#Love the fat fishe

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

#ayo #fuck mystra #me and all my homies hate mystra #she's such a soggy sack of fish fat #i hate her more than i hate coconuts #which is a lot #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gale #probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen #love my boi #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale deserves better

[mychlapci]

Also had thoughts about that mer au and I'm kinda giddy bc a fandom I was into in 2019 had a v similar concept so now I'm borrowing to offer:

The mermechs shouldn't be breeding as fast as they should. In their natural habitat, it's probably every few years they pair up to mate or feel truly comfortable to settle down with clutches or pups. Now they're in an environment that's closed off from predators and most rivals, have consistent food access medical attention and clueless and too terrified caretakers. It's a perfect storm for a breeding frenzy.

Mers that feed their pups ending up with larger, saggier tits, valves are ruined by the so frequent breeding and birthing and sense of self preservation goes out the window. Probably a few start fucking each other's spike sheaths since the valves are no longer right. Maybe the staff have to start fully separating even bonded sets for their own safety, as well as having to do medical repairs on sheaths and slits. But of course the mers can't go cold turkey, so the staff have to get all sorts of things to stuff and distract the mers.

And not everyone is a saint, so it doesn't take long to find out how viable a land and mer mech are for producing offspring

oh holy shit now that’s interesting. Mers suddenly breeding rapidly in facility tanks and research aquariums because they’re constantly fed, safe, and no one bothers them in there...

A mer getting so over-excited to breed that they shove their spike into their partner’s loose valve the moment the last of their pups is out, filling their stretched, worn gestation tank again. Then again, and again, and again. 

A mer that had been bred so much that they’re too fat to swim properly, and they can only drag themself alongside the floor of the tank, their constantly swollen array bruising itself against the rocks and pebbles as they struggle to get to where the food is. In the ocean this wouldn’t be possible, they’d have to keep at least part of their agility to hunt for food and escape danger, but here? In a pretty, filtered tank? What’s stopping them from having more pups? (y'know, maybe at first most facilities didn’t mind the breeding… some, perhaps at the start most of them, would sell the pups and make bank. The mers were kept blissfully unaware, believing their young were sent off to grow up in the wide ocean, as is custom)

hrghhh a mer fucking their partner’s spike sheath because their valve is completely ruined, turned inside out and completely loose after years of endless birthing and breeding. The staff has to constantly repair their merformers because they end up completely used and abused after a while. After repairs all the bondmates have to be separated even though it seems to be taking a toll on their mental wellbeing. But the moment they reconnect them, they attempt to breed again and by now they should have really learnt their lesson, but… instinct wins. Safety, an abundance of food, their beloved partners… it just activates the drive to breed within them automatically. They can't help it. Even if it hurts after a while.

Most facilities now have to figure out how to release their mers back into the wild without fucking the whole ecosystem up.

#this is kinda sad but also hot and its confusing me #but i love your mind. and the mind of whoever thought of this back in 2019 #pregnancy mention #valveplug #merformers #dubcon #<- because of the Implications #once again i am thinking of the Fat Old Fertile Fish headline btw

[esotericsurgery]

redtail catfish merman

#his name is rudy #very cute #i love designing merfolk #qyuryyus arts #merman #mermaid #merfolk #fish #catfish #character design #oc #original character #oc tag: rudy #fat oc #plus size #body positive

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

Okay, with the magma mephit I could get people choosing it because it doesn’t necessarily have a “touch it and you get fire damage” trait, but fire elementals literally burn everything they touch. You would need magic or fire immunity to even survive smashing it and it probably wouldn’t be much smashing since it is literally just fire.

Flame Elemental has 34.2% smash, Hill Giant 36.9%, they're decently close in rankings. But I gotta admit I primarily thought it was for the meme or new experience? I actually don't get this one personally. Maybe I'm too exhausted to think, its been a hell of a week and I had to flip my sleep schedule for the holidays. But like. Is it the attitude? extreme temperature play? The unique experience?

