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I think everyone should have that quote they read when they were 12 (ish) that they liked but didn't understand at the time. Then they remember it one day years later, and it becomes a mantra. It becomes something to hold onto, the only way to really explain what they're feeling at that moment. I just think it's a beautiful little example of fate, you know? Like the fact that this is a quote I read when I was 12, when everything was still ok, and the most I thought of it was that it could be connected to some character in a book I'd read. It meant nothing else to me. And now I'm scrolling through my old likes and I see it and it's just perfect. It's what I needed to read. It's exactly what I've been wanting to hear for the last four years. It broke me in a way nothing else has and now i cant go a day without thinking of it. I just think it's kind of beautiful.

#im doing great if you couldnt tell #my mom gave me a hug and that did NOT fuck me up at ALL #like hiw DUMB woild that be? #people get hugs from their moms all the time #moon's mumbles #aka: i get philisophical and make it everyone else's problem #sorry

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The overwhelming desire to hug my computer monitor rn

#i just listened to the magnus protocol #can you tell? #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #jonmartin #They PUT MY BOYS IN WINDOWS 95 #moon's magnus

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Did I just spend two hours on the character creation screen in Baldur's Gate 3? Yes, yes I did.

#ill be DAMNED if im not fabulous #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tav #character creation

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Ok! Season 2 done! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Like. I was expecting maybe some LIGHT lore with some more of the smaller connections being made but NOPE. And so, as per request, here is yet another summary (also be prepared for the theories I'm about to come up with. I'm THINKING)

-I want to live in pensiltucky

-okokokok TUNNELS

-oh Jon you IDIOT

-ok were getting a bit smarter

-Nevermind. We're stupid again

-other episodes: genuine, terrifying horror that have kept me up at night

Grifters bone: haha music so bad ears go BOOM!

-gonna be honest I don't understand ANY of this sectioned shit but like good for you man

-ooh tapes

-GERTRUDE

-Why mosquitos? Just why?

-ITS THE BOOK!

-lightning dudeee.

-ok this site some backrooms type shit

-LIGHTNING DUDE!

-bro lightning dude's my new favorite character

-ITS LIGHTNING DUDE!

-omfgomfgomfg THE DOOR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DOOR.

-ok so MAYBE lightning dude isn't the best but he's still cool

-micheal IS a name, you are correct

-but is it YOUR name?

-and that's why we don't go to Italy, folks!

-what. the. fuck.

-It's JERED. AGAIN??

-why is there a pit?

-ooh, architecture:)

-oh God I hate the ocean

-WHAT IS IT WITH THiS SIMON GUY??

-'the hot one' I FUCKING CAN'T

-I still can't get over the fact that Tim thought they were together like DUDE they are both SO GAY

-let it be known that I saw 2 peices of cute jonmartin fanart and that combined with the beginning Rivalry dynamic has made them my otp

-and the heart to heart, that was ADORABLE

-Like listen, Jon is hot as fuck. But I'm no homewrecker

-also I saw someone say that there was LGBT romance so I am HOPEFUL

-ok so dude just CASUALLY FOUND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA AND WAITED UNTIL HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE TO SAY SHIT????

-mood.

-god, more worms? Really?

-okok so there's astronauts now

-that's INTERESTING

-EVEN MORE CANNIBALISM

-don't we love sentient computers? Of course we do!

-oh this is some Coraline shit

-OH THIS IS SOME CORALINE SHIT

-JON THIS SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE

-JON???

-see this availability of axes is what caused that whole new ordeal

-okok at least Tim has some common sense here

- it's a first but we'll take it

-LIGHTNING GUY!

-oh lightning guy D:

-OKOKOKK

-WHATTHEFUCK

-JURGEN LIGHTNER?

-GODS???

-ELIAS????

-remember kids, smoking kills :,)

In conclusion:AAAAFJDJdajsrifsigcfskysUPFPUFDPYDPYFFFTGIG9YD85DT8T8SDT9D9TDYOYTFCYOYF

#moon's magnus #the magnus archives #magnus archives #help #jonathan sims #jane prentiss #martin blackwood #tma #tma elias #tma jon

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Oh. Oh dear god.

