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wispforever · 2 years
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a bitchfit in four parts
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Akatsuki ships like random gifs of couples from random romantic movies, cause I’m sad and I need self comfort:
Kakuhida: Noah Calhoun & Allie Hamilton from the Notebook, ‘cause toxic love is their language.
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Kisaita: Eliza Esposito & The Amphibian Man from the shape of water. A lonely woman falling in love with a semi-human marine creature, who is far more human than many of the ones who surround her
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Pain and Konan: Einar Wegner/Lili Elbe & Gerda Wegener from The Danish Girl. Just a lot of angst from a woman completely devoted to her partner, who is like two people in one and is constantly having a battle with everyone and themself.
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Sasodei: Sam Wheat & Molly Jensen from Ghost. Do I really need to explain why? Neverending honeymoon phase, art, eternal love and suffering over one partner’s death and the trauma of leading with it? Yep, sounds like sasodei to me.
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imagineakatsuki · 12 days
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So I saw a few holiday imagines such as Christmas & Hanukkah and that got me wondering how they would feel about some version of Dia de los Muertos/Day of the Dead in their world (or Obon festival)? Since many lost friends and family, etc... you think they would pay respect? Who would be the most to least likely to want to celebrate it and honor their loved ones and how you think they would go about/react if someone they liked or in a relationship celebrates it or told them about it?
Pein/Nagato: He would definitely celebrate this holiday and would be happy if his s/o did as well. He would probably offer to celebrate together (and invite Konan if his s/o was okay with it) to honor Yahiko and all the other good people he’s lost along the way.
Konan: She would love to celebrate this holiday, but only after her s/o brought it up to her first. She prefers to reflect on her losses alone, though she’s grown to understand that maybe it’s not so bad to have someone else there to provide comfort.
Deidara: He doesn’t really care much for the holiday since there’s not a lot of people he cares deep enough that he’s haunted by their loss. However, if his s/o wanted to celebrate it, he would be receptive, both to be a good partner and to enjoy (read: critique) the fireworks at the accompanying festival.
Sasori: He doesn’t really want to celebrate the holiday together. If his s/o brought it up, he’d tell them he is okay with them celebrating it, but not to bring him into it. In private, though, we all know he is still hung up on his losses and is paying his respects in his own way.
Itachi: He would be happy to celebrate the holiday with his s/o if they wanted to do it together, but he would secretly be pained accompanying his s/o through all the festivities. He would prefer to be left alone on that day so he can quietly suffer and truly honor his fellow clansmen like he feels he needs to.
Kisame: He acknowledges the importance of the holiday, but as someone who’s been betrayed and considers himself apart from others, he doesn’t feel he has anyone to pay his respects to. If his s/o asked, though, he wouldn’t mind joining them to make them happy.
Hidan: He would not want to celebrate this holiday and wouldn’t understand why his s/o would want to either. He doesn’t have anyone he wants to honor and doesn’t see the point in paying respects to his kills when they’ve served a greater purpose in his worship of Jashin. Also, one’s neighbor is the ideal sacrifice in his religion.
Kakuzu: He understands why his s/o would want to celebrate the holiday, but doesn’t want any part in it. He would prefer to forget as much of his old life as possible and mourn it only in moments of extreme weakness (which he would not want his s/o to see).
Obito: He would celebrate this holiday with and without his s/o. He would want to enjoy the festivities and bring more cheer to the day when he’s celebrating with his s/o. When he’s alone, though, he would take this moment of paying respect to remind himself why he’s doing what he’s doing and to strengthen his resolve to achieve his goals.
Zetsu: He doesn’t understand the holiday and doesn’t care for it, but he would celebrate it with his s/o if that is what they wanted. He would be mostly confused the whole day, but he would try his best to understand (and if he doesn’t, he would just smile that smile you make when you don’t know what’s going on).
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rainbowfey · 6 months
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Good as Hell
TW: violence, death
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The man screamed like a banshee, which was not surprising, being that he was impaled like a butterfly pinned to a collection board. With a sigh, Hidan fished a piece of dirt from under his fingernail and looked at it for a while before flicking it away casually. He usually enjoyed these moments, but this man was taking decidedly too much time dying. In addition, his deafening howls were so painful to Hidan's ears that he felt the urge to check his eardrums for tears.
Exasperated, Hidan grabbed the end of the iron spear stuck in his chest. With a violent jerk, he twisted it around, relishing the burning sensation as the iron scraped against his flesh. The man's screams took on a different tone and Hidan sensed that the end was only moments away. The screams turned into groans that eventually faded to whimpers.
"Please," the man begged, "please ..."
Hidan gave him a bored look and twisted the iron spear once more. The man gasped and coughed. A fine haze of blood wetted the air between them. Hidan held the man's gaze until his eyes finally grew dim.
