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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 months
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SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans Pt. 44
[The camera flickers on, revealing Zack sitting in a circle of his tired-looking friends—Sephiroth, Angeal, and Genesis—on the floor of the break room. Zack grins from ear to ear]
We're gonna play spin the bottle!” Zack says. “And we're all excited, aren't we, guys?”
[A chorus of unenthusiastic no’s and a singular “I was forced to be be here” from Sephiroth follows]
Zack nods. “Great! Since we're all on board—” He pulls out the bottle and places it in the middle— “Sephiroth, you go first!”
[The camera is pointed backwards at Sephiroth. Sephiroth looks directly into the camera]
“Help me.”
[Zack groans and zooms out, fitting himself into the frame]
“Don't be a sore sport. Cooperate! It's Valentine’s day! Besides, you can kiss whoever it lands on on the cheek.”
[The camera focuses on Sephiroth again, who sighs before taking a tentative spin at the glass. The bottle whirls around before coming to a stop, pointing directly at Angeal, who deadpans]
“You have got to be kidding me,” Angeal groans.
“Alright, buddy, brace yourself for some love! Sephiroth, kiss him!”
[Sephiroth sighs, then leans in before Angeal can argue. He plants a gentle kiss on Angeal's cheek. Angeal, in turn, scoffs and wipes his cheek]
"There you go! Not so bad, right?” Zack gives the camera a thumbs up. “Now's my turn!”
[Zack gives the camera to Sephiroth, who holds it awkwardly before clumsily filming Zack spinning the bottle. They all wait with bated breaths as the bottle slows, then points directly at Genesis]
“How lucky am I?” Genesis leans back, tapping the floor pensively. “Just a few questions before I allow your lips anywhere near my face.”
“Shoot,” Zack replies.
“Spin the bottle was your idea, correct?”
“Correct!”
“And you would do anything for this vlog of yours, correct?”
[Sephiroth moves the camera back and forth between them]
“Correct!”
“And it's Valentine's day, so it's all in good fun and no one can get mad at each other, Correct?”
“Correct!”
[Genesis smirks mischievously, offering Zack his cheek for a kiss. However, just as Zack leans in, Genesis swiftly moves, grabbing the bottle and breaking it over Zack's head]
[The room erupts into laughter as Zack gapes in shock. Sephiroth shakily veers the camera backwards to film himself]
“In a perfect world, Zack would not tolerate such disrespect, and would seek revenge immediately.”
[The video cuts out]
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[The next video starts with a shaky, blurry image as Sephiroth desperately tries to focus the camera. Screaming is heard in the background]
“IF YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN I'LL SHOVE YOUR BOOK RIGHT UP YOUR—”
“ZACK, ENOUGH!” Angeal's voice screams.
Zack ignores him. “THEY’LL SOONER FIND THE TALENT YOU DON'T HAVE BEFORE THEY FIND THE REST OF YOUR BODY!”
[Zack is seen trying to lunge at Genesis with a broken piece of the bottle, while Angeal struggles to restrain him. Genesis has a broomstick—that he was probably using to sweep up the glass—as a weapon of self defense and is screaming at Zack while waving at him]
“COME AT ME,” Zack screams. “TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE TITLE OF YOUR EULOGY IS CALLED LIFELESS!”
[Sephiroth pans the camera at himself briefly]
“In a perfect world, my mother would come back and—”
[He ducks as Zack throws a piece of glass at his head]
[The video ends]
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radio-ghost-cooks · 6 months
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goodnight to the snakes and the people they bite. goodnight to people who really love driving fast. goodnight to all the short boys and tall girls. goodnight to people who wear loud floral/paisley shirts. goodnight to people who love kabuki theatre. goodnight to people who watch aesthetic travel vlogs. goodnight to english language learners. goodnight to people who took the soldier, poet, king quiz. goodnight to people who decided to stay in the wizard's maze. goodnight to the age regressors, i hope you all had lovely days. goodnight to people who hate peas. goodnight to people with fancy custom cursors. goodnight to the aroaces. goodnight, night vale. goodnight.
