jumping and moving over to be beside me.

“What the fuck”, one of the women speaks up,

“You invited us did you not?”

“W-we did, we just didn’t think anything would actually happen!”, the one girls starts to approach us,

“Have you learned nothing from movies little humans? Don’t play with Ouija boards if you don’t know what you’re doing” she tuts.

“If you want something from us just tell us now”, Lisa speaks up with her usual confidence. The one with brown hair speaks this time,

“If I do recall, you summoned us dear humans”. I remain silent for a minute before speaking up.

“Well I’m going to go drink, I need a lot more tequila to deal with… this”, I gesture to the girls and the one with brown hair speaks,

“Mind if I come?”, I shrug, being slightly afraid of saying no. I walk to the kitchen and grab the bottle of tequila, taking a drink straight from the bottle and making a face of displeasure. The girl watches me with a glint of curiosity in her eyes. She takes the bottle and drinks from it like I did seconds ago, her expression remaining nonchalant.

“You just drank tequila straight up and made it look like you were drinking water?”, I ask more than I say.

“Trust me hon I’ve drank a lot stronger. Tequila is nothing to me”, I blush slightly at the nickname and she seems to notice, handing me back the bottle and leaning on the counter. I take a another drink, trying to make the nervousness melt away. Why does she make me so nervous? I mean sure she’s a demon and sure she’s really pretty, her eyes a deep brown and her lips full. I only realize that I’d zoned out whilst staring at her when she clears her throat, looking at me with a smirk. “So what’s with the get up?”

“Well it is Halloween, I’m dressed as a cat and Lisa is dressed as a devil”. She laughs and she struts over, towering over me by at least eight inches though I assume some of them are from the heels she’s wearing, adding at least four inches to her. She traces her finger over the choker I’m wearing and smiles to herself.

“Well what a cute cat you are”, I feel my face grow red again and her smirk only broadens. She brushes a strand on my hair behind my ear, “So what’s the cat’s name?”

“Y/n. What’s yours?”

“You can call me Jennie”.

“Could I ask how old you are or would that be rude?”

“Well I’m twenty three in humans years but as for demon years I’m two thousand and three hundred”

“Damn, that’s a lot of birthday parties”, I laugh a little,

“Birthday party?”

“Yeah, you know, have some cake and get presents on the day you were born”, she tilts her head to the side and shrugs,

“Must be a human thing”

“Wait, you’re telling me you’ve never had a birthday party?”

“Nope”, she pops the “p” and starts twirling a piece of my hair. I frown a little at her never experiencing a birthday party before an idea pops into my head. I run over to my pantry and grab a box of cake mix before rummaging around for the rest of what I need. Jennie just watches me.

“What in the devil's name are you doing?”

“I’m gonna make you guys a birthday cake!. She raises a perfectly plucked brow but says nothing. I hand her a bowl with all the wet ingredients,

“Here can you mix this for a second?”, she looks at me blankly for a moment before she takes the bowl and begins mixing it. I run over and preheat the oven. I walk back over and Add the mix to the bowl and she continues stirring. Once done I dump the batter into the pan, putting it in the oven and making my way back over to grab another bowl along with other ingredients, I begin mixing them together and set the spoon on the counter after almost ten minutes of stirring.

“What’s this?” she points at the bowl.

“It’s frosting, you put it on cakes and cupcakes.”, she hums and I look at the oven to see how much longer is left. I bend down to grab candles out of the cabinet, “you can try some if you want”. As I’m standing back up she moves the spoon, it grazing my cheek. She looks back at me, letting out a giggle.

“Here, let me get that’, she reaches her hand out and wipes the icing off with her thumb, licking it and humming again. “It’s so sweet”

“Yeah it is pretty much just sugar”, I laugh and set the candles down, grabbing a box of food coloring,

“What color icing do you want?”, she taps her finger to her lips and again I find myself looking at her lips, they’re painted red and match her nails. I look back up to her almost black eyes and as she starts to speak.

“Red”

“I should’ve guessed”, I laugh a little again and she smiles.

“What can I say? I’m a predictable demon”

“Well I definitely didn’t predict you two actually showing up so”

“No one ever does”

“So you’ve been summoned by other people, aren’t you bound to to this apartment or something?”

“No, not at all. It’s kinda like at an office with a bunch of secretaries ready to answer the phone, whoever gets it first, gets it. Though I must say you’re lucky you got Rosé and I”

“Oh?”

“Well not every demon is like us, some might have tried to hurt you. We’re not all bad though, most of us like to just cause a little mischief before heading back” “What do you usually do?”

