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fangirl-dot-com · 4 months

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all of these were from Pinterest - cause I'm not this funny (I also couldn't wait for the next chapter to come out so here :D)

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Y/n: I’m cool Oscar Y/n: I’m THEE coolest Y/n: In fact, I was once arrested for being too cool *puts on sunglasses* Oscar: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence. Also, your glasses are upside down.

Y/n: I have a very specific type Max: Oh yeah? Like what? Y/n: Y’know…polite, handsome, athletic…that sort of thing Arthur (on his fourth energy drink of the day) tripping over camera wires and holding his mic upside down: you little shit eating, damned pathetic piece of shit – now you listen here Y/n: *heart eyes* that one. I want that one. Max: *flabbergasted*

Lando: bet you’re standing in the corner because you’re scared that you’ll get turned down if you talk to anyone Y/n: please, I could fluster near everyone at this party if I chose to Oscar: oh yeah? Prove it. Go for someone borderline impossible and I’ll believe you Y/n, approaching Arthur: hey dumbass, hoodie looks kind of cute on you, wanna get out of here? Arthur: WH- I MEAN- UHHHH YEAH SURE Y/n: perfect Oscar and Lando:

Y/n: I brought a red bull Max: I don’t want a red bull Y/n: I didn’t bring this for you. This is my red bull. Max: then why are you telling me? Y/n: It’s a conversation starter. Max: That’s a lousy conversation starter Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips red bull*

Y/n: *gently taps table* Logan: *taps back* Alex: what are they doing? George: morse code Y/n: *aggressively taps table* Logan: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Lewis: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated Y/n: Killed without hesitation Lewis: nO!

Y/n: Is stabbing someone immoral? Mitch: Not if they consent to it. Max: Depends on who you’re stabbing. Christian: YES?!

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Y/n: Shit Logan: Wait, three? Cop: yeah? Lando: OH MY GOSH OSCAR FELL OFF!!

Max: Time for plan G. Liam: Don’t you mean plan B? Daniel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Y/n: What about plan D? Daniel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Max: What about plan E? Liam: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E Yuki: I like plan E.

Christian: Did none of you think this was a bad idea? *Y/n, Max, Charles, and Arthur covered in navy and red paint* Y/n: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

George: (in sunglasses and newest Tommy Hilfiger jumpsuit) *in the most posh accent* I’m too good for revenge Logan: (covered in bug spray, cowboy hat and overalls on, pumped full of Bang energy drink and high on freedom) *cocks shotgun* Well, I’m not. Give me the name.

Arthur: So what’s your type? Y/n: Kinda long blond hair, green eyes, dumb, dimples, funny, really thin waist Arthur: Huh, that kind of sounds like me! Too bad its not me! Y/n: did I mention dumb? Arthur: yeah, why? Y/n: just making sure

*Over Text*

Y/n: Hey pretty boy, what’re you up to? :) Arthur: Eating cereal in bed Y/n: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you? Arthur:…I would still be eating my cereal?

Waitress: And what would you like to eat? Y/n: I wish to devour the unborn Fernando: Eggs, she would like eggs

Y/n: Do you think that when sheep go to sleep they count themselves? Lando: Or do they count humans? Y/n: Ooo, that’s a good question Oscar: GO TO SLEEP

Y/n to Max: because I am a mature adult *turns to see Mitch, Christian, and Vito shake their heads* *turns back to Max* Y/n: I am an adult

*Dinner with Max, Y/n, Charles, and Arthur*

Y/n: The food is too cute, I can’t eat it! Max: Charles: Arthur: You’re cute, but I’d still eat y- Max: ONE DINNER Charles: *sighs* here we go again Max: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK Y/n: Charles, this pasta is also crunchy, I truly can’t eat this

Ollie: Good night everyone Arthur: Good night Lando: Good night Oscar: Good night Y/n: good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight, imma fight until we see the sunlight. Tik tok on the clock, but the party don’t stop Oscar: I’M DONE

George (t-posing in the doorway): Greetings, parental figures and sister figure *Y/n, Lewis, and Toto walking past* Toto (not looking up from his coffee): Good morning, problem child

Christian: You see, Fernando, Y/n is at the age where she only has one thing on her mind Fernando (noticeably excited): Oh! Oh! Oh! Boys? Max (looking over at the dead tired rookie with revenge in her eyes as she looks at Esteban): No. Murder.

Y/n: Hey Liam, want some of this food? Liam: Sure, thanks! Yuki (storming in with the anger of the gods): WHO TF ATE MY LEFTOVERS THAT CLEARLY HAD MY NAME ON IT Y/n: WE did Liam: You surprisingly smart little mf

Y/n: Never have I ever…Been grounded by my parents! Arthur (exasperated): Every time. She makes disownment jokes every time and she always wins Max: Good one Kid. I always go for the ‘never had a dad who supported me.’ Charles: *stands up and walks away*

Y/n: I’ve only said I love you to four people. Christian, Vito, Arthur, and Max when I thought he died after he wouldn’t respond after a DNF. I only regret one of those Lando: Which one? Y/n: Max. He was just pressing the wrong button and walked out a few minutes later. He made me look like an idiot. Max: I let you win next race Y/n: still

(Y/n, Logan, Lando, and George trying to sneak into RB for more energy drinks after being banned from drinking more)

Logan: So what do you think Y/n will do as a distraction? Lando: She’ll probably, like, make a noise George: Or throw a rock. That’s what I would do *The door flings open and smoke follows. Screams of mechanics fill the air as they try to extinguish a small fire* Logan:…Or she could do that.

