#And Andy's asshole

[scificrows]

i made a few silly little ART phone backgrounds in the spirit of the inofficial fandom shenanigan renaissance! thank you so much for inspiring me to do this @the-yearning-astronaut!

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #asshole research transport #perihelion #cringe is dead and ART killed it #did i spent 1 hour deciding which flowers to use for ART's flower crown? yes #are they now so small that no one will be able to tell anyway? also yes #the ART art is from the latvian cover of artificial condition by andis reinbergs (i edited it a little because murderbot was in the way lol #this was so much fun!!! #there will probably be more #but first SLEEP #[if you need the alt text for the image description and it would be better if i repeat the description of the image that i gave -> #for the first image in the alt text of the other images too please let me know and i will change it and know for the future. #i figured it would be less redundant this way but i don't know what is preferable. thanks! :)] #𓄿

[andi-o-geyser]

normalize making your beloved side characters absolute pieces of shit, because i would kill for him i would die for him i want to punch him in his stupid face

#they gave him side burns they made him look like such an asshole i want to punch him in the face i want to give him a hug #side character of all time #truly a charisma of 9 #i’m just so hyped we finally get to see Kash on screen in all his acerbic glory #he's such a bitch a love him #kashaw vesh #critical role #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #cr1 #lovm #legend of vox machina #andis thought geyser

[my-little-girlboss]

Honestly, transfem Andy makes me so insane.

Having to confront and deal with internalized and externalized misogyny while accepting that, yeah, society is a fuck and doesn't want her in it anyway.

I'm never not gnawing on that bone of potential.

#transfem andy has literally just become my reading of her character #no longer headcanoning #im just brain rotting #tcoaal #the coffin of andy and leyley #the gender of andy and leyley #andrew graves #audrey graves #get transsexualized asshole

[milligramspoison]

“The last thing you want to do is go and brag tomorrow that you got into a fight at a fucking Fall Out Boy show. And it wasn’t even with Bring Me The Horizon, y’know what I mean?”

#apparently ppl in the pit were assholes last night :( #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #fob #fall out boy #fobcolorado

[wlkingcontraindication]

🔥🔥🔥Getting old, but still looking hot 🔥🔥🔥

#andy gray selfie #androgynous assholes

[inamindfarfaraway]

Becky definitely becomes Charlotte’s friend in at least one timeline, right? They would get along too well for her not to. Her own experience of being trapped in an abusive marriage and then finding the courage and strength to break out of it makes her help and support a major factor in Charlotte deciding to divorce Sam. From now on, she’s going to live for herself. She starts going to therapy. Everyone is very proud of her. It’s awesome.

Then Becky finds out that the man Charlotte’s actually in love with, and wanting to officially date, is fucking Ted Spankoffski. As any good friend would, she responds with “Oh, HELL no”. Until she realizes while telling him to back off that… Ted loves Charlotte too. Romantically. He has genuine care for not only another human being besides his brother, but a woman. Becky feels like a European seeing a black swan for the first time in history. So maybe, just maybe, he and Charlotte have the potential to be happy together. The security and intimacy of a positive relationship can be conducive to healing from a toxic one, after all; look at Becky and Tom. But this messy former affair turning into something healthy - and indeed, Charlotte’s friends letting it continue at all - depend on Ted doing some serious self-improvement and sorting out his shit. Beacon of belief in humanity’s goodness that she is, Becky is willing to give Hatchetfield’s most notorious bastard the benefit of the doubt. Once.

And that is how out of love and under the steely glare of Becky “I’m Just Lining Up My Shot” Barnes, Ted finally gets therapy.

