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mammss · 1 year

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mc saves the holidays!!

🎄 @omsecretsanta2022 here's my secret santa fic!! my person was @kage7ama this was so fun to participate in and i hope you enjoy it as much as i did!! happy holidays ❤️

🎄mc x lucifer

🎄lucifer hating christmas and terrorizing everyone, mc saving the day, fluff, sfw

For demons who have lived longer than the earth itself they sure never get tired of partaking in human traditions unlike Lucifer who is seconds away from convincing Diavolo to ban them. In his eyes halloween was pointless as he could dress as himself every year, thanksgiving was about eating lots of seasonal food with love ones and he does that already on account his brother is the avatar of gluttony, seeing humans celebrate his fathers resurrection during easter gives him a headache and an empty bottle of demonus, asmo and mammon turn the entire devildom upside down on valentines day, the anti-lucifer league got april fools day banned centuries ago, new years made no sense to him as to why he should be celebrating another year to look forward to when he’s got plenty more but Christmas, oh diavolo, Christmas was his least favorite human holiday.

Why should he celebrate his father's birthday? I mean maybe if he was still an angel then he would have pulled all the stops for him but now celebrating Christmas in the HoL was a myth, that was until you wormed your way into his inky black heart. Which brings us to an uneventful afternoon where he couldn’t believe that the love of his life whom he thought understood him and reassured him on his darkest days would be singing christmas songs and stringing up lights in the hallway with mammon. He knows he told you his feelings towards this cursed holiday so why go behind his back and do something like this? Striding up to the both of you blinded by anger he clears his throat

“Mc I assume you know my rules about…Christmas… and how we don’t celebrate it in this house. So I demand you and mammon tear these lights down and turn off that awful music before I punish you both ten fold.”

“Awww come on lucifer! Ya don't gotta do all that over some Christmas lights! They just wanted to get all of us in the Christmas spirit. Hang loose will ya? Oh! And while you're over there Luce could ya hand me the hammer these lights won’t stay in place.” Mammon protested.

“Mammons right Lucifer, I know you don’t like Christmas but these lights were just too cute not to hang up! And Christmas lights are universal so they can be hung up anytime anywhere. I just chose to do it now since I'm in the holiday mood!” You reasoned. There was no way Lucifer the grinch was gonna make you tear down the hard work you and Mammon did.

“Fine. Since you won't listen to me, how about I knock the Christmas spirit out of you?” Lucifer smirked. Grabbing the both of you to inevitably punish your “animalistic” behavior.

After the light fiasco you couldn’t or precisely wouldn’t give up on the holiday season just because of your boyfriend. You knew why he didn’t like it but never expected him to react the way he did, laying on your bed starfish style had you reminiscing about previous christmases in the human world spending time with loved ones, baking, shopping till you drop, the weather. Experiencing all of those little moments December came with became the main reason why you celebrate it like you do. And maybe just maybe with the christmas ban lucifer would change his mind once he understands your point of view. Jumping out of bed you had a crazy idea but an idea that might change everything (or at least you hoped).

Tree decorating was the start of the holiday season to most families in the human world. Setting up the tree, the fire cracking in the background, a classic holiday movie played to make it entertaining, decorating with all sorts of ornaments, heartfelt or store bought brought families together even if it's just for a couple hours and that's exactly what you planned to do. Finding a pine tree in the devildom was the first problem as they’re none. Spending hours in the forest only gave you false hope and going to any store you came across empty shelves and dust. Still not giving up on a tree you go back outside to find a tiny tree suitable for Christmas but more like a table decoration, you cut the tree and come back to the house to prepare.

hey Lucifer, are you busy right now? You message him silently hoping he’d say no.

Yes, but what do you need my assistance for?

Cursing to yourself you have no choice but to bait him.

wellllll i can’t explain over text but only you can help me the avatar of pride knows lots about it :)

If you need me I guess it can’t be helped. Where are you?

Smirking into the phone you continued the conversation.

common room! be here ASAP!!!!

Triple checking you had everything and more, you patiently waited for the man of the hour to arrive. It didn’t take long for him to show knowing only you could pull him away from his work with pleading eyes while stroking his ego.

“Mc. What did you do to my common room?” He stared blankly at you.

“Only what I had to do to get you in the Christmas mood Luci! I have the fire going, I hung up the lights and garlands by myself. Oh and playing on the TV is a really popular christmas movie humans watch all the time! And here's the main event, the HoL’s very own Christmas tree!” You showed off proudly.

You were about to pick up some decorations until you noticed Lucifer about to leave, bolting to him you grabbed his sleeve and pulled him back onto the couch.

“Look here. I know you don’t like the holidays but that doesn’t mean you can’t come terrorize people, just watch me decorate the tree for a little bit alright? Think of this as a little break from working.” Quietly sighing. Tree decorating was a failure but that didn't mean you were in the dog house just yet.

Picking up some tinsel, ornaments and lights you went to work decorating your tiny tree. It sucked not having your boyfriend want any part in this but on the plus side he stayed with you the entire time. You could tell he wanted to say something until you heard screaming and Lucifer's name being called by his brothers.

“Sigh, what do these idiots need now?” Getting up from the couch and walking to the noise you were left with your tree and some christmas spirit left in you.

Phase one didn't work but you could come up with another plan, you were going to show Lucifer the christmas spirit whether he liked it or not. Scheming for phase two you went to grab the star for the tree only to find it missing. You brushed it off and left the tree on the coffee table for everyone to look at.

Shopping was another staple for the holiday season whether that be for family, friends, whoever. Everyone feels joyous when they get something they really wanted and with deals throughout the month who wouldn't? Though the question remains…what would Lucifer like? Past gifts should have helped you in some sense like records, demonus and poison apples but those are all gifts he gets all the time and as much as he likes them it wouldn't be all that meaningful.

You thought of what he needed, past shopping trips, a conversation in passing you had but came up empty. The only person than yourself who knows Lucifer the best would be a certain prince and butler and with two demons in mind you left for the castle.

“Well what a sight to see you here mc. What brings you here?” Barbatos questioned.

“Is Diavolo busy? I need to ask him something but I’m sure you might help me as well.” You said with a smile.

Guided to one of the many living rooms in the castle Barbatos excused himself to grab the prince and once he walked inside he was more than happy to help you in your quest for the perfect gift. He talked about stationary lucifer questions in passing, clothes he said he’d buy later many ideas spewed at you but you were thankful nonetheless.

“Thank you so much for the help! I know Lucifer will be confused come Christmas morning but he deserves this.” Blushing at your own words you could picture him complaining about the gifts and going off on you.

“I’m glad I could help mc, but tell me more about Christmas and how it works?”

“Well Christmas is a very popular holiday where you spend the day with loved ones and open gifts you bought for each other. For children they believe Santa brought them, he’s a character made up but they’re tons of movies and books made telling his story. You can even get a picture with him at malls!” Excitedly stating.

“Okay now tell me about what people do on Christmas morning.”

“Everyone celebrates it differently but it's usually done by everyone waking up and going to the living room where all the presents are under the tree and everyone gets a chance at opening them and being surprised.”

“Mc why don’t we go shopping for Lucifer's gift? I’m more than happy to assist you and celebrate Christmas with you.” Jumping up from the couch he grabbed his coat and rushed you out the castle doors with barbatos following suit.

The rest of the afternoon was spent well for the most part, you ended up buying all sorts of gifts for the tree and made sure to slip some presents the prince and butlers way. The shops were glowing with festive lights and decorations, everyone looked so happy bags in hand chatting past you guys. Only you wished your boyfriend was here.

After shopping and getting something to eat nearby you parted ways with the royals and excitedly went back to your room to wrap presents. Having everything laid out you wrapped Lucifer's first adding excessive bows and flashy wrapping paper you knew he’d hate but it made a good laugh. Thinking of the gifts gave you another splendid idea on how to lift the ban, packing all your unwrapped gifts you made a move.

The door to his study slammed open; he scowled at the intruder only to soften the glare once he knew it was you. Looking up and down at the shopping bag in his hands he sighed knowing this was another scheme but proceeded to listen to you.

“I have gifts I need help wrapping…”

“No mc.”

“Why not? Please, these are for your brothers.” You asked.

“Diavolo hasn’t answered me all afternoon and I need his advice on something so until I hear from him I cannot help you wrap gifts for my brothers that cause me pain.” Just speaking of them gave him a headache.

“It won’t take long! I only bought them a couple things and some things can be bagged.” you giggled at the bags rumbling in front of his face. Clearly not hooked on his refusal.

A spread of boxes, wrapping paper, bows, string and stray paperwork littered his desk. You decided to split the job while you bagged gifts Luci got the pleasure to put his perfectionism to the test and wrap. Some huffs and rustling later you got a lot done and both of you enjoyed the time even if the start was rocky. With only one gift left you both worked on it, you decorating and him wrapping.

“See? I knew we could get this done in no time. You’re the only one who can wrap gifts with so much precision.” You joked.

He chuckled and smiled. Pulling you closer to him to stay that way for a while basking in each other's presence. Your heads resting on top of each other.

“Will you lift the Christmas ban now?” Asking softly.

“No, but I have to admit you’re really obsessed with the holidays.”

“What do you mean no?” Separating from him.

“I hate Christmas for the sole reason it reminds me of the past, specifically my father and my days as an angel. As you already know. But the lengths you’ll go to make me see your point of view is so you.” He turned to look at you softly.

“The lights in the hallways? To help lift my brother's Christmas spirit, I watched you look for a tree for hours on end and you spent all that work decorating the common room. I wanted to help you put the star on the tree but alas I was too late and today asking Diavolo what to give me?”

“Seeing you try to make me see the good in things is…comforting. I can sorta see why this holiday means so much to you.” He said.

“So why not lift the ban if you understood my attempts?” Cocking your head in confusion.

“LUCIFER ARE YA DONE YET? WE WANNA OPEN GIFTS!” Mammons voiced.

“So I can surprise you and do this.” Lucifer grabbed your hand and guided you to the common room.

The house was entirely decorated head to toe in all sorts of decorations. Your tiny tree was replaced with a bigger one fit for presents which littered the floor in a vast array of shapes, designs and colors. Everyone was waiting patiently for the two of you to sit down and as you did you felt so happy to be celebrating with your boyfriend.

“How about we ease into the holiday season? Can we compromise on that?” Lucifer purred.

With blush covering your face you smiled at him fondly.

“I suppose, let's shake on it.” Pulling your hand out in front of him he grabbed it and pulled you closer.

“How about this way?” Lucifer pulled you in for a tender kiss.

“Happy holidays mc.”

“Happy holidays to you to lucifer.”