Y/n: When I die, donate my entire body to science Y/n: Except my middle finger, give that to Esteban

(max and y/n in a horror movie)

Max: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? Y/n (bleeding out): tall, male, brown hair, dimples, caring, supportive, Monegasque Max: BLOOD TYPE DUMBASS Y/n: oh Y/n: (looks down at wound) Y/n: red

Lando: I wish we could block people in real life. Oscar: Restraining order Y/n: Murder

Christian: Y/n, we need to talk about your professionalism for media days Y/n (and a lot of media personelle she rounded up, all standing on chairs): those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

Y/n (to Max while hiding behind some tires – regretting everything): and then I called him dad Christian (to Geri – trying not to cry while cameras are everywhere): and then she called me dad

Max: Christian, look what Y/n got me for father’s day *holds up generic #1 dad mug* Christian (glaring silently while sipping from his own #1 dad mug) Max: that lying rookie Vito (holding a worn down #1 dad mug): you guys are late to the party suckers

Criminals: We have your daughter and son Toto: I don’t have a daughter and Jack is right here Criminals: then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches? Christian: dear God, you have Y/n and George

Mitch: So Christian, you and Geri want to be a parents again someday? Christian: Someday? We’re parents right now. Mitch: Y/n is your employee Geri: She is our BLOOD

Christian: Max is late again Kelly: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11 Y/n: I wrote a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of 12 Lando: I changed his clock from AM to PM Christian: I think you may have overdone it Max (bursting into the garage): WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Y/n: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie...would it kill me? Logan: *shrugs* only if you die Y/n (getting out the blender): you're so smart Logan Max (running into the room): y/N STOP!

Lance: I got Netflix like you asked! Y/n: OH that's amazing! I've been mooching off Max's and Arthur's accounts for a while. This will be nice! Lance: Wait, what do you mean accounts? Y/n: Their Netflix accounts? Lance: Y/n: Like their profiles? I wanted one of my own, they're like $12 Lance: Lance:....Oh....You meant the account on the service... Y/n: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait...What did you buy? Lance: Lance:....Netflix...

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theemporium · 9 months

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What about Daniel’s reaction to sunshine turning up horrendously hungover 🥴

thank you for requesting!🖤

You had decided that you hated Max Verstappen.

The boy was the devil incarnate because only he would somehow convince you to join him on a night out before the Thursday of a race weekend. He had told you it was just to grab some casual drinks, that it was a nice little catch up between two friends since he hardly saw you anymore with Daniel hogging all your time.

You were stupid and naive enough to believe him.

You had woken up the next morning lying on the bed of Max’s hotel room with him laying on the floor somewhere, with no memories of the night before and a headache that made you want to rip your own eyeballs out.

You hated Max Verstappen even more when he woke up, seemingly unbothered by last night’s consequences.

“I mean, I guess I feel a bit tired,” he told you as he shrugged, fighting back his yawn whilst you tried to fight the urge to rugby tackle him to the floor so he felt something.

Daniel wasn’t worried when you didn’t return to the hotel room that night. He knew you were with Max, and he knew you were safe with him. What he wasn’t expecting was the state you arrived in with the Dutchman when you finally made it to the paddock.

You had one of his Enchante hoodies engulfing you, sunglasses over your eyes and a scowl that would’ve scared off the children in the paddock if they even caught a glance of you.

Daniel pressed his lips together, trying to bite back the grin that wanted to spread across his face. “Rough night?”

“Shhh, your face is too loud,” you grumbled, a crease forming between your brows.

He couldn’t hold back his laugh this time, muttering an apology when you winced at the loud, boisterous sound. Instead, he pulled you close to him, wrapping his arms around you whilst you tried to hide your face in his chest.

“I hate him,” you mumbled into his shirt.

“I know you do, sunshine,” he murmured and pressed a kiss to the top of your head, before giving your ass a sympathetic pat. “It’s cute that you think you can out-drink him whenever you go out.”

“It’s his fault,” you said, not lifting your head as your arms slid under his shirt before you wrapped them around his middle.

“And how’s that?”

“He makes bets,” you huffed out. “Dickhead. He rigs them. I just know it.”

“You’re adorable,” he murmured with a grin before he gently pulled you back until he could see your face. His face instantly lit up and he gently cupped your cheek, his other hand resting on the back of your head. “C’mon, let’s stuff you with some carbs and get you feeling more human.”

“Coffee?” you whispered hopefully.

“I’ll grab you some,” he smiled before leaning down to press a chaste kiss against your lips. “The last thing we need is Christian seeing you like this.”

“You’ll protect me,” you muttered.

Daniel’s grin widened. “Hell yeah, I would.”

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reggieservices · 2 years

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if you are accepting requests right now, the gang with a verrry short s/o, like 5'0 pls 👉👈

Yessss gladly <3 I made it non-poly, Im sorry if you didnt want that!

Bowers Gang x GN! Short! Reader

Warnings: mention of size kink (basically Patrick being Patrick)

Henry Bowers

+ Oh my oh my.

+He would absolutely ADORE you.

+ He's over the average height (I'm thinking -5'11 or 6ft), So he absolutely loves being around a shorty like you

+ Will 100% bend down and rest his hands on his knees to talk to you

+If he's annoyed with you he'll put things that you need on the very top shelves, making you ask him to get it down

+ Constantly poking fun at you and lifting you up like a cat

+ Enjoys giving you big ol' Forehead kisses every time he sees you

+ always rests his hand on you head

+ Hugs you from behind and rests his chin on your head

+ Will beat tf out of anyone who tries making fun of you tho

+ That's for him to do only.

+ will protect you with his LIFE

Vic Criss

+ The Short King himself

+ He is absolutely thrilled to have you as his s/o

+ finally, someone he has like 8 inches over

+ Dont be dirty readers ik what you're thinking😑

+ He finds you small size so adorable, and is always telling you how cute you look

+ Once for your birthday, he got you a step ladder as a joke.

