I’ve been playing the Seven Deadly Sins anime at work all day so I’ve only been able to catch 1/4 (tops) of anything that’s been going on. I’ve also never seen it so I’m gonna describe what I think has happened!
Meliodas is a bartender who gets attacked by some lady in armor, then gets attacked by more people, and the lady (no longer in armor) (oh yeah, and her name’s Elizabeth) is about to die, so Melodias uses his broken sword to kill some people
Apparently he’s part of some old gang called the Seven Deadly Sins, and Elizabeth is a huge fan, so she wants them to get together again for old times sake like that one Phineas and Ferb episode.
Meliodas says what the heck and starts out on a journey to find them all, immediately stumbling upon Diane the giant girl
While talking together, they all get attacked again and Diane is unphased by what’s happening so she yeets the guy super far away
Somehow, Ban joins the party (I missed that whole part). Yay Ban!
Ban gets in a fight with some kid while wondering off somewhere
Something with mushrooms and shrinking women, very fan service-y
They unshrink and Diane kicks some ass
Elizabeth meets her sister
Her sister dies in the crossfire of Melodias and some other guy’s battle where Meliodas is raging out
The kid Ban was fighting turned out to be King, but he lost weight(?)
Diane drops a mountain on someone
Some twink and his giant friend are wondering through a forest, admiring the birds
LITTLE BUNNY NO!!!
One of them is Gowther(sp?), another Sin
Gowther and not!Gowther split up because whoever is in the armor needs more armor glue
Some mercenaries surround armor dude
The Sins surround mercenaries
It’s all a Mexican stand off
Twink boy casually walks into the middle of everything, totally oblivious to what’s happening
Oh he’s autistic
OH SHES TRANS
AND SHE MURDERED HER FRIEND? Armor guy?!? Goodbye I guess??????????
Oh he’s fine nvm. Also a demon? A curse? Idk
I guess Elizabeth knew Meliodas in a past life or something and has a sword to give him from her grandpa
Meliodas uses the sword to absolutely wreck the shit out of armor guy
Now they’re at a castle I think
Diane gets trapped in a hallway? I didn’t see much
But she stumbles out later, super dying with a hole in her
Some guards want to kill her because she keeps wrecking the buildings
Sorry, the guards keep wrecking the buildings because they want to kill her and justify it by framing her
Some guards don’t want to kill her though. One of them has a crush on Diane maybe?
Gowther shows up and gets in a fight with some important looking guy
Gowther puts him in an illusion but he breaks out and kills her. Transphobic tbh
King shows up and fights some fairy dude
Somehow Diane is a child now? Maybe she healed by reverting her age or something? Unclear
Fairy guy is also there, now friendly. And they’re back. No longer friendly. Another illusion?
Ban might be dead because I just realized I haven’t seen him in a hot second. Rip in peace
Some half purple guy shows up and is beating King like he’s the red headed step child
Meliodas shows up and gets beaten too, even though I thought he was invincible? And loses an arm???
Oh hey Ban, we thought you were dead
Now the important enemy guy (who I will refer to as Fabio because of his amazing hair) from earlier and is fighting the purple guy
There seems to be a lot of sexual tension between them
Purple guy won, so now the Sins are fighting against him
Gowther is back!! Trans rights 🏳️⚧️
I’m lead to believe Purple Guy turned into a demon, so now he’s EXTRA hot
Lots of battling
I didn’t catch the end so that’s it! Hopefully everyone lived through it.
But congrats, you’ve known experienced the first season of Seven Deadly Sins with me!
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