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dango-daikazoku · 7 months

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best purchase of my life

#i'm moaning and drooling it smells so good and no burning smoke smell aahhh yeah babyyyyyy #i'm huffing and puffing #now if only i could find more of these candles #i've smelled many a candle and none are as good as these one i got for black friday :'(

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skellagirl · 3 months

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help help help I can't stop drawing gay lawyers

Trucy should be brown and I'll die on that hill

The fact that Klavier is 5'11" and Apollo is 5'5" 🥹 I love a height difference

I am convinced they drew Valant's hair Like That (tm) in-game because otherwise we would have all fallen madly in love with him

Wesley is my favorite witness in Apollo Justice, I'm so sorry for my shit taste 😔

I've drawn Godot without a mask before but I wanted to do it Again because I am still enamored with the idea of him having white eyelashes

Aromantic Miles means so much to me

I get that it's probably just the way they drew his jacket but why is Miles's little court sprite so caked though 😭

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dracocheesecake · 11 months

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Adding on to father-figure! Kai x reader: imagine if you almost got hurt, and after Kai rescues you from the danger he immediately sets you down somewhere and begins yelling at you, pacing back and forth in front of you, just giving you the scolding of a lifetime, sentences punctuated by stomping and bull-snorting. Eventually he seems to pause, inhales, and then dismisses you:

"Now get out of my sight. I have nothing else to say."

You turn to go, only for him to immediately start tearing into you again all "YOU KNOW WHAT?! NO, I STILL HAVE ALOT TO SAY GET BACK HERE-" And then he just rambles and lectures at you, basically saying the exact same thing just in a different iteration for several hours on end, adding the occasional "Oh? What? You think you're feeling bad now? Imagine how you made me feel! I'm not even alive anymore and you almost gave me a heart attack!!!" If he sees you show even the slightest amount of displeasure at being upbraided for so long. Then he finally dismisses dismisses you with a "And Don't. Do. That. AGAIN! Understood?!"

#kung fu panda #general kai #general kai x reader #headcanons #obviously this wouldn't be fun to sit through but it's hilarious to imagine him just rambling and raving about how worried he was #when he's been insisting he doesn't care about you at all #and just overall acts like a dad #including the angry gestures as he talks #stomping around and huffing and puffing just venting his worry #apologies if this is incoherent I'm over-caffinated

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dreamlogic · 3 days

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everybody clap for me. today i asked my surgeon to resubmit a referral that fell through in march for trigger point injections, and called to ask about getting set up with a new therapist after mine moved practices at the end of february & got put on a waitlist, AND i got over an EIGHT YEAR LONG MENTAL BLOCK and called my dentist to sheepishly ask for a comprehensive exam to get caught up on my tooth care.

the older i get, the less self care looks like lazy days & little treats & ignoring stressful obligations, and the more it looks like dragging myself kicking and screaming through all the tedious yet necessary bullshit of being an adult who's fully responsible for my own well-being.

#ctxt #gripping myself by the shoulders huffing and puffing 'by the gods we are going to get you adequate healthcare today'#at some point in the near future i'm gonna have to direct this energy towards 🤢 getting a job 🤮#but for now i've earned a rest and a cookie for being so so so sooo brave about taking care of my health & calling 5 million doctors

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thetrolltolls · 1 year

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charlie proposing to frank

#Okay let me be honest in the tags #i'm posting this because charlie is hot here! There i said it #if we ignore frank huffing and puffing in the back #charlie looks so....#🧎🏻‍♀️#that's all #charlie kelly #frank reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #iasip #mac fights gay marriage #shut up shannon

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natjennie · 1 year

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"don't count on the fucking woodsman- I'm sorry I cursed I'm sorry I cursed I'm sorry I cursed" OH YLFA MY BELOVED

#I just need my mom to open the door.#I'm gonna sob #'everything normal everything's back to normal everyone's happy'#oh ylfa sweetie #THE MONSTROUSNESS OF YOUNG WOMEN #d20 #d20 neverafter #she huffed and puffed.......

