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faetreides · 1 month

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summary: rafe cameron x afab maid!reader

cw: titfucking, rimming/ass eating, collaring, power imbalance/dubcon, no real face slapping but reader gets rafe’s rings pressed into their face, gun mentions, rafe talks about wanting to do a line off reader’s tits, throwaway implication that his dad saw you, general rafe-esque warnings 💀, very plotless & possibly ooc (i’m new to the show but i’ve been lurking for a bit), rafe spits on reader, slight dumbification/objectification, hate sex coded but that's more bc i have a love/hate relationship with rafe, he calls reader a bitch once and a also a slut once, use of good girl

block & move on if uncomfortable !!

do not translate, repost, or give ai my work

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This stupid carpet is hell on your knees. Not that there was any time to pull a pillow down under them, you were pulled into the room and shoved down so fast you got dizzy. You’re brought out of your ruminations by a rough palm seizing your face in its grasp and squeezing.

Rafe huffs, leaning forward to make sure he didn’t miss the way your eyes widened as his fingers tightened. His gaudy rings are going to leave impressions on your cheeks but it’s hard to care about that right now. One second, you’re dusting off the son of your employer’s bedroom, and the next you’re getting a wad of split slung on your face.

Your pussy decides to be a traitor and clench in response.

“Sorry ‘bout that………” Rafe trails off, flicking the spit off your cheek like he was picking at a persistent hangnail.

The apology is as insincere as it could be but something about the bored inflection in his tone gets you wet.

“It’s fine.” Your “ice princess facade” as he’s called it falls apart a tad, an embarrassing heat blooming throughout your face.

He seems satisfied with his attempt at amateur art and scoops the rest up with two of his fingers. He doesn’t ask you to clean them off, just shoves them in between your plump lips without a word.

“You’re so fuckin’ messy, being such a shitty maid right now, you know that, babe?” He hums, giving your face one final squeeze.

You’re not even sure he knows your name, he sure doesn’t act like it. All he does is coo at you condescendingly as you suckle on his fingers, telling you how much better you are at this. Once you’ve done an adequate job of polishing them off, he pulls the digits away and gives you a weak love tap. Rafe’s obviously wanting to wring something else out of you.

You hate that your first instinct is to say “Yes, sir?”

You also hate that it’s what actually fucking comes out of your mouth.

The grin that splits his mouth reminds you of the only time you’ve ever successfully caught a mouse in an old fashioned trap. A vermin that used to disgust you until it stayed and you gave it a name. And then your mom has to turn you away from the sight of Jacque’s tiny body cleaved in two.

“Get those fucking clothes off, now.” He orders you, palming himself through his khakis. "And toys don't talk back."

You roll your eyes and comply. You ignore Rafe's ramblings about how he wished his dad made you wear one of those skimpy made costumes without underwear, that he way he could stare at your pussy whenever you bent over. The door is wide open, you know you could just make a break for it if you wanted. But you kind of like how the humiliation twists your stomach in a knot. The air in the room gets so much hotter when you focus on the large bulge in front of your face.

As soon as your uniform is lying on the hardwood floor in a rumpled heap, your tits are being squished together. Rafe takes several moments to weigh each globe of flesh in his hands.

"Pretty tits, always wondered what they looked like under that stupid uniform. Wanted to make a mess of you so bad but you had to be all fuckin' stuck up and prissy." He hisses, digging his nails into your breasts.

He massages them in circular motions, forcing them to press together like he could cum untouched to the sight of it alone.

You obediently stay silent as you watch Rafe stagger to his feet and wrestle his leather belt out of his pants. His bottom lip is being toyed with to the point that tiny drops of blood are peeking out of the skin. The leather makes a thwack! sound as it passes through the final belt loop and flops around. Rafe continues to eye your tits like a hawk as he wraps the belt around his hand and kneels down to your level.

He tilts your head up with one finger under your chin, "This is going around your neck, okay? I don't have a leash to go with it, but I'll get one for next time."

You open your mouth to speak or maybe to moan at the vision of the expensive leather tensely coiled around your vulnerable neck like a snake about to strike. The warning look he gives you shut you up, but your damp panties made you want to push him further.

