#Maybe that's part of the appeal idk

[maxybabyy]

Can you please do female lando norris please. She must have big tits and big ass.lando will be with Oscar.Bottom Lando

Sex infront of everyone without shame

hi friend! thank you for the prompt. i don't know if it was actually meant for me, but here is my interpretation of it 🫣

They talk about it first. The farm, where Lando wants it to be. The boundaries they both have, what she wants out of it – why she finds it so hot. To his credit, Oscar only asks, “Daniel will be fine with this, you reckon?”

Lando nods and crawls into his lap to kiss him, dizzy with how much she wants it.

Doesn’t tell him how they’ve already done it; Danny and her, Carlos, and Lewis back before he and Max had drifted apart. Only Lando won’t be there to watch. Won’t be sitting on her hands, frustrated with desire, desperate as she watched Max get fucked. Now, it will be her turn.

Before, Lando had thought about inviting Carlos, in the abstract way she’s been thinking about it: Carlos watching her while Oscar fucked her, imagining the look on his face, how he would stare at her ass, her boobs. Think about, maybe, how she was the one that got away.

But it wouldn’t be fair to Oscar. So they keep it instead to Danny and the rookies.

It’s fine, less than she had expected, maybe, but it will be fun. Good. She will be the only podium sitter this season too, and isn’t that worth just as much?

Daniel offers to cook, so they show up a little earlier, handing over the wine Oscar’s mum had recommended. Logan sits across from her at the table and doesn’t look her in the eyes, face red with a permanent flush. He doesn’t look at the dip of her shirt either and for a moment, Lando thinks about telling him to leave.

Oscar touches her thigh with a warm hand, brushes the edge of her dress until the strain in her shoulders releases. The buzz of the wine kicking in.

She’s halfway through a second glass, left alone with Logan being a fucking muppet about the car issues in Melbourne, when she follows the others to the door.

“Oscar?” She says, nudging him to the side to see – “Max, what are you doing here?”

Max turns so she’s looking right at Lando, lips stretched into an easy smile. “Lando. It’s so nice to see you also, have you been here before?” She slips from Daniel’s arms and leans in to kiss her on the cheek – once, twice, like she’s fucking Charles – and teases the edge of her skirt. “You of course look very lovely.”

Lando doesn’t reply, looks instead at Liam who looks at Max still. So fucking in love with her she probably couldn’t wait to let it slip.

“Hey, I’m gonna show Max around the farm, yeah?” Daniel says and pulls Max down one of the dirt paths. She watches Max stumble after him, hands already in the air as she tells him about her thoughts, changing the gears of her imaginary bike.

She thinks, wildly, about calling it off. Postpone or start anew. Tell Oscar she has cold feet, and that they should try again some other time. With Max F instead. George, maybe. Friends she knows will enjoy it. Enjoy her. She doesn’t, obviously, and reaches for Oscar’s hand until he kisses her. The even-keel to the tumultuous storm that rages inside her.

“Okay, Lando?” He asks her, voice tender, and for a second, she hates him too.

For now, she smiles at him, nods.

She makes Oscar fuck her on Daniel’s sofa.

She’s been thinking about it for a while, how she wanted it to be. If Danny would mind them fucking in his bedroom, if he would make them use the guest room instead. But this, she thinks, is better. The thought of her naked on his sofa as he watches telly by himself.

The sex itself is – mid, probably.

Oscar sweats a lot, always does. But like this, on Daniel’s fancy leather sofa, he’s downright slippery. His knee sliding to the side the moment he builds up a decent rhythm. “Fuck, sorry Lands,” he says and pulls out to reset, knees back in the middle. Dick only half as hard as usual.

“Probably you should just lay down,” Max says close to her head. “Always this leather is bad for fucking. Daniel knows this of course, but he doesn’t care. Now, he is better but only by so much.”

Daniel must respond but Lando doesn’t want to hear, watches instead Oscar lay down on top of her. His pace improves but somehow, it’s even worse.

Her stomach is still bloated from the pasta, and something from the wine must have gone to her head. Flushed from the sulphites she’s allergic to, the tart taste still on her tongue. She thinks that her boobs must look awful. The lacy fabric torn lightly by Oscar’s brutish hands, pushed to the side to show off her nipple. But it looks smushed like this, flattened from lying down.

Her orgasm, when it comes, is weak, overdue.

It feels nothing like how she remembers it from watching Max. The air isn’t thick with sex, the tension not desperate with need. Oscar comes moments after her, but when she looks, none of the others look even close.