#and this is a significant enough deviation from the multiversal ted norm that this is the universe where ted doesn’t die #okay wait #what if in therapy after talking through his feelings about jenny and processing that his response to losing her was very unhealthy #he tries to get back in touch with her #to hopefully rekindle their friendship or at least tell her that he did love her back and he’s sorry he never let her know #but he can’t because she’s DEAD #so eventually he’s like ‘oh no is that asshole andy stopping her communicating with me or intercepting my messages?’ #so he goes to clivesdale in person to look for her #(the things we do for love and truth…) #and andy - who is not married to jenny - is like ‘you’re the time bastard!’ #and attacks him on sight #and it turns out jenny has been dead for fifteen years #and that’s how everyone finds out who the homeless man is #becky barnes #charlotte sweetly #ted spankoffski #charted #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #starkid black friday #nightmare time

[just-antithings]

The Twitter bot for r/EggIRL posted a meme that showed the girl from Andy and Leyley as transition goals and people started saying "Uhmm the manager of the bot that makes the pictures is Not even trans, he's a weirdo"

When the bot posts their stuff from one of the trans subreddits and the post was made by a trans person. Deadass just called them weirdo and transphobic cause someone else likes the Game and finds the girl pretty

ugh

#mod erin #ask #just anti things #transphobia #just asshole things #the coffin of andy and leyley mention

[streets-in-paradise]

Stupid jokes Luna has to stand from me when two fixations are rotating in my mind at the same time

#andy has the ríght to desecrate a dead chucky #as a treat #sorry hector i'm not trying to compare you with that ginger asshole #but andy going ala achilles when thinking kyle is dead it's fitting

[zzombiecleo]

defending cleo in the comment section of joels latest video isnt enough, i need a GUN

#andy rambles #LIKE SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP #JUST BECAUSE UR MAD THAT SHE BURNT UR FAVES SHIT DOWN DOESNT MEAN U HAVE TO GO AROUND ASKING WHY THEY INVITE HER OR OTHER STUPID SHIT #SHES INVITED BECAUSE THEYRE FRIENDS #F #R #I #E #N #D #S #DO U NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?? #YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM. YOU JUST DONT. #if anyone had a problem with the things she does or her behaviour or WHATEVER theyd talk to eachother about it like the ADULTS and FRIENDS #that they are #you assholes #fuck off #this is what i get for reading the comments #zombiecleo #limited life smp #trafficblr #traffic life series #traffic life smp

[crunchycrystals]

palm springs lowkey helping to pull me out of a doomerism spiral........ like this doesnt matter but what if it did. what if we cared about each other and everyone around us

#crunchyposts #movies #this whole month ive had to consciously remind myself to be kind and like god i needed a reminder that there are things i should care ab #like those around me. despite so many of them being assholes god #also i thought i wouldnt be able to separate andy samberg from nyles but like midway through i just forgot the actors #at the start i was like andy sam i mean. nyles #but he was really good in this !!!! i still liked cristin milioti better just bc i thought sarah was really interesting

[andi-o-geyser]

YOU AND ME FUCKING BOTH, VAX

going to. wring this mother fuckers neck. raven queen pls take him early

#grrrr syldor vessar my worst enemy #on the bright side #leadup to lady vex’ahlia speech! #but like fr fuck syldor vessar #cannot wait to see percy read him to absolute filth #get fucked you elvish elitist racist abusive asshole #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #vox machina #syldor vessar #vax’ildan #vex’ahlia #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #lovm #critical role #andis thought geyser

[mobydickering]

HELLO YES I AM READY

#tony leung #andy lau #the goldfinger #i have shipped these two assholes for twenty years and i will ship them for twenty more #LOOK AT THEM #LOOK AT THEIR COMPLETELY UNCHANGED FRISSON #THE CHEMISTRY #anyway i'm fine #this is fine #Youtube

[symbioteburnout]

"How much do you think Scarlet Witch would charge me if I asked her to wipe Carnage from all existence?"

"Asking for a friend."

#musings #Andi pointing at a picture of Carnage; I've had enough of this asshole

[chubbygaysunite]

One thing I clearly remember about the PJO books is that they make it clear from the beginning that while a demigod is blood-related to members of their cabin because they share a godly parent, they are not tangibly related to other demigods presumably to get some distance from the Connotations, and that makes Percy’s ‘Your family is a mess line’ very funny to me

#zeus: they’re your family too #percy: no they arent. poseidon is BARELY my dad. all you assholes can kiss my ass #its that scene from Uncle when Andy is screaming at everyone and turns to Val like ‘AND VAL — YOU’RE ALRIGHT. BUT THE REST OF YOU—

[andie-cake]

andie made another hatchetfield oc, and this time, they're a bastard!