"Don't move a muscle."

The belt was warm to the touch, probably because of all the hours Rafe had spent on the golf course or wherever his "business" takes him. You stay perfectly still as he curled it around your neck, having to wrap it around you again due to the length. The metal belt buckle clicked as he fastens it, tugging it firmly to test how tight it was. It definitely feels like a weight baring down on you, but you seem to be able to breathe so he steps back again.

"There we go, pretty bitch just for me."

His pants fall to the ground unceremoniously, revealing the cock you may have had a stray wet dream or two about. Crowned by neatly and clearly obsessively trimmed hair, it looks about 7 inches and thicker than your forearm. His cock has a slight left curve, with a couple prominent veins and an almost reddish-pink colored tip that puffs out at the sides a bit.

Rafe's cockhead catches the drool that embarrassingly leaks out of your mouth, and you kitten lick the slit as you stare up at him through your lashes. You want to smile at the punched-out groan emanating from above you, but he might slap you for getting cocky, it wouldn't be unwelcome.

"You like it, babe? Yeah, I bet you do."

He brings your hands up to your tits and you pick up on what he wants you to do. Anticipating Rafe Cameron's needs is part of your job after all. You scrape the sides of your chipped painted nails against them as you softly cup and squish the globes together, creating a perfect pocket for him.

"Good girl." He chuckles, ruffling your hair like you were his pet.

He savors the wet slide of his cock through the valley of your breasts. You hold them impossibly closer together, ignoring the discomfort by getting lost in the game of peek a boo his tip is playing with you during every thrust. A near constant stream of precum is flowing from the silt and ending up all over the tops of your tits.

Rafe pants as he speeds up his thrusts, his pupils expanding as he takes in the spectacle of you hot dogging him with your tits. For how preppy he likes to act sometimes, he sure does seem to enjoy painting you with his bodily fluids. He weaves his hands down from their deadly hold on your hair to pinch and flick your nipples.

" 'G-gonna cream all over these gorgeous tits, get them messy, then snort some coke off your nipples after.”

It doesn't take as long as a man like him would prefer before he's spilling all over your heaving chest with a sound so inhuman you'd think he was possessed.

You're past caring if he sees you hungrily open your mouth as wide as possible in the hopes of catching some of his cum in your mouth. You grind your sopping wet cunt against the floor when you do, and fuck it tastes better than it has any right to.

A quiet 'shit' rings out and the room spins as you're swiftly flipped on your stomach. Rafe crowds behind you and yanks your hips up. You don't think much of it until you feel warm breath on your ass. You jolt in surprise, and he gives you a light smack on both cheeks before spreading them with his thumb.

"Bet you thought I wanted your pussy, huh? Well, this tiny hole right here looks much cuter, you can't blame me. We'll get you some cute plugs." Followed by a flat tongue licking a stripe over your rim. He gives your hole a strangely soft peck and then teases the tip of his tongue past the entrance.

You squeal, which you'd be mortified by if the sensation of Rafe's tongue filling up your ass didn't feel so good. The way he curls it and jabs it deeper between your cheeks in short busts is running a huge risk of causing you to go insane. It's like he's exploring every nook and cranny, you should be laughing because the man that treats you like a back-alley whore is up to his ears in your ass. His groans and grunts are muffled but they give you the confidence to be louder.

He drags his face away and hangs his tongue over you until a load of saliva drips down onto you. You shiver when it meets your hole. A high-pitched moan comes out when he massages it into the puckered skin with his thumb.

He dots sloppy open-mouthed kisses up and down your rim, nipping the flesh as he goes.

"I would say it's gonna be too tight, but sluts like you can take anything, right?"

You're too busy nodding to notice the sound of shoes hitting the floor in their rush to get away, or that the person wearing them softly closes the door behind them.