“Well Rose and I almost always go together and we usually like to play around and scare people so they never use the board again, believe it or not you can actually hire a demon”

“What can you hire them for?”, I ask, hanging onto every word.

“Well most either want a bodyguard, someone to inflict revenge”

“How do they pay you?”

“Well moist of us need human energy of some sort”

“Oh that’s… interesting”, I tilt my head to the side, “so how do you get back home if they decide not to hire you?”

“Well it takes a lot on energy to cross plans so we usually have to find something to “snack” on”

“‘Snack’ on?”

“Like I said, we need human energy to regain our own, like you need to eat and sleep to regain energy”

“So what do you do if you don’t get called in a long time?”

“Well we can cross over without someone asking, that’s just a more formal way of crossing over”, I nod and check the time on the oven again, walking over and grabbing an oven mitt before opening the door and taking the cake out. I set it on the counter to cool off.

“So about the energy thing, how to you...consume it?”

“Depends, the longer we stay the more energy we need to get back, normally something as simple as a kiss will do for the first twenty four hours”, I again nod before taking the icing and putting it onto the cake, grabbing the candles and lighting them.

“Ta da!”, she smiles before turning slightly to the living room.

“Hey Rose come here”. Lisa and Rose walk into the kitchen. Rose’s hair slightly messier than it was earlier ad Lisa’s red. Jennie gives Rose a knowing look. “Y/n made us a cake”

“You helped make it too”, she smiles at me. I walk over and set it in front of the two demons. They look at me in confusion, “You’re supposed to blow out the candles”, they both nod and lean in, blowing the flame out from the candles and I grab the knife, cutting four pieces of cakes and setting them on plates as I hand everyone there piece. Jennie, Lisa and I take our bites first and Rose soon follows after, “So what do you think?”. Jennie looks at me,

“It’s very good”, I smile and look over at Rose and she just nods in approval. As we finish our cakes Rose turns back to Jennie,

“So you ready to go?”

“After I find something to recharge”, Rose looks at me and then back at Jennie with a raised brow,

“Unlike you to not pounce on the first pretty thing you see”. Jennie glares and points to the living room, Rose and Lisa both walking away.

“Sorry about that, she can be quite blunt”, Jennie sighs. I think for moment before deciding against my better judgment and responding.

“You know if you need you can kiss me, unless I’m not your type or something which is totally fine, I just-I just meant if you needed-”, she cuts me off with a finger to my lips and a raised brow.

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah”, she smiles and her hands find my wait, pulling my closer. I wrap my arms around her neck as if we were about to hug and she leans in. As our lips touch I swear I can feel a spark. Her tongue darts out to ask permission and I oblige, allowing her to explore my mouth. As we kiss I can almost feel my own energy draining hers becoming more vibrant. She pulls away, leaving me breathless and chuckles,

“Looks like I got some lipstick on you”, I touch my fingers to my lips. Rose walks back into the room as she’s about to say something,

“Come on you gay demon”, Jennie rolls her eyes and turns to me,

“If you’d like to see me again just think about me while using the board”, she leans in to whisper in my ear, “You’re sweet””, she winks before walking away and into the living room with Rose. Lisa walks into the kitchen, her eyes falling to my lips,

“And what might you two have been doing?”

“I could tell you or you could tell me what you and Rose were doing while we were making the cake”, Lisa blushes and rolls her eyes,

“Come on, let’s go watch some bad horrors movies”,

“We should probably clean this up first”, I gestured to the mess Jennie and I made baking.

“Sorry I ruined your Halloween and summoned a demon, but they were real nice. They even helped us bake the cake. Well Jennie did, but they both liked it.”, I smile at the thought of Jennie before I begin cleaning up.

#blackpink x reader #blackpink imagine #jennie x reder #jennie imagine #x reader #blackpink jennie #blackpink lisa #blackpink rose

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dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt · 5 years

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Even numbers. Fuck you 💙

:’) 🖕💙

Under the cut… oh my god… lord give me strength… if any of y’all wanna get to know me… read this monster X’D

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I think a bit of both?? I’m the type of person who’d willingly get lost in a strange city but also suddenly develop a stutter when I try to communicate with my fellow humans. :)

4. Are you easy to get along with?

lmao no.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Kind ones. Who can tolerate me.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

An ex friend/abuser atm. :))))

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

What qualifies as deep?? I guess, my Dad?? Maybe??

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Dodie Clark - Monster

Easy Life - Pockets

Lorde - Buzzcut Season

Zack Hemsey - The Way

Fits and the Tantrums - Roll Up

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yeah, I think so?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I kissed my Mum on the top of her head. So, yes. XD

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

That would be Jesse. So, yes. Hope he doesn’t find this blog yikes. X’D

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Yes on one side. No on the other side.