#answers #not tournament #Um...it is because the fire elemental has appeal right? #People aren't just saying they'd rather shove thier genitals in an open fire? #I normally wouldn't question it but like #The genies were some of the most smashed and fish folk did fine #but the fat fish genie was the only pass #The giants did great and all the “person but taller or an extra feature” did very well #except the fat one #If the elemental does well or even wins because people love the fire elemental that's great! #but there IS a trend that makes me a little nervous. help me out here.

[daenystheedreamer]

Lampreys are terrifying, look at their freaky mouths

EXACTLY look i love all animals especially the ugly ones and double especially if theyre marine life. and i think lampreys are cute in their own way. but holy fuck are they fucked looking. that is a alien. there's so many earth creatures that we would shit our pants if we found on mars but because we're used to it we're just fine with it. sorry but this is a demon. i love him but he's demonic. insane that everyone in westeros is like mmm yum a delicacy

#love the twintails fish tho lol #asoiaf #ask #anonymous #its used a lot to describe gluttony and wealth like with wyman anderly and the fat high septon #teeth #trypophobia #i dont believe in trypophobia but ill tag it anyway ^_^ #mouth #jic<3 i can tag any other triggers too

[freshlypeeled]

My beloved mean angel’s growth from August to September

#with his fat lil belly rn too #his name is Aziraphale #I love him so much he’s such a menace #angel fish #aquarium #Aut talks #fish tank

[hmasfatty]

Just some of the excellent decisions I’ve been making recently

Tattoo

Hair

#butch #fat butch #genderqueer #i swear I don’t always wear #a khaki shirt #and dark denim jeans #like some kind of cartoon character #or maybe I do #i love what the hairdresser did with my shunt scar #hairdressers always want to play with it #and today I finally gave in #worth it #my merperson’s name is #Sargasso #and their fish are #Melanie #Gilbert #Roger #also check out my best friend’s rad art

[verdantmeadows]

The world if there were fat Inklings/Octolings and fat Inkling/Octoling options and just fat characters in Splatoon in general from main/important characters to background characters with none of their fatness being based in fatphobia.

(Marigold I love you, you are great, however I want even more diverse body types in Splatoon)

#and this is my essay on why marina splatoon is fat. thank you. #the only fat character i can think of is a bg character that's a blobfish #which is. :/ #you know theyre only fat because of what animal it is #and also the way the fish looks is inaccurate and is based on how dead blobfish look like on the surface #so it's frustrating both zoologically and in terms of fatphobia #splatoon #book of kells #edit: i edited the post so the previous tags arent as applicable #marigold is good and i love her #but you should be able to be fat as a player character #and there should be more fat bg characters than just. two. #one of whom isnt even interactable #i guess some samonids might be considered fat idk? #but um. they're like. you fight them. and they're seen as ''villains''. so.

[lesbiankoby]

i think mizukage era obito had a cat. a big fat cat. to complete the evil mastermind aesthetic. but mostly because he was very lonely and habitually monologued his (sometimes evil but usually very rote) day to mister mittens.

#mister mittens loves kisame because he smells like fish #naruto tag #uchiha obito #the cat dies and obito is like truly this is an irredeemable world #(satisfied fat happy and old)

[melon-cream-enmu]

GOD YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT HE WOULD BE SO DEGRADING 😫😫😫 AND HIS TAIL YOU CANT TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE TWO OF THEM COMING FROM HIS SLIT👀👀 EITHER TWO IN ONE HOLE OR BOTH IN BOTH HOLES I SAW THIS ONE GIF OF A NAGA HAVING SOMEONE WRAPPED IN THIER TAIL AND JUST THRUSTING WITH INTO THE OTHER PERSON AND IT JUST LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD I CAN SEND IT IF YOU WANNA SEE

PLEASE DO I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT

#2 slimy wiggly sleek turquoise fat dicks from our fish demon #sea serpent #? #who cares I love him #cream talks

[bigs-bigshot]

mer au I was talking about.