+ Since you are so short, he loves buying you big ass platforms because ✨rich kid syndrome✨

+ Absolutely spoils you

+ He calls you his "Thumbelina" after the Hans Christian Andersen story

Patrick Hockstetter

+ Okay well the moment he saw you he had to have you

+ Our pale, lanky, stick of a man thought you were the cutest thing ever

+ He loved giving you his shirts since they almost went down to your knees, and he just thought that was so hot

+ Definitely thought about you under him and how big he was compared to you turned him on immensely

+100% has a size kink I dont make the rules

+ He loves holding things above your head and teasing you when you can't reach

+ Like Henry, he rests his hands on your head while you guys hang out

+ Always reaches over you

+ he would definitely poke fun at you all the time for your shortness, but at the end of the day he adores it

Reggie Huggins

+ Oh wow

+ He is a GIANT compared to you

+ Big man is maybe 6'4

+ Constantly giving you piggy back rides

+ You guys recreated the Simba and Rafiki lion rock scene from The Lion King

+ Would absolutely melt when he sees you stealing his shirts and hoodies

+ First time he saw you he was actually astounded at how short you were. He physically could not fathom it

+ Whenever he hugs you he lifts you up a foot off the ground

+ His strength and height basically makes him like a big soft guard dog for you

+ Cuddles cuddles cuddles and did I mention Cuddles? He will smother you

+ First time you guys actually did cuddle he was scared of rolling over on top of you and squishing you :((

+ Will be delighted when you ask him to get you things from high places, he loves doting on his s/o

+ will do anything in his power to protect you and smack anyone who makes fun of you

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AAAA this was so freaking adorable

Again I am so so sorry to everyone's requests I have not gotten to yet I have been incredibly sick and busy but I have a couple in the drafts rn so do not fear!!! have an amazing day and reminder to please send in more requests!!!

~Reggieservices

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goldengay49 · 4 months

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Texas: I don’t mind homosexuality, as long as it’s my own homosexuality

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California: I feel like Steve Jobs is judging me from his grave

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Florida: how do you spell difference?

New York: What 👏 a 👏 genius 👏

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Ohio: I'm a skater

Indiana: you smoke weed!?

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Florida: how would they know me 🙄💅

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Florida: let me gaslight an infant; it’s a harmless crime

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South Carolina: I’m an animal in bed

South Carolina: feed me and give me pats

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California: these fries are so fucking good

Utah: HeY! In-N-Out Is A chRIStian company-!!

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Washington and Oregon: *kiss*

Montana: what are you doing

Idaho: we’re playing gay chicken

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*texting*

Florida: *selfie of his forehead*

Florida: Getting ready to go to cort

Gov: you have a beautiful forehead, Florida, but what’s cort?

Louisiana: court*

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Florida: I want to eat the scented candle

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California: *points to sign that says idfb*

California: I DON'T FUCKING BITCH, FLORIDA. I DON'T FUCKING BITCH 🙄

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*texting*

Delaware: PLS

Delaware: SHAKING UR SHOULDERS

Delaware: AGGRESSIVELY

Delaware: TELL ME U GOT THIS

Delaware: PLS

Delaware: BEGGING U

Delaware: ON MY KNEES

Delaware: Fuckkkk

New York: Why does Apple/Samsung not like Delaware😒

Delaware: PLS

Delaware: IM CRYING

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Gov: who’s excited Florida’s not here

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Florida: *walks in* what’s up suckers

California: are you okay, gov? You look sad

Gov: I’ve just hit a new level of depression

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Washington: why isn’t Oregon Kirby? He loves sucking things

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California: tell me who you like, whisper it

Nevada: *whispers*

California: HIM!? WHY HIM!?

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Oregon, stuck in his sweater: help, how do I get out of this!?

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West Virginia: you cannot tell me $2 can’t pay for college

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New York: and then we basically went to y’know what’s it called?

California: bed?

New York: yeah, bed

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Utah: I don’t believe in 69

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Florida: y’know what’s really underrated? Eating dirt

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California: don’t worry, I’ll take her boyfriend so you can have her

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Florida: I'm making robbery aesthetic

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Alaska (on a call with Hawai’i): FLORIDA KEEPS MAKING BIRD SOUNDS DURING MEETINGS

Hawai’i: are they good bird sounds?

Alaska: THE FUCK?

Alaska: THERE ARE NO GOOD BIRD SOUNDS

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Texas: GODLESS HEATHEN!

California: YOU CAN’T CALL ME GODLESS JUST BECAUSE I’M CATHOLIC

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New York: western states don’t exist to me, they’re walking fetuses

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New York: take my hoodie and I take your ability to walk

Florida: oh~

New York: *grabs bat*

Florida: wait-

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Texas: you have no friends!

California: you’ve known Baja for years!

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Kansas: wait… you have farms in California

California: no, the agriculture we produce comes from black magic

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Gov: florida, your mommy said you were cute… she lied

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Nevada: i like your shoes, they're shiny. Taylor swift could steal them and itd be the coolest thing shes ever done

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Gov: california, new york, florida, you’ll be sharing your work in a 3 way

Florida: ooh~

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California: you lose your speaking privileges

Virginia: YOU lose your rights *holds up constitution*

California: *grabs it and starts reading it aloud*

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Oregon: I got stabbed in my past life! No wonder I don’t want to stab people!

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California: Wisdom is a privilege, and we are not privileged people

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Florida, on call: SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE HUNTING

Alaska: do you have any friends?

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Alaska: am I sexually active—? No, look at me

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California: I have a Tesla for the environment

Texas: you also have a Ferrari

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Florida: *turns on seat heating*

Florida: is my seat hot for some reason

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Florida: no one can catch my cold. It’s special

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Texas: i’m not homophobic! My boyfriends gay

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Arkansas: *singing in the bathroom in the middle of the night*

Tennessee: *opens door* you come and sing with me, boy

Red: happened irl

Blue: stole from the internet

Black: made it up

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watanabes-cum-dump · 1 year

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PGR characters as people you meet in high school

Lucia - The quiet kid who’s also really popular for some reason. She doesn’t seem talk to people that much but for some reason everyone seems to know and like her somehow. I don’t even think she knows most of their names

Lee - The robotics/gamer kid who somehow has an unreasonable amount of rizz Also one of the quiet ones. Ngl I feel like Gray Raven is just that quiet friend group who always does their own thing and eats lunch in the art room together or smth. Lee by all means seems like he’s be sort of a loser, but no, he’s got EVERYONE trying to tap his non existent ass. I have this type of friend, I have no idea why but they (yeah there are two of em) always pull the baddest bitches. It’s insane.

Liv - The shy and kind kid Liv is the kid that nobody makes fun of because if you did, you would have the entire school on your ass. She is that nice, and absolute angel. Though I feel like she’s also the quiet kid you should be scared of, most people are smart enough not to fuck with her but a few weren’t.

