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#ELIAS IS GONNA GET YOU BRO
the-magnusinstitute · 1 month
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I left my lunch in artefact storage and it flooded so I waded in to go get it and my nice PB and J sandwich got replaced with a sheep head. Also my premium Mr. Bonzo lunchbox is ruined I’m suing for property damages.
Did you eat the sheep head? If not, your immediate safety is probably secured.
Don’t threaten to sue. We’ll replace the lunchbox and compensate you for emotional damages. Just don’t say the s-word.
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annabelle--cane · 6 months
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im listening to mag again and damn do the archival crew HATE jon. listen i get it supposedly your lives would be normal if he hadn't brought you here... but he didn't? (minus og archive crew, jon requesting them and all) if anything he was just kinda there when you made decisions, bro wasn't EVEN THERE when melanie got hired like??? like how r u gonna wish him pain rn, he's ltrly sopping wet and on the verge of dying💀
like another anon I got a month or so ago, this is one of my sleeper agent trigger phrases, so this might be another marina monologue moment.
as I'm also in the middle of a (for my standards) incredibly slow relisten, I've been thinking about this topic, too, but I've been coming at it from a slightly different angle than I normally do. in tim's case, we don't get an actual look at the circumstances under which he transferred to the archives, it is theoretically possible that jon laid it on a bit thick in asking him to come with him to the department and tim wouldn't have even thought of it otherwise, but with melanie we have several scenes of her hiring and onboarding where jon is not present and she continually rebuffs people who tell her she's making a mistake, so the text very clearly sets up that her blaming jon for being trapped there doesn't make sense. and, even with tim having been requested by jon, he still had to make the ultimate decision to switch departments himself, so, yknow, what gives?
most people, I think, and myself in the past, have come at this question from a very jon-centric pov because he's the main character and it's a jon-centric show, but I think putting it down to "they lash out at him because he happens to be there and stops defending himself after a while" misses something, as does "they lash out at him because elias sets everyone up to think they have an adversarial relationship to jon." more than that, I think it's about the rejection of agency.
tma is a show that's very much About agency and choices, so it's important to keep track of where characters suddenly balk and try to offload their choices onto other agents. martin, despite being very proactive and efficient when he sets his mind to it, has a consistent habit of thinking of himself as fundamentally unimportant and unable to affect real change. jon, someone who is usually culpability_acceptor_4000, really tries to convince himself that the web made him pull statements out of strangers. and melanie and tim, on realizing that they've gotten themselves stuck in the archives, have similar reactions of trying to retroactively make those decisions jon's.
they hate being stuck there and they can't bear the idea that it might be their fault, and they don't know how to reconcile the choices they did make with the greater forces outside of their control that shape their lives. tim swings right from seeing jon as fully responsible to seeing everything as the result of cosmically inevitable bad luck, and this hits him so hard that it leads directly to his suicide. post-bullet melanie gets a better handle on it; accepting that she chose to fall further into the slaughter opens her up to accepting that she made other choices, like joining the archives, as well as accepting future choices, like quitting the archives.
and yes, in the moments where tim and melanie are most vulnerable and just starting to realize how deeply screwed they are, jon (at least from their pov) does something to make it worse. when jon tells tim that jane presntiss wasn't his fault, tim says "well you sure made me feel worse afterwards! and then everyone had to pay attention to how you were feeling to get you to stop stalking us!" when melanie goes in for a second assassination attempt on elias, elias makes jon talk her down instead of doing it himself, presumably to try and get the slaughter mark done with. neither of these are the inciting incidents for tim and melanie's situations, but they stand out. and because jon is culpability_acceptor_4000, a man who feels like the weight of the whole world is on his shoulders and is even right some of the time, the accusations stick. tim and melanie don't want anything to be their fault, jon thinks everything is his fault, and it's a bit of a vicious self-fulfilling cycle.
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hughesmedicine · 9 months
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baby announcement | q. hughes
part of the mount everest au🏔️
quinn hughes x !zegras reader (clover is her nickname and what she will go by in this au)
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cloverzegras can’t wait to meet our girl in september🩷
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_quinnhughes these 6 months need to go by fast, I can’t wait to hold our little girl and admire her forever🩷
cloverzegras she’ll have the best dad ever🩷
lhughes_06 you mean to tell me there’s a possibility my niece can be born on my birthday?!🥹
cloverzegras yes and i hope she is!! I guarantee you’ll be her favorite uncle!
trevorzegras what the fuck???
jackhughes I hope she’s not born on your birthday!!!
