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wrinkleintime · 6 months

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enterprise text posts: featuring t'pol my beloved <3

+ BONUS

was a toss up on which screencap to use for girls night! so you get BOTH. ft. archer hanging with the girlies in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city <3

#i too wake up everyday saying SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME and then i go to work :)#and how am i expected to act normal when theres literally sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is asking the real questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!#star trek #star trek enterprise #t'pol #enterprise text posts #mine #the way archer is looking into the camera in the he's not my boyfriend one cracks me up. he's really just some guy t'pol drags around.#anyway this whole set was so fun ive been making these like one at a time for months and have finally accumulated enough for a full post <3

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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 101

Constantine: Saying "hm, must be the curse," and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby.

Duke: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before congress so they don't look so racist.

Duke: Every fifteen minutes I just whisper some nonsense at them.

[Earlier]

Duke, whispering to Tim: The texture of quiche is unsettling.

Selina: Cats are so good. There's just a lil guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me!

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andromedaexile · 11 months

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Are they a stoner? TNG edition

Picard: Used to smoke like a chimney back in his academy days. Quit once he had to get that heart replacement.

Riker: Oh 100% used to hot box his academy room. But once he got stationed on the Pegasus he reeled it back. He still lights up on Risa though.

Data: No, THC has no impact on him. However he does want to understand the human social custom of “puff puff pass.”

Geordi: He uses edibles for his chronic pain and headaches but only when on shore leave. Maybe while off-duty if the pain is really bad but he doesn’t want to impede the effectiveness of his visor.

Troi: Not only is she hitting the elaborate Betazoid pipe her mom sent her, she is recommending edibles to anxious crew members. By far the biggest stoner on the Enterprise.

Worf: No. If it’s not prune juice or blood wine, he doesn’t want it… Okay, he tried smoking with Deanna ONCE and hated it.

Dr. Crusher: In her youth she dabbled with edibles but was never a smoker. She prescribes medical marijuana (only ever edibles) w/ Troi’s recommendation to her patients.

Wesley: He always said he would be straight edge his entire life, but then he went to Starfleet Academy…We all know the rest.

Guinan: She’s either straight edge or a plug for the Enterprise. I’m not sure. But if I had to go through the shit she has, I sure as hell would be rolling blunts in Ten Forward.

Yar: She most definitely got smoked, but not in the fun way.

O’Brien: No (until DS9 at least).

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glitter-and-metal · 4 months

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Which one is this post about? It's ✨both✨

We should have gotten a proper friendship between these two.

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Thanks to @themurdochmemesteries for the screenshot and @saintzenni for sending me the textpost.

#glitter's star trek shitposts #text posts on pictures #star trek #star trek enterprise #enterprise #malcolm reed #tpol #t'pol #glitter's shitposts

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gallwithapall · 7 months

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One thing I love about the star trek fandom is the artwork, specifically how they interpret the character they're drawing

Like YES, DRAW GARAK WITH A FUCKING LIZARD TAIL and CLAWS!!!!

Yes dRAW DATA WITH MAKEUP!!!! WITH LONG HAIR!!!!

Y E S DRAW MCCOY WITH BRIGHT BLUE EYESHADOW

Fuck yaknow what my favourites are, the ones where, you can tell what character they're, but they're incredibly small, AND ADORABLE AND LIKE?!? KINDA STICK FIGURE BUT NOT?!? THEYRE THE CUTEST I SAW ONE OF GARAK THE OTHER DAY AND SOBBED HE LOOKED SO SMALL

Yes DRAW THEM HOW YOU SEE FIT!!! THERES NO LIMITS THATS THE FUCKING BEAUTY OF IT!!! THERES NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY, just seeing folks have fun creating makes me happy, and im sure it makes other people happy too!!

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thedurassisterspod · 1 year

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Star Trek as ao3 tags p2.

#star trek #AO3 tags #ao3 #funny text posts #funny tags #star trek voyager #star trek enterprise #Star Trek TNG #Star Trek: The Next Generation

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lt-cmdr-titties · 1 year

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happy threshold day everyone, here are some highlights from the uss enterpurrise watch party we did to celebrate

#ids in alt text #uss enterprise #threshold day #star trek voy #threshold #tom paris #chakotay #if anybody wants the invite link i am happy to post it <3

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celestial-blight · 2 hours

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The fact that people like TOS more than any of the other Star Trek series is proof that the general population has no media literacy, and that nostalgia is one of the biggest driving forces of the media we consume.