Excitement shot through Hidan as his body began to tingle. He stood up, the iron bar still buried deep in his chest. He spread his arms and tilted his head back. His body began to throb as he received his god’s gift. Ecstasy shot through his limbs and Hidan moaned quietly. His hands began to shake uncontrollably and he felt the familiar trembling spread through his body. In faster and faster thrusts his body shook and when the gift reached its peak, he grabbed the iron spear and pulled it out of his chest in one swift motion. He gritted his teeth and grinned grimly as his flesh released the weapon with a squelch. Voluptuously, he stared at the round hole in his chest from which three tiny beads of blood spilled. As if in a trance, he touched one of them with his finger and watched in fascination as the blood slowly turned his fingertip dark red. He licked his finger with pleasure and tasted the sweetness of his blood, which looked almost black in the twilight of the forest.
Hidan sat down cross-legged next to the man's corpse. He looked at the spear, which he still held loosely in his hand, and reached out to thrust it into the ground. At the last moment, his eyes jerked to the side and he let his hand shoot down. With a dull thud, the iron spear drilled into the man's back. Hidan let go of it and nodded in satisfaction as it stuck upright in the corpse. He looked at the wound in his chest, barely visible in the bottomless black of his dead form. He ran his finger over the edges of the wound and trembled as they began to twitch under his touch. Slowly they slid towards each other and Hidan held very still, savoring the painful tugging to the last. When the wound finally closed, he shuddered.
The transformation began at his fingertips. Wistfully, he watched as the black and white of his dead form retreated, only to reveal pale skin. He clawed at the ground and growled as his true form retreated back into his body. Only when his body had returned to the form he wore on the outside did Hidan exhale. The breath came with a groan in which there was no longer any desire. Over the past few months, the feeling of ecstasy was fading faster than he would have liked.
"Forgive me," Hidan murmured reverently, bowing his head to the pentagram emblazoned on the ground like a bloody wound. He had a vague inkling of what it was that made the gift weaker and less fulfilling to him than it had been some time ago. Hidan stood up and pulled the iron spear out of the man's corpse. He wiped blood and scraps of skin from the weapon and slid it into one of the loops hidden in his sleeve. His gaze fell on the man's face, still distorted with fear, even in death.
Hidan huffed contemptuously and gave the corpse a good kick. With a loud crack, the ribs broke under his foot, but even that gave him no satisfaction. He had been wrong, had made a mistake, as he had so often in the past months. This man had boasted about being a great warrior, but in the end he had died like a coward. Hidan spat out in disgust as he thought of the man's pathetic pleas. Back in the good old days, his enemies had died silently, their hatred etched into their dead features for eternity. On this man's face, however, he could see only agony and fear.
"I will send you worthy souls," he promised, clenching his fists. For a moment, he felt as if he could feel the breath of his god on the back of his neck.
He knew what he had to do. Usually he would have returned to his partner now, but Kakuzu could wait. It wasn't as if Hidan was in a hurry to see that bastard's ugly face again. The only thing that mattered was that he erased his mistakes and proved that he was still worthy.
Hidan slid his foot under the corpse's belly and turned it over with a well-aimed kick. The man's head was sticking out at a strange angle and his empty eyes looked right through Hidan. He knelt beside the corpse and searched through the man's pockets in a well practiced motion. It took only a moment for him to find what he was looking for. Hidan straightened up again and tossed the wallet into the air, only to catch it with his other hand. The tantalizing jingle revealed that this sacrifice had been good for at least one purpose.
Hidan cast an appraising glance at the pentagram on the ground before making a decision. This man was not worthy of being marked as a sacrifice for the eyes of others. It took Hidan no effort to remove the divine mark. By the time he was done, there was nothing to indicate that he had made a mistake. Without turning back to the corpse, Hidan left the road and dove into the forest.
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justanotherblonde · 1 year
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Voice, Eyes, Heart (AO3)
happy akatsuki gift exchange @time-to-change-away!
your prompt bit me and didn't let go: Pain/Konan. Setting: A grimy venue. Prompt: Local punk band member Pain instantly starstruck over the woman who came to decorate the venue before the show.
and then you directed your gift-giver to 'Go fully smoked-hog ham and have fun!! :D' i took that to heart. and here we are.
thank you for unlocking something truly amazing with this inspiring prompt!! i hope you enjoy it~
@akatsuki-gift-exchange
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hinakazino · 10 months
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Tobi’s Sister? || Akatsuki w/ child!reader
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Summary: You’re tobi’s sister, that’s it. You may also be the one the Akatsuki love most.
Warnings: Fluff, tiny bit of angst.
Inspired by this piece: uchihas w/ sister!reader.
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You were the last Uchiha ever born, as in you were born a little over a year before the Uchiha Clan Massacre. Obito had known about your presence as it was no secret when a new member was arriving.
Although it was traditional to keep quiet about it until around the 2nd semester out of worry for stressing out the mother. He still found out anyway, and he wasn't sure how to feel about it.
Your arrival was a heartwarming moment. Your mother was very happy for you filled up her heart. Her heart which was dull, was now filled with hope, from the previous loss of her son, him.