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littleragondin · 5 months

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Feeling victimized by tumblr right now because I am only allowed 10 little audio players per post. How am I supposed to fit all of my faves with those restrictions tumblr?? Like less music??? Unthinkable.

#huffing and puffing and grumbling like an cartoon owl #i'm going to have to rethink the whole post now!!#a tragedy #music #/rant

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ilkitie · 5 months

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this 2 hours of day''light'' bullshit is getting me, not gonna lie. it's dim at its brightest and i want my sun back.

#i am eating my vitamin supplements and getting sleep and and and #i'm so IRRITABLE #kicking huffing puffing and stomping my feet #shouting into the void #i love north BUT

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goldenpeng · 7 months

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I'm still sick and rather "sick" of it. I'll still need to drag my ass to the library today, but I fully intend on chilling for the rest of the day. Hoping to get some writing done here and on yunarise!! I'm having lots of muse and want to make use of it.

#––– ❛ ramblings 【 ooc. 】#just shopping took a lot out of me earlier #i'm angrily huffing and puffing over here #shakes me fist in the air

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yoiku · 11 months

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that's chapter 3 in the bag. that means 71 pages in total finished so far, and that's already a crazy number to me. almost halfway to what i have drafted so far, so i guess after summer with the bookbinding done by then, it's time to go back to storyboarding. Funny thing is that I'd really want to draw some illustrations in between but once the comic gears have started moving it cannot be stopped until i hit some sort of wall with it, lol. still, i'm gonna try and see if i could just do some sketches for the next few days at least, before starting to tackle chapter 4.

#i'm huffing and puffing look at me go #shut up yoi

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nocturnalhumour · 11 months

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li susu must’ve had a pussy of steel because if that were ME hanging around a sad, tortured atticwife as beautiful as tantai jin i woulda said FUCK the fate of the world and rode that shit like i stole it the instant he batted those eyelashes at me

#till the end of the moon #i'm rewatching select scenes and huffing and puffing like i just ran a mile #everytime he smiles like a minx with a secret i just get so mad #violently transfixed #how dare they do this to me #lyx how dare YOU do this to me

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cowdragons · 9 months

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i'm going to get better at talking to people!! i'm going to talk to people!!!! and message them! and maybe even hang out a little!!!

the only one who can improve my situation is me and im GONNA GET BETTER !!!!!!!!

#RAAAUUUUGH #living in wisconsin visibly trans is barely living but i cant keep letting myself die!!!#not being able to make friends in public means i need friends other ways!! i cant keep going and ignoring how hard i'm yearning! to live!!#SCREAMS #huffing and puffing #my sittyation SUCKS but i can make the most of it GOD DAMMIT #>:I #i need to be friends with freaks and weirdos and lovers. applications appreciated #ive let my social life wither and die and understandably a major contributor has been my mental and physical health BUT #i have an oppurtunity to CHANGE IT and i GOTTA TRY #lays down #lays down lays down lays down #moo.txt

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ilaiyayaya · 5 months

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I Am So Mad rn frfr

I hate that my mental health always takes a massive drop around this time of the year. The worst part is like, it's not even like normal seasonal depression, I like fall and winter and like as soon as Christmas is done I'm fine again for the rest of the winter months. But god I fucking can't take having to see my family like once every week or 2 for a full 3 months from the start of October to the end of December because there's always either a holiday or one of their birthday's. At least I narrowly avoided one of the 2 worst days, Thanksgiving, because I had work as an excuse 🎉🎉🎉 unfortunately I don't have work on Christmas and because I avoided them for Thanksgiving I am going to be hearing shit over that on top of the normal things that make me want to die. I am actually at my fucking limit of dealing with these people, the last time I saw them I got extremely close to having a meltdown and fighting my uncle. If I hear a single fucking thing this time about my fucking hair, or my ear-piercing, or my job, or the way I fucking walk, or if one of them say I look like a [REDACTED] because of any of those things I'm gonna fucking lose it. I fucking hate my entire dad's side of my family and I can't fucking escape them in my current situation and yet my mom's side of my family is mostly great and I don't have a problem with a majority of them, unfortunately I haven't been able to talk to any of them in several years and trying to get in contact with any of them would give an easy way for my mother to find me which would potentially put my life in danger so yea that's cool.

