#I want him so bad but he’s like $60 ;-;

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[shannonallaround]

After pondering on it for several days, I have officially decided I did not like the direction of KFP4 and have banished it from my brain. It is no longer canon. KFP4? What's that? Don't know what you're talking about.

#spoilers ahead #it wasn't all bad #I really truly loved the scenes with Li and Mr Ping they were wonderfully hilarious #and the music was great #BUT #I just did not like the direction they took Po's story at all. #and I'm kinda furious they subtly undermined Shifu's character #by making him “fine”/“not fine” with Oogway picking Po as his successor instead of him. #it was only a thing for 2 seconds for the sake of humor but it completely undermines his inner peace character development #first off why can there only be one successor #and second off why can't Po take primarily the fighting side and Shifu take the spiritual side #It FITS HIM #don't know if most people would notice that shifu's character was undermined but because he's one of my favorites I sure did and it HURT #also um the furious five WHY didn't we have them be the main characters with Po instead of the fox chick no one cares about #literally their interactions with Po that's WHY WE'RE HERE DREAMWORKS #also it's become really obvious to me that the fox girl was literally written just so they could cast a specific voice actress in a big rol #nothing against that actress I love her in other stuff but that was a bad move Dreamworks #and another thing #the movie's message about change not always being bad is perfectly fine and good in theory #but such character change is only satisfying from a storytelling perspective if the audience actually WANTS the character to change!!! #I don't WANT Po to stop being the dragon warrior! I don't WANT him to pick a successor! That wasn't satisfying!! like whyyyyyyyyy #Plus he's like way too young?? to be worrying about this??? Oogway didn't worry about it until he was literally 900 years old #Shifu is what in his 60s? 80s? and he hasn't picked one #why would they make shifu worry about po doing that any time soon literally at all #so there dreamworks #I banish this movie #I banish it for one thousand years #kfp4 #kung fu panda 4 #po kung fu panda

[moonlit-knightz]

austin would make a great ghost face! he’s got the build and can play psychotic too well 🫢

#this is just a silly fan cast #don’t take me seriously #i mean i just think he would be perfect in it #you know #austin butler #ghost face #after playing as feyd rautha i want to see him play more villains #but also he’s the good guy #he can play good or bad so well #pookie #made this black and white filter to match the first photo shoot that was taken in b&w #but damn this gives retro horror movie vibe #like from the 50s-60s

[plantboiart]

Hi. Poll! I want to write another one-shot of kian coming out to the other two but this time for the bith oneshots collection (aka with like all the stuff from the therapy fic) but cannot decide things soooo

#just a fair warning if it’s from kian’s pov the other two will. probably kind of definitely look like way bigger assholes. #it is the 60s and they are stupid teenagers okay i am going for realism here #and unfortunately realism in this case means homophobia #not like violent or super bad homophobia more of the ‘him being gay means he’s probably attracted to me and that’s weird’ kind #but still homophobia #i love hurt no comfort <3 (writing it. not reading. reading hurt no comfort makes me want to die /silly) #also i promise im working on the gillion dying fic i just need to actually relisten to some of riptide for it #so it’s taking a lot more effort and my brain is small and doesn’t want to focus on anything other than bitb #just roll with it #jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi bitb #jrwi blood in the bayou #blood in the bayou #bitb #bitb fanfiction #jrwi fanfiction

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

#the avengers (mcu edition not the 60s one) #(though if u close one eye and tilt ur head the black widow looks a wee bit like emma peel maybe?) #i like to think the lair of loki stans exists after this to post angrily on social media about how actually he did nothing wrong etc etc #let me know if loki's just working from a subway station that's still in use in this that'd be hilarious he'd be so annoyed by it all #torn on the tortured-by-thanos issue so far he does look messy but he might just have the flu and didn't want to back out #a lot of people are depending on him to jumpstart a movie superhero franchise he can't just take the day off can he #if loki took care of himself thor would be LITERALLY UNEMPLOYED how could he? how could YOU? #(the 'god of thunder' thing isn't a job he doesn't get paid for it so it's just a hobby) #(he doesn't even monetise that hobby! you think iron man would give you storms for free? EXACTLY. he'd have a patreon AT LEAST) #(“if you enjoyed this torrential rain pls tip me on ko-fi which is not pronounced like you think it is because it's a really BAD pun”) #mcu tag i guess #and whatever the fuck my loki character tag was #like i said i really do need to categorise my lokis more it's been bothering me for a while #reminder: i am here because they cast a woman in a previously-male role and SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS FILM. OR ANY OF THEM. D: #don't think the alligator's gonna turn up here either :( :( :( #otherwise it's just kind of fascinating what this film assumes i do and don't know about these characters #nick fury's a goth right?