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes your jealousy is showing bro
jackhughes shut the fuck up.
lhughes_06 grouchy much.
trevorzegras I can’t believe imma be an uncle and we’re gonna be related soon!🥹 @/jackhughes
jackhughes I know dude I can’t wait! Hopefully quinn pops the question soon!
cloverzegras woah slow down there, there’s no engagement happening for a while 😭
_quinnhughes what she said, we’re not ready and we want to focus on everest first
jackhughes ugh fine but hurry up, z and I need to celebrate it
cloverzegras I’m slapping you
elblue6 can’t wait to meet my granddaughter, she’ll have the most amazing parents ever🥹🩷
cloverzegras I’m sobbing omg momma el I love you😭🩷 she’s gonna have the best grandparents ever
colecaulfield I think the best uncle is gonna be me so fuck you all!
_alexturcotte there’s no way you’ll be the favorite uncle like that’s impossible?? It’s gonna be me obviously
trevorzegras you guys aren’t even her real uncles so like it’ll be neither of you!
jackhughes exactly! It’s either gonna be me Luke or trevor
cloverzegras and we all know it’s gonna be luke
lhughes_06 ha suck it! I’m gonna be the favorite uncle!💃I’m gonna be the favorite uncle!🕺
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_quinnhughes excited to do this with you forever🩷
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cloverzegras forever with you and our girl🩷
_quinnhughes can’t wait💙
jackhughes you guys make me sick but im so happy for you guys and I know this kid will have the most amazing parents ever. I love you both so much.
cloverzegras she’s gonna have an amazing but annoying uncle and couldn’t have asked for a better one than you j💙
jackhughes okay you do know how to make a grown man cry.
colemcward I’ll be back in Vancouver when it’s her due date!
cloverzegras you better!! I’ll need my son at the hospital with me
colemcward how about I fly out earlier then? I’ll have to reset up my room and I can help with everests!
_quinnhughes why did I forget he lived with us.
cloverzegras you forgot your son lived with us??? you’re on the couch sir, cole can room with me and you have to set up his room before he gets here!
colemcward mom and everest sleepover woohoo!!
_quinnhughes kicking him out
cloverzegras you can’t do that so ha!
eliaspettersson happy for you both! uncle elias will be getting her a jersey immediately (it’s already on the way, I couldn’t help but order it once you told me!)
cloverzegras stop are you serious?? I need you to tell me when it arrives so I can be over there with you!
eliaspettersson will do clov!
elblue6 clover hun you look gorgeous 💙 can’t wait to see how you guys blossom into parents together. So glad Quinn found the one for him forever.
cloverzegras 2 times momma el has made me cry in the last hours😭 best grandma ever but thank you!🫶🏻(don’t tell my mom I said this)
trevorzegras ha I’m telling mom!
cloverzegras and I’ll kick you in the shin!
_quinnhughes thank you mom I’m glad I did too💙
sorry it’s short! started running out of ideas but I hope you guys love the start of this series!🫶🏻
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cult-of-the-eye · 7 months
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Mag 81 A Guest for Mr Spider
FUCK FORMER HEAD ARCHIVIST
Wait I need to check the timelines - this was 2 days after leitner's death
New spooky music???
My man is so fucking dramatic I love him so much "grand of sand behind my eye" love the way he speaks
Yeah FUCK JURGEN LEITNER
Omg the greying hair is canon??
Child in the 90s makes him at most 27 GOD DAMN. I was imagining like mid 30s...can you imagine a fucking 27 yr old using words like "ilk" when talking to you
Oh shit he's an orphan poor guy
Yeah ok a lot of his personality seems to make sense if you realise he was raised by his grandma
You know those memes that are like people raised by their grandparents are exceptionally polite but in a brisk way, talk fancy and are super posh? Yeah that's him.
