#Are they lovecraftian dieties?

[chronicbeans]

All this Grimace Shake talk got me thinking...

Wasn't there an add campaign where the Hamburglar grew up, had a wife and kid and such?

As far as I am aware, Grimace is still same old Grimace, and Ronald is probably the same, too, since he is the main mascot? (At least, I haven't seen any Ronald media in a while, so I can only assume he is the same)

So... are like... Ronald and Grimace immortal entities or something, while little ol' Hamburglar is a regular human? Ronald and Grimace never physically change, while the Hamburglar has grown up? Was he once immortal? Did the Hamburglar have the prototype of the Grimace Shake, then be doomed to a mortal life?

Why am I questioning McDonald's lore based entirely on two odd ad campaigns? Why am I being haunted by this? Has the Grimace Shake infected me, too, despite me never having one due to them being too expensive for me?

What am I doing with my life?

#mcdonald's #grimace milkshake #the grimace shake #the grimace incident #the hamburglar #ronald mcdonald #why am i here #just to suffer #shitpost #But seriously why did the Hamburglar grow up I need to know #Are they lovecraftian dieties?

[soliusss]

Commission i did for an instagram mutual!!!! (funnily enough not malevolent related its just that a bunch of my mutuals and i have all coincidentally gained a general kiy interest in 2022 lmfaooo)

#omg hiiii hasturrrr giggles and kicks feet #the king in yellow #solius art #is the kiy more widely regarded as chambers or lovecraft idk which tag to use #commissions open #solius commissions #anyway i think that in contrast to most lovecraftian mind breaking dieties #instead of having oppressively depressively dark madness that breaks peoples mind #hes like. psychadelically bright #neon colors #absolutely fucking annihilates people with the worst brightest yellows ever

[artisticcallycaffeinated]

Random idea which Ill probably never make but need to get out:

Title: We blessed ones/ Blessed bastards (cant decide).

Basiccally a world where where a bunch of cults all believing in different gods, dieties, concepts whatever. Now the thing is that all of them are true because collective belief is what makes them come true. Another thing is that no one knows this and with how many teories and chaos is going on its safe to say no one will realise it soon.

This results in a bunch of roided up loonies throwing themselves at oneanother with unending fervour. Making scenes of lovecraftian monstrocities, goofy looking wizard dudes, and slasher killers going toe to toe be just another tuesday evening.

Amidst all this a new faction appears only known as the culthunters. Their followers are warriors but all of them are different both in power, and character often travelling in groups, but lone ones arent rare either. They share a few characteristics tho like their staple brass masks and, ornate simbols with which they cover themselves. This seemingly granting them a level of protection.

Conclusion: A bunch of eldrich beings trying to kill eachother and gain power by making their cults slaughter one another and convert as many people as they possibly can. Also some random new group sistematically starts hunting them down without any known reason or information about them.

#shitpost #rambles #ramblings #idk #ideas

[xenogender-klown-goblin]

Alderyog: an aldernic identity in which one wishes to have the body of Yog Sothoth.

Yog Sothoth is a Lovecraftian diety described as looking like a mass of glowing orbs, tendrils and eyes.

#Alderyog #Aldernic #aldernic coining #aldernic identity #Eldrich horror #yog sothoth #term coining #flag coining #Mogai #mogai positivity #mogai pride #mogai post #mogai coining

[oblivionlotus]

//I am working on picking some ocs I think would be interesting to write and interesting for others to write with. So far I only have one selected (shup I'm trying). As proof of my commitment to getting over myself and returning to writing as a MuMu based on former/current muses plus more ocs from my short stories, I will post a "blurb" of this character at some point.

For now here are some basics:

They will be an otherworldly oc with Victorian/Steampunk/Sci-Fi influences and pinches of historic facts.

They will be mentally unstable and chaotic (I know ye love when I write such muses).

As with Leto, they will not belong to a specific fandom but can be used in plenty of them for convenience. Trust me, their story allows them to be where they need to be.

And as much as it may disappoint, they will be a dominant female looking to step on anyone with her stilettos regardless if they ask for it or not.

Bonus: they are a part of an otherworldly cult and new initiates are always welcome to inquire about worshipping the cult's Lovecraftian diety (lotta lore with this character overall).

If anyone is a tad interested in the above and might want to write with this character one day, hit the heart for encouragement, thanks!

