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I WISH TO KNOW MORE ABT THE PRETENDER AU. PLS TELL US ABOUT THE PRETENDER AU. IT LOOKS RLLY COOL AND INTERESTING AND IM ALL HERE FOR ELDRICH ABOMINATION OPTIMUS!
I got you buddy. I've been wanting to go nuts with an explanation FOREVER. Of course I won't be giving EVERYTHING away. Just some bits and bobs :)
Let's begin shall we?
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Overview
The Pretenders were the result of an experiment. They are not naturally created beings, nor are they the spawn of Unicron. Born in a lab, Optimus was the first of his kind and instilled with the mission that all Pretenders now adhere to without fail. It is hardwired into their genetic code, so much so that they are physically unable to avoid their mission. But with that said, they are not inherently malicious.
Made for a specific purpose, they are beings that wish to fulfill their function. If left alone, they will kill a few to gain a foothold to increase their numbers and then proceed to reproduce without any need for bloodshed. However with the war raging and due to the specifics of their biology, increasing their numbers en masse is impossible. Their lack of safety in numbers combined with the threat to their mission warring around them has forced this normally rather passive species into action.
Meant to be a race of sleeper agents, the Pretenders are only so active and aggressive due to their mission being threatened. Without the fear of annihilation hanging over them, they would largely remain dormant. But as that is not the case, they currently operate under instincts designed to serve them in times of strife. Hence their shortage of empathy and overall lack of care for the lives around them. In short, they will only act if acted upon. Without an external threat to their mission, they act as any other member of the population, excluding their smaller oddities. Bumblebee is an excellent example of what a dormant Pretender may look like, and even he is more active than a dormant one normally would be.
As of the present time in the AU, the Pretenders have made the decision to flee Cybertron to hopefully find a world where they can increase their numbers safely, and in doing so, finally have the numbers to blend into the background and complete their mission without Megatron exterminating them all.
Pretender Development
Optimus was born in a lab, and as such his origins are not going to be discussed. However in normal cases, the development of a Pretender follows this order:
Pretenders capable of spawning, those known as Firstborn, will begin to produce larva no bigger than a digit once they are mature enough and have sufficient resources. These larva develop in a safe location, either in a nest, or in the case of Optimus's young aside from Bumblebee, directly underneath his outer plating where they can feed from his fuel lines directly.
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All larva can be genetically altered to a degree when they are young through offerings of CNA from either the dead or energon samples from the living. They do not need to be inserted into a host, however those that are put into a host in their early larval stages develop differently than those who adjust without one.
Larva that grow without a host will lose their more insectoid appearance over the course of a few stellar cycles while under the dutiful care of the resident Firstborn. These larva are better at blending in than their counterparts due to the lack of information fed directly into their processors and slower development. They mimic normal sparklings in their growth, even developing a personality not tied to their CNA donor. The attention from their Sire also inspires a more docile nature in them, ensuring that they are less likely to act on their own. Their more odd Pretender aspects are not nearly as powerful since they were given ample time to grow and receive information without interference. Not having to play a role, have a personality forced on them, or otherwise being shoved into a frame that is not made for them ensures that the normal larva grow up to blend in better than their counterparts ever could.
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These unaugmented Pretenders generally do not exhibit many signs of their nature, lacking brute strength even without their disguises. Their organs and structure match the average Cybertronian almost perfectly so long as their coding is dormant, and even then, it is hard to pick them out. The only true giveaway of what they are is their EM field and the slight difference in optical structure, and to notice the first trait requires increadible skill. Megatron has begun to take notice of this fact and has trained many of his agents to sniff out a Pretender without issue. The DJD are his greatest assets in this regard, that with them all being survivors of larva implants.
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Their true forms are not nearly as monstrous as their counterparts and they can easily be mistaken for an Insecticon or a Predacon depending on the circumstances, only adding to their disguise. Often they do not allow their shells to fall away and they remain mostly docile save for the odd fits of hyper vigilance when a potential threat is around. They are not natural born leaders or specialized in any field, instead opting for greater adaptability and disguise over outright strength. Once fully mature and in the event that they are not threatened, these Pretenders largely forget what they are. Their coding falls dormant and they live without any serious differences when compared to natural Cybertronians.
The only time these Pretenders become active while allowed to live normally is when a Firstborn appears. In such a scenario, the Pretenders as a whole will begin to wake. Let it be known that there can only be one Firstborn at a time. However to make up for this weakness, every Pretender also possesses the ability to wake and become a Firstborn, which will in turn lead to conflict resulting in the deaths of all potential heirs until only one remains. For this reason, Optimus made the decision to prematurely select an heir to avoid this outcome.
Now with that said, larva inserted into hosts are a whole other issue. They are all specially chosen for their host beforehand. Their Sire gives them the CNA of the one they are to bond to, and then once they are ready, they are inserted into the host usually through the optics. The larva will then bury into the host's processors and proceed to slowly devour memory and knowledge over the course of a few stellar cycles all while it grows.