Chrome - The golden child/overachiever This man. He’s on the principal’s list, he’s got a bunch of scholarships lined up for him, multiple extracurriculars, plus he’s rich, nice, and hot. This is the kid that has EVERYTHING it’s insane. But he definitely deserves it, and he’s always willing to help with homework. Suffers from bad taste in men (Vonnegut) because from my experience, all the kids of this kind do. Like that is the only thing wrong with them, their romantic preferences.

Kamui - The class clown and gamer kid Ngl I think he would be made fun of, but he’s just such a nice guy honestly. Another member of the disciples of rizz, somehow always pulls some bad bitches. I feel like he would wear blatant anime merch and maybe those wolf hoodies tho. Also big ass headphones all the time. Sorry Kamui stans.

Camu - Gamer boy part 2 + gets in trouble a lot He also vapes in the washroom when skipping class. Really good at one subject, barely average in the rest. I want to say that he’s the hot Wattpad delinquent bad boy, but he’s a hardcore gamer so he doesn’t get that luxury. Skips school quite a bit, gets into a lot of fights. Yeah.

Wanshi - The kid who never shows up for class We all have that one friend who never shows up to school right? Yeah, that’s Wanshi. Except he probably shows up on test days or for big projects. He still passes tho. Textbook definition of really smart, just lazy.

Karenina - The loud girl that’s always got beef I don’t like her. She seems like that basic ass bitch who is actually always mad at everything and really mean to the guy she likes. But not in a cute way, just annoying. Decent grades, probably argues with the teacher tho. Yeah, we all know this kid right?

Bianca - The Christian white girl who has a rebellious phase later I don’t like Bianca either, but I feel like every textbook Lulu Lemon/Aritzia Christian white girl eventually goes through a rebellious phase or abandons religion completely. Source? I go to a Catholic private school. I know what I’m talking about.

Watanabe - The actual hot delinquent Sorry Camu, Watanabe gets to be the Wattpad boy. He’s just so cold around anyone that isn’t Gray Raven/Kamui that I think he’s just that kid. He’s not an asshole though, minds his own business most of the time but gets into a lot of fights. He’s also something like a big brother to everyone. Teachers hate him though. Also skips fairly often, but he’s always at parties. Mostly as the designated driver. To everyone’s surprise, he wants to be a teacher and that is what he goes and does after high school.

Luna - The popular girl with all the tea I just know Luna hears absolutely everything and uses it as black mail. She’s pretty chill and likeable most of the time though, hence why she’s so popular. Probably on the student council methinks. Pretty good grades too.

Alpha - The popular athletic kid She doesn’t strike me as a tomboy necessarily, just athletic. And gay as fuck. I don’t know what it is guys, I think it might be the Doc Martens. I feel like when she’s not doing sports she’s the cool alt girl everyone wishes they were. Gets into fights and always wins them. Surprisingly, she’s well likes by teachers because she’s pretty quiet in class.

Roland - The theatre/show choir kid You all saw this one coming from a mile away. I said show choir kid too because show choir kids are actually an entirely different breed of crazy. Like we nutty as fuck. (yes, I am a show choir kid, point and laugh guys) Super flamboyant and shows off a lot- worst part is it’s actually always really impressive. Doc Martens wearer number 2, probably made a shrine to Lin Manuel Miranda in the washroom as a joke once, or a Pedro Pascal one. Either or.

Might make a part two and a bonus round for my OCs, idk hope you liked these

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artzychic27 · 2 years

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Rock and Riot incorrect quotes?

Oh, hell yes!

(No one's role's are going to be consistent, just go with 'em)

Austin A: Hey! What are ya doin' on our turf?

Jean: Your turf? This is a school! This ain't no one's turf!

Austin A: Don't get flip with me. We haven't forgotten you stole Tomassian from us!

Austin T: I do what I want! I always belonged with these guys! You losers were a wrong turn!

Cosette: Is it normal for couples to come here and... Hook up?

Zoe: What? No! I mean, I wouldn't-

Cosette: Well, I don't mind... *Kisses Zoe*

Denise: You're all infuriating! I don't want to be associated with either of you! *Storms off*

Austin A: ... This is all your fault.

Mireille: Matching jackets would look boss! Can you imagine the Austins faces when we rock them?!

Zoe: Yeah! And Cosette knows how to sew!

Reshma: You should get a jacket yourself, Cosette. it would really do up your look.

Cosette: *Blushes* No thanks. It's not my thing.

Lacey: How do you two know each other again?

Zoe: We're lab partners.

Mireille: I'm your lab partner?

Zoe: I meant in geography!

Aurore: You're so cute.

Mireille: No, you are.

Aurore: Well, you're cuter.

Mireille: Is that so?

Denise: Fellas! Our guest is feeling a little shy. And there is only one man who can help!

Simon/Marc: JAGGED STONE!

Zoe: *Walks in on Jean and Austin T in a very odd position*

Jean: Oh, uh... We... We were just...

Austin T: 3... 4... 5...

Jean: *Starts doing push-ups*

Jean: This might be a weird question, but how did you two... Know.

Zoe: That we're different? Well, I never liked men.

Cosette: I don't have a preference, but Zoe was so adorable.

Zoe: Awwww! *Kisses Cosette's cheek*

Aurore: Zoe! Cosette!

Austin A: Austin! Jean! What the heck are you all doing?!

Aurore: A romantic lunch?! Milkshakes?! You two have been seeing each other this entire time?!

Zoe: Aurore, this isn't what it looks like...

Aurore: I mean of all people... You're dating AUSTIN TOMASSIAN?!

Zoe: Err...

Austin T: Uh...

Zoe: You... You can't stop our love!

Alya: *Makes her way into an alley* I hear you're the one to talk to.

Denise: Denise's the name. But you know it, baby. I got it all here. *Opens their messenger bag to reveal stacks of papers* Siege of Yorktown is the topic you need, right? Had a lot of orders for that one.

Alya: You're a lifesaver! You got my handwriting and everything!

Denise: I do my job well.

