#CloneTok

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CloneTok

Cody: ‘I’m on a ground campaign and I woke up to General Kenobi’s dinohorse just watching me through the flap in my tent’ *pans camera up*

Boga: *just standing still and watching Cody with heart eyes af*

Cody: …what the fuck…

#star wars #spacetok #clonetok #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #boga

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Kote Tok

HOW I'M RELATED TO JEDI: VOS EDITION

Cody, pointing at Bly: This is my vod.

Cody, pointing at Aayla: this is my vod's riduur.

Cody, pointing at Quinlan: this is my vod's riduur's buir, who just so happened to have dated my riduur when they were younger, and is currently attempting to seduce another of my vode. (Points at Fox, who is face-down in a cup of caf)

#star wars #disaster lineage #codywan #clonetok #blyla #commander cody #commander fox #commander bly #aayla secura #quinlan vos #quinobi #vox #quinlan x fox #commander fox needs a nap

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Cadet Fives-

I’m tired of all the other squads acting like they’re better than us!

#clonetok #spacetok #tcw #star wars #the clone wars #tcw fives #domino squad #clone cadets

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JediTok

Obi-Wan: *pointing the camera at himself, showing he’s got a black eye, a broken nose and looks like he’s on so many drugs*

Voiceover: im on so many drugs and also have a concussion and asked my commander to bring me tea *camera flip to show Cody*

Cody: *sitting in the chair next to the bed, passionately reading from a data pad*

Voiceover: my commander refuses to give me caffeine so he’s giving me all the best gossip from our ship and my brother’s ship. i think im in love with him

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #JediTok #CloneTok #spacetok #Cody’s telling Obi about Rexs weird love affair with Anakin and Padme rn #he also brough Obi some caffeine free tea okay he’s not heartless just an asshole

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CloneTok

Cody: Make some white friends, they said, white people be having fun, they said. Mine just brought me to a weird tunnel in the middle of nowhere.

Obi-Wan: *points to a danger sign on the wall* Look, a sign!

Cody: Someone spray painted Turn Back Now on the ground.

Obi-Wan: Nice, this tunnel is a good one, I can tell.

Stitch

Rex: *sitting selfie style with an unexploded land mine in his lap while Fives and Echo take it apart so it doesn’t explode* Mine brought me a bomb while playing in the dirt. He was looking for worms to slurp up like spaghetti and it was in his way. I’ll trade you.

Stitch

Cody: no 💅🥰

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #Rex was just trying to sunbathe when he heard ‘hold this’ #he’s never taking his white boy anywhere again #CloneTok #spacetok

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SpaceTok

Quinlan: *stands up wearing a pair of silk pants with a matching tank top, turns so he can show it off* Guys, I have the best news ever. It turns out, Fox wasn’t ghosting me, he was on trial for murdering the chancellor. He was guilty but they’re letting him walk because the chancellor was a Sith so this is what I’m wearing to his award ceremony for it. *does a cute little spin and shows off his polished boots* It’s gonna be awesome, Senator Organa is holding the after party which means Obi-Wan will show up already drunk it’s gonna be great.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #quinlan vos #commander fox #quinfox #foxquin #spacetok #JediTok #CloneTok #they didn’t let Quin know about the trial or he’d get arrested for breaking him out

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CloneTok

Cody: my general and I told Wooley to act like we don’t know him to make sure he understands stranger danger

Obi-Wan: *comes up to Wooley and puts a hand on his arm* Hey there, kid, do you-

Wooley: oh god I just shit my pants

Obi-Wan: o.o

Cody: *giggling*

Wooley: *heelys away from the scene* my dads will kick your asses if you follow me

Cody: I’m so proud of him.

Obi-Wan: same

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper wooley #codywan #spacetok #clonetok

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CloneTok

Rex: Can someone teach this goddamn Jetii how to drive already, I’m so sick of his shit.

Anakin: That’s it, you lost airbag privileges! *presses a button on the dash*

Rex: I’m gonna die.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #captain rex #Rex is clutching the Oh Shit handle with both hands and a clenched jaw #CloneTok #spacetok

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CloneTok

Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-

Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.

Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-

Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????

Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?

Wolffe: technically you did.

Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-

Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!

Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!

Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.

Cody: *pulling hair*

Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #commander wolffe #captain rex #they need to end each other #they were bored of each other five minutes after decanting they’re just tired af now #CloneTok #spacetok #no one’s asking but Obi’s most fucked up war crime was giving a guy the runs and tossing mustard gas in the bathroom while he’s already dyin #like sir how you gonna wreck someone’s bowels and then make them live through hell to get cleared out 😭 #the guy was running a clone fighting ring tho so it was deserved #Cody fell in love then and there

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CloneTok/SpaceTok/JediTok

Ahsoka: *reading off the comments* What does Jedi and Clone Halloween look like?

Fives: Oh, yeah! Halloween was super fun this year! It was awesome, since the clones all live in the temple now, we did it there.

Ahsoka: Yeah! It was actually the Jedi’s first temple wide celebration too, we got to make costumes and the padawans and initiates and shinies and cadets got to go around getting goodies!

