#He looks so scrunkly here

[rayix]

I decided to turn my oc bullshit I mean bullfrog into an animal crossing character cuz of ur Ramon drawing. Mhm totally my oc totally not from the hit tv show captain lazerhawk: a blood dragon remix on Netflix like Ramon nuh uh.

(I’m so sorry for how shit it looks pookie /p it’s like 11 pm where I am 😭)

POOKIE STFU YOUR ORIGINAL FROG OC IS SO AWESOME TF??? HE'S SO COOL FR I'M JUMPING FROM EXCITEMENT. MY OC AND YOUR OC ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE I SAID SO, THANK YOU. THEY ARE NEIGHBORS IN OUR AC VILLAGE.

NO FR THIS LOOKS SO ADORABLE 😭

Me when pookie (/p) says it looks like shit when it in fact does not. Smh what an IDIOT /LH /TEASE

Now, compare that to me when they accept it's cute af and know this has made my entire day already <3 Thank you for sharing this totally original silly little OC, I will eat this drawing now in a corner ♥️

#answered asks #raymoots #netflix can never get on your level #/J and /NJ AHA #RAHH I LOVE THIS PLEASE #He looks so scrunkly here #not my art #I need to doodle our ocs together when I have time yes yes ty ty haaaaha #this art tastes good btw 10/10 dish 🍷🥸

[lovesickeros]

☆ even the gods bleed [ pt 2 ]

{☆} characters furina, neuvillette {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, multi-chapter, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings none {☆} word count 1.9k {☆} previous [ 1 ]

This had to be a punishment of some sort – some kind of divine punishment.

She was bored out of her mind just watching the sleeping body – she hadn't blinked once in the past five hours, her eyes were really starting to hurt. Yet they still hadn't moved so much as an inch since she sequestered them away to the only place she had known to be safe.

But it'd been almost a week since then.

The only solace she found was that Teyvat had seemed much less hellbent on collapsing in on itself like a dying star.

That counted for something.

Not much, but something!

..Even if their position was no better then it was a week ago.

There was, after all, still the issue of what to do about the false Creator – the actual imposter – and the Archons following them like blind lambs. The other Archons wouldn't listen if she tried to reason with them, and it would only risk the life of Divine One if she spoke of their location to anyone else.

She also was pretty fond of having her head still attached to her shoulders.

So she avoided them all together. Partially because she wasn't sure she wouldn't have a breakdown at the sight of them..she'd never been a fighter, and fighting an Archon? Easy pass.

Instead she was forced to babysit the sleeping Divine until they woke up while Neuvillette handled taking care of the nation and dealing with the other Archons – and by extension the false Creator.

Really though, she would almost think them dead if not for the subtle rise and fall of their chest.

Though..this also left her with a lot of time to herself. A lot of time to think.

She really didn't like it.

There wasn't a lot to occupy her mind and what little there was only distracted her for a scant few moments before her eyes drifted back to the Divine like she was locked in their orbit, unable to escape.

She closed the same book for the twelfth time – she kept count – and returned it to it's meticulously designed place within her bookcase. A low, barely audible huff of frustration escaped her lips before she could bite it down, her stare boring a hole into the body of the Divine One with a sharp intensity she rarely showed.

She was tired, bored and constantly on edge, fearing that at any moment someone would find out about their presence here.

That, at the drop of a hat, she would be powerless to stop the greatest tragedy of her time play out before her eyes.

Neuvillette would have scolded her for being so petulant, especially around the Divine One, if he were here.

But he wasn't.

He was out running her nation, instead.

And what was she doing? Nothing!

She grit her teeth, nails digging harshly into the palm of her hands as she took a deep breath – now was not the time to think about that. She had..much more pressing matters. Sulking and letting her thoughts spiral helped no one, least of all herself.

Yet her attention was caught by a harsh inhale, the rustle of fabric – were they finally waking up? She was exhausted, but it all vanished at the sudden drop of life within the otherwise deathly still body of the Divine.

Her eyes followed the subtle twitch of their fingers, watching as their brow furrowed and their features twisted in something almost like..pain.

..She wasn't ready.

What was she supposed to say?

Should she even say anything? Would that be considered impolite? Does she wait for them to speak first? Should she kneel? Bow?

She doesn't get much time to find her own answer before their lashes flutter, chest heaving with every strangled breath. Every single thought vanishes from her mind the moment she meets their eyes.