#Bîg's art #bîg's mer au #when he gets to reader's home he gets huge rly fast- every meal is a feast and he has extra treats all day #he's as big as he is happy. He's not immobile an still crawls around in that huge bathtub of his #He can be a good mattress for reader... He's not slimy at all unlike most fish and he's very warm #i like his tail's rolls a Normal amount (lie) (i love fat monsters esp mêrms...) #bc yes my spâm is a monster. no matter the au he's non human and it's more or less clear through his behavior #I'll detail that someday... somehow. For now just accept it #spamtum x reader #xwg #wg

[shinysora]

YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN

#:D #and today!! #the festival is really nice :3 #i got #erm. i spent a lot of money #erm #WHATVR.... #im so glad i went today and yesterday #i didnt feel like a third wheel yesterday either which is good -v- #YAYYY #i got some earrings (45 dollars. what.) #and i got a FAT porcelain FISH and BIRD #and some resin mushrooms in glasses??? i love the #m #AND WE GOT SOME CANDY #:3 #and a vinyl!! -v- #very fun #might go again tmrw!!

[ghoulibrat]

Going camping for 3 days and shutting my phone off ♡♡♡

#i love having no cell service #talk to who bitch me nahhhhhh #gonna be in the woods hiking and fishing and pressing flowers and smoking fat doinks byeeee #personal #ghoulipet #hot human tings #cause im nb lol get it

[waste-0f-spacee]

you can tell when i’ve gone days barely eating anything bc my cheeks sorta suck in lol

#fucking love it #buccal fat removal who??? #TW ED #also i’m literally deep sea fishing rn LOL #that’s not a euphemism for something #i’m on a boat rn lol

[yawnderu]

Currently thinking about situationship Ghost, who simply refuses to get too attached to you in fear that he'll come back to your lifeless body, a bullet in your head. It's awful, he knows, yet if that happened to his family, it's not far off that it'll happen to you. Sure, all his enemies are dead and he got you a fancy security system, but what if?

You gotta be braver than the marines to be able to stand all his mixed signals without going fucking mad. Does he love you or does he hate you? Yeah, he bought you flowers after he saw you looking at them, but he also leaves your house almost right after he cums. Sure, he cares about your pleasure and always makes sure he makes you cum a few times before he does, but he rarely replies to your texts.

You know little to nothing about the man other than he's in the military, and you practically had to get it out of him after wanting to know more for days. You don't even know what the looks like, or what his body looks like underneath the clothes besides his fat cock, veins running all along the shaft while his sensitive tip seems to always be leaking precum like a broken faucet whenever he's with you.

He's a complicated man— an enigma, only revealing little things about himself after months of being together. He stays in your house for longer, sometimes not even for sex, but to spend time with you while you cuddle up to him, keeping the conversation going.

Being with him requires the patience of a Saint and the stubbornness of a mule, but the results are rewarding. Once he realizes you're not going anywhere and that none of his enemies even know about you, the walls he spent years carefully crafting come crashing down, annoying you day and night with pure British banter. He purposely makes his accent even thicker and speaks faster just to see the confusion written all over your face, brown eyes softening as he holds in his laughter.

Simon is a lovely man, really. A man who has gone through hell and back yet a lovely man nonetheless, slinging you over his shoulder even when you smack your hands against his back and ass, chest rumbling with quiet laughter at your pitiful struggle. He jumps slightly when your hand grabs a handful of his ass, throwing you into bed while you giggle, trying to move away from him. You know what's gonna happen.

"Come here, bird." He pulls you by the ankles even while you kick and thrash all over the bed, squeaking when you feel his bare hands tickling your ribs.

"Get away from me!" You plead between laughter and he's now tickling your armpits even while you hold your arms close to your body, moving like a fish out of the water as you try to escape his hands.

Being in a situationship with Ghost can crush your soul at first, but you get to meet Simon as a reward if you're patient enough.

#simon riley #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon ghost x reader #cod mwii #ghost cod #cod mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #call of duty #ghost call of duty #mw2 ghost #ghost #ghost imagine #ghost x f!reader #ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost x y/n #ghost x female reader #ghost simon riley #simon riley imagine #simon ghost fluff #simon riley fluff #mw2 fluff #mw2 fanfic #mw2 #cod #cod modern warfare