#ITS A VERY BAD JOKE

[creative-chaos-apparently]

“Horses were saved at the cost of the senate’s respect” what about the horse that was a senator 🤨

whooo doggy okay. Several layers to this joke:

There’s a famous song that has the lyrics “save a horse RIDE a cowboy.” You may see where I’m going with this and if you ain’t then maybe you shouldn’t be here

The ancient romans believed that any man who submitted during sexual acts with other men was of lower status. By riding a cowboy, the senate would lose respect for octavius

save a horse, ruin a Roman legatus’s reputation

#any weather jedtavius #Ask #natm #ITS A VERY BAD JOKE

[bimbocore]

On god? Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Lore??

THE LORE IS THAT I MADE A YDKJ FLAVORED SHITPOST ABOUT IT... i reblogged it recently but you can find it in my jude.txt tag

#jude.ask #IM SORRY... #its a very bad joke

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!! #baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december? #once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts? #but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!! #wow thats a long set of tags

[witchspeka]

I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:

#HAVE SOME STANDARDS GIRL DAMN #i want this relationship to work out too but this aint it #how do we relationship #cine te a intrebat #uhmmm theres SPOILERS past this tag in case u care to read this yourself just a quick warning #i kid i joke but this scene fucks me up i like how this manga handles queerness. it shows how messy and painful it can be #like we already got a bit of that with sae and her relationship with sex but this mmmmmm this one i didnt see coming #imagine u work up the courage to confess to ur high school crush and she says she cant date you #not cause she doesnt like you. quite literally /because/ she likes you and wants to take ur relationship seriously and respect you #but she cant do that. because shes afraid of people finding out. of having to hide all the time. of being ostracised. she's tired. #she cant find the strength to do that. #the frustration of being loved but society denying you the possibility of being together... ill clown on Miwa (its very easy) but i feel bad #for her #gaud i need to sleep hai pa

[selcouth-vast-poet]

okay i tthink i did it YIPPEEEE

#I FINALLY TOOK A GOOD PICTURE GOOD GOD #taking my words back that is a very mid picture at best #but. i cant stress abough how bad my camera is #that mark scene where he sobs and vomits after seeing his friends mothers corpse is probably. the one embedded more in my brain #poor guy... love seeing you suffer though! #the other ones just alt!cesar being so so silly! maybe a little joking around even #dont ask about the unfinsihed hood on marks drawing. its all in your head. not real /j #hail true body au #OH WAIT I FORGOR #tw emetophobia #my art

[3-aem]

MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence* #before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭 #its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

[multifandomsoftness]

i am ONCE AGAIN asking: what the actual fuck is going on?

#IS THIS SOME SORT OF INSIDE TUMBLR JOKE THAT I DONT GET?????? #CAUSE ITS LIKE THE THIRD/FOURTH TIME I DO THESE KIND OF POST LIKE #also once again loving the crossovers #very cool loved to see it but wtf you know??? #i feel like this is gonna be a default trending once in a while #just a crossover of things that have nothing to do with each other making everyone so confused #but at this rate I’m just not gonna question it #anyways let’s put these random tags together #ace attorney #breaking bad #and it gets weirder #phineas and ferb #the addams family

[temporalxanthosis]

do i ruin this fan's day?

#i needed to make a 'do i ruin this fans day' joke so bad i needwd to be the one to do it #hi everyone drawing comic is very hard #trying my best but its difficult.

[sea-buns]

Would love a heel turn with the The Bad Kids where the Rat Grinders just pissed them off so much individually that senior year starts with them as the bbegs

#very much inspired by zac joking about gorgugs hatred for mary ann being his origin story #id honestly love it tho #like the system time and time again shits on these kids and they fix it and it all repeats #like dont you just wanna go apeshit? treat yourself girlies #its called self care. totally not just saying this bc a villain arc would go so hard #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #the bad kids #rat grinders

[merrimentsmight]

My type is loudmouth redheads with golden eyes and a deep and abiding sadness in their hearts

#gideon nav #cicero skyrim #from a death cult #forms obsessive and unhealthy bonds #makes bad jokes #fights good #parental rejection #dog type loyalty #social isolation #impulsive #i would only have two nickels but its weird that it happened twice etc etc #the golden eyes for cicero is fanon but like very widely accepted fanon #hes anthryn's cav

[t4tails]

........