Getting such neurodivergent vibes
Yeah he sounds like a main character from the start Jesus Christ he's such a kid who got traumatised and then grows up to be a horror protagonist vibes
My First Leitner lol like kids had to be introduced to them at a young age like those my first toys
He's so funny I can just imagine him as an 8 yr old getting super like affronted at this like how dare my grandma think I am of subpar intelligence he's such a little bitch from the start
"The eponymous Mr spider" even talking about his childhood trauma he's busting out the vocabulary
Fuck that story actually kinda rattled me I had my hand over my mouth in shock for most of it
I think it was the bit where the horsefly brought his son and they were both crying that got me, I could definitely imagine it scaring an 8 yr old
The way it drags out as well, with the pages of the same scene it really heightens the suspense
Is his childhood bully someone we should keep track of?? Love how he says Michael probably cause he sees him as a bully lol
It's interesting how despite him bullying him (quite badly seeing as though he beat him up) he's still like yeah but he saved my life and that means he deserves to be remembered
My bro didn't save your life on purpose, he was just trying to make it worse and happened to come to a terrible fate cause of that
I guess underneath it all he was still a kid who watched someone die, knowing they'd get eaten by a fucking spider, he still held him in some regard
The way he specified the guy was his bully even after he was being eaten though lol
He was desperate to get the book back? That's a leitner thing I guess, the book makes you want to keep it so it can finish whatever it wanted to do to you
On my relisten (which I will do once I've finished the series I'm sure of it), I'll have to look out for any reaction of leitners name
I wonder why Jon didn't react more to Carlos vittery's statement, like it must've terrified him? I saw a post a while back explaining Jon's thoughts and IT WAS GENIUS it was like of course he doesn't react, he must be terrified that someone knew about his experience and somehow did this to mess with him or it was a joke and he can't let anyone know that the Head Archivist is not Good at This ugh it's so good I'll tag it if I can find it
AHHHHH HE REGRETS DISMISSING THE OTHER STATEMENTS AHHHHHH
HE FINALLY ADMITS THAT HE NEEDS HELP WE LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT YES YOU FUCKING DO BITCH.
yeah at least he's right about Elias killing leitner
GEORGIE THE EX GIRLFIEND
ITS SO WEIRD TO SEE HIM ACTUALLY NICE TO SOMEONE WOW HIS VOICE CHANGES SLIGHTLY AS WELL HES LESS ACADEMIC
THE ADMIRAL
Awwww he's so cute with georgie
GHOST PODCAST GHOST PODCAST
THE WHAT THE GHOST T SHIRT IS CANON???? AHH THATS SO CUTE
Can he not go back to his own flat?? Did he bring all his clothes to the archive and then subsequently leave them there? Does he even have a flat??
God Georgie is so nice I would kill for her
It's so funny that an apparent supernatural cynic dated a ghost podcaster
WOW SEASON 3 OFF TO AN AMAZING START I CANT WAIT TO KEEP LISTENING IM GONNA TELL MY THERAPIST ABOUT THIS TOMORROW!!!
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bought an xbox one and I'm soo excited to play more cod games (going insane) (I fear I'm hyperfixating on black ops) (like a fool)
anyway
i think hesh is very stingy abt the brother title. like he wouldn't be mean abt it but but he does not like other people calling him their brother he has a brother and its logan !! (kick tries to joke that him and hesh are basically as close as hesh and logan and gets the most vile side eye from them both)
keegan and logan are both bitches w little social awareness so all their interactions are bouncing insults off of each other so for a while everyone thinks they want each other dead
elias is the mother rorke is the dad, obviously
merrick is constantly grumbling stupid complaints abt everything and corners the brothers to talk about The War bcs their soft squishy brains are the only ones not sick of him
neptune and kick have like a 10 year age gap but are as equally stupid as each other
I think kick is like early 30s and was not part of the original 15 survivors but rather Some Guy the ghosts picked up off the side of the road for his IT skills. idk maybe their other guy died
-angel :]
Xbox one gamin time lfg
Pls, that's real. Took his old pals in Viking a solid week of deadeyed stares before they'd stop going "That's my brother" because listen.... Hesh gets they're kidding but he doesn't like the joke. They can call him "Mom" as much as they want tho, he thinks that's funny. Poor Kick lmaoooooo not BOTH of them hitting him with the side eye. Bro vaporizes
Keegan and Logan bitching at each other internally going "This guy speaks my language." and everyone else is like "Are they gonna? Fight?? Should we get someone?! Elias. Elias pls. Get over here." (Literally just two autistic people recognizing each other as autistic and going "Fucking finally some good food.")
Elias has a "Mom" jar where people have to pony up a dollar every time they call him mom and Rorke has a "Dad" jar where HE pony's up money to whoever calls him dad. (Obviously the caveat with Rorke's thing is that is HAS to be a slip up, you can't just "Infinite Money Glitch" him. Though the funnier the slip up is the better the money is.)
Merrick bonds with the boys (accidentally on his part) by bitching about the war. Hesh and Logan (used to their dad telling war stories) just sit there enjoying themselves and asking questions every so often.
Neptune and Kick got one braincell to share and half the time Riley stole it like a tennis ball
"Some random guy" Yeah Keegan was driving them back from an op (late night taco bell run) and ran someone over (Kick) so they shoved him in the trunk but he lived so now he's theirs now. Dibs.
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sc0tters · 23 days
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What does the other au dads do for their gf/wives for Mother’s Day
Jeremy gives Adelia a tackle box of snacks and a little clay jewellery tray for her rings with Brodie's handprint on it!
