#Roche FF7R

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Roche: So why do you do your paper work in the gym cadet?

Cloud: *sipping iced coffee whilst watching Zack do hip thrusts* For the aesthetic? I dunno.

#incorrect quotes #roche ff7r #cloud strife #zack fair #zack x cloud #zakkura #clack #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[rottenpumpkin13]

Out Of Context Shit Heard On The SOLDIER Floor #6

Previous: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5

Angeal: No, Genesis, you spaghetti-noodle-spine-having-ass bitch.

Sephiroth: I identify as a tonberry *chases Cloud with a kitchen knife*

Zack: Ra Ra Rasputin *kicks Sephiroth over*

Genesis: Unhand me you cretin *alone, talking to no one*

Angeal: Zack just showed me a picture of the Grinch and said "hear me out"

Lazard: No, Sephiroth, you cannot have a human-sized cat bed in your office "for enrichment"

Cloud: Parkour time *crashes through the air vents*

Sephiroth: I'm the biggest lesbian ally in this department, actually.

Angeal: For the sake of my sanity I'm gonna pretend I didn't just see Zack twerking to One Winged Angel.

Luxiere: I would commit unspeakable atrocities for a crumb of Zack's attention.

Lazard: That stripper pole better be gone when I get back or so help me, Genesis, I will return you to the goddess.

Sephiroth: *does a single pump of sore throat spray* This is enough for sustenance for the day.

Kunsel: Care for a deep-fried cigarette?

Angeal: You look like an AI-generated twink.

Sephiroth: I've grown so tired of Genesis's voice that we now communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Lazard, over the speakers: Whoever heated fish in the break room microwave, please come by my office so I can break your knees.

Zack: Aww, I forgot to feed the Roomba :(

Genesis: I don't know why me and Angeal are being judged. Simulating a birth with a watermelon is a perfectly normal activity for two people.

Kunsel: Hopefully this office party won't end in accidental weed use.

Angeal: WHY IS THERE A FAMILY OF RACCOONS IN THE TRAINING ROOM?

Genesis: I noticed some homosexual subtext in your screams, do you want to talk about that?

Angeal: *sniff sniff* Ooh~ who's barbecuing? OH MY GOD IT'S AN ELECTRIC FIRE.

Roche: Every time I think about chopping my hair short I think "Sephiroth wouldn't want this for me" and the feeling is gone.

Genesis: I made a friend *drags in a skeleton with a Sephiroth wig*

Cloud: *points at Angeal, Genesis and Sephiroth* Pure of heart, dumb of ass, big of tit.

Lazard: I told Zack to use Excel and he started sobbing.

Angeal: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SEASONING YOUR GROUND BEEF?

Sephiroth: It's extremely rude to ask someone why they're eating a salad bowl of udon at 8 AM. Mind your business, Zack.

Cloud: Genesis likes Loveless so much because the title resonates with his love life.

Zack: You keep your anxiety pills in a takeaway to-go box? Dude that's so fancy.

Lazard: Why is Sephiroth the only one wearing a shirt??

Angeal: Common sense has chased Zack all his life but he wears wheelies so he's faster

Sephiroth: I personally don't use the peace sign because I haven't had a day of peace since I was 12.

Kunsel: I'm never going out in public with Zack again. A child's balloon popped when it went near his hair.

Angeal: No I'm not giving you an aspirin. Last time I gave you one you crushed it and snorted it like cocaine.

Lazard: An overwhelming majority of you peaked in kindergarten.

Sephiroth: Zack, I'm becoming increasingly concerned by the amount of potatoes in your pants right now.

Zack: This year I want an A/B/O themed birthday party.

Sephiroth: Please don't commit tax fraud, Genesis. You won't thrive in prison.

Genesis: Does anyone have an extra ramen packet to give Sephiroth? The 64 he consumed this morning weren't enough.

Roche: Commander Rhapsodos and his emo fringe is our culture.

Zack: I'm at my fucking limit! I'm about to eat a vegetable!