For a long, silent moment she thinks that her heart must have stopped.

Their eyes glow like the cresting of the sun over the horizon, painting the world in hues of gold – yet it also reminded her of the dipping of the moon below the waves, casting the briefest, most gentle of lights upon the world engulfed in darkness. In the depths of their eyes was the birth and death of stars in the infinite cosmos – glittering stars in a sea of empty, blank space that left her feeling lightheaded and breathless.

Beneath the splendor is a spark of recognition in their eyes so vibrant it was like a shooting star piercing through the dark night sky, leaving nothing but the wonder in the eyes of the observer as the only proof it ever existed – brilliant in it's beauty, however brief.

It is the most beautiful thing she has ever seen.

"Focalors?"

The lilt of their voice nearly made her knees buckle beneath her – euphoria so consuming it left her feeling she was starving swallowed her whole, her mind blanking in a moment of utter bliss. It was..an indescribable feeling that she doubted she could ever hope to put into words – not in a way that could properly express it, try as she might.

She swallowed the words that threatened to spill from her lips – she couldn't make a fool of herself. Not in front of them of all people. She'd never forgive herself.

"Divine One," She rasps, clearing her throat and covering her mouth with a hand to mask both her nervousness and the small smile that creeps across her face. She quickly regains her composure, hand resting on her hip as she puffs out her chest with every bit of pride she can manage. "I am sure you must be confused, but worry not– your most loyal acolyte has seen the truth!"

The silence is deafening.

She opens one eye, peaking at the bewildered and almost distraught expression of the Divine.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

That..she was not prepared for. Surely they knew who they were! Surely they knew. They had to– she's been praying to them for as long as she's breathed, she's dedicated every hour of her life to living up to their ideals, they can't just–!

"Lady Furina?"

Neuvillette, thankfully, spares her the embarrassment of having a meltdown in front of the Divine, the gentle rap of his knuckles against the door making her and the Divine pause, the soft lull of his voice soothing her nerves and yet setting her on edge at the same time.

"Neuvillette." She clears her throat again, her steps hurried as she marches to the door and pries it open none too gently, a forced smile pulling at her lips. She wastes no time tugging the man into the room, shutting the door behind him with a short huff. The silence is, somehow, even worse then before as the three of them stare at each other in absolute exasperation.

Neuvillette, for his part, manages to get his act together with a sharp clearing of his throat, bowing so low even she looks unnerved. She steals a brief glance at the Divine, and she's taken aback by the uncomfortability twisting their features into a grimace.

Their expression is schooled back into one of empty apathy when he stands back to his full height, but she saw it – she knows she did! Did they not like their worship? Were they not respectful enough? For a moment, she feared the Divine would smite Neuvillette down on the spot..but they just stared at him like he was a ghost.

"Why aren't you killing me?"

The defeated, resigned tone combined with the way their voice cracks makes her heart ache in her chest – it feels as though her entire world is crumbling down at her feet, and she cannot explain why she feels such emotions so strongly, but it is suffocating. It is almost as if Teyvat itself is weeping, bearing down upon her shoulders like a heavy weight.

She feels the urge to weep herself, but she powers through, gritting her teeth long enough for Neuvillette to take his place at the side of her – though it feels more like their – bed, kneeling like he was going to pray.

"Divine One," He offers a hand with a quiet rumble of his voice, the words slipping off his tongue like honey. It's like trying to soothe a stray cat..though she'd never voice such comparisons of the most Divine out loud. "I..we mean you no harm. I swear on my authority as the Iudex of Fontaine and Chief Justice that you are safe with us."

The skepticism she expected, but the reverence in which Neuvillette must convince them – or perhaps they are simply so tired that they simply did not care any longer if it was all some ploy to drive a knife between their ribs. She didn't expect them to actually place their hand in Neuvillette's.

He didn't either, judging by the way he visibly brightened – not that they'd notice, but she did.

..Not that she could really blame him, her heels clicking against the floorboards as she shifted her weight to the other foot with a nervous energy that was practically bursting at the seams, more then a little jealous of the attention he was receiving. She was the one who found them, she was the one who stayed with them the entire time..but he gets all the attention?

How unfair.

"O-of course! We would never lay a hand on our creator," She adds, her voice a little higher pitched then she would have liked as she placed her hands on her hips, puffing out her chest and brushing off the sting of jealousy. "Least of all I– your most loyal, most devout acolyte!"