At least after Christmas I'll be done with them for a while so just 1 more week and it'll all be over, and as long as I'm out of my father's house by this time next year, which there's no reason why I shouldn't be aside from my own incompetence (which is a really big obstacle, I can't do shit right), I won't have to see any of them ever again. Just 1 more week 1 more week only 1 more I can do it I'll live no more holidays after that I can survive 1 week surely I won't go on a psychotic rampage within that little amount of time.

AND last night someone I haven't talked to in like 6 months randomly messaged me on Discord minutes before I was about to go to sleep wanting to call, and I regrettably said sure. This was like 5 hours before I was supposed to go to work too and the entire like 2 hours he had me trapped in the call I was just desperately trying to find an excuse out (even tho I literally had a very valid excuse of having work the next morning) and of course I did not get a single moment of sleep afterwards because it was too late by the time I got out and was tired af the entire day (I have still not slept since then because I am very smart and take very good care of myself and always get sufficient sleep and I have work again in 6 hours).

The call itself was completely fucking miserable too, there is a reason I haven't talked to this person in 6 months and absolutely should not have agreed to talk but I suck and can't say no to anything ever. Immediately like 1 minute in they start telling me about how they think some girl at a bookstore they go to is flirting with them, which like, on it's own, if it was actually happening, like that's fine, whatever, cool, but then the snowball really starts when he mentions her age as "probably in her early 20s" (he's like, at least 35 (which again, normally I don't care, fine on it's own)), and I blanked out really fucking hard for 90% of that call so I don't even remember everything he said about her after that, but I do remember him progressively changing her age as he kept talking to "probably 20" then "at least 18" and then after that kinda implying but not outright stating that she's possibly not even 18. This entire time I was pretty much not saying a word except like "yea" and "uh-huh" and like other completely meaningless responses, so it just felt like he was having an internal debate with himself over whether he should try to go after this potentially underaged retail worker except instead of it being internal it was out loud, to me. What's fucking worse is the conclusion he came to was that like, he "doesn't really care about how others perceive him at this point" in reference to trying to hit on this probably underage retail worker. I feel really bad for that bookstore clerk she probably literally was just trying to do a job that she has to do and now this creep thinks she's into him. AAAAAAAAAA AND I'M THE FUCKING WORST BECAUSE THE ENTIRE TIME THE MOST I SAID WAS LIKE "yea I probably wouldn't do that, but like it's your life I can't stop you" INSTEAD OF TAKING A HARD STANCE AND JUST SAYING OUTRIGHT TO FUCK OFF AND DIE.

After they finally finished being the biggest creep I have had to talk to in months they just started talking about a bunch of random games they'd been playing, and they got really hung up on Baldur's Gate 3 specifically, they fuckin' hate it. I should preface this part with, I have mentioned to this person once in the past that I am nonbinary and trans and they were kinda weird about it then and I just didn't ever bring it up after that, but they still definitely knew unless they just forgot. So like, idk anything about Baldur's Gate, or D&D as a whole, but I've heard 3 is good, and so when he first brought it up I said "I haven't played it but I have literally only heard good things about it" big mistake, this instantly led to him listing off every issue he had with the game, specifically it's writing, and how much he hates that they added the ability to choose your pronouns because it's a classic fantasy game and pronoun choice doesn't make sense in a D&D-style fantasy world (even though I thought like the entire point of D&D was making your own character whatever the fuck you want it to be). He also really didn't like that you can be in a polyamorous relationship in 3 and brought up an example of like, some character in 2 would never be in a poly relationship, and if you chose them as your partner they would probably kill you if you tried going out with anyone else, but like, that character isn't in 3 as far as I'm aware, and also like, just because it wasn't in 2 doesn't mean they can't add it in 3, actually that was like the crux of most of his points he just really didn't like anything that was even slightly different than Baldur's Gate 2. Also side note but that character he brought up from 2 I do not remember the name of at all and every single time he brought her up he was like "surely you know her, you've definitely seen her there's tons of rule 34 of her" sorry but no I haven't seen the porn of a random character that I didn't even know existed and I don't know why you assume I have. Anyways now I have a reason to play Baldur's Gate 3 and never touch Baldur's Gate 1 or 2 entirely out of spite.