#oblivimun #update #im doing this to get me excited in order to tackle the work of making over the blog #cuz fuck me im so not ready to do it yet but it needs to get sorted #also its hard finding an oc i think worthy of putting out there but hey im my biggest critic #this is all a wip just so ye know its gonna take time #mobile #i will write this bitch even if theres zero interest she will have a place pn my blog i swear

[darleksaresupreme]

Gods of the Mindflayers, Lugribossk, Ilsensine and Maanzecorian

Commissions open £35 plus postage

#illithid #illithidarmy #mindflayer #mindflayerarmy #gods #dieties #dietiesanddemigods #planescape #dndgods #aliengods #cthulhu #lovecraft #lovecraftian #eldritch #lovecraftianhorror #eldritchhorror #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsart #dungeonsanddragonsmemes #dnd #dndart #dndartwork #dndmemes #ttrpg #tabletoproleplaying #tabletopgames #tabletoproleplayinggames #tabletoprpg #plasticine #polymerclay

[hellafluff]

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BIG BABY

#no name yet lmfao #i said i was gonna name my next octopus Hastur but i also expexted it to be a blue ringed octopus plushie #i name all my octopus plushes after lovecraftian dieties #I have Azathoth/Nyatlathotep/Yog-Sothoth (who appears to be missing rn? #i want a snake plush that i can name Yig #and a goat plush i can name Shub Niggurath #oh and i have a skull named Dr. Herbert 'Skullby' West #hes the bridge between my cephalopod plushies and my collection of skeleton items who also all have names #crazee talk

[sullenchoir]

((Excuse me posting for like 10 mins a day and then fucking off again...cultist simulator is. a really good game and my god it sucks me in so hard.

Good news? it’s giving me inspo for worldbuilding if i could just, pull away from the game long enough to write LMAO))

#off stage ⛤ | ooc #((it's got clear lovecraftian inspo but as far as i've been reading flavortext without the racism lol)) #((anyway it's a fun game and mythology is my shit so u kno i lov this game)) #((it blends fictional mythos with stuff like greek and mesopotamian civilizations lore as well)) #((it's just rlly fucking cool)) #((plus? ur goal is to become an eldritch diety yourself? this game was made for my son)) #((makes me wanna flesh out ascended!mari more those of u who remember))

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Listened to a video essay on lovecraftian dieties and other beings and rlly went "here me out" so im going to go and touch some grass now brb

[vintagerpg]

Next up, Burrowers Beneath, by Brian Lumley. This is the first edition from DAW, published in 1974. That is important, because it is this versions excellent cover painting by Tim Kirk that Gary Gygax cites as providing the very basic inspiration for the Mind Flayer.

The story itself…I just read it and would say that it is a fun read if you go in for the camp and a terrible read if you are expecting Lovecraftian horror. It is sort of “Quatermass, but occult and silly.” Two occultists, Titus Crow and Henri-Laurent de Marigny, stumble upon a plot by the Cthonians – titanic, telepathic burrowing land squid – to take over the world and free Cthulhu. The content of Lovecraft’s stories are not just presented as fact, but as well known, so there are endless unpronounceable names dropped and plenty of what we’d call fan service today. In fact, most of the book consists of the two shouting their way through the mystery whilst drinking large amounts of alcohol (so much so that the narrator actually has a “not that we’re alcoholics or anything” moment). Apparently, Titus Crow comes back as a cyborg in the next novel. Totally serious.

It is a romp, basically. So much so that I can’t honestly believe that it served as much inspiration for the Call of Cthulhu RPG, but it probably did. Cthonians are in the game, for one. And the novel not only hits the basic investigatory beats of CoC, the approach to magic feels similar and there is even a world spanning Anti-CCD secret organization (CCD is in the book – its stands for Cthulhu Cycle Diety, and the Wilmarth Foundation is dedicated killing them).

So, if you’re looking for a cosmic horror novel about the insignificance of humanity, take a pass. If you want a delirious, off the rails, beer soaked novelization of a Call of Cthulhu session from hell, boy do I have a book for you!

Join us on Patreon!

#RPG #TTRPG #Tabletop RPG #Roleplaying Game #D&D #dungeons & dragons #Call of Cthulhu #Mind Flayer #Burrowers Beneath #Brian Lumley #Lovecraft #Cthulhu Mythos #Titus Crow #Tim Kirk

[mons1erprom]

How would miranda vera and the slayer react to finding out their s/o is basically god/goddess?

Vera-

Vera already knows that Zoe used to be a lovecraftian deity, and Oz being fear incarnate. Frankly, with all the students and shenanigans at Spooky high, she wouldn’t be that surprised to find another student that’s basically an immortal.

