#HOW IS THIS STILL GETTING NOTES WTF

[dmclemblems]

“Claude in Hopes is exactly the same way he is in Houses! He’s always been like that and has the same feelings/morals!”

Claude in GW/Hopes:

Claude, literally, in Houses:

Let that speak for the fact that Claude was written with a 180 characterization in Hopes.

Claude wants peace and to bring everyone together; not to tear them further apart. That is his character.

#I’m still in the middle of answering this ask I got but yeah #even Edelgard noticed Claude really loves bringing ppl together in WC #when she says ''you really value that sort of thing don't you'' after the Eagle/Lion (+Deer >.> ) battle #like if Claude's goal was to destroy Fodlan and just leave a mess of it A+++ you did an astounding show stopping brilliantly done job #if your goal was peace well you fucked that up pretty good buddy #in Hopes too like he's literally arguing with Lorenz about it while Lorenz is like ??? bruh wtf ??? #literally who cares what some politicians did 300 years ago certainly not Houses Claude #in fact Claude said fuck our history sideways with a cactus let's make peace and be friends #AND he got the approval from the whole roundtable and that's all we know on the topic bc it's all we needed to know #versus in GW where it's explicitly stated that it took some doing for them to allow Claude to be king #meaning the roundtable was not up for what he was suggesting and needed to be convinced #they needed it enough that Lorenz pointed it out to everyone and from a narrative standpoint #AM Claude doesn't need to say how the meeting went and all we need to know is that it worked out #but in GW it's told to us that the meeting was very long and it took some doing for them to trust Claude's judgment #the meeting is presented in a more uncertain light with how the lords felt abt it whereas in AM #it's not told to us how things went bc it's not important. a negative aspect (i.e. the roundtable not being able to come to an agreement) #is an important thing to note and if there was any negative aspect of it in AM they would've put it in there #meaning the roundtable trusts AM Claude's judgment enough when he tells them he wants to put their two nations together again #idk how else to explain that so I hope you get what I mean lol #I just find it completely baffling that people actually say both Claudes are the same person and that he was always like how he is in Hopes #like you can like his character in Hopes and enjoy that portrayal of him but at least admit he's written differently you know? #I hate when I see people say that Claude fans didn't understand his character in Houses at all bc they don't like him in Hopes #when you have literal staunch polar opposite sentences coming out of his mouth in these two scenes #the Claude we get in AM is the same Claude - the same person at his core - as he is in VW and all the routes #Houses Claude does not blame whatever the fuck Leicester and Faerghus did 300 years ago on the people living in their present #he also doesn't blame Dimitri or anyone else presently in power for Daphnel #GW Claude there is just grasping at unimportant and insignificant straws to justify his invasion #pretty sure AM Claude would be like ''hey dimi lemme borrow failnaught back real quick'' and smack GW Claude with it #then kindly hand it back to Dimi and smile and wave

[a-fire-of-ice]

watching we are lady parts and...

#i cried when saira got with that man #hes soo fucking boringgg #she should be mineee 😭 #but ayesha's queer so we good 💪 #but ahsan and amina is cute #might be because they remind me of me and my crush tho lol #also i loved that part where noor *kinda* accepts amina #but doesnt go to the show #like shes accepted theyre differnt #cant wait for season 2 where saira gets with me instead 🥰 #also wtf is up with zarina #i wonder how they will react to her in season 2 since it worked out in the end #are zarina and ayesha still together??? or #also wish it was longer cause zarina and ayesha was such a nothing burger #final note loved the parents #mainly the mum i <3 her #we are lady parts

[whumpy-gems]

Upcoming Updates

Hey there my whumpers and Tumblr buddies!! Thought I would give you all a quick run down for my future posting schedule!!

Good news, i will have one again! :D

It’s gonna be equally spirratic as the last one. And HOPEFULLY i will move on from the “once in a pink moon” kinda system I have going on rn.

#I’ve been hyper focussed on school and film #bunch of big exams last week #and a film competition today! #sadly my team (of two) aka my one friend and I got fifth. Which considering the competition it really good #But our other two friends GOT FIRST 😆 #it’s been six hours since i got home and I’m still reeling. In a good way #the four of us… idk how to explain it #but you know when you find your people. And stuff just starts to click. And even though u feel the smidge of jealousy and sadness of loss #the feeling of pride and platonic love is just so much deeper. That’s the word. Love. I love Then to Jupiter and back. We hugged for like #6mins. Just chatting. Happy for one another. I was trying not to cry happy tears. 😂 #they are moving to provincials in a month! And my friend and I plan to get them ready for it. ☺️ #anyways #Casual gem life update #whump community #whump blog #tumblrpost #wtf tumblr #tumblr stuff #tumblr #whump people #Side note: I am incredibly sleeper deprived 😘 #competition #started at 7. I was up at 4. And I went to bed last night 11.

