#Lobster Man

[zeb-z]

I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care anymore I just want Pac and his 5729592 water bottles to come back

#I don’t even know how many days it’s been dude it could be one it could be twenty purgatory is ALMOST OVER #PAC WHERE ARE YOU #LOBSTER MAN #mcyt #qsmp #q!pactw #z speaks

[theculturedmarxist]

Imagine being so fail and cringe that you're sent to court ordered social media school because you're so bad at posting.

#lobster man

[headcanonworld]

Lobster

#eddsworld #ew matt #lobster matt #lobster man #ellie's art

[lobstermankingdom]

Best way to log in and log out.

Conversation starter. As we both know!

@zeldrisworld Share this with you. Putting them to good use! In Lobster Mans House!

(Side note! The colors might be washed but thats not me thats just the game itself. Not all the colors come out well....)

#seven deadly sins #Zeldris #Meliodas #Lobster Man #Thanks for letting me use them #Much love! #Your awesome!

[knightfeared]

◆ ━━ Anon | Lobster Man sent in:

╰►   ❝「 Lobster Man be riding on by on a Frog. Don't mind Lobster Man...He's just having a HOPPY DAY! :D :P 」❞

“Huh….”

Giyuu takes a moment to stare at the man… thing? Creature? No… he was definitely a normal person just… strange. Shaking his head, the water hashira can’t help but watch as the lobster dressed man wanders by on the back of a worryingly large frog of all things. 

He shouldn’t be surprised - having fought demons before, but the sight is certainly something else.

“Now I’ve seen everything.”

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#◆ ━━ Answered IC #Muse: [ Giyuu Tomioka ] #lobster man #I DONT NORMALLY DO THESE BUT #SINCE I KNOW YOU KINDA I DONT MIND PFFF #Ty for this! It was cute! 💕🙏 #and def helped cheer me up

[majora-the-lil-shit]

Wait I have an idea! *Holds up 20 inch child who gives Majora big puppy eyes*

I don't like children

#ask #lobster man #loz rp

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you. #you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh #caprisun

[leaderintitleonly]

Anonymous asked:

Lobster Man not saying a word....Lobster Man has eaten things thats killed Lobster Man...And sometimes Lobster Man has eaten them twice to be sure.

“Y’eat it twice? How d’ya-”

Hold on, he’s trying to understand all of this now. This entire statement is digesting in his brain slowly.

There are bigger things than his crustacean neighbor. He’s died before. He’s consumed those things. They might be lurking in this world, too. Well, those are all less-than-pleasant ideas and he’s just going to sit here for a while. “Hubba-wha? Hubba-wha?”

#doc speaks #lobster man #gold star if you know the blooper reel reference i'm making

[aspiringroleplays]

Did Lobster Man taste like a Lobster or like a Man? PS you looked great in that dress.

Meme: My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.

PUNCHES LIGHTS OUT!!!

“Lobster."

#answered #anonymous #Lobster Man #lobstermancrustationnation #((him: -totally decks asker-)) #((-answers question like it's nothing-))

[greywarned]

next time on chainsaw man: asa slowly loses her sanity as she grapples with the ethics of murdering someone in the name of self preservation. meanwhile, denji climbs into an aquarium tank and tries to eat a live fish

#csm #yknow like tom hardy did with the lobsters #chainsaw man

[raticusfinch]

he’s got a crab in his pocket btw

#stardew valley #elliott stardew valley #stardew elliott #stardew fanart #stardew valley bachelors #severe lack of elliott content in the stardewsphere #im doing my part 🫡🫡 #i love you lobster man #1.6 update got me out of a drawing slump i missed this game sm #my art

[missplayer30]

Dating Sandy Cheeks

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #patrick star #spongebob x sandy #sandy cheeks #spandy #squidward tentacles #mr krabs #squilliam fancyson #larry the lobster #bubble bass #plankton #mermaid man #barnacle boy #spongebob mindy #princess mindy

[lobstermankingdom]

So I wanted to put something in the middle of this room cause I felt it was just an empty waste. And I Just went...Beer Barrels!...

So I just Set up Beer Barrels in the middle of the room. All three are hooked up and are making Beer.

#ark survival evolved #Lobster Man

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[knightfeared]

◆  ━━  Lobster Man sent in:

╰►   ❝「 Lobster Man welcomes slightly bearded normal man. Lobster Man gives Bear hug to slightly bearded normal Man. Lobster Man starts to paint a rainbow on slightly Bearded normal Mans chest. This is Lobster Mans welcome of the Slightly Bearded Normal man. 」❞

“Thanks.... uh... I think..?”

Whoever the guy is - weird as hell but he seemed harmless. Friendly instead of hostile. Unsure of how to really react, Gladio’s face is in a constant look of confusion and bewilderment as the other goes about whatever he’s doing. 

He’d like to say he’s had weirder happen, but... this by far took the cake.

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#Muse: [ Gladiolus Amicitia ] #◆ ━━ Answered IC #◆ ━━ Interactions #lobster man #anon #◆ ━━ Crack #◆ ━━ Short and Sweet | Quick Replies

[thatsarcasticguy4]

He’s just like me fr fr. Girls love a banjo. Don’t even get me started on being a lobster playing the banjo.

#lobster posting #crustacean #banjo player #ladies love a lobster man