#obey me #obey me fluff #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer headcannons #lucifer obey me #lucifer x reader obey me #lucifer fic #omsecretsanta22

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gearlessjunkdogjoe · 4 years

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Joe and Harmony for the ultimate ship meme, please.

General:

How long will they last? - Forever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Harmony fell for Joe quicker than he fell for her, but he eventually found himself just as in love with her as she was with him.

How was their first kiss? - Their first kiss was a spur of the moment thing, and the rest was history.

Wedding:

Who proposed? -Joe.

Who is the best man/men? - Yuri was Joe’s best man. Nanbu, Sachio, and the other boxers were there, too.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Harmony’s cousins and family were the bridesmaids.

Who did the most planning? - Harmony.

Who stressed the most? - Harmony. Cue lots of times with Joe snuggling her until she calmed down.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Fujimaki.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Joe.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Mostly Joe, but Harmony instigates things too.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Around 20 minutes when all’s said and done, maybe a little longer if they take some extra time with the foreplay.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Joe certainly tries to make sure they’re equal.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - A few, like 2 or 3.

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe a few, like 2 or 3. I also feel like they’d watch out for the kids on the street and eventually adopt them into their family, so they’d probably end up with a lot of adopted kids.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Joe.

Who is the stricter parent? - Harmony. Joe’s more laid back.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Joe, but Harmony does it more than him. He pitches in when he can, or at least supervises the dangerous stunts. (Much to Harmony’s dismay...)

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Harmony would. Joe would try to help out with that where he could, though.

Who is the more loved parent? - I’d say both are loved equally, but for different reasons, if that makes sense. Joe’s the more laid back, fun parent to be around, whereas Harmony’s more strict and serious. They balance each other out.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both of them are.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Harmony. Joe had tears in his eyes, though.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Joe. I also feel like Harmony would have to hold him back if things got too heated. I also feel like Harmony would have no trouble busting some heads if she had to.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Harmony.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Harmony. Joe’s fine with anything.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Harmony. Joe tried to shop once and, well, it was kind of a disaster.

How often do they bake desserts? - Fairly often. Joe has a bigger sweet tooth than he cares to admit.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They’re both meat eaters, Joe moreso than Harmony. I feel like Joe would devour a salad just to get it out of the way.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Harmony, but Joe would also surprise her by taking her out somewhere nice.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Joe.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Joe. His cooking skills leave MUCH to be desired, and he doesn’t want Harmony to come in to the kitchen being on fire.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both of them clean the room.

Who is really against chores? - Neither Joe or Harmony are against chores, but I feel like Joe might complain about them more in the beginning, then be fine when he was done with them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both of them do.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them would sweep things under the rug.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Harmony. Joe’s all, “It’s fine, relax! Chill, love!”

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Joe.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Harmony.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them do.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I’d say they really decorate for Christmas and Halloween, and maybe Thanksgiving. They also decorate for their kid’s birthdays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - The goals for their relationship are to have a lasting partnership, have quite a few kids, and be madly in love with each other until death do them part.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of them would.

Who plays the most pranks? - I feel like Joe might be a little more of a prankster than Harmony, but she’d still play some pranks, too.

#answers #chronicparagon

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questionablysound · 6 years

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Happy Fall!!

Tagged by @howtotrainyouragents Thank you! This got me so excited for Autumn. Sorry about the delay in responding. Just started my masters, and haven’t had the time till now.

Rules: bold what you prefer and tag 10 people

1. go apple picking vs go on a hay ride – I’m not sure if hay rides are really a thing in Ireland, but we use to have an apple tree in my back garden and I have nice memories of picking them with my siblings around this time of year.

2. scary vs. sweet – I have a major sweet tooth, and I’m not that easily scared so I tend to get a bit disappointed with horror movies. That being said, I do love spooky kids movies like ParaNorman or Monster House.

3. sweaters vs. boots – I love boots, and I’m always excited around now when I can wear them again without my feet getting overheated.

4. socks vs. mittens – Specifically slipper socks, I have this knee high rainbow coloured pair that are so cosy.

5. bonfires vs. football – bonfires always look really cool, and get you in the Halloween mood. Also, I’m kinda assuming football hear means American Football which, while I’ve seen a few games, mainly Super Bowls, isn’t really a thing I associate with Fall being Irish.

6. trick-or-treating vs. watch scary movies– As I mentioned above, I’m often a bit bored with horror movies. Not to say there aren’t some really great ones, like Get Out which I loved, not to mention the funny over the top ones like Evil Dead. Also, I really love (now being too old to trick-or-treat myself) giving out candy and seeing all the cute kids dressed up.

7. apple pie vs. pumpkin pie – I’m all for sugary, baked apples. Especially with vanilla Ice-cream or whipped cream.

8. halloween and thanksgiving – So again the Irish thing, we don’t have thanksgiving so outside of tv shows, I have no real reference for it, though it does seem like a nice time. Halloween on the other hand, I love. I’m really into the whole fantasy, folklore side of it. And I always bake something, and just hangout watching movies like Labyrinth and Coraline around this time of year, reveling in the spookiness of it all.

9. bake pie vs. bake cookies– Cookies are the best, especially straight out of the oven, with melting chocolate chips. And now I’m hungry.

10. rain vs. fog- I love the sound of rain outside thundering against the window, while I cuddle inside with hot chocolate, my dog, and a good book. Plus the smell afterwards when you go for a walk.

11. black cats and owls – So I do love both, and I feel bad choosing owls because of the bad rap black cats get, but Harry Potter has forever created a love of owls within me. Looking around my room right now, I can count 6 owl related objects, including two stuffed toys.

12. ghosts vs. wizards – I always get a bit sad with ghosts, especially things like Casper because they’ve died and become trapped. Wizards get to be fun, go on adventures, and live in magically moving castles.

13. harry potter vs. halloweentown – This was hard, as I always had this major desire to be Marnie growing, but Harry Potter was one of the first books that really got me into reading, and the world of Hogwarts is just amazing.

14. go hiking vs. sleep in – Hiking can be fun and all, but I’m pretty much always going to choose sleep.

15. cinnamon vs. nutmeg

16. reading vs. writing- I’m hoping to be a published writer one day, so… Plus, its one of those activities that just gets me excited no matter what else is going on.

17. hot chocolate vs. tea – So I don’t drink tea, and I’m a chocoholic, so hot chocolate for the win.

18. live in a cabin in a forest vs. have it be fall 24/7– I like the seasons, and I actually have gone on a tonne of holidays to this cabin in Vermont, so with access to a car, a nice cabin in the forest could be pretty nice.

19. candy apples vs. caramel apples vs just a regular apple ok? – I’m all for caramel anything.

20. blankets vs. pillows – You can wrap yourself up in a blanket, and make a blanket fort and just get so cosy.

21. roasted marshmallows vs. roasted chestnuts – That crispy, gooiness is just too good.

22. coffee vs. apple cider – I don’t drink coffee and I don’t drink alcohol (taste thing, rather than a moral thing) so I wouldn’t really go for either.

23. red leaves vs. orange leaves – They’re just so vibrant.

24. braids vs. bows – I don’t really use either, but my Mom used to braid my hair when I was younger.

25. scented candles vs. the smell of fresh baked goods - I love baking and the smell of something cooking just really adds to that cosy feel.

26. carve pumpkins vs. make pumpkin pie- I carve one every year, and I always try to do something new. It’s really fun, and great for getting you in the Halloween mood.

27. pumpkin spice lattes vs. chai lattes – So I’ve never had either of these, so I don’t know which I’d prefer?

28. coats vs. oversized sweaters – Cuddling up in one of these with the sleeves covering my hands is just so warm.

29. beanies vs. berets- berets you have to position properly to look well, whereas beanies are just pull on and go.

30. candy corn vs. peanut butter cups - I’m all for salty and sweet.

31. s'mores vs. apple crisp – So I looked this up, and found out it was the same as apple crumble. My Gran makes this for us, and I just have that really nostalgic love of warm crumble with melting vanilla ice-cream.

32. jump in a pile of leaves vs. swing on a tire swing – I’ve jumped into a pretty big pile of leaves before, its pretty fun. And my dog loves just rolling around it leaves which is adorable.

33. corn maze vs. haunted house – Again, never really gone in a corn maze as they’re not a big thing in Ireland. Haunted houses can be a bit of fun.

34. bob for apples vs. visit a pumpkin patch – I’m not big on sticking my head in a barrel of water and trying to grab an apple with by teeth.

35. whipped cream on hot chocolate vs. marshmallows on hot chocolate – I do love marshmallows, but there’s this café chain in Ireland called Butlers that makes there hot chocolate with real chocolate, and a cup of that topped with fresh whipped cream and little chocolate flakes is the best.

And I am tagging @wingedcorgi @comickergirl @loquaciousliterature @sciencebiaatch @fyeahskulduggerypleasant @mamalaz @loveskulduggerypleasant @lbirknerwriter @bitchywombatstuff @ninenine-brooklyn

#autumn #fall #asks #this was a bit american but still fun #halloween #tag game

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dumbass-hippie-blog · 6 years

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The most important post on my tumblr...

Sw: 197

Gwi: 170

Gwii: 150

Gwiii:125

UGW:100 or less

*i use MyPlate to track calories*

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October diet🍂

(I made this specific to me, so hopefully I won’t binge! Stay safe!)

500 cal - 20 minutes of walking

600 cal- 30 minutes of walking

700 cal - rest, drink lots of water

800 cal- 20 minutes of walking

200 cal - (this day is gonna be hard but stay strong!!)

1000 cal- (WEEKEND), lots of water, 20 minutes walking

1000 cal- (WEEKEND), 20 minutes walking, 10 jogging

FREE DAY (thanksgiving) but be mindful of what you eat, make sure it’s mostly veggies!!!

700 cal- 40 minutes of yoga

500 cal- 20 minutes any exercise!

400 cal- side crunches!! * at this point it may be hard to not b/p but stay strong! Think of that perfect body you’ve always wanted! Halloween is a free day, so just make it till then*

500 cal- rest, lots of water

800 cal- 20 minutes of walking

1000 cal- 20 minutes of walking

1000 cal- rest, drink water

800 cal-20 minutes of walking

700 cal- LOOK AT THINSPO BEFORE YOU GO INSANE!!!

600 cal- you’re doing so good!

400 cal- you will be perfect, someday

300 cal- MEANSPO TO KEEP YOU GOING

FAST- rest, for real, don’t do anything

800 - rest, lots of water

700 cal- 20 minutes of walking

600 cal- jumping jacks (till you can’t anymore)

900 cal- rest

800 cal

700 cal

600 cal

500 cal

400 cal

FREE DAY! You did it❤️ be proud xo

Rules :

CANNOT GO OVER CALORIE LIMIT!