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bryonyashaw · 2 years
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kisbunzies · 7 months
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Incredibly specific tf2 headcanons.
1.medic wanted to become an a a labor and delivery doctor before he decided to take people out of this world before bringing them in. Thinks babies and small.animals are adorable. The reason he has so many doves is because one of them layed eggs right after he got them and he got two attached to give them away.
2.heavy would love the dark academia aesthetic , study vlogs and booktok. I am correct so i will not elaborate.
3.scouts american italian catholic. Again i am correct so i will not be illaborating.
4. Snipers doesn't like people , loves animals though. Would throw someone into an active valcano for yelling in a walmart. thinks that they should have kept harambe alive because its was the kids fault (he is also right everything has gone to shit since that gorilla died)
5.demomans a desendent of the black people in nova scotia who invented hockey.
6.demoman sleep in the most zebra print pink elastic band statin-y hair bonnet you can imagine. I am black and correct so i will not be elaborating.
7. Engineers back hurts comical amounts. Part of reason he replaced his hand was because he got arthuritis in it. He was an inch taller before he gave himself scoliosis . bros bones are screaming for help.
8. Pyro is creachure , eyes glow in the dark . waits infront of the door for the other mercs to get home , presses their snout to things and sniffs, rolls around in whatever spot their gonna lay in to get comfy. Animal like habits .(i am.projecting because i get told at least twice a week i walk like a deer) oh and their favorite songs mambo .5
9.soldier is the silliest goober , got the biggest dorkiest smile on his face by default . end up in the top of trees whenever people dont look at him. Eats whole jars of peanut butter with his hand. Makes a big mwah noise before he kisses demo on the lips goober stuff.
10. Soldier has the strongest trans-dar know to man . "get out of my way tall women" to a preteen whose gonna have some realizations in the 90's. He knows your trans before you know that trans people exist. Is so stereotypically american masculine that time and gender warps around him.
10. Spies biggest secret is that he loves american fast food , the more sodium the better . loves instant ramen noodles and seasoned fries and burgers , the bigger the burger the better honestly. The mercs will get mcdonalds or something and bring him some back and at first he'll act like its beneath him right ? But then he goes to "throw it out" quote unquote and consumes whatever it is like a ravenous animal , big mac sauce end up in his hair and its gone in seconds. He the rearranges himself and acts like he's just done a line of coke but doesn't want anyone to find out
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lowkeyrobin · 2 months
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Wholesome sibling antics with cricket crew? Like them getting reader on video/streams alot to play games (actual siblings) or maybe reader is a streamer and is very close with them, making people think you're siblings!
— 🦈 anon
oooo okay okay! I see the vision mwhahahahah ; and welcome to the family 🦈 anon! thanks for joining us :)
HANDSOME BROS ; sibling antics
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo & badlinu
warnings ; language, talk/jokes of killing, use of sibling!reader but can easily be skipped over/offered alternatives
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TOMMYINNIT
siblinginnit goes crazy (if you're adopted or not/you're just that tight with him that you're basically siblings. I'm being inclusive I swear 😭🙏 maybe you just have different dads who knows)
you're also a streamer 💀💀
lots of fans came from your brothers' rise in fame, but most of them actually see you for your own person and not just Tommy's sibling
(or tommy's very close friend if you don't wanna imagine you're related that's totally cool)
you stream pretty frequently together
lots of your streams feature Molly because you gossip and make crafts together and shit
when you're streaming with Tommy, the yelling at playful fighting never ends
jack, freddie, tubbo & molly act as your peacemakers LMAO
board game streams once a month so you can gossip and shit
people making fanart of you two >>>
"siblinginnits 🔛🔝"
("I wish they were real siblings so they could share horror stories of each other growing up 💀💀")
vlogs go crazy when you're there istg
at least 3 mins of each video is you two just bickering and barking over dumb shit
TUBBO
"are tubbo and y/u/n siblings?"