22. Where would you like to travel?

America firstly. Then all over the place to visit other friends. I promised my Mum I’d take her to San Francisco one day, so I gotta keep that promise.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

PETS :DDDDD

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Try my best not to murder anyone while I get my cup of tea liquid life ready. XD Say hi to doggos and beep babies. Check to see if any of my friends need me urgently. Then eat toast.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My pets. My parents. My friends.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I really don’t mind getting married or living in sin. XD It would depend entirely on what my partner wanted, I’d do whatever would make them happy.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

No one. Guess you could say I’m demisexual.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Does horseback riding count?? I’ve dabbled in a bit of cricket. But my lungs don’t like intensive exercising, especially cardio stuff.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Story of my life, every single time. I’ve never told anyone I liked them. I’d rather die than make them feel bad or uncomfortable bc I know they don’t feel the same way.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

At the moment all I can think of is my crush lmao. :’)

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Absolutely nothing bc I’m a dropout. XD Be a completely self-taught author, hopefully.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Online, I’m probably just really tired and don’t have the energy to be upbeat and/or talk to people. In real life, it’s nothing abnormal; I hate my voice so I don’t talk much and I like quiet. If I’m not using a bunch of emojis (you know how I normally do) when I’m talking, you know I’m either being super serious, or I’m pissed off, or both.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

NEITHER YIKES I LIKE MY SOLID EARTH THANK U VERY MUCH

46. What are you paranoid about?

Being annoying.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope. Not really planning on it, either. I’m kind of curious as to how I’d be, though. Like I have deep-rooted buried anger issues so I might be angry, but I’m also depressed so I might be a puddle of tears and sadness, BUT my personality is v energetic and happy so… who knows, dude. X’D

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Blue and grey. It has “yo” on the hood. :D

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Biologically male. please.

54. Favourite store?

?? don’t have one.

56. Favourite colour?

Navy or a kind of dark aqua-navy kind of colour, like a bit of a green tinge as well? I’m also really fond of yellow too.

58. Last thing you ate?

LEFTOVER HAMBURGER AND IT WAS DELICIOUS I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED HAMBURGERS!!!!!!1!!

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yeah, dog training competition with our German Shepherd when I was 11.

62. Been arrested? For what?

No yet lmao.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I’ll be sure to tell you about it when it happens. XD

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don’t have any irl friends so… HELL YEAH!!

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. Obviously.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

I could literally just list all my Tumblr friends here. I’ve learnt not to get specifically close to any one or two persons. So… all my beans!!! Love you!!

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue! :D I was forced to use the pink towels in the set when I was little and not out as trans so now I surround myself in all the gendered blue bullshit X’D

74. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

….. maaayyyybbbeee.

76. Favourite animal?

D O G

78:Chocolate or Vanilla?

Neither.

80. What colour shirt are you wearing?

It’s my very yellow button down!! :D

82. Favourite tv show?

S E N S E 8

84. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Never seen either oops.

86. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

88. First person you talked to today?

Enna aka Cinnamonpuff aka steverogershield

90. Name a person you hate?

My brother, Mackenzie. :)

92. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Anyone who mistreats animals.

94.How many sweatpants do you have?

I rarely wear anything but sweatpants, so I have 8. THEY’RE COMFY OKAY. And since it’s usually cold or hot here with no real warm in between, I’m either wearing shorts or sweatpants. It’s only in the rare in-between weather (like now) that I wear my jeans.

96. Last movie you watched?

Can’t remember. I watched the first season of Jessica Jones tho, so… show instead of movie. XD

98.Favourite actor?

TERRY CREWS

100. Have any pets?

YES!!! 3 dogs (one German Shepherd named Ria, a Whippet named Granger, and a mutt named Maude), 3 chickens (Haymitch the black one, Cinna the dark brown one, Effie the pale brown one) and 2 ducks (Peeta and Katniss.) THEY’RE MY BABIES AND I’D DIE FOR THEM!!! :’D

102. Do you type fast?

LMAO APPARENTLY I DO??? My Dad thinks I must type gibberish and makes me type out what he says because he doesn’t think I can type that fast. I only type with 2 fingers normally too. X’D

104. Can you spell well?

w e l l (idk. maybe.)

106. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yup.

108. Have you ever been on a horse?

Many times. I LOVE them SO MUCH.

110. Is something irritating you right now?

Yeah.

112. Do you have trust issues?

No. *insert canned audience laughter here* Yes, I do. Big time. Just bc I’m friendly doesn’t mean I trust anyone.

