Cover art I made for @themurdochmemesteries ‘ fic, “Nowhere Eyes” — which can be found on ao3. https://archiveofourown.org/works/55190629/chapters/139972555?view_adult=true
“When Dominic discovered Dorothy’s cooking he went wild. Usually stage food is barely passable, and there’s only two ways Dorth makes “barely passable” food… that’s no way, and no how! So whenever Dominic knew Dorth would be cookin’, he’d be rubbin’ his hands together in gleeful anticipation. Well we used to get the dailies up in the art department, and one day I come across this blooper that shows it better than I can ever describe it. Watch Dom blow his lines and not care, cause he’s lovin’ it so much. Anthony Montgomery cracks up!”
-The Drex Files
The SIXTH in a series of full Star Trek cast pieces is complete! Star Trek: Enterprise, featuring Captain Jonathan Archer, Commander Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Commander T'Pol, Dr. Phlox, Lieutenant Malcolm Reed, Ensign Hoshi Sato, one of the Sphere Builders, Crewman Daniels, Commander Shran, Admiral Forrest, Xindi-Primate Scientist Degra, and Xindi-Reptilian Commander Dolim.
Archer: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that T'pol does? What if she jumps off a cliff?
Phlox: If T'pol were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see T'pol jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Archer: You jump off a cliff.
Phlox: Sure, if T'pol does it first.
Trip, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?
T'pol: I don't know, when are you going to ask me? ...
Hoshi: And you just ran away?!
Trip: I didn't expect her to flirt back!
Hoshi, on the phone: Where are you?
Travis: I told you, I’m at work
Hoshi: ...You're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background
T'pol: Truth or dare?
Trip: Truth.
T'pol: How many hours have you slept this week?
Trip:
Trip: Dare.
T'pol: Go to sleep.
Trip: I don't like this game.
Phlox: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Malcolm, used to Phlox being dumb: Sure…
Phlox: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Malcolm: Okay?
Phlox: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Malcolm:
Phlox: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Malcolm: Jesus, that one is a little-
Trip, interested: No, no, Phlox, keep going.
Malcolm: fast-forwards all the way through the movie
Hoshi: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Malcolm: I don't have time for their problems.