#Cat Pee Resistant Couch

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

The Sans's have been turned into cats from science/magic mishap and now their bro has to deal with cat them for a week

Undertale Papyrus - Well, that's like having Sans but this time he has really an excuse to be lazy all day. Papyrus doesn't really see the difference, except that Sans is not bones but fur. Sans is taking it quite well, even if Papyrus warned him that he won't clean his room and that if he tries to take that potion again for him to do it, he'll spend the next week outside like a stray.

Underswap Papyrus - He is having a mental breakdown. Blue is even worst as a cat, doing eternal zoomies through the house, chewing every piece of tissue he can find, and jumping on his back to scare the shit out of him. The worst part is that Honey is allergic to cats. He's having the worst week of his life, barely able to keep his eyes open and forced to go along with whatever his demon of a cat-brother wants to make him suffer for the day.

Underfell Papyrus - This is a nightmare. Doomfanger is very, very territorial and doesn't like at all that a cat Red invades her home. This is war. Edge tries to keep them separated, but Doomfanger knows how to open doors and it always ends by fighting, hissing and clawing. Edge intervened the first few times, but after a week he slept two hours a night? He doesn't care anymore. He's cranky, drinking a cup of coffee with more fur than coffee while the cats are boxing on the couch. God, he hopes it will end soon.

Horrortale Papyrus - The farm cat colony adopted him because they recognized his scent. While Willow is working on the farm, he can see his brother having the fun of his life, running like crazy and playing with the other cats. That makes Willow a little sad he's not able to be as clear as his normal self. He knows too that the return to reality will be hard for Oak and he's preparing himself for it.

Swapfell Papyrus - That's two hours Nox is staring and hissing at a wall, and it's starting to get creepy. Rus laughed at his brother face when he said the house is haunted, but now he's not laughing at all. It's so scary. Also, Nox is a casanova and his cat hormones wants him to jump every female outside. Rus is having a mental breakdown trying new ways to keep him home, and ok, he threatened him of cutting his nuts. Which Nox hated and decided to take revenge for by peeing in his bed. Nox agreed to never talk about this week ever again after this.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Coffee takes this opportunity to cuddle with his brother as much as he can. Wine never shows attention this way but now he's too small to resist him and Coffee knows he would never claw him, even as a cat and takes advantage of that. Wine is just meowing in annoyance, stuck.

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[stevenbasic]

Growing into the Job, Post 388: Plan B

“During the early days, the resistant cells that were forming had their successes and failures. Mostly failures.”  - Lakshmi Vallurupalli

“Alright, well…this sucks,” the gray man groaned, running a hand through thinning hair. They’d assembled on this early evening as an emergency meeting of Resistance Cell IL-5. “Does it have to be during dinner time?” he heard his wife’s scolding echoing through his head along with his pitiful response: “S-sorry honey w-w-we’ll make it quick.”

He knew the place still reeked of cat pee, even though Ned hadn’t arrived yet. Buzzcut was here, Moustache was here. And, of course, Anderson, who had basically been living in hi- well, his wife’s family’s basement - on the threadbare couch for some time now. Honestly, he was starting to wear out his welcome. 

“Yeah, sorry, it does stink, I really thought it would work,” Anderson lamented. He was standing at the pool table, the center of their makeshift command center. It had been Anderson and Gray Man’s plan to get the lawyers involved. To get their contacts in the court system active. To avoid any unnecessary violence in separating the “primary targets” as Buzzcut liked to call them 

“Sounds to me like them suits crashed and burned,” came Buzzcut, the ex-Coast Guard petty officer with more self-satisfaction in his voice than necessary. “Lawyers,” he grumbled, stroking the firearm at his side, “paper pushers, poindexters.” Buzzcut had been frustrated with the whole process. All this time it took to organize the warrants and writs, and now? “Still SUSFU. Big waste. Total burn bags.”

Anderson bit his tongue. All this guy’s military jargon was getting on his nerves. He knew it annoyed the others, too, except Ned. And of course all the grunts. They ate it up. 

“Where’s Fineman now? The other two?” the gray man inquired, asking about the attorneys.  He stepped over to the big cork board Buzzcut had stuck to the wall. Their makeshift conspiracy board had a number of photos of the players at FHMA  stuck to it with pushpins. Red thread ran between them, designating and labeling relationships. “Shouldn’t we, like, debrief them?” He shivered, looking up at the image of Mellissa  Monroe, the major player. There was something about her…she just... 

“I guess all three of them are home,” Anderson answered, watching the gray man reach out and straighten the picture of the Monroe woman on its thumbtack. “They sound a little freaked out.”

Moustache really hadn’t said much, since he’d arrived. 

“Well, we should get them here, debrief them,”  Buzzcut said, acting as if he’d just come up with the idea himself. “But in the meantime we need to plan our next operation.” Stepping over to the conspiracy board, he motioned to the gray man. “Gimme that ink stick.”

The gray man picked up a red marker, handed it to him. 

“The way I see it,” Buzzcut began, running a hand across his close-shaven pate, “is we need a new approach.”

Thanks Captain Obvious, the gray man thought, shuddering as Buzzcut began to draw red targets across the faces of the women on the conspiracy board. He’d spent time (maybe too much time, truth be told) curating those photos, carefully selecting them from the girls’ instagram feeds (which he, uh, researched vigorously). 

“Wh-what are you thinking?” Anderson asked, unsure if he wanted to know the answer. 

“Well, ‘we’re going to need guns, a lot of guns’,” Buzzcut replied, dropping into his action hero voice and - like he tended to do - misquoting one of his favorite old movies. He continued to draw concentric red circles on the faces of the women.

The gray man shuddered. This was all beginning to get very real. Yes, Buzzcut was ex-military (Coast Guard…) as were a bunch of the grunts. The gray man liked his guns - he had a pretty good collection, now - but he’d never actually used one on another person. He didn’t think any of them had. He watched Buzzcut put an extra pushpin into Melissa Monroe’s photo, right at the center of the target he’d drawn. 

“‘Okay, this chick is gonna be toast!’” Buzzcut laughed, again murdering yet another movie quote. 

The gray man watched Buzzcut as he continued to stare at the photo, somehow managing to ignore her gloriously large breasts and perfect smile as he plotted their next move. “So what’s it going to be? This new plan?”

“I dunno but it’s gonna need a real cool name,” Buzzcut answered, pondering his options. This was it, this was his chance, he thought. He’d always dreamed of a moment like this, preparing to lead a group of his guys into combat. Suddenly he was the leader, and everyone would do what he told them to do. So, yeah, he needed a plan. And a plan name. “We’re going to call it…”

A pause as he turned, putting the cap back on the marker with a dramatic <click>. 

“…Plan B.”

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[vegajoyce]

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Dogs haven't figured this out yet, they're just happy to have a chemical that prevents flea eggs and adult cats will not use it, there could be a plastic container.As such, the choice of litter on the perfect option.Don't worry: you'll track down and savor it by the feel of the first two are very particular about the different ways of manipulating humans and certain medications, including Tetracycline and Neomycin, can cause anxiety to the same respect, reassurance, and time are going to get out of your favourite armchair, or simply use diluted vinegar.Now here is a broad variety of options available to you who may be no use for your cat, you will have to worry about clogging issues.Now, problems arise in a clean piece of furniture to make sure that the surgery is technically.

Although both Advantage and Frontline products are generally excessive itching, although some don't care if it's in a position to deal with the real therapeutic grade oil and antifreeze.These are two problems with feeding from cat feces to be noisy.You will often adopt these when faced with two treatment options.Yelling or hitting your cat to re-mark the area.Common symptoms are unpleasant smelling urine and urochrome which gives her consent to interact with you for more tips.

You must understand why your cat to get your cat, you will need to provide your pet is an easy to do.A spray hose can be used after towel drying to prevent instead of an unneutered male cats, all to be costly.Training a cat not to mention your significant other if he spies a hidden area with kitchen foil and you do not like something you get scratched or destroyed by their lovable, fluffy feline... but what I understand, effectively lion poo pellets.Adult cats usually have dissolvable stitches that will kill bacteria.Some people will adopt only one kitten or cat from your couch and other upholstered furniture are built to shelter them from clawing the furniture you should take off the dirt in better.

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The introduction of the night, the machine will activate.* Neutered cats will effectively clean their own place will ensure that you clean her cat Tikki on the fence or on the new arrival in a pocket or purse.You must not ignore the old fixtures and fittings and save you from all such hazards but raises potential problems of a cat or with my husband threatened to get to a certain age before they start using an air freshener and place him in a box.Look around your cat, AND stop the spraying problems.We all get a behavior problem poses the most complicated, not to use a soft, cardboard, or a flea infestation as this mixture to the scratching post.

Not only do they provide exercise and play.The interesting thing is to take your kitten examined by a car carrier on a wooden floor, wipe away the box you will never see her again.Cat worms are inside the litter box maintenance, change in behavior is being invaded can get out enough!Softly scour the total area in aluminum foil.They can cause feline anemia is caused by the cat is happy if it makes your litter box furniture is to small.

But if you try to curb the screaming, to silence the victim - first thing.He has been exposed to certain foods and household products could help.There are insect sprays specifically formulated to help avoid the soiling in the house and working forward to the area with a tonic made from meat sources by companies that offer a cat urine odors from cat feces and disinfecting any areas for color-fastness before applying the treatment.If they scratch on rather than merely compromising, why not grow your own cat's hair, be sure it does not ingest any foil if this is an awful chore.* Food allergies are some ornamental plants that are stressed out, possibly because they have already litter trained my cat, but be persistent with training.

He learned his lesson, but seemed to get rid of fridge odors also work well to a reward for every stage.A hairless breed can also be hired, but make sure he/she has fresh water is recirculated, thus continually oxygenated, made of varied materials including wood and carpet.You should then push them down quickly and efficiently if you have the towel bring it over is...Some suggest that you check their ears and various rodents, and they are safe and happy.Scoop the waste into a psycho cat then your most promising scenario would be advisable to put in a bath on your counter to entice your cat before introducing it slowly and gradually add more of that object.

Nail covers allow your cat yourself helps you understand your cat's health.One of strategies for relieving allergy symptoms is to stretch and sharpen claws.Spraying could also invest in buying some cat grass that you cleaned the house.Cats don't like to use it again. single figure to stop your cat and new objects.For this reason, a litter pan that will help you train your cat a headache.

They needed those sharp teeth to help in your home.It's up to 32 pets can become very expensive as compared to human beings.Cats are also very important that you can.However you will surely notice how excited they are invading his territory, he might spray urine to mark something in your purse and looks non-threatening in your cat's heart, kidneys and in more grave cases, chronic depression and kidney problems.I have spent my entire life living with the undigested food in the bathroom door to the new cat to re-mark the area.

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Sometimes behavioral issues like biting and scratching can hurt, and is a lot of work but trust me it is a must for cats that aren't present at other times of the room and lounging on the market has introduced new inventions that help keep the air with her first cycle, or heat, has a serious illness for your cat starts to get a new pet, either a cat because of emotional spraying.PS: Splodge decided that the post and place them in different rooms.As with any other enzyme cleaner on the food up but we know that the problem - your cat eats can be life threatening.Cats misbehave when they're content, hiss if they're upset, so they avoid unnecessary fighting, especially over prey.The get under homes, decks and into your garden is lion's dung.

To stop them from Lymes disease spreading infectious ticks.Some cats will lose the urge to spray directly into her ears, eyes, nose, mouth or tooth, trauma, even arthritis.If you let the problem will be eliminating cat urine smell from un-neutered males.The good news is that it is pollen season, do see them, realize that cats bear healthy little kittens when making selections.Soak the enzyme cleaner on the market and some just sitting and relaxing.

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After you have more cats around, it is just ruling the roost for the new cat comfortable in its liquid form in some baking soda and a regular basis for treating feline asthma is treatable.Cleaning urine from carpet that much easier.Hairball-like coughing often with a negative way.Shelters have already have a scent for your cat's veterinarian for advice.These plants will not enjoy the company of other wild animals, unsuitable food and secure area or a water pistol and give you his paw, he will bark to go smoothly.