Seamus got her flowers
Luke forgot... It was Trevor who infact had to remind him that Allie and the twins were rushing around Czechia for him
Nico got Bianca a spa package
Sidney got Camille the ability to pick wherever she wanted to go with the kids for a week (she picked Kenya because Rosie was obsessed with elephants rn)
Jack honestly forgot about it until Quinn called to ask what he was getting Kennedy.
Cole got Darcy room service and a day at the spa
John took his girls to his favourite diner for breakfast.
Ryan and Will got their kids a day off being tourists in Czechia as they watched the kids
Fran is just pregnant rn so Nick sent her chocolate
When Victoria joked that she deserved something because her boobs had been in his mouth he came to visit her in Czechia
Nick made Scottie breakfast in bed whilst she got to sleep in as he got Ella up too.
Jack got Mila her favourite ice cream and a necklace.
Timo got Julie flowers and Noah got her a watch (with his dads help ofc)
Bro i am so excited for elias and gracie to have a kid cause you know how good that man is gonna be???
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imliterallymoon · 10 months
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Ok! Season 2 done! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Like. I was expecting maybe some LIGHT lore with some more of the smaller connections being made but NOPE. And so, as per request, here is yet another summary (also be prepared for the theories I'm about to come up with. I'm THINKING)
-I want to live in pensiltucky
-okokokok TUNNELS
-oh Jon you IDIOT
-ok were getting a bit smarter
-Nevermind. We're stupid again
-other episodes: genuine, terrifying horror that have kept me up at night
Grifters bone: haha music so bad ears go BOOM!
-gonna be honest I don't understand ANY of this sectioned shit but like good for you man
-ooh tapes
-GERTRUDE
-Why mosquitos? Just why?
-ITS THE BOOK!
-lightning dudeee.
-ok this site some backrooms type shit
-LIGHTNING DUDE!
-bro lightning dude's my new favorite character
-ITS LIGHTNING DUDE!
-omfgomfgomfg THE DOOR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DOOR.
-ok so MAYBE lightning dude isn't the best but he's still cool
-micheal IS a name, you are correct
-but is it YOUR name?
-and that's why we don't go to Italy, folks!
-what. the. fuck.
-It's JERED. AGAIN??
-why is there a pit?
-ooh, architecture:)
-oh God I hate the ocean
-WHAT IS IT WITH THiS SIMON GUY??
-'the hot one' I FUCKING CAN'T
-I still can't get over the fact that Tim thought they were together like DUDE they are both SO GAY
-let it be known that I saw 2 peices of cute jonmartin fanart and that combined with the beginning Rivalry dynamic has made them my otp
-and the heart to heart, that was ADORABLE
-Like listen, Jon is hot as fuck. But I'm no homewrecker
-also I saw someone say that there was LGBT romance so I am HOPEFUL
-ok so dude just CASUALLY FOUND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA AND WAITED UNTIL HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE TO SAY SHIT????
-mood.
-god, more worms? Really?
-okok so there's astronauts now
-that's INTERESTING
-EVEN MORE CANNIBALISM
-don't we love sentient computers? Of course we do!
-oh this is some Coraline shit
-OH THIS IS SOME CORALINE SHIT
-JON THIS SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE
-JON???
-see this availability of axes is what caused that whole new ordeal
-okok at least Tim has some common sense here
- it's a first but we'll take it
-LIGHTNING GUY!
-oh lightning guy D:
-OKOKOKK
-WHATTHEFUCK
-JURGEN LIGHTNER?
-GODS???
-ELIAS????
-remember kids, smoking kills :,)
In conclusion:AAAAFJDJdajsrifsigcfskysUPFPUFDPYDPYFFFTGIG9YD85DT8T8SDT9D9TDYOYTFCYOYF
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Do you dabble in some writing for Logan? If you do, what are some go to HCs for him?
I do dabble in some writing in him now! Because I have to be honest with y'all, I don't know a whole lot about Logan Walker, so I did some research on the Wiki and TikTok (aka the best source material at this point, and this is what I got. I'm going to do some SFW and NSFW ones. I hope you like them!
Master List (Tag List at the Bottom)
Sergeant Logan Walker (COD: Ghosts) HCS
SFW
the wiki describes his personality as "a quiet man, a cold-blooded killer and an excellent soldier" - which makes me think that he is a very observant man.
like this man is very observant as to your personality and the things you like/don't like. Like you casually say what your favorite flower is, he gonna get you those flowers.
very much tall, dark, handsome, and ~mysterious~ (man's a solid 6 foot (183 cm) and I'd be breaking my neck to look up at him)
very close relationship with his big bro Hesh (and the rest of the guys), but sometimes feels a little left out because he's on the younger side - but it's mostly in his head
He just wants to be like his big bro
Also the wiki said that his dad, Elias, sometimes says that Logan is a lot like his mom - mama's boy, maybe?