#og post #liveposting #............. #i think this is supposed to be a joke #but its a very bad joke

[stewykablooey]

not to be skinnyphobic but i do thank god every single day that they cast sarah snook and her body ody ody ody to play shiv because if she was played by a 90 pound 5’10 white woman that shit wouldn’t feel right

#its really just about good casting in that they’re all hot but they also very very very much look like real people #like on bad succession everyone is gap commercial hot and thank god we escaped that #but i mean especially for shiv cuz obvi tv wont have a problem casting ‘ugly hot’ for men but. #also i say skinnyphobic as a joke skinnyphobia doesn’t exist #m

[dyketubbo]

properly got the chance to read through the statements made by pomme dapper and ramons admins (plus admin 18s and some of the twitter update admins) and jeez i feel so bad for them but especially pommes admin. something incredibly sinister about focusing so much mistreatment on the admin who comes from the country where the union efforts are coming from while making merch of the character they played. capitalism is the enemy of creativity. whoever the people are that are removing admins without notice, theyre the ones that deserve to be removed from the project. not the egg/worker/animal admins that the whole fucking story is built on the backs of

#imagine being so fucking capitalism poisoned #that youd rather mistreat and kick off the people who help make the project what it is #than pay them for WORKING *DAILY* to keep the story going #what a fucking joke #mask mews #qsmp #hardly anyone is getting on the server. bads taking a break. a big part of why tubbos still getting on #is because of the tubbathon + he has to to work on his project #pierres on mostly to be afk and pac and phil get on rarely while other ccs just Arent getting on the server or are doing other things #and even when those who get on the server get on. they talk about missing the eggs. how much they wish they were there #qsmp did good for itself when the eggs werent around dont get me wrong #but the eggs are a GIGANTIC part of its success. it wouldnt be the same without them #you cant downplay how important they are to the very fucking structure of qsmp #especially because the egg admins also play the fed workers and animal characters #refuse to pay your workers what they deserve and eventually itll all fall apart. just because its a slow process with major corporations #doesnt mean itll be slow for smaller projects like this. thats just not how it works

[potatobugz]

come here son i am going to infect you with my inosuke + kanao sibling agenda

(do not tag as ship)

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kny spoilers #demon slayer spoilers #inosuke hashibira #kanao tsuyuri #ignoring aoi amd inosuke forever. i do not see it. sorry. it is bad. it annoys me #im not annoyed at aoi im annoyed that they paired two characters who barely ever interact ever togwther #and didnt give aoi any character or agency. shes just “inosukes wife” now. #its not good! there ks no foundation for their dynamic at all!!! #IM NOT GONNA RANT ABT IT TOO MUCH I PROMISE ;__; SORRY #i did finish the manga and i think its going to hold a very special place in my heart #i will cry. i dont cry too easily when reading stuff but when this gets animated i guarantee u i will sob #anyways. back to what i was actually going to talk about #KANAO AND INOSUKE SIBLING MOMENCE FORWVER!!! ATTACK!!! IM MOSTLY THINKING 2 RHE SCENE WHERE THE FIGHT DOUMA #i think thats his name right? douma? #NOTHING BRINGS TO CHARACTERS TOGETHER LIKE SHARED TRAUMA!!!!!!!!(joke) #*two #i imagine in my mind they would grieve together. they both have something in common. their loved one was killed by the same demon #not only that; but i just love their dynamic #and of course that chaoter cover where inosuke is still grieving over his mother and kanao silently supports him as they walk out #You ever remember how theyre all children. theyre just children. theyre kids. theyre not even 18 yet. you ever think about that

[benevolenterrancy]

this is a little belated by I saw @dayinthedeath's discussion about who in torchwood is most likely to be spiderman and I needed to join in with this proposal: it's a team effort in united nerdy idiocy

#torchwood #owen harper #toshiko sato #tosh #ianto jones #spiderman #my art #they all actively enable each others bad decisions and i firmly believe that includes trying to make a biological web agent to swing from #what i want to know is who's dumb enough to test run it and ends up falling from the upper levels #they all have the brains to try to pull this off and not enough common sense to realize it's a bad idea #if i had to choose just one of them i'm team tosh sorry the thought of her as spiderman just makes my heart happy #but owen is the next obvious follow-up to me and he does admittedly have the snark that tosh is lacking #but i can very much see tosh and ianto accidentally talking themselves into this - first as a joke but suddenly very much Not As A Joke #and then owen inevitably gets drawn in when they go looking for biology advice #he acts like he thinks its a stupid idea but he is immediately way to invested in doing this #jack and gwen aren't told until it's too late #this feels like a sequel to my myfanwy-rider picture but i just treasure this potential dynamic

[skitskatdacat63]

Contemplation on Seb's hair:

#canon or not? we'll never know 🤭 #i blame cofi for this idek why we came up w this but i had to draw it #please forgive me for not shading. i started working on it too late :/ #but its a joke so i dont feel TOO bad #his hair is like lego hair.... #yeah idk if this is canon 😭 like yeah historically he and nando would be wearing wigs bcs that is the style and practice #BUT I LIKE THEM NATURALLY HAVING SUCH BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS HAIR YKNOW :( #alternate situation: fernando tugs a little too hard on seb's hair in the throes of passion and rips his wig off #divorce era 💔 #anyways this made me shriek with laughter to draw so i hope you enjoy 🤭 #i wanna make more misc comics like this theyre very fun! #if only one could draw chibi por- huh what who said that #OH ALSO i always meant to ask!! how do you guys feel abt my handwriting? is it legible at least?????? #sebastian vettel #vettonso #catie.art. #i want someone to stumble across my art and be like ooo what is this historical art! and its fucking f1 fanart.... #boy king au