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gello-hello · 11 months
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Deacon 🤷
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fallout-fucker · 10 months
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Sole Survivor Headcanon
Kind of OC based but it's also vague (Although Minutemen leaning) so like. If your Sole wasn't a soldier or lawyer. Or anything. Just a skill-less bastard. You might like this. Enjoy.
Sole being trusted by so many factions just for breathing is so funny actually. Like they deadass crawl out of a cave, freshly traumatised, and told they're a General? Because they helped someone? Cool, yeah, sure, uh-huh. That's a great amount of pressure to handle on top of their circumstances.
I like to think that everyone also assumes they're insanely clever. It's not that Sole isn't, per se, but everyone treats them like a genius. A prodigy. People have told Sole they understand why Preston trusted them so much because the Commonwealth 'needs their level of knowledge and intelligence to get better'. To which Sole is always bewildered, because their 'extensive level of knowledge' is just. High school level. Basic science lessons.
They know about evolution and stem cells and stuff. They know how disease and antibodies work. They're praised for changing people's opinions on vaccination when, with the help of Curie, they start a campaign to bring back vaccines. Their goal was to fight the viruses that had been brought back from near extinction from 200+ years of no healthcare system, no scientists and doctors to cure them. A tilt back in the direction of accessible Pre-War healthcare.
Sole knows history. They know what to watch out for, how to spot tension between factions. They know how to avoid more war, lessons learned from textbooks and late nights with post-it notes. They know how to piece together a scale and pin point the tipping point to stop it before shit goes down because they did a project about it on a WW1 assignment. The Great War. The irony is not lost on Sole when they contemplate that name for too long.
They're decent at Maths. Decent enough to make sure the caps and donations to the Minutemen are being put to good use. To make sure the book keeping is up to code and every cap is accounted for, and what it should be put towards. Like trying to bring back vaccines from 200 years ago. Negotiating with Vault 81 to let Curie use the old lab there goes way more smoothly when they've got the caps to make a worthy case for the cause.
Sole knows why people assume their mind is unmatched, though. In a way it is, sort of, they suppose. Since education is rare in the Post-War world, and even then it's not at the level it was Pre-War, Sole just seems smart. Everyone thinks they are.
Sole never knows how to handle it.
Are they complicit for letting people believe they're a genius? Should they keep up the charade so people listen to them? The thought keeps them up at night. Preston laughs at them for it.
MacCready reminds them of the many times they looked like a dumbass in every other circumstance where they lacked knowledge. 210 years of missing out on General Wolrd Stuff will do that to ya. It's not necessarily their fault, but he still likes to drag them for the time they got food poisoning because they didn't realise some of the new plants had to be cooked before consumption.
Every time someone acts in awe of Sole's intelligence, MacCready snickers because he was there in the early days. Sole had hired him to watch their back. Soon enough he became their mentor on how to shoot a gun properly. How to maintain it. What to eat, what not to eat, what to definetly not eat. How to make sure mole rat meat is 100% cooked. How to safely remove as much radiation as possible from water and food when you have only basic supplies. He would never think Sole is stupid. They know a lot compared to most people, but learning how to survive and knowing how to count are very different types of knowledge. No, he'd never think they're stupid. But he definetly humbles them, which Sole is actually happy about. He still affectionately calls them an idiot and reminds them of the time they tripped over their own laces, alerting the radstag they were hunting of their presence. And the food poisoning thing. And the incident with the bucket. And when they almost touched a deadly plant because they thought it would look nice in a vase they found.
Thing is, Preston taught them basics of how to shoot and fight before they left Sanctuary. MacCready picked up the workload when he met Sole and realised they'd likely get them both killed if he didn't. Cait showed them hand to hand combat and lockpicking. Everyone at some point taught Sole something. So Sole goes red from embarrassment when being complimented on their mind, because they know they're gonna get an earful from their friends later. Affectionately bullied. You know Deacon has some blackmail level information from the months he followed them. They all sit at Sole's kitchen counter and share stories of Sole's embarrassing misadventures over breakfast. That's just what a family does.