Ismael: Alright, you got a sample of your handwriting?

Juleka: Yes, here. *Hands Ismael a sheet of paper*

Ismael: *Gesturing to a chart in his locket* Great, the price will vary on the subject, priority, and grade-

*Marinette slams the locker door shut. Behind her are Kim and Nino, looking as angry as her*

Marinette: *Shows a paper with a big red 'F'* What do you call this?! We all FAILED!

Ismael: *Sweating* This has gotta be a mistake...

Nino: You're right there was a mistake! We're never ordering from you again!

*Later that day*

*Denise, Ismael, and Simon make their way into the school basement*

Simon: *Knocks on the wall* Boss, we may have a problem.

Marc: *Turns around in his chair while petting a white Persian cat* Lay it on me.

Simon: But Marc, there's no way we could predict the questions-

Marc: Not if we write them ourselves.

Ismael: I thought we were rebellious before, but this takes the cake!

Cosette: Oh no, I'm a Christian. I'm waiting till marriage.

Zoe: Marriage?! We're not in the 40s anymore, Cosette. And besides, two girls getting married is about as likely as a female mayor.

Austin T: Um... Do you think maybe we could...

Jean: Heck! *Starts taking off his hoodie* Alraaaiiiight!

Austin T: What are you doing?!

Reshma: HEY ARMBUTT! QUINLAME! Tell your boys to stay away from our girls!

Austin A: He ain't our boy anymore, Reshma!

Reshma: I don't care! Just do something about it!

Simon: You lot are all acting ridiculous! If I had been there at the time, I would have smacked you all round the head!

Lacey: And where you been? With that Denise girl?

Simon: They aren't a girl or a boy! Denise is just... Themself. And besides, do you honestly believe Zoe would date Austin?

Austin T: Hey!

Zoe: I don't want to lie anymore.

Mireille: Zoe-

Reshma: Lie about what?

Zoe: It's Cosette... I've been dating Cosette.

Everyone: ... COSETTE?!

Jean: Zoe's not the only one!

Austin A: You're dating Cosette, too?

Jean: What? No- I... Austin T's always been my best pal, but now I love him. *Austin T hugs him*

Reshma: Wait a minute. Zoe and Cosette... Jean and Austin T... You mean... I've been keeping my relationship with Lacey secret this whole time for nothing?!

Lacey: Babe-

Austin A: *Sobbing* I thought I was the only one!

Ismael: Wait, you have a boyfriend?

Austin A: Not exactly. They're that person from the other class who wears those hockey jerseys, Beck...

Simon: Now wait a gosh-darn second! Is there anyone else who's going to come out?

Everyone: ...

Ismael/Austin B: ... We don't like anyone.

Marc: Anything look good, Nath?

Nathaniel: You sure do.

Marc: Pardon?

Nathaniel: There's a new milkshake on the menu!... We could share.

Marc: Sounds good!... *Sudden realization; Runs out the window* Hold onto that thought! *Lands right beside Ismael, Denise, and Simon* Fellas! Thank God you're here. I need your help!

Denise: Having a crisis?

Marc: I think I like Nathaniel!

Denise: You're realizing this now?

Marc: But I've never liked anyone before! I thought I was-

Denise: *Cups Marc's cheeks* Honey. There can always be exceptions.

Ismael: *Hugging Simon's arm* You should ask him to prom!

Marc: I couldn't! That's...

Ismael: C'mooon, Marc! Go!

Marc *Pushing them away* Alright, alright! Off with you!

Marc: I was thinking it would be fun... If you could come with... Us!

Nathaniel: *Draws a stray mark in his sketchbook* ... With the Bandits?

Marc: ... Yep.

Ismael: "With the Bandits?!"

Marc: I'm the biggest chicken in history!

Ismael: *Spooning with Denise and Simon* You seriously asked him out as a group?

Marc: Will you three stop spooning and give me an idea, here?

Simon: You have to ask him out to go with YOU. And you need to be romantic about it.

Marc: Well... How do I do that?

Nathaniel: *Looks out his window to see Marc holding a radio over his head and with the Bandits singing backup*

Marc: Well I'm sure I've met the sweetest boy in town. His smile gets me jazzed, with him I'm never down! I don't care what people think, so let's prove them wrong...

*Nathaniel runs outside, and Marc runs over and takes his hands*

Marc: Nathaniel! Will you go with me to prom? *Nathaniel kisses him*

*The Bandits cheer as Denise tosses rose petals*

Damocles: A reminder than your senior prom is drawing near. And your committee has been hard at work to bring you a great night. Our school has a... Struggling reputation. So any student not conforming to the dress code... *Looks at Marc* Or with an inappropriate partner *Looks at Zoe and Cosette* ... Will not be allowed inside the premises.

Jean: I guess I can't live my prom dream after all.

Zoe: Ain't no way in heck they're making me wear a dress, or Jean a suit!

Ismael: Rollers, Jaquettes, Bandits, what's the difference? Why do we need teams anymore?

Mireille: Ismael is right.

Ismael: I always am.

Austin A: ... We were total nutheads. If you didn't want to be an Austin, I should've respected that. I just thought you'd turn into a different person.

Austin T: Well, this was me all along!

Austin Q: We should've known you better. We're sorry.

Austin T: *Hugs Austin T and B* Aww, you guys!

Austin A: Where's my hug?

Austin A: *Through a walkie-talking* What about my codename?

Cosette: I'm not calling you Jagged Stone.

Mireille: *Through a walkie-talkie* Things are looking clear from here. Any updates on teachers?

Marc: *Standing by the school* Marc here. The faculty already seems to be inside the venue.

Mireille: Should we just go ahead with Plan A? Walk right in and hope the adults are too drunk to care?

Marc: We could probably... *Nathaniel taps his shoulder* Wait- What is...

*Nathaniel points to Adrien and Nino crying on their way out of the school*

Marc: ... I don't think it's going to be that easy.

Zoe: ... Cosette, looks like it's time for Plan B. *Gets up on top of her car* Alright, everyone. It seems like we can't take the easy route. I never expected to be standing here in front of all of you, but we want the same thing! This is our night! We wanted to rock and roll... but now... We have to ROCK AND RIOT!