Still… she’s not one for worship… and actually resents deities (due to the ’history’ behind gorgons). Still, an S/O is an S/O. If she managed to fall in love with a god/goddess, she might have to rethink her opinions towards them.

Miranda-

Well, Miranda’s hardly surprised either. Mostly because, she was raised to believe that her family was practically divine in it’s own right… so it only makes sense that she gains the affection of an actual diety, right? Vanderbilts deserve nothing less.

Her own god complex might need some examination, but all in all, she’s more proud of herself than anything.

Slayer-

Finally, someone who’d actually be kinda bewildered. She’d just try to wrap her head around the concept that an actual god/goddess fell for her, let alone that they interacted with students at a high school for monsters.

This must be some grant quest to earn your true favor, to gain a boon of power to face the mightiest of foes… but it isn’t. She kind of expects something grand to happen between the two of you, but the fact it remains casual and romantic actually baffles her more

#Monster Prom #Vera #Vera Oberlin #Vera x Reader #Vera Oberlin x Reader #Miranda #Miranda Vanderbilt #Miranda x Reader #Miranda Vanderbilt x Reader #Aaravi #Slayer #Aaravi x Reader #Slayer x Reader

[food-is-evil]

Hi Void. It’s me again,

I’ve been thinking about my complacency in “brainweird” music and,

TW IM DISCUSSING POSSIBLE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA/ABUSE BELOW

considering I’m currently diagnosed with Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, and OCD (the last of this which my current psychiatrist questions)

,,

I was reminded of the following points

I have had visual hallucinations before

I have had voices in my head

From age 14 to ~18 I was convinced an evil diety on the same level of in-describability as a lovecraftian Erdrich was after my mind (kind of Stranger Things style)

16-18 I was convinced this dude who had a crush on me was stalking me + I did everything in my power to avoid him also I obsessively thought about this person ALOT (although I really had no reason to be so afraid of him)

I’m now becoming very wary and paranoid about my dad

I often have racing thoughts and struggle managing my energy

I have TERRIBLE memory

Growing up sometimes my mom would let men live in the house and I would sit in my room with my bedroom door cracked naked after showers until someone would close the door for me

My grandmother told me I was molested by my uncle but I have no memory of that (she also exaggerates sometimes, I currently believe this is a misunderstanding but I don’t want to confront this)

This stuff is bothering me a lot but I have a hard time opening up about these things even to my counselor/psychiatrist I JUST REALLY HATE CONFRONTATION

I hate this but I think there’s something besides ADHD (the root cause of my depression/anxiety supposedly) going on how do I hhhhhh admit this shit to anybody that’s not anonymously on the internet

#tw abuse #tw sex abuse #tw childhood trauma #bpd #actually ocd #mania #psychosis #:(

[techmomma]

16 for Tech, TB aaaaaand Caliope~

Tech is a boring old wolf I’m afraid. He already hermits pretty well so living out in the woods wouldn’t be too much of a problem. He’d have few qualms about killing animals, assuming he can satiate the lycanthropy with them and not humans. If it HAS to be humans, then ahhhhhh heee probably starves to death! :’D He’d rather take himself out than put others in danger.

TB is a werepeacock werebird of some kind. Probably a raptor bird with horrible claws. Or possibly a weresnake. Something with venom and fangs. Happy to embrace it, though as a dark little secret. Lure in a hapless passerby every so often with cakes and food and shelter, eat them for dinner~ What a fun evening!

Calliope is definitely a wereshark and probably has no problems with it at all. She has things to do that are more important than the survival of a few people here and there. Sorry buddy. Definitely does not end up a lovecraftian diety to have sacrifices delivered to.

#ask-crayon-the-homeless-artist

[waywardtravelerfart]

OK I JUST HAD ONE HELL OF AN EMOTIONAL AND METAPHYSICAL ROLLER COASTER OF A NIGHT SO GET READY FOR RANT MODE.

You want to know why I will never pray to the fucking monotheistic-entitled Abrahamic deity of Jewish/Christian/Islamic/whatever fucking else ever again?!?

BECAUSE IT IS THE NEXT LEVEL DEFINITION OF BEING A PHILOSOPHICAL FUCKING PUSSY.