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buttercup-barf · 27 days
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I so rarely get to celebrate anyone's or anything's BirthDay, so here's a Deacon, while the April Fools is going strong! In some timezones, at least!
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techmomma · 2 years
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A thought I had regarding Fallout 4 today: who've your favourite companions, to travel with and/or personality and/or appearance wise?
so here is the thing: i know who all the companions are, their arcs, what it's like to travel with them
i usually solo playthrough with no companions. Dogmeat has been a mostly acceptable companion thus far but sometimes man. sometimes I want to send him back to the Red Rocket and go it alone.
on a different playthrough though i'm gonna bring along my fave dilf synth detective Nick Valentine u_u
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ghost-qwq · 4 months
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Fallout HCs about video games cuz I'm absolutely batshit insane about these characters
(Fo3, NV and 4 but it's only characters I am crazy normal about)
Fo3 (Butch, Charon and RJ)
Butch
I'm being so honest with you, I think he'd LOVE rhythm games
He's a big music guy to me!!!
Rhythm games player,, he also would play the fuck out of multiplayer fps games
but Lone would have to make him stop because he gets really mad when he loses
He's fucking horrible at puzzle games also, he makes Lone solve puzzles for him but totally not because he needs help
He just uh... Thinks Lone is too dumb to figure it out... Yeah...
Charon
Okay I know I picked the characters but I'm so clueless for him
Maybe fps but idk
Actually this guy likes puzzle games
He watches Butch fail horribly and silently judges him
Puzzle games and like... Games with specific tasks you need to repeat
I'm thinking like Potion Craft and Sticky Business
bro would love cleaning games I think
PowerWash Sim and Viscera Cleanup Detail are his beloveds
RJ
This kid would play multiplayer fps games and absolutely kick ass too
He's the mean kid on mic telling you how shit you were...
He gets mad when he loses and quits
But not before saying that he's never playing that game again
... And then he's playing the same game the next day
He's such a little hater I think he'd say all kids games are for babies
He would LOVE to play them though :(
Would sooner kiss a Deathclaw than play a horror game though...
He'd act like he's not scared until he physically couldn't hide it anymore
FNV (Veronica, Arcade, Benny, Boone, Raul and Vulpes)
Veronica
Fps 100%
She's the one beating Butch all the time and she's having a blast doing it
Maybe also sorting games?
Ooh exploration games even
I barely traveled with Veronica but I feel like she would get really deep into the lore of whatever game she's playing
Unpacking fan I feel
I think she'd like ARGs too
She'd play slime rancher and throw tars into the sea as soon as she sees them
Arcade
He feels like a strategy game player
CIV player
Probably also likes cleaning/sorting games
I don't think he'd play video games very often... Sort of just a thing he does when there is NOTHING else to do
Probably would play Niche
Maybe Spore
I honestly have no clue with him beyond that
Benny
I'd like to start this by saying that he's comically bad at every game he plays
Other than gambling ones
He plays strategy games and loses every single time
He could not win a game to save his own life
Only games he's okay at are like... Ones it's hard to lose,,
And house flipper... He feels like a house flipper guy if he had to play
He also plays the Sims,, he loves that game so much
Boone
Really challenging myself here
I think he'd be good at fps but not really like them very much
Idk why but he feels like an rdr2 player to me a little
He also plays Plants Vs. Zombies because he's great
Idk he absolutely doesn't play games ever and when he does it's like,, card games
Boone is not the gamer of the group
Raul
Fuck oh God why did I put him on this list
Also a house flipper kind of guy but unlike Benny he's actually good at it
When he plays games it's to relax !!
He's playing fucking Stardew Valley and having a nice time
He plays Golf With Your Friends with the Courier...