Lysander Stavros, but more often goes by simply "The Performer"

28 years old

Accepts any pronouns, but prefers they/them

Coming from a long line of artists and performers, Lysander has a multitude of artistic talents. Singing, tap dancing, playing the viola, juggling, puppetry/ventriloquism, and an occasional dabbling in painting and stage magic. Lysander's got it all! Problem is, they're also a major perfectionist thanks to the pressure of trying to live up to such a spectacular family legacy, and they've got a bit of a short temper when things don't pan out quite right for them. Not to mention, bearing such an esteemed name as the Stavros' has given them something of an ego. Which- while easily covered up onstage as an undeniably charismatic sense of bravado, makes them rather insufferable to work with.

While able to score quick performing gigs around Hatchetfield with their talents (the Honey Festival was their bread and butter for a while, they even got to host the Honey Queen pageant one year!), their difficult-to-work-with personality made securing any long-term creative work a struggle. Especially without the funds to leave town. But just when they were growing desperate, they happened upon a help wanted flier for Watcher World promising steady work for talented creatives.

When Lysander came to the job interview, they were promised more than steady work. The interviewer told them that they could create and perform for the will of a god, that their work would last for eternity, as would their very life. As long as they agreed to give up everything else, and devote their very existence to serving and entertaining the Watcher with a Thousand Eyes, Bliklotep.

Persuaded by the notion of them and their art lasting forever, Lysander accepted the job, and now works full-time as a performer at Watcher World and a worshipper of Blinky himself.

Ever since signing onto Watcher World's eternal contract, all of Lysander's faults have increased tenfold. They have to be a stern perfectionist, otherwise Blinky will hate their work. Their anger issues have gotten worse because these idiots they work with simply don't understand the vision of their art, and they will not stand for that! And of course, being a god's lapdog will definitely do some shit to one's ego, especially if it's already inflated higher than normal. Even worse, they're also a total suck-up to Blinky, and anyone considered their superior. How much Blinky appreciates their ass-kissing depends on how satisfied he is with their current performance.

Also, once they accepted the job, Blinky basically took their name like in Spirited Away. They're simply called "The Performer" now, and if you approach them and call them Lysander, it'll take them a second to realize you're talking to them. Even they're a little freaked out by that one.

This last one is relevant to me and me alone, but in terms of dreamcasting, Lysander would be played by Jae Hughes. Literally the easiest decision I've ever made in my life, I had this settled the second I thought up the character.

#this might be a new fave oc tbh i love this asshole <3 #hatchetfield #nightmare time #andie's hf ocs

[magicxc]

18+ beyond this point, minors DNI

Ransom Drysdale:

Holding Firm - After a long day at work, our reader soon learns that it’s about to be longer. 08/27/21

Warnings: Explicit content 18+, dub-con, choking, thigh riding, dirty talk 

Sleepless Nights - A visit to the Thrombey’s comes with more than a just a headache. 12/04/21

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Non-Con, Hair Pulling, Very Brief Acceptance of Death, Threats of Murder, Non-Con Touching, Breeding Kink, Crying During Sex, Fingering

Frank Adler:

Bonafide Love - A gentleman on the surface, Frank can only keep up the façade for so long. 08/31/21

Warnings: Explicit 18+, stalking, choking, non-con, unprotected sex

Steve Rogers:

Sweetness - New to the neighbourhood, reader gets a special welcome from Steve. 10/09/21

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Dub-Con, Cunnilingus, Fingering, Hand Job, Cum Eating, Dirty Talk, Unprotected Sex

Andy Barber:

Twice My Age - After a spring break trip doesn’t go as planned, reader quickly finds another way to make up for the inconvenience. 03/20/22

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Unprotected Sex, Exhibitionism, Spit 4 Lube, Size Kink Kinda, Clit Slapping, Aggressiveness??, Degradation

#Chris Evans #Ransom Drysdale #The Asshole We Luv 2 Hate #Frank Adler #Boat Daddy #Steve Rogers #Andy Barber #Daddy Andy