She felt baffled when she heard the sound of their laughter, her shoulders hunching and her cheeks flushing on mere instinct – she was expecting mockery, but the look in their eyes, still dulled by a pain she cannot even begin to imagine, made her hesitate.

..It was, perhaps, the most genuine thing she'd heard from them ever since before the hunt began.

She wasn't sure why her heart hurt at such an idea, but it was enthralling to see the beginnings of a half hearted smile on their lips.

For a moment, her mask of theatrics was forgotten as she stared at them in a mixture of awe and adoration– and though she didn't look at Neuvillette, she could imagine he must've shared such an expression.

Had she any doubts that they were her Creator, that they alone were the most Divine..they would wiped clean now. There was no mistaking the way the world itself seemed to grow clearer as they glanced up at her like she was worth something.

For a moment, she realized how cold the false Creators gaze had been now that she has felt warmth so gentle it almost made her knees buckle beneath her. It felt like a pale imitation, now.

Nothing could compare to the warmth that spread through her body at the mere semblance of a smile upon their lips. She didn't even mind if it was her they were laughing at anymore, she just wanted to hear them laugh again.

She'd make a fool of herself, if she had to.

She'd never felt so..ravenous for such a thing, but just the briefest glimpse was addictive.

She simply couldn't help herself from striding across the room and clasping their free hand in her own, her smile wide enough to unnerve as she leaned her weight onto the bed. For a moment, she considered pulling away at the way they startled, but her mind was made up by then – there was no going back.

"Again."

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #neuvillette #focalors #furina #dont ask what happened here idk #this was. also supposed 2 be neuvi focused and then i. #dont talk 2 me abt focalors i wont ever shut up #got a 300k word essay on hand abt how i feel abt her character/how i interpret her personality and her story #focalors jsut like me fr fr (cries at the slightest inconvenience or the slightest mean comment) #shes so pathetic girlfail im gonna chew on her #what happens when reader gets stuck with two emotionally repressed french bastards?? hell #neuvi is the “emotionless” flavor of emotionally repressed in that hes HORRIBLE at showing emotions at all #ask him to smile and its incredibly unnerving and theres too many teeth but hes trying his best please call him pretty or he will cry :( #furina is the flavor of emotionally repressed where she makes it up by having Too Many emotions #using theatrics and masks to show everyone what they want to see but inside this girl is a MESS #constant anxiety and panic 24/7 #will do random shit and look at you and if u dont compliment her she will think u hate her and cry #compliment her and she'll do even stupider shit to try and impress you more #i love my scrunkly little babies they r so stupid and mentally ill someone get these bitches some THERAPY #i want 2 put them under a microscope #watch this be ooc fr furina when more of her lore drops if shes not girlfail im leaving #anyway see u in a week im going on a trip ill get back 2 u in 6-7 business days

[breakingpengui1]

tendou panel redraws but it's just him in his oversized hoodie ❤️

looking into making this into a stickersheet mayhaps :3

#my fav tendou here is the bottom left bc he looks so scrunkly 🥰 #tendou #haikyuu #fanart #art #tendou satori #satori #tendo #hq #myart #my art #tendou art #tendou satori art

[otaku553]

I appreciate him

#I think I effectively stockholmed myself into liking him by drawing him #this happens with so many characters actually #did you know I actually hated albedo’s design the first time I saw him and now he’s my favorite character #also disliked heizou but look how many pics of him I drew and now I love him too #tighnari’s endearing ok #anyways here are some attempts to make his outfit make more sense #and of course #there’s the scrunkly #I think every time I do one of these sketch pages I’ll add a scrunkly

[flurgburgler]

lo$ers

#trust fx #i have so much unfinished Trust art here take it take it #i like this drawing of paul tho he looks so scrunkly #my art

[maozne18]

Favorite cotton candy colored hair twink

#blue lock #bllk #bllk manga #pablo cavazos #HES FINALLY HERE #THE SCRUNKLIE #HE LOOKS SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #shit if i was adam i would be gay too #hes gay flavoured #art #fanart #digital drawing #lou.draws.

[stuffbybean]

Made some progression pics of my favourite punching bag oc!!! I think this counts as my first actual original whump on my semi-whump blog!! hell yeah!!!

I should probably introduce this man considering he's been in like five doodles (and I don't remember if I did it before either!)