It was unfortunate then, that not long after having you that she had gone. That the whole clan had gone, except for you and Sasuke. Obito had debated on your worth but ultimately he chose to keep you and Madara didn't seem to be against it.
Madara himself hearing that he had a little sister had simply said that "we should at least leave out some hope for our clan". So, on the night of the Uchiha massacre you were taken to a secret location, death faked.
From that point on, Obito had raised you on his own and he soon found that you were his love. You were so sweet and adorable, he didn't want anything happening to you. When you came he swore no feelings towards you, yet now you are his weakness.
It wasn't like Obito hid his face from you either, but he knew that he had to keep his plan foolproof so he never told you his real name, sticking to Tobi/big brother. He'd save that revelation for when you were much older.
By the age of 3, you were a healthy toddler who was energetic and intelligent. You picked up things quicker than others, such as walking and talking. Although you weren't a professional you could communicate what you wanted. It was at this age that Obito introduced you to the Akatsuki. Most of the members were surprised by this. Not really by the point that Tobi had this child with him who he had a brotherly relationship with, but more so the point that Pain actually allowed you into the organization.
By the age of 4 you had gotten used to your environment, you were an energetic child. Tobi was personally worried about how the Akatsuki would treat you but nothing bad came out of it. You were given all you needed and treated with the utmost respect.
It was honestly laughable, how the akatsuki. The most powerful criminal organization, dawned in their signature black, red cloud cloaks had this small child. In her small puffy dress running around.
The truth was that not all of the akatsuki knew you personally, they knew you exist but not all have met you. It was decided that you'd be with the main group.
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Pain was at a loss of words, truly, when you were introduced into the equation. He knew right away that you were definitely an uchiha and that you had quite a strong bond with Tobi (for him, "Madara").
But it seemed that out of all things Tobi sincerely meant everything he said about you. He had even cited how Pain and Konan wanted to create a place where children could be happy, "a place I hope she'll be," he said while cradling your sleeping form.
So, Pain ultimately did let you in but not without stating his own terms. Handling a child was not at all easy and if you were to stay with them. You should at least be trained to an extent where you were useful.
After all, the organization doesn’t want any people who’d slow them down. At least, that was the original reason, deep down Pain did feel the need to protect you.
Ultimately a plan was devised, they’d take care of you, teach you, and train you. The more difficult things could be dealt with later on. So, a teaching plan was developed for you when you became apart of the Akatsuki.
Kakuzu had known of your arrival long before any of the other members. As previously Pain had consulted him on this as part of the budget would be put towards taking care of you. This, greatly annoyed Kakuzu.
Kakuzu didn't understand why Pain even cared about you to this extent. He saw this as wasted money, baby formula and diapers weren't cheap. But thankfully, he didn't have to worry about that because by the time you were established as a member you didn't need that anymore.
He eventually didn't mind you at all as you weren't that big of an annoyance. You weren't that interested in him at first. Eventually though due to Pains plan Kakuzu would have to teach you mathematics.
A class, which, to your dismay and Kakuzu's you disliked. Nonetheless he was at least grateful you absorbed knowledge and was quite shocked whenever you'd join into his money-speaking conversations with Hidan.
Hidan was one of the most shocked members, "oh I wonder how strong she is!" he had said. Then when your small form peaked out from behind Tobi, Konan had to reminded him that you were just a child.
Hidan got along with you easily though, and it was no secret the rest of the members enjoyed the "tea parties" you'd host with him and Deidara. Hidan greatly enjoyed your innocence to the world.
Especially your reaction to new things. He remembers laughing so hard when he had you try french fries for the first time, or when you'd seen a shooting star for the first time. He made sure of course, to tell you to make a wish. He really enjoyed your company.
Despite this, Hidan wasn't given an educational role but more so a babysitter rule. It wasn't ideal but he was like a guard for you, since he enjoyed your company he was tasked with keeping an eye on you most of the time.
Deidara reacted exactly like Hidan had, he didn't expect you to be a kid though honestly! When he first saw you he honestly thought you were quite cute. You were so chubby and soft, he loved whenever he'd come back from a long mission. You'd run and hug him!
It was even better when Hidan and him would compete for who you'd hug first. However most of the time you wouldn't choose or just run to Konan instead.
Deidara, unlike Hidan, although being assigned to watch over you partly also was your art teacher. Deidara was not allowed to use explosions at all with you, this was strictly forbidden by Pain and more so by Tobi. Not like he would though after seeing how easily you could get injured. You had merely fell but it'd left you with two bleeding knees that healed fast thankfully since you were still young, but had scared you for awhile. It hurt Deidara to witness that, who would enjoy that anyway?
He mainly just has you make sculptures with him, and it isn't like he hates doing other things besides sculptures. So besides his tendency to destroy things in "the name of art" he really doesn't do that with you also because you had cried once. That was when he realized you were more of a collection person.
Sasori hadn’t given any reaction at all when you’d arrived. He saw it like this, as long as you didn’t disturb him he wouldn’t you. However, it seems like Pain had other plans.