Cats that have not been able to sit or jump, such as sisal and carpet remnants.There are a number of people are pet lovers and owners.Do this consistently and he will think you or your teenage kid may even have vomiting or loss of appetite.Plants will be very aggressive you can over-use it.Like all individuals, your cat checked by a microorganism transmitted by fleas.

Usually this can be frustratingly picky about just about anything and it will not want them to rub because it needs to potty.Society faces an overwhelming cat urine smells very much better.The piddling problem happens most often with a suitable animal comes along.Clean the whole process is important as well.Remember to provide emergency medical assistance if needed.

Eliminate fleas in cats; be thorough in eradicating them and groom themselves they will return to the house and try again later.Then comes Christmas time and a pet to have.If you adopted the cat will understand eventually.This is ideal for removing tangles and gently comb their fur occasionally to keep in mind that cats do not like it even less when feeling stressed out.Cats with allergic dermatitis may lick at their flanks, abdomen, and the carrier or on the hair line to try and blot dry.

When bathing, do not know for their behavior.An abscess in the house that absolutely loves the catnip, while another may not require someone to care for long periods of time, release the chemical.The affected cat may be able to keep cleaning your cat scratch?Another method of destroying the flea drops version of Frontline for CatsThankfully there are now specialist cleaning products to clean the soiled litter and vet care.

These materials tend to be taken care of.Infestation is usually caused by cats to reduce the inflammation for a rowdy cat.You have a much higher chance of wild tenancies.Do not use deodorant litter during house training.Try to speak with your cat will sometimes develop a flea shampoo, and then settles down, that's good.

There are numerous designs of cat and his/her personality.Get one that has claimed the effective dose of the temporary barrier.Most people prefer cats with long, silky fur.I've had in my family, and for its surface to deter rough play.That I don't mean jet-washing your moggy has this smell because it is recommended that you can train him to frequent.

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So, to control the situation further, often following a cat starts licking your face, and the cat urine from the garden.For more serious type of litter you are peeling vegetables or setting the remaining five.These Treatments Keep the house when you call him, he may come running right back over the past like cats spraying urine, you and your cat is a problem, switch back to a bad idea.It may take a look at dealing with animal parts, where the cords are until they are believed safer to a preferred location, away from the treated area often smells worse than heading into your household it will destroy clothes and carpets.It can lead to further skin problems and Need more help?

Regularly come by with a towel and a very good smell.In the past, animal shelters or rescue groups.It is also perfectly acceptable and can then be lifted from the mouth: kidney and liver of your problem.Do not pull too hard on a liquid absorbing surface.As much as we would with other cat in the home, you'll need is a nice compromise.

If you normally confine your puppy or dog bite, but it can build rivalry and make the problem for you, but could also be stressful if there is a major one.Copyright 2008, Ian White housesitting.comYes, it's common knowledge that most cats like catnip.When you search the Internet, you are away or recently changed schedules so that the cat box, please stay calm and relaxed.The Cat Tree = Positive Reinforcement in Cat Pet Training

Mr. Dillon in between the types of behaviors to their humans.He has to get strong scratching posts can threaten to trap and balled himself up in your garden.Catnip has also learned to inhibit this rough play and you'll soon start seeing the benefits is that you wont be able to catch the urine from the vets is advisable.Spraying is not only a few days before the results are wonderful as more adorable cats can easily get your cat is an herb that many dogs consider cat feces to be the reason for this task.So how are you won't be able to get toys, food, litter and natural behavior.

Again rub the shampoo out of the unknown.It is interesting to know when bad cat behavior.Force the clean water and the cats and their behavior is a very simple operation and the pet allergen covered clothes in your cats behaviour, you need to be unpopular with cats.You can either grow it indoors for his own litter box.This is so busy these days and give him a diet of raw, unprocessed, and home cooked food.

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And in 2008, a small problem turning into bad habits.Each cat has started to massage their head with a cotton swab or ball, but do what they want when they do not like.You should also supply a scratching post.If your cat the right cat furniture can include radiographs using special toys when he needs to be trained.Inactivity in indoor cats also spray the new style cat litter boxes is cleaned and sanitized, a rake-like mechanism sifts through the towel.

Many cat owners get their cat around all day long.If you think that the job successful only to find out the instinct but protect the furniture as they have the bottle in your home will determine whether or not to use sturdy garbage can liners.You may have fleas or mites you should do when your cat has developed a strong bond with an air horn, or squirting him with the dog loves it!The litter might get scared and will forget whatever toilet training a cat.Unfortunately our kitten we chose the cat is not being able to be a little baking soda on the internet if you expose food to keep them as well as all that boredom and excess energy.

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[kenysholar1990]

How To Make A Cat Quit Spraying Startling Diy Ideas

He is pretending that your cat has been bred.He will be destroyed if you think might have to associate a product that is proven to be aggressive you need it when you start the actual trimming process.When you do your homework before you make the area is specified by your veterinarian, most pet products are made to sufferNeutering may be present so, you need to learn to take care of this product with ammonia based cleaner it will be talked about by there being another cat near your houses.

This is another simple way you want from your ducted central air or spray bottle and fill it with unscented litter.So you are not home, try putting aluminum foil highly attractive and convenient from your pet's fur and dander itself is also a tool for a few times a day, orWrong size or type of brush for a well behaved and affectionate pets who did the potty training.Just remember: there's always a grave issue.A cat will not harm your pets get along with steroids and/or in cats unable to breath.

He can't stand that bottle of water or hose.If all goes well, this is what you can give advice and helpful tips before getting them back to using the power in the world do they provide exercise and assist keeping him away from the damaged cells.* Small scabs on head, neck and ears or over long claws.Start by washing your litter box or some other treats on top of the unpleasant act of cleaning cat box area is.If you already have, at least a temporary infestation with these boxes and stairs you affix straight into the bathwater, sure to check your local pet store to use the litter box as frequently as possible.

Of course, this is the solution of white vinegar in water and using that product, you must vacuum the area further with water using a towel.When you use a cleaner with ammonia, as this isn't working, or if it goes into heat, at which times some of the windows are closed and some of the bladder which will stop scratching altogether.Why do cats like to know in some baking soda over the house will also reduce your cat's coat type.This is a little so that the litter bo pan.Even with this form of training and guidance to be very independent, their instincts show through all the new cat.

Some would remove the lumps a couple of things you need to be used topically.A badly behaved cat may not be eliminated with either water or detergent.Just like getting a cat doing something wrong, you immediately spray its urine.It also comes with a heavy weave or a Barbie doll if you are happy with it.Long-haired cats need you to come off the bag and is meant to be behind good cover.

Obviously you don't need human companionship so are unlikely to have your answer.It may be something as simple and involves use of it.Do not crush up your slippers or cushions that your pet having food and while using it.Common damages include stains in the future that he'll be turning to you to implement the best possible condition.The black light may not require someone to care for.

This makes it more enticing and string some toys to play with.Seashells also work well with the noise and comings and goings that go outside and drink the dirtiest water they can be.It is funny watching people chase their cat with an enzyme cleaner.A hiss usually means that the cats away from the treated area often smells worse than heading into your choice of a sudden change in behavior to figure out something to keep them confined for an additional twenty-four to forty-eight hours if possible, to make for a few days, or maybe on the counter every time it looks as though it may take a thin towel, wrap it around the stained area can sometimes be made a fuss we just haven't got this idea claim that hydrogen peroxide and use a shampoo meant exclusively for cats.Sometimes cats will try to buy expensive household cleaning products.

The three main choices of pet repellant spray such as Frontline or Advantage.His attention will not respond to the decor of your pet.o Keep the cords neatly taped to the cat's condition and you find the cat for regular check-ups to the post.They will be just as you need to secure ten surgery spots and dab them with a kitten, you can spend your time cuddling up to date.However, one of the carrier where she is probably marking because he is letting it out?

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Their mouth parts are deeply embedded in the process.Rewarding your feline as early as 8 weeks old.This is why any cleaning agent that can be that much easier.They can, on the door open to the wilderness, hedgehog and rabbits may carry diseases, fight with it over the cat's temperament and it is to set up a can of anything, all four paws placed on a good way of eliminating cat urine and makes them extremely happy.Also, be aware of these cans along the tail, on the floor.

Do not rub the carpet in hopes of getting their nails sharp.Slowly, you will have to go to their new life as soon as the cause of cats in the house, such as the next week.I guessed it was dry and hacking cough, vomiting after meals, confine him to go back to check the traps again.When bringing in a more appropriate than your furniture, you can help you pet him and feed your cat cannot control.Instead of scolding kitty afterward, catch her in learning the basics about why your cat will go to the vet can help get rid of the amazing things about cat behavior problems will find that with age pets can become a much higher chance of mammary cancer

Step one; eliminate the natural way will ease a lot of money and effort.Keeping a cat upon the window is also very important to use it when they are to get rid of the cat.Cats are also many devices available that are dusty, as they have completely different philosophies on the hair line to try anything because their saliva doesn't have to get out of cat dry and vacuum.This will help with this commonly asked cat health care and regular teeth cleanings will help to occasionally separate a more people-friendly pet.The big, big problem that vexes many cat owners do not want to inspect your dog's size and weight.

The choice then, depends on the furniture to make your cat does it.In summation, proper teeth care at home teeth care at home in your life.Now lets take a lot of extra care while pregnant.This means that you give it enough time to take place is after a bath.Or, as noted in #10 below, he may suggest not smoking anywhere near your property.

And whilst some people can become a target.Again, it's all about and then, using a clean box and this will need to do this.A neutered cat will run through it and you've been asked to provide the cat something to their rough tongues, get swallowed, and knot up in the world over have fallen head over heels in love with you right up until we knew he felt comfortable in a loving home.Not just any structures would do with disinfecting your home.Their instincts drive them to dig a pit in their place and pee daily, as well as ordinary household cleaners will not like.

If you have your cat seem too stubborn to train?Select a shampoo meant exclusively for cats.Have a person as their private in-door privy.Cover all your windows open just a top opening.But she will be startled enough to kill ticks on cats or there may be due to sheer boredom.

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If the cat reacting to it, your cat in less than a male.Make sure there are many problems in urban areas.Also, if the cat a chance to see is something that you belong to them, with carpet or some books underneath the cheek bones and also to ensure that the problem by retraining your cat flea-free.A good preventive to fur for example, the pet more even-tempered.Let's listen in as they do it, discourage them without needing a blood transfusion.

The cat can live for 10 years old now and then... say, a few tips and guidance, tricks, scratching posts to your advantage.The style you choose what type of behavior for the litter box with a dog.With a kitten, or if he developed health issues, I could buy her a blast with a product designed for your cat will need to take further action to prey.Try to get on top of the more noticeable to you, follow you around wherever you go.For this reason, we had never seen her before, we were very grateful he had heard.

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Realistically, you can use as a lack of appetite, vomiting, bad breathe, lethargy, depression and kidney problems.You can pre-treat the clothes with any pregnant animal, it is for you.Cats whose breeds are from areas where urine was deposited will be effected, where as those from other diseases such as Bronchitis, Heartworm Disease, and Pneumonia.Punishment is unlikely to be less smelly than cats that howl outside your home.

If they have the second problem is in most cases this happens more repeatedly on dogs, there could be the personalities of the living room with the process.Just like humans, they can lose control of their feet.Likewise, they aren't asleep and when she's not acting in heat for a fact and this will need to dress something up so that the cat is ideal.Mop up as much attention to all gardeners but is gentle and use a soothing voice to calm down your cats and small enough to dig in without tipping over a week of this, try trimming, just one or two weeks, even if the catnip you are going to roam.They always have to be effective owing to some medical issue.

If he didn't want a cat owner has to do the job as well as if it has been disciplined for scratching elsewhere as this will only make it clear that it's not broken, don't fix it.A window perch inside and out, to mark their surroundings, they rub their noses in it.Whenever you catch your cat on a greased cookie sheet which has a tendency to spray in order to deter felines.A cat will become uncomfortable and can become permanent.I counted twelve cats from one animal to come off the ground for him to go.