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

skipping class for the first time in my life bc my professor has covid and he sent out an email saying we’re having class and he’s asymptomatic and will wear a mask per cdc guidelines even tho he’s past the 5 day required isolation period. like. great whatevs but have you actually tested negative

update: the answer was no he had not

#stressed as FUCK #it’s fine we have a textbook and he doesn’t take roll #hoping he doesn’t do an extra credit activity but if i miss it for the sake of my health so be it #i have to go home afterwards anyway bc i have an appointment the next day with my thyroid dr #stressed abt that too bc my mum has dropped all precautions as if she isn’t in her 60s and didn’t lose her husband to covid #and idk what my sibling is doing but i know they’ve stopped masking at their practices and i wouldn’t be surprised if they stopped masking #all together. they also only wear cloth masks but at least it was something #idk i just feel like im the only one not ignoring it. like. when my dad got sick i asked him early on if he could smell and he was like #‘I’m just congested’ and my mum was like ‘no he’s just sick it’s not covid’ and then we waited until it was too late #like. i tell my mum that there’s nothing we could have done bc i don’t want her to feel guilty but like #idk. part of me thinks that if people had just listened to me and gotten him tested earlier and not lived in denial that maybe he’d still be #here. and my mum is pretty healthy but again she’s in her 60s. i don’t want to lose another parent to covid. or if she gets it and has it #bad or ends up with long covid then im gonna have to come home to take care of her or. idek. like i don’t live at home anymore so i can’t #pick up the slack if something happens to her. and my sibling definitely can’t #it’s so stressful. did we not watch the same process of my dad rapidly deteriorating. by the time we took him to the hospital he looked like #a corpse. he was completely grey and his eyes were glazed and he couldn’t even sit up or wave goodbye. has she just forgotten that happened #am i the only one who remembers watching my dad deteriorate in front of us #vent tw #covid tw

[daydreamerdrew]

The Avengers (1963) #3

#later on in the 60s there are multiple stories on the Hulk’s Tales to Astonish run #where he gets tricked by a bad guy into helping them #all of which retroactively made the Avengers look bad for failing to keep him on their team #because it is demonstrably not difficult to get 60s Hulk on your side just by being nice for him for like idk just a little bit #of course that’s after they settled on making the Hulk less intelligent #the earliest iteration of the Hulk was not that easy to trick #but the retroactive effect is still here #just because of how easy some villains found it to trick the Hulk into being on their side #cannot emphasis enough- incredibly easy #and how much the Avengers failed to get him to trust them #lol I think they played those stories that way because the Hulk’s main enemy was the military #and they didn’t want to do intense sympathetic character against the military stories #so when he got really destructive towards them it was an actual villain’s fault #marvel #bruce banner #tony stark #my posts #comic panels

[sharkneto]

I absolutely agree with you on the whole “haha look Five goes to school but he’s 58!1!1!” Possibility happening in s4. I genuinely hope they won’t do it. Aidan will probably look way over the age of going to school when they film s4 so.. I think they won’t go with that ((hopefully)

Like I said, I don't think they'll go this route, if partially because Aidan is a real adult now so the joke doesn't work as well. But there is that sliver of a chance they do and it fucking haunts me.

#the whole trope just makes me so uncomfortable #again - sorry to those of you who do like it #no shade and you do you #but its like. every angle is Bad to me #hes almost 60 and genuinely being forced to hang out with actual children??? #it's fucking weird #and is so incredibly rude and disrespectful to five because he gets treated as a child when - again - hes a /58 year old man/ #play with that angle a different way - i think there /should/ be some disconnect with how he has to interact with the world #because the world does see a 13yo kid #but you can do that without forcing him into a situation where he has to daily be treated like that and also act like he is a child #have him get kicked out of bars and well-meaning adults ask him where his parents are #sorry this has turned into a rant for my least favorite trope #it just makes me so wildly uncomfortable and requires five to do things i dont think hed do unless under Great Duress #and usually requires the siblings to ignore his agency and age to at least some degree to make it work #anyway - sorry again if this is your jam #i try to stay positive on this blog and let people do what they want because its not my business and i just dont go where i dont like #but apparently this is my One Big Thing #and this is my blog and i can say what i want here #dont let one dude on the internet (me) spoil your bliss if you do like five in high school fics (or anything else i complain about) #ill try to shut up about it now and do my previous tactic of just not engaging with it #ask response

[everiistence]

