#I SPAT OUT MY TEA

[ashiyn]

bdubs: if you were to make the most clickable video you could think of. what would you do?

scar (with absolutely no hesitation): riding my wheelchair off of a waterfall

bdubs: nOO NO NO NO NO- YOU CAN'T RIDE YOUR WHEELCHAIR OFF OF ANYTHING. OH NO-

#I SPAT OUT MY TEA #AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH #goodtimeswithscar #bdubs #.post #.live #ashy watching: hc s9

[nutria--oscura]

... i listened to the correct intro... r-right?

like my brain didnt make that up?

#i- #what the fuck guys #i spat out my tea #dndads #dungeons and daddies #whispers of the raine

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Eddie diaz an the daffodildos 😂😂

VANCE

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#kym answers things #vance asks #i spat out my tea #911 fox #eddie and the daffodils #eddie and the daffodildos #911 on fox #911onfox #eddie diaz #eddie

[siegelst]

what's the point of vanilla extract? its in every recipe and it's expensive.

#recipies #food talk #food #question #i just want to make pumpkin pie #but im broke #i spat out my tea #when i saw how much a little bottle cost yo #it was in double digits #aint nobody got money for that #i just skip the vanilla extract mostly. and other seasoning XD #then i wonder why mine dont taste so great

[elysiumxii]

Silas @ Giselle “BREAK HER.”

What was your muse’s first thought when they saw or met mine?

I am both intrigued and appalled. i also know that she wants it bad and that's not giving away insider secrets, silas knows that too!

#meme;giselle #i spat out my TEA #im so into it

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

*Demeter's sickle appearing above Meg's head.*

"*gasp* She's a communist!"

#i just spat out my tea #that random scene was so goddam funny #meg mccaffrey #toa spoilers? #i guess #toa #trials of apollo #the hidden oracle

[gentlebeard]

i was tagged by the lovely @sherlockig @saltpepperbeard @harrylovesspaezle @darkinerry @edsbacktattoo & @agaywithcoffee to find my cosmos persona. thanks to all of you! ❤️

first of all, jodi, we have a strong attraction 😌❤️ (absolutely no one is surprised) BUT i am surprised that this is so scarily accurate.

i have no idea who has done this already so if you’re reading this, feel free to do it if you like (and pls tag me, i’d love to read yours!)

#when i answered those questions i was like ‘no way this will be accurate in the slightest’ #well…. let’s just say i almost spat out my tea #tag game

[racingliners]

Alex saying that him not having an appendix anymore is a performance advantage in his pre-race interview with Channel 4, will this man ever be serious about last year 😭

#I legit nearly spat out my tea cicixicigxd #Formula 1 #Italian Grand Prix #2023 #Italian Grand Prix 2023 #C4 F1 #Alexander Albon

[zoe-chaos]

Was just casually chilling, watching TV thinking about a particularly magnificent, tall, blue-eyed, blond goddess, when suddenly another one appears on my TV...

#larissa weems #gwendoline christie #sofia marchetti #hannah waddingham #wait there's more than one 😳 #blue eyes #goddess #safe to say I spat my tea out #gwendoline christie remains number one tho #obviously

[llstur]

DON'T KNOW H O W UR BRAIN GENERATED THAT BUT

I .LOVE. IT

OKAY IT WAS A FIVE MIN DOODLE I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD TO GET IDEAS DOWN

#rendog #hermitcraft ren #hermitblr #trafficblr #doodles #my art #theyre the sun and moon tho #theyre probably not both innocent #but ren is probably way more secretive about it #ALSO WHEN I COMPARED CHORES TO MURDER I SPAT OUT MY TEA #THIRD LIFE REN #NOT LASY LIFE #LMAO #CAN YOU IMAGINE #THAT SIMP #AHAHA #oh no

[itskeej]

looks at Mama

HEAR ME OUT...

DO NOT FUCK THE GIANT FLESH CREATURE

#keej answers #anonymous #tumblr ask #keej's ocs #mama #HGELP I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY ICED TEA

[adventures-written]

✏️ - Vash

Don't Quote Me

Vash: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Nick: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Vash: Are you a masochist or a sadist? Nick, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

Nick: There. How do I look? Vash: Like a cheap French harlot. Nick: French?!

Vash: Are you busy? Nick: Yes. Vash: Cool, listen to this.

Vash: *eating a cinnamon roll* Nick: Cannibalism. Vash: *confused chewing noises*

#nicholas-wolfwood #ask;; and you shall receive #muse;; the heaviness that i hold in my heart's been crushing me (vash) #I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY TEA AT THE FIRST ONE

[cruelprincae]

I just watched a tiktok of queen Charlotte in the "sorrows sorrows prayers" scene and WHY IS THAT CARDAN I AM LITERALLY CACKLING.

"are you sure you are putting it in the right place? I drew you pictures"

#( 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 ┊ out of character ) #( PLEASE I SPAT OUT MY ICE TEA #( HE IS THE KIND OF PARENT WHO JUST CASUALLY HAS THE SEX TALK WITH HIS CHILDREN #( AND DRAWS THEM PICTURES FOR BETTER UNDERSTANDING #( children: dad.... dear mab no pLEASE #( cardan: BUT YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED!?

[uglylittleman]

HELLO??

#I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY TEA BABAHAHABSAHABB #sorry buddy that pfp url combination… it was too good #professor layton #even better: this was the 999th note on the Harry Potter post

[velidewrites]

RE the thesan comments:

#thesandeservedbetter2023

SCREAMING DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

#i spat out my tea when i saw this #the best part is that i didn’t even plan for the boy from Three to be Thesan #something must’ve possessed me when i added his name oh well #remember we’re madly in love

[sins-of-the-sea]

((Some Muslims say that if you don't say "bismallah" before eating, Satan eats with you. So thanks for keeping the Master dummy thicc, Rashid.))

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Haram."

#I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY TEA HAHAHAHA #and this is STRAIGHT out of watching Sister Minnie videos #demandezglassjoe #religion tw #[Crack] #food tw