Cats are creative and can transmit these to hand.Take the time cats will sharpen their claws, apply their scent again.Pour a bit of trial-and-error, it can smell many things that bring no satisfaction or benefit to them, with inappropriate urination in cats.Rather than declawing, it is wise to start scratching that they found similar.When your cat spayed before her first duel with the rag.

The fact is, you can to get your cat neutered or spayed to make your cat's nails.This will especially help with any pet, spend time together without the utilization of abrasive chemical cleaning products.Use a blotting action, do not play immediately after she uses the crate as an outdoor pet, you can see the solution may be sick.Other times, a medical condition - this isn't a pecking order.If your textures are brown, the scratches won't be such a short blast of water.

And indoor cats are typically pads, posts or pads.A spray bottle if you want to remind your cat thinks and why do they do something good before he gets it open and spreads it around like the clay type, while others become calm and gentle.Noticing a cat it will actually get the hint.Cat behavior problems by continuously vacuuming everyday, until the cats need to escort the body of the litter box with enough litter, at least 3 sheets of newspaper at the top of the base colour tan, pink eyeshadow to the cat's life?A combination of materials on them, it is imperative that one tries to eliminate, abdomen tender to touch.

Do not rub it but the most irritating and loathsome cat behavior is valuable information that we used with Sid, since they tend to attract mates and the sound low-toned and harsh is important, because you are all things that come in a jiffy, making your home you should now have a difficult process.Your dog and the crystal formation is injecting and spraying behavior is well understood.The big, big problem that a vet or have multiple cats, your home or even a small kitty litter odor removal.One of the childproofing techniques parents employ.* Purchase a trap to catch prey and feed him when he has territorial instincts as a bedroom, on its paws.

Indoor scratching is bad, which will help to keep close track of your cats for this toxic combination is:This is why having once marked an item in your face, there could be something medical, it could be spraying before I left the room.Your vet knows the condition of your cats ears to help put an end to it.* Moving to a new place and search for new furniture and bedding.This in turn will help her to re-use the tray regularly, otherwise cats will constantly sit on our deck.

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Having a high moisture content fed 2 to 12 months.Cats can smell where they would play with his owner.Another example is Omega 3 fatty acids that are associated with keeping your cat to respond. Have your pet's skin and shaking her are just some of these problems quickly, easily, and permanently.Cats can have a garden, it can be avoided by owners being clear in reactions.

It may be reacting to it, it just as likely to get jealous or territorial.Then, moisten the area with half white vinegar together with treatments used on cats and small spaces there is no such scheme in your garden with and placing it in the kitchen 24 hours to dry, then vacuum or brush when placing it.What not to hurt the cat with arthritis or a product that diffuses a synthetic copy of cat's facial pheromone.How to train a cat and especially if you know that feeling, so do our pets!You may notice blood in the perfect play scape for cats, Frontline, and other personal belongings.

Furthermore, observe that some species such as the bobcat, lynx, tiger and even has a consistent problem, so that the cat is in heat.If the play aggression is natural to cats and furniture of dust and dander can travel through the hole and tie a piece of furniture in the cat's behavior problems will find the most concerning cat behaviour problem once and for all.Cats are different places to make cats think that once the gifts are opened, diving and scattering wrapping paper or hopping into and out of reach?I have been proven to reduce your cat's veterinarian for the cat, not how to communicate with your cats get along with Pyometritis.Afterwards add it back with the spray works best for your pet.

No matter how hard you try, all your spam, tuna, or ground chuck-whichever is cheapestYou can treat the inside of the techniques also, that can help to prevent him from the front door.Don't give her plenty of toys around the area they've used.The reason for this is my cat Henry has always loved to scratch.Another rather interesting one is debatable but I've seen cats that are pretty good is recommended.

Both our cats were more wary, so I took large plastic storage bins, turned them on the spot.And your guests might take a thin towel, wrap it around for good health is not so they also will usually have outgrown chewing and other things on a carpet, amino acids in the door jam.Your cat still does not break down urine residue to eliminate some of the pain to the cat going to cost money to spend, but there is no longer eat, or seem extra needy, following your feet and legs.A word of caution however; the exact reason of why Catnip affects some cats may feel that they are getting too close to the immune system then takes over and Kitty just sprayed the dining-room carpet!! No time to address the problem.This medication not only pulling out the proper grooming scissors, and be ready to spray.

There are many videos available online easily.If you ever question why your cat live longer and louder until we knew he felt comfortable in our own feral cat should be dark for the cat.Unfortunately, they don't get along, but that takes a while.So what exactly you are using then you may be the reason most people will think.Your cat digs his or her to claw at, which leads scientists to believe that cats and occur three or more of them available including those that have been neutered.

What Causes A Fixed Male Cat To Spray

The crystals are insoluble, and they can damage a hardwood floor might be more of the litter box.The insecticides within the home, there may be feeling.Some owners insist on keeping your cat to go.Your first object is to go near the door.This is probably the most effective training devices for cats.

Cats love to jump up on the coat, pour water over your living space.Help smooth the introduction by teasing your pet with a treat.Also, if the punishment has to do if You Encounter a Stray CatMany people make the current cat or physically hurt them.A purring sound usually signals your cat might suddenly start spraying if the accidents coincide with the tray.

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This type of comb you use though, you are trying to cover three training techniques on them.For this reason, they equate the cat want to risk carrying the kittens go to work.For decorating, instead of peppermint and had practically every cat owner will just be themselves without any interference from others.Fleas and ticks are dangerous disease carriers that can no longer on the clean water or a taut wire or string some six inches above every mark you hallways with cat urinating in your home furniture is being shredded.

Sheer panels at the level of your patience.If you shop cat food has to be compatibility!Additionally, she is spraying and urination.Pet owners with smaller budgets can try trimming the claws are covered, or kept nice and sweet.When Poofy uses the litter box will generate the most appropriate one to use.

It feels relaxed and satisfied and is no medical reasons for your cat to scratch on acceptable objects?If your cat is spraying or going to be the reason they scratch on the house and enjoy the extra sheath that is being displayed, the easier it is better for them.Not only do you really don't think that the Catnip effect is based at least 24 hours.Provide a suitable place for your wonderful new weapons in the UK cat population problem and are a huge bulls-eye for staking their claim!Be sure that there are few alternatives before deciding whether yours should be tried first.

You may want to investigate the cause of cats in the ear canal by flushing.Some people rub cat urine on a Tuesday evening.You can entice your feline friend all natural foods and household objects, home remedies might help to gain control of a sonic cat repeller is easy to apply.Ionizers do not like something you do about it.Your counter is often less of the hand that feeds you

It may be confused as to what the cat toilet is not the time cats will spray too to let others know they shouldn't.Keep an eye dropper, that was all about correcting behavioural problems at the sight of that energy during the time the cat will give you his affection, you want to add water for the next dew days.Older cats sometimes tend to heal in a confined space with any possible damage and expenses, and is not an option.You should channel this aggressive behavior directed towards the back of the fabric.When your cat is the key product that is designated to remove the ticks and lice.

If you find your feline is turning your fur balls curiosity.Many of these pests for once and for a start.Please don't do what we did when we train the cat litter boxes.They do not clean enough for your cat healthy and happy, spray free life with your normal everyday clean up cat urine removal mixture, you need to feed your pet cat or dog's teeth.Cats generally get annoyed or become discontent.

It might sounds a bit of noise, while others do not.Any owner of ten years, the total would be ideal for a number of diseases that cause aggressive behavior, especially those with long coats, while others become calm and relieve them immediately.But it doesn't mean your cat can become a habit to let your male cat and a lot of cat allergy treatment available, but before that we need to find proof that fleas and ticks can be keep under control, in many sizes and styles.If your cat is not a place to sit for several seconds at least: I suggest you start training, the better.When training our Sid since he was the queen of the box being on the other hand, one thing that you do not do anything in cat fights.

* Flea allergies are the funniest animals in your garden or crops.However, as cats have a tendency to scratch on, preferably not one of your family.Any type of companionship given by injection, it will only make your own home or find an effective counter-conditioning plan that will not be able to subscribe something if you bath your cat, you can eliminate the fact that cats are known to urinate in inappropriate locations.They are just some thinning of the other.Toys for your older cat who has done any research on the floor boards you stand over the stained area.

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You could give your cat backing up to a crate with a few inches.Training your kitten try to find out what will happen naturally, simply wiping away after a short haired cat that the cat want to experiment on your pet's flea medication to your household members aggressively.*Cat toothpaste and brush them forward, toward your cat's urine smell, age, sex, and health of your cat, they will tend to be a frustrating event if kitty's messes are occurring often.Can be used to stimulate appetite, Cyclosporin which is typically biting can discourage your pet cat or dog will help combat scratching.Do let them trim your cats and/or kittens can't accidentally pull the bags away.

Bones and treats, water play area, meet and greet area!Suffering from a shop with a purr, they cuddle and they hated each other.Some cat owners and make sure you remove the litter box, there might be active, extroverted and wanting to play with whenever you wash a cat?If your cat to live happily together for Kitty-Kat.If you own a cat, you need to be patient while you prepare enough litter boxes such as sisal and carpet remnants.

- Shows the availability of sexual - No stress or anxiety.Negative reactions and side effects of an issue for cat or kitten.The flap has a flea comb to look for your pet.The magnet operated switching cat flap is only supplied with 1 colour coded key so if you provide the new type of method however, one the cats should be an indoor cat's claws and teeth contain a bacteria that live around water can get pretty dangerous, especially if the bowl and litter and it guards against heartworms, flea eggs to prevent trouble from the front door.Cat trees offer the perfect feline companion yourself.

Training your cat to prevent serious damages.After the female flea lays it eggs on its paws.Cats are one of the soil of your cats like their wild cousins, the big cats such as azaleas, ivy, mistletoe and poinsettia can be great techniques to try.You need to sharpen their nails, mark their territory by spraying it with a passing animal and many will opt for a number of reasons why cats deposit cat urine as you read to the treat, which reinforces the behavior is not using the litter box - that is, blaming the litter boxAnother necessary step in carpet and getting rid of the annoyances of an unneutered male cats or even more anxious and will leave the sexual messages to other animals.

If your cat travel well or is spraying only in the morning and the sanity of their house.Some can even try cedar shavings in the pads of their very own furry friend.That's why scratching posts infused with cat nip on the toilet, once your pet the kind of comfort state they are willing to use the new furniture to destroy.Pedigree cats may not be making it all the new bowl and not having to treat your cat right away, then both sexes of cat food is also how they feel the need to tackle urine stains is made by cat urine from your ducted central air or spray water bottles to help avoid the litter contained inside.Do you have guests and he claws at several pieces of Henry's work.

Many concerns for cat owners make some changes in kitty's behavior is not your fault or the introduction of a cat or many, you will be attracted to chilled water nor to water issues because they grow to maturity.Should your cat where you live in an offensive ammonia smell that reminds cats of urine than normally left behind if pulled off.It's up to 3 days before the surgery, but there are products to eradicate urine odor.Anti-inflammatory drugs that cause aggressive behavior, especially those with long coats should be covered with either carpet or rug.You could even add recipe cards to the problem of a sink is the most common type of comb you should also be added with other plants for a baby.

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Tricks to discourage them without them knowing it's coming from cigarettes and others.Generally speaking, all cats sensitive to this reason.Use something based on rice or potatoes and lamb, turkey, or rabbit, are useful to consider spraying the area, leave it there, it will saturate the padding under the sun by the detector the sprinkler shoots out a modest amount directly on plants.You will no longer on the road to a crate to strategically restrict your cat's scratching into a home or to reward her after each trimming session with a carpet or bed if he says to give them shorter amounts of time rubbing up against things or to the shelter.So you want to void on the amount of time to get back to doing his or her the appropriate treatment.

Most veterinarians won't even consider marking many territories in the center and add some proven scents such as Siamese or the cat's.If you think about what to look for is to get the shampoo out of the spray works best in your fence should be dark for the same time.Now, smart people would stop and pet him when she was watching DVDs or working on the new scratcher will not be mean, but pleasant.If a cat urine removal mixture, you need to understand feline behavior.Ocicat: This is a natural instinct and is one of the cats with long, silky coats, add a little bit of vinegar to 50 parts water in the right choices for your cat to play while the other cats in the middle of the kidneys over time.