. i really do not appreciate how stressful school is sometimes ngl

#lol rant time! #probably gonna delete this later #just stupid grade crap lmao read at ur peril? #things i am mad at: myself #as per usual #but also my english teacher. for inputting a 93% as an A- like bro about to drop my gpa??? took him THREE MONTHS to grade my essay #and the semester is ABOUT TO END and he goes and gives me a 50/60 which tanks my 103% (love extra credit) to a 91% #and if all the other assignments he hasn't graded yet get 100s then i have a 93 point something #WHICH IS AN A- #but apparently fanfiction is our final? so i mean maybe i can get away with that. but then again he prob wants us to put freud concepts in #this man is a freud fangirl?? #istg #he gives extra credit a lot though bc quantity over quality #he's kinda weird #anyway i know an A- isn't the end of the world but i have tiger parents amen #also i can't deal w english rn i have to work on raising my chem grade it's like .20 away from being an A but i might have #just bombed yet another test #which could tank me depending on how bad i did #and if i have anything lower than a 91% after the test goes in it won't raise #back to english though im kinda pissed bc he left a comment praising my writing for like 2 paragraphs before going back in and saying BUT #welp anyway if i don't have a 4.0 gpa after this semester my parental units will be forcibly making me quit all my extracurriculars so 🥰 #i don't understand this man tbh sometimes he tells me what im doing is good and then the next day he changes his mind #chem is better bc im actually just bad at it #english is like idk if i can satisfy the schrodinger's grading scale #time to go 1k over the word minimum on every assignment for that extra credit tbh #tbh i was not prepared for high school whatsoever. people think im smart but im just good at bs and memorizing crap #whatever

[elipsi]

at lunch we all talked shit about the dorm's director for like an hour, it was incredibly satisfying

#idk how that man can be so bad at his job #he managed to make 90% of the people here passionately hate him for very fixable shit #like. it's not normal that in the anonymous feedback 35 different people talked about his reign of terror and general incompetence!!! #and they all cited different incidents!!! #there are 60 people living here xklssk #i want to get him fired soooo bad

[lvllns]

he’s at level 40 with cobbled together artifacts what the fuck

#reed.txt #img #reed plays genshin impact #bro how are u so STRONG #shit i really am going to farm beetles and the damn chasm serpent for him aren’t i ffs #he is c3 so technically his skill is level 4 i guess but like. this is whack. he’s so fucking strong holy shit #i have never wanted to c6 a 4 star so bad in my entire fucking life #my bennett is also only level 60 with his burst being level 3 bc i just got him #and kazuha drained all my resources so fkshskshs #still impressed by the 5k bump tbh considering his noblesse set is also kind of cobbled together lmao

[apathyfairy]

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#it’s coming up on 3 years ago to the hour that i hd the worst day of my life when i had to rush my dog to the emergency vet at 2am and then #of course tragic and he died so that’s great and look it’s 3 years later and i’m not over it and tbh i don’t think i ever will be so todays #always a fun day. #people lie when they say that enough time goes by and you just move on or learn to live with pain or whatever and it’s like yeah #you do learn to live with it but it doesn’t get easier you just get used to the pain like. it just becomes part of you and someone you can’t #seperate yourself from anymore like you’re just one in the same with your misery and tragedy and blah blah fucking blah i wish i had died #that night instead #he was the first person animal anything i ever lost and then of course 11 months later my other dog died bc she was 17 and old but i was #miserable all over again obviously. so in 19 months both my dogs died then my grandpa died a v close family friend died my great aunt died #then i found out my ex died then my bird died and it’s just like. how do u go from never losing anyone to losing so much all at once #i know i just sound like a fucking baby but it really just like ended me. all of it and i just can’t like go back to how i was before any of #it. especially my dog the one who died tonight i just can’t because it was so sudden and so just 0 to 60 and i was alone and it was night #time and dark and i didn’t even have a car so my mom had to come pick us up and it wss just my worst fucking nightmare and i know it’s my #fucking fault and there’s nothing i could do then and nothing i can do now obviously and i just want to fucking kill myself #and 3 days ago i dreamt of him and every time i dream about him i’m always like ih my god! you’re alive!! and i think it was all just a bad #dream that he died then i wake up and i remember and it’s like yeah ok. i can’t keep being alive anymore

[mental-skillness]

"This is gonna be my last pack for sure. I'm gonna taper myself off," i say, three days before i get someone to buy me a second pack