Thinspo, meanspo, and bonespo everyday

Eat healthy food

Track calories

If you go over, exercise, don’t b/p

If you binge, forgive yourself! Tomorrow’s a new day!❤️

Yes and no; food

NO:

-bread

-gummies

-milk chocolate

-regular soda

-cake

-ice cream

-tea/coffee with sugar

-condiments

-stay vegan!!

-chips

-crisps

-veggie burgers

YES:

-veggies

-fruit

-SALAD

-diet soda

-plain tea/coffee

-low cal protons bars

-Crakers ( low sodium )

Excuses!

(Stay safe!)

I already ate

I’m not hungry

That’s gross

I’m saving my appetite for later

I had a big lunch/dinner/breakfast

I’m on a diet ( only day this if it’s an unhealthy food!)

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if I commit to this then I’ll update my success/ failures

#thinner #thinspo #cute girls #cute #lose weight #goal weight #weightloss #ana notprojustuseingthetags #ana bulimia mia

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gcrlcrusharchive-blog · 6 years

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MEME 4 NAT AND WYATT & LIV AND ALEX I NEED THIS

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! ╱ ACCEPTING.

WYATT AND NATALIA

General:

How long will they last? - until the day they die.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - pretty quick tbh.

How was their first kiss? - wyatt describes their first kiss as sloppy but excellent.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - wyatt.

Who is the best man/men? - wyatt’s best friend, jonah.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - he’d like to hope ellis.

Who did the most planning? - definitely natalia.

Who stressed the most? - wyatt over the costs.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - it wasn’t a huge wedding so only immediate family and friends were invited.

Sex:

Who is on top? - wyatt, although he does like nat on top.

Who is the one to instigate things? - natalia.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - wyatt makes sure nat gets more.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - wyatt is a bit iffy on this.

How many children will they adopt? - none.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - natalia.

Who is the stricter parent? - wyatt.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - natalia.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - natalia.

Who is the more loved parent? - natalia.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - natalia but wyatt asks for an update.

Who cried the most at graduation? - natalia lol

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - wyatt.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - wyatt is a pretty decent chef but only when necessary so nat lol

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - natalia for sure.

Who does the grocery shopping? - natalia.

How often do they bake desserts? - never.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - wyatt when trying to show off his romantic side.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - also wyatt.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - wyatt. he hates a messy bedroom.

Who is really against chores? - none of them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - wyatt, dog shit doesn’t bother him.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - natalia.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - there would never be any lose change it’d all be in wyatt’s wallet lmao.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - guilty pleasure is baths together.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - wyatt.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - only for thanksgiving, halloween and christmas.

What are their goals for the relationship? - to get married.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - wyatt.

Who plays the most pranks? - wyatt.

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Are You Afraid of the Dark?

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Smokey: awoojit Highglossfinish: A Smokescreen. Highglossfinish: Is the screen showing up? Everything kosher? Smokey: Nothing here yet Smokey: woojit woojit be a werewolf for halloween please Smokey: there it is! I see a boat Knock Out: *Shed Knock Out: Perfect! Knock Out: No. Werewolves sheld. Smokey: but I need an excuse to call you awoojit Knock Out: Hmm...are there any dander-free werewolves ou there? Smokey: You could be the first! Smokey: Maybe hairless werewolves wouldn't have dandruff Knock Out: In that case, we'll see. Smokey: hey woojit I found a vidoe Smokey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtCQo5oDCIA Knock Out: Just for that, I'm not dressing up as a werewolf.