I have decided to start listening to The Magnus Archives. This Jon guy seems cool, sure hope none of this spooky shit affects him.

#send help #the magnus archives #magnus archives #why are there worms #moon's magnus

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So I've just finished season one. Holy shit. Here's a list I'd random statements I made whilst listening that sum it up pretty well.

- God, this lightner guy needs to chill. Like, Latin? Pretentious as fuck

- *about Squirm* I mean, at least he got consent?

- JESUS CHRIST JON, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE.

- Vampires exist now apparently, the guy who hunts them is pretty cool, though

- VAMPIRE GUYS IS DEAD? NO!

- GERARD FUCKING KEY

- ah, yes. I also sacrifice my sister to strange, possibly living caves.

- Oh! Cannibals!

- Wait. ITS THE FUCKING PREIST OMG

- *at the beginning of Colony* It's my boy! He's back!🥹

- *at the end* oh no, my boy! 😢

- Jon you ASSHOLE

- Martin, put some fucking pants on

- Jon you dramatic bitch, I love you

- SARAH BALDWIN

- She WAS a smoker, HA

- 'It wasn't touching the ground' no SHIT Sherlock

- *about The Killing Floor* let's be honest here, the real part was worse than the 'scary' part

- Jesus fucking christ, Jane

- *about Anatomy Class* THE TEETH ITS THE FUCKING TEETH

- Mee Maw just has a bit of a cold. I'm sure the flies are normal :)

- 'his son is fine'🙂 'with his new foster family' 😟

- Vases are now homophobic confirmed

- God, Jon is worse than me

- GET SOME REST TALL CHILD (Jon)

- omfg omfg omfg omfg OMFG WORMS

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, JANE

- oh, God is Martin dead? Not my boy!

- Tim: I'm sure Jane Prentiss isn't waiting to kill us

Jane: Oh, Archivistt~

Jon: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THE HOLES'

- God, I need to wash my hands

- THATS NOT SASHA, THATS NOT FUCKING SASHA

- wait, Gertrude Lore??

- Oh, Jon is Screwed

In conclusion: I am obsessed and afraid. Starting season 2 now, wish me luck 🫡

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #moon's magnus #tma jon #tma #tma elias #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jane prentiss #help

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I have decided to start listening to The Magnus Archives. This Jon guy seems cool, sure hope none of this spooky shit affects him.

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #help #why is he so mean to martin #what did my manz do to deserve this #moon's magnus

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I have just read what's posted of Spaghetti and Red Wine by arthropodwithapen on ao3, and when I tell you all I am DESTROYED. I am not mentally well.

I can't wait to see more of Clint I need him and Peter in my life. I want that awkward confrontation of 'Hey dude, so I almost killed you, but I PROMISE I didn't know you were a litteral child haha anyway wanna talk about your crippling abandonment issues??"

It's not want it's a NEED

I have many thoughts on this fic, and if anyone shows the slightest bit of interest, I will male a full-fledged analysis. You can't stop me. The brain rot is too strong.

#peter parker #tony stark #tony stank #avengers fanfiction #iron dad and spider son #clint barton #the avengers #skip wescott is a botch and i cant wait for the avengers to punt him into a lake #i would both kill and die for peter at ANY MOMENT

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YES, I am going to embroider this on a pillow. NO, you can't stop me.

This took forever and now my fingers hurt

#dragula #embroidery #its my fabric and l do what i want #i will not be confined to the prisons of flowers and mushrooms! #i want this! not bible verses!

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I'm so totally normal about this song, guys you don't even KNOW.

It totally isn't a song about him saying that all the pain and judgment he received about his relationship and throughout his life in general was worth it because he got to love the one person at all and that even if he was only given a minute to tell his partner how much he loved them he would still take the chance because heaven wasn't worth it if they weren't there with him and even if they WERE there it wouldn't work because heaven wasn't worthy of holding his love for that person. That's how pure it was. Heaven was not fit to house it.

I'm literally so indifferent, guys

#hozier #music #unreal unearth #francesca #oh to be a woman in a Hozier song #between this and through me (the flood) i am emotionally destroyed #what drugs does this man take #and where can i buy them #please

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Damn, Tumblr's really calling me out today, huh?