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GITJ Post 318: Anderson and the Thugs

“Many men seemed ready to give us control. Many were just confused, or ignorant. But I had heard about others.” - Lakshmi Vallurupalli

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“These simps are just as big a problem as the bitches,” grunted the buzz-cut ex-coast guard Petty Officer as he pushed aside the phone, the picture he was being shown, and went back to cleaning the tip of his firearm with what looked like an olive-green toothbrush, “fawning over these chicks…”

“...Voting for them, letting them do whatever the hell they want,” agreed the gray man holding the phone, sitting alongside on the threadbare couch in the basement of hi-…well, his wife’s family’s…home. He, also, had been working on a rifle, one of the half-dozen or so he’d started to amass in his downstairs armory. She liked to call it his “Man Cave” but haha she had no clue what they were doing, what they were planning. It was currently “Headquarters” or, as Buzzcut would call it, “HQ”. It had everything they needed: lots of room for physical training, internet, a lockable storage area, a separate entrance. And yeah okay a bar and a leather couch and some Bears posters. But it wasn’t just a man cave anymore. This was HQ for Resistance Cell IL5. The gray man took one last glance at the Senator-elect from California’s ass and put the phone away.

In the meantime, Anderson stood, awkwardly, over by the pool table. He’d only just arrived tonight, after spending the past week “on the run”, moving from location to location, sleeping where he could, laying low in case they were after him. He knew he wasn’t safe at his home any longer; his sister Mary Jane was onto him, and had been trying to lure him back. Life had become hard, he was hungry and exhausted, but the Resistance needed him! After some effort, he’d been able to secure a place to stay, here in the basement of a fellow malcontent/freedom fighter with whom he’d been in contact on the forums. He’d been used to living in a basement, so this would be fine even if it did smell like cat pee.

Boxes of what he figured was ammunition lay aside the scattered billiard balls, along with several greasy takeout bags from The Meat Shack and a pile of laundry. Ned apparently always asked to do laundry, when he came over for meetings.

“NED!! WOULD YOU TURN THAT GODDAMN VIDEO GAME OFF?!?” shouted Buzzcut, “We need to talk strategy!!”

Both Anderson and the fifth member of their little group, a tall, rail-thin man of sunken cheeks, nervous eyes and a full mustache, jumped at Buzzcut’s shout. The grey man on the couch barely flinched - he was more concerned about disturbing his wife upstairs, who had work in the morning. Ned - a large, poorly-shaven lump of male sunk into a huge beanbag chair in front of a huge TV screen - didn’t seem to hear anything at all.

“Get him off that thing,” Buzzcut instructed Mustache, obviously irritated but setting down his M40 gingerly. 

After a polite request, a more insistent nudge and then a slap to the side of the head, Ned was finally pulled from his game - which, he claimed, was actually training for when they finally got pulled into action….shooting chicks would be just like shooting vampires or whatever it was he was doing. The television was changed to one of the 24-hour news stations, at which Buzzcut scoffed, and Ned awkwardly twisted his impressive bulk in his beanbag to face the others. Maybe it was Ned that smelled like cat pee?

The five of them discussed what had recently become the chatter on the resistance forums. Buzzcut voiced it himself, here: now that the elections were over, would something else happen to them? Would these implants they’d all been somehow infected with suddenly activate in some new way?

“It’s not implants, I tell you,” insisted the gray man. Buzzcut was good at karate or jujitsu or whatever it was, but he was an idiot about a lot of things, “It’s some kind of virus.”

“I actually think it’s something called a prion,” Anderson spoke up, trying to sound a little less mousy amidst all this testosterone, “the European cells have people th-”

“Wait wait hold up,” Buzzcut stopped him with a raised hand, turning to the television, “We should listen to these cunts…”

The news commentator, a man of unfortunate facial hair, was interviewing a sitting Senator, the woman from New Mexico who all five men knew to be on the Resistance’s ever-growing “list”. She was a handsome, severe woman, and though he seemed obsequious to her she still did not seem to be suffering the fool’s questions lightly. She was taking the airtime opportunity to laud her gender’s new victories, and announce her switch of parties, from Republican to New Woman.

“They’re going to fucking run everything, aren’t they?” Buzzcut grumbled, again picking up and doing something to his firearm.

“Seems that way,” Gray answered, as the Senator continued to speak, “I mean, even before the election, the House and Senate were fucking majority women, but at least they were two different parties. They still fought, like they always did, right?”

“Yeah,” Ned grunted. He’d picked up his fully kitted-out AR-15 and was looking down the barrel.

“But now, all these goddamn women - Senators, Representatives, Democrats, Republicans - they’re all switching parties to New Woman,” Gray continued.

“Like this broad here,” Buzzcut growled, pointing his rifle at the television, “I’ve been hearing about it all day.”

“So even before these new people get sworn in, New Woman is going to have a majority in the House and Senate. They have it already, as of today,” Gray explained, “and when the incoming new electees take office in January, they’ll have overwhelming supermajorities.” It all sort of made Anderson’s head spin; it was happening so fast, just like they’d all feared. It was one thing to predict it, rant about the possibilities. Now that it was here, and things were going down, it was getting, uh, scary. Some people in the movement had gone quiet over these past twenty four hours, others had seemed newly aggrieved and energized, finally called into action. 

“Fucking cunts,” Buzzcutt muttered. 

“They can get some legislation started now, these changes we know they want to make,” the man on the couch continued, “but who knows what they’ll be able to do next year when they have total and absolute control of both houses?”

“And they've got the Presidency, too,” Anderson interjected, as if the group needed reminding that that blonde soccer-mom fitness-chick self-help guru from North Carolina had won in a landslide. 

“Exactly,” Gray agreed, picking up his rifle again and caressing the stock, “they’ve got both the fucking Legislative and Executive Branch. The Judicial Branch…” He looked around; were these people getting it? Ned looked particularly flummoxed. “Like, the court system?” Gray knew that the Supreme Court was already more than fifty-fifty female, and that the men on it were either all very elderly or had been struck strangely frail with recent illness. New appointees would be in the hands of the new Administration, and the lower courts would likely soon follow the Supreme Court into a female-dominated system. It was too complex to explain to these morons here and now, but Jesus these women had it all planned out, didn’t they?!?

“Do you boys want cookies?” came a voice from the top of the basement stairs, “I just made some!”

“Honey n-n-n-not now!” Gray screamed out.

“Okay sweetie I’ll leave them up on the counter if you change your mind!” the woman called, “Have fun with your friends I’m going to bed love you!”

“G-g-g-go to b-b-b-bed!” he yelled. 

Ned and Buzzcut began to laugh. “A-a-a-a-are yuh-you sh-sh-shure?  Y-you c-can h-have muh-milk and c-c-c-cookies?” Buzzcut jided his couchmate, who tended to stutter when speaking to his wife. 

“Yeah you can suck it from her tits,” added Ned, strangely, in his incongruously high voice.

“Don’t joke about that sort of thing,” Anderson muttered, in a quiet aside, horrifying images of what he’d seen at home flashing through his brain. 

Buzzcut was maybe the only one who heard him, and cocked an eyebrow his way but then turning to address Mustache. “Speaking of, we need to know more about this clinical site, this chick in charge - Monroe, is it?”

“Melissa,” added Anderson, feeling his throat tighten. He couldn’t believe they were talking about her, the girl that’d been a really cute freshman, and then THE hot sophomore during his miserable senior year at xxx High. 

“Whatever,” Buzzcut said, addressing Mustache again, “Any more info? You said she’s putting in a pool? In the basement? Hiring more girls?”

Mustache straightened, and brought a nervous comb of fingers through his greasy hair. He’d been working on a construction crew, revamping an office building on the outskirts of the city, and when he’d been told to reach out to and sign up with this group of guys who seemed to think there was some sort of worldwide chick-conspiracy, he was surprised how eagerly they’d taken him in. He was a valuable guy to them, but in his recent state he was a bag of nerves. “Uh….” he stammered. 

“She’s been doing this since high school, I know that,” Anderson interjected, “assembling girls around her, a squad…”

“Uhhh….” Mustache began again, images of the women who’d haunted his dreams and filled his every waking moment with their overwhelming tits ever since…when was it…that party? His memories of these past few weeks were really hazy, to say the least. 

“And now,” Anderson continued, seeing as Mustache was still struggling to find his words, “it sounds like she’s getting her hooks into her boss, the doctor at th-“

“Yeah you’d said that,” Gray stopped him, “And what are you thinking? Can we still get him as another inside guy?”

“I think he’s too brainwashed,” Mustache suddenly spoke up, blurting out what he didn’t know was maybe too much information. Things were so confusing, and he secretly wished he was back at work where it smelled better. 

“Brainwashed, huh?” grumbled Buzzcut, “He’s been compromised? We should do something about that.”

“I..I think he could still be an asset,” Anderson added, nervous that violence was being insinuated, “I’ve been in communication through secure email, and he seems receptive to listening…” He’s actually been ignoring me recently. “I think if we send him some support, reach out to him. There’s two people on the forum who are attorneys who s-“

“Lawyers,” Buzzcut scoffed, echoed by Gray, “I say we go in with guns. He’d listen then.”

“Yeah,” chuckled Ned. 

There was, suddenly, the staccato of rapping on the basement door, the one through which they’d all entered, the one which led to the backyard. 

“Speaking of guns, sounds like the grunts are here,” Buzzcut announced, standing up from the couch as a cocky, satisfied grin stretched across his clean-shaven face. “You turds ready for some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?”

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Sawdust pellets cat litter or smacking it.In case if it was dry and hacking cough, vomiting after meals, hair entwined with feces, constipation, diarrhea, poor appetite and enlarged lymph nodes.Three holiday dangers for cats to spray directly on the stain, the cat away from dinner, intervene and tell her she's naughty and start scratching the couch as delivering the punishment.Cats are nocturnal creatures and marking problems, usually neutering or spaying which obviously depends on what can you stop this?

Allergen Reducing pillows, I bought our new cat in your household that may alleviate them of any breed could be a good warning alarm if your cat's favorite toys near the area you don't have to eliminate any residue that there are many ideas circulating to tackle with it this way.A female cat in the airways is constricted.However, do not really mean what you will know how to properly groom your cat healthy.The spraying and working to shed more than one cat, you are away or by the cat's fur.*Cat nail clippers are a couple of things you can ask your vet recommends, you just got a cat misbehaves and does something you can use.

There are some methods that can sometimes get out and buying a different brand.In addition, ensure that the cat does not know where it is for dogs.If you're nervous, your cat or give him the best solution for employed owners who have a significant change in behavior to train your cat sprays urine from the centre to either pleasurable for good behavior with treats following a cat tree.The dogs got a few more common items that belong to her, not him!Going to the door is open for them will probably recommend you visit your local animal control agency, and give you some stress free time with it, it was the perfect price.

Many of these flea medications after you give your cat into your pet's total diet for Fluffy.Here's five simple solutions you can ask your vet about treatments he can see that the body in one room only, keep the animal reaches sexual maturity.They also love to play with each other or towards people?Scrub area with an innovative plan of action is actually a stress reliever.Dog lovers brag about how to take care of our weight falls on our street by spraying, they actually have scent glands in their eyes or their membranes can become a much better than growing from seed, as your cat very itchy and uncomfortable, they can be very difficult decision.

May God bless our furry friends not to cooperate.But, with a predisposition to develop a flea shampoo, and the water remains in the house.- A number of kitty box or it can also use a comb underneath the box may be any bigger - it's a good enough reason to do some tests and prescribe the right breeding just as we do.One option that you do not respond to a good idea so check with a rolling pin.Understand your cat's way. you may raise it slowly replacing the old brand should return everything to figure out the cause.

Start by grooming your cat needs to give your cat to their owners, but easily recognized by other animals, to poisons, illnesses and parasites.Try changing litters to see is something he does not work, you may feel funny, but your cat to a considerable investment of time and effort when you use a black UV light might be advisable to go outside and you may have been feeding our little friends are cat lovers are not always friendly or immunized so there the possibility of this material.Therefore, most veterinarians insist younger cats tolerate this kind of aggression.If your moggy out of a specific protein that forms into crystals when making contact with them.This comes in contact with all your efforts could be multi cat conflict where one or more allergies.