"no but they act like it"
if he's not streaming for tubbathon or on the qsmp bc he's a suffering addict, he's probably making videos or streaming with you
you just have that clear dynamic that even tho you're not related, you're found family in every universe
late night board game streams >>>
or chill mc smp streams where you two just argue over what to use and complain about each others builds LMAO
you arguing with him that he needs to eat real food
him arguing back saying you should help him then
you made your qsmp selves be twins so...
somehow you're worse than cellbit & bagi
usually tubbo doesn't have sunny around to see but you guys are so violent to one another 💀
"wdym siblings don't threaten to kill one another?"
"my brother in christ"
but then comes the amazing fanart and fanworks 🙏🙏
sibling duo for the win
RANBOO
you're just that cool and tight with him yk
the fact that you're credited in the end of genloss s1 as creative writer 372828 or something, people started speculating maybe you were siblings??
you really don't look alike at all but alright chat
but yeah, you're very close and tend to talk/stream/record a lot together
you make a whole vlog channel and it's mostly you two going on adventures and stuff
helping them out with the rebrand too
you'll often play games together all night and half the stream is just you guys fighting over the best yogurt flavor
"Ran, I will come to your house and beat you up"
"I'm just saying I think I'm in the right here"
charlie and sneeg are like your uncles
the peacemaker uncles because there's no way you can be out in public without causing a scene 💀
you guys take .5s of each other EVERYWHERE
your insta stories are just spam .5s 💀🙏🙏
and dumbass roasts of each other
the fanart is cool tho, often they dress you guys in "I love my sibling" shirts LMFAO
FREDDIE BADLINU
you're actually adopted (much like Tommy /j)
but obviously, with Freddie comes the pain of him not getting your charger downstairs for you
LMAO but fr, uno and monopoly streams are very normal
lots of trying each others wardrobes out as well
hackett siblings fanart (as little as there is) goes hard
you guys do a little soldier march whenever Tommy mentions America, and he notices but doesn't connect it for a solid 3 months 💀
average sibling pranks as well, considering you're so close in age
your main victims are usually ranboo, tommy, and jack
djing with tubbo>>>> making bangers up in here
the amount of .5s you have of each other is worrying
you're both too lazy to delete them so you have the ugliest pictures of each other 💀💀
"my brothers leaving to go on a tour. what do I do to prank him when he gets back?"
"y/n this isn't the private account"
"damnit"
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littleglassfrog · 10 months
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Character notes for that old 3rd life timey-wimey au that I dont have a name for based on that one post. A lot of queer themes. (Disclaimer: history is not my thing, and the point of the au is not to explore the realities of the lives of queer people in these eras. They inform the characters' internal struggles, but are not meant to be the focus of the story)
Grian: London, 1893; an architect that stays closed up in his studio working. He is gay, and considering the era he lives in, he is ashamed and afriad of anyone finding out. Reserved, snappy, and a bit of a bastard underneath. He just wants to be accepted, but never believes it can happen.
Scar: California, 1987; former action super star. He's struggling to find work because he is a vocal advocate for gay rights. Optimistic, stubborn, and unwilling to pretend to be something he is not. He leaps without looking and seizes the moment when it comes. He's an incurable romantic <3
Jimmy: England, 1940; soldier, just drafted to join the war effort. He's not a fighter and is afraid of war; he doesn't think he will make it back. Brave (or foolhearty, depending on who you ask), sensitive, and loyal. He is a young romantic who dreamed of a great love and a family, but he is resigned to never having it.
Scott: UK, 2012; vlogger. His brand is similar to irl, based on that on vlog video he did a while back; openly gay. Cynical, sarcastic, and always teasing and poking fun. He is slow to love but loves deeply.