As you technically had to be taught besides being taken care of. It turns out that Sasori had been chosen to be your science teacher. He wasn’t particularly fond of this idea as a child such as you seemed quite dumb, no?
Well he was wrong about you being dumb because you were quite intelligent for your age, but not obedient. Sasori was a man who’d get the job done though so he found a way around your constant moving. It didn't take a genius to figure out kids were active.
He was actually starting to enjoy teaching you then, as you were always excited when he said he had something new for you. You absorbed knowledge from him and always praised him. This stroked his ego a lot.
He was especially impressed at your reaction to his puppets. You’d let out the loudest squeal he’d ever heard and hadn’t even realized it was a puppet. You reminded him of when he was young, and it made him get closer to you.
Itachi had just accepted your presence, although your age shocked him a bit. He was technically considered young himself when he had joined the Akatsuki, and besides he'd seen much worse.
At first, he didn't know how to interact with you but introductions were said and done with Pain's assignment for him. Itachi was to be your actual babysitter, he got you ready for meals, helped dress you, and more.
Pain knew out of everyone here Itachi was kind with kids and knew how to be responsible. Which is why Itachi is your Nanny, always reminding you of naps, rest, and shower time.
It was a bit debated whether it would be Konan or Itachi but Konan was normally rather busy and Itachi had swore to Tobi no harm would come to you. He wasn't one to break promises either. Itachi tried to not become attached to you emotionally but clearly failed. He didn't want to lose another person, or worst comes to worst, be the one to take out that said person. He wasn't an idiot, he knew you were an Uchiha from the moment he laid eyes on you. It was the most shocking of all in your first meeting. He couldn't help feeling grateful in the end however, to know that at least one person was spared from the massacre. This was soon combined with a feeling of guilt though as he knew you were entangled in much more now, he vowed he'd protect you if he could, just like Sasuke.
Eventually, you had come to love Itachi just like a brother, he gave you a sense of familiarity and was super gentle. The same could be said for Itachi, who now saw Sasuke in you.
Kisame was quite amused when you'd joined the Akatsuki. Wouldn't it be rather fun for people to hear of this? Well, either way he thought you'd be scared of him on your first meeting.
Turns out you weren't in the least, you were really curious about him too. When you'd first met your hands had touched his face all over, but what made you love him the most was how high he could lift you.
This was when Kisame first learned just how much kids loved to be tossed around (gently) and he always made sure to lower his strength around you. He actually was quite entertained with you, not as bored as he’d thought.
He was assigned to be your swim teacher, expected really. He began teaching you right away and quickly caught onto your fear of the deep water. Not to fear though because Tobi was there watching your first couple lessons and Kisame controlled the waters to prevent any harm.
He did his best to make the waters seem calm and fun. Whenever he could he’d take you to the beach or a lake. Sometimes Itachi would even tag along with you two as he watched Kisame swim out with you.
Kisame felt proud knowing you were learning quickly. He had bragged about it once to Hidan and Deidara too. They had called him soft towards you but it wasn’t necessarily a lie.
Konan lastly, was your Language/Biology teacher, she came around more often after you came into the equation. You were so adorable in her eyes and she loved whenever you’d run into her arms.
Konan loved your squishy chubby cheeks, most of all your cute voice when you called her name. She was assigned as your biology teacher for obvious reasons. Although this is a more later role she would help you through puberty and such.
She was also your language teacher, helping you learn the characters and to read. Enjoying the fun moment she’d have with you on her lap reading along. You were a kind presence in her world, a reminder of what she hopes to work towards.
Konan is happy to take care of you and you view her much like an older sister. She teaches you so much, and is a very encouraging person. Helping you gain new experiences and also protecting you as much as she can.
© 2023 by Hinakazino, do not translate/edit/claim or use my work in any form.
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katsuyuswritings · 11 months
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— ᕦ kei ᕤ —
a lonely writer who has a few friends. asking for mutuals, also an employed attorney and has no social life 💗
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— MALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)
male; aether, dainslief, kaeya, diluc, albedo, venti, bennett, razor, mika, zhongli, chongyun, xingqiu, xiao, baizhu, tartaglia, itto, gorou, kazuha, heizou, ayato, thoma, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, capitano, dottore, pantalone, scaramouche/wanderer, lyney, neuvillette, freminet, wriosthley
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saiki kusuo, kaidou shun, aren kuboyasu, toritsuka reita, nendou riki, hairo kineshi, makoto teruhashi
denji, aki, angel devil, shark devil (that's literally all)
aifuyo hime/yuzuki, renyue yuzuki, kōhaku hayashi, eijiro yuzuki, aoi hime, anh hyu, eugene hyu, feng xiang
— FEMALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)
female: amber, fischl, noelle, mona, jean, lisa, eula, klee, barbara, xiangling, xinyan, yunjin, ganyu, keqing, shenhe, ningguang, beidou, qiqi, yaoyao, kuki, kujou sara, yae miko, raiden ei/shogun, raiden makoto, kokomi, ayaka, sayu, yoimiya, faruzan, layla, nilou, dori, dehya, candace, dunyarzad, focalors, navia, lynette, yuelin, tsaritsa, la signora, sandrone, arlecchino, columbina, raiden makoto
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kokomi teruhashi, chiyo yumehara/teruhashi, kuriko/kusuko saiki, aiura mikoto, rifuta imu, mera chisato
power, makima, yuro, himeno
katsuyu yuzuki/hime, chiyo hime, shinkkami ayakemi-sanjin (teiko), kohari hayashi, mina noshiro, maikka yue, yan xiang
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— ᕤ can request ᕦ —
smut, suggestive, angst and fluff
aged up characters smut/suggestive
child!reader x parent!character or vise versa
song related storyline
ships and oc x reader
— ᕦ can't request ᕤ —
minor character smut
oc x canon (I have my reasons)
weird shit like armpit kink and others (I don't wanna name them 😨)
Also I know most of y'all are minors... You can't hide from me
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or0ch1maru · 2 months
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i have an idea for some angsty headcanons.
