#crisis core incorrect quotes

[strayheartless]

Cloud: who broke it?

*guilty silence*

Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.

Angeal: it was me I bro-

Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?

Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!

Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!

Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Zack: suspicious.

Kunsel: no it’s not!

Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…

Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!

Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!

Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!

Cloud: No, who broke it!

Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…

Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?

*they all continue fighting for an hour*

Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?

Cloud: oh, I did.

Lazard: …???

Cloud: it burned my hand so I punched it.☺️

#ffvii #genesis rhapsodos #cloud strife #zack fair #angeal hewley #sephiroth #crisis core #ff7 #lazard deusericus #roche ff7r #Kunsel Zelda #final fantasy vii incorrect quote #crisis core incorrect quotes #inspo: parks and rec #a little tweaking #AGSZC #+others #soldier first class #infantryman Cloud #captain cloud strife

[aurora-nerin]

Genesis, ranting to Angeal on the phone:

Genesis: So and then Sephiroth said he doesn't love me anymore!

Sephiroth in the background: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!

Genesis: What did you say then?

Sephiroth: I accidentally misquoted a verse from Loveless!

Genesis: THAT'S THE SAME THING!

#sephiroth/genesis #Sephiroth #genesis #angeal #crisis core #crisis core reunion #incorrect crisis core #crisis core incorrect quotes

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Cloud: I’m gonna kill you!

Sephiroth: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it.

#incorrect quotes #cloud strife #sephiroth #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[anakinh]

endless ffvii → (29/∞): crisis core incorrect quotes edition

#ffedit #ffgraphics #gamingedit #vgedit #ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy #crisis core #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #sephgen #(yes it is) #endlessff7 #mine #mineff #minegifs #1k #honestly i don't know if i am going to continue with incorrect quotes this just inspired me #also it's almost cc remake time and i need this out of my system

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#crisis core reunion #crisis core final fantasy vii reunion #zack fair #lazard deusericus #angeal hewley #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[emeraldblonde]

at a zoo Zack: What are they in for? Cloud: Zack, this isn't a prison. Zack: So they can leave? Cloud: No, but- Zack, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

#zack fair #cloud strife #final fantasy #final fantasy vii #final fantasy crisis core #incorrect final fantasy #incorrect final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #incorrect ffvii #incorrect quotes #zakkura #clack

[preposterousgreen]

Lazard: *sighs* I apologize, Angeal. I'm in quite a rotten mood today.

Angeal: I have just the thing to cheer you up. Hold on a second.

Angeal: *leaves and comes back with a potted plant*

Angeal: *hands Lazard the plant*

Lazard:

Angeal:

Lazard:

Angeal: Is it working?

Lazard: *reluctantly* Yes.

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #angeal hewley #lazard deusericus #crisis core #final fantasy vii

[rottenpumpkin13]

Cloud starts speaking Norse when he's angry, what to the others do?

*Furious Cloud starts swearing obscenities in old Norse*

*Annoyed Genesis screams at him in the Mideelese dialect*

*Confused Sephiroth tries to calm them down in Wutaian*

*Excited Zack starts spewing the old Gongagan that he knows*

Angeal: I have food.

*Everyone shuts up and looks at him*

Angeal: Interesting. A language you all speak.

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[crisis-core-madness]

Cloud: We both look very handsome tonight. Zack: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Cloud: I couldn't take that chance.

#zakkura #clack #cloud x zack #zack x cloud #zack fair #ff7 #ffcc #final fantasy crisis core #final fantasy vii #incorrect quotes #crisis core reunion #final fantasy 7 crisis core #cloud strife

[errantnight]

#ffvii #ff7 #genesis ffvii #genesis crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ffvii crisis core #incorrect ff7 #incorrect quotes

[strayheartless]

*while being chased by enemy forces*

Zack: you know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?

Angeal: yes?

Zack: I’m sorry. *jumps out of their hiding place* LOOK AT ME IM A TARGET!

#ffvii #zack fair #angeal hewley #final fantasy vii incorrect quote #crisis core incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: doctor who

[crescent-lockhart97]

zack, sparkly-eyed: how you do you keep your pants up when you're fighting? it's incredible!!

sephiroth:

zack:

sephiroth:

zack:

sephiroth:...belt.

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[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Sephiroth: That’s called arrhythmia.

Zack: I get that feeling every time I see y—

Sephiroth: *now very concerned* You can die from it.

#incorrect quotes #zack fair #sephiroth #sephzack #sephiroth x zack #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[incorrectsoldiers]

Genesis: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.

Zack: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

Genesis:

#genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #ffvii #final fantasy vii #ff7 #source: ??? #incorrect quotes #this is it this is Crisis Core

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#crisis core reunion #crisis core final fantasy vii reunion #zack fair #angeal hewley #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: that's so raven

[emeraldblonde]

Zack: *walking around shirtless*

Tifa: You can't just walk around like that!

Zack: Why not?

Tifa: It's distracting. People might get hurt.

Zack: wtf how?

Cloud: *coming into the room and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Zack*

Tifa: SEE!?!

#incorrect quotes #cloud strife #zack fair #tifa lockhart #zakkura #clack #zack x cloud #incorrect ffvii #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core #*