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#So bye bye
mossy-paws · 4 months
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Oh shoot yeah I also forgot to post this too
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commission done for a lovely on twitter :]
COMMISSION INFO (MAY, 2023)
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basicbats · 1 month
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they're not going to let us forget this is the last episode for a single second are they?
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aroace-polyshow · 3 months
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oughhh the horrors. i disappear for now farewell
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sonicsfridge · 1 year
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CH2/PG31-32 END OF CHAPTER
FIRST | PREV | CH3 TBA
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snowball-maltese · 2 years
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Okay okay okay-
I know this looks weird, but let me explain!
Also, I REALLY hope this doesn’t qualify as nsfw. Plz it is not! They are literally just not wearing tops, and in the actual show, Kwazii never wears anything so… :|
Day Two of Octonauts week!!
Headcanon
So you know how people go for haircuts every month or so? (or every few month or idk it really depends.) I figured since the Octonauts are animals and… you know… are living beings, it would only make sense that they would need to be groomed. So I headcanon that all the Octonauts get monthly fur trims (with Inkling and Peso being exceptions). I imagine this service is provided by the Octonauts’ employers, who I see as similar to Nasa. (I realize in the show they are a private organization, but.) I also headcanon that the groomer has to get personal when it comes to the areas they trim. So I’d imagine some people would be uncomfortable with this.(Kwazii being one of those people. Barnacles on the other hand has absolutely no problem with this. He’s no prude.) Lol
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princessallurasiren · 9 months
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Alright so *fucks your ass brutally* what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate Obviously
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darkwood-sleddog · 2 years
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Update on the Slash foot saga. Was able to convince him to let us look at it in good lighting. He had a nice scab and some swelling. Warm compresses scab to reduce stiffness and he’s walking perfectly now. This morning we discovered a huge hornet nest under one of our deck chairs so we think he got stung.
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bloody-boy · 1 year
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im so tired of trying to talk to people and they just dont give a shit about me like im done trying
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pissfizz · 1 year
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you dont understand how prion disease works but ok
Suck my dick lol
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sxstheticx · 2 years
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Lookalikes|K.nj|
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|Pairing|•kim namjoon/namjeon× scholar reader.
|Genre|•love triangle, obsessive love.
|Warning|• Mention of bullying, swearing, sense less thoughts/talks, y/n is clumsy af, yandere namjoon,psychopathic brothers, planned murders etc.
|Summary|•You are frustrated because of your annoying bully aka ex-bestfriend and you wish that he was a cute, kind and cheerful person instead and one day he became one but how...
|Disclaimer|• This is just a fiction so please don't take it seriously and enjoy it as a 'fanfiction'.
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"I don't wanna go inside"
You said hiding behind your bestfriend moon.
"Hey you alien do I look like your mom or what"
Moon said pushing you towards the main gate of the college.
"No a pig can't be my mom, never"
You said again going behind her.
"If you once more called me a pig then you will see my anger with your precious eyes and stop hiding behind me because I am not liking the looks these people are giving us"
She shouted as you finally pushed her like a stranger, going inside.
"Yahhh Min alien"
Moon said chasing you as you started your naruto run asap.
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"Ok so this is my locker"
A handsome boy with big body said opening his locker.
"Namjeon, I am going to my class now...you also take your things from your locker and go to yours"
Namjoon his older brother said coldly and then left from there.
Namjeon sighed and got back to his stuff that's when he heard a sound like an alien was trying to scream like a dinosaur.
"Moon eonnie please forgive me!"
Hearing this namjeon turned to see the owner of this ear breaking voice as someone bumped into him making him and that someone land to the ground on their butt.
"Ahhh Ouch! "
They both exclaimed out of intense pain.
"I am so sor-"
You were about to apologise when she noticed who it was.
"Yah! Kim namjerk what are doing in the middle of the hallway looking like a k-drama's cute main lead.This innocent style doesn't suit you at all, you look better in those jerky outfits with some useless friends roaming around you like houseflies."
You said faster than Jin's rap while namjeon was just jungshook still processing.
"Namjoon are you here in this world"
You said again making namjeon flinch.