Logan sits ramrod straight in his chair, hands curled around his thighs. If she squints, maybe she can see a bulge in his trousers, but it has been left untouched, untempted by their show. Liam at least has a hand shoved into her shorts, but her head is tilted away.

Reluctantly, Lando turns towards where Max sits in Daniel’s lap.

Her white dress shirt has been unbuttoned to her naval and shows off the bralette Max likes to wear off the track. It’s too tight, obviously. Ill-fitting over Max’s boobs, would have been even without Daniel’s hand shoved under the fabric.

Daniel kisses down her neck, and Max curls a hand in his hair, moans softly for more. Oscar sits up on his knees to pull out of her, and Lando can almost pretend that she doesn’t feel him twitch inside her.

Daniel peels the compression shorts off Max and strokes a hand over her ass before he pulls her back into his lap. Face towards him this time – away from Lando. Liam has turned too, staring at the matching white underwear Max teases down over her hip.

Lando doesn’t look at Logan, knows either way she won’t like it.

Max makes another sound, a breathless moan that has Lando squeezing her thighs together. Daniel watches her over Max’s shoulder, winks before he leans in to kiss Max. Fucks her with his fingers until the sound is loud, filthy. The air heavy with tension.

“Fuck, Daniel, please,” Max begs and lets her head fall back.

Lando watches the way her hips cant up, chasing Daniel’s fingers. Her eyes are welling up, her back arched with pleasure, and even from behind, Lando knows she’s a sight to be seen.

She hates the need that burns through her, wetter now than she was then with Oscar’s fingers inside her. Wonders then if she should have done it before she and Oscar became a thing. Fucked Carlos back when she had the chance. At least then she would know, maybe.

Daniel fucks her on the floor, gentler than he used to, but familiar in a way that makes Lando ache inside. Max keeps her shirt on, even as the fabric soaks with sweat. Like they haven’t all seen her spread wide and fucked.

And then – the realisation that the rookies haven’t probably. That Lando would have been their first, their only if Max hadn’t done this.

Oscar’s hands feel clammy on her thighs, but she lets him pull her to the floor, pushing inside her with a grunt. It’s different than before and for that, she doesn’t let herself like it more. But it feels better when he fucks her now, sinks in completely before he pulls out, touches her clit until she whines.

“Oscar, I’m close –“ she moans, blunts nails digging into his shoulders.

She’s almost there, teetering on the edge, when someone grabs her hand. She jolts in surprise, goes to pull back when she hears Max laugh. Her sweaty palm sliding against hers, and for a moment it feels almost nice.

Max squeezes her hand as she comes, Lando following her into the fray.

#consider this my pre-contribution to that trope you hate fest #because absolutely nothing from that prompt appeals to me :/ #except maybe the landoscar part .. #also very heavily inspired by lacy by olivia rodrigo #max/daniel #maxiel #landoscar #maxiel fic #landoscar fic #my writing #my fic #girl max #girl lando #i guess idk #asks #prompts

[bookshelf-in-progress]

Success! I told someone in real life about one of my fantasy story concepts, and they didn't act like I was crazy!

#maybe she thought i was idk #but she was engaging with it #asking follow-up questions #noting parallels #i think it helped that i pitched it one weird concept at a time #like 'it's just after wwi and this guy's kind of a psychic' #'and then he had to go to war' #'and he's very aware of the fact that everyone he helped to kill was a person with an entire inner life' #'he's staying with his friend and doesn't want to see his family' #'because they're all mind readers too and would know all the stuff he's done' #and once she grasped that part i could bring in the mouse shapeshifter #and she seemed to get the appeal #and i could talk about how i accidentally gave myself emotions about these two #i'm pretty sure she's the first real-life person i've ever mentioned this story to #and the weirder part isn't that i haven't mentioned it after so long #but that i mentioned it at all #because this is one of my most convoluted concepts #so the lack of outward disdain was a nice moment

[sinningtamer]

welcome back to "content that isn't really kink related but i am definitely not putting on main," today's episode is "problematic ship dynamics" [don't rb to fandom/sfw blogs this is posted on an 18+ account]

#spirit shenanigans #i like how they came out :] #idk maybe ill draw something fitting for this blog with this au at some point #'oh noo a power imbalance' yeah thats the appealing part #teacher student AU #rtgm #wlbr

[groaaaaan]

deltarune asriel and papyrus were online friends on whatever the deltarune equivalent of club penguin/animal jam is