Genesis: He's a son of a bitch Sephiroth: That implies he has a mother, so I don't see how that's an insult.

Zack: Fuck around and find out *said with a chunk of Genesis' red coat hanging from his pocket*

Cloud: Does anyone have an extra brain cell? I lost my remaining one when Genesis spoke to me this morning.

Sephiroth: Damn.

Kunsel: Zack owes me so much money that if he sold his box of random shit he stole from Angeal, he still couldn't pay me back.

Angeal: Why are you guys playing Queen's Blood in the closet? is this a metaphor?

Genesis: Have you prayed to your Sephiroth cardboard cutout yet today?

Sephiroth: Alert me once Rufus Shinra arrives so that I may greet him adequately *said while building a pipe bomb*

Lazard: It's all fun and games until the timeout cage that I ordered online arrives.

Genesis: I will atone for my sins by becoming a nuisance to the environment.

Cloud: If Zack were a scented candle he'd smell like ADHD and crayons.

Sephiroth, standing on a table: DO NOT. EAT. THE CHEESECAKE. IN THE FRIDGE. It's mine.

Angeal: *with a bucket while it's raining hale* Free ice baby.

Zack: I finally have enough gil to buy a sixteen bouncy castles.

Genesis: Being overcome with the desire to eat pasta and call your mother at 2 AM and wondering if you're having a mental breakdown or are possessed by Sephiroth.

Lazard: I can't fire any of you, but I'm about to start setting things on fire.

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #angeal hewley #ff7r #crisis core #incorrect ffvii #roche ff7r #kunsel ff7 #lazard deusericus

[strayheartless]

Cloud: who broke it?

*guilty silence*

Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.

Angeal: it was me I bro-

Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?

Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!

Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!

Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Zack: suspicious.

Kunsel: no it’s not!

Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…

Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!

Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!

Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!

Cloud: No, who broke it!

Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…

Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?

*they all continue fighting for an hour*

Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?

Cloud: oh, I did.

Lazard: …???

Cloud: it burned my hand so I punched it.☺️

#ffvii #genesis rhapsodos #cloud strife #zack fair #angeal hewley #sephiroth #crisis core #ff7 #lazard deusericus #roche ff7r #Kunsel Zelda #final fantasy vii incorrect quote #crisis core incorrect quotes #inspo: parks and rec #a little tweaking #AGSZC #+others #soldier first class #infantryman Cloud #captain cloud strife

[brilcrist]

Compilation of all my Shinra member's art countdown without text l~

Enjoy fam!!!

Also Happy FF7R Release Day, worldwide!!!🔥

#rufus shinra #tseng of the turks #reno of the turks #rude of the turks #elena of the turks #reeve tuesti #roche #fanart #brilcrist artwork #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy 7 rebirth #FF7R

[archi-pelago]

roche youre immortal to me always pls come with me to costa del sol

redraw of:

#ff7r #ff7 rebirth #ff7 roche #roche ffvii #my art #shitpost

[ultimatedirk]

Roudy Boys are making a comeback baby !!

#roudy boys #roche #ff7r #final fantasy 7 rebirth #ff7 fanart #roche x cloud #cant believe in the year 2024 we're getting a resurgence of my favourite mlm cloud ship #ff7 roche

[getvalentined]

Differentiating the "Black Robes"

For folks who didn't catch it on their own playthrough or (or watch-through) of FF7 Rebirth, here's a quick breakdown of the apparent nature of the people in black robes seen throughout both this game, and previously in Remake.

This differs from OG canon, where everyone in a black robe was a Sephiroth Copy, but in the FF7R timeline they appear to be broken into three "types."

SPOILERS BELOW — READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

NO NUMBER TATTOO means this is a G-type SOLDIER suffering from degradation. These people are terminally ill. Degradation sets in within five years of enhancement [see Note 1 below], and accelerates very quickly without aggressive treatment.

Known G-type SOLDIERs: Roche, Azul, Rosso, and Shelke Rui. Population: over 100.