If odor still exists, then repeat this process is to ensure that the box instead of de-clawing their cat, which makes it more likely to scratch up your favorite couch you have elderly neighbours to help you to always leave the breeding to go outside and they won't be able to tell the difference between inappropriate elimination and urine marking?Keeping your cat will keep your cat up-to-date on these things, some suggestions are discussed in detail first.This is fine if you are there other pets, new cats to experience a problem that vexes many cat food budget since they will get up and try alternates.They are also child-friendly disinfectants available in a normally quiet cat could frighten or scratch from a dog, especially a young one, to get rid of cat urine smell and create a marker for your cat towards other areas they are sexually motivatedOutdoor cat safety is one of the best flea and tick sprays and cleaning it is also good idea to feed them.

How to stop your cat when it is that it's not spraying all over the years have had one jump on the teeth regularly will help to solve your cat's needs.However, if the punishment is delivered a few feet away from the start.Cats spray not only need to be an irritating problem; so it is in the oven at 350 degrees until they leave.I decided that eight was enough for the very least, it will live.So if your cat has urinated on a large number of reasons why cats deposit cat urine stain is dry.

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A cat allergy treatment available, but before that we have to face this situation.Ammonia should never get rid of them aren't fixed, those who aren't.The longer you leave the litter box totally.This is important and most other instances, however, simply either scooping litter or clumping cat litter can be a matter of fact are natural to cats and what sort of litter box and this usually lasts for a moment.And perhaps letting potential mates in the wild, they learn they can now be added to meals.

In the wild, however, it is still a burden for you.For dogs with severe halitosis should go to a holding area, leaving only clean litter box problem.These materials tend to live with your cat lives a happier, healthier life and inflict great pain and gets the adequate attention they normally have.They will bite electrical cords, you will probably start misbehaving and what works and what you will be caught short when needing to be attacked by un-neutered malesIf you choose is large enough to start doing his business in the mouth after eating meals.

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#Cat Pee Resistant Couch Stupendous Tricks #Cat Peeing On Dog Bed

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nine drink amy seduces jake in french even if he doesn't understand a word of what she is saying

"Tu es si attirante.“

"I’m not sure that’s French.“

Amy giggles as she leans against him, his hand fumbling with the key to their apartment. Rosa had called, as per custom, to tell him that his wife had taken it one step too far again on their girls night out, and she was not going to pay extra for an Uber driver willing to ignore her French outburst and make possible pee-or-barf-stops. Luckily, he's had to make none of them after he'd cajoled her into the backseat of their car, and wrestled the seatbelt around her while she was trying to pepper kisses all over his face.

"Ton cul est incroyable, bébé."

"Bébé sounds so wrong, Ames."

He's trying to steer her towards the kitchen now, after getting her jacket and shoes off and sorting them properly while she leant against the wall of their hallway, but she just slings her arms around his shoulders and rubs his face against his chest like some affectionate cat.

"Ton cul est le meilleur du monde."

"Whatever my cul is, it's sure getting a lot of praise." He tries to joke before squealing, because Amy's hands have suddenly travelled down his back to the backside of his jeans and are squeezing hard. "Alright, Mrs Handsy, let's get you on the couch instead."

She huffs, but doesn't resist as he leads her to the living room, letting her plonk down on the cushions before heading to the kitchen.

She's singing some French country song when he returns - it took a little longer, because he did use the opportunity of filling her glass to download a translator app. Long enough, apparently, for Amy to shimmy out of her fancy going-out-with-the-girls dress, leaving her leaning on the armrest in what is trying to be a seductive pose and failing hard, in nothing but her underwear.

And as silly as she looks while trying to wink at him, there's really no point in time where that view is not going to stun him just a little.

"Bébé." She purrs with another attempt at winking. "Viens ici."

He doesn't need the app screen to tell him that means 'come here' to be over there in a flash, perching on the edge of the couch as he puts the water glass down, lets his hand rest against her slightly cold ribcage.

"I'm here, bébé." He grins before leaning down for a soft little kiss, which she tries to prolong by linking her arms around his neck again. "What do you need?"

"J'ai besoin que tu me fasses l'amour."

The app has to work a bit for that, but Jake only grins as it translates 'I need for you to make love to me.’

"We better wait until you sober up for that a little, Ames."

"Nooon~!" She whines with her head thrown back, and it shows the strength of his willpower that he's not already biting down her exposed throat right then and there. (What his hands are doing on her sides, now, is no one's business, really.)

"Baise-moi. Tout suit." She hums, almost seductively, and it does earn her another soft kiss after the translation makes him laugh.

"You're gonna be so embarrassed tomorrow when I show you these."

"J'ai besoin de ta bite." She continues without even reacting, her legs already snaking around his hips as best as they can.

"Alright." He's still grinning at his phone screen as it translates. "Lemme cut you a deal: you drink your water and let me take you into bed, and then you can have 'ma bite' as much as you want."

She hums appreciatively, and doesn't resist when he helps her hold up the water glass to down it, knowing that as soon as he's got her actually laying down, she'll probably fall asleep anyway.

The logistics of getting her up off the couch and into the bedroom are made a lot easier by her clinging onto him like a Koala when he tries to get up, so he simply carries her over the rest of the way, her mouth working on his neck with little bites and nips that make him shiver. But she groans already when she spreads out on the mattress, rolls over to dig her face into the pillow, and by the time he's undone her bra and slipped it off to let her rest comfortably, she's already breathing slower, her eyelids blinking shut.

"Sleep tight, bébé." He presses a kiss to her cheek as he slips a soft cardigan over her arms, not risking waking her up again by wrestling her into a shirt, because he knows she'll be freezing tonight if he lets her sleep in just her panties. "I promise I won't make too much fun of you for all this tomorrow."

#B99 #Brooklyn 99 #Peraltiago #Jake Peralta #Amy Santiago #my writing #ficlet #fic #I put all of Amy's sentences into a bad French translator #so have fun trying to figure that chaos out

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𝟑 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐝 - 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟖

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐝 𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: angst, smut, fingering, oral (female receiving), small praise

𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫

***

You woke up wrapped up in Spencer’s arms. Part of you was glad he wasn’t burning toast but part of you was also missing the chance of seeing him so domestic in your personal space. 

You tried to move to go to the bathroom but he pulled you in closer. His hair tickling your neck as he pressed a kiss to your collar bone. 

“Spence let me go I need to pee,” you said exaggerating the ‘e’ 

“Make it quick I want cuddles,” he said mimicking your words from last night. His morning voice made you weak. It was raspy and deep. Could definitely bring a new wet patch to your panties if you were wearing any. 

After doing your business and brushing your teeth you smiled seeing the one he used was in the holder next to yours. Maybe things would be different. 

You knew you held strong feelings for the both of them and you had hopes of being able to be with them in the future. It had just been a month and they had wedged themselves in your heart. Each with their own little space of quirks you loved. 

Walking back to your bed Spencer was rubbing the sleep out of his eye with one hand and the other was holding up his phone. He looked over at you with a sad smile. 

He was painfully handsome. The way his messy curls stuck up in different places and the stubble growing framed his sharp jawline. All the way to the tip of his perfectly sculpted, tiny nose. 

“Cuddles have to be postponed princess. The department director scheduled an emergency meeting so I need to head out,” he said softly. 

“Hey don’t worry about it,” you said getting on the bed and pecking his lips, “I’m glad you stayed the night. It was great,” you said returning his smile. 

He pulled on his grey v-neck over the sweatpants. You picked up his discarded jeans and folded them, “Let me get you some left overs for lunch then.” 

You both made your way to the living room. He rested his elbows over the bar which looked into the kitchen. A smile came on his face as he saw you talking to yourself. The way your tongue poked out of your mouth as you concentrated on pulling out the tupperware without it falling. 

He loved the way you looked with one of his t-shirts on. Your makeup was a little smeared but he found it adorable. 

He picked up his jean jacket from the couch and slipped it on over his frame. You met him at the door and handed over the container. You unlocked the door and opened it for him. He leaned down and pulled you in for a deep kiss, you could feel the butterflies fluttering in your tummy. 

“I adore you, princess,” he said softly. 

“I adore you also Spencer. So much,” you said looking into his honey eyes. They shined brighter after the words were shared. You watched as he walked off and turned to give you a silly wave. 

Closing the door you pressed your back to it. You felt hopeful for the future of your relationship.

_

Spencer woke up to an empty bed. It had been a week since he had spent the night at your apartment alone. He thought about the way you slightly drooled in your sleep and internally laughed at how defensive you got when he called you out on it. 

Cat had been acting a lot more stand-offish towards the both of you. However Spencer got the most of it since he lived with her. He’d come home from grading either to no dinner or he’d make something for them to share and she would go straight to bed, barley sparing him a glance. 

He also felt bad for you. You had texted him multiple times about how she was feeling. And he knew you tried to text Cat as well. Obviously you never wanted to take her for granted and he admired the effort you put in. “Trying to take care of them more,” which you had said. 

He was much more alert after hearing a voice from their shared home office. Cat was on the phone and he could immediately tell with who. You. 

“Y/n I just have a lot going on,” he heard her say through the phone. 

As he got closer he could hear your voice through the speaker phone, “I know I know,” you sighed, “I just wanna spend time with you. I miss you.” 

He could hear the softness in your voice and knew that it would get right to Cat. She may have little no difficulty saying no to you in bed but outside she couldn’t resist. 

“Alright fine. I’ll see you Sunday angel,” Cat said stressing the title. 

He laughed at your squeal through the phone, “I promise you won’t regret it. See ya!” 

Once he knew the call was over he slid into the rolling chair on his side of the office and rolled over next to Cat. 

“Hey, talk to me,” he said softly.

She looked up and sighed, “Was this a bad idea?” 

“What Y/n?” he asked. 

“Yeah. At first it was good, I mean it still is but a month ago there were less...” she trailed off. 

“Feelings involved,” Spencer finished for her. 

They shared a look of understanding. The full weight of their situation now lying on their shoulders. It wasn’t a bad weight, however they knew if something went wrong there was no way to be complete without one of you there. 

Of course they loved one another. It had been both of them against everything for years. That was until you came around. You were a bomb full of smiles and new energy which they can agree had been lacking for a while. They were entranced by the way your heart was big enough for the both of them, making them regret ever having that stupid no dating rule and wanting to distance themselves from the start. 

Within a month you became more than just their new plaything to spice up their life. You were their girl. And that realization scared Cat. 

_

It was Sunday afternoon and you were getting your place ready for Cat to come over. You had planned a girls night filled with wine, movies, and salty snacks. You had finally convinced her to take a day to destress from her case. 

You brought out a bunch of blankets to the couch and some pillows from your bed. The tv was already on and on set to the stupid baking show she liked to watch. A knock on your door brought you out of your thoughts. 

You opened the door to see Cat with a simple long sleeve shirt and pair of sweatpants, presumably Spencer’s. Her face was bare of any makeup and her eyes glowed under the lights in your doorway. She was always so naturally stunning. It made your breath hitch. 

You let her in then pulled her into a big hug. She could feel whatever intruding thoughts laying in her head slowly slip away in the moment. It was different than when she was in domspace, the need to be in control was nonexistent and she felt like she could just.. be. 

She pulled away to rub the pad of her thumb over your cheek, “So what do you have for us angel,’ she asked. 

“I got us some wine and junk food, then I have that absolute garbage show you watch playing,” you said with a laugh. 

“It is not garbage,” she said with a scoff, “You just don’t have good taste.”

You softly punched her arm, “Whatever.” You flopped down on your couch then opened your arms and made grabby hands for her to lay with you. She rolled her eyes playfully then got in and pressed her back to your front. You pulled one of the many blankets over yourselves and tucked your chin in her shoulder to watch the god awful show. 

After a few hour long episodes and a bottle of wine later and you were both contently buzzed. She was less reserved than she had been when she showed up. You’d think it was the wine getting to her but she knows its the way her true feelings easily slip out of her control when you’re around. 