[doyouknowthemossinman]

i have completely normal feelings about this tiny man

#ngl goose had it right with “i want to marry him and then immediately divorce him to gain partial custody of hero” #why is he so legs #to me he's like if wilbur soot was an entire foot shorter and only slightly less nerdy about geography #it's the entertainer front hiding a very damaged person for me #although the retro color strip on the suit is doing some heavy lifting in that comparison #considering the only piece of merch i was able to get pre-lovejoy was the retro blue crewneck #side side note because that was a side note: #I'M SO UPSET I DIDN'T GET ANY ORCA MERCH #i think the website is still up but who knows if it would even ship lmao #i've hijacked my own tags with talk about wilbur wtf #i'm so sorry if this shows up in the wrong tag. how can i possibly repent #treewords

[4giorno]

oh my god. i just saw some of my OLD OLD digital art like before i made my art blog and holy fuck. suddenly faith in myself completely restored

#this is why its vital to save your old art like you can get yourself so down and be like wtf am i doing this for im not improving #nothing like seeing something you made 4 years ago to bonk you on the head and make you see sense #ofc im not improving AS fast as i could be bc i dont draw enough but still #now my priority should be to become faster like its absolutely necessary. it already was years ago #i just checked how long it took me to draw my latest post and ill tell you. those two drawings took me 39 FUCKING HOURS #like that is absolutely unacceptable. no 'just go at your own pace' or anything no. that should not happen and i need to fix it #hopefully there is an actionable plan and advice out there ill have to look <3 #waah im so sad it seems the steady trickling in of notes has stopped finally. i was so close to getting my first drawing with over 200 notes #im sorry if this is shallow but it is a big deal to me #im so thankful for the notes i did get tho! it is my most well received drawing ever and that makes me happy

[mads-is-tired]

people are still liking and reblogging my generation loss theory posts (which is wild to me by itself) but nobody adds tags or anything and I'm still so desperate to know what people thoughts about it are.

#i only remembered about those posts because i was using google docs in class #and was visibly reminded about my 2000 word google doc with genloss rambles #but!!!!!! people like it enough to reblog please i'm desperate please even like a “yes” or “no” in the tags pleease #also i was gonna be like “search genloss theory on my blog to find the posts” but the long one literally doesn't even show up #how is it still getting notes #its not searchable on my blog #maybe people are just endlessly scrolling through the genloss tag idk #this is so strange #the one about ranboo's choices dooming him and charlie is over 900 notes like wtf #anyways #mads makes a post

[rwwinton]

The History Major instinct to add footnotes to my historical fiction novels because I feel guilty using my Creative License and am afraid no one will go read the Author’s Note at the end...

#the balance of historical fact and the fiction that makes it histfic with forever stall my writing process #no one understands how many times i have argued with myself over breed's hill/bunker hill #now i'm questioning myself for using fort schuyler instead of stanwix #because the current national park is fort stanwix #but they only named it that because they rebuilt the original fort that was there first #when it WAS fort stanwix #but in 1777 it was renamed fort schuyler for gen. philip schuyler because that's what armies did back then #primary sources mostly call it schuyler #some do still say stanwix #but a modern reader not really into the revwar history #is gonna be like wtf is fort schuyler #googling it brings up a totally different fort fyi #the answer is READ MY AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE BACK #but will they? #this also applies to my 'i did my best at transcribing this' note on gen. greene's letter to congress about benedict arnold #because we can have hamilton's shit transcribed for all the world to read #but the letter i need to use for plot reasons #i gotta squint at and manipulate 17 ways because even pen men get sloppy when in a hurry #i need to take a break for tonight and get back to my emotional support paranormal romance writing

[heffrondriving]

oh yeah btw ¿sabías que? *blasts this song and starts spinning like an overwound trompo in the middle of my bedroom floor* DALE PA’ ALLÁ AHORA PA’ ACÁ PARA ‘TRA ‘TRA ‘TRA AHORA BAILA BAILA BAILA BAILA BAILA!!!!!!!!!!

