#I'm getting second hand embarrassment

[saturniidace]

fucking. footloose?

#i'm getting second hand embarrassment #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers

[voiceswithoutlips]

H E L P

I recently moved and my new roommate's boyfriend came to visit and DEAR LORD HELP they're being lovey dovey and like do you want me to leave??????????????????? PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF ✋

#help #third wheeling so hard #someone kidnap me #I'm getting second hand embarrassment

[pollyna]

Husband reveals but in the most normal way ever: Mav forgets his lunch home twice, and Tom drops by because he can't have a starving husband, even less for such an important mission. The first time he's wearing civvies and the daggers are far away to not notice him at all, the second one Ice is still in full uniform when he strolls in the cafeteria, drops Mav's lunch on the table, kisses his lips and "I'm not your errand boy, next time you forgot your lunch it's on you" to which Mav smiles dopey "whatever you say, Iceman. Eat with me?". How could Tom say no?

All around them, nobody moves because the Commander of the fucking Pacific Fleet is sharing a sandwich with their captain. And they kissed.

#another husband reveals prompt? yep. love them need them bc i had a very not good afternoon and i have a headache that's getting worst #lemme live with all the fluff possible #one day i'm going to learn the abbreviation of ice's title #for now i just want him alive #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #the dagger squad goes: 😳😶🧐🫨🫣😲🤯 #and cyclone goes: 🫠😔😒🤢 why not me #bradley is like eating is lunch and trying v hard to not succumb to second hand embarrassment #until he doesn't say 'hi dad' out loud #in the meanwhile ice and mav are: 🥰☺️😚🥵🙈❤️‍🔥👬👨‍❤️‍👨🫶 #otp: things get old our love is gold

[majimasleftasscheek]

kiryu making an ass out of himself with the first thing that comes to mind…

finally, substory accurate

god I love that for him 😊

#he's so embarrassing I get second hand cringe and I'm the one that drew it kdlkldkd #he's either a goober or has unflinching confidence #I'm love hims...

[starliteonearth]

Controversial opinion but I don't consider Mahito a "great" villain. He's a great foil to Yuji but a legitimately good villain? On principle? Idk. Personally, I feel like what separates him from Sukuna and Kenjaku, who are also horrible people, is that they actually stand on business. They do something terrible, they stand on it. Ten toes down. Mahito turning tail and begging for his life at the end was frankly just embarrassing. You want to shed tears and plead for mercy? Tough shit bitch. You don't get to cry. You did all those fucked up things, OWN IT.

And I know his munchers will argue that he's technically just a child in curse years but that further proves my point. He's a spoiled child, running around unchecked, committing all these atrocities, and getting away with them. Then he gets smacked in the face with consequences of his actions- finding out after fucking around -and he can't handle it at all. He completely crumbles. However, unlike a child, he knew full well what he was doing, so I actually needed Yuji to curbstomp his ugly raggedy ass some more.

#him crying and being so pathetic #was actually so embarrassing #like put the tears and snot away viola davis #and gather yourself please #i'm getting second hand embarrassment just looking at you #he isn't worthy of the good villain title #he's just a shitty person idc #mahito #jjk mahito #itadori yuji #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #sukuna #sukuna ryomen #kenjaku

[dawnthefluffyduck]

*peeks behind corner*

*leaves*

...of course, I should mention that this was only possible with the help of @patchwork-crow-writes; he helped me with the final stage of writing and gave me a ton of good feedback+writing tips, and was just super encouraging during the entire writing process. It'd never get done, much less posted, without his help, so thank you again Mr. Crow!