Kinda feels like a Terraria player but he has actually no clue what he's doing,,
Plays Minecraft but only to build a house then turn the game off
If anyone tries to teach him a game he pulls the old man card
He will not play a game if he doesn't want too...
He's just "too old to figure it out"
Vulpes
Like Arcade he also plays CIV
But he's annoying about it somehow
Strategy and puzzle game player
No matter the game he acts like he's better than you for playing it somehow
Plays Terraria like Raul but he knows what he's doing and won't stop being a bitch about it
He acts like whoever he's playing with is stupid for not understanding whatever game they're playing
Fo4 (Nick, Deacon, Danse, Curie, Preston and MacCready again)
Nick
He's just like Raul tbh
When he plays a game it's to relax or with friends
He also plays Golf With Your Friends... Probably with Ellie and Sole
I think he'd like playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...
Jackbox games too
He likes having fun with friends okay? :( let peepaw play a damn game
Probably would also like PowerWash Sim
Maybe even Slime Rancher
Deacon
I'm struggling more with what games he WOULDN'T play
He'd play multiplayer horror games with everyone and NOT do what he's supposed to
Not because he's uh... Scared or anything...
He's in the Railroad, obviously he likes Detroit: Become Human
Idk why but he feels like he would love OneShot
BattleBlock Theater kind of guy 100%
Like I said, I have no idea what he wouldn't play...
I think he'd play anything with his friends though
Kind of guy to find the absolute worst quality game to play and get it for everyone so they can all suffer together
Danse
Strategy games.
Or games with a very direct path
I think he'd be overwhelmed by open world games
Too much to do and not enough direction on where to go first
Survival games I think he'd like too
Hates horror games,, he would never admit it but he always gets jumpy
I honestly don't think he'd play anything other than strategy games without being pushed but shh.... If he were a gamer
Curie
Cleaning games or games that focus on science
HUGE Niche fan
She has no clue how to play a video game but she knows science!!
CIV player but she doesn't attack anyone unless they attack first... She just wants to make her cities and make everyone in them happy. That's literally it
Preston
I think he's in the same boat as Nick but he can't pull the old man card
He's just not a big fan of video games
But as long as he's playing with friends I think he'd have a good time
Probably would hate horror games too...
They're fun until it gets actually scary and then he doesn't want to play anymore
Honestly, I think he might like Don't Starve
Idk why... He'd play Wilson I think
Or Wendy
MacCready again
look he's older now
He still plays multiplayer fps games but he doesn't get as mad at them
He doesn't say as mean things anymore... And when he says it he says it to himself
I think Butch got him into rhythm games as a kid but he isn't good at them
100% would play video games with his kid.
He'd play like,, bugsnax when Duncan is older and lose his mind
I'm being so honest with you I think he's not good at any games that aren't fps...
EXCEPT. Stardew Valley. He would never in a million years admit it but he'd loved that fucking game.
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midknitefox · 27 days
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took a break from cult of the lamb to play through fallout 4 so I can motivate myself some more. have some highlights. I wrote down all my thoughts while playing! ofc spoilers for fallout 4.
"if I don't answer the door, we won't be bombed, surely"
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"I love codsworth but I went to retrieve nick valentine and codsworth kept getting stuck. he's too bulky to fit through some of the spaces in there so I was basically on my own until he decided to teleport 😭"
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""it had been filled with fish-? or monsters? or- monster fish?? maybe, I don't know- i- we- da- not relevant! the minutemen are there now! thats good! for them. and I guess... everyone else too."
I love listening to Travis over the radio talk in between songs he's so amusing-"
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"just got a fat man and some ammo and stimpacks
should I be scared for what's coming-"
"Kellogg kept killing me so I delivered him a mini nuke to the face and got him right off the bat."
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"nick we just got here [goodneighbor] what the fuck are you drinking and where did you get it"
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"dogmeat uses the doghouse 😭💖 omg"
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"I GOT A VIDEO GAME IN THE VIDEO GAME!! Hold on, Nick. my son can wait. I have to game."