#yes this is a million years late already but that's how my life's been lately and i still wamna scream about this song. preferably forever #THE KENLOS VERSE ALONE PUÑETA OTRA VEZ IT'S SO GIVING?!?! KENDALL'S SMOOTH ASF CROONS PAIRED WITH CARLOS SINGING IN SPANISH HINDI KO KINAYA #WHO THE FUCK CAN SURVIVE THAT MUCH SWAG IN A SINGLE SITTING AND THEN RAPIDLY GET CLOCKED WITH A JAMES PART AND MAFFIO'S BITCHIN CHORUS WTF #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BRIDGE. PRISTINE HARMONIES. INSTRUMENTALS TO START AN UPRISING IN DACLUB TO. KENDALL'S HIGH NOTE END ME!!! #it's got me channeling my inner chavacano lodis. got me hollering in bad spanish so hard francisco balagtas is rolling in his grave. #jose rizal got some beef with me too but i've been on such a latin-am music bend lately no thanks to omar rudberg and now this lmao #also this song is so very Gender actually idc <3 i'm rightfully claiming it for my own now please and thank u <3 #n e way i've prob got more thoughts but i've only listened to dale pa' ya a grand total of three (3) times before insanity so oops soz #btr #big time rush #maffio #dale pa' ya #song #music #rusher #do pretty girl don't speak #stop it forever #not me sprinkling in randomass filo jokes as if anyone will get it. oh whale paumanhin na lang gago ang nagsulat eh 🐳

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#looking at the notes ppl in the lab let me on my birthday card. it seems ppl think i should chill the fuck out lmao #a lot were like RELAX!!! and ya kno objectively theyre right but i refuse to listen bc theres something wrong in my head #sigh. i survived the day at least. the timed measurements r done on this experiment. thank christ. and my birthday gathering as so #i dont kno. it was kinda funny and kinda sad i guess. bc i knew it was gonna happen and i didnt want it to but i was like fine. ill meet #at 4. and i expected it to b in the conference room but they set up outside the lab around the corner. so they did kinda surprise me #location wise i guess. i cant imagine what expression i was making. it felt like a pained smile but idk. i had to go back to take #measurements every 4min so i was standing there with a plate full of ice creame cake. kinda away from everyone while they talked. staring #at my phone timer as it ticked down and abruptly leaving when i had to log a measurement. i was basically a non entity while there. which #was kinda idea bc i have too much hurt inside to talk to ppl right now. as evidence by my phone call with my parents when i got home. im #just kinda a bummer to exist around rn. idk maybe i should apologize to my boss bc i kno im not an easy person to do things for #and i really do appreciate the effort. its just hard when i kno how much stress its going to cause me for someone to attempt to do #something they think will b nice. so idk i just feel bad. but its over. and idk what ill do tomorrow. i should do stuff for when i move #like my dad was like: u should prioritize ur future stuff. and hes objectively right. they think i should get a studio apartment which #would b expensive as fuck but i will destroy myself if i have roommates. idk. theres lots still to do bc i have to get a ton of data #processed by the end of the week bc i have 8 days of measurement on another project that needs to get done by may 14th when i leave for #vacation. which my mom was like did u buy ur tickets for next month and i was like. hm how do i ask where im supposed to buy tickets to #without giving away that i dont kno what ur talking abt? bc apparently im going to a wedding? wtf do i wear to a wedding? #idk. i guess im just kinda sad bc this month has been really hard. i made it hard for no reason bc theres something wrong in my head and #that hurt has nowhere to go bc i cant even give anyone an honest account of how awful it was bc its like what r they gonna do abt it? #anything i say is just worrying bc i cant seem to stop myself who whats the point in talking abt it. but idk humans r social creatures so #when im in pain at least part of me wants someone to brush my hair and acknowledge my pain and tell me itll b ok #but idk. the idea of that happening is different from the reality where i seem to opperate at a different frequency to other people. we #just dont seem to properly connect. idk. idk what ill do tomorrow. im afraid to loosen my grip on my schedule bc i might fall to piece #pieces without the pressure. well see. lets home my 26th year is better than my 25th was. bc last year sucked #hope* lets hope that was my low point. bc that was not a fun time and im worry to take account of thr damage done #unrelated

[foreverxdaydreaming]

never realize how many useless notifications you get until you put your volume on.. all of these emails / scams / marketing have ruined the importance of calls/notifications entirely,,