But if you're in the military with him, I think he'd feel more comfortable/re-assured.
Don't think he's shy, just don't talk much, but once he gets to know you, that man TALKS and has ALL THE JOKES
LIVES for making you laugh, your laughter gives him life
NSFW (18+) (RATED M FOR MATURE) (MINORS DNI)
HE IS A GENTLE LOVER
LOVES KISSING YOU EVERY WHERE
BUT
but but but
once he gets into it? Oh Lord have MERCY
Again so I mentioned that he may be a Mama's Boy
but I don't think he has a mommy kink, it's more so he likes the re-assurance and the praises
PRAISES
PLEASE PRAISE HIM
if you tell him that he's so good, and to keep going, he will go FERAL.
RABID.
Bestie you not gone walk tomorrow if you keep on praising him like that
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kurjakani · 4 months
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FOR THE CHARACTER ASK THING!!!!! Im quite curious about your peter lucas thoughts, whats goin on with that old man?
SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;
PHEW THANK YOU I LOVE TALKING ABT THIS MAN. I'm gonna say. I definetly have a bit of a version of him in my head - it's been ages since I listened to MAG and he's kind of taken a life of his own. Also sorry i got so rambly here man i. Ill b real im lik3 right abt to fall asleep but i got exited abt him so here i go nevertheless..m
Sexuality Headcanon: HMM like. Bi. I dont think i can imagine him call himself that tho.
Gender Headcanon: old man. Like thats a part of his gender identity, being old.
A ship I have with said character: w MEEEE. My mag self insert. Lol. But yeah i am not that into the lonely eyes ship, just. Bc i do not care abt Elias all that much! I don't know many ships that include him otherwise. I haven't seen mary keay and plukas shipping but I'd love to. Idk. Awful vibes i think it could be great. Salesa maybe??? But I feel like its more like. Plukas likes looking at Salesa and Salesa kinda forgets hes even there sometimes.
A BROTP I have with said character: martin please. Please martin hang out w him tricking him into thinking ur getting more into the lonely but ur actually occupying his space and u are drifting away from the lonely TOGETHER. Also if u guys have heard the tim & plukas behind the scenes jokes abt cayacking and train documentaries. Yeah that too theyre """"buddies""""
A NOTP I have with said character: haven't come across anything that bothers me !
A random headcanon: i am really split on weather he barely eats or if he's like, a lowkey foodie. Idk why.
General Opinion over said character: For me I do view him as someone HURT by his loneliness, though in the show, if I recall right, he seems quite content? With his existance. Or says he is, and how he's drawn to it.
I will say- I partially mirror some of my own experiences of loneliness onto him. I was so afraid of opening up to people at one point that I convinced myself that I WANTED to be all alone. I used to want to move into a little cottage in the woods and cut off all contact to people. But it was a self destructive coping mechanism. At points a survival mechanism. Maybe canonically Peter Lukas is a reliable narrator?
I recall him talking about the warm glow coming from the windows of houses though, and the loneliness it made him feel- if i'm attributing this right. And i have a really hard time contributing that to anything but YEARNING. And reveling in yearning. I also have experience w that. Yearning is a DELIGHTFUL feeling.
So yeah I think I do find a lot of comfort in the version of Plukas I have in my head.
Honestly he's burrowed a little nest into my head abd become something beyond a little blorbo from my shows.
Like i have thought about marrying him as a performance art piece. But i dont think rustied featherpen would like that.