"Ani you mistook me I am not namjoon, I am his twin brother namjeon"
"Mwo...Oh I understood you're pranking me again right"
"Prank no it's not like th-"
"Gwenchana gwenchana you're namjeon namjerk's I mean namjoon's brother isn't it"
"Ne"
"Araseo then namjeon would you like to be my friend"
You said with a innocent look placing your hand up for a handshake.
"F-friends y-yeah ofcourse"
He said shaking hands with you while moon who just came fainted then and there after witnessing the impossible scene.
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You and namjeon (namjoon for you because you still believe it's a dumb prank of him) spend half of the day together since your lectures were same (which was a little surprising but still you won't count it because once more your mind isn't gonna listen) and finally you both came to the cafeteria together.
As soon as you entered the cafeteria you left him there thinking that he will finally drop his act and will sit with his friends like he always does but just after you left him he just stood there like a lost puppy processing and then roaming his eyes around the cafeteria searching for you so you just waved for him to come sit with you and your pig I mean somi.
You thought that he will drop his act now because Kim namjoon is never gonna sit with girls until and unless he wants to flirt but then again he disappointed you by sitting between you both with a cute dimple smile.
You widened your eyes because first namjoon doesn't has dimples second he never smiled, the only thing he does is smirk annoying smirk.
You once more shrugged those thoughts off eating your ramyeon like a kid you're when you noticed that namjoon (namjeon) was also eating like a kid like you and that's when you felt something wet on your hair as your eyes widened more because namjoon( namjeon) is sitting in front of you then who is this free human being who doesn't has anything to do rather than disturbing busy people like you.
Thinking that you slowly turned around just to accidentally spit the ramyeon present in your mouth on the person, who was wasting a bottle of precious BTS coffee on you, out of shock.
You gulped with fear after noticing how angry namjoon was looking after bathing with ramyeon as his houseflies I mean friends were struggling while controlling their laugh.
But as you realised something you turned around to witness a scared namjeon and finally you realise he wasn't lying.
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It's been a 2 week since your clumsy ass did a ramyeon facial of namjoon and you still remember how he was running behind you with a bucket of chicken noodle soup for two hours straight.
After finding the difference between namjoon and namjeon, you and namjeon became bestfriends whereas namjerk I mean namjoon is still your enemy.
In these two weaks, you both became so close that you won't hesitate to share every dark and bright secret of your life to him without thinking twice.
He somewhat became your comfort zone after you lost both your childhood bestfriend namjoon and your parents at once.
It was one more day out with namjeon and after a whole day of doing stuff like playing in the kids indoor park while babysitting your sister's kid, trying every single ice cream present in South Korea and running like idiots around the han river, You both were standing on the bridge looking at the sky full of stars and a clear white moon.
Because of the increasing pollution it became so rare to see a clear sky like this so you both were quiet just enjoying the fresh breeze and the delightful view.
"Y/n"
Namjeon said in a comforting low voice.
"Hmm"
You hummed since your eyes were closed while the soft and cold breeze was cuddling with you.
"Can I ask you something "
"Ne you can"
"Umm...W-What happened between you and hyung that y-you became e-enemies"
He asked hesitating as you slowly opened your eyes still looking at the sky.
Namjeon sighed as he continued.
"You would be thinking that namjoon is my brother, he would have told me so why I am asking you then..."
He sighed again.
"Yes he is my brother but we didn't spend our childhood together...I just came here some days ago, when I was born I had some complications related to my nervous system because of us being twins and I needed special care for me to be physically strong, from when I was born till when I turned 18 I spend those 18 years in U.S.A with my parents in medication and with medicines whereas hyung was their with our aunt and spend his whole childhood here in korea.our parents decided to let him be in korea because even if hyung came with us our parents couldn't have been with him because of taking care of me and being with me 24/7 and that's why hyung was left alone here and that's also why he hates me that much...still somewhere in his heart he still loves me but can't show it."
Namjeon finally completed looking at you waiting for an answer, you looked at his direction in his eyes and started speaking.
