#MOTHER PLS

[sercophe-sinderwidth]

WoT Thoughts pt.1

#wheel of time #wot s2 spoilers #moiraine x siuan #siuan sanche #mother pls #I mostly say mother cuz arymilian is hard to spell #anyways #get up!!!

[bananonbinary]

me: ok so my brother has fibromyalgia, a chronic pain disorder that means he has to use a walker and wheelchair sometimes.

my mom: yes. this makes sense.

me: you also experience chronic pain in your hip and limp around a lot.

my mom: yes.

me: so you could perhaps use a cane or walker.

my mom: no thats illegal.

#mother pls #you dont have to be in immense pain all the time #your parents used walkers!! your 27yo uses a walker!! you are allowed! #she did admit her logic here was not great #kill the puritan in ur head living in pain is not Morally Correct #accepting help is not a sin

[purrincess-chat]

Taylor's being awfully suspicious on socials tonight. I'm keeping my peepers peeled on the grammys.

#cats taylor swift agenda #reputation tv #123 lets go bitch! #i will be back later to scream about this if it happens #mother pls

[shaunashipman]

ok I need to share this insanity that happened yesterday morning. so my mom is, unfortunately, a tiktok bitch (watching not making thank god for that at least) and she was mentioning some conspiracy theories, one about a great mud flood and also how giants were around like 100 years ago (no I did not miss a zero there). I, mostly jokingly, asked her if she thought the world was flat, and she said no--but it isn't round! (apparently it's more like a bowl because when one side of the ocean gets high tide the other side gets low tide, like water sloshing in a bowl). when I mentioned the, you know, numerous pictures from satellites and the space station of the nicely round earth, she said that NASA admitted they don't actually have any pictures of earth and all the ones they release are mockups (I heard this one years ago, when it was also fucking debunked).

Now we get to the really crazy part. I asked her how we could have no satellite pictures of earth when the CIA uses them all the time to spy on ppl, and you know what she said? You know what this climate change denying, big government controlling everyone, scamdemic bitch said?

"How do we know the CIA is spying on people?"

#cleo.txt #MOTHER PLS #to be clear #i love my mother #don't say anything about her #i just don't talk to her about certain subjects

[trekkiemage]

Me: so the new Doctor Who casti…

Mom: you know I’ve never really been that into doctor who

Me: [turns the phone to show her the new Doctor in his sweater vest]

Mom: oh you’re hot

#mother pls #I adore her #and she gave permission for me to post here lol #doctor who

[forestherm1t]

O O F T.

#Listen anyone who knows me knows I'm a big xeno simp lmao #MOTHER PLS #ooc

[buticanfixhim]

I kinda want speak now tv next month

#mother pls

[humofnight]

my mom is way too used to living with my hard of hearing father cause she is just watching tiktoks out loud WHILE we watch tv

#Afton hums #mother pls

[marstheluminary]

i almost forgot to post these omg. panel redraw from @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 's comic DDVAU !! this arc lives in my head rent free fr

#DDVAU #desert duo vigilante au #ddvau fanart #ddvau grian #ddvau mother spore #ddvau spoilers #mmmm the quality may be messed up pls click it looks better i promise #art tag

[fltwoodsmonster]

hey hold on a sec

I just realized both op and the commenter are insane trad christains so im deleting my reblog (because im not platforming their shit -- this is ALSO why im censoring their URLs I’m not going to give them traffic) and instead reposing it with the following links/information:

1) The WHO still actively hosts a guide on how to create safe milk substitutes when access to breastmilk/milk substitutes are unavailable on the Institutional Repository for Information Sharing (iris). The guide is called “Infant Feeding in Emergencies: A Guide for Mothers”. Relevant information starts on page 38.

2) Here is a link to the archived guide WITH THE CAUTION that I was not able to find out why its no longer provided by the WHO or iris. It could be that the information is out of date. I am only sharing it because I think the visuals may be helpful for people who have trouble reading written directions. Consult the above link first, then refer to this guide only if you need clarification on how to perform certain actions. Link to archive.

3) The language in that second comment throws up so may red flags. I cropped it to only the information needed to understand the context of this post because I find it immensely suspect. The repeated allusions to 2020 for no apparent reason (but I can guess why, as an infection disease scientist) come across as loaded or dog-whistely. I would advise against sharing the OP for that reason. But because the information being provided is important and not well known, I’m making this alternative post for people to reblog. 

4) The implication that the WHO is censoring information based on a 404 page is a really flimsy and extreme conclusion to jump to. The “Infant Feeding in Emergencies” guide I linked above also goes to a 404 page on the WHO’s main website - but again, can be accessed through iris instead. So no, the information on how to feed infants in a food crisis is not being censored by the WHO.

5) A more likely cause for the guide disappearing is that the link broke and they didn’t fix it. If you look at the original URL it indicates the guide was posted in a subcategory on the WHO’s website about International Crises, specifically in the Middle East. If you try to type in a shortened versions of that URL (specifically https://www.who.int/hac/crises/ or the slightly modified http://www.who.int/hac/crises/en/) you’ll see that the subdomain that was present with relevant info breaks around 2020. In fact, while testing this hypothesis, I came across this information page in a November 2021 version of the URL https://www.who.int/home/cms-decommissioning (which I was redirected to automatically from http://www.who.int/hac/crises/en/):

There is no nefarious conspiracy theory. The link simply broke - as many many many many links do on the internet. The second commenters reply is proven bunk by a little bit of fact checking.

sorry for the long post, but I think the information on infant nutrition substitutes is genuinely useful, lifesaving info -- but i’m not going to give more people with dangerous ideological views spouting nonsense a platform.

update (5/20/22):

I had hope this was a given, but I want to be explicitly clear.

