what up yakoozers, today on Brahk reviews, we have the recent Numskull Designs bike Kiryu (also known as ugly bike Kiryu in fandom circles) for 100~USD
overall statue is of standard quality and the base is very nice (fashioned after the delightful piss laden streets of Kamurocho). the pose is dynamic and the bicycle reference is a hilarious touch for those in the know (insert funny quip here and sponsorship deal) haha because Kiryu uses bikes to NOT kill people haha (montage of Kiryu definitely killing people)
I will be displaying mine on a dusty, rickety shelf because I have no room and he’ll be facing to a side profile because looking at him from the front makes me shit myself so hard I could declare a national emergency
I give him 10 fart hoodies out of 5 scorpion bitch jackets
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yknow. it becomes so much easier to edit your own writing if you pretend it's something your best friend wrote
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That screenshot is so pretty :O
this one? yeah i kinda timed that perfectly 🙏
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lie down on my bed and turned over just to get comfortable only for my spine to pop and crackle
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Me, puts on my ruffly white blouse: for Astarion
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today i made some sort of chia pudding. This is my first time using chia seeds so I wasn't sure what to expect! I used a soy-based yoghurt replacement and a bit of (cow) milk to thin it out and added pieces of frozen mango. And i sweetened it with some palm sugar and used a bit of cinnamon and galangal. Wish i had cardamom!
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14 for the spotify wrapped ask?
De diepte - S10
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Nothing helps a waning migraine like extreme lightning 🌩️🫣
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my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"
me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."
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