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lolmemez · 9 months
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Grandma's cabinets are time capsules. ⏰
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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 101
Constantine: Saying "hm, must be the curse," and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby.
Duke: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before congress so they don't look so racist.
Duke: Every fifteen minutes I just whisper some nonsense at them.
[Earlier]
Duke, whispering to Tim: The texture of quiche is unsettling.
Selina: Cats are so good. There's just a lil guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me!
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narcissa97 · 1 year
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thesillyhampter · 11 months
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I feel like a lot of people where dropped on their head as a kid but fuck me I think my mum microwaved me right after birth
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memes-hoarder · 26 days
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writtenroses1813 · 2 months
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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…
Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?
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Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared
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mysticmuse0 · 7 months
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troythecatfish · 6 months
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mememediocritymaven · 2 months
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it's your turn
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 169
Bernard: Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself.
Bernard: And if anyone meddles with the soup... well. The answer should be obvious.
Jason: Into the soup they go!
Janet: What is Harley like? Tell me about her.
Ivy: Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing the bats, ban-lon, and seeing people running for their lives.
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mxshr0mz · 2 months
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why did my dad send this
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should i be concerned
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cyberiapinksosa333 · 8 months
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“wtf is wrong with you”
you mean like today or like in general?
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waitingforafriendblog · 2 months
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memes-hoarder · 25 days
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allysketches · 1 month
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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️
so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)
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