It will devour the host as much as it can, resulting in thinness. Then it will begin to expand, spreading out roots like a plant and leading its waste to be execrated as a green fluid from the host's vents. As its roots spread, it forces the host to deteriorate to make way for its developing form. By the time the larva has consumed the host in all but spark, it forces its host to walk toward energon deposits and then forces the host to purge any remaining internals the host may have so that the larva may continue to grow. Once the host is dead, the larva finishes its gestation by consuming energon and turning the external armor of its host into a disguise all while it finishes developing internally. During this state the larva is very susceptible to adaptation and depending on where it finishes it gestation, develops the unique traits that sets every Pretender apart. No two Pretenders are the same after all.
Optimus finished his development underground and he had to crush energon crystals underground, so his jaw is capable of splitting to allow that. Ratchet was given energon crystals whole during his development, so he adapted to have unusual numbers of mandibles in order to facilitate this.
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Pretenders who had a host take on many of the traits of their host and are the only ones who always remain active. They do not forget what they are and they are unable to fully adapt. Their empathy is lessened and their focus is on logic over emotion. They are the few who push the mission onward alongside their Hierarch. It is instinctual for a Firstborn to bring a few to his or her side through inserting larva into hosts. It is the most efficient way to obtain information and social status. Perhaps not the most subtle, but indeed effective.
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Generally a larva cannot be removed from a host upon insertion, however a few lucky mecha with unusual processors or frames are able to have the parasite removed before it is too late. They come out scarred and broken more often than not, but due to the partial changes the larva started in them, they are the most brutal of Pretender hunters. No Pretender can hide from them, not when they can find them almost as instinctually as a normal Pretender could.
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ahaaaoootblooded · 1 year
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fucking hell all i asked for was an hour to borrow your mic to record a few things. is it that much of a back-breaking hassle to lend me something like a mic. do you not trust me with your shit this much? i'd lend you anything in my room at once but god for-fucking-bid i borrow your microphone.
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ircnego---a · 5 years
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Tony Starts hearing Strange’s voice as Strange tries to keep him from falling asleep. 
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usamey · 3 years
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people with good moms fucking bamBOOZLE me. they’re like “this is why mom’s are the best!!” and “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone. make sure you call your mom and tell her you love her☺️” BITCH my momma said she’d sell me for a nice purse ion know what the HELL you on
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goodshipskypirate · 2 years
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Mama: *Somber tone as she talks extensively about her bond with her sister and the tragedy of losing the one thing that still keeps them connected in spite of their currently strained relationship* Sam: *ACCIDENTALLY TUMBLES AND FLIPS MAMA OFF HIS BACK, POSSIBLY INJURING HER AND REQUIRING MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.* Mama: *somber tone* Annnnnnnnnyway...
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clydesgod · 3 years
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Ariana Bailey ❤️ 24, baker 🍰🍪 I love all things sweet (or not), yes they're real, stop asking. ( For vitty :3 )
Tinder meme - Accepting!
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“...People keep asking her if they’re really? Really? Damn. I could tell those were real from a mile away.”
“...annnnnnnnnyway-”
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birthdaylobotomy · 5 years
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some more characters for this story thing:
Doctor Quinn Jefferson- As mysterious as he is mean. technically the legal guardian for Rue, but does not watch over her, and instead spends most of his time in the back offices of the aquarium next island over. long brown hair that goes to his waist, glasses and a thin, mean face. Doctor Quinn has connections and enemies- not someone to trust.
James R. Jefferson- Doctor Quinn’s kid. smarter and more mysterious than dad. the two do not talk often.
Monti Dubois- Who Rue is watched after most of the time. An aborigine Australian who has since moved to the island, he owns a small surf shop and was once a promising young marine biologist. however, after witnessing something science could not explain while out at sea, he has now vowed to never return recklessly to the ocean. 
Koa Dubois- Monti’s twelve year old son, he has a giant crush on Rue and wishes people would take him seriously.
Uncle Lorenzo Russo- Matteo’s uncle. He used to be a fisherman, but after conservation efforts he lost his job. He illegally fished for a few years, but later became a tour guide for scuba divers.
Aunt Aria Russo- Matteo’s aunt. a plump, kind women- she is a cleaning lady and easily the best one on the small island. Always busy and always sweet. 
annnnnnnnnyways there a lot more but here are some of the main
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Annnnnnnnnyway, I’m going to see if I can bullshit 500 words of HP challengefic in the ~2 hrs I have left before I need to go to bed. Or if my brain will just wander off to write something else because it likes to do that instead of writing what I’m trying to write.
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lainelannister · 7 years
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apprenticemockingbird
I had the same shipping thoughts.
It was just so very inevitable. And it’s a ship that makes so many people in the Hannibal fandom SO UPSET. To which I say “Errr...guys...we’re talking about  a prolific serial murderer who eats his victims. Is age difference REALLY the make-or-break factor here?” Annnnnnnnnyway, if you happen to have any Hannibal/Abigail fic recs, I’m all ears.  :)
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scornfulsuggestion · 7 years
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Annnnnnnnnyway everything is going wrong and I'm crying but it's aight
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