reader got into an accident/fight and got a brain injury making her loose some memories, ability to communicate, walk etc.
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For a solid three minutes I was playing eenie meenie miney mo, trying to pick who I wanted for this lol. Soooooo tonight will consist of some angst with our sadistic bby who has a hard time expressing his emotions😩
Warnings?: argument, reader being called stupid, slight memory loss, raised tone of voice. Comfort but not until the end
Hidan x GN reader😘
•you cursed that shinobi, the one who caused you to lose some of your memories
•because now, you’re stuck in an uncomfortable argument with your partner
•it was rare that Hidan got upset with you, he usually got pissed off with Kakuzu, or an enemy when on a mission, but it still stung when his tone changed and he’d look away from you when speaking
• “it’s not my fault this happened..” you pouted, trying to defuse the situation.
•losing your memory and receiving a head injury was NOT your fault in the slightest. The rogue shinobi you fought against, did their research and knew your weaknesses.
•which was only one. Hidan
• “if you weren’t so stupid, we wouldn’t be having this conversation” Hidan retorted back. His tone shifted, being one full of frustration.
•this fight started when Hidan had mentioned plans you two put together a few weeks ago, but that obviously changed after your accident.
•the day came around and you forgot. He had wanted to take you out for a nice dinner and movie date. The two of you being so busy with back to back missions that you two barely got a full nights rests in the same bed before having to run off.
• “I-.” You would start, opening and closing your mouth multiple times before giving up entirely. Not sure what can help calm down your lover.
• “shut up.” He snaps over his shoulder at you. Tears begin to burn in the corners of your eyes. You’d wish he’d just tell you what was wrong but it’s not always that easy.
•being a member of the akatsuki, let alone dating one would always come with risks and complications.
•they all come from a difficult past, some worse than others. All coming with trauma and issues of some kind
•and you knew that, and it didn’t stop you from falling in love with Hidan. The most sadistic being of this entire group
• “please, just tell me what’s wrong.” You manage to say. Your tone soft, unlike your usual confident voice.
• “it’s nothing important.” Your grey haired lover begins. His tone laced with annoyance. Deep down he knows this isn’t your fault, and he tried his hardest not to let it affect him. Some days just being harder than others for him.
• “apparently today wasn’t special enough for you to remember. What kind of partner are you anyway?” Your heart drops, he doesn’t mean it. He’d never mean something so hurtful. Is what you tell yourself.
• “it’s not my fault…” you say again, the four words fall from your mouth through a choked sob.
•ever since your accident, you’d notice you would forget the smallest of things. Like where you placed the remote after you paused a movie or heating something up in the microwave, only to be reminded when somebody went to use it later on.
•but over the few weeks since you hit your head, the nagging feeling of worthlessness have hit you harder and harder.
•you felt like a failure as a comrade, a ninja, and as a partner. Just like Hidan said, what kind of partner are you if you can’t remember something so basic and easy.
• “get out. Just get out.” You cocked your head and looked at him, his back still turned towards you and you could see the strain he’s putting on himself to avoid looking at you
•which only made you feel even worse
•you crawled out of the comfort of his bed, nervously playing with the sleeves of your jacket as you walked towards the door. “I’m sorry..” the two words fall from your lips quietly, your voice barely above a whisper. But you were still loud enough that he heard you.
•you slipped out of his room without another peep, and disappeared into the confines of yours.
•over the span of a few hours, you’d gone through a range of emotions. Your cries turned to anger, cursing the person who caused this, to telling yourself that you’re okay, and then back to crying.
•sometime during this, you fell asleep, arms wrapped tightly around one of your pillows, wishing it was your boyfriend
•it was late into the evening at this point. Hidan had a lot of time to reflect on how he treated you. Feeling like shit, he opened your door, finding you sleeping. A small smile formed on his face at how cute you looked
• “baby. Love, wake up.” Your partners voice gently pulled you from your rest. You open your eyes, finding him hovering over you. One arm holding him up while the other sits on your waist.