Scar and Grians story is seperate to Jimmy and Scotts. Flower husbands' is a lot sweeter and softer, while Scarian's is a story of Grian finding self acceptance through his love for Scar. They both end, however, in tragedy. Such is the nature of the game.
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thathcwriter · 2 years
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AU Alphabet
These are meant to be vague: Take them however you want to. With that being said, have fun!
A)
Apocalypse AU
Afterlife AU
Arranged Marriage AU
Angel AU
Actor AU
B)
Band AU
Boxer AU
Bounty Hunter AU
Bachelor/ette AU
Bookstore AU
C)
Coffee Shop AU
College AU
Cooking Contest AU
Coaches AU
Campground AU
D)
Do-Over (Second Chance) AU
Dance Company AU
Drivers (Racing or Rideshare) AU
Divers AU
Dragon Tamers AU
E)
Emergency Room AU
Empath AU
Entrepreneurs AU
Executioner(s) AU
F)
Fake Dating AU
Firefighter AU
Flower Shop AU
Face Blindness AU (the inability to recognize the other person’s face.)
Forced Partners/ In a group together AU
G)
Graveyard AU
Ghost AU
Gang AU
Gardeners AU
Group Therapy AU
H)
Holding Cell AU
High School AU
Harpy AU
Historical Fiction AU
Husky Race/Doglsed AU
I)
Ice Cream Shop AU
Ice Hockey AU
Interior Designer AU
Island (Survival) AU
Investigation AU
J)
Jeweler AU
Janitors AU
Jazz Club AU
(Court) Jester AU
K)
Kennel (Animal Shelter) AU
Knitting AU 
Karate AU
Kayaking AU
Kingpin AU
L)
Lawyer AU
Lemonade Stand AU
Library AU
Lycanthropy AU
Lifeguard AU
M)
Musician AU
Medieval AU
Motocross AU
Makeup Artists AU
Mafia AU
N)
Navy AU
News Station AU
Nurses AU
Neverland AU
No (Insert Character) AU
O)
Online Friends AU
Orchard AU
Office AU
Ocean AU
Olympics AU
P)
Podcasters AU
Photographer AU
Psychic AU
Pirate AU
Pizza Place AU
Q) 
Quilting AU
Queen (Royalty) AU
Quarry AU
R)
Reporter AU
Resurrections AU
Receptionist AU
Rodeo AU
Raceway (Horses or Cars) AU
S)
Soulmate AU
Skiing AU
Songwriter AU
Soldier AU
Stunt Performer AU
T)
Time Travel AU
Tennis AU
Tour Guide AU
Tattoo Shop AU
Talent Agency Au
U)
Undercover AU
Underworld AU
Umpire AU
Underwater AU
V) 
Vampire AU
Veterinarian AU
Vlogging AU
Vineyard AU
Virtuoso AU
W)
Writer AU
Wedding Planner AU
Woodworker AU
Western AU
X) N/A
Y)
Youtube AU
Yacht Club AU
Z)
Zookeeper AU
Zodiac AU
Zombie AU
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bnprm · 3 months
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THE JAPHAN VLOG CLIPS IM NOT UR STRONGEST SOLDIER
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ghostybat00 · 8 months
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Vlog Yandere 🔪!:Hello, soo, idk how start this, but hey, call me Ghosty, any pronoun is enough for me. I'm going to write one shots, fanfics, and all that. I'm a slashers fucker, so my content will be based on, slashers, horror and action games.I'm going to start with the basics, which is a list of the fandoms and characters that I'll write, that I won't write etc. (English is not my first language so I apologize if there are any spelling mistakes).
Fandoms:
Devil may cry:
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•Nero •Dante •Vergil •Lady •V
Resident evil:
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•Luis sera •Leon S Kennedy •Carlos Oliveira •Claire Redfield •Chris Redfield •Jill Valentine •Wesker •Heisenberg •Lady Dimitrescu •Ethan Winters •Rebecca Chamber •Nemesis.