Damocles: Two tickets?

Alya: *With Marinette who has on a fake mustache* Yes. This is my date. A boy.

Damocles: Hmm...

Simon: *Pouring a plate of cookies down his shirt before Denise picks him up*

Denise: Simon, we gotta go!

Austin A: Zoe, you're alright.

Zoe: Right back at ya, Armbutt.

Cosette: I think you owe me a dance now.

Zoe: What? They didn't let us in. We weren't accepted.

Cosette: Look around.

*Jean and Austin T are cuddling, Reshma kisses Lacey's forehead, Austin A and Beck are making out, Ismael, Austin Q, and Austin B fist-bump, Aurore and Mireille are lying against each other, Marc and Nathaniel are wrapped in each other's arms, and Simon is wrapped in Denise's arms*

Cosette: So... Mind if I have this dance?

#zoé lee #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #nathaniel kurtzberg #marc anciel #marc x nathaniel #aurore beaureal #mireille caquet #jean duparc #incorrect quotes #the austins #mlb incorrect quotes

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purple-tulips-and-honey-bees · 1 year

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More in-depth/appearance based facts about Amiir

this one will be longer than the basic facts, as these are the smallest details I can think to add more character to Amiir. it also just makes me happy

similar to Raiden's AR display, Amiir has a pair of goggles specially engineered by Doktor with the same functions as Raiden's visor (he also has a respirator like Sam's and Sundowner's since he's still human, but he never wears them at the same time because he thinks it looks silly)

carries around small EMP grenades with sticky coatings on their backs to temporarily disable enemy cyborgs and UGs (calls them stickies)

prefers to go by Calypso because Amiir reminds him of his parents (he left unexpectedly at age 18 to keep them safe), but Raiden is an exception

breaks down when he realizes he's gone too far and killed people, and this usually leads to loads of not-so-happy-thoughts

gets cold easily, as he doesn't eat a lot and that effects his body fat content (he tries not to eat around Raiden because he knows Raiden misses eating people food, but he spends a lot of time with the cyborg soooo...)

his motorcycle has an auto mode (like Raiden's car) that can reroute itself to follow him and is activated by a voice command. this auto mode is used multiple times throughout the events of MGR:R (which I have also decided to insert myself into 😭)

enjoys music (mostly pop rock) and plays the guitar and trumpet

being human, he has armor instead of a whole body dedicated to combat. he deems it uncomfortable and takes parts of it off mid-mission (Raiden ridicules him for this)

adopted Christianity as an adult. prays for forgiveness at the end of everyday for all the people he's killed

going back to the respect thing, he personally researched and properly handled the remains of the Winds of Destruction. he felt like they deserved more than just a prayer

very close with Sunny. listens to her ramble about machines and mechanisms for hours until he kinda understands

has a love/hate relationship with Dr. Emmerich. knows it's not his fault, but hates that he didn't give Sunny a normal childhood

tries to do nice things for Doktor and the Maverick team. he feels bad just asking them for help and things on missions, so he brings/mails them baked goods and gifts when he can

he loves animal crossing?? bro's a whole killer but he runs his town like a boss

a little subsection for his appearance:

fluffy brown hair that he flips back casually, but leaves in his face on missions and stuff to be less identifiable

brown eyes that are easily readable, despite how hard he tries to make them not (more narrow when tired, eye bags form easily, get brighter/wider when content or happy, etc.)

pink lips with teethmarks in them that stand out against his medium skin, as well as a gap between his two front teeth

slim nose bridge with a bump in it near the top that runs into a button

both ear lobes are pierced, but only his left helix is

sharp jawline that he's very proud of

likes to grow his nails out, but they break a lot in combat, so he tries to keep them short

very lean, but not unhealth-ily so (this goes back to the eating thing)

casual dress consists of hoodies, t-shirts, sweatpants, jeans, sometimes leggings, and sometimes something cute he probably found on shein or smth

lots of rings, earrings, and a dog tag

and that's all for now! this one might be added onto as well, but I'm happy with it for now

#metal gear oc #raiden metal gear

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joomma · 1 year

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leviathansshadycorner · 2 years

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Creepypasta headcannons that are stuck in my brain

Warnings: mentions of blood, knives - uhhhh this is the creepypasta fandom tho so like what did u expect

Slenderman is like Bruce Wayne in the way that he collects orphans (ok technically not orphans but you get what I mean.)

His mansion is open to all the creeps but some of them prefer to have places of their own To elaborate on that I feel like masky and hoodie would have like their own little cabin somewhere in the woods

The mansion has like a computer room place where all the video game based/ tech based creeps kinda reside like think of it like wreck it ralph if that makes sense

There’s a weapons room, Probs a meat freezer, Medical room

Since it’s a mansion there’s a shit ton of rooms and bathrooms but I feel like most of the creeps are lazy and just use the most convenient ones that are closest to them- which leads to a rancid ass lookin bathroom that no one wants to clean. This pattern continues until all of them are dirty- which leads to them peeing in the woods. Until Slendy and Masky scold them and make them clean the bathrooms.

Helen has his little art studio in the house and is constantly staining the place with paint that’s been left over in his hands

He’s probably the most average joe-looking dude out of all of them and he once tried to submerge himself with blood to look more scary but ultimately ended up tripping on the blood and embarrassing himself. To make things worse- the blood crusted all over him and it was a pain to wash off

Painted a family portrait that hangs at the entrance of the place

Jeff is a scene queen and has a shitload of hairspray and hairdye

he blasts his music around the house which annoys everyone

Ben hogs the living room couch and the game console - nobody knows why. Like homeboy has his own room with his own set up and stuff He says it’s his “work room” and that the living room is his gaming room

Him and Toby are the ones who eat all of the junk food within a two days

Jeff constantly sticks knives into the walls and doors when he’s in a mood

Hoodie is the one who has to do the handy work around the house and fix the windows, walls, ect

Toby is so clumsy like - he’ll fall down the stairs and be like “my bad”

I feel like he’d be into wood carving for some reason- him and hoodie will get like pieces of wood and carve cute little things out of them like a dinosaur or swan

