#Michael Mcfuckhands

[martins-canned-peaches]

#michael distortion #michael crew #michael shelley #Michael keay #michael crichton #horrors be damned these Michael's can really spawn #michael mcfuckhands #the magnus archives #tma

[hillbroski]

They <3

#tma gerry #tma michael distortion #tma michael shelley #the magnus archives fanart #tma fanart #doorkeay #gerry keay #gerrymichael #michael mcfuckhands #michael the distortion #mstduckdraws

[hellenic-whore]

I drew my son

#michael distortion #michael shelley #michael mcfuckhands #tma #the magnus archives #art #artists on tumblr #eyestrain #gay #mlm #nblm

[mrm-pachypoda]

Funny silly door man!!!! Made before the Reptillian Revelation™️

#art tag #my art #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #Magnus jagnus #michael distortion #tma michael #tma micheal distortion #tma micheal shelly #michael shelley #michael mcfuckhands #woagh that’s a lot of tags #you need a door! #might link to the reptilian revelation post at some point. might not. #anyway the silly is about to get way funkier!! #eye strain

[blingedouteve]

Okay hear me out, patreon exclusive QnA with Michael Doorhands where all his responses are vague non-answers or make no sense whatsoever

#pretty please #c'mon jonny give the people what they want #jonny sims #alexander j newall #the magnus archives #tma #magpod #michael #michael mcfuckhands

[nag-mamahal]

I drew Mike Mcfuckhands!!

Ik Michael is supposed to be harder on the eyes but I couldn't resist drawing the fanon version of him :D)

#tma #tma fanart #the magnus archives #michael distortion #mike Mcfuckhands #the spiral #digital art #Trying to expand to a new art style bc honestly I'm tired of doing realistic stuff. #Julia's art 💛

[thelonely]

noooooooo omg come back and let me hug u again 🥺 🥺 🥺 i promise this time i won't have needles protruding from my fingers and wrists and elbows and shoulders and neck and

#magnus protocol #tmp #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #sar.txt #this one gave michael mcfuckhands vibes

[nico-is-a-corn-plant]

Love drawing mag pod characters specially avatars cause if the proportions aren't quite right that's just how Michael Mcfuckhands look today

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion

[mag-147]

remember how in tma its mentioned Michael can have weird fucked up hands once and that became his defining trait FOREVER I love it

#literally called him Michael mcfuckhands

[localratwithcowboyhat]

you take doodle requesrts? oakaaayyy then i suggest politely tha t you shoudl draw some silly and/or funky michael drawings because everyone does such awesome deisgns with mike mcfuckhands :3 hope you have a cool day yippeeeee

Not having the energy to make a nice desing or doodle rn so u just gonna get these :3 !!

Maybe ill reblog w another e later

#doodle request #michael distortion supermercy #michael fuckhands #tma #silly doodles #low quality doodle

[hueberryshortcake]

hellooooo tagged by @delladucker !!!<3 yes it took me two weeks to remember and finish this don't worry about it

how many fics do you have on ao3?

- currently 10

what's your total ao3 word count?

- 52,149..... when did that happen

what fandoms do you write for?

- currently usually ducktales of course but I still mess around in my howl's castle series drafts every once in awhile. everything else is from when I was afflicted with being 14 and doesn't count

what are your top five fics by kudos?

- "giving off sparks" which I did not put much effort into but I guess the people needed more Castle in the Air content

- the singular thing that survived the post-tma purge, that michael mcfuckhands thing, which is allowed to remain simply bc it was a little funny

- "wednesday morning 3am" - yeahhhHHhHhHh

- "after changes upon changes" - I will never forget the day I found out there was a secret sixth verse to the boxer and I think I may have ascended. anyway yeah this one was cute

- "prodigal" yea

do you respond to comments? why or why not?

- I try to but I'm shy and my brain is made out of spaghetti and pop rocks so if you left one and I didn't respond. <3.

what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

- in general? probably one wtnv fic from the Bad Times (freshman year). attached to my ao3 probably "a home she could not keep" I have thoughts about Goldie o Gilt

what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

- OUVGHGR idk I think that kind of depends on your definition of happy ending..... wednesday morning is cute changes upon changes is cute prodigal I definitely was writing the end like "this is so silly and sappy. POST!" but like idk I'm largely tired with pointless angst personally. like I'm okay with things sucking really bad for our heroes in the middle but ending a story on an upward trajectory is important to me when I'm writing

do you get hate on your fics?