You know what the abrapussies believe started everything?!? Fucking Yahweh/Hova or whatever he wants to be called was just sitting in some deep as shit fucking water (this is real shit, look at the first page of bible studies factsdammit) and said, “you know what, let’s make a universe of lesser sentient beings to have my metaphysical dick sucked.” So he can say this shit and the universe is just him and some mixed up crap. It’s easy, “God” just catches you soul wherever the fuck your shattered soul/mind/consciousness goes and assigns you a place based on his inexplicable mood which can be based on some rapidly aging trussed up socially tyrannical incel who we are forced to admit has more in common with this cookoo metaphysical tyrant than we would like to admit. The universe is its own self assured fucking safety net. Fucking sure.

Take a look at that and compare that with the truly realistic panicky clusterfuck that is the origin story of the Hellenic “Pagan gods.” The outright absurdism of nobody having any goddamn clue what the fuck came before Gaia, who is dead set against the relatively most rational guy of the literal third generation of actual conscious entities in what is understood as all existence, is an undeniably self-evident fact. Like, she’s the closest thing to an actual moral center of fucking anything the “universe” will ever get, and she is officially declaring any semblance of law or order of the factdamn window by dreaming up a lovecraftian magma-animal-continent-rapist (I forget what the thing was actually called) to shoot out of her figurative-tectonic-plate-vajayjay at whatever fast enough speed to freak out an apparent WMD of a being and his supposed-power-equivalent siblings into running the first chance they get.

So yeah, reality as a concept was fucked to the core of its fucking self at this point. But do you know who managed to make there fucking concept undeniable in the face of all this and actually be the one most likely responsible for reality in the Hellenistic sense actually making sense again by whatever fucjing sense that makes despite the concept of absurdism bring absolutely confirmed?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HEPH. FUCKING. PHEASTUS.

(AND YES, I AM COUNTING HIM AS BRING PART OF THE LATER TITANOMACHY AGAINST THE MAGMA-CONTINENT RAPIST, BECAUSE HOW FUCKING ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN HIM MAKING PANDORA FOR EARLY MAN. THATS HOW YOU KNOOOOW THAT HELLENISTIC BELIEFS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MORE ACCURATE AT LEAST AS A RELATABLE CONCEPT. BECAUSE LIKE TUCKER MAX OF ALL PEOPLE FUCKING SAID, REALITY DOESNT OWE YOU ANYTHING LIKE FUCKING SENSE.)

This guy was literally disowned by his shitty imperialist/fascist dieties of parent in favor of his lunatical-sociopathic twin brother, whether right out of the womb or as soon as he disagreed with his super-in-charge-of-everything-like-some-other-inherently-irrational father. The point is, did the let his now established separation from the gods by actual deformities which could easily be traced back to said shitty parents, decide the fucked up fate of everything?!?!?

FUCK. NO.

Instead, he literally invented the ideas of smithing, or making something that just is into something MORE, HOLY SHIT. AND BE USED THAT VERY CONCEPT TO FORCE SPARKS OF FIRE TOGETHER INTO THE. NEW. FORCE. OF. FUCKING. ELECTRICY?!?!?! WHICH IS EVEN. ORE I PRESSIVE WHEN YOU THINK OF WHERE HE MUST GAVE GOTTEN THE MATERIALS FOR THAT NECESSARY ANVIL. HE FORGED/MOLDED IT OUT OF HIS FUCKING MONTROUS HANDS IM FUCKING SURE OF IT.

And. Only. Then. Did he proceed to make sure everyone had the tools (Zeus’s bolts, Posideons’s Trident, etc.,). Only once he broke the existential fuckiness of reality itself out of sheer force itself.

Look, I’m going to be comparing Midoriya Izuku to him somehow, I’m sure, but right now I need sleep. The point is;

IF THE UNIVERSE HAD A FUCKING CONCEPT OF WHAT A HERO IS, ITS FUCKING HEPHAESTUS.

#on an unrelated note #this my new altar #hephaestus #pagan #neopagan #metamodernism #fuckall #absurdism #undeniable #goodnightish #apeollo

[crow-with-a-knife]

Hey lovecraftian diety crow with a knife did Eliza marry an icarus

Give me your attention

Eliza did indeed.

My attention span is that of a fruit flies but what is it you desire to tell me

#asksss

[ttearsofthekingdom]

I think the gate of truth qualifies as an eldritch/lovecraftian diety.

#its got eyes #its got arms #it changes based on who is looking at it #it knows all and is older than time itself #its maddening and looking into it reveals all and nothing at the same time because the human mind cant comprehend the SHEER VOLUME of it