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[obeymebabes]

So we all know that Dia has his croc wall but consider;

Barbatos and the hidden walk in closet of thigh high crocs

No.

I refuse to accept this.

Don't do Barb dirty like that.

I love you Dean but pls spare the butler-

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[obeymebabes]

Hello lovely~

I hope you’re having the most wonderful day and that you are doing well!

much love ❤️🌸

Well aren't you just the sweetest 🥰

Its been a hell of a past few days, but thanks to you I've been quite alright~

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[obeymebabes]

Hello love~

I heard it through the grape vine that you hit 2000 followers!

Congratulations! I’m so proud of you!! <3

THANK YOU 😭

I don't know how 2 thousand people managed to collectively find and follow my page BUT HERE WE ARE

I actually did it

That's like

A LOT OF PEOPLE

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[obeymebabes]

Hey do you think that whenever Mammon doesn't want to get up in the mornings, Lucifer pours beans on him 💜

I just got a good laugh out of picturing this. Let me lay out why I think this is way too funny:

Lucifer, completely just done with Mammon's exceeding times of being late for RAD, so he just stands over him, tipping a whole ass can of the Devildom equivalent of beans over him. All at once. One big can all at the same time.

Mammon would obviously wake up in a horrific panic at his strange and unexpected alarm clock only to find an arms crossed, very disappointed Lucifer, standing next to the alarm clock which reads a time that is definitely not the time Mammon should be asleep.

The funniest part of this, in my opinion, is I bet if you dropped a can of anything, Beelzebub would somehow sniff it out like a bloodhound and patiently wait at the door for when Lucifer's gone so he can "help" Mammon "clean" up the mess. The image of Beel trying to individually pick beans off of Mammon and his bed is great.

Now hear me out, imagine it was a day where they don't even have to attend RAD. It was purely a way for Lucifer to "prank" Mammon, a little payback for stealing Lucifer's credit card.

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[obeymebabes]

Hey is it okay if I draw fanart of your oc Bey?

AJRFVWKFBAJFVWJHUXVY 🥺😭

YES IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY

I'd love to see afterwards if that's okay 👉🏻👈🏻

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[obeymebabes]

How comes I haven't seen more cursed edits like the ones from the swap event? You had a moot that made them right? Also take care! It's been rough lately

Well firstly I haven't really asked for anything, so that's perhaps why- 😂

Also most of the cursed things end up on @obeymebutcursed

I used to do the little fanart prompt thing, which I kinda stopped because I just haven't been active here on tumblr. That and I don't have a lot of prompts left in my brain.

And thank you, I'm doing my best to keep myself together. 🥰

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[obeymebabes]

Instead of a Square Dance, Diavolo holds a Croc Dance. Everyone has to attend. No one is safe. He buys everyone a pair of crocs. Asmo is crying in the corner as Solomon T-Poses over him, wearing crocs on his feat, his head, his hands like gauntlets, and on his shoulders like armor 💙

The worst part of all of this?

I could actually picture this scene.

But also how great would Dia look in a poofy ballgown with rainbow crocs attached to it?

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[obeymebabes]

Do you think Levi can unhinge his jaw like some snakes 💜

I'VE SEEN ART FOR THIS SOMEWHERE AND IT WAS SO HECCIN COOL!

I think if he can't then he isn't a true snake boi and that makes me kinda s a d.

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[obeymebabes]

just wanted to say I hope you have a wonderful day~ I know you haven’t been very active as of late but I’m hoping I can become a regular anon that hangs out on you page with you~

buonguirno, amore mio.

ti penso sempre~

~ 💞Anon

Thank you thank you 🥰

I have a hc just sitting in drafts that I need to post but I've been slacking so hard. And busy, especially this week, but you already knew that~

Until then, hello 💕

I look forward to seeing some activity on the page~ even if ut is just from you~

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[obeymebabes]

Satan replaces lucifers coffee with beans and luci doesn't notice cause he's too sleep deprived 💙

Okay but imagine Lucifer telling Satan to make him coffee and Satan just gives him a whole cup of coffee beans instead.

A simple, less amusing, but still still funny, prank.

Let's not turn this beans thing into whatever happened to the crocs, alright? I don't need my blog flooded with curse bean asks now-

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[obeymebabes]

That was the last straw

You couldn't believe your eyes

"so you mean to tell me: solomon made a potion that turns people into smol creatures then lucifer found out, confiscated it and for some reason diavolo spilled every last drop on barbatos BY ACCIDENT??"

asmo: well yeah.. that's pretty much it, anyways take care of tiny barbatos because I have some shopping to do, adieu mon amour~

"I hate you asmo and you-" *looks at a hand sized barbatos that flapped his tiny head wings while looking at you curiously* "you're adorable"

After you were made babysitter of tiny barbatos without your knowledge and your reluctance to accept such a task you did enjoy your day looking at the cutest thing ever and ofc reminding him of his shenanigans the next day when things got back to normal much to his clear embarrassment

AHHHHH!! OH MY GOD MY HEART THAT WOULD BE SO FRIGGEN CUTE!!

Are you TRYING to kill me?

TINY POCKET BARB TINY POCKET BARB TINY POCKET BARB!!

Me @ smol Barb:

This is going to live in my head rent free for the rest of my life I swear-

Smol Barb with the little tiny horn wing flaps and I'm- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I love you Beni, and I absolutely love this idea.

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[obeymebabes]

What if you open a melon and it's just Beel's face staring at you for taking his food 💜

I can't unsee it and I am mad at myself for the fact that I actually made this.

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[obeymebabes]

Imagine Beel drinking your shampoo or conditioner because it smelled like strawberries or something

Fun fact: This wouldn't be the first time, and certainly wouldn't be the last time.

He would look you dead in the eye while he chugs it too. Just to make sure you know it is his now.

It smell like food? He will c o n s u m e.

Nothing is safe.

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[obeymebabes]

Sidenote what if Mammon's long toe is actually like those floppy banana stress toes and has slapping sounds like duck feet whemever he walks 💜

His feet go pitter pat while he runs away from Lucifer at top speed, only to end up tripping and falling onto his face.

You'll never not hear him coming.

Even in the dead of night, all you'll be able to hear is the pitter patter of his feet as he slinks his way into your room.

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[obeymebabes]

IDK If this was confirmed before or not but one important thing the MV confirms about Satan: He wears a CLIP ON tie.

EXCUSE ME HOLD UP WHAT??

SORRY I WAS BUSY LOOKING AT HIS ABS WHOOPS

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[obeymebabes]

hi! i just wanna ask something. i heard that brothers treat us well just because we are descandant of their sister? and they saw us as lilith? it's just brothers me A LOT 😖

Well I suppose that may be true to some extent. But also consider that up until that point, they've spent quite a bit of time with MC. Getting to know them, learning about them, overall spending a lot of time together.

So while yes, they may treat us well after knowing we are a descendent of their long passed sister, they were completely oblivious to it up until it was actually announced.

That being said, I believe it only gives them just another reason to love MC. They would all love MC regardless. That is a fact.

Please don't overthink it hun. Your opinion should be based off of your own thoughts on the situation, not what others are telling you.

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