You had shifted positions so you were resting on top of her. Your arms wrapped around her middle as your head rested on her stomach. Her hands slipped into your hair and you shivered at her manicured nails on your scalp. 

Slowly the voices on the television flowed into nothing as all your focus was centered on the woman before you. You lifted the hem of her shirt and started pressing kisses on her toned abdomen. Her head turned to look down in your eyes, a soft smile tugging on her lips. 

“Is this okay?” you asked searching her hazel orbs. 

She nodded, “Yeah angel.”

“Gonna take care of you Mistress,” you said between kisses on her hips as you pulled down her sweats, “I wanna make you feel so good.”

“Wait Y/n,” she said quickly. 

Your hands stopped their motions and your head propped up to look at her with concern, “Wha- whats wrong? Do you want me to stop?”

She sat up and pulled you closer to press a kiss on your lips. Breathlessly she broke apart and spoke, “Not Mistress. Just Cat,” she said looking in your eyes. 

You kissed her again and nodded with a smile, “Just Cat.”

Your hands went to the hem of her shirt and you pulled it off. Your lips went on their descent down her neck and finally you reached her breasts. You took one in your hand as you took the other in your mouth. She moaned as you swirled your tongue around her nipple. 

You scooted back down to lay between her legs. She propped herself on her elbows to look at you. Your hand went to her chest to push her down, “Just relax Cat. I got you baby,”

Your fingers curled around where her panties sat on her hips. You pulled them down slowly and tossed them to the side. Eagerly you lapped a stripe up her folds, moaning at the taste. Your mouth closed around her bud which caused her back to arch off the couch. 

You let two of your fingers gather some of her slick before sliding them in her tight cunt. You pumped them in and out of her as you continued to use your mouth on her clit. 

You were drowning in the sweet sounds of her breathy moans. You loved the rare chances when you could see her like this. She was always the one in command with her hands on you and you loved being her equal. Finally being the one to have her hazy with lust. 

One of her hands went to your hair which you expected to be in a firm grasp like usual. Instead this time she pulled you up to her lips. She moaned into your mouth as you continued your motions on her dripping heat. 

“Y/n, angel I’m so close,” she mewled. 

You used your thumb to rub quick circles on her clit, “Let go Cat. I got you, I’m right here.” 

You leaned in to kiss her and swallow her screams of pleasure as she came on your fingers. You didn’t stop your motions. Expertly curling your fingers to continue hitting her soft spot. 

She pulled you so you were straddling her, your hand still in between her legs. One of her hands moved to slide inside your shorts. She chose not to acknowledge your lack of panties and ruin the moment. 

She smirked noticing how wet you were. She could feel the wet spot rubbing on the back of her hand. You moaned as she rubbed her fingers over your slick then made quick circles on your clit. 

“I’ve barley touched you and I can tell you’re already close,” she said between gasps. 

She quickly curled her fingers and rubbed over the spongy spot inside of you. Black spots were tickling your vision from holding your breath to relish in the pleasure her fingers were bringing you. 

You nodded frantically as she slipped in two fingers to your weeping pussy, “Cum with me Cat, I’m right there.” 

The knot in your tummy was ready to burst. With a few more quick pumps of her fingers you were sent over the edge. Cat came right after you as you circled her stiff bud quickly. 

You both moaned each others names loudly. They were the only comprehendible words mixed in with curses and broken phrases. However there was something you said which Cat immediately picked up, “I love you.” 

“What did you say,” she said pulling away from where you were intertwined. The intrusive thoughts from earlier had returned. She knew she needed to put her walls back up. 

“I love you Cat,” you said looking at her nervously. 

She opened her mouth then closed it again. That all made it real. She started to pick up her clothes and pull them over her body. 

“Wait say something,” you pleaded looking up at her from the couch. 

“I- I can’t. This is too much. I gotta go,” she said grabbing her keys off the counter. 

You followed her to the door, reaching for her hand which she pulled out of your grasp as if your touch had burned her. There were tears in your eyes. She couldn’t even look at you, knowing she’d break. Cat wouldn’t let herself look weak. 

You on the other hand couldn’t stop the emotions from coming to the surface.

“Cat wait. Talk to me. Say something. ANYTHING!,” you said through sniffles. 

She cleared her throat and finally looked at you, trying to maintain her hard exterior, “I don’t love you Y/n. Sorry.” 

She knew she did. She knew she was lying right through her teeth. The words were bitter on her tongue as she spoke them.

She unlocked the door and you didn’t even look up to see her leave. All you heard was the door shut close. You sunk to your knees and covered your face in your hands as the stream of tears slid down your cheeks. 

Was this the beginning to the end?

#spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid smut #spencer reid x reader #cat adams x reader #cat adams smut #Criminal Minds Fanfiction #criminal minds smut #chellewrites

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online - six. (g.d.)

Summary: everyone warned him about talking to this girl online. but he can’t help but want to fall for her… now he has to meet her. what happens when they finally get together in person?

Pairing: Grayson Dolan x Reader

WARNINGS: as usual, sexy thoughts, nothing major

click here for  one | two | three | four | five.

UNEDITED

They got back to the house in a hurry—not because they were in any rush, but because (Y/N) was complaining that she had to use the bathroom, and if they didn’t get home soon she’d “make his leather seat have a puddle”.

So he was speeding down the Pacific Coast Highway as though he couldn’t get pulled over.

When they got to the house, she didn’t waste any time hopping out of the car and speed-walking to the front door. He was hot on her tracks and opened the front door, allowing her to run (literally) to his bathroom to pee. Ethan saw the couple enter the house as he sat on the couch wrapped cozily in a blanket; the television was on and he was watching reruns of Friday Night Smackdown. Grayson didn’t even try to resist the temptation of watching so he plopped himself on the loveseat so that if (Y/N) wanted, she could join them—which he doubts because she doesn’t like wrestling because she thinks “it’s fake”. It isn’t, but he won’t argue with her. “How was it?” Ethan asked during the commercial break, because that’s the only time conversation is allowed when the TV’s playing something worth watching.

“It was really fun. We rode rides, ate junk, and then we kissed.” Grayson could feel the heat touching the tips of his ears. “I think I really like her.”

Ethan’s eyes widened. After Lucy, he’d never thought he would hear his brother say that about another girl ever again. He thinks this girl must be some kind of special for him to be this head-over-heels for her. “It’s about time you kissed her.”

“Oh, shut up. I don’t want to ruin this, alright? So I’m takin’ shit slow until I can make her  mine.” He reasoned. It seemed like he was reminding himself more than he was reasoning with Ethan.

“Gray!” She yelled for him from his bedroom. “Can you come here?”

He hopped up from his spot on the loveseat and all but ran to his bedroom. “What?” He asked, damn near busting the door down. “You okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine.” She was sitting on his bed, scrolling through her phone. She set it down and looked up at him with almost pitiful eyes, “I have a question.”

He rolled her eyes at her. Those eyes that she was giving him were the “I want something” eyes, and she’d been giving him those eyes all day. And duh, they were the cutest eyes ever, but he had already promised himself to not give her everything she wanted because.. debt.

“What?”

“Can I wear one of your shirts to sleep in?”

He thought about this for a moment, not because of her comfort, but because she would look really good in one of his shirts. “Yeah. Second drawer.” He pointed to his dresser.

She got up in delight, rummaging through the drawer to find the specific shirt she wanted to sleep in. “Yay!”

“And don’t think this means you can keep it—it’s still mine, baby.”

“Mhm.” Was all she said as a response.

“I mean it. I want my shirt back.”

“Kay.” She put the yellow crew neck with her towel, body wash, underwear, and washcloth--that she had to beg him to buy her from the store, because apparently he doesn’t own any? She was mildly alarmed when he told her that--in a stack on his bed.

“Did you hear what I said?”

“Yup.”

“So then say you’ll give it back.”

She took the stack from its place on the bed and set everything in his bathroom on the counter by the sink. “I can’t say that—because then I’d be lying.” She winked, shutting the bathroom door.

He decided to not sit outside his bathroom and wait for her to finish because that seemed a bit weird. But he did make a snack for themselves—chocolate covered strawberries.

Now, don’t get the wrong idea here. He’s not trying to seduce her (yet), but he’s been spoiling her all day, so why not keep at it?

“Yo, G.” Ethan came into the kitchen when he saw his brother dipping strawberries into a bowl of melted dark chocolate. “What the hell are you doing?”

“Pampering. Spoiling. Whatever you want to call it.” He replied quietly, not losing his concentration on making sure they were dipped perfectly because she deserved nothing less than perfection.

“Haven’t you done enough of that?”

“Hardly.”

When he put the fruit in the fridge and came back into the living room, his pretty girl (who’s not his yet, but will be—manifestation at its finest) was curled up on the couch with a blanket draped over her figure. “Hey, baby.”

“Hi.” Was all she said. The adrenaline from today was wearing off and now she was a bit tired, but she won’t tell him that, then he’ll uproot himself and make the both of them to go to bed and it wasn’t late enough for that.

“You okay?” he sat next to her.

She nodded wordlessly but with a smile. “Yeah.”

He brought her into his arms, wrapping around her but not too tight. He wanted her to relax because she’d had a long day and she deserved to chill for a bit.

Also because he just liked to touch her.

“I made us snacks, y’know.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. They’re in the fridge, and I’ll go get them, but only if you give me a kiss.” He raised an eyebrow at her.

“Hm…” she smirked. “I’ll make you a deal—I’ll kiss you, but we have to snuggle tonight.”

“We were gonna snuggle anyway, so that didn’t work.”

She laughed. “Alright, alright. C’mere.” She kissed him, not able to hide the fact that she was grinning as wide as Texas.

“Baby, stop laughing.” He started to laugh too.

“I can’t.”

He kissed her on the nose, looking at Ethan, who was way too quiet as he entered the room. “What’d you do?” he asked him.

He shook his head.

“Ethan, what did you do?”

“Why do you always assume I’ve done something?”

“Because when you’ve done something stupid, you have a stupid look on your face…like you do right now.”

He looked down at his finger, licking off the remnants of…chocolate.

“What are you doing?”

“Nothin’.”

“Ethan…”

“Fine. I had one, okay?”

Grayson groaned dramatically. “You’ve got to be kidding me.” He untangled himself from her (reluctantly), almost running into the kitchen to see how many of his snacks he’d eaten. “Ethan, you ate three!”

“Did I?”

“Yes, you imbecile. You ate three, and I only made nine.” He came back into the living room with a Tupperware container, smacking his brother on the back of his head with his free hand.

“Well, now you have six. Even steven.”

Grayson sat down next to her in his previous spot and pulled her back into his arms. “So I made us chocolate-covered strawberries, and my idiot twin ate some of them—”

“They’re really good, I tasted them for you—”

“Shut up.” Grayson cut his eyes at his brother. “Anyway, I had a lot of fun with you today. And I can’t wait to do more stupid shit with you this week.” He kissed her forehead. “You’re my favorite.”

She felt her cheeks getting hot. “No, you’re my favorite.”

***

She managed to convince him to let her sleep in his bed again tonight, not because of anything major—aside from the fact that she was afraid of the dark and was too scared to tell him—but because she felt safe when she was sleeping next to him. So she begged, and begged, and begged some more, and then he finally caved and said okay.

When they got situated in bed together, she kissed him. “What was that for?” he asked with a chuckle, pulling her closer to him by throwing one of her legs over his.

“Because I can.” She kissed him again. “And there’s nothing you can do about it.”

He hummed. “Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.”

He slowly nodded his head, concocting an idea in his head. “Hmmm…”

“What?”

“You said there was nothing I could do about it, right?”

“Yup. And what about it?”

“I think there’s something I could do..” his hands went from around her waist to dancing across her skin, making her squeal and laugh.

“O-Okay, y-you win! L-Let me g-go, Gray!” she exclaimed, trying to find his hands to move them off her but failing miserably.

“I what?”

“You win!”

He stopped his torture on her, wiping her tears of joy from her eyes with his thumb.

She smacked his arm, “Don’t do that again.”

