Hey I just got consumed by the Rage like randomly can you tell me smth cute abt Paulkins. To help me feel better lol
my hc is that paul is actually. like not a really Talented chef but she can still make a good amount of stuff pretty well just cause her moms taught her a lot but she hasnt really had a reason to cook for a long time ever since she just made herself dead to the world (in a social sense i mean, god wont let her die, of course) until she starts dating emma who of course knows How to cook but is more into baking and defers to good ol doordash for most meals but when she finds out paul can cook she maybe sorta lovingly bugs her for dinner every now n then n by that i mean always any excuse to come over but also steamed veggies with like 3 spices added must hit different when youre in love. i know it
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finch do u have any thoughts du jour on sick day qwat au,, sincerely, feeling sicky (miko)
mikooooo buddy i'm so sorry ur feeling sicky, i'm sending u good and healing vibes as well as the following thoughts:
qwat au sick days are a Production no matter who is feeling sick. it's an event. it's a situation
qwat au quinn is very Independent And Unbothered re: work injuries, but the second he gets sniffly or he gets a stomach ache he's like....hello i am the saddest most pathetic little guy you've ever seen. instant wet kitten, curled up on the couch under blankets and glaring blearily at eliot (who is diligently making his patented healing chicken soup recipe, which is capable of temporarily curing all physical and emotional woes thru the power of Veggie and Dumpling and Love)
(socialize with quinn on pain of death he is so sick and miserable.) (do parker and hardison show up uninvited to drop off a kitty-shaped hot water bottle and to let him win at the violent video game of his choice, respectively? perhaps)
eliot treats all "my good dear friend is experiencing The Common Cold" experiences with the seriousness of a job in the sense that he is ready and prepared and has the necessary items 2 treat ur problem within arms reach guaranteed. calm. cool. professional. you are in good hands <3
quinn treats "my good dear friend is experiencing The Common Cold" experiences with the seriousness of a job in the sense that eliot (who has an incredible bulletproof immune system) getting sick means This Could Be Life Threatening. he is panicked he is frantic he is calling his babusia for sickness hacks. he is on the phone with hardison asking if sneezing is a symptom of Impending Death Disease. ok well consult web md alec, i've heard it knows a lot about this stuff and it told me he has the Plague. yes the bubonic one. i think his head is warm. he's so sweaty and gross please come quick
(eliot is fine because eliot gets, at most, 48 hours of illness before his body pummels it into the ground and he's functional again, but it's very chaotic. he wakes up on the couch with a damp towel on his forehead and parker is In Their Apartment, tucking a stuffed bear under his arm & rooting through a bag containing 15 kinds of stolen cold medicine—)
also: nate's like "we can still do a job if eliot has the sniffles" and quinn's like "are you serious. he has the bubonic plague and you want him to get punched. he just coughed, did you hear that. he's eating soup. come here and experience my wrath in person nathan" "okay, fine, but we have you as a spare hitter, so—" "are you listening. i am feeding him soup. i am hanging up the phone."
[note: if hardison or parker gets sick eliot is exactly the same; quinn, however, is like "oh no that sucks buddy :( also don't sneeze on me i'm conveniently leaving for another country, for job reasons, immediately")
very chaotic very loving all around <3
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multiples of five for viktor and an oc of your choice please! 💕
ROSIIEEE hii! i hope your doing well dear! <3 THATS MY DEAR BOY. ive had him for EONS he means the world to me AHH. hmm and for the second one in honor of tlou releasing today on hbo! i'll introduce alaia! <3
OC ASK GAME
5. WHAT WAS AN OCS FIRST SLOW DANCE SONG?
i would say MODUS by joji would be a cute first slow dance song for him! i would say first slow dance parter would go to the lucky dear ness (or nessie as he likes to call her <3 shes aj @jendoe's girlie!)! for a goood chunk of his life slow dances wigged him out u know? it's what his parents did at galas, and furthermore, its what people in committed relationships do u know? so it would take a "love of their life" sort to sway prince skittish of long term relationships <3
10. WHICH OC IS THE BIGGEST ROMANTIC?
to be honest i think until nessie he didn't think himself as much of a romantic? and after they become an item (nessie will likely have to go "LISTENN BUB I THINK UR NEAT" or something like that jksankjn bc for all of his banter and etc etc dear boy was like UHH when it came to the art of courting ahjsabjx). but he'll try his best! its like watching a baby dear learn how to walk which is precious but also PRIME opportunity for teasing (affectionate). wanted to be in love but didn't think it was for him u know?
15. WHICH OC HAS THE MOST FRIENDS?
he's a social butterfly my dear boy sure is! of course soap and willa and Garrick and ghost begrudgingly are the besties and price and isi are like parental figures to him <3. radolfo and alejandro (dad wars between him and price kajnsj their time together in that cell was all the convincing ale needed that vik was to be his son jjhsjh) became instant besties of his <3. he has a number of close friends and fringe acquaintances as well! though the one who will hold the candle as his friend of all friends for him would be his late brother aldric <3
20. WHICH OC GETS CRUSHES THE EASIEST?
vik gets crushes like his dogs track mud in his house... ALL THE TIME. the essence of the "falls in love with a new person everyday." hehe <3 he took the cake for that until he met *COUGH*!