#my phone lives on silent and only goes on volume/vibrate occasionally bc i just can't stand it omfg #but also so that it won't distract me. so dnd is usually my best friend bc that way if anything important comes in I'll still get it #in other words... im stuck at an appt rn that's absolute dogwater and i regret not canceling it 💀 #never thought I'd prefer to be at work so bad lmao.. waste of my pto is what today has been istfg💀 #and my phone keep going insane with messaging notifs that are absolute bs bc ive alr marked em all as read.... jfc #almost had a mf panic attack bc of how terrible getting here + the shitty entirely full parking garage were.... #dont wanna waste the rest of my pto/miss for no reason but like.... at this point..... my gods🥴 #& my bosses are as wonderful (dry af) as ever and keep asking me for drs notes every mf time i miss bc they don't believe me 'bc im young' #despite me being fairly honest about my health with em previously and now im getting shot in the foot constantly #bitch its not absentism or missing for funsies i have a bunch of fucking appts to check wtf is wrong w/ me bc no dr has figured it out yet #but anyway.... the more i think about it the more it stresses me out. and hr is the most useless thing in existence so forget them bruh #istfg if iget one more text/notif as im typing this (there's been at least 7) im gonna throw smth into the fucking wall #holy mother of fucking god #200% should have just trusted my gut and canceled. never listening to my mom about this again 😐 😒 #jj.txt #/neg #vent/rant #tengo el petty resubido hoy and i can fucking FEEL it #ive got the dramatic anime fire in my eyes at this point in time

[safety-pin-punk]

Jesus, I made a post last night about how quickly we as a society tend to move on and forget about major world issues and I used an ‘I stand with Ukraine’ shirst that I found at a thrift store as an example of that

And holy shit I did not expect to be called a nazi upon waking up this morning by some fucking porn blogs or get a paragraph long rant in the reblogs about basic human rights that somehow ended with ‘you would also want to move into some rich person’s house’

#like guys #what the actual fuck is happening #good news though - 18+ blogs dni cause I want this to be a safe blog for minors #so good bye prn blogs 🙃 #but seriously #yes basic human rights is something we are still fighting for for certain groups of people in the United States #BUT that problem doesnt detract from this problem #just how this problem doesnt detract from that one #we can have lots of problems at the same time - dont worry #ALSO - Some conservative was yelling about Obama and Biden in my notes and like wtf get the hell out

[frodolives]

1850s Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

🧔🏻‍♂️ queerqueg Follow

the franklin expedition is dead as hell

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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🎨 asherbrowndurand

Just painted this

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ss-arctic-girlie-deactivated18540927

RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

🖼️ preraphaelitebro Follow

HERITAGE POST

📝 shakespearesforehead Follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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🌄 loyalromantic Follow

poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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🎀 thefopdiaries Follow

I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

📜 bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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🐋 whaler4life

They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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🌿 naturesnaturalist Follow

I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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🤵🏻‍♂️ byronicherotournament Follow

🙈 butchbronte Follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

📖 sapphichelenburns Follow

It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep

🙈 butchbronte Follow

I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

📖 sapphichelenburns Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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��� shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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#tumblr dashboard meme #fake tumblr dash #fake tumblr dashboard #pirates #matelotage #pirateblr

[voids-ideas]

Ok I am going to do this simply because the first thing I will put here I NEED to do it and I have 0 motivation to do it even though it is EXTREMELY important

In fact, I think that's the reason why I don't want to do it... anyway

If this gets to 30 notes, I do that thing ✅️

50 notes, I call to ask if my doctor's appointment has been scheduled (I've been avoiding it for two weeks now) ✅️

100 notes, I go wash my shoes that have long needed washing and are just sitting there, existing, waiting for me to deign to wash them. ✅️

200 notes, I finish organizing my room (I organized it halfway and then left a bunch of things that still don't have a defined place) ✅️

500 notes, I use the things I have to bleach and color my hair. The only thing that has stopped me is the fear of doing it wrong or being too lazy to maintain it.

1k notes, I stop doing things that I know will trigger my chronic pain with the pure intention of confirming that the pain was indeed real (don't do this. 0 recommended) ✅️

5k notes, I try some new food without fear of wasting money by buying something I most likely won't like (my autism hates new foods) ✅️

10k notes, I wear my bi flag earrings in front of someone I wouldn't usually wear them with. I trust that they possibly wouldn't have a problem with me being bi, but I would never get up the courage to tell them anything ✔️ (I haven't, but that person was in my room next to where the earrings are. They were 0% hidden)

20k notes, wtf I have absolutely no idea. If it comes to this, ehhh... Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing here. Do I promise to be honest in therapy and stop telling them that everything is perfect even though nothing has ever been perfect? Yeah, that probably works. Please don't go this far, I don't know how to do this. Maybe I should... but... it would be awful to learn it

April 2024: I stop procrastinating editing this post with the things I've already done. I WANT THE HAIR SO MUCH BUT IT'S SO DIFFICULT

#Just my random stuff tag because I don't want to do any of this stuff #but i do want to do this stuff #fuck i really hate wanting to do things and at the same time wanting to simply... stop #fuck #jay and... jay what are you doing?