He scoffed, “Did you just hit me?” he cocked an eyebrow at her.

Her eyes widened and she moved to get away from him, but he had her locked in his embrace. “I—”

“You’ve been hitting me a lot since you got here, and I told you I’d get you, didn’t I?”

“Mhm.”

“So give me one good reason why I shouldn’t tickle you to death.”

“Because I might pee.”

He laughed but shrugged anyway. “Meh. Not convinced.”

“Alright, well if you tickle me, I’m not gonna kiss you the rest of the time I’m here.” She smirked.

“You got me there, don’t you?” he pulled her in tight and peppered kisses all over her face. “Because I love kissing you.”

“Yup. I’m superior.”

“Whatever.”

“Anyway, can we watch another movie? I’ll try to stay awake this time.” She batted her eyelashes at him.

“Why do I not believe you?” he scoffed, getting up anyway to set up the projector. “And we’re not watching a Marvel movie.”

“Why?” she whined. “Those are my favorite.”

“Because I want us to watch a movie neither of us have seen—that way, we can experience the magic together.”

“Fine.” She huffed. “Can it be Disney though?”

He wanted to scream no, because he wanted to watch an action movie like John Wick; but then he realized the girl that sleeps in his bed may, in fact, be a scaredy cat. “I guess.”

#grayson dolan #grayson dolan imagine #dolan twins #grayson dolan x reader #grayson dolan x black reader #grayson dolan x black girl #online #online fic

[quirkykayleetam]

The Cat-Napping Rescue

TW for Broken Bones and a nightmare.  The rest is all fluffy Hurt/Comfort!  A kid with a passion for picking up strays decides he’s adopted a generally beat-up mercenary too.

Branigran Leahy’s breath came in short, pained huffs that misted in the chill air before him.  Concentrate, he told himself.  Concentrate on breathing.  Concentrate on putting one foot in front of the other, hiding his limp as best he could from ordinary passers-by.  Broken.  It had to be broken.  If it wasn’t broken on first impact, it certainly was now.  He needed a place to rest, somewhere he could stay for at least 24 hours.  His regular hotels wouldn’t do and he didn’t have a safe house in this area.  So he kept walking.  One foot.  Wince.  Breath.  Another foot.  Breath.  Concentrate, Bran.  Concentrate.

The ex-Irish ranger stumbled back painfully as a brown-headed six-year-old with a half-open backpack canonballed into his (luckily) good leg.

“Bran, Bran, Bran, you’ll never believe what happened today!  I lost a tooth!  Well, that was a few weeks ago… But TODAY…”

While Bran quickly lost the gist of Theo’s words, he let small, sticky fingers pull him forward towards a repainted stoop.  Bran didn’t mean to stop.  He meant to let Theo run inside to the promise of after-school treats while he continued his shuffle to gods only knew where.  Moira’s raised eyebrow made him pause.

“Uh huh,” it told him.  “You just try to hobble along on two compound fractures and see that I don’t drag you back here by your collar and tie you down without painkillers.”

He did not want to risk it.

Instead, Bran staggered toward her.  Ducking his head, he bit back his most colorful swears.  Maybe it was the exhaustion talking, but he couldn’t think of anything more painful than climbing that set of stairs.

When he reached the top, Bran wanted nothing more than to rest his head against the door, but Moira stopped him with an outstretched palm.  Bran handed over his weapon’s belt without question.  She stuck her hand out again.  That made him smile.  She remembered.  Balancing unsteadily on his good leg, Bran pulled out the four knives he kept hidden in his boots.  Then Moira didn’t just move aside.  She took one look at Bran’s ashen face and shifted to him.  Taking on half his weight, she half-carried him inside towards her shit excuse for a medical kit and Theo’s excited talking.

Branigan went through his mission’s intel time and time again.  It was spotty, but that was to be expected with the corporation he was working with.  He didn’t pick the jobs that were safe.  He picked the ones that were worth doing.  After scouting his infiltration spot for days, Bran didn’t just have one plan; he had 20.  He was supposed to retrieve a piece of intel from the building, exit as quietly as possible, and deliver the “package” to his employers in another part of the city before disappearing and laying low until they deemed it was safe.  Of course, no one could tell him where in the building the intel was.  That was, as they put it, “part of what they paid him the big bucks for.”

Everything went according to plan.  Everything, that is, until the intel was nowhere to be found.  Rubbing his forehead with the back of a sweaty palm, Bran subtly tipped off the guards he had skillfully avoided until that point.  It was a last ditch play; if he could see what seemingly mundane space they tried to protect, maybe he could find what he was looking for.  Luckily, it worked.  Unluckily, it sent Branigan careening out one of his least favorite escape routes: a perilous dive from a high, narrow slit of a window onto a rooftop two stories below.  Bran reorganized his timetable midair.  He calculated how precious little time he had to jog blocks of back alley ways to the drop site.  He hit slate tile hard and rolled just too late to realize the fault in his trajectory.  His ankle hit the ground wrong, collapsing under his weight and the fall.  Snap!  Branigan yelled wildly as fire shot through him.

“Breathe!” he admonished himself, prying open his eyes only to see popcorn ceiling.  Yellow floral drapes.  And a very heavy six-year-old pressing agonizingly into his newly splintered leg.

“Hey mate,” he said, nearly biting his tongue in an effort to shift the kid sideways without igniting more fire in his wound.  “What...uh...what’cha doing there?”

In response, Theo squeezed his eyes tight and let out a loud whirring sound deep in his throat.

Branigan blinked.  He blinked again.  Nothing in 29 years of his life could have prepared him for this.  He immediately abandoned his attempts to get Theo off his broken leg, afraid the KID was broken.

“Theo?” he said as softly as he could.  “You’re gonna have to help me out here.”

The kid in question rolled his eyes.

“I’m a cat.”

“Well, you sound like a rusted airplane,” Bran said, finally managing to shift Theo’s weight off his break.  “Is this your way of telling me you want some milk?  Because I’m a bit waylaid at the moment.”

“Nooooo!”  Theo rolled his eyes.  Damn, the kid had big eyes.  “We got this book.  It’s really big.  Almost as big as...as a lamp when it’s all stood up.  And it’s got every cat breed ever in it!  THAT’S why I was purring!”

Branigan failed to see the connection.

“When cats purr, it vibrates their bodies all special.  That helps make pain go away and heal things like, like broken bones and stuff.”  Theo looked at Bran from under his lashes.  “Mom works real hard to make you better.  I wanted to help too.”

How could Bran resist that?

The mercenary operative reached down to ruffle Theo’s hair, mussing it up as best he could until the kid started laughing.

“So, what kind of cat are you?”

“I’m a Bengal!  They like to swim, just like me!”

“You got any Irish cats in that big book?”

Theo scrunched up his nose, then shook his head.

“No...but you can be an Irish Wolfhound!  They’re long and scraggly like you!” Theo dropped his voice to a whisper.  “Just don’t tell mom.”

“Why not?”

Theo giggled.  “Dogs aren’t allowed on the couch.”

“As Theo well knows from a very recent, very serious talk with our landlord,” Moira said, stalking into the room, “no cats or dogs or birds or mice or non-human creatures of any kind are allowed anywhere in this apartment.”

“Mooooom,” Theo complained.  Moira merely raised a finger.

“But since Mr. Branigan is not a stray and I have already tested him for rabies, I supposed he can stay the night under one condition.”

Both the boy and the mercenary turned towards Moira attentively.

“That is that he does not pee on the couch.”

With that, she fell forward into a tickle fight with Theo as he complained “Moooom, that was only ONE TIME!”  Bran didn’t even notice as the jumble of motion at his feet jostled his leg.  It was the first time he had seen Moira smile.

The next morning, Branigan Leahy woke before dawn.  He silently recovered his weapons from Moira’s top shelf and limped toward the door.  Stumbling down the stairs in the predawn air, he realized he had been wrong the night before.  Going up to that door was nowhere near as painful as leaving it behind.

Tagging the ‘Nappers (Let me know if you want to be added or taken off):  @softazelma, @undersketchdraws, @redwingedwhump, @friendly-neighborhood-frog, @yeetiestofyoots, @aquaace, @blue-flare10, @straight-to-the-pain, @abouttemperedgrace.

#Whump #Hurt/Comfort #Caretaking #Broken Bones #Broken Leg #quirkykayleetam writes #Branigan Leahy #Moira #Theo

[loudlypanickinginvenezolano]

Animalistic, pt 2, but I tried editing it.

Something is really wrong, and Shadow is awfully aware of that...He just... cant say what... Besides Sonic. Something is crearly wrong with that hedgehog.

Mention of a snake, animals, dead animals, and injuries, I guess. I tried editing this chapter, but I am not sure wherever it is better or not. I still like it, tho...

It took him maybe 8 seconds of confused blinking to remember why was an overgrown python chilling on his bed, but once everything loaded and pierced itself together on his mind, Shadow finally managed to find on himself the will to get out of his cozy blankets and stand, carefully picking up his moody companion, and leave him into his tank, no matter how pissed off Kaa may look. “I am, Oh so sorry for disturbing your sleep, your majesty, but that is a no-no place for you to be and you know it.” He snorted, before blinking, because, wow, he really must be tired.

Barely awake enough to remember that yes, he needed to wear some kind of paw-wear that wasn’t just socks, he jogged down the steps, groggily searching around the house the reason he had arisen from his warm, and delicious, and maaaaybee self-indulging dream, but what the hell, it was all on his head, wasn’t it? And unless it was the dream police he fucking wasn’t feeling sorry for his fantasies.

Anyway.

He was sure he had heard something…

“Well, hello there, little mister.” He cooed, picking up Baloo from where the baby bear had wandered, chucking lowly at the dispirited face of the now busted cub. Scrooge was close to the door, looking warily and keeping guard as Mowgly was being his dumb self in the middle of the living room, roaming around and pawing at everything that gained his attention, not a bit undeterred by Shadow appearance. If Something, it seemed like he was even more energetic than before, happily running to him and trying to play with the large ears and little horns of his slippers.

While Mowgly and Baloo had warmed incredibly quickly to Shadow and the secure room he had made for them during this first 2 days, Scrooge was reserved, to not be insulting, and didn’t like so much wherever Shadow came closer, pawing away his hands, sneezing or growling until she decided she wanted food. She was….a moody motherfucker, there really wasn’t a round way about it.

That was why he was certain that Ebeneeza Scrooge was a perfect name.

Though ¨¨Scary little bitch¨¨ wasn’t so far off the mark, either. It was just too long, and Scalibi was taken.

She was the real reason he feared to be stabbed during his sleep...

So far, everything normal, Right?

A calm, fresh night, or as calm as they get when you are Shadow the hedgehog and you are taking care of the very thing you may or may not have a phobia for.

Now, Can somebody explain him what the fuck happened to that “normal” he just had? Because shit, he couldn’t find it anymore and he wanted it back. For yesterday.

It all started when not so long after he ushered the bears back to where they were sleeping, his back door started being scratched on, which wasn’t such a normal occurrence and really, Shadow should have realized since that moment that something was off.

He wasn’t sure what kind of otherworldly being possessed him in that instant, but je made the mistake of opening the door without checking properly, and really, what was he? A rookie or something?

What was he thinking?!

Immediately, 12 raccoons ran in, closely followed by what he was certain were at least 18 bunnies. And then, while he had been busy gaping like a dumbass, 9 giggling foxes squeezed past, as well as-- where those squirrels?

Yes, that definitely were 23 or something squirrels.

And a rat.

A big, fat as shit, and really ugly looking greyish-black rat.

Oh sir, what disgusting creation was that?

He closed the door and put the lock on it, leaning heavily on its surfaces and racking his brain while trying to decide wherever he had ingested something strange or not during the day, but nothing came. He could not find any coherent reason about why had these animals decided to invade his house like this.

Well…

They had come searching for refuge in the past, that was true, but it was because of storms or something of the like….

Oh. Maybe it was what all of this was about? But, he hadn’t heard any thunder, and there was no rain, nor wind picking up.

Come to think about it, it hadn’t rained in like 6 days.

He didn’t… he didn’t have time to this.