Dead by daylight:
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•Kazan Yamaoka (oni) •Wraith •Legion •the trapper •Knight •Pinhead •Amanda •The huntress •the singularity •The spirit. •trickster.
•Any survivors. (Bill clearly not.)
Slashers:
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•Jason Voorhees •Thomas Hewitt •Bubba sawyer •Ghostface •Vincent Sinclair •Bo Sinclair •Billy lenz •Michael Myers •Bramhs •Harry warden •Asa emory •Jennifer body. •Pyramid Head.•Alien •Predator.
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•Venom •Carnage •Eddie
COD
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•Alejandro Vargas •Ghost •Konig •Price •Rudy •Valeria •Nikto •Gaz •Soap •Kaegan •Horangi
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•Doom Slayer.
Overwatch:
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•Genji •Hanzo •Ramattra •Tracer •Mercy •Kiriko •Cassidy •Baptiste •Ashe •Pharah •Mei •Reaper •Sombra •Moira •Mercy •Soldier 76.
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These are some fandoms and characters that I will write for now, there will be more later.
What I will NOT write:
•Death of animals or pets.
•Agnst (infidelity, death of the reader,etc).
•p3do.
•Incest.
•Those disgusting things.
•Homophobia, racism, hate any minority.
YES I will write:
•Soft
•Comfort
•yandere
•Violence
•things like self harm or mental health. (So that it ends positive).
•Age diference. (Not much).
•Nswf
•Poly love affairs or s/o shared . (Harem, trio, etc. As long as the characters are of the same content.)
S/o or Reader will make it gender neutral, obviously except that the request specifies something like gender, subculture, profession etc.
Emojis that I will use to represent the plot:
🍋:NSWF
🌺:Fluffly
🫂:Comfort
🔪:Violence, blood, sensitive topics etc.
I do scenarios, one shots, etc yandere only!, obviously as long as what I will write and what I won't write is respected, since apart from stories this is a safe place for me. For now I will be writing requests, it is my first time writing here <3
Bye!
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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 months
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has roche ever crashed a vlog
SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans Pt. 45
[The video starts with grainy footage of someone's lap. Shuffling is heard as the person tries to get the camera to focus]
Sephiroth: Must you film this?
[The camera pans up, filming both Sephiroth and Roche sitting on the floor of the elevator. It zooms in on Sephiroth's displeased face before it flips around and Zack films himself]
Zack: We're stuck in the elevator—which is okay, I guess. It could be worse.
Sephiroth: It could be much worse.
[Zack turns the camera around and points it at him. A distant look of horror crosses Sephiroth's face]
Sephiroth: I was stuck in the elevator with Genesis one time. He recited Loveless a total of 467 times.
Zack: Oh my god.
Roche: That's nothing! I bet I can do it 500 times! Watch me.
Roche: Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess—
Sephiroth: THERE'S TWO OF THEM!?
[Zack jumps back, startled. The camera shakes as it films Sephiroth lunge for the closed doors, pry it open with his bare hands, and then promptly jump down the elevator shaft]
Roche:
Zack:
Roche: Do you think he reached the bottom?
[The sound of Metal Pipe Falling Sound Effect.mp4 is heard in the distance]
Zack: He did now.
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tieflingkisser · 3 days
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Israeli soldiers are using Gaza War Photos on Dating Apps
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Israeli soldiers are using photos of themselves inside Gaza homes and with Palestinian detainees on dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, Grindr and OKCupid to secure dates. Following October 7, Israeli soldiers were and still are deployed to Gaza and the southern border near Lebanon and according to this article their need to feel connected is stronger. Some are vlogging on TikTok and others are looking for love on matchmaking websites and dating apps. OkCupid reported that the number of Israeli users increased by 20% between October 2023 and February 2024 and so did the likes between them and other apps are also experiencing the same trend. But why is military aggression attractive?