[chekovsphaser]

Was rereading some old papers (for bizarre project reasons don't worry about it) and I couldn't find the final draft, just the one with all my commentary. And there's nothing like reading a formal article, seeing a highlighted citation, and reading the accompanying comment "Where is this cited what am I talking about".

#daniel does academia #u know how sometimes you cant get access to the original research #so you cite something else that cited it #but the citation in text still looks like the original #and you hve to put both in the bibliography #i frequently forgot to note them down separately and then couldnt figure out wtf i was trying to say

[lanjude]

lover ; LN4

pairing(s) ; lando norris x swiftie!reader

summary ; in which y/n just wants to post pictures of her boyfriend, not expecting people to get the wrong idea

warnings ; smau, lots of fluff

note ; its 3am and i didn’t want to sleep til i finished this so idk what mistakes there probably is lmao😭 also just pretend the twitter stuff says 2024 i cba changing it all

instagram ; yourusername

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yourusername i saw the dimples first and then i heard the accent 💓☺️

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user1 who are you

carlossainz55 you tagged the wrong account silly

yourusername you replied with the wrong account moron

nando4lorris you two aren’t slick

yourusename yeah ok mr nando lorris

nando4lorris you’re supposed to be on my side wtf

user2 i’m so lost 😭😭

user3 i’m confused someone explain

user4 babe everyone’s confused

user5 wait so is this carlos’ gf or not

user6 idk who you are but you’re hot as fuck

user7 ok i swear i’ve seen carlos wear that top in the 4th pic before

user8 yeah i think i’ve seen lando wearing it too tho

user9 but lando isn’t in this girls likes and comments

nando4lorris yeah guys you’re right she’s gotta be carlos’ girlfriend

yourusername nando4lorris fuck off i hate you so much 😭😭😭😭😭

user10 ????????

instagram ; yourusername

liked by landonorris, nando4lorris and others

yourusername i’d like to hang out with you for my whole life 🤗🧡

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user1 crying because lando liked on his main AND his burner (confirmed)

yourusername p.s. the tag in these pics is for PHOTO CREDS 😁

user2 LMFAOOO HER COMMENT

user3 girl said my mans is NOT carlos sainz jr🙅‍♀️

user4 i have so much to say

user5 the taylor love lyrics, the orange heart emoji, the flowers, the ladybugs, THE CAT CARDIGAN

user6 i think i would die for her

nando4lorris 🧡🧡

yourusername 🥰

carlossainz55 i thought you guys were still trying to be sneaky

yourusername carlos you’re the one making it hard to be sneaky

user7 oh it’s so lando

carlossainz55 oh well it’s been 4 years everyone already knew

user8 ITS BEEN WHAT JEHFKSKKS ????????

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landonorris i’ve loved you (five) summers now honey but i want them all 😁😁

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user1 oh my god

user2 FIVEEEEE SUMMERS????? EVEN MORE THAN CARLOS SAID !/?;&2!@:9(

carlossainz55 i’m sorry i just guessed how many years because i didn’t know exactly just that its been a long long time

yourusername it’s ok carlos you were close

user3 SHES BEEN TO RACES AND NO ONES EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER OH MY GOD

maxverstappen1 finally mate

oscarpiastri wooo secrets out 🥳

user4 he used a taylor lyric for the caption im gonna be sick

user5 if you zoom in on the second pic you can actually see me drowning myself in the background

ciscanorris1 💓💓

yourusername love you🥰

user6 wait i don’t have twitter can someone explain

user7 oh BABE you’ve got some catching up to do

yourusername my fav boy love you to saturn ☺️🧡

landonorris i love you more than you love taylor swift🥰

yourusername ok settle down babe don’t go too far

landonorris no sorry you’re right

user8 when he understands that ones love for taylor is never beaten >>>>>

user9 i need them biblically

user10 i still don’t understand how they hid her for 5 years lmfaoooo

user11 yourusername ok y/n but did he take you to the eras tour

yourusername he got us tickets for a uk show later this year 🥰🥰

user12 now, how’d that curly haired vroom vroom bitch pull HER

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