#papyrus #asriel #papyrus deltarune #asriel dreemurr #asriel deltarune #papyrus undertale #asriel undertale #deltarune #utdr #safeutdr #i like this hc of mine bc i think it can coexist nicely w/ my stubborn insistence that pap is in college w/ asriel #and the more popular consensus that he’s just being a fuckin hermit in the house #and even the theory that he’s the knight or whatever the fuck lol. this is all encompassing which means u agree 🔫 /j #anyway! who wants to think about what online kids multiplayer games would be like in the dr universe? nobody? great! #so like part of the appeal of playing as animals or monsters is that. in real life we are not these animals and monsters. #so it’s fun to play as them :) #but obviously in deltarune a lot of monsters are animals and such #so it wouldn’t work as well? at least not in the same way as like animal jam. #judging by the giant monsters AND human movies they’re treated pretty equally in media #so i think maybe a game where u’d be a animal/monster would be more fashion based? like movie star planet or something idk #i think a game more equal to animal jam or club penguin in the dr universe would be smth where u play as something not human nor monster…. #perhaps a plant? :) #tdlr; papyrus is friends with flowey in every universe SEND POST #perry posts #edit: ok i still think papyrus and asriel will be bffs in deltarune (mark my fucking words) but i disagree with this post a little now #see i think deltarune is supposed to be more reminiscent of when toby was a teen #so like. i think deltarune ‘takes place’ in like the early 2000s so azzy probably wasn’t playing animal jam or whatever #but eh this was never that deep anyway just dumb hcs :p

[jessamine-rose]

So I finally found the time to read Chapter 5 + the Hades event of What in Hell is Bad? and AAHHH LEVIATHAN?!! God, his character is so interesting and I can’t wait to see more of him.

Idk I just find his personality and cold attitude towards MC quite refreshing. Not to mention that he has such a lovely voice and beautiful appearance…….aaahhh he’s so intriguing <3

AND LEVIATHAN’S H SCENE?? Let’s just say that my inner sadist was very happy with how it turned out. Honestly, we need more characters who are masochist + power bottom ψ(｀∇´)ψ

#jessamine rambles #spicy warning #mdni #i’ll be honest tho. i may be the only player who was relieved/ neutral about whb’s uncensored stuff being limited to the erolabs version #if only bc i rlly dislike looking at errr…..certain body parts in both 2d and irl. idk i’m more of the ‘let’s artfully cover this body part #with angles or a random item covering it.’ mayhaps it’s one of the little aspects of me being somewhere on the gray ace spectrum #but that’s a topic for another day skskk #re: leviathan’s attitude towards mc. i just find it delightfully realistic in the same way that twst handles mc’s relationship with the cas #i.e. the twst boys don’t fall head over heels for yuu nor become close to them #idk i used to play obey me! and got burnt out by how the focus on romance affected the story quality + how some characters were written #so maybe that’s why whb’s leviathan appealed to me. that and it simply makes for an interesting dynamic between him and mc #and i do hope that whb gives us more sub! or masochist! characters bc AHHHH WE NEED MORE #as an S. i was fcking delighted with leviathan’s scene #anyway that’s all from me re: whb xD

[turtletoria]

im a little embarrassed to post this bc i dont think its a big deal at all but its been weighing on me (ಥ﹏ಥ)

are there any other former fans of like,, shitty media like dream smp or soemthing like that that just feels stupid? like just dumb for falling so head over heels over a media so mean-spirited, and for lack of a better word, Bad. like i kind of feel like knocking my head into a wall for not realising sooner and saving myself the embarrassment of dragging myself out of a very toxic space and also the embarrassment of having contributed to it with any attention at all :-( like i guess better late than never but i still feel very bad!!! it feels like ive done a wrong i can never undo... and i feel very stupid and my pride is hurt. like i shouldve listened to my gut that this stuff sucked ass (bc genuinely when i was still keeping up with mcyt i always got upset WHILE WATCHING and i would rant to my siblings and friends abt it) but i DIDNT and it weighs on me. like how did i get so obsessed? i hope ive learned better now, but again, i feel like ive done a super horrible wrong when in reality i think that its not a big deal. or maybe it IS a big deal. i dont know, but i am very tired abt feeling so bad abt something in the past. its like staying awake bc u remember smth embarrassing u did at school