TOS is sexist, racist, and just plain bad. I grew up on it, but watching it as an adult has been genuinely terrible. The women wear less and less clothing each episode and the men constantly dismiss and interrupt the women. The plots are just... nonsensical, to say the least. People promised me subtle gay chemistry between Spock and Kirk, but everyone is just mean to Spock! It's painful to watch!! It's genuinely not a fucking shock that this show got cancelled! It sucks!

The only good things about the show are the unique music, the adorable sets, and vaguely anti-religious themes (except those few times the crew of the Enterprise is explicitly Christian). There are no other redeeming qualities.

I don't want to shame people for liking TOS... but come on, people! This is Tumblr! Why do people like this show!? It's such a right-wing show!!

Moral of the post: Stop watching TOS, go watch Enterprise. The 1st episode sucks, but the rest of it is some of the best fiction I've ever seen. Don't believe me? Watch season 2 episode 23.

#text post #star trek tos #star trek enterprise #star trek ent #star trek

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kirby-souljourney-au · 11 days

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Another fake social media interaction, because they make me cackle.

(Idk how twitter works, I never go there)

Transcript:

ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @HNMOfficial - 16th May, 4024

literally NOBODY wants to have sex with you

Holy NightMare (@HNMOfficial) retweeted @metatheknight - 19th May, 4024

Your mother did.

ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @HNMOfficial - 19th May, 4024

actually kill yourself

ione <3 (@metatheknight) retweeted @metatheknight - 23rd July, 4026

you guys are never gonna guess who i just figured out my biological father is

#kirby series #kirby au #au #my au #k:sj au #meta knight #kirby meta knight #k:sj ione / meta knight #nightmare kirby #nightmare enterprises #k:sj nightmare #cw kys joke #shitpost #text #sincerely - mod bugthing #canon interaction between these two btw #yes HNM had a Twitter before being exploded #and Ione made himself an account literally just to bully them when he heard about their account #he still has the account and uses it to post pics and bully bigots (as he should)

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revolutionsoftheheart · 1 year

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i have a feeling the fat ones are going to be quite popular after this frontier day

#uss enterprise d #star trek picard #picard spoilers #text post #tagging ships like characters now apparently

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amusingmorley · 5 months

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This is Malcolm Reed coded.

#Star Trek ent #enterprise #malcolm reed #text post #Star Trek

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wrinkleintime · 5 months

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enterprise text posts: featuring starfleet’s most reluctant astronaut, hoshi <3

#in my head I think I could be in starfleet but then I think about the events in an average episode of star trek and it’s like.#how DO they not cry all the time.#star trek enterprise #hoshi sato #star trek #enterprise text posts #she's my best girl <33 #she’s everything #i saw the dark energy in the kitchen post first and immediately knew what to do. i love those scenes. i yell CARROTS often while cooking.

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commanderpelia · 5 months

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Faith of the Heart made it onto my Spotify Wrapped playlist and no I won’t being explaining how that happened

#star trek enterprise #star trek #text post #there will be no explanation

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vulcannic · 1 year

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i miss trip

#i legally have to post this every so often or else #or else what you may ask #i don’t know #if i were to rewatch an enterprise episode rn…….#text

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glitter-and-metal · 4 months

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Phlox: Why won't you ever have a threesome?

Malcolm: If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once I'd go to dinner with my parents.

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Reddit post here.

Star Trek screenshots from trekcore.com

#im sorry Malcolm #glitter's star trek shitposts #star trek #star trek enterprise #star trek ent #enterprise #malcolm reed #phlox #doctor phlox #text posts on pictures #glitter's shitposts

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graverobber3457 · 2 years

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*walking around the lgbt uss enterprise* James BI-berius Kirk?? 🧐 Leonard MASC-coy!? 😨Nyota SHE/HER-ura!? 😳 MontGAYmory Scott?! HIR-karu Sulu?! 😫 PAN-vel Chekov??? 😵SPOCK?!??!! 😱

#Star Trek #uss enterprise #Star Trek tos #Star Trek aos #this is a really stupid joke #text post

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