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"I got in my power armor and nick went "always wondered what you'd look like as a robot... not too shabby."
bRO. i love this man"
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"me: you took down 4 guys by yourself?
nick:"
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"I got to sanctuary and I couldn't find ANYONE even though I checked all the houses. nobody was asleep even tho it was the middle of the night. and so I was checking the house where nick likes to hammer the walls for some reason and I looked out the window. outside I saw jun and 2 settlers standing in the middle of the farm for no reason
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I went outside to look and marcy, Preston, and mama Murphy were also outside in the farm standing in a line against the wall where I couldn't see them.
what. the fuck."
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"oh my goddddd I went and met the radio man in diamond city and he is so pathetic
I love him so much.
the big Russian bartender guy in the city and his brother asked me to help them raise his confidence
this is such a sweet questline
casually putting off getting Hancock for this-"
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"THERES A GHOUL IN THE BAR
WHAT
civilian: I think the mayor's okay, he's kept the ghouls out hasn't he?
the ghoul RIGHT BEHIND THEM:"
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"I got this off. a legendary radroach. imagine me charging through the commonwealth wielding a rolling pin.
ah... nice. I'll hold on to it."
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"YAY new friend ! Deacon can come follow me around now!!
I'm still gonna keep valentine around though."
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"it's perfect."
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"oh
oh god
I just realized it's called "Swan's Pond"
not "Swan Pond"
and when I initially passed it. Codsworth made note that "There's still a Swan boat here"
..........I hate everything. I have to go deal with this now. I can't not." (me who's actually never dealt with swan before)
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"mwah"
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(I'll have to reblog cause I'm out of images to post LMAO)
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sassenashsworld · 4 months
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Deacon : [spraying a melted cutting board with a thirst zapper] We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down
Nora : I actually just put it in the oven...
Nick : God... so you decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Deacon : [spraying Nora] You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Nora : Bro, it's rude
Hancock : OH I'M FUCKING HIGH! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Nick : Without chicken... and without Alfredo?
Deacon : And now without cutting board
Preston : [watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation]
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c0ck-pr1nc3-0f-la · 12 days
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Hi!! I'm a new and impressionable vampire kid(was recently bitten)!!
Now my parents are totally dead, but not in a million years would I ask you of all vampires to be my new dad. Anyway, any tips on how to be a vampire?
Hm, vampire tips? First off, not exactly a blog for kids bro, so best to scroll away after this post. Second, here's my advice with my ever so big experience:
-Follow the masquerade. This should be pretty obvious, but gotta tell yah just in case broski. (Do you know the masquerade rules?)
-Know what's in the blood your drinking. Not every person is so freshy fresh bro, there could be shit in their blood that hurts you, like drugs or whatever.
-Be careful to not frenzy. Control the amount of blood you drink, taking too much could make you lose your humanity and generally frenzies aren't fun.
-Listen to your sire. They've done the game before you, they know how this works better then you.
-Respect the domain.
I have more, but these should be enough for now. Have any more questions, I'd recommend asking Sheriff Deacon Keller, he knows a lot.
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beevean · 2 days
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ooh, if you're still doing the top 5 ask game, i just thought of one:
your top 5 favorite Queen songs that are NOT part of their greatest hits albums? or generally songs you feel are underrated~
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ah man. ah man how can I choose. I can count on one hand the songs that I don't love. bro how could you do this to me. love this question but bro.
You know, I could just say "Queen II" and be done with it lmao. I think the only song that ended up on a GH album was Seven Seas Of Rhye which i don't like anyway lmao. Or 90% of John Deacon's songs that are not Another One Bites the Dust or I Want To Break Free lol.