• “I’m sorry. I was an ass to you.” Hidan’s usual gruff voice was soft, his voice a whisper as he finds his words. He lowers his forehead until it’s touching yours.
• “there’s no excuse for how I acted. It’s not your fault. None of this is okay? I love you baby.” He coos, planting soft kisses along your jawline before pressing his lips against yours.
•the two of you stayed like that for a while, snaking your arms around the back of his neck. The immortal flipped, now laying on his back while you straddle his hips. Hands planted firmly on his torso.
• “I’d understand if you don’t forgi-.” He starts, you cut him off by pressing a kiss to his lips. “Stop talking. It’s okay. It’ll take us time to get used to this. Just wish we didn’t have to, you know?” He nods, his eyes wide, full of patience and love as he looks at you.
• “just do me one solid okay?” He states, his hands palming the soft flesh of your hips and upper thighs. “If I ever, and I mean ever, speak to you like that again, I give you permission to smack the fuck outta me.” He finishes, a smile toying on the corner of his lips but his expression is firm. Letting you know he truly means what he’s saying.
•you press another kiss to his lips before pulling away to look at him. “Okay.” You say softly, giving him a gentle smile. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you to his chest. His fingers pressing into the muscles of your back, loosening all the knots and built up tension you’re carrying. A faint chuckle leaving his lips when a snore falls from your mouth.
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akatsukitrash · 8 months
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Fic Masterlist
Long fics :
Tomorrow's Fading Away, Oh Stay : prequel to Far Beyond the Woods of Dawn, featuring heavily Tsunade, Orochimaru, Hiruzen and the Senju clan. Written from the pov of Senju Kiyoko, my OC and daughter of Tobirama and Touka. Complete.
Far Beyond the Woods of Dawn : main fic. Features Tsunade, Shizune, Yagura, Kisame, and many other characters. Will eventually have the Akatsuki, Mikoto and Kushina as part of the main cast. Follows Senju Akemi, my OC and daughter of Kiyoko and Daichi. POV changes. Ongoing
But in this twilight, our choices seal our fate : technically the prequel to the prequel lmao. It's from the pov of Touka, and features heavily Hashirama, Tobirama, Butsuma, Mito and the Senju clan in general. First chapter is out. The outline is already complete.
One shots :
And all the lessons learned, Were they worth the ash from all the bridges burned? : Hashirama's dying thoughts.
A Thousand Cranes : Konan's backstory as told from her pov.
Curse Marks : completely different AU to the rest of my stuff. a What If SasuNeji one shot post 4th great shinobi war.
Hold Onto Me : Tobirama being a good dad, and a lesson that will shape Kiyoko's character and later choices.
Promise : Kakuzu attempts to stop Madara from attacking Konoha alone. KakuMada, one sided HashiMada, and lots of angst. It's a part of my AU and explains some of Kakuzu's character in Far Beyond the Woods of Dawn (as of today he hasn't appeared yet but he will soon).
you know you're gonna live through the rain : Nagato, Karin and Kushina prepare to travel to Uzushio for the first time.
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queercodedvillains · 6 months
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The Waiting Room (4392 words) by queer coded villains Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, eventually. we'll get there!, Feelings Realization, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, lets be real its more like begrudging coworkers to lovers, its sasodei what do you expect, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claires AU, if u know u know, lets call this one mallrats origin stories', I'll add more tags when we get there, wouldn't want to spoil it uwu, Sasori Week 2023 (Naruto) Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: Sasori receives a call in the middle of the night that sends him spiraling. Modern (90s) au SasoDei.
@sasoriweek
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musicfeedsmysoul12 · 9 months
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Feral Neighbors AU Scenes
Haru: *wakes up strangely warm. Raises head to realize Barkspawn is on the bed (which he always does) but so are eight other dogs. Kakashi is laying beside her, staring with haunted eyes.* Bad Mission?
Kakashi: *nods*
Haru: *puts hand on his head* Need a spar?
Kakashi: *head shake*
Haru: Sex? I think Gai is in the village.
Kakashi: *head shake*
Haru: Cuddles only then?
Kakashi: *nods*
Haru: Alright. Oi, Barky. *nudges her dog* Tell the restaurant I have a ninja barnacle today.
Barkspawn: Already did. Let me sleep.
*cue everyone sleeping*
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Kakashi: *walks into the apartment he owns to find Haru and Naruto scribbling seals on a scroll* Idea?
Naruto: store healing chakra and antidotes-
Haru: -combine with explosive seals-
Both: HEALING BOMB.
Kakashi: Great! I'll go reserve a training ground. Now, which clan pisses us off this week...
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Kakashi: *hasn't eaten properly in three weeks*
Haru: *comes out of nowhere with bared teeth and a bento box* SUP BITCH.
Kakashi: Oh! Hello!
Everyone else: What?
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Kakashi: So anyway when you go hunting, here is a a few shinobi you should avoid. *hands Haru Akatsuki pictures*
Haru: ... I slept with like half these guys.