HERE HE IS!!!! he is so epic except for when he's having the shit beaten out of him. Anyway his name is Gael and he's an incubus but instead of fucking he just gets fucked over

he's kind of floating around my lore at the moment (turns out making characters plot relevant is hard), but if he sticks he's an ex-rebellion leader that was made a public example out of by Obsidian. Turns out that trying to go against a man who's twice your size and has twice as many arms AND a hot mage advisor is a bad idea.

If anyone wants to know more PLEASE send me asks, I swear I have coherent thoughts I just need them to be violently interacted out of me like when you spam talk to an NPC for more dialogue

#demonoc #whump #whump art #demon whumpee #demon whumper not pictured here rn im still trying to draw him in poses but hIS SECOND PAIR OF ARMS KEEPS THWARTING ME #WHAT DO SUPPORTING POSES LOOK LIKE FOR A SECOND PAIR OF ARMS??? #anyway i love this man very much i have had him since i was about 11 and he is so scrunkly #tw nosebleed #gaeloc

[bravevolunteer]

sometimes i remember all the afton siblings are gen x. there’s no other point here i just remembered it

#me after calling them babies. scrunklies. lil guys. : oh yeah! #they’re baby to ME #i could sit here and talk about how the scooping traps michael in a very dissociative state where yes he ends up living very long #but doesn’t quite feel like he *ages* so much as he floats through time but uh #it’s funnier to think about the potential for his out of touch texts especially when it comes to security breach verse LMAO #poor guy is stuck before his brain even fully developed AND he’s cringe #it. is 2am i should be SLEEPING #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

[pain-in-the-butler]

losing my mind over this post (I implore you to reblog from bapydemonprincess, tumblr won’t let me for some reason, but I needed to say something SOMEWHERE ON MY BLOG)

like OHMIGOD, everyone shut the fuck up and look at her, she is so Liddle 🥺 I can’t believe I’m just seeing this for the first time

#she needs a hug....... perfect scrunkly smol tiny bab #meanwhile I have never seen Seb so smug and I fully embrace that that is a bold statement #also the sonboy is here and he's making the most goofy little Hm.?? face #I wish Finny and Tanaka were here too but I'll count my blessings just look at that tiny Mey #Phantomhive found family my beloved

[uss-genderprise]

fun fact i learned in the new tom scott video: british people have to be married to get a driver's license

#misinformation #unreality #actually this was in a dream i had where he made a video with a shoemaker #hear me out #and this guy said something along the lines of ''in the uk you have to be married to get your driver's license'' #and i was like ''this doesn't strike me as correct'' #but like british people are weird or it might be a metaphor or something idk #anyway i made a post about it in that dream and it was a massive hit #but it didn't end there! oh no #then i ended up there in that shop where this guys sold his shoes #it was like a street vendor in a bazaar #anyway i told him i liked him in the video and he decided to make a watch party #so then we were a couple of people who all saw the video and we wrote our names down #and there was this girl named tennessee and i was like ''wow how american of you'' #so this other guy was like ''here let's add aladdin for diversity'' #and i was like #''we FIRST you spelled aladin wrong wtf does it start with an i #also disney spelled it funny #and SECOND aladdin??? really?? that's your diversity???'' #then he drew a really bad funky looking aladdin anyway he's my new scrunkly and i love him #then i woke up at six am and was like huh. that sure was. gonna make that post now #BUT THEN i fell asleep again and had a dream that this post ended up reaching tennessee (the girl) #and she said she had a similar dream which was wild #but the only difference is that she's italian not american #and i was like sorry girl but MY tennessee had a Very Distinctive American Accent (though not a tennessee one #and then she was like ''yes i do'' and i was like ''omg that's weird are you coming to the mcr show'' #anyway we ended up meeting in the mcr show #so tennessee if you're reading this #first of all i'm really sorry for the block of tags #and second of all let's meet at the mcr show i literally reached the tag limit lol

[theabyssaldream]

love it when my girlfriend suggests some new media for me to absorb myself in and it works

#kii talks #never thought id ever browse mcyt tumblr but here i am #looking at hermitcraft #especially watching grian #hes so scrunkly #anyway i love my gf for sharing her interests with me ♡♡

[arukibii]

hi Kibii nation

i dont know how to announce this but i’m One with the Piece now. i love little silly men. fuck yeah eat that fruit i love the sea !!!!!!!