I don't know why the fuck he just randomly wanted to talk to me and have these specific fucking conversations with me of all people but now I've had to spend the last 20 hours thinking about how much that call pissed me off so that's fun. God I fucking wish I had some basic fucking social ability to tell someone to fuck off without worrying about, literally nothing, just completely nebulous anxiety, I had literally no reason not to just leave the call and tell him not to message me again as soon as he started being weird BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE A SHIT HOW SOMEONE WHO IS THAT MUCH OF A PIECE OF SHIT REACTS TO ME TELLING THEM TO SHUT UP WHY THE FUCK AM I LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAA I'M JUST FUCKING BLOCKING HIM NOW LIKE I SHOULD HAVE LAST NIGHT AAAAAAAAA. At least in this case I can just easily block him and be done with it, I'm not friends with anyone he knows anymore and I already hadn't been talking to him but like, ugh.

#let's go only 4 more hours until I have to be up for work again let's see how long I can keep the no sleep train going #no I don't need therapy or meds all I need is jerma house flipper streams #if judge makes “handgina” -10 points #god i can't wait for january so i can hopefully not constantly feel like shit anymore and also actually enjoy winter #I'm so mad I'm so mad #I'm huffing and puffing im stomping and puffing i'm so mad #oh im so infuriated im so mad im stomping #oh ive never been so mad ohhhhh ive never been so enraged #girlboss moment #gamer moment

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spaceportfloozy · 2 years

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been doing a lot of hiking the last few weeks

#i'm so out of shape it's insane but still having a good time through the huffing and puffing #my face

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softspiderling · 2 months

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chaotic (and a little silly) pogue reader who never fails to surprise rafe with her dumbass hot takes, even like a year into the relationship.

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sometimes you get extremely specific cravings and immediately have to get them. you wake up fairly early in the morning, rafe's arms around your waist, pressed into your back, his breath tickling your neck as he sleeps.

"rafe"

no reaction.

"rafe."

you pinch his bicep and he groans, burrowing even deeper into your side.

"sleeping. 's too early."

"i'm hungry"

"let me sleep in and i'll buy you anything you want for breakfast.... later."

“i don’t need you to buy me anything,” you insist, wriggling in his arms, “i just need you to let go of me so i can get out of bed and get some soup.”

rafe groans again, not loosening his grip around you and you start to think that he fell asleep again, before he lets go of you, huffing and puffing. you press a kiss to his cheek, before you get out of bed.

“can’t even sleep in peace” you hear rafe mutter as you pad to the bathroom to go do your morning business, before heading to the kitchen downstairs.

it doesn’t take long for rafe to get up again, not having been able to get back to sleep now that you’re gone. he’s also not sure if he heard you correctly, wanting soup for breakfast, but figures that he probably dreamt it. after taking a piss and brushing his teeth, he goes downstairs, hearing you tinkering in the kitchen. you’re sitting on the counter, knees up to your chest as you are eating out of your bowl.

“morning baby,” he sighs, kissing your head with a smack and going to make himself a coffee.

“morning grumpy”

rafe rolls his eyes, turning the espresso machine on, before he pauses, turning back to you.

“… did you say you wanted soup for breakfast?”

“I did,” you answer, pouring some more cereal out of the box into your bowl. “i am.”

rafe stares at you, a little slow. he hasn’t had his coffee yet. “what?”

“cereal… breakfast soup.” you continue on, unperturbed, as if you just haven’t said the most insane thing rafe’s ever heard.

“you’re eating cereal,” rafe repeats. “cereal’s not soup”

you lift your head, a frown on your forehead. “cereal is soup. it’s a liquid dish and you eat it with a spoon”

rafe blinks, because you’re definitely not right, but somehow you’re also not wrong, and he’s not quite sure what to say, so he just sighs and turns back to his espresso machine. as the ground coffee falls into the portafilter, he runs a hand over his head, turning to you over with shoulder with narrowed eyes.