Kakashi: ... What?
Haru: Yeah, this guy, Kakuzu was in Grass, Kisame was in Wave, this Hidan guy was fucking freaky let me tell you...
Kakashi: ... Are you just going through the bingo books sleeping with S-Class ninja.
Haru: ... if I hit on Tsunade just right do you think-
Kakashi: Don't!... also, bet you can't seduce Killer B.
Haru: BET!
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Some Idiot: Genma! I heard your girlfriend is trying to seduce a Kumo ninja!
Genma: What? *cups hands to yell* HEY! HARU! IF YOU DO MANAGE IT STEAL HIS SHIT.
Haru: *calls back* I WANNA TRY AND BED HIM IN HIS OWN HOME I'LL STEAL ANYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN.
Genma: Nice.
Idiot: What?
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Haru: *watches as Shikamaru threatens Sasuke who is smirking as he stands with Naruto. Kiba has heart eyes around Naruto as well gaining more threats. Chouji’s blushing gets a hum*
Haru: *watches Ino be painfully gay around Sakura who is looking at Sasuke*
Haru: *watches Lee flush around Neji while the Hyuuga angsts*
Haru: shoul… should I get popcorn or sake? Or both?
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svailana · 10 months
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The angst potential of Kakuzu having lingering damage to his chakra system because of Naruto’s rasenshuriken (and he somehow survived that battle)
The extra angst; neither he or Hidan know why. Just that he’s not bouncing back like he should be…
Since writing long fics takes so long some things come together 9 months later at 2 am
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Listen even if there’s gonna be cucking there’s gonna be plot. You never know, Jashin’s super backshots could realign Kakuzu’s chakra meridians like they dual cultivating in a danmei novel
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imagineakatsuki · 19 days
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question, In a zombie apocolypse, how do you think the Akatsuki would each react when they get bitten? Would they run away from the others in the group? Who'd ask the others to kill them? Who'd just accept it and let it happen? Who would try to get a cure? (Also, in the case of Sasori, Hidan, and Zetsu, Sasori's heart canteen was what got bitten, Hidan has the option to drop his immortality if he decides he wants to die, and Zetsu is not immune. They do have powers.)
Would run away from the others in the group: Deidara (to prevent himself from attacking the others or forcing them to make a hard choice), Kakuzu (to find a quiet place to die in peace)
Would ask the others to kill them or kill themselves before they turn: Pein/Nagato, Itachi, Kisame
Would just accept it and let it happen: Hidan, Sasori, Zetsu
Would try to get a cure: Konan, Obito
This is assuming the immortal members do not have immunity. Also, you’ll probably notice that those that would ask the others to kill them (or kill themselves) are more selfless, loyal, and “greater good” type of people that have rationally thought through the consequences before making their decision, while those that would try to get a cure are more hopeful, emotion-driven type of people that understand their low chances, but just don’t want to give up and let go.
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philosophicalparadox · 5 months
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Well I did something
Update! We are at chapter 14 going on 15 now. This is going to be So Much Longer than I thought. Bout to start phase 2 of the KakaIru relationship, dip into the NaruSaku and then spam like three chapters of KisaIta cause I have way more scenes for those two lol
Check it out if you’re into it. Takes place somewhere in the middle of Shippuden, after the Itachi Retrieval arc but in an alternate universe in which Hidan and Kakuzu don’t die (nor does Asuma) and Deidara doesn’t fight Sasuke, though Kisame eventually does. I’ll work out the kinks later (haha punny punny)
Very Naruto-fandom Summary updated:
For Shinobi, Love is tantamount to Sin. There are good reasons for that.
For each Shinobi harbors Scars, and hides Secrets. Scars that twist them; Secrets that scar them. Sometimes love can heal. Sometimes it can hurt. And sometimes it’s just inevitable.
A tale focusing on a few sets of Lovers whose stories drift together, and as they collide like galaxies, they create new, otherwise implausible worlds along the way.
Or, a tale in which Itachi doesn't quite get his way, and Sasuke has no choice but to return home to find his brother, with some...unexpected, company of his own; Kakashi becomes a savior and surrogate lover as well as a real one, and Kisame is hopelessly doomed by the narrative because love makes you do stupid things. Selfless, honest, terrible, very stupid things.
*smut officially begins in ch. 9* *Sasuke’s arc starts ch. 12* SLOW BURN with disjointed character chapters/arcs at the beginning. This will resolve as the arcs collide.
PAIRINGS: Kakashi/Iruka and Kisame/Itachi main, in that order more or less. Eventual Kakashi/Itachi and maaaaybe a three way. Maybe.
Others include Sasuke/Suigetsu (which isn’t exactly serious) and Sasuke/Karin (with consequences) cause we are goin with the repressed hyper sexual teenager trope again, Naruto/Sakura (no! Not like that! Don’t compare me to the incels that write that crap) and eventually a Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura polycule. They’re rare! And honestly I Love writing Sakura way more than I thought I would. Exploring the Naruto verse from Kunoichi perspective is Fun! (If a bit depressing)
Loads of BDSM stuff particularly where Sasuke and Kakashi are concerned. Are you surprised? lol.