5) Keep Passing The Open Windows. I like to see this one as the serious version of the irriverent Don't Try Suicide lol. Yeah sure joking about suicide is funny and all (I guess), but sometimes you need a heartfelt pep talk. It helps comforting me when I'm down :) also check out that bass line <3
4) In The Lap Of The Gods. I don't like the Revisited version all that much. But this one? With Roger sounding like he's descending from Heaven? And the live version where John is going ham on the bass? And that sweet guitar with that iconic Brian sound? Why does everyone ignore it? D:
3) Flick Of The Wrist. The older sibling of the slightly more famous Death On Two Legs, something about Freddie's vitriol and graphic description of his frustration gets me.
2) White Queen. I like that gimmick Freddie and Brian had at the beginning, with them representing black and white respectively - this makes this song Brian to his finest, a melancholic romantic. But of course, you can't talk about White Queen without mentioning the jawdroppingly beautiful live version, with the guitar and piano mixing together for something indescribable...
1) Mother Love. I can't listen to this song without sobbing like a baby. Even without knowing the context of Freddie being so close to his death that he couldn't even finish the song (and still belting out those notes, I get goosebumps), it's just so profoundly sad. It's in the sound of the guitar... It makes me nostalgic.
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advictoriams · 1 year
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For the character ask game ✨
A detective robot- not Connor, who goes by the name of Nick Valentine! 😁
1: sexuality headcanon
Every companion is canonically bisexual
2: otp:
@actualsunflower 's OC Jay Evarhart-Valentine
3: brotp:
Deacon and maybe Danse after leaving the Brotherhood and joining Valentine's Detective Agency.
4: notp:
I don't really have one tbh.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head:
Piper and Nat are the closest thing to daughters Nick has had. He looks after those two like his own.
6: favorite line from this character
"Used To Go With A Gal From Malden. And To Head Off The Next Natural Question: No, She Wasn't A Toaster."
7: one way in which I relate to this character
I'm old lol
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
Nothing really? Not when Todd destroyed the Brotherhood of Steel to make them mildly fascist and overboard with human exceptionalism? (An issue in general I have with Fallout 4. And sure the argument could be made that The Outcasts outnumbered Elder Lyons, but like. That's not what they were dude.)
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
Little known fun fact: Nick Valentine is my grandpa bro
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amazinglyegg · 1 year
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Egg!!!!!!! I wanna kno. What companions you thing would smoke the za? Which companions would enjoy it or hate it or not wanna try it again?
Finally, now THIS is a good companions react!!!
Side note you almost got a "companions react to pizza" because I did NOT know what "za" was slang for. I was very confused on why companions would smoke pizza. I am not a cool druggie :(
Also also I Have Never Touched A Drug Ever so all my information comes from spying on my older sister and her friends "doing their homework in the backyard" when I was like seven. Enjoy.
Companions React to: Weed
Cait:
Yeah sure why not
Pre Benign Intervention she already does a shit ton of psycho so she wouldn't turn down weed
Post Benign Intervention probably won't continue though for obvious reasons
Not the type of person to make it her entire personality though
Codsworth:
Maybe???
Okay okay I know he can't actually smoke it BUT
It's not like they'd program a mr handy to snitch on their owner for slurping on the bong (is that what they do??? That's what it sounds like)
If Sole's having a good time with friends then Codsworth's happy to be the designated sober friend :)
Curie:
Will only try it if its edibles
Smoking is BAD FOR THE LUNGS and she's the type of person to smell someone smoking weed from across the road and complain about it
She is interested in seeing what being high is like and there's no real risks to it so she's down for experimenting
Probably won't do it again but she enjoyed the experience
Danse:
Medical use marijuana?? More likely than you may think
NOT a partier tho. Will take his One (1) perscribed gummy bear he keeps in his weekly pill organizer and frown at anyone who even mentions the number 420
Makes it surprisingly easy to sneak it past him tho. "I'm making weed brownies.... for medical reasons.... the baking helps with my anxiety as well. Don't eat them."
Deacon:
Oh yeah totally [lie]
You would 100% THINK he's the guy to smoke pot. He knows all the code words. He wears the weed shirts. He knows what "za" means.