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jjunhui · 6 months
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You care so much about Palestine people that you repost foolishness in between your rants. Meanwhile Israelis will remember that attack forever. They don’t have the privilege of posting gifs before and after their anger. When their women and children are killed by terrorists only then you will understand our anger and pain, and even then I do not want to hear about it because it will only be in defense of what was done to the Jews and our land.
first. i cannot fucking sleep. this is haunting me. i feel completely helpless, my brothers and sisters are dying thousands of miles away and the world is turning a blind eye, and all i can do to help them is post about it on this stupid site. what i reblog in between does not negate my pain. it does not negate how many times i break everyday. it does not negate that my heart is bleeding, that i feel like part of me has died. it does not negate my feelings of hopelessness and heartbreak. i spend my days collecting their stories because i refuse to let their memories die. there are too many to tell, too many to carry on by myself and those are just the ones that made it out before the faces behind them were slaughtered. don’t you dare tell me i don’t understand anger and pain when i feel immense guilt for experiencing even a moment of happiness.
you are so hateful that you can’t even be bothered to call them by their proper name. in your rant to max you call them ‘palestine children’ now it’s ‘palestine people’ ?? they’re palestinians.
second. palestinians will remember october 7th forever. they will also remember october 6th. october 8th. october 9th. october 10th. the massacre following act of resistance will haunt them forever, and so will everything before it and after it. that is their life. there is no break from the horrible, grueling treatment that they endure.
they aren’t as privileged as me to be able to take a break and be unserious, right? that’s why select israelis are posting vlogs on tiktok where they’re mocking the people dying in palestine, talking about how they love being able to hear the bombs go off but the sound is annoying… or better yet, using their working public transportation system and their priorities are baking gluten free bread for soldiers. palestinians are rationing their remaining 8 dates between 2 people across 2 days and wondering where their water is going to come from. there is a TOTAL imbalance between resources and experiences of the two groups so let’s be for real here.
fourth. their women and children HAVE been killed by terrorists. what do you call the people bombing hospitals? and that wasn’t the first time israel has massacred palestinians. don’t play dumb.
i’m not even going to properly address the last thing you said because you are clearly detached from all reality and humanity. you have a dark, dark soul.
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rarepears · 2 years
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Sept 2022 Masterpost
made up fic title ask game
Five times There Was Only One Bed was not a concern and the one time it was: Sung Jinwoo edition
meet percy jackson god of kamino and star wars clones au
shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au
reimagine star wars clone wars if mr. i will do anything for my brother(s) Itachi Uchiha was reborn as one of the clones on kamino au
when the gen z muggleborns start hitting up hogwarts au
where a typo makes the gojo clan claim sephiroth as a bastard child of the clan and satoru grows up with an OP cousin au
Ashborn (solo leveling) & Hagoromo (naruto) were lovers thus the tailed beasts think Sung Jinwoo is their mother reborn au
Commander Fox travels back in time & makes a series of decisions that bites him in the ass later... like getting dooku pregnant au
BNHA izuku transmigrates into shen qingqiu (svsss) au
shen jiu is the victim of switched at birth plot and shen yuan is the son of the fake young master who replaced shen jiu au
sung jinah gets the isekai protagonist treatment and she vlogs the whole thing on social media au
pidw au where transmigrator!lqg thinks he’s entered lqgxsqq svsss fanfic and svsss!sqh thinks he’s time traveled with cucumber bro
in which the system picks up a 12 year old Shen Yuan to transmigrate into PIDW instead au
in which palpatine gets the obama call me maybe video treatment and the star wars universe is saved au