"I knew it that he has a step brother who is in U.S.A with his parents since i was his bestfriend from childhood, he was for sure left alone here in korea but he never complained about it instead he used to pray daily for you to recover soon and come back to him shouting 'hyung hyung you are so handsome give me some tips' he is a very strong man not only physically but mentally also and that's why I fell for him and we were bestfriend forever but then one day a new girl came in our lives taking namjoon away from me and he started acting cold towards me...later one I got to know that she was just using namjoon for money and because he was the heartthrob of the college and she was the one who badmouthed about me to him, he knew that she is lying but he believed that she will change one day that's why he started ignoring me so that she doesn't create problems for me but then she broke up with him leaving him alone again...I knew that he isn't gonna come back to me because he took himself as a selfish bestfriend who just comes to his friend when he wants to so I just let him be close to me as a bully and as I expected he never took his bullying to a extreme level and we became unofficial bestfriends again...I still remember how he used to call me 'cupcake' ...I can't leave him alone because I love him and I know that he also loves me but is hesitating to confess and I am waiting for him and if I have to I will wait forever"
Namjeon was shock and he quickly hid the ring in his pocket after listening the last few lines from her mouth...that means his first love loves his brother.
Namjeon was lost thinking this and you noticed it and patted his shoulder for him to focus what you're saying.
"Namjeon I think it's gonna rain we should go back home"
You said as you both looked up at the sky which was now filled up with black clouds.
"Ok then come with me I will drop you home"
He said.
"Ani it's okay I will go by myself, my sister will be here in some moments to pick me and him"
You said looking at your nephew who was sleeping in your arms like a little angel he is.
"Look here she is"
You said pointing towards a familiar car owned by your sister.
"Ok then annyeong namjeon-shii"
You said going towards the car as he also waved towards you and you left from there.
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"Namjeon you finally came"
Namjoon said who was sitting in the main living room sipping his coffee with a laptop on his lap.
"Yes hyung"
Namjeon said sitting on the sofa thinking something deeply.
"Ahh hyung actually I wanted a favor from you"
"And what's that"
"Can you please go to y/n's house, actually I just got a text from her saying that her nephew is suddenly sick and it's raining so badly that their car is not working so can you please go their...you know that I don't know driving and the driver already went home"
"Yeah I can and I will leave now but you be careful and lock the door from inside"
"Hyung I am not a kid, I can handle this"
"Ok then bye and take care"
Namjoon said leaving the house as a smirk plastered on namjeon's face.
"Sorry hyung but she loves you and I love her so someone has to sacrifice...I have already failed the breaks of your car so even if you survived in this heavy rain you will go in coma for sure and I won't let you recover at any cost"
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You was crying while looking inside the operation theatre by a window just to see your friend fighting between life and death.
You was weeping continuously when you felt a hand on your shoulder and realising who it was, you hugged him quickly letting all yours tears get soaked in his hoodie while letting your pain fade a little in his comforting embrace.
"N-namjoonie look what happened...h-he will s-survive right"
You asked still hiding your face in his chest.
"Yes cupcake he will don't worry"
Namjoon said still hugging her.
Soon doctor came out of the theatre with a serious face indicating that the operation is done.
"D-doctor what happened to him...h-he is okay r-right"
You asked.
"Yeah we saved him but..."
"but"
"But unfortunately he is in coma"
Doctor completed as you again burst out crying in namjoon embrace hugging him tighter this time.
"I am sorry my innocent brother namjeon but I heard your and y/n's conversation and also saw you hiding that ring box and failing my car's breaks so I had to do this...I knew that you're not gonna leave me and y/n alone so I send a killer in our house for you to leave us alone without leaving this world...I gave our parents to you because they didn't wanted me either but y/n, she loves me truly and I love her more than anything else so I can't let you destroy our relationship... Don't worry my bro I will not kill you but I will not let you get out of the coma either so just let me and my y/n live peacefully without you and sleep in this hospital for forever"
Namjoon thought fake crying as he tightened his grip around y/n snuggling in her neck like a poor victim baby...
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off22theraces · 1 year
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sawfic sawfic sawfic
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vamingukk · 2 years
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Someone: dude you're an ARMY but still your phone doesn't has BTS wallpaper in it, wae ?
Me:🙂
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Credits: BTSuju (YouTube)
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lunarpiscesangel · 2 years
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yesterday was the first time I had someone tell me that they don’t believe the ab*se my mother put me through my whole life, so that was jarring
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routeriver · 3 months
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roach-works · 5 months
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pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.
pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.
there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?
pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?
this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.
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