#i worked a graveyard shift and on the way home i drove around for 2 hours #and at a gas station i saw a homeless guy ive talked to a few times and paid him to get me a pack #idk i feel bad about it #like he agreed and he got something out of it too but it feels like a shitty thing to have done #like i feel manipulative for it #and on top of that there's the guilt for getting a second pack at all #bc how am i ever gonna quit if i keep doing that? #like i only have a year to stop #because once i turn 21 and have easy access it's gonna be a thousand times harder #and the issue is that i don't WANT to stop #i just don't want to die at 60 from a heart attack #and that's what's gonna happen if i never quit #like heart attacks are one of the most common smoking fatalities #and heart issues already run in my family #and i already take adderall (adhd not recreational) which probably puts strain on my heart even without smoking #but i really really like being able to smoke #i like having something i can fall back on #and it's so easy to imagine a life where i never make myself give that up #and there's also the added benefit that it feels.... validating? in a way? #like it feels like proof that i struggle with shit #bc healthy people aren't addicted to cigarettes #and that almost feels manipulative too #bc i already HAVE proof that i struggle with shit #i take SNRIs every day and have a history of suicidal ideation/behavior going back as far as i can remember #which means this isn't about validation #it's about wanting other people to see that I'm struggling and assume things are worse than they are #and tbh maybe it's about wishing things WERE worse than they are #like if my mental health is bad enough for me to be a smoker then maybe it's bad enough for me to act the way i do #but deep down i know that's not really true #i chose to start smoking and i had to go out of my way to do it

[sephirothmon]

they finally made more of these little polygon bitches. WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCENT

#theyre gonna put in zack. a shinra soldier. A SAVE POINT??? #i guess theyre waiting until the third part of the remake for him. guess that makes sense cuz you get him late game #but like. come ooonnnn i want vincent hes my favorite character :( <- totally not unique opinion #i dont rly wanna wait for eng to get a 60$ box so im probly just gonna buy them off mercari. lot cheaper #i really want cait and cid and mr president...... and yuffie. OH and rude so now he can be with reno :) #i want cait sooo bad hes so cute. cid is too

[elvesofnoldor]

can't believe blackwood farm is just a cheesy text-based supernatural fantasy romance rpg game. quinn is just a blank-slated self-insert player character. He gave off "player character who can be selected as either "male" or "female" on the start-up screen but the choice doesn't impact the story whatsoever because the dialogues and choices would be literally the same" vibe. Meanwhile, lestat, former villain, current anti-hero, now a featured bisexual love interest that everybody calls "playersexual". This book has only one purpose, and it is to let you imagine what's like to want to fuck lestat through the perspective of the most pathetic most livejournal fanfiction.net self-insert character ever who also happens to be a bit louis look-alike. This book is so fucking bad, but at least it's hilarious.

#i feel like any second now quinn is about to tell us that his parents sold him to the one direction when he's 12 #i love that anne rice banned fanfic of her vampire books so she can write bad fanfic of her own books and get paid for it #but honestly i wouldn't want to read a iwtv fanfic anyways #also i suppose amc louis is 60% david + 15% louis + 25% quinn. lmao. whatever #mae overshares #not to be talkign abt anne rice's decades old dusty shitty vampires #when everybody else is obsessed with the cool new tragic man. tumblr's latest favourite blorbo. from bg*3 #but you know. when i finish anne rice's stupid vampire books maybe i will think abt something else #i feel like i probably should have stopped reading after memnoch the devil #but i literally can't stop. i need to know what happens to lestat. nothing good im sure. and he is literally never ok. but i need to know

[neroushalvaus]

Tumblr in the 60s

☮ monkeewholock follow

🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈

🐞 homophilespock follow

SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK

🚀 starrfleet follow

They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.

📻 lesbianbobdylan follow

Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass

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🌻 flowerpower follow

Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes

🌻 flowerpower follow

...i just woke up, why is my askbox full

🌻 flowerpower follow

WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED

🌻 flowerpower follow

guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed

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🎹 nixonsafascist follow

do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard

🎹 nixonsafascist follow

easy website

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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you

🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262

Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Oh no I think she couldn't handle that

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✌ draftdodgerdyke

DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

You should be ashamed of yourself.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

huh??

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Jesus, don't flip your wig

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.

#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft

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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus

idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.

🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow

How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post

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🛼 donovandyke follow

I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!

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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287

Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!

🥁 ringoforpresident follow

it literally does tho

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Another win for us hot guys

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#how do i TAG THIS #can i just tag this ''funny'' or is that patting myself on the back too much #memes #dashboard meme #dash meme #1960s #my friend tirlittan came up with ''draftdodgerdyke'' #i want that fictional blogger carnally #funny #tumblr in the 60s