#not art #long post #kind of #and also if anyone else was in a similar situation i wouldnt hold it against u if u were into smth stupid like that #like i know a lot of middle schoolers who LOVED hetalia that i believe have grown to know better? #like i would definitely be wary of current enjoyers of such things bc im not sure what they find so appealing but I would always hold out- #that theyll get it together someday. and i hope that this wont eat at them yknow. esp if theyre part of that targeted or hurt minority #idk. maybe im too passive and folks disagree. but i do realize as i get older that im too tired to hate random strangers on the internet #obviously caveats and other circumstances would require diff approaches. man its hard to talk honestly online on the site that loves to- #interpret peoples words in bad faith :-(

[empress-hancock]

STOP calling Leon Kennedy a twink wtf is wrong with you do you know what a twink is? Look at his damn biceps that is no twink!! He wasn’t even a twink in RE2, he was just softer and more naïve and trusting and enthusiastic. He was still muscular and strong. He’s not a twink none of you know what the words you’re using mean!!

#the begendereds are not allowed to touch resident evil anymore #they can’t be trusted #they’re calling buff dudes twinks and calling male characters canonically born in the 70s ‘queer’ #they write fanfic where leon is posessive and ‘yandere’ and shit #like that’s so unbelievably out of character hello??? #the tags on these fucking fanfics are awful #the biggest part of his character’s appeal is the fact that as jaded as he is. he STILL cares about other people #and will risk his own life to save them #this man would be so uncomfortable if someone asked him to degrade them in bed #I don’t want to see your weird kinks at all but it really bothers me when people write a character who would not do something #because it’s very much opposite of who their character is #doing some kink thing just because the writer likes it #like hey! maybe write the characters in character or something idk #video game stuff

[skylordhorus]

managed to hit the usa jackpot w one screenshot featuring american flag, a bloke called chase, pickup trucks, the word ‘freedom’, AND a pawn shop that specialises in guns

ALSO this sign was opposite and I think i get what they were trying to say but like. there’s gotta be a better way of phrasing it than that oof

#*deep space noises* #eritha plays geoguessr #honestly I have such a backlog of geoguessr screenshots I’d like to share #but side note: I have to say that the us is the……. hm #idk how to put it politely #offputting?? #nothing there has ever appealed to me aside from like the naturey parts #i have played many a geoguessr and it’s like the one country where I feel a noticeable ‘i would not like to visit’ vibe #there was maybe one town I /didn’t/ get that from once but I can’t remember where it was

[pix3lplays]

Robots are my type but so are knights…I’m in desperate need of a robot knight…

#pixel says stuff sometimes #don’t mind me #I just really need a robot knight #maybe Robo-Ky from guilty gear but idk #he doesn’t ACT like a Knight lol #part of the appeal of knights is the whole chivalry thing #but a knight who defies chivalry can work too… #looking at You Felix Hugo Fraldarius

[fabulouslygaybean]

sexuality is so dumb. relationships are dumb. romance is dumb and sex is dumb and it's all too fucking complicated and weird

#sorry. im just having a lot of thoughts and it's making me frustrated. #ive been thinking a lot about polyamory? which sounds strange ig but. i don't know. #it sounds very appealing at this point in my life #i don't always feel romantic attraction like other folks do and it feels like i wouldn't be understood in a monogamous relationship bc of it #i don't think people could handle the fact that sometimes my romantic attraction just Disappears for a day or two before it comes back #or the fact that my ideal romantic relationship is just. we're best friends but with all the extra relationship shit added on. #i want someone to be my best friend that i also kiss and take out on dates and bang sometimes. or something. #part of me feels like id be better understood in a polycule bc it's already a slightly unconventional relationship situation #also because i have a lot of love in my heart and im scared ill have to cut that part of myself off from others if i have a partner that - #- gets possessive over me in a weird way. maybe i just have poor experiences but idk. #there's sexy possessiveness (fun when done right) and then there's just. Gross possessiveness. which is what im worried about. #i don't fucking know!!! it's weird and complicated and the longer i type the more i realize i don't wanna think about it #im cutting this post off now. that whole rant probably made no sense but whatever

[strideofpride]

Do you think we should've gotten an evil!dair arc in s6?

Eh. I mean, it's fun to read in fanfic (and I'm gonna rec firstaudrina's toxic s6 dair fic now lol) but I don't think I'd actually want that in canon you know? Part of what I love about dair is how they make each other better people. I feel like an evil!dair arc would just feel like c/hair 2: electric boogaloo.