#looks at portgas d ace with the most transgender eyes possible #notably exactly 1 year ago the exact same thing happened to me with madness combat and deimos <3 #back then it made me transmasc fr fr and gave me the he/him absolute gender blessing #and now it makes me like 1000% sure im a guy like bro give me that immediately. yeahhh #back then it was mental but now its physical. does that make sense at all #anyways i do have actual thoughts on the series itself too i promise #its just so funny how THE transmasc scrunkly favorite man moment happened AGAIN in two completly different medias exactly 1 year apart #and theyre both fire power guys too like 😭😭😭 damn i do have a type it seems ! wild fr fr #anyways yeah i love Ace so dearly like easily top 10 fav characters from anything on god #literally cannot wait until me and the boys continue watching bro i know whats about to come for the next months #im so excited my god #and to return one must make an announcement and the least likely thing to ever happen was for me to start loving One Piece like ajfjkddfjjdf #but here we are !!

[sundays-wing-piercing]

Oooh my god pigeon Sunday...

I'm imagining a slow day, just him filling paperwork in his office. Ofc he forgets to take care of himself so we bring him little treats throughout the day...Fresh bread with cream cheese, peanuts, cut up fruit, giving him a little kiss on the head and then secretly (bird)watching as he munches... I'm not normal??

Also imagine gently scratching his scalp and wings and him letting out little coos like a pigeon because he feels so content???

Just...cute Sunday aaaa

Hes a cutie patootie a little scrunkly if you will my little pookie bear my wife-

Aight this man's a workaholic. On those days he could probably just stay in his office and not even come out unless he has a meeting to attend to or something else that requires his presence but most of the time he's just in there and I'd imagine someone does come in and out of his office to deliver him lunch, dinner etc etc but ever since both of you made it official it's mostly you.

I like to imagine that you like to cut the fruits up for him all cute and stuff either using those small cookie cutters or you're just that skilled with a knife (can't relate) like making him those bunny apples. It never fails to make him smile. He feels a little silly how you're like a mom packing him kiddie snacks but he really does adore this cute gesture and looks forward to the next snack.

Make him those cute sandwiches with patterns on the toast and arrange it all nice and cute with heart tooth picks. Might aswell add a cute note while you're at it. It may not be much but it's enough for him to get motivated again. Butttttt if you do have time do try feeding your masterpiece as he works. Try pulling a "here comes the airplane" and he'll gladly play along.

Tell him he did a good job for finishing his meal. Give him a kiss on the cheek, scratch his head, gently pat his wings and boy is he a content little pigeon. SIT ON HIS LAP WHILE HE WORKS he will start working faster just so he can be clingy to you later at home to which you should praise him for again.

AAAAAAA my adorable little birb man I love him so much Thank you for sending!!! Feel free to ask again

#Idk what hyv was thinking when making this man omg they truly hit something in me #ai rants #hsr sunday #sunday hsr #hsr sunday x reader #sunday x reader #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader

[sharksandjays]

Hi!!! I love your art so much it's so freaking cool everytime I see it on my dash I'm like "!!!!! He posted again!!" and it gets me so excited! Thanks for being my moot so I can see your art all the time 💙💙💙

May I please request the other Ninja giving Jay some hugs? My man needs so many hugs 😭

AHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Brb crying at the compliments.

Here are the scrunklies! (NOT A BRUISE SHIP POST BTW!!!! Im just weak for head touches) But look at them. They should hug more.

#thanks for the request!!! #i love them so much #i torture jay too much ig its good he gets some hugs #ninjago thoughts #ninjago jay #ninjago fanart #my art #ninjago #ninjago cole #ninjago lloyd

[spiritually-a-blorb]

headcannons for Apollo and Meg after all the books beacuse all I've been doing for the past days are spinning these scrunkly guys around in my head at terminal velocity <3

- Meg always carries a pack of sunflower seeds with her when she goes to school.

- Whenever Meg takes ancient history and they cover Greece, she manages the worst grade beacuse Apollo tells her facts that the book literally dosent know and he thinks it's blasphemy that's she's failing.

- Apollo will literally never shut up about his kids now. he hears literally the smallest detail that reminds him of them and he talks for hours about them

- Artemis is around Apollo a lot more, and she's definitely more protective/worried about him. Apollo likes the extra time he gets with her.

