#I’m a dipshit

[wheresurmoose]

Cut my finger open trying to open a lidocaine patch to put on my back. My dumbass thought it was a great idea to use a steak knife instead of finding scissors. Cool. Especially since the patch wouldn’t stay put anyway and I wound up tossing it in the trash.

#personal #I’m a dipshit #my finger hurts #idk how I’m gonna keep it protected at work today

[nameless-headless]

ok. whatever.

#dragodile #whatever the hell #one piece crocodile #one piece #monkey d dragon #monkey d. luffy #sir crocodile #hell. i’m in hell #in purgatory #the ds just stands for dipshit

[lemongrass77777]

I will never be over the fact that Lily Potter was the one who defeated Voldemort in 1981 and she was never given proper credit for it in canon. We barely even know anything about her and she was the one who defeated the snake faced bitch the first time around. It drives me insane. Lily deserved so much better than what the books ever gave her.

#genuinely #like Harry got him the second time it doesn’t finish his heroism to give Lily proper credit for taking him down in round 1 #after I was done reading book 5(my favorite of the seven books) #I assumed that we would learn a lot more about lily in the next two books #because she’s definitively a good person and she was the one who defeated Voldemort with her love magic #but no! #we barely hear anything about her from slughorn #and Snape #both two men! #we never hear from her female friends or her male friends who weren’t creeps #petunia only says the “you lost a mother but I lost a sister’’ line in a deleted movie scene #Lily is objectively more important to the story than James and we still know so much more about him #I’m not even lilys biggest fan #I think getting with your former friends bully/the person who SA’d them #is a bad thing #even if that former friend was a bigoted dipshit #and even then I’m still furious for her #harry potter #Lily potter #lily evans #marauders era #post

[velmashaircut]

Flashy Flash looking good as per usual ✨

#I like the redraws cause they give me more flashy flash pics #also I see loads of people complain about this chapter but honestly Idm #I’m down for whatever tbh #and also #I love this cocky dipshit so much #one punch man #opm #flashy flash

[averagepsychouser]

Next time I see Vulpes Inculta it’s ON SIGHT.

#I have a score to settle #mmmmm I’m hungry for DIPSHIT LEGIONARIES #FUCK Vulpes Inculta I want him DEAD #SOMEONE KILL THAT ASSHOLE. #my daily routine includes reloading a save where I just blow Vulpes up continuously #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #courier six #caesar’s legion #fnv vulpes #vulpes inculta

[the-meme-monarch]

damn, that sucks. misgendering sucks. I really wish people would remember that frisk/chara/kris' pronouns are they/them

not because they're the fill-in for the player, but because literally everyone calls them those pronouns. jesus.

anyways you're right I wouldn't touch xtale with a 10-foot pole

i appreciate the ask bc someone Literally just gave me the most misinformed and dumb fucking take

#‘I’m trying to be as respectful as possible’ you are telling me #a nonbinary person. that misgendering a nonbinary character isn’t a big deal #also they literally called me annoying? fuck off dipshit #people gotta stop following me and then getting mad that I have firm boundaries #the monarch’s court #also putting your own gender on frisk makes no fucking sense when they also have like. a name and defined look already #if any character was to have a gender based on your own interpretation it would be your vessel. you know. the one you expressly built befor #before being stuck with kris. telling you no one can choose who they are in this world

[sailor-aviator]

Lmao????

Don’t read it then??

It’s literally fiction, my guy. I wasn’t exactly going for complete historical accuracy, and why are you looking for that in fanfiction??

Like the AUDACITY of some people is astounding. Do you think if I was writing for real it would be in 2nd person with y/n? What?

Fuck outta here with that bullshit. Idk why you felt the need to actually comment something except to be mean.

#ao3 #ridiculous #just don’t fucking read it and move on #this was unnecessary #I know I’m a good writer #you think I LIKE typing y/n? #there’s a reason the characters get nicknames dipshit #I hate writing y/n #but I refuse to make ocs because I want everyone to be included #not that there’s anything wrong with ocs #I’m just not interested in making them #if I was gonna make ocs then I wouldn’t be sitting here writing fanfic for y’all #I’d just be writing original fiction #anyway

[femmeclefable]

i would really love for people to stop using trans people as political bargaining chips especially in such heinously racist ways. sorry but the threat of “trump’s” america has been lived already and no it was not remotely near or even slightly comparable to the ongoing genocide of palestinians. liberals are so fucking brain poisoned about voting dude everything is a chess piece to them and the only thing that matters is voting blue no matter who. these people don’t care about palestinians and these people don’t care about transsexuals they care about “voting” because they’ve convinced themselves that’s the only true way to do your civic duty