But deep down he's a fraud
After getting clean from hard chems he really just does not want to touch any drugs or be around high people in general
His deep insecurities and fear of being abandoned as soon as he's unlikeable will leave him too scared to admit any of that though, so he'll end up smoking just to fit in if he can't find a good excuse to do otherwise
Desdemona:
Has probably done it as a teen and probably enjoyed it but won't do it again
She is too important to the Railroad to ever be inebriated
Unless Glory convinces her to take a break and then mayybbee she'll get high with her
Takes a lot of convincing though and will probably only happen as a celebration for destroying the Institute
Father:
Sole will blow smoke in his face and he will die right there and then he is Too Old
Gage:
Gage canonically doesn't like drugs but come on he'd smoke weed
Just a little bit. As a treat. Not the type of person to get ridiculously high for hours
Probably had a bunch of bad highs in the past and now is too scared to do it again around others
Hancock:
Not only does he enjoy it, he's like, Into It
Knows all the different kinds of strains and will shit talk your dealer if you show up with Low Quality Weed
Don't ask him too many questions or else you'll be listening to him explain the details of every strain for three hours straight
Maccready:
NO drugs are BAD and he needs to be a GOOD INFLUENCE for his SON
Ends up getting FOMO immediately and tries it.
Probably enjoys it??? Idk bro this is such a hard prompt I DONT KNOW WHAT WEED IS LIKE
Maxson:
I give up
Nick:
This comic is all you need
Piper:
Would try it if Sole gave it to her
NOT IN FRONT OF NAT THOUGH
Would enjoy it
Uses all the terminology wrong though
Preston:
Lets be honest he needs it
Probably won't like it recreationally and good luck getting him to a doctor so he can get it medically
But medical marijuana would be helpful for him pls get him some
X6-88:
He's a teen boy who's rebelling from his parents (the institute) for the first time so of course he tries it
Acts like he enjoys it even if he doesn't
Does this
Bonus Carrington because I have a good guess on who sent this ask:
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lucilleandherrobots · 2 years
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Nicknames I call my companions:
Codsworth: Codsy, British Nick, THE CARRR!!! HOW DO YOU POLISH RUST?!?!
Deacon: Spy, Stalker, Deeky, the Shades
Danse: Boy scout, Soldier, Danse Danse Revolution, Dansie, I'm sorry (for blowing up the Prydwen and siding with the Railroad)
Cait: Karen Gillan, Angry, I'm not bending my morals for you to like me (I say this so often it might as well be a nickname)
McCready: Poor little Meow Meow, Mac, Merc
Ada: Glados, Ada Wong
Old Longfellow: Grandpa, grandad
Preston: Boy scout 2.0, thanks (irritably)
Porter Gage: Gage, Dumbarse I'd Like to Punch, RIP (cause I punched him too hard freeing Nuka World)
X6-88: The Target Shopping Center of Companions, Robot, Seriously can you even feel? Also sorry but not too sorry (for blowing up the Institute)
Strong; STRONK, Drax, Big Guy
Piper: Fox (News), buzzsaw (thanks to a bug in my game), Buzzfeed
Curie: Sweetie, Love, Sweetheart, honey, Honey-sweetie-pie, Marie
Hancock: John, Han, Bro, Heavy Weapons Man, John with emphasis when he does something ridiculous
Nick Valentine: Nicky, Nick, Val, Valentine, Dad, Grandad, Literature nerd, The (Silver) Shroud
Based on this post right here.
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gayvillains · 1 year
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tagged by @bornforastorm (cheers bro!!)
Rules: post the first sentence of your last ten fics. If you haven't written ten fics, share as many first sentences as you have.
Okay, most of the fics I'm writing have not been published yet lol. society if I ever finished anything etc.
Fel Seren Yn Y Glas - Colin is no stranger to acute self-consciousness.