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ampleappleamble · 9 days

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Which Pillars characters would do best/worst at retail or customer service jobs? I'm imagining Aloth in a McDonald's uniform or Vatnir working at Macy's

Fassina, both. obviously.

all of these are secretly about Best Customer Service Associate Fassina. to me

#pillars of eternity #fassina #although the idea of any of these freaks behind a counter is pretty funny #edér having such good numbers at the ranch and home he works at they don't even write him up for coming in high anymore #aloth obsessively reshelving books *correctly this time* at his barnes and noble #pallegina managing her bank branch like a well oiled machine #vatnir doing the bare minimum at his cafe; drooling into the coffee and serving it anyway

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pansear-doodles · 9 months

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I dont get other neurodivergent ppl

How do you guys tolerate the cold?????

#it is so fucking freezing in this bank branch hel

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0hellifiknow0 · 29 days

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There’s a good chance that in a couple of weeks the Rafah border into Egypt is going to close. If this happens, there are almost 800 families on this spread sheet who’ll be trapped. If you can, please donate. If you can’t, try to spread the word.

#free palestine #gaza #west bank #palestine #rafah #operation olive branch #fundrasier

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pinehutch · 3 months

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Feel like there's a type of fun I've forgotten to be having!

#my brain is just shuffling between work and distractions #i want to be exercising more and traveling and writing but I feel like 10 years of career dealing with increasingly sticky problems #have brought me to the stickiest problems yet. ones that I can't solve just by being smart and diligent #so my brain is turning them over trying to find a new way in #meanwhile. my body is still problematic. though sleeping is helping a lot #anyway. giving it a year. one more year to see how i do with the actual scaffolding under me #and then! we'll see. i have a particular set of skills (not murder) that could give me the same kind of job anywhere #but what if i got some different ones #anyway I'm antsy and a bit lonesome these days #which is it's own kind of sticky problem for reasons that are probably figure-out-able #but one thing at a time. brain and bod and bank accounts. scaffolding #and branching

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the-busy-ghost · 9 months

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Love that Wilkie Collins apparently kept getting letters from guys who were convinced that Marian Halcombe must have been based on a real woman, begging him to introduce them because they were desperate to marry her

#Look Marian didn't need a man but also good for the girl that gets introduced to us as the ugly sister #And I don't mean in that silly Hollywood 'wears glasses but is otherwise conventionally hot way'#I mean 'there is nothing wrong with this woman but she has features that are still mocked and treated with revulsion in the 21st century #So yeah Marian can get it #Poor Wilkie Collins though like how many times do you have to break the hearts of various Berties and Georges and Neds #Before they understand that this fictional character you created isn't going to marry them #All these dudes totally convinced that he was hiding her somewhere #Not to mention all the exasperated parents in Britain whose sons won't get married because they're pining for a fictional woman #Young Algernon COULD be working hard to get a promotion at the bank but instead he's rereading the woman in white again #Cecil turns down a perfectly good job in Canada because he's president of the West Dulwich branch of the Miss Halcombe fan club #And I realise I sound very dismissive but honestly? Good for these young men as well #The Woman in White

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firebird-nonnette · 6 months

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I never post, but just finished Loki s2e4 and.... what the hell?

Rant in the tags...

#loki spoilers #spoilers #like i can guess that this is leading up to some kind of TVA timeline branch #where they can get another shot at this #but everything was so choppy and scenes lacked progress or cosnequence #they were only exclamated by intense and disappointing gore or hopelessness #a real tough watch and tougher on suspending disbelief #and im nitpicking but it was only a 'magic dampener' that was keeping magic from being real in the TVA?#seems a little eh... like are infinity stones powerful now?#i had loved the idea of the TVA being a place without magic simply bc it was mysteriously separate from the rest of reality #anyways i just had to rant #old-man-yells-at-cloud style #im hoping that wasnt the end of Timely #i knew something bad was gonna happen to him when he had his cocoa #they only make characters do something that cute if theyre gonna suffer #im banking on next weeks ep being about going back on the TVAs timeline #the TVA used to be timeless but now that timeslipping is possible in the TVA i imagine that meand the TVA is now a part of 'time'#just kinda disappointed in the writing for this episode #but most marvel shows tend to have a episode 3-5 dip in quality for some reason #oh well