- Apollo returned Paolo's bandanna, but definitely not before finding one for himself. he wears it everywhere, Artemis has tried to burn it like 20 times, but somehow it always returns to Apollo in one piece.

- Apollo cannot physically hear or look anything in a shakesperian accent without wanting to commit mass destruction/cry

- Meg never gets sunburnt. like ever. plus, her crops always manage to get the right balance of sun without her help.

- One day, Meg manages to teleport directly to Apollo. As it turns out, since Apollo got himself up out of Chaos, no one ever really broke the master/servant bond. Apollo conveniently does not mention this until the last moment possible, beacuse he likes feeling connected to Meg, even when he's away.

- Apollo kept his scars. In doing so, older scars seem to pop up, that he was definitely sure he didn't get while he was mortal. They cover his body, and he can't seem to get rid of them without the ones he got while being mortal going away too. So, he hides them, and only shows off the ones he got as a mortal.

- Apollo is allowed to visit Rachel, beacuse he wants to prevent something like Python from happening to his oracles again.Zeus buys this, but only beacuse he weighs in with Athena first. Athena was totally not bribed into this by Apollo with actual intellectual discussions, no sir.

- On a totally unrelated note, he tries to connect with Athena more. They have little discussions about different topics every week or two.

- Apollo likes trying to connect with all his Olympian family. He realizes that they all suffered under Zeus, and if they are closer, like an actual family, maybe it will lessen the blows.

- Meg somehow never gets sick. it is both a blessing and a curse, since she always has to care for her siblings when they are sick

- For some odd, very mysterious reason, whenever Apollo visits Rachel, his kids or Meg are ever-present, and after he visits for some time (some days he visits longer, others it is shorter) they just pop in. weird, but since he's here visiting his Pythia, and technically not his kids, Zeus isn't gonna pay that much attention to mortals

- Since Apollo's sacred animal (one of them, anyway) is a red cow, it's totally not far fetched that it falls within his duties to check on the herd at the Waystation. After all, what God wouldn't check on their sacred animal! some mortals might mistreat them, after all!! and since he needs to talk to the owners,, he might as well catch up with them, right?

- Camp Jupiter is totally in need of more renovations, right? and it makes sense that such a devoted group should deserve some kind of reward. plus, since Apollo made the mess with the whole war thing, it makes the most sense for him to go and help! and later, he needs to check that his work is top notch!

- Apollo always visits Meg on Sundays. Technically, he's visiting Herophile, since he needs to check on her too! she's an important oracle! but Meg lives there, so they are bound to run into each other, and it's totally not weird that these meetings take a day (or two) beacuse that's a mere blink in the eye, for a god, anyways.

#toa #meg mccaffrey #lester papadopoulos #pjo apollo #sunflower siblings

[brandnewhuman]

BEHOLD THE MALEWIFE

Again

♡ part 2 of random hc ♡

☆ starring ☆

König aka my beloved giant unfairly underrated and overlooked

Tw: mature language, mentions of anxiety, tiny bit of angst like you have to squint really hard

A/N: first i have to thank @bloodlst for giving me so many ideas and for dealing with me and my endless rants about this absolutely scrunkly babe. I SHOULD BE DOING REQUESTS AND YET HERE I AM WRITING FOR A MAN I'VE KNOWN FOR NO MORE THAN A WEEK OR SO. Media is ruining my chances at a normal relationship fr ANYWAY ENJOY

Listen this fucker is the definition of disney Prince when he gets comfortable enough around you

Everytime he talks about his s/o instead of saying you're his he says that he's yours

He feels like it's not as intimate and accurate as he really feels around you to say that you're his

And BTW he brags about you and your public displays of affection to everyone and anyone

Bro has not an ounce of embarrassment in showing he loves you and you love him

He's so charming and smooth but with that sprinkle of awkwardness that makes him ridiculously adorable

He is quite literally a gentleman and worships the ground you walk

In general he's very respectful and lovely with everyone

That's why he tends to like make people crush on him

Which he totally doesn't notice like ever, this man can and will think they're just being overly nice out of pity

He is literally so good at dancing, like it's almost annoying

One could think that him being so tall would make him really stiff and awkward when dancing but he's not

He's as graceful and elegant as ever

Is the only time he gets confident and shows off a little bit his physical appearance

He definitely prefers more elegant dances like waltz and tango ecc

JUST IMAGINE, JUST IMAGINE WHAT DANCE THE TANGO WITH KÖNIG WOULD DO TO YOU.