114. What was your childhood nickname?

Matt, actually!! :D

116. Do you play the Wii?

Used to, now I don’t have one anymore and it wasn’t my favourite console.

118.Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Y E S. GIMME!!!!!! :D

120.Favourite book?

Bird by Crystal Chan.

122.Are you mean?

I think I definitely can be very cutting when I lose my temper. But I haven’t done that in years now and I try very hard to be a good person. Luckily my first reaction is normally hurt, so by the time the anger kicks in I normally try and get out of the situation before I can say something harsh.

124.Can you keep white shoes clean?

NOPE. I can never keep anything clean, probably why I like dark colours so much. I literally do not own any white clothes anymore because they always get stained within a few hours of me wearing them asdfghjkl. 😅

126.Do you believe in true love?

Kind of. I believe that no relationship is ever perfect, but if people gel well and COMMUNICATE OFTEN AND HONESTLY the relationship can be amazing. I guess it’s its own kind of perfect relationship. I definitely think there’s people you get along brilliantly with, better than anyone else. There’s somebody in the world for everyone! :D

128.What makes you happy?

Animals. My friends. My OCs. :’)

130.What your zodiac sign?

Pisces!! I definitely think I’ve grown into it over time. X’D

132. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

??? depends on whether I like them back or not, obviously. If I do, I’ll probably scream for a solid week and then decide if I want to drag them into my mountain of bullshit with a relationship, or leave it be. If I don’t, let them down as gently as I can. Also I’m a raging bi, so gender wouldn’t matter. :P

134.Favourite lyrics right now?

My all-time favourite lyrics are from The Judge by Twenty one Pilots:

“When the leader of the bad guys sangSomething soft and soaked in painI heard the echo from his secret hideawayHe must’ve forgot to close his doorAs he cranked out those dismal chordsAnd his four walls declared him insane”

136.Dumbest lie you ever told?

“Did you let Haymitch jump on your back again?”

“Uh… noooo.”

“Then why do you have massive scratches in the clear shape of chicken feet on your back?”

“UHHHHHH-”

i”M A HUFFLEPUFF OKAY I’M NOT GOOD AT LYING X’D

128.How tall are you?

I’m not.

140.Brunette or Blonde?

Like, people I’m attracted to, or for me? I honestly don’t care attraction wise. For me, I guess brunette bc I think I look really weird with pale hair lmao.

142.Night or Day?

NIGHT. Dear god, night.

144.Are you a vegetarian?

NOPE. Honestly think I’d go insane if I didn’t eat meat. XD I mean, I would if I had to, but I’d really prefer not to.

146.Tea or Coffee?

TEA. I hate coffee, I’ll leave that to other people. XD

148.Mars or Snickers?

SNICKERS. Mars are good but… Snickers!!!!

150. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell fucking yes you bet I do pal!!!!!!

#I love you so much #you asshole #X'D #<3 #BUDDY :D #asks #Matt speaks #about me #get to know me #yike #alex--blue #thank youuu

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studiobeebo · 6 years

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Have some matching outfit head canons because why not

Katsuki Bakugo

Did not even give you a c h a n c e to finish your sentence when you first asked if you could get matching shirts.

The idea probably came about when you were just scrolling through social media on your phone and came across the matching shirts.

Definitely something sorta lame, but still cute like “Beauty” and “Beast”.

The moment he saw it, he’d give you that face that said that he was seriously questioning what the hell was wrong with you for even thinking he would wear that shit.

Despite his initial refusal, you will keep asking by slipping the question or the idea of it into a conversation here or there.

“I’m not saying we’d look good working out together in matching t shirts, but we’d totally look go-” “If you ask me again I’m breaking up with you.”

He would never in a hundred years actually do so, but still.

After a little while, you’d probably get over it , but that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t get noticeably jealous if the two of you ever saw other couples wearing matching shirts or hats.

It would probably be this not so subtle jealousy that would wear him down enough to finally agree to it

He’d just ask one day out of the blue if you still wanted those “Stupid fucking shirts” to which the answer would be an excited yes.

Once you got the shirts, the amount of pictures you wanted to take would be hell for him, but in the end it was totally worth it to see such a vibrant smile on your face (plus you do look really good in a v-neck t-shirt dear god).

Kirishima Eijirou

Wearing matching clothes was probably something neither of you had ever really thought about.

But the moment the two of you see that oh so basic “King” and “Queen” matching baseball cap set while you were in the mall, you were in the store in seconds.

If there was anything the two of you loved more than each other, it was letting other people know how much you loved each other.

Everyone in class 1-A either hates this fact, or loves it.