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snailtiddies420 · 1 year

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Excuse me Buddy Daddies I am not mentally well enough for only a filler episode this week

#buddy daddies #snailspeaks #love this show man #its been a bad week #almost wrecked last day and while I’m fine it’s fucked my anxiety this week #and then my computer shit itself and had to be completely wiped #client at work yelled at me for something I had fuck all to do with #burnt my carpet #and I’ve had a head ache for two days #and I’m locked out of my bank account for a technical issue I’m gonna have to drive an hour to a branch to get fixed #but my husband brought me coffee so I’m livin it up

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hatedmaggot · 1 month

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elliot's out of cat food again and everything is shut bc its easter idk what to do how am i going to even feed him over the weekend

#even if things were open i cant set up paypal til april8 (bc thats when my digital bank statement comes in (theres no anz branches here))#so i dont have any money. i dont even have money for the laundromat which is only $4 so i dont have clean clothes. sigh

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running-in-the-dark · 1 month

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it's actually evil that you need to have a (newer) smartphone and an app to confirm the transaction every time you want to transfer money

for many, many reasons, but mostly because it's one more thing I need to keep figuring out for my mother and I don't want to!

#first I had to add her account to my app and deal with that for six months because her phone was too old for the app #then I gave her my phone when I got a new one (the fact that she needed one for that was a big factor in me buying a new one)#and had to set all of that up.#and now. she keeps having problems with it!! and she doesn't understand my instructions on the phone!! so I have to drive over there to fix #whatever she did #which right now only takes 30 minutes if I'm lucky (depends on how annoying she wants to be that day)#but once we move it'll be an hour of driving alone. plus the time I'll have to spend at her place.#so yeah I'm pissed off about it #the TAN generator things that you put your bank card in worked perfectly fine but noooo everyone has a smartphone right 🙄🙄🙄#fucking hate that shit #especially since the tiny branch of her bank in her village closed a few years ago. so yeah either you have a smartphone and someone to help #you set that up and solve any issues. or you have a car to drive to the nearest bank and do it that way.#this sucks #personal

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dontmeantobepoliticalbut · 9 months

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The Texas A&M University Professor Joy Alonzo criticized the Texas Lieutenant Governor, Dan Patrick, during a visiting lecture in March 2023 on the opioid crisis at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, Texas.

Just hours later, Alonzo learned a student accused her of disparaging Patrick during the lecture. The complaint reached her supervisors and the Chancellor of Texas A&M, John Sharp, who was in communication directly with the Lieutenant Governor’s office.

The student is reportedly the daughter of the Texas Land Commissioner, Dawn Buckingham, who served in the Texas senate with Patrick for six years, received an endorsement from him in her run for Land Commissioner, and had attended Sharp’s wedding in May.

Less than two hours after the lecture had ended, Patrick’s chief of staff forwarded Alonzo’s professional biography to Sharp, reported the Texas Tribune. The Chancellor responded to the Lieutenant Governor directly via text message that Alonzo would immediately be placed on administrative leave pending an investigation to fire her.

The University of Texas Medical Board quickly issued a censure statement, distancing itself from any comments Alonzo made during the lecture.

Texas A&M and the University of Texas Medical Board did not specify what Alonzo said during the lecture that prompted the investigation. Students interviewed by the Texas Tribune only recalled a vague reference to Patrick during the lecture on opioid overdose policies. Texas A&M ultimately allowed Alonzo to retain her job after the investigation did not reveal any wrongdoing.

The swift investigation sparked criticism from Alonzo’s colleagues and free speech advocates over the interference of politicians into classroom discussions and how state universities are managed.

Adam Steinbaugh, an attorney with the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, a non-profit legal group focused on protecting free speech on college campuses, criticized the investigation as “inappropriate” in an interview with the Tribune and noted its chilling effect, regardless of the outcome of the investigation.

Marcia Ory, a professor at Texas A&M Health and co-chair of the university’s Opioid Task Force with Alonzo, noted the long-term consequences of the interference in an email to Jon Mogford, vice-president of Texas A&M Health.