EJ is like the cool older brother who’s in a band

He only ever comes out of his room/basement when he’s getting food or on his way out for a mission

He’s like the medic of the house and is constantly patching people up

whenever he comes up everyone’s like “damn who got stabbed this time?” Or “HIS HIGHNESS HAS BLESSED US WITH HIS PRESENCE”

They all have meetings on Monday and Friday morning to kind of touch base with each-other and assign chores/tasks

Liu dresses like it’s Christian girl autumn

Him and Jeff are constantly getting into arguments over the smallest things and

Toby has to break it up all the time Epitome of hipster probably listens to the smiths

-pffftt since he’s Jeff’s brother he probably listens to Never shout never

Clockwork is friggin ripped man she’s probably one of the only ones to actually exercise and get stay in shape

Takes jogs out in the woods

She’s like a himbo - if that makes sense lol Stuck in the 2014 tumblr era (fashion wise)

Will sit on Ben if he doesn’t move from her spot on the couch , she’s stubborn and straightforward but also kind and aggressive (in a good way)

Jane is done with everyone’s shit lol she’s like an older sister who gets blamed for all of her younger siblings chaos

”Jane why is Hoodie tied up in a tree?”

“Hell if I know.”

“Get him down.”

She hates Jeff but he’s also the one she hangs out with the most (when she’s not pissed at him) I feel like after she drops the grudge they probably watch the Jersey shore together- and the Kardashians

Kage-Kao likes to send everyone memes and riddles to crack Also hacks the tv to put on something he wants to watch

Will also hack peoples devices when they’ve pissed him off

Plays roblox and trolls people on it

Sends selfies of him himself to the creeps at the most random times

LJ is so tall and is always bumping into the doorframe He has to slouch when he goes up the stairs in some areas

Spends time with Sally - he’s like her kindergarten teacher.He absolutely hates kids - but sally’s an exception

When he’s not out at work or hanging out with peoples he’s taking naps like a grandpa

Peepaw LJ

“That tv screen is too bright. Turn it down.”

“Is that even possible?”

Sally was basically robbed of her childhood so everyone makes it their goal to make sure she has a good one.

They let her play grand theft auto once and she couldn’t stop walking like the characters for the longest time

When she’s not playing video games with Ben or making messes with Toby- she likes to spend time with Slendy making some crafts

Her room is the prettiest one in the whole mansion

Even though he’s like a demon creature thingy- slendy likes to play sodoku and like do crossword puzzles, probs just puzzles in general

Checks himself out in the mirror and admires his suits

Constantly buying (or rather stealing) new suits

Spends lots of time outside in the woods just kinda creeping and stalking , looking for potential victims for the creeps

When someone new comes to the mansion they either last 1 day- or don’t even stay at allThe chaos trio- Ben, Jeff, and Toby make it their goal to see how long they can annoy the newcomers before they break

The creeps totally have movie nights on their days off

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21burritoseavey · 3 years

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Hey love!

Hope you’re doing good.

I have cute idea where y/n is having a bad day then she goes to Daniel house and she ask Christian where is Daniel he tells her he is in the studio and Daniel was live on ig but y/n thought he playing piano and recording himself so she sat on his lap , he panicked because they were still a secret and he wanted his relationship private.

I hope that’s not to crazy

Hey! I’m doing great and I hope you are too. thanks for requesting!

Secret Relationship (d.s)

a/n: k just pretend that the background of that photo is the studio lol. I will most likely do a little pt.2 for another request I got:) if you want other scenarios or anything let me know cos this was fun lol. enjoy!

It was fair to say Y/n was having a bad day. The morning rose and fell as quickly as the leaves fell from the autumn trees outside, but once it was time for the sun to descend, the hours couldn’t have inched past any slower, crawling in one by one as she worked quietly behind the wooden desk after school.

It was 4:56pm when she glimpsed over at her lock screen to realise, she had an hour left before the library would close for the day. The school building was quiet at that hour. Most people were revelling in the joys and relief the weekend had graciously brought and only the janitor was seen wiping down the windows in the distance.

She could barely keep her eyes open as she wrote down the last of her notes. Her fingers ached after scrolling through the pages...and documents...and slides on her laptop and her brain went practically numb from all the letters and numbers she’d stared at. The unsteady pile of books beside her was not helping either. All those thoughts of work had her craving her boyfriend’s presence. She just wanted one of Daniel’s hugs at that point. The warmth of his strong arms wrapped around her and the comforting beating of his tender heart right against her ear. Every aspect of Daniel’s affection was practically engrained in her mind. The thought of being with him squirmed in the back of her mind, tugging at her heartstrings until she finally sighed and closed her books. She tucked her belongings into her backpack and made her way out of the library - after giving the quiet librarian a wave - and across the campus.

Y/n found herself standing behind the Seavey’s front door. She knocked a couple times and heard the door handle rattle after a moment. Christian slowly came into view as the door creaked open.

Y/n cracked a gentle smile. “Hey, Y/n,” Christian moved to the side to let her walk through. “How’re you doing?”

“I’m okay, thanks for asking.” She replied. “And you?”

Christian noticed how Y/n’s shoulders slumped as she walked and the subtle frown playing at her lips, but he kept his thoughts to himself. “I’m great, just finished a self-tape.” He sat on the couch nearby.

“That’s great.” Y/n yawned. She’d come over to the Seavey’s house many times before so making herself comfortable was never an issue. Her blanket was tossed in the corner of the sofa, and she reached an arm to pull it towards her. Christian chuckled lightly as she plunked herself down and closed her eyes. The quiet of the home allowed her to enjoy some well-deserved rest. Only some, because in minutes Kobe was scampering down the hall and jumping into Y/n’s arms.

“Oh my God!” Y/n lifted herself up again and pet the excited dog as he licked her. She turned towards Christian again with Kobe shuffling further into her chest. “Is Daniel home?”

Christian looked up from his phone. “Yeah, in the studio.”

Y/n sent him a quiet ‘thank you’ before she was jumping out of her seat and rushing outside, across the patio. Kobe was quick at her heels.