Smokey: wait no i'm sorry Smokey: :( woojit please i love youuuu I'll dress up as anything Knock Out: Your bargaining abilities are shaky. Smokey: I can steal megatron's eyebrows and wear 'em Smokey: I'll talk like the kids in these videos Knock Out: ...Alright, now I'm listening. Smokey: I'll cover Megatron's eyebrows in glitter Knock Out: Deal. Knock Out: Deal. Smokey: Nice. Smokey: .... Though it might have to be after halloween with all the stuff going on on cybertron Knock Out: Dear Unicron, that's almost better. jpeg: yo, what up? Knock Out: Hello there! Smokey: Thanksgiving sparkletron jpeg: thanks for setting this up! Smokey: HEY FILE TYPE HUMAN Smokey: oh no not tickling Smokey: "lameball" Knock Out: The language! jpeg: m'lad, jpeg: i need to remember that one Pheonix: hi! jpeg: heyo! Pheonix: Happy Halloween! Knock Out: Pheonix human! Happy Halloween! Smokey: is he gonna go offline Knock Out: Yes. Pheonix: Why Thank you! Hope the family is well Knock Out: Exceedingly well! Smokey: ...... Smokey: I'm not liking where this is going Pheonix: Good! Impact is such a sweetheart. Pheonix: Oh! I remember this episode Pheonix: I used to watch this show every week! Knock Out: I can see why! Knock Out: "Beaned." caffienatedconfetti: how are the canadian children Pheonix: stupid Pheonix: so so stupid Smokey: the clown hasa phone? caffienatedconfetti: what did they do this tim Pheonix: stole evil clown nose caffienatedconfetti: ooooh the clown Pheonix: yep caffienatedconfetti: this is caffienatedconfetti: um Pheonix: finger bones Pheonix: yum caffienatedconfetti: finally some sense caffienatedconfetti: give the murderous clown back his nose Pheonix: i swear returning things to their proper owners is have the plot in these shows caffienatedconfetti: how caffienatedconfetti: how did an underage child get cigars Pheonix: how did he get cigars caffienatedconfetti: jinx Pheonix: lol Pheonix: XD Knock Out: Stole them from someone else. Knock Out: "It's the most fun in the ***!" Pheonix: man imagine that in your closet Thebes: Hello! I hear there is halloween here Knock Out: Bah. Human datanet, let me say ***! Knock Out: There is indeed! Pheonix: much spook caffienatedconfetti: very scare Pheonix: did me a fright Pheonix: :) Smokey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pheonix: ooo Thebes: I wonder what they did with that clown-thing after they finished shooting Pheonix: try the dollhouse one caffienatedconfetti: probs burned it Pheonix: that one gave me nightmares as a kid caffienatedconfetti: like it deserved Pheonix: yes Knock Out: We'll watch the dollhouse one after this one. Pheonix: :o caffienatedconfetti: mmmmmm caffienatedconfetti: dollhouse Pheonix: yay caffienatedconfetti: i don't really get scared unless its a jumpscare Thebes: really? I love a good paranoia fit myself Thebes: just the thought that, of course no one would know if something really could happen or not, it wouldn't leave survivors Thebes: just mysterious circumstances Knock Out: Changes like "don't sexually harass the humans giving you your story trial." caffienatedconfetti: oh my god i know this one caffienatedconfetti: this one is scary Pheonix: yis Pheonix: its so good Pheonix: if impact is watching, she needs to look away caffienatedconfetti: pee yoo exactly Pheonix: bye Pheonix: :) Pheonix: too late caffienatedconfetti: lol whut Pheonix: god. i remember coveralls agooddistraction: are humans scared of science Pheonix: 90's fashion horrors agooddistraction: wow Knock Out: Well, science *is* rather creepy. agooddistraction: ?? caffienatedconfetti: "cauculate the volume of the school" Pheonix: why would their still be water? Knock Out: Did they leave the dead child in there too? Pheonix: possibly Pheonix: XD Pheonix: okay- she is reminding me of a female starscream Thebes: HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BURIED AT SEA. THIS JUST CUTS OUT THE MIDDLEMAN. agooddistraction: what caffienatedconfetti: spooky pool Knock Out: Janitor Gaseous likes to watch people swim. Pheonix: seriously female starscream in a fleshy body Pheonix: creeper caffienatedconfetti: it's dat boi Knock Out: Here he comes. agooddistraction: intense Pheonix: there was a ladder right next to them? Knock Out: Ew. agooddistraction: uhhh Knock Out: Is this a metaphor for something that's wrong? Thebes: This seems like a terrible idea Pheonix: wait so he can swim already? caffienatedconfetti: peice of *** caffienatedconfetti: whoops sorry Knock Out: Remember, children: all your fears are justified. agooddistraction: hahahaah what???? agooddistraction: what is it even like being human Pheonix: awww, her girlfriend is jealous agooddistraction: no dont look Knock Out: Life seems terrifying when you need to constantly breathe. Pheonix: it can be caffienatedconfetti: look man we didn't ask to breathe agooddistraction: yeah what's up with breathing agooddistraction: wtf Pheonix: but on the plus side we get to smell things Pheonix: like baking cookies Knock Out: So can we. Pheonix: flowers caffienatedconfetti: yeah but it feels nice when you fill your lungs Pheonix: true Knock Out: It also feels nice to go underwater and not die. Pheonix: why doesn't it tip the boat caffienatedconfetti: it just did Pheonix: lol agooddistraction: hey it's the guy Pheonix: called it Thebes: Man, this one made me so paranoid of water as a kid Knock Out: It's reading the chat. Pheonix: hi creeper guy caffienatedconfetti: we can go underwater just not for long Knock Out: Sweaty Charlie put his fingers in those drinks. Pheonix: dear god. Pheonix: the real horror Smokey: I poofed for a klik, what happened? Pheonix: trapped in high school for 60 years Smokey: WHEEWHEEE agooddistraction: hey Smokey: wheewhee hey hey hey Pheonix: hi smokey agooddistraction: how's it goin Smokey: Hey Pheonix! Pheonix: damn it, stop moving dead people Smokey: Wheewheee it's been weird on my cybertron it's been stinky what've you been up to agooddistraction: stinky? caffienatedconfetti: also we like breathing Smokey: stinky caffienatedconfetti: even though it's slowly setting us on fire from the inside out Smokey: cybertron smells terrible agooddistraction: just the usual. plants and building Smokey: you guys gotta stop breathing Knock Out: That'll make the pool less dangerous. agooddistraction: ahh what is it Smokey: the shape of the water Pheonix: hi dead guy caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD agooddistraction: eeeeahjudksa caffienatedconfetti: that didn't work Thebes: THIS IS MORE GRAPHIC THAN I REMEMBER Knock Out: Not Stinky Charlie! agooddistraction: what the frag caffienatedconfetti: its coming through the drain Pheonix: why the frag is that by the pool caffienatedconfetti: i have no idea agooddistraction: yolo human agooddistraction: primus this is intense Pheonix: well shes had a good run caffienatedconfetti: SWIM YUOU FOOL Jalaperilo: Hello! I am here for a bit! agooddistraction: goooo Pheonix: ladder right behind her Knock Out: Jalaperilo human! Just in time for this! Jalaperilo: what is it??? caffienatedconfetti: horror movie children are stupid agooddistraction: go go go go agooddistraction: how to kill a ghost caffienatedconfetti: uuguguuguhgh Knock Out: Sticky Charlie finally found peace. Pheonix: maybe he can leave teh school now caffienatedconfetti: TuT caffienatedconfetti: more fun things to do caffienatedconfetti: hhmmhmmmmmm Pheonix: wink wonk agooddistraction: wait what is that Pheonix: fire powder Knock Out: Good call. Jalaperilo: he just ate sand Knock Out: You don't want this boy within sniffing distance every night. Pheonix: makes it flare and sparkle Jalaperilo: dont make friends with kids that eat sand or grass or glue Pheonix: good rule Pheonix: aww, baby tucker caffienatedconfetti: ooooooh *** no i hate dolls ugh Thebes: No one thinks that about dolls. No one has ever thought that about dolls. Pheonix: until now Thebes: apparently Thebes: do not trust your parents, child, they are crafing an edifice of lies Knock Out: Why would you even ask someone that? Pheonix: you know? agooddistraction: do humans like ***? Pheonix: not usually caffienatedconfetti: naw caffienatedconfetti: makes me sick caffienatedconfetti: i mean some people are into it but that's gross tbh caffienatedconfetti: oooooh *** no mi;'m out Jalaperilo: just wait till your older kid and youll experience true fear: that you are responsible for yourself caffienatedconfetti: yes dont tell the child about the important thing Jalaperilo: yeah lets whisper loudly 5 feet from the kid Smokey: they have discord in the dollhouse Jalaperilo: the house is in the little house Jalaperilo: like a tesseract caffienatedconfetti: or a turducken agooddistraction: nice smashing kid Jalaperilo: should have done what i did at 13 and just punch the back door window pane cause the door was locked Smokey: kid's gonna get stuck aren't they caffienatedconfetti: huh. minotaur maze strategy Pheonix: yup Jalaperilo: parents were not happy at the broken pane or my blood everywhere agooddistraction: ouch Smokey: if you eat the fake food, do you get stuck in there forever Jalaperilo: haha caffienatedconfetti: probs caffienatedconfetti: sttupid Jalaperilo: go to the attic of the dollhouse caffienatedconfetti: shiiiit Jalaperilo: called it Knock Out: Gah! Jalaperilo: *** Smokey: hhhhhh Smokey: woojit agooddistraction: *** Knock Out: Hmm? Pheonix: that part freaked me out so bad as a kid Smokey: scary agooddistraction: frag Jalaperilo: but if they leave like that, wont her hand be severed? Pheonix: but she wont be a doll Pheonix: doll or life without a hand caffienatedconfetti: LIFE YOU FOOL Pheonix: i mean UM got that cool hook Jalaperilo: what an awful dress Pheonix: fashion horror part 2 Jalaperilo: that the real horror Smokey: imagine having to live the rest of your life in that dress Smokey: also as a doll Knock Out: Ahhh! Pheonix: the horror caffienatedconfetti: ew Thebes: Hell. It leads to hell. It has always lead to hell. Smokey: oh primus i'd leave forever if that happened agooddistraction: gotta run. night Pheonix: night wheeljack Pheonix: very true Knock Out: Good night, Wheeljack. Pheonix: happy halloween Jalaperilo: night wheeljack! Knock Out: Ugh. Pheonix: oooh this is a good episode too! imsweetlyeclectic: So i finally got the chat to work~ caffienatedconfetti: m tirewd caffienatedconfetti: im going to bed Pheonix: night imsweetlyeclectic: what did i miss? Knock Out: Goodnight, not-so-caffeinated-human. Pheonix: wj just left Pheonix: mostly heckling of 90s fashion Jalaperilo: bye coffinated caffee Knock Out: Fun fact: that's one of the humans from Firefly. imsweetlyeclectic: i have the fact i can't change my name on here... Pheonix: yes it is Jalaperilo: i watched 1 episode of firefly Jalaperilo: gotta admit, never saw the appeal Jalaperilo: i cant imagine why your parents would want you gone imsweetlyeclectic: and my internet is being wonky.... Jalaperilo: oyu lost your purple imsweetlyeclectic: what are the people doing on the screen? Pheonix: hiking? imsweetlyeclectic: i got the chat, and the sound, but no pictures... Jalaperilo: nothing interesting Jalaperilo: some girl is a dick to another girl and now she's lost in the woods Pheonix: and the woods are changing imsweetlyeclectic: oh, that could go so worng in so many ways... Pheonix: the watcher Pheonix: this episode is another one that scared me as a kid Pheonix: I always played in the woods Pheonix: oh look a horses head imsweetlyeclectic: and i lost sound TT-TT Pheonix: technically three something died imsweetlyeclectic: holy frag, the sudden scream out of nowhere scared the ever living daylights out of me. i might have to cut out of the stream.... it's being too glitchy. Pheonix: aww. happy halloween Knock Out: Is it glitching for anyone else? Pheonix: it was earlier Knock Out: Happy Halloween, eclectic human! Until the next time! Pheonix: but its fine now Jalaperilo: mines been fine Smokey: thats just mean Pheonix: aww they are so cute Pheonix: little white mice Knock Out: With their terrifying nibbling. Jalaperilo: its freaky when characters have your name lol Pheonix: wiat Pheonix: are you a sarah too? Pheonix: :o Pheonix: yay same name! Jalaperilo: slightly different. its pronounced that way but im a SAra Pheonix: close enough Pheonix: :D Jalaperilo: *sara high five* Pheonix: *high five!* Pheonix: look at that car Jalaperilo: to say these are spooky stories, they al have happy endings Knock Out: I'm looking, I'm looking! Knock Out: Some of them don't. Pheonix: ooh do you hace old man cochran? Pheonix: or pinball wizard Pheonix: those have less happy endings Knock Out: I have both! Jalaperilo: also, on an unrelated note, i watched thor:ragnarok earlier and i am in love with cate blanchett lol Pheonix: :o Pheonix: im seeing it this weekend Jalaperilo: i wont spoil it, but blanchett as hela is amazing and funny and terrifying and beautiful Pheonix: :) nice Pheonix: old school gameboy Jalaperilo: not what i was expecting Pheonix: he should have listened Pheonix: don't touch the pinball game Thebes: and now to see how everything is going to go wrong Jalaperilo: kids those days Jalaperilo: remeber the inball game on windows 95 Jalaperilo: space 3d? Pheonix: space cadet 3d Pheonix: good memories Jalaperilo: now its purble place Knock Out: On the plus side, he's got lots of quarters to eat. Pheonix: yum Jalaperilo: our money is slowly turning to plastic over here Jalaperilo: i feel like the old notes could have been eated thenightetc: So what'd I miss? thenightetc: Haunted pinball? Pheonix: kid was told not to touch pinball game Pheonix: he did Pheonix: now trapped in the mall thenightetc: Yikes, I guess now we see why Thebes: Yeah, the victims on this show do not make good choices Jalaperilo: oh wow. i think i had a hairband like that Pheonix: they do not thenightetc: A pinball witch? Knock Out: Whoever played the witch is clearly enjoying herself. Pheonix: yis Pheonix: oh yes Jalaperilo: but do any of them play a mean pin ball? Pheonix: the kid used to thenightetc: ...You sure you want to do that Thebes: KID WHY Pheonix: king of the mall thenightetc: Seems like the kind of thing that might get you, I don't know, trapped in the game forever Pheonix: awww game over Pheonix: restart! thenightetc: It's clearly too big for his head Pheonix: I think BD would approve of the smashing Pheonix: and possibly Impact would as well Knock Out: Breakdown would have kept the mace. Pheonix: He is smart like that Pheonix: but his hammer is better than the mace Jalaperilo: breakdown is smart cookies though Pheonix: he is Pheonix: so smart and awesome Pheonix: KO is a lucky mech thenightetc: Hahahahha Knock Out: And just to shake things up... Jalaperilo: ?? Jalaperilo: jabony? Jalaperilo: what is this? Thebes: Why do I remember these lyrics Pheonix: salute your shorts Knock Out: A must for a 90s horror night. Knock Out: Or so I've been told. Pheonix: just thinking the same Thebes: it IS very aggressively 90's Pheonix: mmmm licorice Jalaperilo: urgh. licquoris Pheonix: :) more for me thenightetc: Ewwww, don't hold it by the rubber part Pheonix: so gross thenightetc: wash your hands you filthy children thenightetc: ...Okay, that's also gross. Putting toothpaste on the floor like that. thenightetc: Somebody's going to step in that. Thebes: the child in the headband speaks the most sense of all of them Pheonix: yes Jalaperilo: time for me to go to bed x x x Jalaperilo: night all! thenightetc: goodnight! Knock Out: Goodnight, jalaperilo human! Jalaperilo: good night knock out cybertronian! Pheonix: night! thenightetc: Uhhhhh thenightetc: ewwwwwww Pheonix: awww Pheonix: poor harry Knock Out: After this, I'm thinking one more to end the night on. Pheonix: kk Pheonix: :) thenightetc: Is this a Ruffles ad Pheonix: maybe Pheonix: suspicious thenightetc: Haha, barely even waited for them to leave Pheonix: jeez Pheonix: donkey lips Pheonix: XD thenightetc: All that screaming says otherwise thenightetc: Who does he think this guy is, he's clearly not a teenager Pheonix: thats the counselor thenightetc: ...So did they just leave the counselor strung up.....welp Pheonix: yep Knock Out: Doesn't that kill humans? thenightetc: Mmmmaybe? Pheonix: is should have Knock Out: Does anyone have any closing Are You Afraid of the Dark recommendations? Pheonix: you pick Pheonix: :) Thebes: You choose good things Pheonix: KO does Pheonix: he has excellent taste after all thenightetc: Is that Harry Potter Knock Out: Oh, you. Knock Out: The old human was Ratchet. Pheonix: haha Pheonix: so grump thenightetc: Ew Pheonix: so gross thenightetc: Ewwwww thenightetc: Does that same old lady come there every night? Knock Out: Apparently? Pheonix: appears so Knock Out: Wipe down everything he touches, kids. Pheonix: don't let him touch anything Thebes: tiny Hagrid is weirding me out thenightetc: So it's cursed, right, like the video in The Ring Pheonix: yep Knock Out: It's probably full of weevils. Have fun with that. thenightetc: Murders other movies thenightetc: by magic~ Pheonix: ohyes Pheonix: oh god it is ratchet thenightetc: ...Isn't that a real movie? Pheonix: nosferatu? Yep Knock Out: Apparently, they liked the disgusting little man's Nosferatu fanfiction. thenightetc: Maybe he just took an existing movie and cursed it? Pheonix: feed it movie people Pheonix: feed it thenightetc: I guess it's out of copyright Knock Out: Cursed it, fed it some people, spliced in nudes of himself. Pheonix: tasteful nudes of course Pheonix: this is a classy film after all Knock Out: There's a lot of "just friends" hand holding in these. Pheonix: yep thenightetc: dude thenightetc: don't try to get out of the deal with the demon wizard guy Knock Out: Oh, he's puffing up. Now you've done it. Pheonix: never a good sign thenightetc: whooooop Knock Out: His name is Count Orlok. Pheonix: nibble nibble Pheonix: dude needs a dentist thenightetc: needed a dentist like eighty years ago Knock Out: Those buck teeth wouldn't pierce a neck cleanly. thenightetc: Well, the wound did look pretty nasty Knock Out: True. Pheonix: true Knock Out: And many, many things to touch. Knock Out: With his sour little touching fingers. Pheonix: with his creepy fingers Pheonix: that are probably sticky Pheonix: great stream KO Knock Out: Why, thank you! Pheonix: thank you for hosting thenightetc: Yes! Entertainingly cheesy :) Knock Out: Thank you all for coming! Pheonix: Say KO, have you seen Hocus Pocus? Knock Out: I have not. Pheonix: if you get the chance it is awesome! Knock Out: Will do! Pheonix: the little girl makes me think of Impact Pheonix: smol and sassy Pheonix: :) Pheonix: and loves animals Knock Out: Well, I'm sold. Pheonix: and it is delightfully campy Pheonix: XD Pheonix: with sly adult humor slipped in that went over kids heads Pheonix: *to clarify the modern little girl not the old timey little girl Knock Out: If it's got camp, I'm there. Pheonix: if you get the chance you should watch Knock Out: I'll be sure to! Pheonix: Happy Halloween! Pheonix: Hope you, BD and Impact have a ghoulishly good time! Knock Out: Good night, and happy Halloween! Don't let Dr. Vink put his fingers in your dreams! thenightetc: Happy Halloween! And goodnight Pheonix: lol Pheonix: oh no Pheonix: Im off to watch 'arsenic and old lace' Pheonix: it is halloween tradition Knock Out: Always a classic. Pheonix: yes it is Pheonix: Have a good night Knock Out: You as well! Pheonix: I'm off to panama, to dig a new lock in the canal ;)