#i said i was going to sleep on my alt #i lied #i feel very anxious posting this so i will absolutely not be resting easy #BUT #I'm proud of it being done #its just like posting fanart for the first time #i felt super embarrassed about it at first #now im drawing fluffy princes on my hands at work and throwing it up here without a second thought #just gotta adjust to it i guess #okay but I'm like actually falling asleep at my desk though im gonna get a cookie and go to sleep for real now #night night yall #deltarune #ralsei #kris #fanfiction #new tag new tag woohoo

[trillscienceofficer]

not to be a hater again so soon after angryposting about the Picard show last night but to me this is genuinely the most ridiculous promotional picture of Seven since like '98

#no offense but what the fuck is it even #can't even look at it i'm getting too much second-hand embarrassment #pic

[bumblingbabooshka]

your stonn/t'pring fics are so good!!!! i love them a lot and thank you for writing them <333

Thank you!! The Stonn/T'Pring-Spock dynamic is literally 'I would find you in any lifetime' vs '...to get another divorce' to me and I love it. Let Stonn appear more prominently in SNW to cement this into canon!

(them in my newest fic)

#Stonn/T'Pring #T'Pring holds out her hands - marriage in one and divorce in the other #I'm glad people like those fics~!! I really enjoy writing them <3 eve n though I make them anonymous bc I get embarrassed!!!! #Q&A #kind anon #so much angst potential in T'Pring/Stonn...sorry guys the straight forbidden love got me v_v yeeeaahh they got my ass again #Star Trek: -showing me two people who cannot be together- and they were Vulcans #Me: -picking up Tuvok/T'Pel and T'Pring/Stonn- oh my god...and they were Vulcans.... #I love Vulcan marriage and Vulcan love WHAT CAN I SAY #Gonna kill me?? Gonna stonn a guy to death for relishing in the description of rooms and houses??? #Anyway thank you so much anon~!! Made my day <3 #bee doodles #though based on how SNW writes male characters I'll bet Stonn will have to cheat on her in 2 seconds flat

[im-goin-mad]

what business did like 12 y/o me have reading a kinky alice in wonderland au

#i mean it's not horrible #but i just get so much #second hand embarrassment #i don't like this kinda book anymore for a reason #young adult fantasy #young adult romance #or whatever genre this is #also i'm so sick of this #love triangle #i need the boy rivals to kiss and stfu #no but seriously #i've grown so much as a person lmao #former gifted kid #book nerd #a g howard #splintered series #splintered #unhinged #ensnared #literature

[thsc-confessions]

"You want cringe confession? ILL GIVE YOU CRINGE CONFESSION-"

"Directly after finding THSC, I went by "Reginald Simp" for something like a month. Turns out I just had IMMENSE gender envy." submitted by @the-starry-inkwell

#usually I'd cut out the beginning part of the confession #but the “you want a cringe confession? I'LL GIVE YOU A CRINGE CONFESSION😈” was kinda funny to me so I left it in HEHDRHCJ #anywayz I'm getting second hand embarrassment from that I'm so sorry you have my condolences #thsc #mod dave #thsc confession #thsc confessions #reginald copperbottom #@/the-starry-inkwell

[fortyfive-forty]

every time i post new writing i am consumed with the angst of being percieved

#ppl are always so nice in the comments so idk why i ever feel this way #but i'm just like 'oh god what if someone reads this and gets second hand embarrassment from how bad it is' LIKE #literally wtf who cares but also i care deeply and i just want ppl to enjoy what i write 😭 #but in order to do that i have to actually POST so people can READ it #but if i post then people CAN read it and that's horrifying #anyways lol #goodnight

[oscar-hourglass-piastri]

this interview with lewis is so awkward

#the second hand embarrassment i'm getting rn #lewis hamilton #chinese gp 2024 #formula 1

[lee-vi6]