- sometimes people say weird stuff about della in my comments and it makes me mad because she is just some guy

do you write smut?

- no I'd rather lock my barbies in the house and then shake it and yell EARTHQUAKE than make them kiss or heaven forbid.... anyway I have more important things to be doing personally

do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've ever written?

- no I do like the occasional silly au though like the howl pendragon/ben suliman/sophie hatter Vicious au which appealed to exactly two people and never saw the light of day

have you ever had a fic stolen?

- no can you imagine if someone broke into ur house and then stole only a spiral notebook full of crayon drawings and disney stickers. it would be like that to me and it would be so funny

have you ever had a fic translated?

no that would be sick

have you ever cowritten a fic before?

no but there was a time when ex wife and I were co brainstorming so hard it may well have been cowriting if you squinted

what's your all time favorite ship?

- howl and sophie jenkins-pendragon-hatter........... they were holding hands and smiling and smiling quite unable to stop....... I gotta take a walk

what's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

- hallmark chronic illness sophie hatter christmas..... also I just found a document that's five sentences of Benjamin Chang actually stuck in a time loop in s6e1. cool

what are your writing strengths?

- I completely blanked because I think I suck at everything so I phoned a friend and asked my ex wife and he said "your writing strengths are themes and motifs and also sick ass metaphors" Thank you ex wife

what are your writing weaknesses?

- actually writing

thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

- ummmm like I've written some stuff in French before because I'm proficient in it but I always heavily double check everything I've written so idk. I keep it to a couple lines at maximum because I'm not super comfortable with it

first fandom you wrote for?

- there isn't a way to answer this that isn't incredibly embarrassing so I guess that time I wrote a self insert character who was kind of weird and not like anybody else and got sorted into ravenclaw (I was eleven)

favorite fic you've ever written?

- oh how to choose! if I've posted it in the last two years I like it. I reread prodigal the most and people seemed to like it a lot but whenever I reread Wednesday Morning 3AM I'm like wait this rocks. wed3am is like my eldest daughter carved immaculately from marble that I forget exists and prodigal is the son I worship despite his formatting errors (they are part of the charm I'm not fixing them. I'm too stubborn)

tagging..... @justaboot @aaandbackstabbed

#if it was written before 2022 you don't need to worry about it lol. #hueberry shortcake

[martins-canned-peaches]

Michael Distortion is utterly horrifying in TMA and then every depiction of him looks like an arcade floor threw up on a pile of twinky twigs

#i'm not complaining #Michael Mcfuckhands #tma #jonathan sims #jonathan sims tma #jon sims #martin blackwood tma #jon sims tma #the magnus archives #tma season 2 #tma season two #michael distortion

[gentrychild]

Michael?!?! As in Michael McFuckhands?!?! In Anyone??? Is this where he landed after Helen ate him??? (Also are Steel and Sortow ocs or are they from vigilantes sorry i havent read it yet)

After he retired from the Distortion, he started to travel.

(They are OCs.)

#anyone fic

[mrm-pachypoda]

POV: you’re about to get fucking THRONGLED by the distortion

Alternate versions + color palette used under the cut :]

And color pallet by @/fivepointpalettes! Gradient mapped over an initial grayscale. Used a yellow divide layer for shading :]

#reblogs are appreciated! #acton speaks #art tag #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma spoilers #michael distortion #tma michael #tma micheal distortion #tma distortion #tma micheal shelly #michael shelley #michael mcfuckhands #<<fucking love that tag #eye strain #but it’s the distortion so of course it’ll be hard to look at #procreate #artists on tumblr #digital art #this one was a lot of fucking around and finding out #which is the best way to do art tbh

[profound-mystery]

Made the decision- doing Halloween as Michael McFuckhands

[teddie-bear22]

I've decided to start back up this old account of mine so I deleted all my old art from here and decided to make an entrance with Mr Michael Mcfuckhands <3

No promises on art of this quality in the future im here to vibe and post art sometimes and maybe make some friends. Please be nice to me lol i am but a small child.

#michael distortion #rusty quill tma #eyestrain #the magnus archives #my art #idk how to tag things lol