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mikelogan · 7 years

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JDox for the ship meme!!

General:

How long will they last? - Forever and ever, amen

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I have so many different HCs ranging from the two of them meeting right before JD even starts at Sacred Heart to not getting together until JD’s leaving Sacred Heart, and anywhere in between.

How was their first kiss? - Two options: it was either extremely sudden and passionate and full of built-up need and desire OR it was soft and slow and tender and not at all what either of them expected it to be but completely and totally perfect

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Almost always Perry. JD understands Perry’s reservations about marriage, but for the record, he would have said yes just about whenever Perry asked

Who is the best man/men? - Turk is JD’s best man and Ben would be Perry’s (though if Ben’s not still alive, it’d be Kelso)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elliot would be JD’s and Jordan would be Perry’s, but Carla could be either tbh. I see her as being more of Perry’s, but she would definitely have a place in the ceremony. And if Kim is in the picture, she’d also be JD’s.

Who did the most planning? - JD, of course.

Who stressed the most? - JD would get stressed about the planning aspect of it, but Perry would be stressed because he wants the wedding to be everything JD wants it to be and he doesn’t want to disappoint him or fall short in any way.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. I don’t think that it would be bonkers, but JD would want it to be really beautiful and elegant and well, they’re both doctors. They’ve got the money for it.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Janitor. He crashed anyway.

Sex:

Who is on top? - I’m assuming this is related to position and not who bottoms/tops. Perry is on top most of the time (unless JD’s feeling particularly desperate) and he also tops 98% of the time.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Usually JD, though I do love the idea of Perry not being able to keep his hands off JD.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head Don’t appreciate the cis/heteronormativity here, but I don’t think they’re always kinky, but they occasionally break out toys and blindfolds and handcuffs.

How long do they normally last? - I definitely think they’d have a lot of quickies when they’re at work (supply closets, on-call rooms, Perry’s office when he becomes Chief) but when they’re at home and can take their time with each other, they make it last and they make it count.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Tbh I feel like Perry is always making sure JD is taken care of a little more than necessary, but it always evens out in the end.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. They can get pretty rough, especially since that’s how I think JD’d like it (though you wouldn’t know it from looking at him), but every so often, they slow down and take their time and it’s really gentle and tender and melts my heart.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - The “naturally” kind of annoys me here, but depending on when they get together they could have 1, 2, or 3 biological children from different relationships, though I headcanon JD as trans, so there’s a chance that he could carry their child, so that’s a possibility too

How many children will they adopt? - I don’t think they would

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - JD, probably, just because he loves taking care of the kids, but they try to keep the childcare as even as they can

Who is the stricter parent? - Perry, definitely, but only because he loves and cares for his children so much

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Perry!

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - JD usually. He always puts cute notes in the lunches, too.

Who is the more loved parent? - Omg they’re both loved equally! The kids know they can get away with more on JD’s watch, but Perry is an Ultra Softie when it comes to his kids as long as they’re behaving. And any time Jennifer gives Perry puppy dog eyes, he just melts

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Honestly, I don’t really see either of them being very into that, but if anyone, I think it’d be JD.

Who cried the most at graduation? - JD bawls his fucking eyes out at any slightly momentous occasion in the kids’ lives.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - JD would be the first one the kids call, but JD always tells Perry everything. They don’t have secrets, so imagine the kid expecting JD to show up, but Perry does. He picks up the kid and they get a very lengthy lecture on the way home.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - I think JD would like to cook. Perry was a bachelor most of his life and probably subsisted on cafeteria food and takeout, so he likes when JD cooks for them.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - JD, but neither of them are very picky to begin with.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together and Perry spends the majority of the time vetoing half the shit JD puts in the cart.

How often do they bake desserts? - JD LOVES baking around the holidays. Perry happens to love coming home to the smell of cookies and brownies in the oven

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Perry’s definitely a meat lover and JD likes both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Perry!!! He’s not always romantic, but when he is, he goes all out and it usually makes JD emotional

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - JD. He’s just more social as a person than Perry is, but once Perry gets along with JD’s friends, he doesn’t mind it as much

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It sounds like something JD would do, but I don’t think either of them are as inept at cooking as I am lmao

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Perry’s a generally neat person and it tends to drive him a little crazy when JD leaves his dirty clothes lying on the floor next to the hamper

Who is really against chores? - JD, probably, but he does pull his own weight. He just doesn’t like being told to do something. He’d rather do it on his own terms

Who cleans up after the pets? - JD’s the one who insists on having them, so he takes on that responsibility

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - JD lmao

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - JD. That’s about the only time he wants things to be perfect, especially when Paige comes to visit the first time and she stays with them. He’s so worried about impressing her that he goes on this weird cleaning spree

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Perry. He finds a lot of things there. Finder’s keepers!

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - JD. He also loves shower sex.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Perry. Even though he didn’t want the damn thing, they eventually become really bonded.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - The moment it hits September 1st, there are fall decorations courtesy of JD. October 1st means it’s Halloween. November 1st is Thanksgiving, aka cornucopias all over the house. December 1st through about February is Christmas Christmas Christmas. And don’t get me started on Valentine’s Day.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Perry wants JD to be as happy as he possibly can be. He is so devoted to him and do absolutely anything for him. JD just loves Perry so much that he feels like Perry is literally a part of him. They really have a give-and-take relationship that is so solid to its core that it would take something completely unstoppable to break them apart.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - JD

Who plays the most pranks? - JD, but he sucks at it

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Who do ya think?

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! (Accepting) - @personalitystruggle

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? - With a lot of work then ‘til death do they part!’

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Chloe fell in love hard and fast, but Max took a little longer.

How was their first kiss? - Awkward as hell and on a dare. After that, then it was really nervous and cute and awkward; more of a desparation thing than anything.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Chloe! She’d been planning it for absolutely months!

Who is the best man/men? - Either David or a guy from work.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Jeez, more than likely Kate? Or Dana? And some women from where Max works.

Who did the most planning? - Max. Chloe was working far too much to get too involved. Her job was to turn up.

Who stressed the most? - Again, it was Max!

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Victoria. Victoria Chase.

Sex:

Who is on top? - They’re VERY versatile so both?

Who is the one to instigate things? - Normally it’s Max, because Chloe doesn’t want to overstep anything!

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Again; it all depends on the moods. If they’re particularly rough then not very long.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Hella YES. Unless, y’know, it’s one of their birthdays.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2. They have a girl, Riley (their eldest), and a boy, William (their youngest)

How many children will they adopt? - They considered it, but after Will turned out to be a toddler terror, they put a pin in it.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Max! Mainly because Chloe has the parenting skills of a potato. Not that she doesn’t try her hardest, though!

Who is the stricter parent? - Max mostly; though Chloe is the scarier of the two. When she’s pissed, they know they messed up.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Riley. And Max. A mix of both of those.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Chloe! She packs all of their lunches at the same time!

Who is the more loved parent? - Both of them. But they tend to drift towards Chloe more, as she’s the ‘fun’ parent.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Max. Max cares more about grades and stuff than Chloe does, but they do tend to do that type of stuff together.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Chloe. ‘Nuff said. Even pre-school graduation.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Statistically it’d be Chloe; though she’d be more pissed than Max would be, having done stuff like that herself.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Both. At the start it was Chloe, but as time goes on it’s both.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Max. Mainly because she only eats light meals. Chloe eats anything and everything put in front of her.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of them! Depends who’s closest to the store. But more often than not it tends to be Chloe, as she’s the driver.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not often at all.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAT ALL THE WAY.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Chloe, to make up for the fact that she forgot their anniversary, like, two days afterwards.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - More often it’s Chloe, especially after the kids come along. Max doesn’t like leaving them with anyone but family.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Max, at the start of their relationship.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - MAINLY Max. Because Chloe works all the shifts she can to earn that $.

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them, really? They do that shit as a team!

Who cleans up after the pets? - Chloe, because when she takes their pupper for a walk she gets to smoke.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Chloe; again. Out of sight, out of mind.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Max turns into ‘helicopter host’. She deep-cleans EVERYWHERE.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Max, because she cleans more.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Max. She likes the steam; what can I say? Plus, Chloe’s more of a cold-shower person.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Chloe, again. Like I said, it gives her a chance to smoke a little bit.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday. Halloween, Christmas. Thanksgiving (though that’s only minimal). The Price-Caulfields really get INTO this stuff.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To keep their promises to each other as kids? To live the rest of their lives normally, and not being scared of death at every turn?