in which luo binghe mistakens shen yuan to be boyfriend and shen yuan thinks luo binghe is the bodyguard his brother hired for him au
epilogue sung jinwoo has a supposed porn addiction in order to explain why he spends so much time locked up in his bedroom au
wei wuxian becomes a rabbit after his death and stalks lan wangji everywhere au
mdzs meets batman: lan wangji thinks wei wuxian is dating billionaire bruce wayne au
svsss transmigration loop where shen yuan and shen jiu are brothers in every cycle au
Jedi Order think that FFVII soldiers are old jedi warriors of the ancient past au
luo bingge finds the reincarnation of his scum master & tricks his way into shen jiu's house by shapeshifting into a very cute pupper au
a jedi and their clone troopers land near sung jinwoo's castle; beru and shadow summons are Not Pleased au
the many ways to make obiwan's rako hardeen episode 100X harder au
 shen jiu’s brocon brother au
of the raccoons and rabbits in gusu lan au
cang qiong ensures next gen of peak lords get along via coparenting baby dolls except these are actual babies and sj has a harem now au
shen yuan transmigrates into orochimaru’s body and the naruto universe instead au
liu qingge begins courting shen yuan by dumping a just-emerged-from-abyss luo binghe in front of shen yuan during a peak lord meeting au
ichigo (bleach) became a tiktok star before he became a shinigami au
luo binghe accidentally gifted a racoon instead of a dog to his shizun au
 the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au
Obi Wan time travels via falling into a toilet au
luo bingge is reborn as anakin skywalker's twin brother au
kisame gets dumped in star wars and sows chaos au
shen jiu becomes a spirit au
star wars clones are missing proper parents; the tolkien elves want kids to parent; the tolkien elves should adopt the clone kids au
mansplain; manipulate; and malewife in the svsss world
dr doofenschmirtz is the new shadow monarch au
Liu Qingge the conspiracy theorist vs deaged Shen Yuan running around Cang Qiong without adult supervision au
keeping up with the all might: all might guest stars on the kardashian reality show au
shen qingqiu has an emotional support parrot and hijinks happen au
sung jinwoo x personification of death and harry potter is his new stepkid au
shen yuan's PIDW game turns into a dating sim but the PIDW characters actually fall in love... oh dear au
shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa’s adoptive parents au
the hunt for shen jiu’s biological family au
bruce wayne goes on yatch vacations because That's What Rich People do au
sha hualing also runs a demonic bakery in svsss where mobei jun and airplane unknowingly run through a bunch of coffeeshop tropes au
harry potter's master of death title means that he's married to ashborn (solo leveling) au
single parent of a plant baby thy name is shen jiu au
a new way for liu qingge to misunderstand shen qingqiu's visits to the brothel aka the waxing parlor au
luo binghe's xinmo sword is actually a plasma sword once known as darksaber - svsss X star wars au
aizawa is actually a secret kardashian au
When PIDW!Luo Binghe is pushed into the Endless Abyss he falls through a dimensional rip into SVSSS world au
toji x endeavor au
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asiogie · 1 year
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ur duty as one of the few ppl in georges sub thing is to start subliminally messaging him abt the vlog channel we need it back it is ur duty soldier
this is so true ill rally the troops
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energywarning · 1 year
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I wanna know more about the captain 8 Au if you’re comfortable with telling us :D it’s super interesting (yet rlly sad :,( poor lil meow meows)
Okie dokie:-)
Theres like 2 ver of this au but the one where ripley lives is like. Kind of on the short side haha... they recover and gets the captain title back and uh. Thats it oops<<< drew a version in the past where ripley dying and eight becoming captain was just a nightmare... thats the cope version basically . Makes me happy tho
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But were here for ANGST!!! LETS GOOO- ok quiet mode, anyway.
Basically a mission goes Very wrong and eight almost gets killed but... hey! Captain to the rescue, or like. Sacrifice since they kind of die uh. Yeah.
Passing away in a pool of their own blood, and eight cant do anything but watch... in their last moments on earth, ripley holds her hand as tightly as they can and tells her they love her.