Using an at-home formula substitute should be a last resort. Contact your infant’s physician or a pediatrician before attempting to make your own milk substitute.

I am also going to leave a link to the Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine’s statement on breast milk substitute shortages.

Do not blindly follow internet posts in regards to the health of yourself or your children. I wanted to share this post simply because I, myself, did not even know it was possible to make milk substitutes and thought it was useful to be aware of in an time when access to substitutes is unprecedentedly difficult.

#breast milk #mothers #mom #infant care #baby #formula #<-- sorry for the weird tags but i want to make sure this is accessible to ppl who would benefit most #pls share this instead of the other post btw #if you want the URLs i censored to block them just shoot me an ask

[vebokki]

choose ur fighter

#svsss #scum villains self saving system #scum villain #lbh #luo binghe #took a break but im binghepilled again... #tag dwellers. pls listen to oleander by mother mother #its the ultimate binghe song but WARNING: sad #人渣反派自救系统 #next up: sad bingqiu #svsss fanart

[lesbianfakir]

If you think about it the song discord from my little pony fame is a perfect princess tutu song. You know who else is not a fan of puppeteers. You know who else has a nagging fear someone else is pulling the strings. Where is my amv

#something terrible is going down through the entire town etc etc #why did you take our world away #it’s 3 am and I am listening to old nightcore songs #princess tutu #does the amv exist?? pls I need it #also #while I’m on this tangent where the FUCK is ready as I’ll ever be #like every tutu character and their mother is capable of a villain arc #come on guys. do better #lea talks #lea posts

[spaciebabie]

ive ner sketched w/the pen i use for lineart so i did that in the 2nd one. felt weird. might do it again i dunno

#spacie scribbles #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #chica the chicken #chica fnaf #i know this isnt her models body type but i just like . giving her a big plush belly #for noooo reason #pear body type my beloved #i wanna lay my head on her belly #ouuuuugh #chica be my mother #god please #PLEASE #do my hair chica pls put it into braids #anybeans

[harrowedsoup]

Thinking of Nova!Gideon again… Our Gideon training so hard because she knows that it’s her only way out of the Ninth but Nova!Gideon has to be the best necromancer ever because if she isn’t she’d probably be killed. Her skill is the only thing that’s kept her alive and she can see exactly what they’ve done to Harrow, the daughter they killed 200 children for, because of her lack of said skill.

She’s going to be the leader of these people and she’s not one of them. Her eyes are the wrong color, her hair is bright, she probably stands taller and she is more muscular than anyone else. None of the holy relics of the Ninth are connected to her and the only thing on that planet that’s a part of her are her unknown mother’s bones.

#more nova Gideon pls pls pls #the locked tomb #gideon nav #neco gideon #I love her #she probably watched her mothers bones all the time #did she move her around ?? because if she did Wake would have been PISSED #her monster of a daughter her BOMB being one of those monster … #I saw someone’s tags saying she probably covered her hair too #and yeah man… #she probably covered her hair and her face #and if she found a way to cover her eyes in a ‘ninth’ way #she would do that too #she wouldn’t know but she’d ​be hiding everything from her mother #and all the while wanting to be connected to her

[romanticatheartt]

I see people love to mention "tHe giRl wHO neVeR gOt tO cHOoSe" x "tHe bOy wHo neVeR gOt chOsEn" thing so let me do a few ones better :)

how about:

"The girl who's taking the fact that she's now a fae the hardest to the point she's still trying to get back to her human self" x "The boy who said he'll never set foot to the human realm but now he's been residing there with two other humans for the past couple of years"

"The girl who reside in a place that suck the life out of her" x "The boy who hasn't found his true home yet"

"The girl who loves to travel the continent" x "The boy who's constantly traveling and been in different places"

"The girl who was the favorite daughter of their father, who she loved dearly" x "The boy who was constantly being targeted by his father. But he got to meet the said girl's father and spend time with him in the last days of his life"

"The girl who loves social gathering, host balls, make friends and used to be a social person before her traumatic experience" x "The boy who's a courtier & emissary and acquaintance to so many people"

"The girl who needs sunshine" x "The boy who's the heir of the day"

"The girl who loves gardening" x "The boy who'd been living among flowers, where her sister believe she will thrive there, for most of his life"

"The girl who was thought to be insane and lost her mind" x "The boy who was the first & only person who believed her enough to go to search of whatever she saw"

"The girl who took half step toward her mate" x "The boy who was too scared to look back at her"

"The girl who said: His name is Lucien" x "The boy who whispered in shock: You're my mate"

"The girl who hasn't rejected the bond" x "The boy who can't stay away from her but also gives her space, never forces her and looks at her with longing in his eyes"

"The girl who is so loved by Cauldron" x "The boy who was gifted to her"

"The girl who still has kept his jacket" x "The boy who never demanded it back"

"The girl who's going through her toughest time of her life and still traumatized" x "The boy who's been through a lot, so the author saw fit for them to have their healing journey together"

#don't piss me off with that trope lmao #if you have other things to add pls do!! #anyways :) #elucien supremacy #they're mates for a reason #the mother chose well #elucien #pro elucien #I might do a part 2 for gwynriel

[ratective]

more baby sard content? 👐

this time with both mothers

#mother refused the frog :( #steven universe #su #garnet #pearl #su pearl #su garnet #rat noises #pearlnet #sardonyx oc #sardonyx #frog #white's tree frog #vaguely... #idk what they can be saying #someone pls be funny on my post #su fanart #digital art