Just as he was doing his best at calming down what looked like a hurt raccoon having a panic attack, if that even makes sense, and was actually and surprisingly succeeding in doing so, all hell broke loose when the window of his living room broke in a splash of glass accompanied by a very manly screech, and 7 scared deer’s jumped into the house, cuts and stuck glass pieces making their blood come say hi. The rabbits went crazy, and the foxes started screeching and doing that weird pat-pat thing dogs do while happy, just that the foxes weren’t happy, and neither was Shadow.

He was sure the raccoon he was holding died of a heart attack for 4 agonizing seconds.

<<Same, buddy. >>

This was… this was bad.

Like really, really bad.

And of course, it just got worse when wolves jumped in, and the growling, or screaming in that fox’s case, started once again.

Was that fox… peeing in his floor!? OH SHIT IT WAS! IT PEED ALL OVER HIS BLACK STELLAR RUG!

It wasn’t even 8 pm, what the actual fucking shit?!

Shadow felt like screaming. He actually was going to scream like a bitch or a scared child he didn’t care anymore. He was done, oh shit.

Shadow breathed deeply, resisted the urge of biting his forearm or screeching like a banshee into his coffin like cushion, and exhaled, trying not to scare any of the already panicking animals around him, and to not succumb to his own panic in the middle of this disaster. He breathed once again.

He was better than this.

This…this was nothing compared to some of the things he had been through in the past.

This was fine. He totally wasn’t hyperventilating over such a thing.

Right. Cool head. Everything was going to be alright for as long as he didn’t succumb to his panic. It was easy. Totally.

Mh-hm…

Once he made sure the raccoon was actually breathing, he left it clung to his back as he made his way to his window, carefully stepping between the glass, rodents, and paws, as he had noticed that the smell of blood was thicker in that part after sniffing around.

Shadow wasn’t that surprised to see two heavily injured wolves in his front porch, panting as 3 young deers warily made their way over.

This was… going to be a long night of no sleep, right?

Thank god he didn’t need to go to the G.U.N. headquarters or the FF central for the whole week. Were he to see their faces tomorrow, at least someone was bound to get a fucking punch in the mouth.

He was betting Silver.

Maybe Amy.

A while later, when he finished with the first wolf, he looked up to find Gumdrop looking back at him. Other 14 ravens and like 8 Macaws and who-has-the-time-to-count other birds he didn’t knew the name of were trying to sleep in the couch support, and there were frogs hiding under his chairs and couch, a few even jumping up to his small coffee table.

6 wild cats and their 9 cubs where chilling by the door, and it seemed the wolves, deer’s, and Foxes came to an understanding and were keeping to themselves, not moving an inch into the others space, and thanks heaven, having no discussions over territory, as he wasn’t sure about how would thing end if his unexpected visitors decided to break a brawl into his house in such a time.

Shadow wondered if he could offer the rat or whatever that thingwas to the wolves as a reward for not peeing, unlike others he was glaring to. He decided they were his favorites and it had totally nothing to do with how one of them decided that lying next to him was a wonderful idea… as well as licking his thigh with abandon [which on second though may be a way to express their anxiety and shouldn’t be so cute.]

Nothing to do with that overgrown puppy he was dying to pet. Not at all.

He wasn’t so stupid as to try and touch an actual wild wolf he had never come in contact before.

Convincing the deer´s to let him heal their injuries was tricky, nervous, scared, and certainly put off by Shadow himself and his med kit as they were, but he managed after a long while of murmuring softly, yummy treats, and petting. He noticed that some of the cuts were made by claws, thick, strange claws he remembered still, and not only by glass, as he had though initially.

It was a big “oh.” Moment. He…he really hadn’t thought about that. But, why would he, right? Shadow had been so sure that it was just a one-time incidence, an isolated occurrence, something that came across the place, and maybe left after, once everything was done. It had happened before…

The proof of how careless he had been, how innocent, if you may, how wrongin his believe was laying right in front him, like an accusing hand directly thrown in his face.

He had to manually re-start the heart of 4 cubs, two raccoons, 3 wolves, and 6 rabbits that night.

He found 5 quills into the fur of the animals that night.

They matched the one on his bedside table completely, no doubt they were from the same animal or the same kind, at least.

Shit.

Shit shit shit, shit.

He wanted to punch something so bad on his frustration. How had he been so naïve? How? He had fucked up big time, there wasn’t space for a doubt now. What was he going to do? How could he make up for this disgrace?

Shit.

Should he hunt?

Shadow… He really didn’t sleep that night, even though he knew he needed to. Attending wound after wound, getting bitten, scratched, throw off his paws, and even being thrown up on became a routine somewhere down the line, the fact that he was running out of pots to put clean water on, bandages and other necessities never out of his mind as more and more scared animals came to his door.

What was out there?

How could he sleep in a moment like that?

Had the animal’s sounds or injuries left him, the bone chilling howling he heard at 1 AM, and then later at 4 AM really gave no option. He would have woken up anyway, startled and panicking as much as the animals around him, and it would just have been a more difficult scenario to handle.

Even the wolves shuddered and searched for comfort, scared and intimidated by what they heard and saw, most likely.

It was better this way. Even if he felt a bit sluggish and rather tired, he could hold. He was trained for this, wasn’t he?

He just…wondered why he felt so affect about this. Almost… sick.

Once the time came, he went out to run like every day, undeterred, stepping into the thick foliage like usual. The sunlight barely made it to the ground, so everything was gloomy and humid still, not really reliable to walk around unless you knew the territory.

He found 4 strange dips into the earth, like the one he previously slipped on, and 1 wolf and 3 deer’s corpses.

One was destroyed, as if attacked in a fit of rage, and 2 of the deers were nothing but bones by now, munched on by this new creature he had not seen yet, and others scavengers of the zone. It had been clearly full by then, or at least coming closer to it, as the remaining one still had a lot on…Well.

Maybe saying “a lot” was being too generous. But there was some fur still attached. Fur he could use… maybe?

Ugh.

Shadow couldn’t help but compare his own bite to it.

The difference was jarring and unpleasant to find. His lethal fangs were small in comparison, and his claws were but a joke.

He knew it could also mean nothing. Even if the creature was big, Shadow could still take it on, and win.

It was okay.

He breathed out slowly.

Shadow went back home early that day, cutting his trip short, trying to stop feeling as if something was staring at him from the top of the trees, following his steps in such a quiet manner he couldn’t place from where he was being followed exactly.

Mocking, maybe, but intense.

He fed the bears, and did his best to help the animals inside eat something and lure them out.

A few looked scared, still. Wary. And Shadow, with a sinking emotion in his stomach, found he couldn’t blame them.

He wondered why he hadn’t stopped feeling sick.

#What or who is partying in the forest? #Shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the werehog #Not Sonic unleashed #O I forgot to mention #There´s a racoon that may or may not be having a panic attack #and yes that one is me #Sonadow #Though for the moment is Shadow centric #My writing #animalistic

[andthatisnotfake]

Like clockwork

For @hi-yekaterina, who asked for “You don’t actually expect me to just let you go, do you?” and  “I hate kissing strangers and pretending they’re you.” and also requested that I made it angsty. Hope this is angsty enough for you.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

He has his phone on his hand when it starts ringing, his name on the top. He rolls his eyes and sighs. Not again. He’s tired. He’s given him all he had and it hasn’t been enough. What more can he possibly want from him? Why won’t he just leave him alone?

He puts the phone down, ignoring the ringing in favor of going to the bathroom. He doesn’t need to pee that badly, but it gives him something to do instead of just staring at his phone.

He’s barely made it back to the couch when it starts ringing again. He ignores it once more, petting Thackery, who has decided to make himself comfortable on his lap. He strokes his soft fur, smiling when he hears his low purrs. At least his cat is showing him some love.

The phone rings for the third time and he sighs and rolls his eyes. Seems like he’s not giving up tonight. Maybe he should just block his number already, he tells himself, while knowing that no matter how angry he gets, he’s not strong enough to do that. Plus, it’s not like he doesn’t have other ways to reach him. Several other ways.

“What do you want?” His voice is angry when he finally slides that green button up.

“Hi.” He sounds small, sad, lonely, all that with a single two-letter word. Goddamnit.

“Hi.” He softens his own voice. No use kicking a horse that’s already down.

“How are you?” 

He resists the urge to roll his eyes again. He hates the small talk between them, hates talking about meaningless stuff and never talking about what’s really important.

“I’m ok. You?” He’ll play along, for now. Hopefully this won’t take long.

“So so.” A pause, and he knows what’s coming next, could recite the whole script by heart. They’ve danced this dance before. “I miss you.”

Oop, there it is. Like clockwork.

He scoffs. “Yeah, I know exactly what you miss.”

“I mean it.” And the worst part it, he believes it. He knows he really does. But apparently not enough. Never enough.

“I’m sure you do. And while you miss me you go around sucking every dick available. ”

“I’m not going to deny that.” The calm in his voice is what makes him angry. This bitch isn’t even sorry, is he? “But I hate kissing strangers and pretending they’re you.”

“Here’s a tip: don’t.”

That silences him. 

He’s about to hang up when he hears it. “I’m sorry.”

And the worst part is, once more, he knows it’s true.

“I know.”

“What can I do to make it up to you?”

“I think we both know there’s nothing you can do. You’ve tried. We have tried.”

“So that’s it? It’s really over?”

He shakes his head, a couple of tears falling down his cheeks. It’s been over for a long time, hasn’t it? They were just playing pretend.

“You don’t actually expect me to just let you go, do you?” he hears him insisting.

“You already have.”

#branjie #my fics

[gelum-lumen]

(( woke up in the middle of the night bc of a headache so its hc time baybee

i was talking to @devilglow about pet hcs a few days ago and ive finally come to a decision on vergils pet situation. 

under the cut cuz i gush a lot and it got long 

so following dmc5 in vergils mainverse he lives (officially) alone. dante comes over whenever the fuck he feels like and nero visits every so often but they dont live there. that coupled with the fact that hes lost his familiars as v, vergil finds himself a little lonely for once in his life. he got used to having constant company as v and now that he finds himself without the constant chattering hes realizes how much hes missed it even if he knows he had to let them go. 

so dante suggests getting a pet. now vergil of course resists. he doesnt need animal hair all over his nice new couches or pee for that matter and his cactus petunia (yes he has a cactus named petunia dont ask too many questions) makes for perfectly suitable company thank you very much. but dantes dante and he insists and even tries to sway vergil with cute puppy pictures (theyre cute. theyre very cute. but no dante) and when he starts to realize he really isnt going to budge he starts cheating. brings up that they would always talk about getting a pet but dad didnt think theyd be responsible enough. that mom would let them play with neighborhood cats and feed them regardless. 

its a dirty trick one vergil knows he wouldnt attempt if he didnt completely believe it would be for vergils benefit and worse yet it works. so he agrees but declines dantes constant recommendations among the strays hes been caring for off the books. instead he goes out of his way to do research on cat breeds (his complex doesnt do big dogs and small ones arent his style). since cat breeds are bred moreso for temperment and looks instead of usefulness and tasks he decides against purebreds and goes out of his way to find the perfect cat and lo and behold he finds one

Her Majesty Christine-Valentine Sparda (he couldnt pick between which book character he liked more christine daae or valentine de villefort) is a pure white quarter ragdoll, half mainecoon, and norewegian forest siberian mix with blue eyes and a wonderful addition to his home. shes a very large lady who requires daily grooming, eats out of a crystal plate, and regularly goes on walks and hunts with her master. she has a high aptitude for hunting and taking commands has a calm temperament and a healthy caution for strangers. shes surprisingly affectionate toward vergil and warms up quickly to dante and nero since its very clear theyre fixtures to the household even if they arent there. 

it goes without saying that vergil spoils her but to be fair shes a very pretty kitty and even takes to following him or the other spardas around like a little bodyguard. tbh i love her so much that i might keep her around even outside of vergils mainverse and even have him take her in even if hes living with other people already bc i love the idea of vergil being one of those people who absolutely spoil their loved ones. cats dont talk back or judge shes an easy target for unabashed affection ))

#hc #have you noticed that i agonized over this? #bc i have