The reporting of the suspension and investigation of Alonzo comes as the Texas A&M President, Katherine Banks, resigned last week over the backlash to politically motivated outsiders halting the hiring by the university of Kathleen McElroy, a Black journalism professor at the University of Texas at Austin, to revive the journalism school at Texas A&M.

On Alonzo, a spokesperson for the university system told the Tribune: “It is not unusual to respond to any state official who has concerns about anything occurring at the Texas A&M System,” claiming the system followed standard procedure investigating the claim against Alonzo.

The Guardian has contacted Texas A&M, Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, and Joy Alonzo for further comment.

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andoutofharm · 1 year

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having A Time today mr youtube pull up the video of pete and patrick playing with puppies. yes i know it’s a buzzfeed video. guve it to me

#i am so so so tired and i have to drive into the city after work to go to the bank because it doesnt have any branches in my town #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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goldenpinof · 1 year

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Ryann left irl digital (irlmerch) last month

#fuckkkk #i suspected it when she changed her bio #and then posted a link to banks merch #and now according to linkedin yeah #she left dnp's company #sad for us good for her #i wonder what is going on there and if they will close the us branch at all #irl merch #ryann #the crew

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aro-aizawa · 2 years

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oh boy have i had a productive day:

got out of bed immediately

emptied the dishwasher

filled the dishwasher (i usually only do one part of it, rarely both)

had breakfast downstairs

sent an email i had been putting off since the day i got it (friday)

finished a oneshot that i’ve been working on since the 1st

and made a good start on the colouring of a drawing i want to finish asap

AND i’ve only been awake for like seven hours, so fingers crossed i can keep this momentum going and do more

#shut up danni #im HOPING that by the time 9am rolls around i'll be awake enough to go into town #bc i have a v immediate need to update my bank details and going to town is the easiest way to go a branch of my bank #and i need to do that asap otherwise i won't be able to get my passport organised #and the bank is only ever open when everyone i know is working so no one can give me a lift except on saturdays #and saturday is WAY too late because i'm already like two weeks behind on getting this sorted #if i have to wait until saturday then it'll be three weeks #which nope not doing it!#i've been waiting for MONTHS for my passport to get organised and i am not going to delay this any longer #anyways i am proud of myself #i've also been getting p good at splatoon in that i've managed to splat like 9 people in more than three matches today which is SO GOOD #when my average in 2 was like 2 or 3 rip #helps that i think they may have tweaked the matchup settings #so you're playing with more ppl who are at your level not that you can tell other people's levels #it feels like a much fairer game even though i have a higher defeat ratio than i do a victory ratio lmao

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mildmayfoxe · 8 months

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ok. luckily i DO have a local bank account that i made when i moved here that i basically haven't used in a while and i DO also have some mature savings bonds that i've been holding onto as ~emergency money~ so i am going to walk over there to that bank, reup my account, deposit my bonds, send an email to my landlord to ask if i can pay them with a check this month because this bank does NOT do zelle and when i downloaded the zelle app to check that i could use my other debit card they were like "hey your phone number is already associated with us with a different bank!! just use that account, haha! :)" which i would love to do but apparently all my fucking savings are compromised. it's also fucked that i couldnt download the zelle app to my ipad and had to delete stuff off my phone to even try to download it because my phone and i are in a constant memory war. but i digress. there are local branches of my main bank approx one and a half hours drive away so if i can convince someone to go with me to one of them sometime later next week (since i do not have a CAR!!) i may be able to figure this out and get all my savings back. but until then i am going to reroute my paycheck direct deposits etc to this second bank account so i will not have to put everything on my fucking CREDIT CARD

#this is so stupid i hate this. i have so much other stuff to do but apparently my fucking bank looooves to let people do whatever #chatpost #i literally cannot believe that the person i talked to on the phone was like 'well you have to open a new account' WHO was going to #tell me this????? HELLO????#what the fuck is going ON??????#i mean genuinely and truly thank GOD i have other recourse.#like thank god i have these bonds; thank god i have a credit card; thank god i have another bank account #if this happened to someone else who did not have these things in my situation w local branch far away i do not know WHAT they would do

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