Fives: The temple is massive though, the population of a small planet at it’s fullest right now, though we keep finding empty rooms, so it’s not too crowded, but that means none of us were able to get to everyone, that’d be impossible.

Ahsoka: We started off in Master Obi-Wan’s hallway. He had Master Vos with him, and Master Obi-Wan’s kids went with our group. It was really funny though, Master Obi-Wan put out three treat types. One was a cooler of cocktail mixes he makes himself, he said they only had about two shots in them but I don’t know how much that is really.

Fives: It’s like one really big gulp of Hardcase and Taco’s illegal still juice.

Ahsoka: oh my god that’s so much Master Obi-Wan is crazy! The masters bringing kids around got so excited when they saw those!

Fives: Heh, yeah. They’re really good, and he has a bunch of different flavor types. What else did he put out?

Ahsoka: A really big bowl of Mandalorian spice candy and sweeties, and Master Vos put out a bowl of potatoes. The bowl was completely empty the next day, but the older clones were coming by for days to steal more spice candy.

Fives: Heh, I think I got one of those potatoes, but I had one of his cocktail mixers and another cocktail mixer from another master four blocks over, things got fuzzy after that.

Ahsoka: What happened to your potato?

Fives: I’m pretty sure Echo stole it for a midnight snack.

Ahsoka: That’s such a mood.

Rex: *coming out of a room in the background* Are either of you finding potatoes hidden in your room since Halloween?

Ahsoka: jdifnerkdnr

Fives: omfg

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #arc trooper fives #ahsoka tano #Obi and Quin’s kids are cal and Reva #they went with sokas group and got lots of goodies #trust me poeple are eating lots of potatoes but also Cody decided to leave some extras for Rex after his fifth cocktail labeled Swamp Juice #the colour was exactly that of master Yoda and Obi made originally made it for his birthday six years ago #people were giving out both cocktails and candy all night the whole temple was fuzzy that night #spacetok #JediTok #CloneTok

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CloneTok/JediTok crossover

Obi-Wan: We decided to waste military recourses by doing a spirit week in the Negotiator now that the war is done. Cody said the first day is Crazy Socks day and I didn’t get that one correct. I didn’t realize a lot of the clones knit and collect socks cause they’re comfy and not against regs to customize…

*camera pans down to show a pair of yellow grippy socks on Obi-Wan’s feet*

Obi-Wan: In my defense. I’m shockingly not the only one with this type of crazy sock. I’ve heard a lot of interesting stories today.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #JediTok #spacetok #CloneTok

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CloneTok

Fox: Unethical life hacks with your favorite commander here, Commander Wolffe-

Wolffe: Hey!

Fox: If you go through a drive through without a speeder and wearing nothing but your armor no blacks and sans codpiece on 10872th avenue they’ll give you all the money in the register if you have a blaster. Or if they’re horny!

Wolffe: STOP USING MY NAME FOR THIS SHIT-

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander fox #commander wolffe #clonetok #spacetok

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Kote Tok

HOW I'M RELATED TO JEDI: SOKA edition

Cody, pointing at Wolffe: This is my Vod

Cody, pointing at Obi-wan: this is my riduur

Cody, pointing at Anakin and Ahsoka: these are my riduur's ade, so they are mine as well.

Cody, zooming in on Ahsoka: She is ALSO the vod'ika of my vod (picture of Ahsoka climbing Wolffe) because he, (cuts to Plo, who waves as best he can with the wolf pack on top of him) is buir to both of them.

Cody, focusing back on Ahsoka: so she is my ad, but also my vod'ika

#clonetok #star wars #cody #ahsoka #anakin #Obi-wan #codywan #wolffe #plo koon #wolf pack #kote #star wars social media #spacetok

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CloneTok

Rex: *eating a piece of pizza while looking into the camera*

Luke and Leia: *lean in on either side of him so they can have a bite too*

Rex: …*deep sigh* they really are their daddy’s babies.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #luke skywalker #leia skywalker #post clone wars #spacetok #CloneTok #this applies to them as toddlers or forty year olds it all fits

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SpaceTok

Anakin: Personality, or looks?

Cody: *doesn’t even look up from comm* Ass. Or thighs. Whatever one he’ll smother me with.

Anakin: Yikes. Any rebuttal from you?

Obi-Wan: *putting his lips on the mic* I’ve been told my personality smells rancid. I also choose looks, have you seen his chest?

Anakin: Not his personality?

Obi-Wan: I haven’t met his personality yet. Too much caffeine in the way.

Anakin: You heard it here from the self proclaimed soulmates of the GAR, personalities are stupid when your partner got tiddies.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #spacetok #clonetok #jeditok

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CloneTok

Clone: *in a speeder eating French fries* The lady at the window goes ‘the customer in front of you paid for your meal as a nice gesture’. I go ‘well I hope so, that’s my brother’. So I paid for the guy behind me. Also my brother. I just hope no one breaks the chain this is going to be on her mind for the rest of her life.

#star wars #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clones #clonetok #spacetok