25. WHICH OC IS THE MOST PRACTICAL?
hES TrYinG hIS BeST his upbringing he's a nepo baby and his tendency towards the dramatic (stubs his toe? shakespearean tragedy.) he makes an effort for practicality but like his mannerisms in the romantic department its like watching a deer learn how to walk <3 viktor "how much does a banana cost? $50?" mason <3
30. WHICH OC DRESSES THE BEST? THE WORST?
no greater slight he could make to his mother if he didn't put thought into his sense of style bjsbjd and thank the heavens for aldric and his IMMACULATE TASTE bc i am confident dear boy would have considered joggers and a t-shirt as a suitable formal wear jankxdk. he learned all he knows from him! <3
35. WHICH OC PRONOUNCES IT MEH-MEH INSTEAD OF MEME?
his grandma on his moms side in france pronounced it as meh-meh and as a like seven he used to say it that way until aldric told him its MEME not meh-meh habjsbj (after waiting EONS until vik was fifteen to tell him DARN OLDER SIBLINGS). now, its just around graves to get on his nerves <3. he's a twerp!
40. IF ALL YOUR OCS WERE TO GET INTO A GIANT, MCU STYLE FIGHT WHO WOULD WIN?
he survives only bc select clowns would find his "hot mess with a heart of gold" nature endearing <3 he's beelining for roman, ayrenn, vindamea and enya the moment he sees them! strong badass ladies who can break his neck like a twig? AND upon them knowing him for five minutes if anyone touched a hair on his head they'd zero everyone on the scene hehe <3 he's drinking mead with baelor afterwards and running for the HILLS shrieking and tears in his eyes seeing una on the back of the cannibal <3 its fun!
5. WHAT WAS AN OCS FIRST SLOW DANCE SONG?
i think maybe not a first slow dance song but something for a first emotional moment where the bleakness of the post apocalyptic landscape of the world (which members of her family may or may not have been responsible for the outbreak) and its really getting to her.. i think of DEAL ME by MeLoveMeAlot ft KÅIKÅI? the "you can't kill me I'm alive / you gotta deal me i'm alive ... we all know no paradise." i think would be lovely for her in that moment u know? like a hold her while she sways a bit sort of post panic attack moment?
10. WHICH OC IS THE BIGGEST ROMANTIC?
she was the child of seattle socialites and so the notion of romantics came from her admirers verses from her u know? but! she is for sure with the love language of gifting as that was the way she saw her parents expressing their affections and what people around her would do for her. so sort of a romantic but? not really?
15. WHICH OC HAS THE MOST FRIENDS?
i think between her and viktor she would have more friends but none of them she would consider close, acquaintances at best u know? a lot of her friendships in seattle were superficial. a lot of them were more so to have a connection to her name? to say they knew the family? she was little when the outbreak hit the friends she had and their parents it was like that? she needs friends i am PLEADING. these days its easier for her to have dalliances and acquaintances <3
20. WHICH OC GETS CRUSHES THE EASIEST?
crushes? in the year of our lord 2023 post outbreak? not on her life <3 she does have more than a few admirers though in higher circles and in leaving the comforts of home traversing the landscape <3.
25. WHICH OC IS THE MOST PRACTICAL?
alaia actually would have that over dear boy vik! i am still working things out (im doing lore diving as im watching the show rn <3) her step father before the outbreak was a neurosurgeon and he was looking into understanding the outbreak. on her defying her dads wishes and finding survivors outside of FEDRA the things she learned from him and the people around her she took to things rather well!
30. WHICH OC DRESSES THE BEST? THE WORST?
the outbreak broke out in 2003 i believe right? y2k in the post apocalyptic pnw/us fashion icon besties! luxury clothing from the 2000s and 90s inherited from her family! it may be the end times but that didn't mean she had to stop dressing cute!
35. WHICH OC PRONOUNCES IT MEH-MEH INSTEAD OF MEME?
sending memes? in the year of our lord 2023 in a post apocalyptic era? shes asking "huh?" habjwbdjbj in a no-outbreak au, dear girl was pronounces it as memes! <3 or nuisances <3 (rich people u know?)
40. IF ALL YOUR OCS WERE TO GET INTO A GIANT, MCU STYLE FIGHT WHO WOULD WIN?
oh shes not fighting jkanknw <3 fighting? in these chanel boots? she wouldn't dare! she and narcissa and sybille are sipping champagne as the fighting rages!! she would likely if she must use ye olde charm and request damiano to protect her (AND HE OBLIGES *cough* clown <3 but also love that for her! and he's valid for it!) and that's how she walks out of the conflict without a scratch <3
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