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Chloe. Like I said; poor girl’s exhausted.

Who plays the most pranks? - Chloe teams up with the kids and pranks Max. The sheer amount of shitty photos on Max’s laptop is comical.

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Here Are Your November 2019 Wellness Horoscopes

Did somebody order their November 2019 wellness horoscopes? They’re coming in scorching!

Halloween could also be over, however we’re coming into Scorpio season with Mercury retrograde in full power. Sure, we might imagine it’s ominous—nevertheless it doesn’t need to be. Instead of being fatalistic concerning its typical communication delays, digital malfunctions, and flipped and reversed negotiations, strategy Merc retro proactively. But how, you ask? Read your November 2019 wellness horoscopes (solar and rising) to astrohack your approach via the month. I promise you’ll make it out alive and kicking!

November 2019 Wellness Horoscopes

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23-NOVEMBER 21)

Happy Scorpio season! Unfortunately, equally to the Libran birthday girls and boys in October, you might need had a rocky begin to your birthday season. However, November brings with it higher features, significantly close to November 12’s full moon. It’s a *glowing* time for love and enterprise, particularly the place creativity is worried. (Mercury retrograde isn’t usually time to dealer genius offers, however contemplate this corridor go a cosmic birthday present.) Harness these constructive vibes via November 24, when Neptune (inspiration, desires) opposes Uranus (surprises, dissent). Mindfully hearken to any criticism, enable your self time to digest it, and solely reply from a spot of calm understanding. Resist any urges to fall into poisonous patterns or retaliate with deadly Scorpion venom. Remember: You’re a grasp at letting issues marinate earlier than performing; right here’s a chief alternative to do exactly that. Finally, when Neptune goes direct on November 27, anticipate larger wins of the center whether or not solo or boo’d up.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21)

Attention all Archers: You’ll be the social butterfly of Scorpio season. Break out your glitziest social gathering frocks and prep some Collagen Pop cocktails, significantly within the days earlier than and after the complete moon. But be additional cautious at your 9 to five with any mid-month assignments. Read: Back up any vital tasks in order to not fall sufferer to Merc retro’s technical difficulties and 11th-hour issues. But now, again to the good things! Venus (love, magnificence) and Jupiter (idealism, advantage) meet in your signal from November 24 via 26. It’s a lovely pre-holiday interval to assemble with pals and meet potential suitors. Just fight the concurrent Mars/Uranus opposition, which may depart you inclined to illness or fatigue. Eat the rainbow and discover ways to sleep higher to remain in tip-top form. Last however not least, circle the Sag new moon on November 26. It’s one of the best time for you this yr to take stock of your objectives and get to manifesting them.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19)

Continue making your rounds with VIP’s and higher-ups, particularly these related to previous pals/colleagues and your previous at giant. With November 12’s full moon in fellow earth signal Taurus and Mars in your own home of professionalism via November 18, I’d be stunned should you didn’t nab that prized undertaking or obtain excellent news following an interview. On prime of that, Neptune will give your love life a lift on the full moon. It has the ability to be transformative, so be receptive if somebody strikes your fancy. Someone you care about might have disillusioned you round October’s new moon, and one thing comparable might come up at November 24’s new moon with the Mars/Uranus opposition. Play it cool and give attention to paving your approach for a fruitful future; prize long-term positive factors over short-term woes. Need some assist? Breathing workout routines are a fantastic, pure approach that can assist you handle your temper and clear your head. You’re in for excellent luck come December, so belief that something wonky this month will dissipate before later.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18)

Near October 26’s new moon, you might need handled chaotic circumstances concerning your profession and/or house. Did you stop your job so you possibly can pursue a extra rewarding endeavor? Were you provided a profitable alternative, albeit yet one more distant than you’d choose? Truth be informed, you will not be utterly out of the woods simply but. But with energetic Mars in your own home of professional achievements from November 18 via January three, you’re more likely to strike profession gold by 2020. Additionally, Neptune in your second home of earnings will go direct on November 27, which has been retrograde since Cancer season. Trust that any latest challenges will work themselves out. (With Merc retro till November 20, you don’t need to signal main contracts anyway. Pesky surprises and adjustments of duties would seemingly come up down the highway.) Next, November 24 might carry with it stunning information associated to your property or household; put together to get your geese so as. Similarly, in case your digs don’t emanate constructive vibes, it’s time for a refresh. Consider redecorating or rearranging in line with the age-old ideas of feng shui.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 19-MARCH 20)

November is a superb month so that you can get your cash proper. Come up with a brand new long-term technique for monetary wellness, pay down debt, or minimize extraneous bills. Mars in your eighth home via November 18 might have you ever spending a bit greater than standard, however regardless, anticipate larger monetary empowerment. Next, with Venus conjunct Jupiter on November 24 in your own home of honors, your popularity is about to shine. November 26’s new moon will solely increase this facet, so get able to steal the highlight at work. Raise your profile and don’t hesitate to make your rounds at vacation or end-of-year events. Additionally, your ruling planet of Neptune will go direct after a five-month retrograde interval on Thanksgiving Eve. Here’s a minimum of one level of gratitude to share on the dinner desk! Expect to see greater positive factors in your long-term ardour tasks going ahead. Neptune will keep stable via mid-June 2020, so there’s no must rush. Finances and popularity apart, you possibly can indulge your considerate inside Fish by doing experimental self-work at house. My suggestion? Tap into dream psychology to get higher acquainted together with your unconscious and uncover solutions to mysteries IRL.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

This month, you’re channeling 1994 Snoop Dogg, together with your thoughts in your cash and your cash in your thoughts. If you need to ask for a increase, be a bit extra *laid again* by ideating cheap justifications behind your asks, as an alternative of stepping into with full Ram power. Additionally, wait it out till the complete moon on November 12. Or even higher, harness help from Venus’s alignment with Jupiter round November 22 to 25. (Mercury retrograde may fit towards you earlier than going direct on November 20, so I like to recommend circling the later dates.) Just be ready when your ruling planet, Mars, opposes Jupiter on the identical time, which may carry some sudden monetary setbacks. Other areas to be careful for presently embody spats with S/O’s or colleagues. Musts: Avoid impulsive reactions and channel any aggressive power into one thing productive. Aries take nicely to intensive exercises like HIIT and sprinting, so burn energy as an alternative of burning bridges. For extra R&R, contemplate releasing stress with acupressure or gua sha, as Rams rule the top and face.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

If you’ve been feeling extreme strain with any type of partnership, know that these rising pains are for the great. To be forewarned is to be forearmed, as they are saying. By bringing any points to the floor, you’ll be higher in a position to proceed with a extra productive plan of motion, even when it results in chopping ties. You might need felt this stress on the final new moon, and it might come up once more round November’s new moon. Conversely, should you and your companions’ communication types are open and trustworthy, then it’ll proceed to be easy crusing. In the center, with November 12’s full moon in your signal, take stock of your wants and objectives for the approaching yr. Something vital might come to an in depth, which might open pathways for one thing new and rewarding. Even higher, constructive cash information is more likely to come your approach. If you could apply for a mortgage or grant, accomplish that round month’s finish. Other star dates embody November 25 and 27, kicking off a festive 4 weeks good for getting glam and socializing up a storm. Go for the glow with a microinfusion facial or complement with brightening vitamins for an additional increase.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Since Geminis (and Virgos) are dominated by Mercury, Twins are extra liable to feeling the haphazard results of Merc retro. But it doesn’t need to be all doom and gloom. Simply push again any new initiatives and as an alternative be productive by tackling minor duties in your to-do listing. Next, Mars entered Libra on October three the place it’ll keep via November 18, making a good time to have heart-to-hearts with pals. Sustainable, wholesome relationships play a significant function in longevity and high quality of life, so use this facet to your benefit. However, you might need to hibernate on the full moon on November 12. Take care to recharge, particularly for the reason that final week of the month will get fairly packed. Geminis are sometimes go go go, however the mantra for now’s sluggish, sluggish, sluggish. Book a lymphatic drainage therapeutic massage to expel any poisonous buildup, or just hit the hay early to get up to a greater complexion and extra power. Dates/tricks to contemplate: Tame your mood on November 24, solidify a relationship or deal on November 26 (plus 10 days), and prepare for terrific work or cash information from an sudden supply from November 27 via mid-December.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

With Saturn and Pluto holding sway over your relationships for the previous two years, you might really feel as if your love life has been extra heavy drama than gentle rom-com. Things will ease up come December/January, so Crabs want to carry out only a bit longer. Next, November 12’s full moon will kickstart motion on a number of fronts. You might head to a bustling social occasion, the place you possibly can get pleasure from your time and overlook any lingering woes. Additionally, with Mars in constructive alignment with Jupiter, you’re certain to obtain excellent news concerning your property, household, and probably work. Ride these highs whilst you can, since month’s finish will shift the main target again to urgent issues of the center. Want to maintain busy to keep away from getting overwhelmed by your feelings? Find a wholesome distraction. Channel your power into your work, do old-school workout routines, or whip up a scrumptious, nutritious recipe to nurture your abdomen and soul alike.

LEO (JULY 23-AUGUST 22)

You might need obtained unsavory information concerning your property or household on the finish of October, and the same improvement might come up round November 24. Don’t let that Leo hearth make you burst into flames. Instead, weigh your choices and act from a spot of level-headed cause. On the intense facet, the week surrounding November 12’s full moon is about to gentle up your profession and popularity. VIP’s are beginning to discover you, however you’re not fairly on the apex of the company ladder simply but. In reality, arduous work would be the governing theme for my fellow Lions in 2020, so now’s solely the beginning of long-term work wins, star standing, and money-making magic. (Those working in inventive, performance-based pursuits—i.e., prime Leo territory—will reap even larger rewards.) It’ll assist to clear your own home, burn sage or Palo Santo, and perhaps even arrange a house workplace. However, take care to keep away from burnout and find time for the stuff you love—luxe remedies amongst them. Perhaps an intuitive facial will do the trick, or perhaps a deep-tissue therapeutic massage will get you purring. Finally, November 26’s new moon in Sagittarius will likely be in Leo’s fifth home of real love. Over the 10 days that observe, you possibly can pave the best way for a brand new romance or plan a dreamy getaway together with your S/O.