Basilica is a Place of Worship (unpublished) - Blackbeard wipes blood from his eyelids with the back of his hand and Izzy watches his bicep flex with the motion, watches him spit at the still-twitching corpse that had, moments ago, been attempting to embed its fingernails into his cheeks with all the force of a man desperately clawing away from certain death.
A Brother's Debts (unpublished) - Richie’s got the death shakes.
Blue is the Eye (unpublished) - Skeen stoops down among the mist-grey reeds, his bare feet planted firmly in the mud and the sediment of the lochan-bed, one hand plunged into the blue sucking water.
Dog and Lamb (unpublished) - Skeen already knows, but the confirmation is in his hand against the nape of Nemik’s neck.
Company (unpublished) - The word, he is familiar with.
Everything In Its Right Place (unpublished) - It takes only a lungful of stale sweat and lager to remember the loose roll of cloth wrapped up in his pocket.
Man in the Mirror (unpublished) - It’s August when he tells them.
Applausible Deniability (unpublished) - Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Under the Moonlight (the Serious Moonlight) (unpublished) - “No,” Deacon says, stubbornly expecting that, against all odds, to be the end of it.
tagging @inkyfishesii @mistergoddess @ireallyamabear @lepainlapine @varietysky @toomanyfandomsneverenoughtime and anyone else who reads this
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moregraceful · 2 years
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collection of things lyft drivers have said to me while i went on a trip in columbus, ohio, usa:
[first trip straight out of the airport] "why did you come here? columbus fuckin' sucks." me: i'm here for a wedding. do you have any recommendations for stuff for me to do in columbus? i have a couple free days. "bro, i'm so sick of this place. i don't know."
[on a morning trip to get bagels] "so, where are you from?" me: california. "california...man, someday i'm gonna get out of this town. i'm afraid of flying, but i'm gonna get out of here. i'm gonna get a dog and buy a van and drive across the country and see it all. i've lived in columbus my whole life, but someday i'm leaving. i don't go places, i've only left columbus once." me: i hope you get to do that! "i'm a nurse and i want to retire in six years, then i'm going to drive to all over the country. i don't want to die before i see where i live!"
[on a trip to the hotel] "i like the funny passengers. you would not have gotten this out of me, i wouldn't have told anyone, but you know what this man said to me? he got in my car and he said he was a flaming faggot. he said that. he said that he used be a father of three and he was a church deacon! and i said, well, what happened? and he said that his wife caught him in bed with another man." me: oh my god?!?! "i know, i would not have told anyone that! and then he invited me to to help judge a drag show but i was like, 'girl, i gotta drive!'"
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kayrockerqog · 9 months
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also hi hello I had a day off today and I got SO much done in my Days Gone playthrough
I'm obsessed with the game, Deacon St. John owns part of my heart, with a majority also going to Iron Mike because I am predictable™️
BUT
and Spoilers under the cut
LEAVING FOR GLACIER LAKE GOT ME EMOTIONAL, THEN I'M IN THE ARMY
AND THEN WE FIND SARAH IN HER TENT AND SHES ALIVE SHES REAL SHES SO REAL AND I AM
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LIKE MAN I WAS CRYING BRO HE GOT HIS WIFE BACK!!!! SHES ALIVE!!!! SARAH WHITAKER REAL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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ursbearhug · 10 months
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First officially sourced post incoming.
I remember when I was younger and I was visiting an old abbey turned hospital turned estate turned ??? after the WWI. Not relevant just a weird flex I guess.
Anyway, in medival times, cantors, priests and deacons would practice their breathing and shouting capacities by learning how to breath with their belly while weightened; typically by books, in some cases maybe a brick or two, because having the right architecture for the sound is one thing, and being able to sprout Christian nonsense at least 5 times a day is another. Source? Me. Trust me bro.
(I vaguely remember learning about it in said abbey, so I guess it wasn't as irrelevant as I thought. Big if true, I'm not willing to research it, I'm just here dissociating)
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