DAMON. FUCKING. TORRENCE.
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “homewarming party” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd.
me: yeah whatever man. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear this is just remderem
my buddy eddie white knuckle gripping the armrests: i think i need to go home
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Renee just shared on Twitter that Mox couldn't find their dog's leash so he took it on a walk with an USB cord 😭 THAT'S LIKE THE MOST MOX THING TO DO EVER, IM DYING
MOXLEY BEING MOXLEY.
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I watched pokemon concierge a while ago and it made me cry like 3 times
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This outfit is absolute god tier oh my god
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today a pair of older lesbians (!!!!) in some kind of sports uniform with very large equipment bags (i thought maybe skiis at first?) came in while i was cashiering and over the course of talking to them i discovered they were bags for their FENCING GEAR and that they had been in town for a FENCING COMPETITION and that the short rounder one with the gently curled bob had won silver and tall wiry one with the shag haircut had won gold. they told me about their weekend plans. they were named betty and george. george grinned at me and told me she'd been fencing for 20 years now. they bought cookies because i said they were good
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no hold on because you're gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that he said 'needing you is the deepest part of me" AND HE JUST WALKS OUT ???????
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Seriously, if your idea of a good time on the internet is to belittle, bully, and spread hate, you need some sort of help in your life. Cause thats just sad.
What is the point? Does it somehow make you feel better about yourself? Idgaf if you agree with the other person or not, if your only intention when you get on this site is to judge other people without any care in the world for the consequences of it, then you need to sit down and take a long, critical look at yourself.
Fucking christ. Learn how to be a decent human before you decide to get on the fucking internet again.
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