Their hand let go, though. She will never be able to forget the sound lg their last breath. She carries their dead body, least she could do, they deserve a proper funeral. Though she wasnt really thinking of that, she just wanted to hold them one last time.
How do you live when your worst nightmare has become reality? eight lived with that fear of ripley, or any of her close friends dying like this, and not only has that fear come true, they died because of her!
She does not deal well with this.
Starts going off the rails too, a little bit. Old man cuttlefish swears up and down that she saw her plotting something with dj octavio!!1! Ok old man, plot what? Another war? Pfft. (Also cherry becomes an agent and and is tasked to beat some sense into her but she discovers that there wasnt an actual war planned. eight was just fucking w octavio and wanted to take control of whats left of his army to free the soldiers oops.)
Rest of this is just angsty thoughts feel free to read or.not ig lol
For their funeral...She could barely talk, it took everything she had for her little speech at their funeral. It ended with a poem. Said poem was slightly based on the first poem she ever wrote them. Shes the last to leave, too. she wants to stay by their grave for a little longer, little longer that turns into hours. marina has to come back to get her to go home, in the night, soaked by the rain. It hides her tears, thats nice.
She stares at the ring on her finger, often. Just looking at it, shining in the light. Brings back happy memories, for a few moments. Then reality comes back, tears her apart.
She goes to see their grave often. At first it was every day, now a bit less, she doesnt have the energy sometimes. Brings the prettiest flowers she can find. Doesnt compare to their beauty though. Oh well, at least she tried.
Ripley never saw their own beauty. They didnt know. Eight wish she had told them more.
She still writes poems about them. They cant read them anymore, obviously. But she never stopped loving them, so she never stopped writing
In her best moments, she simply hopes that theyre enjoying their time in heaven. Do they miss her? She wonders...
She misses them, a lot. She misses them more than anything in the world, she would do anything to hear their voice, feel their hand holding her own....
Often, she watches old videos she took w her phone in the past. Her favorite is a video where theyre cooking, you can hear them singing some old song, quiet voice. They turn around and see her recording, they blush and quickly hides their face by pulling their t-shirt to cover it. Stops when she reassures them shes not vlogging or anything, it's just for her. They say ok, i love you and smile, turns back and goes back to cooking
The video stops here.
A part of her, ripped out, forever lost. Her heart and soul. Sometimes she feels like she died at the same time as them... its easier, somehow.
She takes a look at the picture of them thats in their locket, gives it a small kiss, does she look like an insane person? perhaps so...
The nnss does not disband, though. Often she wishes it would, but she knows ripley...
Now she lives a miserable life as the "captain", a life without her soulmate
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bellaxisworld · 17 days
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bella shawarma <3 what do you think the marauders' favourite social medias are?
HIII ELLIEBELLIE <33
such a good question!! i have different characterizations of them in my head for different stories but i'll use stereotypes here
sirius' is youtube. he vlogs. look at him at tell me he isn't a camera-in-your-face vlogger as soon as he realized he COULD vlog. and he likes watching all kinds of videos that teaches him how to do stuff. he's a fix-it kind of guy and yt helps that
remus love. old man wouldn't know howwww to use social media but he would be on the apps, and check it once a week. once a month maybe. anyway i think he would like pinterest best because there are less real "social" interaction but he would also tear up at the sad quotes he gets.
james my man is probably a tiktoker. he thinks he's so cool getting shirtless for a camera (he is. everyone is gagged over it) but yk. short attention span needs silly little quick videos. he also sends his friends sooo many videos. and he cries at the soldiers coming home vids.
peter is on twitter/x religiously starting and being the drama and getting banned every two days.
bonus for regulus who uses a private twitter/x acc to rant about his massive crush on james 🫶 (mostly a joke i can't see him being on twitter? idek. he feels like an old man at heart too)
my characterizations might be so wrong who knows!!! but thank you for the ask ily <3 <3 <3
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