Genre: Hurt/comfort (much ow. Lots of angst. Plenty of bittersweet.) some Whump-ish moments, especially in the Awkward Caretaker trope. no horror elements (gasp! No horror from me? Unheard of!) but some medical stuff that’s pretty accurate but not very gory. I tried to curb my itch to make it bloody but if you’ve read my stuff or been around on my blog you’ll know that’s hard.
WARNING: Explicit Rating Justified. A Dead Dove: Do Not Eat (pfffft like I write anything else) Some vague but critically important scenes of SA. Deals with heavy PTSD issues, SA recovery, and Cancer, because Itachi is Dying and I needed something more survivable than the alternatives. Some medical ickiness and Ew moments but nothing too graphic. (Eh…for me, that is. Take it with a pinch of salt.) among these are mentions of morphine use in hospice, euthanasia, The Death Rattle, vomiting, migraines, aforementioned cancer, and Awkward Caretaker moments.
There’s also some um…social commentary? About the Japanese-flavored society these characters live in embedded into the story, things like social homophobia and sexism that are similarly Japanese-flavored and kinda historically accurate. (Plus like, Kishimoto man. He built that crap into the manga and it feels weird not to notice it?)
Itachi LIVES but so does Sasuke. They do eventually make nice…The Hard Way. (Undecided how I’m handling their relationship. Might decideto go for a Brother Complex Sasuke. Right now the fic is writing itself and I’m just letting it. Will update if that happens.)
Also I know way too many things about sharks so my Kisame HC’s are working through lol Sharks Make Sounds and You Can’t Stop Me.
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uchiha-slut-fiction · 2 years
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Can someone make a request? I’m bored and I want to write but I want someone to tell me what they’d like to read. I write:
Angst (usually with absolutely no fluff but I will write with fluff if you need)
SMUT
Modern AU
Straight up fluff
Headcanons of all sorts
I do have characters I’m good at writing for and those I am not that great with.
❤️‍🔥=I am great at it PLEASE REQUEST THEM
🍄= I’m okay with them but I sometimes struggle
🥀= I’m not great at writing them please don’t bully me for it😭
Characters:
Leaf Nin:
Shikamaru❤️‍🔥
Choji🍄
Neji🥀
Naruto🍄
Shino❤️‍🔥
Sasuke❤️‍🔥
Lee🍄
Kiba🥀
Ino🍄
Sakura🍄
Hinata❤️‍🔥
Kakashi❤️‍🔥
Genma🥀
Yamato🍄
Dilfs:
Madara❤️‍🔥
Hashirama❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Shikaku❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Choza🥀
Inoichi 🥀
Minato🥀
Jiraiya❤️‍🔥
Fugaku🍄
Asuma❤️‍🔥
Milfs:
Tsunade🍄
Yoshino🍄
Kushina❤️‍🔥
Kurnai❤️‍🔥
Mei🥀
Akatsuki:
Kakuzu❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Hidan❤️‍🔥
Itachi❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Pein🍄
Kisame❤️‍🔥
Konan🍄
Deidara🥀
Sasori❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥(only in modern AU) otherwise:🥀
Zetsu🍄
Obito ❤️‍🔥
Tobi🥀
Etc:
Karin🥀
Suigetsu🥀🥀
Orochimaru❤️‍🔥
Jugo 🍄
Killer B🍄
Karui❤️‍🔥
Omoi 🥀
Gaara❤️‍🔥
Temari❤️‍🔥
Kankuro🍄
Of course if there is anyone I didn’t list, still feel free to request them.
Also, feel free to give me a writing prompt or an idea you want me to bounce off of. I can’t always promise perfection, but I can promise maximum effort.
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sleepy-hawks · 7 months
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Thinking of Kakuzu when he was tasked with assassinating Hashirama and failed spectacularly.
Hashirama being himself, grinning at this very serious guy offering to give him another go once he gets better at fighting. Kakuzu outraged and going at him mindless to be put back on his ass immediately.
So Kakuzu takes him up on that offer and the next time they come to blows it’s over as soon as the first time. And each time Hashirama gives him pointers on how to improve because he can see the potential and what a waste it would be to not hone it, shape it and free it into the world of shinobi.
Their meetings become more training exercises than assassination attempts but not in the way Hashirama and Madara meet out in the battlefield, holding back and never reaching an accord. Harsh words of dead brothers and never ending angst.
No, these two could feel the thrill between their sparring, the heated dancing of their chakra when jutsus were spat out. It was intoxicating and liberating despite the nature of their meetings.
Like his younger brother, Tobirama, Kakuzu had a knack for experimenting and developing new techniques. And gods above was it a sight to behold, the day Kakuzu had revealed his newest technique and the explanation of the second heart his body now possessed.
Hashirama wanted to poses this warrior. He had realized then.
Have him on the playing board to fight for him and only for him.
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