Ingo: "Can I get a hug?"
Emmet: *runs away*
Ingo, disappointed: "Aw."
Akari: "Oh, he's coming back."
Ingo: "Huh?"
Emmet: *running full speed at Ingo*
Ingo: "Oh."
Ingo, panicking: "Oh shit."
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Adaman: Have you ever wanted to just be a microwave? Just spin... and be warm... and make incoherent noises... and be useful...
Arezu: Are you ok?
Adaman: No please take me to therapy.
Melli: hang on he has a point.
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Volo: I'm Giratina's right hand arm. Man. I'm its confidante. I'm its silly rabbit.
Akari: Is that what it calls you???
Volo: No😌
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god I love incorrect quote tumblr
•og posts here and here
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[During the betrayal at Spear Pillar]
Akari: You tricked me!
Volo: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
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OKAY SO MY SISTER IS A GENIUS
THIS SCENE, THIS SCENE RIGHT THERE FROM THOR RAGNAROK
BUT FARAMIR (Loki) AND BOROMIR (Thor)
Somewhere in Osgiliath, probably, orcs were too stunned to speak.
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You: Mistress Cogita, I need your advice on something.
Cogita: What is it dear lost one?
You: Lately I’ve been feeling off. My face gets hot, my heart pounds uncontrollably, and I keep stuttering.
You: I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Cogita, smiling: Dear lost one, that’s called love.
You: oh…/////
Cogita: So who makes you feel this way lost one?
You: Volo.
Cogita: You should go see a doctor.
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You, trying to be seductive: Hey, I'm going to take a bath, wanna help me out?
Volo: ... Do people no longer bathe in your time?
You: ...
Volo, somewhat concerned: Have you never bathed before?
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Volo, smiling: I am such a creative person~✨
Ginter, looking at Volo suspiciously: What have you created?
Volo, still smiling:
Problems~~~✨✨✨
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Akari: HE RUINED MY POKÉDEX!
Volo: I DID NOT! GIRATINA SEND HER TO THE DISTORTION WORLD AND HAVE HER EXPELLED!
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Emmet: "Can I get a hug?"
Ingo: *runs away*
Emmet, disappointed: "Aw."
Akari: "Oh, he's coming back."
Emmet: "Huh?"
Ingo: *running full speed at Emmet*
Emmet: "Oh."
Emmet, panicking: "Oh shit."
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Volo: Spoons are so expensive
Cyllene: Really?
Volo: It's like £9000 (I know that's not the currency for Pokémon but I'm British so I'll be using this) for one spoon.
Cyllene: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING SPOONS?
Akari: Steal them from Alakazam
Kamado: You are all safety hazards
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Adaman : Ah ! I'm surprised you didn't get lost with all that vast space.
Irida : Me ? Getting lost in our world's very own basis ?! As if !
Marc : Can't they just say "I love you", so they stop...?
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REI WATCH OUT ARCEUS IS BEHIND YOU! HE'S GONNA KIDNAP YOU FROM YOUR FAMILY REI! RUN FASTER!!!
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