Once the two of you got into the store only to find that they had a whole section of couples shirts and hats, you both had a field day.

Everything was just so cute! Plus you lived to watch Eijirou when he got excited about something, it was like his whole demeanor glowed with happiness.

He wanted to buy everything and if he had the money, he honestly would have.

Matching outfits with the love of his life every single day????? That sounded amazing to his imagination.

After trying on a few things though, the two of you settle on the hats you had originally had your eyes on and you both put them on the second you bought them.

Kirishima must have asked to take a picture of you and him every five minutes that whole day, but you had no complaints there.

In fact, you probably got a few of the pictures printed out and framed to give to him as a gift.

He teared up when you gave it to him, as he often did whenever you did something extra sweet, and you got the usual speech about how manly and pure his love for you was.

Kaminari Denki

The second he got the idea to get matching clothes for you and him, he automatically went for the cringiest, most a w f u l thing he could find.

“I’m his waifu” / “I’m her senpai.”

First off, he didn’t even bother asking you about it because he was going to get you into that shirt at least once even if he had to die for the noble cause.

You knew something was up when he showed up at your door with a smile on his face that was more mischievous than usual.

“.......What do you want.” “Wow, I love you too. I’m honestly heartbroken, and here I thought you were the one.”

He’d continue going on like you just punched him in the heart for being suspicious of the smirk on his face until you finally let him in.

When you do let him in though, you see that he has something behind his back.

“...What is that, Kami.”

He would start out with a very sarcastic speech about how much he loved you and that he was just thinking about you so much (even though you see eachother every day?) that he just had to get a gift for his adoring, charismatic, amazing S/O.

The compliments are a clear give away.

When he pulls out the matching shirts from behind his back and shows you with a sheepish smile on his face, you just have to burst out laughing. He was a total dork, and he was your dork, but this was a whole new level.

You stop laughing when you realize he seriously wants the two of you to wear them, like, in public.

You say no at first because you knew that to you guys it would be an ironic joke, but you did not want people taking it seriously.

With enough begging, puppy dog eyes, and cuddling he finally gets you to agree to wear it once.

You guys end up wearing the shirts when you meet up with a few of your other classmates to study.

When everyone burst out laughing and told you both how awesome and hilarious it was, you actually felt a bit more comfortable and even end up laughing along with everyone else.

Kaminari has never been so p r o u d, especially when he sees a picture Mina posted of the two of you labeled “RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!” along with the heart eye emoji.

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almaasi · 6 years

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 13x07 “War of the Worlds”

in which I explain exactly why I don’t enjoy Buckner/Ross-Leming episodes (beyond obvious problematic issues and pacing), and why Meredith Glynn’s episodes are better imo

03:41pm

don’t know what to expect, so it’s gonna be SURPRISE

not expecting greatness since it’s the deadly duo, but i’m hoping this won’t become a “cas is leaving and won’t be back or mentioned for 8 episodes straight” thing

(or a “these writers are racist and misogynists” thing)

THERE’S A FLY IN MY ROOM

why do they never just fly back out the way they came in??? THE WINDOW IS OPEN YOU CURSED BEAST

03:44

whoop time to pull my window blind down ‘cause this show is so dark and i can’t see shit

03:45

i have yet to care about asmodeus

and i decidedly don’t care about lucifer

i care about mary in the sense that i don’t want anything bad to happen to her but i’m fine with her not being part of the main story

does that downtrodden black demon have a name?? i’m still rooting for him either way

also still can’t tell if michael’s vessel is a white dude or not

(edit: i think maybe no)

03:48

frankly i am still unsure why jack blasted team free will across the room, repeating his last mistake, given that doing that killed someone before??

was it like a “if gonna hurt everyone and here let me prove it” thing? or a “i’m getting you out of the way so you can’t grab me” thing??

03:50

*insert stock footage here*

05:53

cas lists all the worst possible scenarios

yea he’s a dad

03:54

why is david haydn-jones credited in this?!?!?!?! WHAT

maybe a flashback

WHOA WAIT OSRIC CHAU TOO WHAT IS HAPPENING ??!??!!?

ARE THEY ALL ALIVE IN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE

05:56

cas: “my contact is already anxious... won’t speak in the presence of a stranger”

sure jan

what’s the bet the writers have a pool of “reasons cas has to go alone” and they just pick one from a hat

dean: “so introduce me, then i’m not a stranger”

good. please.

UGH I AM SO SICK OF CAS DOING THINGS ALONE

but tbh i’m kind of amazed dean is healthy enough to let cas go alone and not worry that he’s gonna lose the guy again, given he just got back from the dead