VIRGO (AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 22)

As I discussed to your fellow Mercury-ruled signal of Gemini, you’re extra more likely to really feel the pressures and burdens spurred by the planet’s retrograde. The full moon at mid-month might encourage progress, however Merc retro’s opposition might name it a wash. Sidestep emotions of defeat and know you’ll be all of the simpler in due time. I do know that productiveness is in your DNA, however use this era to take a break. Or on the very least, give attention to small wins as an alternative of large-scale victories. For occasion, you possibly can put your perfectionist bend to make use of by tailoring your subsequent grocery haul for optimum intestine well being, as Virgos are the signal most aware about GI points. (Let me reiterate: small wins!) Next, the brand new moon on November 26 will encourage you to refresh your property in time for the vacations. Donate or toss something amassing mud or that now not serves you. You may up-level your dwellings by adorning with jade stones or diffusing patchouli important oils, Virgo-specific bearers of calmness and serenity.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22)

Similar to your reverse signal of Aries, cash issues will come to the fore in November. However, whereas they’re gunning for a increase, you might be struggling to maintain your head afloat in a sea of seemingly limitless bills or money owed. Don’t let a dwindling checking account get you down, although. Jupiter brings luck to your own home of communication, so that you’re in place to start out or increase a facet hustle within the realms of speech, writing, and media at giant. On one other notice, with Venus in Sagittarius in your third home via November 25, it might be price shelling out a couple of additional bucks for a fast getaway to revive your spirits. You may even occur upon a brand new love curiosity in your travels. The greatest time for a weekend tour could be from November 9 to 10, however should you can’t get away, search concord elsewhere. Some concepts: Step up your wellness sport by balancing your doshas or training grounding yoga poses. Greater alternatives will come up for you subsequent month, so maintain trivia within the meantime.

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for the boys, bc, why tf not :')

[[I really needed this, thank you Sweet Pea!]]

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

How long will they last? - Until the end of time

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Their connection was almost instant, but it took time for them to get together because of Alec still being in the closet and struggling to do things he wanted vs. what he was told.

How was their first kiss? - 20 out of 10; in both books and show.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Alec

Who is the best man/men? - Jace was best man for Alec, Simon for Magnus

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Clary, Izzy, Catarina and MAdzie

Who did the most planning? - Magnus

Who stressed the most? - They were both equally stressed over it

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Camille Belcourt and Robert Lightwood

Sex:

Who is on top? - It depends on their moods.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - This depends on the circumstances around the situation. Sometimes it’s a short time and others it can be hours.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - 100% yes

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0

How many children will they adopt? - Besides Max and Raf? Probably one or two more.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Magnus has more time at the loft as High Warlock, so he usually does.

Who is the stricter parent? - Alec, but he can be a pushover depending on the situation

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alec

Who is the more loved parent? - This is entirely factored on whether or not the boys are mad at one of them.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Magnus.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Magnus

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Magnus

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alec

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do

How often do they bake desserts? - Alec has a sweet tooth, but they bake desserts at least once a week.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - It’s a balance between the two.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - This can depend. They have to work around their own schedules and sometime siblings are used to ensure they get to the dinner plans first.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Magnus

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Alec

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - This is dependent on their moods

Who is really against chores? - Like the manual chores? Magnus.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They only have Chairman, but they both clean the litter box. Magnus makes sure Chairman gets his bath, however.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Alec

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Magnus

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Alec.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depending on how bad patrol was, Alec can. But they usually just share the shower.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dogs, so neither.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Magnus decorates the loft for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but HAlloween there’s basically a month long block party because Magnus decorates the block around the loft.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be together forever.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Magnus, but when Alec’s had a long night, he will sleep well after non.

Who plays the most pranks? - Their sons.

#pulchrousati #aku cinta kamu;; Malec #howls to the moon;; answered

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We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s). Holy craps what a ride. Well, we are on day zero and probably have seen or are seeing The Last Jedi as we speak. So for now here is some bonus goodness from some of our beloved authors before we go on a much needed holiday hiatus and Last Jedi binge. See you in 2018!

Gundy

The Audacity of A New Hope

Our 50-Day Countdown was really tough. What really surprised me about my performance during the countdown is I never really ran into a creative block. My biggest challenge was finding the time to do what I wanted in the time allotted. If it became clear that I would not have enough time to create the post I wanted, I somehow found a way to post something faster to buy myself extra time.

Each of us had to publish every four days, and with each other as our own best critics, the posts had to be solid. JERMAINE SOLID.

Sometimes an idea hit me and I had it turned around in 24 hours: “Rey Mind Trick“, “Midichlorox“, and “Chalmun’s Cantina Sippy Cups” are good examples of this. One post, “‘Made To Suffer’ by Guest Artist Edvard Munch“, actually happened by accident and I just followed it to the new conclusion which was really fun!

The Red Arm Diaries

C-3PO’s red arm was a source of hilariousness for me. It’s absurd how it is introduced, made to be an object of mystery and speculated upon, and then by the end of The Force Awakens, replaced with the normal, gold arm.

I’d planned to focus almost entirely on the Red Arm in a series called “The Red Arm Diaries”. This would include equally-absurd theories of how the red arm came to be. Yes, I am aware that the real story behind the red arm is out there to be discovered, but the average movie-goer isn’t going to do that. I had planned to create one-page vignettes around what transpired between Episode 6 and 7 that could account for the red arm.

In the end, I only did one comic, “Reunite Us, Interruptus“. I’m not sure if I got tired of drawing old Goldenrod or just lost faith in the idea. The other ideas that I did make a priority are still things I’m very happy with. In general, I just wish I’d done more comics.

The Reject Pile

Here are some ideas I decided NOT to do…

“The Red Missile”

I had the idea for a short comic where “Holiday Special” Boba Fett’s backpack missile kept getting him in trouble whenever he wanted to rent a creature to ride – by accidentally firing and choking them. So he’d have a reputation for just being a lousy customer and not the bounty hunter everyone fears him as.

In starting the research, it made me really sad to hear about all of the incidents in the 70s that led to toys no longer being able to fire missiles on which children can choke. So I scrapped that idea. I really wanted to make that pop culture reference work, but not on the backs of dead children. Well, this time.

“The Shortest Fan Cut of ANH”

I thought it would be funny to show how simple things would be if R2-D2 had simply started flying as he did in Attack of the Clones but in A New Hope.

So, the droids land of Tatooine… C-3PO mounts up on R2, they bypass the jawas and the Lars farm and simply fly to Obi Wan’s hermit hut. They fly to Mos Eisley and hire Han and Chewie AND they are able to arrive on Alderaan before it blows up! Later, they simply mount a bomb on him and send him into the exhaust port, flying, kamikaze-style. The end.

“A Christmas Falcon”

I have a lot of great photos from my childhood, opening Star Wars toys on Christmas morning, wearing Star Wars pajamas. I just couldn’t think of a way to make that slice of nostalgia into a post.

Yeah! The Imperial Troop Transport!

Christmas Falcon! PJs!

Whoa, how did this get in there!

Thanks for reading!

Samson

It really doesn’t surprise me anymore about how much back story can be created pertaining to the most random stuff in A New Hope. Case in point, the large skeleton of some beast that roamed the Dune Sea of Tatooine, which 3PO just happened to walk by, in search of rescue. I don’t know when they first started calling it a Krayt Dragon. It must have be a while back ago, cause when I was looking up images of the skeleton, I knew to look up “Krayt Dragon.” Apparently they are the apex predators of Tatooine. Too bad we didn’t see a living one in the film take down a Bantha or some Jawas.

My problem isn’t so much with all the back story stuff, be it official or fan fiction. My problem is with all the art being created hypothesizing what the creature actually looked like in the flesh. All the renderings pretty much show a traditional, elongated dragon head complete with horns around the back of the head. Even Terryl Whitlatch, who designed a lot of the creatures for Episode I, drew her dragon with fairly long snout. I really love the illustration, but that skull just doesn’t match the source material. If you look at the skull in the film, it’s a stubby head with no horns. It almost looks like a Camarasaurus (sauropod dinosaur) head, but with pointy, needle teeth. The only illustration that comes close to the skeleton on film is a painting by Ralph McQuarrie depicting two sand people hunting a Krayt Dragon. I think it was part of the original pitch art he created for Uncle George, but I’m not entirely sure about that. It may have been done much later for some book, regardless the head on this dragon looks rather stubby. Either way, there sure is a crap load of stuff for a background skeleton that only appears for a few seconds on screen. But that’s the appeal of Star Wars. All these little details, bringing the world to life, that people will obsess over and latch onto… even 40 years later.

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Counting down origin

Well a quick tale of truth is 2 years ago I decided to countdown the days till The Force Awakens by myself despite Phil Collin’s song Against All Odds. Well take a look at me now Phil! I started at 100. That’s one more bottle of beer on the wall per the song and I don’t even drink! And without any preparation or knowledge of Star Wars(lie). Yeah in retrospect it was a crazy venture seeing how there is life. But I went with it. Using facebook as my vehicle of display, each day I posted something new. In the beginning it was just me googling the hell out of SW related items and trying to find the funniest or most interesting ones. But then I started to actually create my own. It seemed more ownable and frankly the kids (7-12 friends) loved it.

Some of those “classic” ones were inserted into this countdown because dammit I could do what I want. Those were The Star Wars Halloween Special (day 45) and Thanksgiving message from the bounty hunters (Day 22). But the rest were new, fresh and stupid! Just don’t forget to tell Kanjiklub!

So short, long story brief, my colleagues at HardCheapKnock decided to do one together for The Last Jedi. This way it was not as daunting with multi folks on it. In truth it still was tough but we frickin’ did it!

Writers notes

Some of the inspiration behind my posts:

Yoda’s Suffering (day 35) – this was intended to be a message about the struggles of children in Uganda. You should read about it on the web if you have time.

Not again Threepio NSFE (day 35) – again about Uganda

Walrus Man Discount Replacement Limb or Other Club (day 2) – This one took about a month to do. Mainly the drawings of every body and part. Actually I had this mostly done before we even started the countdown. Just tweaking it along the way.

Utini Speeder Wreckers (day 15) – This was a homage to a local CHICAGO TV commercial from the early 90’s. Took about 2 weeks to do. And if you think the quality looks shitty that was the intention so wah! Here are some clean behind the scenes photos then jerks.

Anyways God bless you if you sneezed within the hour (otherwise this is void). And God bless Star Wars.

As a reminder although the countdown is over you have 11 more days to enter the: LAST JEDI COUNTDOWN CONTEST! We are giving away a $100 Dollar Fandango Gift Card!!! We know you are going to see The Last Jedi…so we want to buy your second, third or fourth viewings! So it’s quite easy to play. You can do one or all of the following for a chance to win:

Visit Hard Cheap Knock on Facebook

Follow @hardcheapknock on Twitter

Post a tweet

List the hidden numbers you found throughout the countdown – HINT there are 7 of them!

All of the above options must be activated through the fancy little entry form below:

Entry-Form

The more options you do the more your chance of winning increases! Enter today through December 25, 2017. Must be 18 years old to play and be a resident of the USA. For full official rules click here.