He has a really hard time at being funny cause he always worries that maybe his jokes are not obvious enough or that he's just straight up not funny

Like he has a shit ton of puns and jokes in his head but says none of them cause he doesn't really knows if people will get it and it's scared of coming off as weird

Most of the jokes are dirty jokes BTW, this man is an absolute child and is making deez nuts jokes left to right inside the confines of his really strange mind

Has really large hands, like not quite big but really long fingers and they're slightly crooked AND EVERYONE WHO HAS LONG FINGERS CAN CONFIRM YOUR FINGIES GET CROOKED

ALSO ALSO when he buys a new phone he doesn't even cares about it being good or not

BRO BUYS THE BIGGEST FUCKING PHONE EVER. HE HATES SMALL PHONES WITH ALL HIS SOUL

He has premature grey hairs. Like he has starting to get them when he was really young

Which ends up in him always having to dye his hair

He loves to go to get groceries

Like he actively gets excited about new products or new things to buy and overall he just enjoys how relaxing and calming is to go to the supermarket

I feel like he's one of those people who are really good at card games like poker ecc

He either ends up broke af cause everyone is merciless with him or he's unbelievably lucky and ends up winning every hand but doesn't takes the money cause he feels bad

It really depends on the day

With board games tho he's definitely a sore loser

Like have you seen how pissy and sarcastic he gets in the game sometimes? You can not tell me this man doesn't hates losing at monopoly

Me and my fellow könig simp @bloodlst have come to the conclusion that he has an involuntary resting bitch face

The fact is that as I said before he clenched his jaw almost always due to anxiety which makes him look like really scary but insanely hot

The moment you make him smile tho it's like you're witnessing some sort of shapeshift witchery

HE HAS THE KINDEST SMILE EVER

He has gone through the most traumatising injuries ever but never seems to notice (?)

Like he has big ass scars in his body and when someone asks about them he tells the story all chill as if he's not talking about him getting fucked up in every possible way

and he like never realises how serious his injuries are in the eyes of everyone else so he's always so confuse as why everyone looks so concern

He chooses his words wisely cause he values the meaning of certain words and doesn't likes to use them lightly

Like he tries not to tell his s/o I love you too lightly or too much cause he wants the phrase to always feels as special as it is for him and not something you said just because

And about that when he's arguing with someone he never says anything he does not mean

That means he will say 100% the truth even if it hurts

That doesn't mean that if he realises he's wrong he won't apologise

He will and will genuinely own his mistakes and take responsibility without using excuses

Like I said before könig is not one who gets angry easily

He has unwavering patience and deals with things very rationally

Like he is used to people treating him as if he was dumb, bullying him and just overall making him feel like bad about his anxiety or himself so it's not surprising he can handle people bring arses very well

He gets upset but always hides it really well

When he does gets mad tho he is going to make you cry

Any filter or shyness goes away and he just snaps and gets really mean really fast

Mean because although he's being honest, he's particularly brutal about it and says things as harsh as possible

But like I said is really hard for him to get that angry

The most that one can do to him is force him to politely excuse himself to go somewhere else and cry it out

He's a really sensitive person and most often than not he just gets sad, he won't stay sad for long but when he does he feels like absolute shit

The things that make him go absolutely apeshit is mostly when people mistreat his loved ones or when people take advantage of someone weaker than them like they used to do with him

When he was younger he used to have a lot of anger issues

He used to feel frustrated all the time with how unfair everyone was with him because of his anxiety

Never got into physical fights but would end up snapping and saying really hurtful things to people he loved

That's why now he tries to be careful with words

He's very proud of the person he has become in some way

He has come a long way and now he's a healthier person than he used to be

He forgives but never forgets even tho he's not the type of person to use past mistakes against someone

He just keeps in mind the thing that had happened and if he doesn't sees any change then he just acts consequently

Hates mint flavour beverages or ice cream and can't understand why people enjoy it so much

I don't know why but I feel like he grow up with his grandparents

He absolutely loved his grandma and used to call her almost everyday

When he buys clothes he doesn't really care about the brand ecc he likes to buys what makes him feel confident or good

Not even what others might like or stuff like that nono

He just buys whatever his funky brain finds pretty

And surprisingly it leads to him having a really good style

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