Anyways hes the hands. I reach out to the old hands with swelled joints and paper thin skin almost translucent yet the palest veins i ever did see like they'v been drained. Bro. He is the medival manuscript where the sun orbits the earth and that's his eyes and where they land on me. He is so far away and like honey 2 me bro
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rndmcreeps · 1 year
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i have yet to really see any of these but can you do Dr. Bright and a deaf s/o( she is a staff btw) sorry if my English is bad. It isn't my first language
(hallo ! due to circumstances i dont really *write* for 'bright' but i do for 'shaw' [who is literally just bright but with a different name i think???] so hes gonna get a name change ! hope u dont mind bro)
a/n : shaw/bright goes by all prns
<3
by your side
dr elias shaw with an s/o who is deaf (hcs)
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it was definitely a little awkward, them coming up to you at first
before this had even happened a coworker of yours had decided to pitch in and help you with translating your sign language
so with enough persuasion, you found your 'interpreter' and they basically told Shaw, 'yo, they're deaf so they have a hard time hearing you'
i see Shaw as not knowing a lot of sign language but just...knowing random phrases (mostly insults lmfao)
and most of the time she has a hard time picking it up, energy is low and...doesn't rlly wanna learn it to put it in the simplest terms, but at the same time, its also an effort issue
so it takes patience with him
but eventually, the hard work pays off and their proclaiming their love to you in sign language or signing really sappy things that leave your heated up face in your hands, clearly flustered and/or embarrassed
he learns to interoperate ! i can see them enjoying the emotion you put into your body while signing and figuring out what sort of emotion or emphasis he should put into his own words
gossips in sign language, if your not very high-up he spills the tea he can spill without getting you or him in serious trouble if anyone were to find out
in all, deaf s/o with shaw may take time, but if your willing to put up the effort and work for it, the rewards are glorious
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slimerxt · 6 months
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Jon: Check this out, take a look at this.
Georgie: Jesus Christ, Jon!
Jon: That right there is Gertrude’s statements. Now let's talk about the statements. Can we talk about the statements please, Georgie? I've been dying to talk about the statements with you all day, okay? Jonah Magnus, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day statements about Jonah Magnus are coming up for me. Jonah Magnus, Jonah Magnus, I look in the files, this whole BOX is Jonah Magnus! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to Basira, I gotta put these statements in her goddamn hands! Otherwise she’s gonna keep thinking I killed Gertrude, it's gonna keep getting put on me. But then before I can do that Melanie comes to the institute again and what do I find out, Georgie, what do I find OUT? There is no Sasha James. The woman does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Sasha James, you gotta be kidding me, I see Sasha every DAY! All right, so I start marching my way down to Elias and I knock on his door and I say, "ELIAS, ELIIIIIIIAS! I gotta talk to you about Sasha!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no ELIAS in the building! Georgie, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.
Georgie: Okay Jon, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for you to stop stalking them and sifting through their garbage and photographing their houses on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about in there! Jesus Christ, dude. You are gonna lose your job.
Jon: Well calm down, 'cause here's one thing that's not gonna happen.
Georgie: What?
Jon: I’m not gonna get fired.
Georgie: You’re not?
Jon: 'Cause I physically can’t quit.
Georgie: You what????
Jon: Yeah. About three days ago, a couple pink slips came in the mail. One for me, one for Elias. So what did I do? I mailed them HALFWAY to Siberia!
Georgie: Jon, if you’re stuck at your job that means you’re even more of a suspect for Gertrude’s murder. Which means all of this was for nothing! Goddammit dude, I am having a panic attack. I'm actually having a panic attack.
Jon: Will you settle down and have another cup of coffee?
Georgie: I am, bro.
Jon: All right, well fine. You know what, Jurgen, give this guy a cigarette. She’s freakin' out.
Georgie: Huh? Who?
Jon: Jurgen Leitner. He's the guy who tipped me off to the Jonah Magnus.
Georgie: Jurgen Leitner? Who the hell is Jurgen Leitner?
Jon: You don't see Ju- oh, shit. Where the hell did he...?
Georgie: You've lost your mind. You’ve lost your goddamn mind, Jon!
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m0ther-of-p3arl · 6 days
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FINISHED SEASON 2 💪💪 WHAT THE HELL💪💪💪💪
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Paranoid Jon is funny to me tbh. the supplementals are comedy gold sometimes...always shit like "Supplemental: I broke into Martin's house and found a strange rainbow flag .... I... investigated, Tim's house and he told me to get the fuck out... Both are EXTREMELY suspicious and are probably trying to kill me ....... oh and I found Sasha repeatedly stabbing a picture of me. at least i know i can trust her"
Jon got so paranoid he became less of a hater, so Tim had to pick up the slack ig because JESUS CHRIST he has no chill... Timothy Stoker Worlds #1 Jon Hater VS Martin K Blackwood Worlds #1 Jon Lover
as ALWAYS free my boy Martin ,,,, why is everyone so mean 2 him ,,, what did bro do. besides lie on his CV. only a little bit... just have a tea party w him man!!!!
The NotThem saying "It hurt Sasha." idc if its a classic horror movie mistake i'd scream shut up too.... fuckin ASSHOLE god i hope its gone forever and ever
Elias being an EVIL LITTLE RAT MAN. did not expect that ngl- i didnt think much abt Elias lmao. what the hell is he??? they kept saying some silly titles that i imagine are important for later but rn im just. "hey What The Fuck?"
Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder is possibly one of the funniest sentences ive ever seen though. im going to say that sooo much now. forever and ever. did NOT expect Jurgen Fucking Leitner to show up and did NOT expect Jurgen Fucking Leitner to be working with Gertrude and did NOT expect Jurgen Fucking Leitner to immediately get metal pipe'd to death. crazy shit
And I looked up the Jurgen Leitner rant as soon as I finished, like you recommended- and um. im GOING to memorize that one day mark my words. for now i'll be quoting paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner every chance i get
SORRY FOR RANTING IN YOUR INBOX AGAIN i just have Thoughts and too many of them .. .. this will very likely happen every season/major event im not gonna lie
AUGH I am so sorry its takEN ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS ;; twas not my intention :///
i love love LOVE reading your thoughts augh!!!! extended sounds of brutal piper murder is a massive meme in the fandom along with jurgen leitner rant and.. dig..... you're learning the ways...
please continue to rant in my inbox its awesome
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tokillamockingbird427 · 4 months
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oh yesss…. “im proud of you [logan]”… everyones fav phrase to say to logan (totally.)
but now think if this; what if after elias & hesh saying that to him, logan ends up hating that set of words cause everytime someone says that not even a second later something bad happens (and thats not a joke…). like before someone can even finish the phrase theyre probably gonna get decked…or logan interrupts the person mad as hell.
esp during the pit, i imagine rorke taunting logan with that phrase, mainly cause it seems like a rorke thing to do. i also imagine the ghosts just full on avoiding that set of words, because theyre probably catching on to “im proud of you logan” being cursed as fuck, or someone said it to logan accidentally and one of the two things i said before happened.
(when i mean inturrupts, i mean he literally says something like ; “no.” & “dont you dare.” in a very mad/threatening tone)
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(katar u beautiful bastard you made my keys summon into my bookbag. YEA YEA I DOUBTED IT AT FIRST but look what happened. “i think youll find them once you stop looking for them thats how these things usually go!” YOU SUMMONED THEM WHEN U TYPED THAT….)
He's just got so much trauma associated with their words he legit cannot stand to hear them said... Hence Rorke bullying him with them lmao. Mf was THERE both times it was said too, oh my DAYS bro.
Someone goes to say it and he deadass just grabs their lips shut.
(I'm a fucking wizard.)
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hanaaria · 7 months
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okay so! calamity thoughts!! (under a read more bc this post got pretty long)
first off all - god it was difficult to pick a favorite character. all of them were just amazing but if I had to go with just one I would say that my absolute favorite was patia. we love a queen who sacrificed her whole life for a city and her grandfather's legacy. also her telling loras to fuck off was glorious
two - WHY DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE CHARACTERS WITH CHILDREN IN THIS WHYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭 all of cerrit's interactions with his two children (talon to wingspan...........) and also zerxus' reunion with elias absolutely obliterated me. emotionally speaking
oh speaking of my emotions being destroyed - my tear ducts have been hurting since yesterday from all the crying I did while watching ep4. like that entire last hour? I was constantly crying. I haven't cried so much on a single piece of media in a long fucking time
what also really got me is zerxus' whole arc if you can call it that. like. he's a single father. he's a still grieving widower. he's the first knight of the city. he doesn't even like the city he's protecting. he tried to redeem asmodeus the lord of the nine hells. he gets tricked by the father of lies. he's just a guy. like damn bro holy shit
laerryn and quay's love story really was a masterpiece. faced with the apocalypse they went from bickering divorced couple to having an impromptu wedding in an underground chamber in the span of less than 24 hours. absolutely insane. also quay throwing away his chance to save himself just because he doesn't want to leave laerryn????? I'm gonna be thinking about that scene for a long time
nydas my man was amazing. him saying "fuck the golden ring!" and diverting all the airships to help evacuate civilians........... man. also his interactions with shak, alessander and the sphinx were all hilarious lmao
honestly it's wild to think that the thing that pushed me to finally watch calamity was finding a m9 meets the brass ring crossover but here we are, with me not regretting it one bit
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missielynne · 1 year
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CBS Ghosts: The Liquor License Thoughts
I really liked this one, and not just because it was a continuation of Alberta’s murder mystery (Yay! Please let there be more to it than “It was her bootlegger boyfriend”, though because that seems too easy.)
I like how the speakeasy party showed Pete a different side of Alberta, a more real side, since his initial view of her seemed, I believe, kind of idealized, and he saw himself as the good guy saving the woman who’d only ever dated lousy men before. I like that although Alberta does want better than she had where romance is concerned, she’s not rushing into it, and she still seems very comfortable with who she is. It’s not a plot where we’re gonna see her being completely rebuilt into this ideal “better” person so that she and Pete can be together because I dislike it when shows do that with pairings. (And possibly giving Pete a chance to lighten up instead has such potential!)
