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shiftythrifting · 1 day
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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reactionimagesdaily · 19 hours
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color-palettes · 2 days
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Burned Up By Their Passion - Submitted by SeesawSiya
#120e1f #73121d #d61510 #fea839 #efdcce #ba9ec7
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dear-ao3 · 3 days
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Child of divorce Bard whose vicious mockery insults are stuff they heard their parents screaming at each other downstairs
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yourplayersaidwhat · 2 days
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Context: My kitsune Ranger who was raised by actual foxes was introducing themselves to the party
Kitsune: **Holding up a fox** This is David! Wizard: Aww, your pet is really cute! Kitsune: He's my brother... Wizard: Oh, so he's afflicted by a curse Kitsune: No, he's always been a fox, keep making assumptions about my brother, I fucking dare you
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comment-tube · 14 hours
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inthetags · 7 hours
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in the tags tell me about your latest dream/nightmare
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one of the legendary copypastas of the russian internet, courtesy of 2ch
translation:
My dad creates some fucked up dishes.
Here's an average recipe, since there are a lot of variations.
There's soup, the soup isn't heated, heating isn't what my dad is all about. He takes this soup, dumps it into the pan and starts frying. Adds tons of onions, garlic, bell and black peppers, FLOUR!! for viscosity, tomato sauce on top. This is all fried until it starts smoking. Then it's taken off the fire and cools down on the balcony. Then dad brings it back and, after generously pouring mayo over it, starts eating. He eats it directly from the pan, scraping it with a spoon. Eats it and half-whispers "oh fuck". While he's doing all that he even starts sweating. Sometimes he graciously offers me some, but I turn him down. Do I even need to say what wild farts he has afterwards? The stench is so bad, it peels the wallpaper off the walls.
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shiftythrifting · 2 days
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i desperately wanted to get this chair but it was $1200. the tag says "yikes"
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color-palettes · 3 days
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Midnight Moths and Flames - Submitted by @clown-prince-of-gay
#F6EDCE #C2B27F #81713F #472A3D #472551 #391449
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I am in Dormont's House of Change, and there are no traps in this corridor.
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dear-ao3 · 2 days
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