#they woke up and chose violence i am hurt

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Mock trial kid by day, slut by always

-me being myself

*insert you being my disappointed but still supportive aunt that's making me a crocheted sexy lawyer stuffie in the back*

You've just described your birthday present girlie, what color for the suit?

#mock trial #lawyer #crochet

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New chapter of ALWDT is up! Finally! Onto the next! (I promise it won't take another 6 months). Also feel free to leave any asks about the world and/or lore of ALWDT. I'd love to talk about it ❤️

#alwdt #dsmp fic #dsmp #hermitcraft #gtws

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Omg! I said some of this!

Also to add a few:

Alfred: If you call me the Supreme Math lord, I will give you extra points for the day.

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*about superman*

Bruce: he doesn't have a speech prepared he has a speech impediment. It's called being Kryptonian

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Jason: I swear to god, if we play Kahoot one more time, I'm gonna ka-shoot myself.

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Steph: I like plastic bags, fuck the turtles.

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Kid flash: I'm not legal or blonde

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Steph: We're not having a political debate about Captain America.

Tim: You're right. We're having a political debate about quirked up little gay boys made by the Gotham Barr Foundation

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Source: the omnipotent quote book.

Batfam as things my friends/teachers/random people I know have said:

Alfred: I'm not old, just built different

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Stephanie: I'm gonna snort the goldfish dust

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Tim, days after asking Bernard out: Yo, that pumpkin’s staring at me weird. He wants to Marvin Gaye and get it on and i’m just like dude, stop. I have a boyfriend now.

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*Talking about some actor*

Stephanie: Well, is he hot?

Kate: Honestly, as a lesbian yeah

Duke: Wait, he's a lesbian?

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Jason: I like watching paternity court because it reminds me of what I could've had

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Dick: Is Bruce Wayne- IS BATMAN A RIZZMIESTER?

Damian: Definitely not

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Cullen: Yo, why is there no blond kronk? I wish I was blonde Kronk

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Barbara: If we can talk about Superman's pheromones, we can talk about little british boys

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Harper: Can we talk about how Jesus would totally have a dad bod

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Dick, trying to explain the family: I mean, we saw Bruce buy a child. Then we sold Tim to him as a child. Then Jason did some freaky drug shit, I don't know man...

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Damian: See this stuff, it doesn't stick together. Just like my family

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Bruce: Words hurt? Well so does my fist

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Jason, about Bruce: The truth is that he doesn't love us

Bruce: Just because I embarrass you does not mean I don't love you.

Jason: If what you just said is your definition of "embarrassing me" I'd prefer it if you didn't love me

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Cass, about every single family member: They're a brilliant idiot, we love themm. But they scare me sometimes.

#batfam #jason todd #batman #dc incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes

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I don't know much about batman, but my friend, @abbyparkerwayne does, so I've made some incorrect quotes based off my limited knowledge.

Damian: Standing next to Sunflowers make me feel weak like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. The flower is winning, and I am losing.

Tim: Wow, you're not prepared to hear about trees

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Jason: *Chokes on something*

Tim: Geez, dude, don't die on me!

Jason: Don't tell me what to do! I'll die whenever the hell I want to!

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Dick, at Jason's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course, *leaves*

Dick, leaning over Jason's coffin: Okay, listen here, you little shit. I know you're not really dead.

Jason: Yeah, no shit.

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Tim: Dick just said, 'I have an appetite for destruction' and then reached down and untied my shoe.

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Cass: what does 'Take out' mean?

Dick: food

Tim: Dating

Damian: murder

Jason: it can be all three if you're brave enough

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Dick: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Damian: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Tim: I recorded the dumb stuff

Jason: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Bruce: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff!

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Bernard: I would like to propose-

Tim: *eyes widen*

Bernard: -an idea.

Tim: *disappointed* oh

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Tim: I am the smartest, wisest person in this room

Dick: is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Tim: I paid for my Mars Bar. I'm getting my Mars Bar.

#batman #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i know nothing #but this is funny

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Where shoop lives

Omg, it's the retirement home he's going to! 😀

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NO, NO AAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS