#I get drunk off him

[slut-katsuki-bakugo]

I may not be able to get it down, but I sure can get it up for ya

#katsuki bakugo x reader smut #bakugou smut #bakugou x reader #i cant breathe #katsuki bakugo smut #karsuki can destroy me any day #I get drunk off him #screaming #drooling like a dumb puppy

[saucywendeee]

👻🧼🍺

#laswell isn't wrong tho #i mean soap likes to drink but he knows when he gets blackout drunk he becomes clingy and sleepy #and he knows ghost would always take care of him ;) #ghost would get mad but he likes having an excuse to show off the fact soap loves him too much especially in public #soapghost #ghostsoap #cod #mw2 #modern warefare 2 #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #simon riley #John Mactavish #Fanart #video games #my art #digital illustration #Illustration #drawing #sketch #digital art #art

[nocofamilyau]

man how messed up is he? (3/24)

#noco family au #total drama #total drama noah #total drama cody #total drama noco #noco lore #sorry for the long wait ill try not to goof off as much when it comes to arcs #hopefully I get this one done somewhere round early feb #got too many ideas for this damned au #but yea also I like how everyones going on about the last few reboot eps #and like im like hey guys look at this its drunk noah look at him #but other than that the last few episodes were just meh #priya and Caleb thingy could have not dragged out for that long #winner was good though #very based #reboot season was very hit or miss #but when it hit #it hit HARD #idk

[fairy-hub]

I love snorting ketamine (powder horse tranquilizer) if you snort the right amount it makes you feel very relaxed and kind of heavy. Straight up melting into the sofa just feeling good and tingly for the next 30 minutes while it wears off.

Think about snorting ketamine with dealer!suguru/toji, getting high laying on their bed. While they feel you up, it’s not like you can move very much so their princess is gonna have to let them eat your pussy out for the next ten minutes. Between the tingly pleasurable high and their warm tongue on your clit, their thick fingers rubbing on your g-spot ughh

They would love getting you high, they love how much you trust them and how vulnerable you are laying on their bed looking beautiful, getting needier the higher you get

#while I’m high rn I’m not high off ketamine sadly #I’ve taken quiet a few drugs especially in my early 20s #so if y’all are interested in high sex fics im all for it #I love ecstasy so hmmm the fics I can write with the jjk men high as shit being so needy and pussy drunk #speaking from experience their dick will keep getting hard again and again #3 hour minutes maybe 5 hours #gojo seems like the tupe to get fixated for a while and will #keep going for as long as you let him

[angelsdean]

once again, thee only time dean is reckless with Baby is when he's fucking staring at cas for five minutes straight while driving

#saw some stupid drunk driving discourse (again!) and i just. fucking cannot #i'm sorry but. if you really think this man is driving drunk you don't understand dean at all #he's not putting his car at risk and he's not putting the lives of others at risk #his whole life motto is centered around saving people and he's literally so broken up every time he fails to save people #also half the things people 'cite' as proof that he'd drive drunk just show me ya'll don't know what being drunk means #dean drinking a beer out of the cooler with sam at the end of an ep before driving off is not being 'drunk' #you think dean is getting drunk off of one beer?? be serious. #also dean literally sleeping at a bar instead of getting behind the wheel is um wow not him driving drunk! #dean forgetting how to drive bc he's losing his memory and sam THINKING dean is drunk / hungover is ALSO not dean driving drunk. wow! #anyways. we literally never see dean do anything to suggest he drives drunk. but people sure to love to project #fr one of my most hated fanon dean things of recent times #vic.txt

[ef-1]

daniel ricciardo shooting pew pew finger guns👈🔫 at esteban ocon before overtaking him

#im so inconsolable over this. its the most daniel thing ever. hes just doiking it for himself he doesnt even mention jt on radio #hes so. #its 4am asnd im drunk and there r still ppl at my house and iv been awakr for 30 hours straight and i cant wait to get this costume off #and now i just want to put dabiel in my pocket pls. let me put me put him in my pocket #f1 #daniel ricciardo

[crispywizardtale]

#im a day late but i met ForceBook so i dont mind missing any of the 8 series im currently watching #but i have to talk about this #i was blown away by the chemistry this 2 give off #this was such a powerful scene #the way Phaya gasped and froze when he realizes that Tharn just kissed him is so well shown #but also the way he accepts it and just wants more wants to enjoy this moment and ge everything he can #its like a switch has been switched on inside of Phaya but also inside Tharn because its like he solber ups for a moment when their eyes met #the connection they share is so powerful #i kind of wish they kissed here of just a tiny peck which would be followed by heavy breathing and intenese eye contact #but i still love this scene a lot #i love how in the 1st ep it was Tharn who lost his cool and leaned back on Phaya while in this ep it was mostly Phaya (Tharn was drunk) #is anyone else freaking out over the forehead kiss????? #only me okay... #also after the last gif i need Phaya and Tharn to do it on the cauntertop at least once in this series #like imagine is shirtless Phaya lifts Tharn like that... #i gave myself hope now.... and if we dont get it ill be disappointed.... #i love this series so much its my all time fave airing now #the sign #the sign the series #the sign series #billybabe #billy patchanon #asian bl #bl series #thai bl

[cowardlycowboys]

drinking n having raspberries

#cowardlycowboys face of fame #getting a bit drunk while me beloved sleeps in the next room (on my computer) #i will probably only have a few drinks see boyad and jenna and then crawl into bed next to him (on my computer) #and show off 2 him like that's my main thought when drunk

[s0fter-sin]

i need a fic of soap bringing ghost home to his family for the holidays. his family’s always disapproved of everything; being queer, being in the military, being with ghost and it’s all over not a great time but they’re trying to pretend for the sake of the holiday. they get into it after dinner one night though and for once soap isn’t backing down, not when it’s ghost they’re attacking, when the power suddenly goes out. soap moves just in time for a shot to come through the window and he orders his family to get down

graves and what’s left of shadow company followed them to glasgow; it’s the first time they’ve been away from the 141 and they think it’ll be their best chance to take them out. johnny and simon are left behind as they become soap and ghost and soap’s childhood home becomes a battleground, his hysterical family who still think he can’t be that good of a soldier now civilians that he has to protect and get out in one piece

#its the full gambit of sisters with their partners and kids #all with respectable normal jobs and lives #then theres john still running around playing soldier and now shacking up with his commanding officer #soaps been quiet the entire time just gritting his teeth and letting them have go after go in the name of peace #ghosts been fuming the entire time but his own family trauma and not wanting to go against johnnys wishes keeps his mouth shut #and then that instant switch the second the bullet comes through the window #theyre sergeant mactavish and lieutenant ghost now and they dont give a single shit about anything butgetting out alive #‘we need to call the police!’ #‘call local pd who’re drunk off their arses and never fired their guns in their fucking lives yeah right’ #‘this isnt the time for you to play soldier’ #‘youre right. this isnt a game. its war and youre gonna shut the fuck up and let me get you outta this alive’ #ghost sneaks upstairs to get the hidden guns he brought and to get one of the kids whod been napping #soap stays to get everyone out of the way and watch out for hostiles #ghost slides him a sniper rifle and he takes out the sniper on the opposite roof and when he looks back at his family theyre #looking at him like theyve never seen him before #i just need soap whos been underestimated his entire life showing just how competent he really is #soapghost #ghostsoap #soap mactavish #soap cod #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #we’re a team. ghost team

[gojonanami]

i’m having thoughts about drunk gojo

#like he gets drunk off maybe half a drink or something and you come get him #and he’s all over you #and he’s kissing you as you help him to bed #and then he’s like all pouty as you try to put him to sleep and then he’s got you pinned down as he starts to make out with you #and he’s just telling you to say his name (he got annoyed because you mentioned nanami too many times) #and he’s just touching you everywhere #you both end up dry humping and he cums and passed out #and you’re a little annoyed but can’t help think he’s cute #but also think about the ways you’ll get back at him #I may write this lmao #sab speaks #sab [future fics]

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I need to google different kinds of date rape drugs for radiohusk fic purposes let's hope I don't end up on a watchlist

#me: al is canonically more touchy when drunk. therefore husk getting al like blackout levels and carrying him off to his room #me: to 'take advantage' of him but al like obviously knows that husk was giving him way too much to drink and thinks its funny #also me: alastor immediately steering this out control by giving husk full permission to roofie him whenever he wants sex cuz he's insane #me to me: god im so smart #originally it was going to be a cute fic about consent and husk wanting emotional intimacy #and then i was like it'd be funny tho if al's version of emotional intimacy was just cnc lol #hazbin hotel #radiohusk #fic idea #fic wip

[snvffsoda]

it's so funny when i imagine Ren or Strade kidnapping me considering im as big as Strade and taller than both of them like yeah good luck dragging my 6’2 unconscious fat ass back into the car

#me and Strade would butt heads at first #we’d hit it off really well at the bar probably get drunk and laugh about shit #after he'd kidnap me tho #he’d annoy the absolute shit out of me and he'd probably just gut me #or maybe he'd make me his apprentice or sum shit considering im just as fucked as he is #but Ren tho #i’d get Stockholm syndrome so fucking fast #i think id survive with him tbh #btd ren #btd strade #btd #snvffsoda

[flamestar126]

I'm YOUR idiot.

#and he'll stay his idiot #“you knew what you were getting into when you said yes. this is on you now.” #he's married to him and makes it his problem lol #i like to think mandark loves to show off he's married. especially to dexter. #gets sad and pathetic when drunk when he sees dex have a ring and forgot they're married. now he's sobbing his rival is taken by “another” #married dexdark is just lovely to me. #mandark doing any and every task with having the need to flaunt his ring #being engaged to him is insufferable i imagine. #also drew that hand wrong and exploding myself now #was supposed to finish this on valentines day but got lazy. i had too much stuff that day anyway #i want to do comics again but my hands and arms are fucked. i lost feeling in them off and on the these days without doing much lol #your also looks weird like it's misspelled but it's not?? #dexter's laboratory #dexter's lab #dexdark #mandark #dexter #flame draws

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

#and ill talk about it at Length in the tags until tumblr cuts me off like a rowdy drunk after last call #please keep in mind this is all in my Brain and relationship dynamics etc are all technically speculation. anyway #so while franklydear is your more classic 'oh no im in love with him! / aw shucks im in love with him<3' #laughingstock is 'feelings what feelings / oh shit oh fuck this is bad' #to Me. #in my mind howdy is completely oblivious to his emotions #he's out here like 'gotta get the store impressively neat & shiny for barnaby! and everyone else' without blinking an eye #he starts assembling barnaby and wally's dogs slower an slower so that barnaby has to hang around a smidge longer than usual #he's out here giggling at barnaby's jokes while sweeping Hours or Days after the joke was told like a lovesick idiot #all while being like Ah Yes Barnaby My Dear Friend. My Platonic Buddy Whose Jokes I Laugh At A Little Too Hard. Platonically. #meanwhile barnaby Realizes his own feels. has a minor crisis. goes through the 12 stages of grief and absolutely panics #he's like 'ok just gotta play it cool. normal. dont be weird. he'll fall for your natural charm in no time' #'ill hold all of my feelings right here until i die or howdy reciprocates. i just cant tell anyone about this.' #'....hey wally you can keep a secret right' #and rizzes it up yk. rolls a nat 20 on charisma every time without howdy even realizing it. ig barns rolled for stealth too #and from barnabys pov its going great! #howdy is flirting back! hes showing all the signs! when eddie views their interactions he comes to barnaby later and is like A+ gay as fuck #so barnaby is a soft pining mess and howdy is Absurdly Oblivious despite being a clever & observant guy #so im imagining (will freely admit that this Train of Thought is slightly inspired by the latest chapter of Stamps by Indigopoptart) #that eventually barnaby is Confident in their budding relationship ok. hes ready to ask howdy out. #everyone who Knows (wally & eddie) are like Go For It He Clearly Loves You #and when barnaby tells howdy. howdys like 'ohhhh geez um im really flattered 🥺 but i dont feel the same 😔😭' #cue barnaby turning into the 'never again' meme while trying to laugh it off and pretend like he didnt just have his heart mr starked #so he goes home to smoke his pipe and cry and howdy goes about his day feeling Strange #why cant he stop thinking about that confession. what are these emotions. i mean its not as if hes in love with Ohhhhhh No. Oh No. #so howdy has his 'holy shit! im in love with barnaby! (lovestruck. swooning) ....Holy Shit I Rejected Barnaby (horrified. nauseous)' moment #cue howdy expecting barnaby to come by in the morning as per Routine so they can talk. he Doesnt. cue howdy stressing the fuck out over it #meanwhile wally sally (eddie sent her in his place. hes too busy) and barnaby are having a girls day (eating ice cream and watchin romcoms) #eventually barnaby hears that howdy has been Dropping The Ball and cant not check on him. cue emotional heart-2-heart outside the bodega #this is all very specific but its in my brain. these scenarious lull me to sleep every night lately

[minamotoz]

(/copypasta) boy meets world season 5 episode 18 turned me into the joker

#boy meets world #shory #shawn x cory #im still in Shock at how explicitly romantic that line feels #and then the tender love confessions immediately after and the random guy reassuring them #by saying that his brother has also taken up an 'alternative lifestyle' #and then alan gets extremely mad over the influence shawn has over cory in a Very Charged argument #in which shawn says he 'showed cory how to feel good' HWLLO??????? #and then drunk!shawn dropping the whole 'i just want my best fwiends to be happy🥺' schtick #and becoming outwardly cruel and demeaning towards cory and topanga #basically flat out admitting his self destructive behavior is a ploy to get corys attention off of topanga and onto him? AM I INSANE? #anyways boy meets world 5x18 'if you cant be with the one you love' #is the worlds most homoerotic anti-underaged drinking PSA ever made #unrelated but does anyone like my priv pfp of peter st0ne on meth performing shared custody by studz