#maybe if derena's evil arcs aligned in s6 that would've worked for me? but also idk #cause part of the appeal of derena at least in my mind #was that they really were trying to be good people in s1 #and to see that all ruined would be depressing #gossip girl #dair #otp: dan loves me for me #dan x blair #fic rec #anonymous #strideofprideanswers

[kelprot-old]

i feel like i look at shit like the backrooms and what the internet has done 2 it and i go ok. how many times are we gonna deep-fry concepts in irony while just like fucking. wringing them of any potential subtlety or whatevr the fuck

#i say the backrooms since it's an easy example of this #a cool-ish concept that grew in popularity until it became this inflated husk of just kinda. nothing #iirc it started out as a sorta like ''hey endless halls of surface-level familiarity but No Really They're just Endless'' #while maybe not the most Super Incredible Deep and Full Of Meaning Thing (at least without like. tearing into it) it was still an - #- interesting idea. and i think. while it makes sense. it's still disappointing to see what it got reduced to in the end #it still has value ofc. it's stupid silly fun #but part of me still feels. frustrated that lots of these things dont gain mass appeal until it's like. SCARY MONSTER CHASE!!! WHATTT!!!! #idk smthn about how people simultaneously enjoy this ''new'' version of the backrooms for its simplicity while also showing weariness of it #like in the post. it just feels like a concept deep fucking fried in irony. the original purpose was lost and turned into simple horror #its just like. 2 million roblox clone games ''ESCAPE SIRENHEAD IN THE BACKROOMS!!!'' #this isnt me asking people to all enjoy the original version of the concept it's more me jsut like rambling or fucking whatever #something about how warped things have to become before they can be paraded around with their head on a stick #like girl that is a false self!!!! you are celebrating and simultaneously mocking this freak evil clone twin !!!! #^^ nonsensical ramblings. im gonna go make another cheese toastie #idgaf abt this stuff btw. hope thats clear. every day i spin a wheel of 10 trillion topics and pick one to throw a truck at

[falllpoutboy]

i just can’t take people seriously who say that sansa and dany should’ve been bffs and braided each other’s hair and had #girlboss sleepovers in s8 😭

#aside from like. how narrative storyline works #bc part of the appeal of the show has always been leaders opposing morals/philosophies in opposition to each other #but like ignoring that. this is the mad kings daughter and the granddaughter/niece of HIS victims that incited the fucking war to begin wit #THIS IS A WOMAN WITH 3 FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS WHO BURNT HER DISSENTERS #idk. maybe yall are the dumb ones… not me <3

[lesbiansanemi]

Like I’m not saying I don’t understand the appeal of sukuna porn where he fucks whoever on the throne made of skulls but like,,,, literally all I can ever think about is how uncomfortable that would be like you’re trying to bang and there’s just a bone stabbing your bare ass cheek or something

#but idk!!!! maybe that’s part of the appeal!!!! #I just know you’re gonna be extra sore in the morning #kaz rambles

[gil-notskajla]

[OC] related to helrobu: running gig where new people enter his silly little hideout/chambers for the first time only to stumble upon bodies upon bodies upon bodies and freaking out

#like WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE CORPSES?!?! #and hes like WELL not YET #THERES POTENTIAL THO #idk if i said it before ever but he would find people in severe condition and wouldnt be able to help them at the moment so he would just #put them in deep stasis kinda like uhhh throw them into the freezer #like idk maybe i will fix them in 100 years #not like it makes a difference to him with that lifespan #so this guy has like 50 people in there #maybe more #imagine #helrobu #oc #lore #and yes i considered the part where it does make a difference to those in-stasis people that angst is totally the part of the appeal >:) #like hi man ive found you in th- stop freaking out. ive found you in the desert bleeding to death ur fine now tho. #everyone you ever knew is long dead. maybe besides vastaya if you knew any #anyway you cant stay here but its been nice talking to you #(next thing the person knows they wake up at outskirts of some village with some supplies and things they could sell to get money but its #actually 300 years later and nothing is the same anymore and they need to rebuild their life from the ground up)

[nat-stimmy]

You're a furry, right? Is there a closed species you'd love to make a fursona with? - 🦷

honestly i haven't ever really found a closed species that i Desperately wanted to own a character for! i'm not really sure why, but i think just the fact that i wouldn't have the ability to make my Own design if i wanted to that makes me kind of dislike most of them.

i know that they're kind of a status symbol in the fandom but i'm generally not one for Flexes like that. something about having it be paywalled makes me feel Weird

#maybe im just poor idk #ive never gotten the appeal of species that you have to pay to be a part of #not stim #asks