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#another random thing #this happened a couple days ago now but it keeps popping up in my mind #i was hanging with friends and we were talking about if being left handed makes you left footed #i was like “ohh i don't actually know if i'm left footed just because im left handed hmm” #and then this one girl who i am friends with but not close tells me to stand up and face away from her #im obviously very apprehensive as to what she's about to do #the second i turn my back on her she shoves me #not hard at all #just enough to jolt me forward unexpectedly #and my right foot comes forward first to steady myself instead of my left one sooo she says i'm right footed #and then i obviously sit down like nothing happened #BUT #the question is...why was i like??? turned on????? #i'm not attracted to her physically at all so its not even about her but just what happened to me if that makes sense #do i just enjoy getting manhandled and pushed around that much??? that i dont care which gender does it?? #goddamn #i cant even put into words how it makes me feel when i remember it and its a bit embarrassing to admit #im just getting such butterflies in my stomach (and pussy)

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

It took about 5 minutes for this guy to figure out Chifuyu's an idiot.

He may be an idiot but he's our idiot.

#tokyo revengers #tokrev #matsuno chifuyu #chifuyu matsuno #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers spoilers #chifuyu please #just stop making bad decisions #I'm getting second hand embarrassment over here

[bellamyroselia]

Like most people, Pit doesn't remember much of his early years. Many times when he thought he was recounting his first time experiencing something or meeting someone, Palutena left out a small laugh quickly followed by "That's not how I remember it". Most of the time she refused to elaborate what she meant by that, but sometimes she did tell Pit something new - like how during their first meeting, Pit had had the audacity to pull Palutena's hair and then laugh at her when she had yelped in pain. He had tried to apologize, only for Palutena to assure him that everything had been forgiven long ago and it was now nothing more than a funny story to think back on whenever she needed something to laugh at. Pit found it weird yet comforting at the same time; it wasn't really something he'd happily look back into, but if it brought joy to Palutena maybe it wasn't all that bad after all. Everyone needed good memories to look back into.

Occasionally when he was dreaming, Pit found himself recounting past events in his head. Some memories were good, others bad, at times they were so hazy he had hard time understanding what was actually going on. Usually he however had a grasp of what actually happened, but this night was shaping out to be different. It was the night following the day after Palutena had told him about the hairpulling incident when Pit had a dream in which the events she had described happened exactly as she had told to him excluding few differences - most surprisingly there was one other person in the room, a man Pit didn't remember ever meeting but who felt familiar anyway. He too was laughing at Palutena's reaction and when he raised his hands, Palutena gladly handed the younger boy to him, much to the joy of the child as well. Something inside Pit felt warm and fuzzy as he watched the younger version of himself happily babble to the man while he pretended to understand, and he wasn't quite sure what it was.

After that night, more forgotten memories resurfaced every so often. All of them were simple and casual, with nothing all that important ever happening; sometimes he was drawing, other times he was trying to eat food from the floor, couple of times Palutena was there as well to laugh at his antics. Only thing that was always there was the man watching over him, and it was clear to Pit that he meant a lot for his younger self. Considering the way he always looked at the little boy, the feeling seemed to be mutual and at times Pit couldn't help but feel a bit jealous of his younger self for all the positive attention he received. It however always quickly gave a way to the familiar warm and fuzzy feeling, though now it was also mixed with a hint of sadness. By each new memory Pit came to understand that feeling better; he was yearning, yearning for something he had forgotten, for someone who was no longer with him, for this spesific form of happiness to be present in his life again. And just like that the dreams seemed to end, as if there was nothing left to remember anymore.

It would take a while before Pit would be dreaming of a forgotten memory again, and this time it wasn't nearly as pleasant as the last ones. His younger self was quietly sobbing in Palutena's arms while the goddess did her best to calm him down, and she wasn't looking to be in the best state of mind herself either. She kept repeating that things would be okay, but it just left Pit more confused; what had just happened?

For following months, it felt like dreams actively avoided Pit. Between the fragmented memories he had had normal dreams like everyone else, yet now nothing seemed to await him when he fell asleep. All that did was give the yearning room to grow even stronger, for Pit desperately tried to cling into the warmth he had felt back then. Did some part of him want to forget it all? If so, why? He would end up finding that out soon.