Y/n had slowed down once she reached the door. She pressed her ear against the cold surface and listened in. The faint sounds of Daniel’s piano playing had sailed along the studio and seeped through the small gaps of the door, dancing with the steady breeze.

The soft, bell-like melodies emitting from the piano had smeared an unmistakable grin on Y/n’s face and she let her hands twist the doorknob quietly to not send Daniel out of his playing. She could sense his happiness from a mile away and today was no different. He was doing the very thing he loved after all.

The heart fluttering sight of him in an oversized, grey hoodie had her shoulders untensing and her face softening. “Hi,” She greeted. She trudged over and rested her palms on his shoulders from behind. His phone leaned against the music rack, with comments and questions gradually moving upwards beside little floating hearts. The live Instagram broadcast on his phone remained totally invisible to the young, tired girl. Daniel was hardly able to utter a warning before she draped her legs across his thighs to sit on his lap.

He couldn’t contain his nervous giggles as she hung her arms over his shoulders, “Hey, b-...Y/n.”

“Hi,” Y/n replied. She nestled her head into his chest and even clutched Daniel’s arms to rest around her waist. The Instagram live played on as the young couple rested together on the bench. Daniel kept his arms wrapped tightly around his girlfriend despite his heart’s intense beating.

He looked towards his phone screen again. “She’s just giving me a hug.” He reassured the viewers the best he could. He knew no one was buying it though. The comments were brimming with heart-eye emojis or excited comments in all caps.

Daniel peered down at his girlfriend, tucked comfortably and unbothered in his arms. “Just a really long hug.” He nodded towards the screen again.

Y/n went out like a light. She was perfectly content cradled in her boyfriend’s loving embrace, already drifting into a peaceful drea-

“Y/n.” A sweat broke over Daniel’s forehead. He snatched sneaky glances towards his phone before trying again, “Y/n!” He whispered sharply through the warm toned room.

“What?” Y/n mumbled quietly. She rubbed her eyes to spread her consciousness further.

“People are watching.” Daniel jerked his head towards the phone screen in front of them.

Y/n snapped her head to look at his phone propped up against the music stand. “Oh! Ri-right.” She shifted off Daniel’s lap quickly. He tried to wear a smile for the audience in his phone that were very much engrossed in the situation. Y/n dropped her gaze to the floor and picked at her nails. “I’m just...” She flung her arm to gesture towards the door, “gonna go.” Y/n’s nervous words were barely heard through the room and Daniel’s expression faltered as he watched her stride off for the living room without a second glance.

He felt terrible. He fought the urge to run after her and make sure she was okay, merely spinning back around to face the screen. “Okay,” he said breathily, pressing the keys harshly to produce a muddled mess of notes. He didn’t feel like playing anymore.

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Daniel dragged his feet out of the studio towards the living room. He noticed Y/n sitting on the couch during the rest of his livestream and desperately wanted to make sure she was okay. Outside, the sunset bloomed beautifully, setting the sky ablaze with soft colours as Kobe played quietly on the patio. He ran towards the main house as Daniel slid open the door.

Y/n gave him a quick upward glimpse before lowering her eyes again. But then she looked up again, noticing his usual soothing smile replaced with a long frown. “You okay?” She asked softly.

Daniel fell back onto the sofa with a deep huff before glancing at her. “No. I’m sorry you had to leave like that.”

Y/n chuckled, “It’s okay.” She shuffled closer to him. Her body was angled slightly towards his and she dragged an arm to rest across his shoulders. Daniel moved to rest in between her crossed legs, and he rested his head on her chest. “We both want our relationship to be private, so...it’s okay.” Y/n consoled with a giggle. “I think your fans are suspicious now though.” She let a smirk tug at the corner of her lips. Daniel raised his eyes to meet her sparkly eyes.

“Oh, they’re definitely suspicious now.” Daniel took her hand away from his shoulder and entwined their fingers in a loose grip to kiss her knuckles. He cupped her face with his other hand and kissed her lips strongly. Y/n sighed pleasantly into it, finally feeling that relief she’d been waiting for all day. That reassuring affection that pulled her into a wave of warmth and comfort. They silently enjoyed the love that danced through their bodies and in between them for a few long moments.

Daniel pulled back and intertwined their fingers again. “It won’t be like this forever, Y/n.”

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fandom-hell-ferrylass · 2 years

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more “Honey” hcs

heigh difference: Honey is no taller than 5′3″, Christian is just shy of 6′ (like 5′11 3/4 and it constantly pisses him off)

Honey works at an independent cat cafe+bookstore+stationary store

their typical colour palette is soft/muted colors and pastels, while Christian has a kinda eboy/grunge look

Honey is anemic, so they’re always bundled up in really warm chunky knit things, esp in the colder months. This leads to Christian always wearing just one extra layer so he can pretend he’s just giving them his coat and it totally wasn’t planned out

as well as him always shifting when they’re at home so Honey has a giant furry thing to snuggle into

picture Honey all decked out looking like candy but with a massive black heavy denim jacket, and Christian just turning away because he's gonna cry over how cute they look completely swallowed up in his jacket

Meanwhile Honey’s just happily bouncing on their heels, snuggled as deep into it as they can get

Christian starts mentally separating “his” coats and jackets from “their’s” in his own wardrobe. He puts so much effort into making it look like it’s such a casual thing but “Honey’s jackets” are the warmest ones he has and they never see the several layers of shirts under a hoodie and (lighter) coat

After living together for a while, Honey ends up looking a little cotton candy goth.

Christian absolutely refuse to acknowledge the one pastel scrunchie on his wrist. Or the little bento box of snacks Honey hides in his stuff

Christian has pins on his denim jacket so Honey adds some cute enamel ones. Christian: It looks like Easter threw up on my jacket Honey: It's cute!!!

He catches them weaving a ribbon pattern into some of the emo aesthetic safety pins on it later

Christian absolutely has several piercings in each ear and eventually some of them are replaced by ones of Honey’s/charm dangles they make for fun. He also wears rings across both hands and secretly loves when Honey absentmindedly play with them. He gets several fashion fidget rings specifically to help their stimming needs

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