NOT TO MENTION genocide joe is supporting israel both in lip service and in billions of dollars of funding. republicans and democrats censured rashida tlaib like YESTERDAY so in what way exactly is voting going to fix that?

fuck off fuck off fuck off

#not doing discourse on twitter bc it’s the worst place to discourse #but god i hate this shit so much #you know little trannies you’ll be oppressed too if you don’t vote #i’m oppressed NOW dipshit and you don’t care at all bc the liberal view is that trans issues make elections too complicated #demon devil evil man fuck you #you have a bad candidate you only run bad candidates and then you want to use trans people as your scapegoat when your candidate loses

[gothicprep]

ngl something that tears at my heart a little bit is that a lot of the war related talk rn doesn’t come off to me like it’s coming from a sincere place of compassion for gazans so much as it is a desire to get ~sick ass dunks~ in service of imaginary internet points

#feel like if I were in the position where the idf bombed my home I’d have infinitely less patience for the dunkmeisters #‘well I have nowhere to go but thank god this person online is insulting the biggest dipshit in brooklyn’ #‘btw it’s dark and I’m getting cold’

[gratefulcheeses]

Hi, is this John Piece? Yes well you see I was calmly reading my manga and then I saw a 3 meter tall pink Spanish man. Oh that’s a feature and not a bug? Oh. Okay

#hello one piece fandom I’ve never posted stuff for this but I have loved it for like 5 to 6 years #I’m caught up with the manga which means I. I don’t know what it means actually #one piece #donquixote doflamingo #op doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #do people actually call him doffy?? #Why not flamingo. or Dofla. Or Dipshit #OK SORRY FOR BEING MEAN TO HIM #Also I might draw Corazón too #love that guy #law too? #ok too many promises I have 2 la squadr pieces to finish #so I will do that first. #yippee #mozarellart

[bonefarm]

At that age where I’m politically aware enough and old enough that I just really do not want to be exposed to opinions or memes about 9/11 from people under 20.

#I’m just very turned off by people treating that day and it’s repercussions like a joke #that event probably singularly expanded police power #and did more damage to the Middle East than anything else #ever #like yeah man Toby Keith sucks and Bush was a dipshit #but pleas make an effort to know what brought that day about and the power structures it altered for the worst forever

[nameless-headless]

Sunny’s finally in school

#jupiter family #sunny is not in the drawing but like #oh you know #mgs #mgs4 #metal gear #metal gear fanart #metal gear solid #metal gear solid 4 #solid snake #old snake #hal emmerich #otacon #otasune #snotacon #the ds just stands for dipshit #this drawing included #10 minutes of wondering how you write ‘parent-teacher conference’ #i’m really smart #“oh sunny's just a little smarter than average-” #“SIR YOUR 7 YEAR OLD DESIGNED A WORKING SPACE ROCKET ON LUNCHBREAK”

[lonestar-badash]

Sorry for all the likes… great page!! 🔥

^ sometimes sexy shit

#l-ba #my asks #I’m just a dipshit with a phone #tiktok

[straywyvern]

Yeah yeah I know I’ve already posted these to some servers I’m in but

I Do Not Care >:3

#U WILL LOOK AT THEM AGAIN AND U WILL LIKE IT #unless this is ur first time seeing these idiots. in which case hi #i hope u like my dipshits. 2 of them would kill u without hesitation I’m so sorry #u can prolly guess which ones EHDJDSGSH #Viatrix Hailforge #Ciansin #Daitanhi #guild wars 2 #gw2 #Wynn OC

[paran0rmalphen0mena]

If I had a nickel for every-time I’ve stumbled onto a literal neonazi website while looking for historical records I’d have like…7 nickels???? Seriously what is happening, how do I keep doing this.

#At least they’re well organized? #Seriously whatever dipshit put these together is insanely good at archiving Jesus Christ #Like I’m talking every single radio broadcast/speech recorded available #And books #and old movies???? #I’m going insane #transharmful safe

[lostryu]

is the irony of being a he/him lesbian who is against bi lesbians completely lost on you lol

i originally didn’t wanna answer this because it was so idiotic, but i did want to showcase this particular brand of stupidity to tumblr so the rest of us can point and laugh. imagine thinking that being a he/him lesbian makes us “man lite” or “man adjacent.” just say you have a shitty concept of gender and GNC people and go

#lesbophobia #‘bi-lesbian’ #y’all are so fucking stupid #imagine thinking that he/him means i’m a man #and imagine thinking that lesbians can be into men #you have an absolute caveman concept of gender and sexuality and it shows #also i think you should come off anon so i can laugh at you proper #or are you too pussy to say this to my face you fucking dipshit