A ONE- OR TWO-DIGIT NUMBER TATTOO indicates S-type SOLDIERs in the throes of Reunion. These people are not terminally ill, based on dev comments confirming that S-type SOLDIERs don't degrade, but they have a cellular leash that is being constantly yanked on by Sephiroth/Jenova. Without Reunion taking place, most of them would presumably live long, fairly healthy lives. [See Note 2 below.]

Known S-type SOLDIERs: Zack Fair, Kunsel, Luxiere, and Broden. Population: presumed fewer than 100.

A TATTOO STARTING WITH "SC" confirms these people are successful Sephiroth Copies. Failures do not receive a tattoo. They may or may not be terminally ill, contingent upon which type of SOLDIER they were prior to the procedure to make them into a Copy, and the leash on their own cellular makeup is much stricter, much more direct, and gives them a clearer concept of where to go and what to do.

Known Sephiroth Copies: Roche (successful), Zack Fair (declared failure), and Cloud Strife (declared failure). Population: 4 subjects in total, plus 2 known failures.

Tattoos don't seem to be applied at the time of enhancement, since none of the SOLDIERs in Crisis Core have them, but it's possible that early inductees like Broden were marked when they survived the treatments; this seems likely, as Broden's tattoo is in a slightly different typeface than the tattoos of others in his "type."

I didn't include Sephiroth, Genesis or Angeal under known members of their given types, as they were never normal humans and were not enhanced using one method or the other as teens or young adults. Those who are Jenova babies from birth don't count. I also didn't include two members of DeepGround due to the fact that they canonically cannot actually be G-type SOLDIERs based on the lore of how the two of them were made and how they function in general; they may be G-type on paper, but they are not G-type for the purposes of this analysis.

Lastly, I'll admit that this breakdown may appear to be slightly inconsistent during gameplay, but this seems to be due only to the reuse of models between black robed individuals, presumably to take stress off the dev team. I'm fine with this, obviously, no crunch is good crunch. As far as I can tell it's pretty consistent in full cutscenes, though, so I'm sticking with it until the third game proves me wrong.

—

NOTE 1: The timeframe for degradation is based on Roche suffering from the condition prior to his becoming a Sephiroth Copy, which is visible in the fact that he has a handful of incongruously pale streaks through his hair prior to the procedure; an attempt to cure this is presumably the reason he volunteered to work with Hojo in the first place.

According to the Remake Ultimania, Roche joined SOLDIER after the Nibelheim Incident, so he's only been in the program for five years at the most; this timeframe also allows us to recognize S-type SOLDIERs, as they've been in the program for significantly longer with no known ill effects (e.g.: Kunsel has been in the program since at least 2000, but is mentioned by name and indicated to be at headquarters in Remake, showing that he's still on active duty in 0007; this wouldn't be the case if he were suffering from degradation, so he can't be a G-type.)

NOTE 2: The capacity of S-type SOLDIERs to live fairly normal lives with minimal major health issues is proven by the existence of Broden, who identifies himself as a SOLDIER but was certainly part of Project 0; he and Mildred left home as teenagers and wound up with Shinra, but Mildred doesn't know the name of the project into which he was conscripted, only that it was "top secret."

Combined with the apparent age of both characters in-game, this indicates that Broden took part in the project before SOLDIER was even SOLDIER, putting him as one of its earliest successful operatives, probably enhanced sometime between 1983 and 1985 based on the timeline provided in the First SOLDIER Battle Royale opening cutscene—hence why his number is the lowest shown on a person in a black robe in the entire game. This puts him in his forties at the youngest during the Crisis, and he functions just fine (albeit with some other issues we can assume were caused by the enhancement procedure being imperfect at the time of his enlistment) until Reunion starts to call him toward the end of 0007.

#fandom ramble #lore analysis #ff7 rebirth spoilers #final fantasy 7 rebirth #ff7 rebirth #ff7rb #ff7r #innkeeper broden #broden ff7 #soldier third class roche #roche ff7 #jenova project #project 0 #soldier ff7

[greenmountaindummy]

I just love how much everyone loves everyone else in this world.