“you should hang out less with jj, i feel like he’s starting to rub off on you, and i’m not sure if i like that.”

you only snort into your soup.

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#rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron #rafe #rafe x reader #drew starkey #obx #outer banks #soupgate

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giamee · 7 days

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𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄!

... aka fictional boyfriends as things my pet cat does lmfao

༊*·˚ featuring ➻ my genshin, hsr & jjk faves

༊*·˚ gia's notes ➻ switching up the layout bc i can teehee... also this one is kinda slop cos its just every character on my masterlist oop. N E WAYS i found out that im allergic to my cat but love is pain and i am a masochist so here we are

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 DOESN'T RESPOND UNLESS YOU CALL HIM BY HIS NICKNAME.

he's leaning against your kitchen counter, fingers tapping against it as he's poised so deliberately to give off the impression that everything he's doing is so absent-minded. the way he's scrolling through his feed so aimlessly, just tuned out from the world, including you and your futile attempts at getting his attention.

you call his name, tug at his sleeve, and you don't miss the mischievous smirk on his lips as he glances up at you.

"i don't know who that is, sorry, i hope you find him though."

it's infuriating, sometimes, when he lets his more playful side out. but you know him well, and you play along, not being able to help the smile that fights to stay on your lips.

"well then, my beloved, could you help me look for him?"

and there's an instant change from him, back straightening as he stops leaning against your counter, arms open wide to receive you, a beam on his face.

"gladly, my love."

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ kaveh, welt, dan heng, luocha, GETO

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 GETS EXTRA AFFECTIONATE AND CUDDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

no matter as to whether you had gone to bed with him or before, you're woken up prematurely in the middle of the night at the sensation of your body being moved, ever so gently, across the sheets, closer towards a warm body that nestles itself solidly behind you.

you're barely awake, but you smile to yourself at the newfound comfort, having drifted away as you slept, and now happily reunited.

"i missed you," he breathes against your ear, turning his head to dip down and press kisses to your cheek. you smile, nose scrunching at the ends of his hair that tickle your skin, but welcome it nonetheless.

his arm slips around you, keeping you safely anchored to him, and he lets out a contented hum that almost sounds like he's purring, chest solid against your back.

"you're acting like you've come back from war," you murmur, and he can hear the way you tease even in your half asleep state.

"every second away from you is agony, my love."

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ DILUC, alhaitham, JING YUAN, choso, NANAMI

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 RANDOMLY BITES AND HEADBUTTS YOU.

sure, there's doing something unexpected to grab your attention, but it catches you off guard every. single. time.

he has seemingly no regard for whatever it is that you're doing- you're cooking something? he sneaks up behind you, teeth sinking into your shoulder before he slinks away like it never happened.

trying to get work done? he comes up to you, using his head to poke you and offering no explanation as he walks away.

it's ... endearing, to say the least. it comes from a place of love, that's for sure. make no mistake that you like to bite him too, but he still manages to one-up you each time.

while it started off as surprising in the early days of your relationship, over time you've adapted to it, now even offering a body part for him to headbutt as a greeting.

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ cyno, WRIOTHESLEY, neuvillette, BLADE, toji, HIGURUMA

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND WHINES IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM ENOUGH ATTENTION.

"babyyyy, i'm bored."

you don't have to turn around to know that he's pouting, some grown ass man acting like a toddler in hopes that you'd pay attention to him. you can't help but roll your eyes, what with him pushing the limit between cute and aggravating for the past half an hour or so.

ever since you had invited him over and he practically let himself in, he had basically followed you from room to room, huffing and puffing as you focused on your work instead of entertaining him.

and as you finally settled in your room, at your desk, you watched out of the corner of your eye as he flopped down onto your bed, his head dangling off the edge as he scrolled through his phone half-heartedly.

and you had to admit, he looked cute like that. you bite back your smile as you see him glance up at you to see if you're looking at him before flopping back down on the bed with a huff.

you'll be done soon, then you'll give him all the attention he wants.

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ CHILDE, thoma, sampo, gepard, GOJO

IF YOU LIKED THIS, TRY ... enjoy the silence!

an introduction to your new roommate dan heng, and the guitar that he loves to play so much

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