As usual, loved the stuff with Trevor and Isaac. On the surface, kind of an odd pair, but with a big commonality of wanting friends and wanting to belong to a group (Trevor with his bros and Isaac with the Masons.) But they both bring each other back into the ghost friend circle (Isaac did it with Trevor with ‘You have bros and we are they’, and I would like to think that there was a little bit of pay back in mind when Trevor brought Isaac down to the speakeasy party, even though they were heading rival frats.)
And although it might not have been realistic, I love that Sam and Jay got away with having a speakeasy party under the inspector lady’s nose. Because it seems like when it comes to plots about right and wrong, shows never let their characters get away with stuff. They always have to do the moral thing or whatever and I was just so gleeful that it all worked out, logic be darned. (Also, I love that they haven’t gotten around to moving Elias’ corpse yet and the drunk guys thought it was a prop. I think that was my favorite part beside them finding the letter.)
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Relations (1/3)
Peter Lukas:
Denji and Peter met while Denji was originally trying to find a job, so he could make sure him and Nayuta don't fucking die. Peter saw him while he was having a flashback to his life with Pochita and trying not to cry while he was sitting on a park bench after getting rejected from another job.
Peter, who was enjoying the free meal from this teenage boy's loneliness, decided “eh, why not” and asked him if he wanted to work for him. Denji who instantly got Bad Vibes™ from him told him to fuck off and that he “wasn't gonna work for some shitty Yakuza.”
Peter proceeded to laugh and clarify that it's “just an office job. you just need to do a bit of filing, which can be easily taught,” which got Denji to agree since it meant he and Nayuta could have the normal life he always dreamt of for them. Plus it's just an archive job.
Later on, aka when Denji discovers the weird shit going on in the Archives, he actively despises Peter since he got tricked into more spooky bullshit right when he thought he was done with it. but he's still kinda grateful for the cash and free cot in Storage. he would still rip his dick off if given the chance, though.
Basira Hussain:
Funnily enough, they didn't meet when Denji started working at the Archives. they met after Elias (while he was in prison) sent Basira out to look for Nayuta, since child avatar shit y'know, and she talked to both of them for a bit, before realising (with the help of some web) that it was a dead end and leaving.
when they met again in the Archives, Denji remembered her and he liked her since based on the last time (where she told him she was a cop just checking up on people) they talked she's okay, so he doesn't have to worry about her trying/threatening to kill him.
Basira is mostly neutral towards him, but is kinda pissed at herself, because she was too late to try and get him to not work in the Archives and now he's fucked. but eventually decides that he'll be fine.
Post-Hopworth attack, at that point Denji was working there for 2 weeks, and during it he sprouted out his weird bone chainsaws to help Melanie kill the flesh-bros, Basira becomes kinda freaked out about him and almost wants to let him die from the blood loss that comes with the chainsaw sprouting. but, thankfully, she doesn't and they take him to a hospital (the same one with Jon, not really important just thought you should know.)
once he comes back she's a bit suspicious of him, due to the paranoia that he's gonna fucking chainsaw her (which he's not, but you know how paranoia is) so she starts keeping her distance and leaving her gun on her person more.
Denji is now neutral towards her and feels like shit because now any hope he had of a "normal life” has gone down the drain with the blood from the flesh-bros they cleaned off.
when Jon came back, nothing really important changed between them.
during the Manuela Sun thing, she brought him along with Jon to stop Manuela. while they were on the boat, Denji watched Basira talk to Jon after he took the statement from the guy and felt like it was pretty unfair how she was treating him, he decided to wait until they were back home to bring it up. after Manuela's statement, Basira told Denji to go kill her before Helen managed to swoop in and take her.
post-Jon's intervention, after Basira threatens to kill Jon, Denji is thinking "what the fuck," and afterwards Basira tells him that if he “ever hurts an innocent person, [she] will not hesitate to put you down like a fucking dog,” he is kinda pissed off since he thought that he left the whole “do what we say or get euthanized like a dog” thing back with public safety, especially after he tried to kill Manuela.
Things do get better between them though. specifically after Basira discovers the fact that Denji is actually 17 (instead of 19-20 like she first thought.) she decided to help him buy food and clothes etc etc for Nayuta, since spooky or not, he's still a teenager that's raising a kid by himself.
they're not friends, but at least they don't actively want to murder each other, so yippee !!
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