#now playing #jrpg #ff7 rebirth #FF7R #red xiii #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #cloud strife #roche #ps5 #lopsidedown

[zakifairer]

Burn for me!!

#FF7 #FF7R #Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy 7 #Final Fantasy VII Remake #Final Fantasy VII Rebirth #FF7Rebirth #Cloud Strife #roche final fantasy #FF7 Roche #Roche FF7 #Roche FFVII #It was brave of me to draw this before even completing the game #I've finished it now #But wow! So many ideas to draw now! #Gotta draw my best friend

[rydiathesummoner]

I am once again asking Square Enix to ensure this scene makes it into the remakes. And once again asking can it please please please be Roche behind the wheel.

#ffvii rebirth #ff7 rebirth #ff7 #ffvii remake #ffvii #ff7r #ff7 remake #Roche #Palmer

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Roche: *pushing a door that says pull*

Kunsel: *recording* Push harder!

#incorrect quotes #roche ff7r #kunsel #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[rottenpumpkin13]

has roche ever crashed a vlog

SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans Pt. 45

[The video starts with grainy footage of someone's lap. Shuffling is heard as the person tries to get the camera to focus]

Sephiroth: Must you film this?

[The camera pans up, filming both Sephiroth and Roche sitting on the floor of the elevator. It zooms in on Sephiroth's displeased face before it flips around and Zack films himself]

Zack: We're stuck in the elevator—which is okay, I guess. It could be worse.

Sephiroth: It could be much worse.

[Zack turns the camera around and points it at him. A distant look of horror crosses Sephiroth's face]

Sephiroth: I was stuck in the elevator with Genesis one time. He recited Loveless a total of 467 times.

Zack: Oh my god.

Roche: That's nothing! I bet I can do it 500 times! Watch me.

Roche: Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess—

Sephiroth: THERE'S TWO OF THEM!?

[Zack jumps back, startled. The camera shakes as it films Sephiroth lunge for the closed doors, pry it open with his bare hands, and then promptly jump down the elevator shaft]

Roche:

Zack:

Roche: Do you think he reached the bottom?

[The sound of Metal Pipe Falling Sound Effect.mp4 is heard in the distance]

Zack: He did now.

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #ffvii crisis core #final fantasy vii #ff7 crisis core #ff7r #roche ff7r #zack Fair #soldier vlog

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

FF7Remake-Rebirth: My crazy ex-boyfriends will not stop stalking me.

#final fantasy 7 #ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy vii #ff7r #ffvii rebirth #cloud strife #ffvii cloud #sephiroth #roche ff7 #i love roche. miss him already :( #sephiroth please leave cloud alone. at this rate id expect him to mirage himself in a toilet bowl #to torment cloud

[fightabear]

playing with new brushes... dunno if i like how this turned out but i started humming one-winged angel & replaced every sephiroth with sephi-roche so that's something

#ff7 #final fantasy 7 remake #ff7r #roche

[archi-pelago]

ive just spent my whole birthday drawing pics of roche and gripping my tablet like its my infant son

#my art #ff7r #ff7 rebirth #ff7 roche #ff7 cloud #yeah i ship them what of it

[crisp-art]

Second Kofi commission also for the fic "Where Devotion Lies" by @/ thetilly on twitter! (And AO3 ofc)

#no spoilers ofc but this specific scene is from ch7 where Cloud is reunited w his friend Roche after going missing for a while #Also #my first time drawing roche 👁️👁️ #final fantasy #ff7 #ffvii #ff7r #cloud strife #ff7r roche #ff7 remake #ff7 fanart #sketch #art commissions #ko fi sketches #crisis core #crisis core reunion #doodle #oh also my kofi comms are still open peep my linktree link in my bio :))) #if u commission a Sephiroth sketch i will love u forever <3 #sefikura