The next time Pit fell asleep, he was pleasantly surprised to find out that he was indeed dreaming, only for that feeling to quickly fade. He realized that he was in the exact same room he had been the last time he had remembered something, where Palutena had tried to comfort his younger self; Pit couldn't help but feel like everything was going to fall apart soon, he just wasn't sure how it would happen. His younger self was playing with his toys in the adult-sized bed, blissfully ignorant of what would soon fall upon him - and it did indeed happen quite soon, as the door to the room opened and a familiar figure walked in, now donned in armor rather than the casual tunics Pit remembered him wearing. His younger self didn't seem to realize that, looking just as happy as usual and wobbled to him, where he then would pick the toddler up. He hugged Pit's younger self, kissed his forehead and then he said something that would keep on haunting the young angel. Prior to this, Pit had never heard anything the man had said in the memories clearly, so hearing him say "I'm so lucky to have you" to his younger self made his heart to skip a beat. He was so focused on that single sentence that he couldn't pay any attention to other things he was saying, everything else was trivial at the moment. And for that silent moment everything felt perfect, only thing breaking the tender moment being a yawn by Pit's younger self. The man laughed and kissed the toddler's forehead again, only for the child to grumpily pull his hair this time. The man laughed a second time before speaking again: "You do know that I have to go, do you?"

Pit's younger self said something, but the only thing present Pit could make out of the toddler's words was an extremely displeased "Don't". The words were soon followed by another yawn, and the man hugged the child one more time before putting him down to the bed, giving him a stuffed toy dog and patting his head.

"I'll be back before you wake up, okay? I'll be back soon", he said and Pit's younger self seemed to now be convinced, as all the toddler now said was a quiet "Okay" while thightly grasping his plush toy. Pit didn't know exactly what would happen next, but what he did know was that this was the last time they would see each other - he would soon enough be crying in Palutena's arms while she tried to comfort him, and the man whose attention and love he had been yearning for past few months would vanish into thin air. The young angel's heart was aching, he wanted to run to the man, scream for him to not leave, but his feet felt heavy and throat dry all the sudden, leaving him both still and voiceless. All Pit could do was watch as he put on a helmet and left the room, all the while his younger self was too sleepy to protest. Once his younger self finally fell asleep in the dream, Pit found himself waking up in the real world. It didn't take long for him to realize that he had been crying.

Was this why Palutena never elaborated on anything, because she knew what yearning was and what it felt like to yearn for something or someone?

#a quick phone drabble to distract me from the fact that I'm sick #my writing #drabble #very much just me writing the first things that came to my mind & letting it flow from there #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #ki #kiu #pit #this was originally meant to be funny. as in 'palu tells pit some embarrasing childhood memories & he's horrified' #maybe pittoo getting some second hand embarrassment in the side #and then it turned angsty all the sudden because apparently i like making pit suffer. damn. #me when i'm supposed to write something funny and then make pit yearn for a war god: 😅😅😅 #though would pittoo get second hand yearning in this case? 🤔

[cave-monkey]

The very first episode of the series (not the pilot, the episode that tricked me into skipping the pilot on accident) going straight there by showing Monkey King standing on a mountain of war casualties and broken standards as a physical representation of his fuck-off huge body count in dramatic reds was a very bold choice...right before our wise mentor abruptly remembers just who he's talking to and frantically pivots the subject lol.

...Also, him casually grooming MK was incredibly cute.

#lego monkie kid personal #sun wukong #'beat up' uh-huh #mr monkey king I'm pretty sure that there's an arrow sticking through that one's head #I'm weak for Sun Wukong actually getting to act like a monkey in any medium all right #he's all grabby and pushy too and I'm living for it #it made getting through the second-hand embarrassment of this episode possible #I'm loving MK so far but good lord. this was tough. #reasons I will not be commenting on episode 2 at all #that took a few days of pause and start if I'm being honest #(also oh hey Macaque)