0 Days to The Last Jedi! We did it! We passed the time for 50 days by providing memorable Star Wars related content for you the humble and gorgeous viewer(s).

#50 Days of Star Wars #creatures #illustration #Last Jedi #Star Wars #The Last Jedi

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gaschamberblog-blog · 7 years

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Some Dislikes About Going To Boot Camp

A soldiers story about boot camp: "I was there through Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's. Great Lakes are a really inhospitable place between October and April. On the worst days, our Uniform of the Day has been anything we could match under our rain coats, ribbons, ski mask, and also see cap... We looked just like awkward bank robbers marching down the street. Over all I had a lot of fun. Don't get me wrong, I was happy to be out of that place too, but all in all, I have memories. It wasn't being able to keep up with the news around the globe. "In the time that I was moving through, we were on the verge of WW III with all of the stuff that was happening with Hamas, and then the bomb scare that shut down all the airports...besides that, it was the best holiday I've had in years... Though many people would say that being on laundry detail sucks, but that has been my refuge, I always was in there cleaning and studying...I think that space and job helped me maintain my sanity from all the "younglings" that were in my Div. I missed reading the daily newspaper (read comics). All those things you took for granted at home world in your own little went away and you got homogenized. "Now perhaps someone will say there's a gap in when I went through and Jomac, and that's very accurate, but the feelings and feelings were the same. Today it condensed from the 13 months. The real worst part was graduation day but not for what you believe. BTW OP, DH told me that the thing that sucked the worst for him wasn't being able to talk to me...but not only am I his wife and companion, he is fairly whipped (but he likes it. He can possess insight to let you know though. "We knew going in and it was confirmed about ten minutes after we entered the hall. We marched out and marched in and that was the graduation ceremony. I have always felt as though I missed something by not getting the ceremony that was regular but. I overlooked drinking coffee daily. Aside from that, was a pretty great time! I'm just too easy going for my own good, that's really all it is. There were parts of training I actually enjoyed, and all of the rest I've just forgotten about. It was a lot simpler than I anticipated. I frankly have more awful thoughts of "A" college than I do of boot camp. "Frankly I enjoyed all of my time at RTC along with my "A" school in San Antonio...finest 5 month vacation I have ever had...of course I feel that the fact that I was older than the majority of the people going through played a big factor too! (Especially at "A" school when I really could go at and enjoy the "night life" in the pubs...) they might request volunteers or assign it to someone...I spent quite much 2-3 hours a day in there, mostly cleanup, its a big deal come inspection time...and my wife hates the fact I did that, b/c I'm real anal today about the way my washer and drier looks today. . I go and inspect it daily when she does laundry. . I enjoyed it that no one in my div knew what toilette paper was! "I take it back about the one thing sucking was the not being in the know how about daily things on the planet and what was happening...the thing that probably sucked the most, was both times randomly issue. Have a really old hideous (but sweet!) Lady tug in my crotch and ask if that too cozy...I was like umm no that fine (while thinking to myself, I am not going any snugger or she will not be tugging at the fabric... then I realized I had been getting fondled by this older lady...) so wasn't true that you get no action at boot camp... the old women fondle ya at least twice, maybe more if you have to keep shifting. You are just plain curious about a Marine's life or whether you're among those considering to join the USMC, Marine boot camp tales are always pleasant to see and share because nearly Everybody is curious about what goes inside the camp. Oh yes we are all aware of the challenges and hardships! I read one intriguing and funny story and I'd love to discuss it. This is only one of the most funny boot camp stories worth discussing within several beers. This was a Christmas Eve and the recruits were out in the boondocks due to their own training. None of the drill teachers was even mentioning the event until one of the recruits had the chest to deliver the subject up. So that the drill teacher said "You need Christmas? Allow the games begin. You know what happened next? The drill instructor asked half of the platoon to climb a big tree carrying their flashlights some of these were requested to set on the lens. While they had been up there, they sang "Silent Night" and yes they changed their lights on and off! Everybody had a good laugh after. Now that's Marine Christmas. Want to hear another story? It was the day of Halloween and all of the cocoa mix gathered . That's really not a good sign. So everybody is cleaning the DI known as in four recruits and had them begin doing bends as well as their weapons and thrusts. After a few minutes of the ordeal, the recruits would be gasping for air and this is the perfect time that the DI is currently awaiting for to give them a package of the cocoa mix. The ironic cocoa snorted out through their noses and was churned out coming out of both mouth as you've probably figured. Is not that a trick or treat? Humorous Marine boot camp tales are always wonderful to have because it gets the disposition and they kind of take a little strain off. This narrative is about a biography which tried to escape out of Parris Island performing arts training . In rehab, he was at the moment since he'd broken his foot. He had broken his foot doing wind sprints. They put you till you've been healed, when you're hurt during boot camp. He escaped through the night by faking that he went outside for fire watch duty. He was fully dressed in his 782 gear. To start with, he headed in the woods which was assigned to third Battalion and during this first evening, he managed to map out in his mind the whole wooded place. He spent underneath the lining to his poncho. The next evening, he was low on water and he had to sneak into the exercise field to fill up his canteen. He strove to make his way into the head gate, that day. If you're not acquainted with Parris Island, then there's a kind of causeway that leads to the gate that's lined by a lot of skinny palm trees. What he did was that he really walked down the center of the causeway and scurried and hid when the vehicle was coming so that the headlights wouldn't pick him up. After he left it he'd noticed the guard was not really all that careful and that there was only 1 guard on duty. The guard watched TV and every 10 minutes or so, he'd head out and walk about. He did not have a decision, although he knew that his chances of getting caught in the primary gate were large. That was his only way. He ended up crawling really low to the ground in the edge. He did manage to sneak past the guard. Later on a police officer in Beauport caught him. The friendly police officer actually bought breakfast and chatting about the way he'd managed to escape to him. He had been told that he wasn't likely to be sent home and that he had been precious, when the escapee was returned to the Corps. Parenting a teenaged lad is stressful, which is why parents look and hotel for the boot camp for boys. They feel boot camp for boys are the ONLY choice to improve the area of their son. As nearly everything in their may may have tried and this is clear To restrain their boy before even contemplating training college. Apparently boot camps for boys have some ground rules to be followed by boot toddlers for the need that is much disciplinary values which are lacking. These regulations are based on techniques involving rigorous and severe penalties. Hence trainings that are aggressive and treatments may make or break the boys. For an instance, Military Training schools for boys can suppress the rebellious behaviors among guys but it will create. Not although in some instances, the harshness and scare at training schools works in a negative manner breaking the boys' confidence and influencing the tender minds. Therefore a consideration in this regard is highly advisable for a parent that can research and search for options to training colleges for boys. Parents are constantly in a fantastic faith of their boys and they frequently investigate a lot to check the success rate. And the majority of the times they have to read about the great success stories ONLY despite of the high recidivism rate (that is unnoticed) among boys that attend training faculty. The reason why boot camps for boys look a fast fix to parents expecting to regain the control over the problem through toddlers schools leverage that is. Before rehabilitating your son to boot camps that can not render a psychiatric treatment which may be required you need to consider all the PROS and why boot camp sucks CONS. You can seek a help from counselling services that will turn the young boys, rather leaving your boy on the mercy of coaching schools. You may organize your expectations with the distressed boys who are open to accept such discussions if suggested. Recall boot camp to your boys might not always prove to be the ideal choice. You'll NEVER WANT your son to cover it although besides you might prefer to bear a HIGH COST for boy boot camp to all be borne by YOURSELF. Eva Foxman passionate about having fulfilling relationships, particularly and is a mother of two teens that are enormous. Besides raising 2 amazing teens, she enjoys to read, write and discuss parenting experiences, stories, articles and more which can help other people to parent their children. 1 Stop Support for parents offering information, advice, techniques, tools and useful Assistance as well as Boys Boot Camps, Child Behaviour Problem and Child Behavior Disorder. There is A teenager boot camp designed to create experiences which will transform distressed, rebellious kids' behavior. These camps can be costly and so one of those big questions which parents need is? In the following article, we will consider the issues more carefully, so you can determine if this is the best alternative for your teen and you. If a parent arrives in the decision to send their kid to boot camp for troubled teens, there has been a good deal of pain. Most parents do not take this decision lightly. First of all, it is expensive. There are no guarantees. Third, they may struggle with the idea that by sending their teen away, they left them or are giving up. Then your adolescent will certainly point it out, in case you haven't come to this decision yourself. Although adolescence is a time for teens and parents, some children have more of a battle with this transition. In fact, some do not make through it. Most of us have stories from our childhood of troubled adolescents who slipped down the slippery slope, to not return. Perhaps they became medication users. Maybe they died in an auto accident in or they were enticed into the world of crime. Even though these are possibilities for kids who may benefit from adolescent boot camp, a more favorable future is possible. During adolescence, a teen struggles to make. Because it usually means that the adolescent must reject the men and women who love him most to be able to locate himself this job is fraught with hazard. Regardless of whether this is true or not, he will act from these beliefs and become a rebel of the values held by his parents if the teenager believes that his parents don't actually love him, but want to manipulate and control him.

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empressmanuscript · 7 years

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Gamma widow

General:

How long will they last? - By MCU standards two days, by realistic standards a good 10/20 years

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - If you actually watch the movies it was a bit of a slow burn but juuuuust right

How was their first kiss? - Dangerous lol

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Natasha

Who is the best man/men? - Tony and Steve

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sharon again lol... whatever I want Jane there too

Who did the most planning? - Bruce

Who stressed the most? - Bruce

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - After the way she fucked with their brains uuuuuuuuuh Wanda

Sex:

Who is on top? - Eh... Natasha

Who is the one to instigate things? - I really don’t know lol

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - 2 minutes idk

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Sure

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - 5

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Natasha

Who is the stricter parent? - Natasha

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Bruce

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Bruce

Who is the more loved parent? - Bruce

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - It’s equal but if I HAD to pick then Bruce

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Bruce

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Bruce, that’s why he does the cooking

Who does the grocery shopping? - Bruce, but they’re always together

How often do they bake desserts? - Like twice a week

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Salad eater

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Bruce

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Natasha

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Natasha lol

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Bruce

Who is really against chores? - Natasha

Who cleans up after the pets? - Natasha

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - also Natasha

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - oddly Natasha

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Natasha lol

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Bruce lol

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both usually go together, but generally Natasha

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Pretty much only for Thanksgiving, Halloween, and Christmas

What are their goals for the relationship? - They can always make each other strong and to never hide themselves during a crisis

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both

Who plays the most pranks? - Honestly Natasha doesn’t like playing pranks on him and Bruce plays silly dumb ones on her lol

#gamma widow #bisexualsmagnus

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